The jolyne one💀

@doglover5591

Жыл бұрын

what about Okuyasu 💀

@felipechalfun-design4807

Жыл бұрын

And Kakyoin 💀

@xogleeztastexd583

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know what a vibrator is

@BetrayedSmiler

Жыл бұрын

@@xogleeztastexd583 You will know when you get older

@Tally-MMall

Жыл бұрын

...

To become friends with speedwagon you just need to punch him with not full power 💀

@iargueforadrenalinerush3277

Жыл бұрын

undyne:

@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s

Жыл бұрын

💀☠️

@RelKier_is_jdude

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations! You found way to become a friend with 100% Jobros

@TechCyberko4444

Жыл бұрын

go easy mate!

@DevelSiXtenZ

Жыл бұрын

Ok so I will punch him with 99% of my power (not full power)

f.f.: give them the crabby patty formula

@OverStrive2008

Жыл бұрын

W a t e r

@LargeSharkz

Жыл бұрын

This is too good; you are very smart friend

@RandomAJ16

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀

@modley_the_m_guy

4 ай бұрын

plankton 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❔❗❓⁉️💯

@kevdoesstuff7435

3 ай бұрын

MR. SQUIDWARD-

Kira: have nice well manicured hands

@dolphin6755

Жыл бұрын

Nah that's how to commit indirect suicide 💀

@Yuji_Itadori6969

Жыл бұрын

Then u die

@Pro_Tro

Жыл бұрын

No, You are wrong. That is the way to date him not become his friend

@robinfoxer9702

Жыл бұрын

Well... You dead

@UncleRuckus-NoRelation-

Жыл бұрын

@@Pro_Tro mf, he’ll chop them off and murder you 💀

Yoshikage Kira - "Forget about it; You can't!" But what if I was a hand model??

@TheWalkingInsomniac

Жыл бұрын

Instead of friends you'd be apart of his hand collection instantly

@real_rutmen

Жыл бұрын

You'll die

@itwasidio9483

Жыл бұрын

@@TheWalkingInsomniac well your right

@HanazukaNo.2

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheWalkingInsomniac good point tho

@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming

Жыл бұрын

Then he'd kill you and take your hand.

For Josuke I think it should have been praise or compliment for his hair 🙂

@bensabo5601

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@traceyiusmemton8768

Жыл бұрын

Nah but woman

@puplos125

Жыл бұрын

okuyasu said his mom is hot and got an best friend role im doing the same

@strikzs1145

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he only gives a shit if you critisize it

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

floppy ahh burnt steak lookin shit

How to be friends with Kira: *Ask him for sleeping tips* How to be friends with Diavolo: *Open a donut bakery shop with him*

@KanhaWes

Жыл бұрын

cringe

@vortexversion2

Жыл бұрын

more like give diavolo requiem arrow

@GuyOnHypixel

Жыл бұрын

@@KanhaWes salty

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

rip 🤐🤐🫥 and 📼🔂

@Definatelynotshiromi

3 ай бұрын

Kira: nice nail cutter

Jodio - Have money

@artbrox

Жыл бұрын

Drugs

@Evil_Arthas

Жыл бұрын

Talk about mechanisms

@EnemyStandUser_

Жыл бұрын

he steals it from you at a sleepover

@Hyper93314

Жыл бұрын

And drugs

@darkemperortheobscureone694

Жыл бұрын

Jodio: i'm here for muneh

1:47 To be kira's, friend be a woman with nice hands and he'll gladly friend you. At a cost of course...

@alexkelley7511

11 ай бұрын

ya hands

@speak-the-red-letters

3 ай бұрын

YOUR V-

so glad you put Dio Brando and DIO separately as they should

@devisriroshankandimalla7605

Жыл бұрын

No they are same.

@CupioSaiko

Жыл бұрын

They aren’t? Dio abandoned his last name and took Jonathan’s body

@tatsumi2358

Жыл бұрын

​@@CupioSaiko dio is still dio

@JojoTheDivine1

Жыл бұрын

Well he did abandon his last name

@devisriroshankandimalla7605

Жыл бұрын

@@JojoTheDivine1 But it is used in Part 5 & 6.

i love how Doppio is just "give him phone" but tbh,it should be "give him frog" lmao

@shadw9424

Жыл бұрын

Rather anything that can kinda resemble a phone

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

an alarm clock set to every 5 mins

@elarr400

3 ай бұрын

He can use pretty much anything as a phone, right? *GIVE HIM HEAD!!*

@imthebestflower

2 ай бұрын

@@elarr400wait what 🙁

@elarr400

2 ай бұрын

@@imthebestflower give him head head → 🗿

2:30 JOLYNE LMAO

@sillysiblings4834

3 ай бұрын

IKR LIKE WHAT??

@Thermo-111

2 ай бұрын

What so funny about the vibrator?

@Coolguy1216s

Ай бұрын

@@Thermo-111 i don't think you know about the "vibrator"

@Thermo-111

Ай бұрын

@@Coolguy1216s yeah tell me why its funny

@Coolguy1216s

Ай бұрын

@@Thermo-111 you're too young 😂 and i didn't say it bc of your pfp

2:03 Bruno: Pretend to be homeless; best 👌

Foo Fighters: Have Water

@speak-the-red-letters

3 ай бұрын

Have spit-glands

The only way to be Kiras's friend is to be his Father

Everybody needs a mate like Jonathan, but nearly no one deserve him.

Yoshikage Kira: share a hand fetish and justify his actions

@javiermedina9392

Жыл бұрын

He would still hate you

@tatsumi2358

Жыл бұрын

​​@@javiermedina9392 true bro would be worried and take us out for safety

@sophie________

Жыл бұрын

​@@javiermedina9392 not your hands though

@shadw9424

Жыл бұрын

Just try living a simple life by deleting your memories about his crimes

To become Kira’s friend, you will first help Jotaro and Josuke find him, then make sure he takes your friend’s face.

Me: Born on 4 jan, 2004 Mista: So you have chosen...*death*

@TheWalkingInsomniac

Жыл бұрын

Damn so close, just 3 months short

@umpatosemato4343

Жыл бұрын

4 april, 2004 would be even worse

@fourscarlet7581

Жыл бұрын

If you think he'll kill you for that, imagine me.

@cassiopee_mmd

Жыл бұрын

@@umpatosemato4343 In a thursday at 4:44:44 am

@umpatosemato4343

Жыл бұрын

@@cassiopee_mmd yeah

1:45 have pretty and decently warm hands.

@subtoitorrep

Жыл бұрын

No thats how to get killed in a alleyway

@acreanocomun-1582

Жыл бұрын

@@subtoitorrep maybe if he likes it very hot, he doesn't kill?

@killherqueen

Жыл бұрын

me becoming Joseph fr 🦾

me:hey i have a dolphin can i be friends with u Jotaro:SURE😀

@shadw9424

Жыл бұрын

Jotaro: you are such a reliable guy

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

nah bro would stop time, grab the dolphin and flee

Are you telling me, the almighty Jotaro Kujo, with the stand star platinum, just need to be friended with a dolphin?? Fair enough, I like dolphins too.

@dluxajalt

Жыл бұрын

No no, he _likes_ dolphins

@Wackycreature

Жыл бұрын

I hate dolphins

@ambarucha

Жыл бұрын

​@@WackycreatureDolphins are bad

@Wackycreature

Жыл бұрын

@@ambarucha yeah, they are racists and rapists.

@jessi-jamesgrindle1495

7 ай бұрын

Should i tell him or should you?

There is a second thing you will need to praise for stroheim

@GR33ND3MON

Жыл бұрын

What would that be if I may ask???

@killherqueen

Жыл бұрын

@@GR33ND3MON Charlie Chaplin Doppelganger

@stinkymonke3622

Жыл бұрын

​@@GR33ND3MON this failed austrian painter turned politician who eventually went on to become chancellor of deutschland in 1933 and Fuhrer in 1934 after the death of President Hindenburg

@Kujoestar-

Жыл бұрын

German science is the world's finest

@BuggyDClown-cl4fo

Жыл бұрын

​@@GR33ND3MON Kanye west

Josuke won't be a real friend. He would just play your PS5

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

I feel like if we were chill with him and vibed with him and his foolishness 😂 basically be down to do dumb stuff with him

@kirbaran2039

Жыл бұрын

​@@Yeah_You_ThoughtI would befroend Jonathan

BRO DID JOLYNE DIRTY

The Jolyne One Stings😂

The Koichi one is very simple

@devisriroshankandimalla7605

Жыл бұрын

Not as simple as Jonathan's one.

@JodaroKujo

Жыл бұрын

@@devisriroshankandimalla7605there both simple tbh

Yoshikage Kira be like a true Chad🗿

@Noname-lw4rg

3 ай бұрын

Oh my god, this stupid kid brainrot, chads, sigmas, skibi toilet kids, argenby is cringe, the only person who is sigma and isn’t cringe is bayashi

Doppio is curious if you have games on your phone.

@killherqueen

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, in the least rude way possible, I'm getting Roblox vibes from him. In my opinion, he'd be one of those people who love obbies and games like Work at a Pizza Place or Meepcity.

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

I would get Doppi his own phone

@var1348

Жыл бұрын

Doppio: To be friends with Doppio, do any job he was sent to and whatever you do for his job, you will becone friends with Doppio. Also doppio is the only trusted person of Diavolo. Doppio caused violence for the first time, So Diavolo can let doppio use King Crimson whatever he wants. (Make sure you check on Doppio otherwise Doppio would transform into diavolo and kill you except if you want to attack anyone that he does want to target with no mercy)

I need a friend like Jonathan to stop me from having suicidal problems 😂

@doodledud9189

9 ай бұрын

❤

Kochi "Just ask him to be your friend, *he is very realiable*"

Pucci is probably going to do a miraschon on me and slam my head against a table then give me a stand while taking away my memories

@M7MDjay617

Жыл бұрын

This is what will happen

2:22 What the fu-

0:44 lol then ı can became friend with Kars 🚗🚗

Cioccolata understands all. He understands that Cameraman is OP. That's why he always has a cameraman with him.

Welp, looks like I and Kars would be great buddies

JOLYNE 🤣🤣🤣

Bro as soon as I saw the thumbnail and saw Jolene was here I already knew and I guessed it perfectly

How to be friends with Mista Step 1. Become friends with Okuyasu Step 2. Tell him to use Za Handu to erase number 4 And there you go , now he no longer exists

Good video 🎥!

Just give your hand for Kira Yoshikage and you will be special people🤣

Here's the list of JoJo characters I can easily become friends with (according to this video): Jonathan Joseph Caesar Kakyoin Polnareff Rohan Koichi Jolyne 💀

@Jodio_Joestar_

Жыл бұрын

Doppio, Iggy and Secco

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jodio_Joestar_ jodio what you doin on here??

@Jodio_Joestar_

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_You_Thought Just expanding my business

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

@@Jodio_Joestar_ bruh you got edibles 👀

@Jodio_Joestar_

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_You_Thought Not now but working to make edible from powder

i was waiting for someone to upload this video

I wanna be friends with DIO, the most drippiest character

the cutoff of jolyne got me thinkin hard

Im not sure about the whammu one tho. He's gonna drag u to a fight of death everytime

@Lisapancakes

Жыл бұрын

You can become the Super Smash Brothers! 😂

For Foo Fighters: Give them water

surely about kira you can just be a friendly guy and just dont act like you know he is a crazy psychopath, my guy just wanted a normal life

That's one dude who was in a quest when he can't die: I BEFREINDED EVERYONE NOW WHAT.

Me who's about to become the friends of everyone

1:55 Nice! Thank you! Now I actually cant erase the number 22 from my live.

I like how Esidisi isnt even here, hes still too busy crying,

NO WAY JOLYNE

Kars is littrelly a vegan 🚘

Erina: Whatever the cost, defend her from harm

With Shigechi: just tell him that he's smart

How to be friends with all of them: be friends with araki

At this point I can become kars's bestfriend-

best video ever

To be good friends with kira you gotta have good and clean hands

We all had the option to be Kakyoin's friends.

1:25 tf Okuyasu, that's my mom

Awesome

Awsome

0:30 to be friends with Caesar, be bubbly :]) (Im still depressed abt this)

Maybe I m already friends with Kars

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

Honestly same

How To Become Friends With Jotaro: "Dolphin"

awsome

The jotaro one💀

2:26 I saw jolyne and I was like *vine boom*

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

😂 🗿

Surprisingly accurate

“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today”

Have a perfect woman hand, then rip it off and offer it to Yoshikage, then P R A Y

Pucci isn't a vampire lol

@Wowoge44

Жыл бұрын

And?

@pillow1557

Жыл бұрын

After he obtained Dios bone He gets some minor vampire regeneration and the pain he feels is reduced a bit

@chilled480

Жыл бұрын

@@pillow1557 yea and he can stay in the sun unlike a regular vampire

@Sir_Nixon

Жыл бұрын

Give pucci a child

@fethisimsek8560

Жыл бұрын

Thats for the first part the second dio is also on the video pay attantion.

The way to become yoshikage Kira’s friend is to give a smooth soft shiny hand and boom he respects you

Keicho nijimura have a meticulous personality and enjoy soilders

To be friends with Kira just give him a helping hand

The fact that dio could Just kill Holly and get her blood while the crusaders are in the way

@ultray1522

4 ай бұрын

Dio wanted to continue killing joestar while not ending the bloodline itself

Jolyne is being a lil wicked......

Everyone says "To befriend Kira have nice hands", You will be a part of his collection or be a date, instead. Say that you will gather hand models' hands for him by getting a stand, kill the models. Manicure their hands for the last time, rinse in warm water and give it to Kira.

to become friends with FF just give her water

Don't steal my sandwich 🥪

@YourLovelyGuy9442

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@leepiclouise116

Жыл бұрын

Worm.

@elliter5465

Жыл бұрын

Oh hells nah ima steal your sa- Oh wait, I know what happen next, I dont fall for that, nice one.

Pucci: so did you pray today ? Me: y-yes pucci

WE ALL FISHED DOLPHINS WITH THIS ONE🔥

Jolyne wtf😭

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😆

@DarkFighter1

Жыл бұрын

Well i can help anasui since i know what jolyne wants

@Yeah_You_Thought

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkFighter1 lol

Omg Jolyne Help 😭

Weather Report, Emporio, Ermes and every other villain: Hey, what about us?

Ok, to be friends with Yoshikage Kira, you need one of the following: 1. Don't be annoying and don't snoop around his house or 2. have nice, well manicured hands (unfortunately this won't last long unless you can somehow survive as a disembodied hand)

where part 7-9 😨

As a ps5 owner,I believe I now have enough to be josuke's friend

Ngl from the thumbnail I thought Jolyne’s one was “Give head” and the fact that it’s not even *that* off is really funny

Kira: dont be ab ambulance

0:01 So why didn't Dio become his best friend because he did a lot of things to Jonathan: Harrass him at the beginning, smash his eye, kiss Erina, kill Danny, kill his dad, obligate him to burn his mansion, cause him a lot of wounds, kill William Zepp', kill Dire, make him cry, KILLS HIM and finally DECAPITATES HIM AND TAKE HIS BODY!!! And with all these things he did to Jojo, he became his worst ennemy!

Why Jolyne are so 😫 I don't know

The fact that, according to this video, ThatVeganTeacher and Kars would get along is just crazy to me-

Part 3 Joseph: get him an old camera to use his hermit purple powers on

Makes no sense why giorno could solo DB with his little skinny arms. + GER and GE skinny arms

@boomcardgamer7294

Жыл бұрын

He cannot be damaged, and can reflect damage if he acts fast and clever (something every JoJo character does). What does that have to do with the video?

@Ippo_editz

Жыл бұрын

@@boomcardgamer7294 it has nothing to do with the video. Im just saying.

@boomcardgamer7294

Жыл бұрын

@@Ippo_editz Ok.

Jolyne....

Kira: have beautiful hands

Koichi be hitting that stranger friendly though 💀