Bastion with a side of salt was better.

@walkerherron4692

7 жыл бұрын

When did that go up?

@fleur.

7 жыл бұрын

bazza is a furry

@nuggetmaster2438

7 жыл бұрын

is jus game.

@LucidProtean

7 жыл бұрын

Zylbrad Yeah but can Weegee play Bastion with a Top 10 Reinhardt and Moose-Tits in high-level Competitive?

@walkerherron4692

7 жыл бұрын

Zylbrad, destroyer of enemy teams and master of the memes.

The sleep dart doesn't really effect him. He just plays along because he's a good sport.

@papaq3810

5 жыл бұрын

WhenToastersAttack, nah, he just does it because it’s an excuse to sleep. He’s secretly tired af.

@landonamos7243

5 жыл бұрын

He's a robot with a system of functioning hydraulics. When hydraulics leak they can act slow/sluggish. So maybe when ana uses a sleep dart it pierces a hydraulic line. 🤷‍♂️

@eringeneva7872

5 жыл бұрын

No he just has the souls of our human race tucked inside his mechanics somewhere

The special ana sleep dart uses a electrochemical compound that on impact sends minor emps thru the body incapacitating normal human instantly but only for enough time for their brains to boot back up, Bastions robot parts are effected by the emp. I'll take Paypal.

@jstar3382

4 жыл бұрын

I already said that before you

lol you actually played rules of nature to go on with that metal gear reference props

@alexlee4154

7 жыл бұрын

YEAH!

@RavenRhy

7 жыл бұрын

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?

@Taylor-zh9gy

7 жыл бұрын

Amish Tech Support lol

@kennethcatalan5955

7 жыл бұрын

Amish Tech Support poop

@TheLittz

7 жыл бұрын

Amish Tech Support A

WAIT. There was no "so what have we learned."

@slimkirbyfan100

7 жыл бұрын

That's because we didn't learn anything

@fyrexia

7 жыл бұрын

You literally hold left click, what can you learn XD

@Anime3691

7 жыл бұрын

NOTHING!

@THEMADNESSGAMERTMG

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly

*zylbrad immediately triggered by this video.

@filipc1699

7 жыл бұрын

true

@nolifenick4976

7 жыл бұрын

Doctah Piss you know it

@HeartlessAlchemyst

7 жыл бұрын

"Hey guys, Stylosa here. Just wanted to say Mercy is overpowered, Bastion is a god and fuck you. Love you. Bye."

@lord_az2819

7 жыл бұрын

Doctah Piss Damn right

@banana9019

7 жыл бұрын

"I'm the best bastion player in the world" - Weegee Don't ever be alone. They're coming.

You and Zybrad need to have a little chat about who's the best Bastion apparently

Weegee the God? More like Weegee the FRAUD, AMIRITE? Because...you know...he's playing Bastion... I long for death's icy clutches.

@cornkopp2985

7 жыл бұрын

icy clutches? You mean mei?

@cornkopp2985

7 жыл бұрын

I want to get hugged by mei as well

@ScatLuigi

7 жыл бұрын

cory Sensei same here, oh great, almighty god Cory Baxter

@MrMockRock

7 жыл бұрын

cory Sensei Getting hugged by Mei would be like getting hugged by a pillow made out of seal skin. Which...actually sounds alright.

@finntaylor3590

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Ana hits Bastion's lil birdy friend and until it recovers he doesn't wanna move

''best bastion in the world'' I think Zylbrad would have something to say about that

I didn't see Zylbrad once this whole video. I thought you said the best Bastion Player was here.

3:20 Gonna be honest... that whole speech coupled with “Rules of Nature” right before the recon montage is pretty epic.

ROCK RO-BOT ROCK ROCK RO-BOT ROCK

@BassWiz

7 жыл бұрын

fuck, I'm gonna bweee

@fuzzyharmony

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@achintya-7

6 жыл бұрын

BassWiz daft punk 4 life

@lil_halfrican_boi2124

6 жыл бұрын

It's not though, I looked it up they're completely different

song is robot rock by daft punk if anyone doesn't know

@MewTonia

7 жыл бұрын

DeeLiv 1998 thank you

@lil_halfrican_boi2124

6 жыл бұрын

No, it's really not

Oh I was waiting for this one, I was wondering which one he was going to do next and I was kind of hoping that this would be it :) Nice job once more! Love the Overwatch content.

That metal gear reference made me so happy

@Oatlis

7 жыл бұрын

Same

That recon rampage was my favorite XD

@satanclause8805

7 жыл бұрын

Xanthe The KingdomKeeper That just proves how idiotic you are.

@jackyvstheworld

7 жыл бұрын

Satan Clause That just proves how idiotic you are.

@satanclause8805

7 жыл бұрын

Bird Guy Right back atcha, you inbred.

Zylbrad is the best bastion player, sir.

@fuzzyharmony

7 жыл бұрын

I've seen you before

@jacobkreifels7690

7 жыл бұрын

Obama Bin Keemstar I don't think you can be the "best" with Bastion. He literally does nothing that requires skill inorder to be good. It takes a really bad player to play Bastion wrong. If you think I'm wrong, give me a skill that an "skillful" Bastion player has besides decent aim and positioning skill?

@jacobkreifels7690

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah Toast Shy-Guy You didn't answer my question, what skill does an "skillful" Bastion player have besides decent aim and positioning skill? My point was exactly, if something is easy to play then it shouldn't come with titles like "master", because Bastion plays them same for all players, pro and noob. Next, he isn't getting a "buff" but rather a well needed rework. Example, his bullets in turret form will have more spread and no head shot but his Recon is going to get less spread, giving the players the option to play both modes. Pretty much making him a better soldier, once it comes out, Bastion > Soldier. I will admit I fall in the salty category when it comes to Bastion but for good reason though. I don't know why you say "he is the worst character in comp" because everyone I play with, switches to him when losing in order to get free wins. By himself in a well position manner, not even an "pro" can take him down and if he's got a pocket healer or Reinhardt, you're going to have a bad time. Yes, he does have counters like Geni and sometimes Sombra but if you're teammate doesn't use those characters for that, there is nothing you can do to help it.

@RancidEarwax

6 жыл бұрын

No just the best bastion meme. Kolorbastion is the best by actually playing

"I still do not like Scottfalco" Crap, my favorite KZreadrs don't like each other! Why!!!

@steelbeans

7 жыл бұрын

probably because "With a Side of Salt" is basically this.

@salad6738

7 жыл бұрын

Because Scott just makes weegee videos with 15 second animations. He's got real original content

@phxrebirth

7 жыл бұрын

Because he thinks that ScottFalco copied Weegee for some reason even though it's not hard to come up with a concept similar to How To. Weegee's just a huge manchild.

@OwOnuh

7 жыл бұрын

It's literally the exact same format with the only things making it "unique" is underwhelming animation and shittier gameplay where he'll rarely if ever show himself dying even for comedic purpose. If he had something differentiating the two that'd be great and it could be a good series but the humor is lame, the format is no different, and I'd rarely say this about KZread videos, but it's a blatant rip-off

@camerongray7235

7 жыл бұрын

Most of this comment is just your opinion, but the rip-off part is just wrong. Nobody actually claimed this content. Joke videos like this have been around for a long time, and I don't think I ever compared the two. Scott falco's is analyzing every move of a character, and adding in some jokeswhile Weegee makes memes and pokes fun at it, which isn't a bad thing. They are literally completely different concepts.

Nice video Weegee, please keep it up, love your channel

Overwatch: A point and click adventure feat. Bastion

5:10 WOAH WEEGEE! SPOILERS! WTF! still havent beaten that game wtf

@Necrapocalypse

7 жыл бұрын

Well then why did you click on a How To Bastion video? What did you expect it to be?

@godlyassassin5538

7 жыл бұрын

Overwatch maybe?

@Necrapocalypse

7 жыл бұрын

It doesn't have Overwatch anywhere in the title!

@oh604

7 жыл бұрын

Bastion is quite an old game. That's sorta on you.

You earned my sub when you played Robot Rock and made that lyric reference (no spoilers)... Plus the absolutely hilarious playthrough on Breath of the Wild and How to King Dedede...

Love the music choice. i was so psyched when i heard rules of nature.

Why'd you quit Smash Weegee?

@moistmarsupial3528

7 жыл бұрын

Where's all the smash weegee!?!?!

@adamfulgenzi4891

7 жыл бұрын

I SUBBED FOR SMASH WEEGEE

@godlyassassin5538

7 жыл бұрын

I really hope you aren't serious

@adamfulgenzi4891

7 жыл бұрын

y'all dont even remember when Weegee himself mafe these jokes. smh

You should have gotten Zylbrad for a guest appearance.

Nice to see you mentioned the game bastion, its quite a nice time :)

I believe I have a thereoy on how Anna's sleep dart affects bastion. Although most of the time it seems like her darts are filled with some kind of "sleep drug" like melatonin on steroids, I believe that when she shoots bastion with a sleep dart, it instead injects him with some kind of computer virus that temporarally shuts down his systems. Idk who really knows though.

Why don't you like scottfalco? Edit: He copies Weegee's video ideas

@SqueakyVE

7 жыл бұрын

supposedly scottfalco ripped off the format that weegee uses side of salt = how to [insert name] or some shit like that

@conquerorofbread6020

7 жыл бұрын

So, according to you, Trump's Wall, you're not allowed to make a joke- video talking about a hero in Overwatch? Has Weegee has officially copyrighted it? Because it's a fairly simple idea that anyone could've come up with.

@antonioscendrategattico2302

7 жыл бұрын

Because apparently, ironic "guides" on video game characters are copyrighted by Weegee. Nobody ever had that idea before.

@SkepticalSnake

7 жыл бұрын

So sarcastic entertaining guides on video game characters are copyrighted by Weegee? I like Scott Falco and Weegee, but nobody "owns" videos like that

@Chario_

7 жыл бұрын

Scottfalco basically ripped off a lot of Weegees jokes from his Road Hog video

RULES OF NURTURE

That was a really good intro! 😄

I like how he says he blows those people out of the water with score but he shows a picture of his score with 9 eliminations. Gold medals doesn’t mean you are doing well or that you are carrying

no one's better at bastion then zylbrad

The dart could be a sort of advanced EMP device that can not only shut down machines, but shut down our brains electric currents. Maybe?

@dorf7219

7 жыл бұрын

stop bullshitting logic into games

@benjamindiel4637

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, he did ask for an explanation. I was just giving my two cents.

@dorf7219

7 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Diel its usually better to be confused about something than to have false information or baseless ideas

@acceptablespook

7 жыл бұрын

Or the dart could just but him into sleep mode.

@dorf7219

7 жыл бұрын

what is bastion is actually person but his skin became hardened and grew a weapon out of his hand so thats why the darts work

I really enjoyed this video.Grsat job.

Regarding Ana's sleep dart, the best thing I can come up with is that its a parasite/nanobot that moves to disable the nervous system of whatever it hits. ...Doesn't explain how it works on D.Va's mech though. All in all, I've really liked where you've taken your videos. It's now a perfect balance between trash-talking and jokes! A lot of your old videos just feel like mass verbal assaults against other players XD

WAR! HUH (yeah) WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!

@doggenlord93

7 жыл бұрын

🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫

@Castalex1992

7 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

@Dantheman_1942

7 жыл бұрын

+Castalex Gaming SAY IT AGAIN YALL

@Castalex1992

7 жыл бұрын

WAR (HUH) WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

@hungr.

7 жыл бұрын

Castalex Gaming ABSOLUTELY

Bastion is so thick

Challenge Accepted. Logical explanation for Ana's Sleep Dart affecting Bastion: The tranquilizer utilizes nanotech to disable Bastion's systems, rendering him inert. The same concept applies to Mercy and Ana's healing abilities, which is why they can heal Bastion; as well as Reinhardt (through his armor), Genji, and Zenyatta.

I have two explanations for Ana being able to put Bastion to sleep. 1. What ever Ana shoots temporarily messes with Bastion's programing 2. Bastion runs on hampster power and Ana just hits the hampster with the sleep dart.

Bastion with a side of salt

*cough* zylbrad *cough*

@satanclause8805

7 жыл бұрын

Thatdudetony_ He commented on this video.

I just Love when you get so aggressive in these videos!

very good content glad I found this channel

your not the best bastion! the best is BRADSTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@TheLastAmigo

7 жыл бұрын

Zylbrad is triggered

@RP-tatari-

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Enes he is the best bastion Zylbrad is the best Bradstion

@TheLastAmigo

7 жыл бұрын

wat

@MyNameIsSeann

7 жыл бұрын

zylbrad u don't know who he is?

@TheLastAmigo

7 жыл бұрын

I do, I comment first

wait this isn't bastion with a side of salt ;c

Kickass intro. Keep that up.

"Cipher is pursuing new techs. He claims what they're doing in Overwatch is the missing piece; A Bastion to surpass metal gear."

Zylbrad's Apprentice

@wirelessthephone9164

7 жыл бұрын

*Seagull would be proud*

@overhaul3001

7 жыл бұрын

In Weegee's case, Alpharad's apprentice

what does scott falco have to do with this?

@gamingintheclintonyears7061

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Ryan his with a side of salt series, was inspired by weegee's videos. Also keep in mind, weegee can be very sarcastic, so chances are he wasn't being serious.

@Rdk-ep2fn

7 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford side of salt uses animation as well as gameplay but weegee wasn't the first person to be sarcastic and funny though

@gamingintheclintonyears7061

7 жыл бұрын

Rdk 3000 I never said he was. But I enjoy both series and hope they can continue without the need of bs drama.

@twilighttrick5612

7 жыл бұрын

Rdk 3000 how dare you take my profile pic

Dude. You are hilarious! Such an epic video

Good video weegee! Could you do Zarya next?

That recon montage was the most majestic thing I have ever seen.

You deserve a like just for that genius bastion refrense at the end

ive been playing metal gear rising constantly this past week and you put rules of nature in just when i decided to take a break god damnit it weegee now i have to play through the game again

Nice choice of music, robot rock fit perfectly.

Loved the metal gear solid V quote!

2:19 the same chemicals that incapacitates people could cause a malfunction in bastion’s software due to chemical reactions. Maybe he has to restart himself to deal with the problem🧐🤔

3:30 all i could hear was "HEY IT'S ME MR.MESEEKS, LOOK AT ME"

The song at 3:30 is Rules of Nature from Metal Gear Solid, in case you were wondering. Nice touch Weegee XD

4:48 I cried at the tea bagging XDDDDDD

Oh Weegeeeeee! A certain Bradstion would like a word with youuuuuuu

I honestly think Bastion is an OK character. He can turn into a spread weapon, he can heal himself for a limited amount of time, he's good at close ranged shooting, and his ultimate lets him turn into a Tank-bot like Kirby. (Not to mention he runs on the enemy's salt.)

Easily one of the best you've made, Weegee!

Who wins? A full-power Reinhardt Shield. A shooty boi.

your song choice for this video is 👌🏻

That was my first ending in Bastion (the indie game) as well. I stand by it. Best decisions.

Ana's sleep dart also produces a small range EMP to short circuit robots, or robotic armor like Reinhardt's or Genji's. I'll take my 10 grand in cash, Weegee

Ah the Bastion soundtrack, truly a work of art.

Nice song choice Weegee!

Anna's sleepdart is formed of nanobots designed by Torborjn who also designed Bastion model robots, he also keeps in mind due to his swedish blacksmith clan that all inventions and creations must have a balance and equal so Torborjn designed everything of his to counter all his other inventions. Lol

Weegee: thinks Roadhog is overpowered, but not Bastion Scottfalco: thinks Bastion is overpowered, but not Roadhog

Ana's sleep dart starts temporarily conducting electricity, causing Bastion to malfunction. Pay up!

Good choice on song!

The sleep dart has a small wifi device that runs a simple script that is designed to turn any windows operating system off. His complex firewalls are the only reason he ever wakes back up.

ana's sleep darts have the ability to shut down bastion's system temporarily. you owe me 10k

3:20 Man you're a genius ! This is my sub

Maybe the Ana sleep darts are extremely sharp, and due to her having incredible accuracy she's able to puncture a wire in bastion that causes him to become incapable of movement, requiring bastion to take some time to self repair until he can move again. Either that or she shoots the button that activates sleep mode.

My fav part "Now then,with the rules in place,Ladies And Gentlemen Behold!TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WEAPONS LEARN TO WALK UPRIGHT!!!!"

XD the outro music i like but the video itself i love

Thanks Weegee for reminding me of the game I desperately want to play but can't because I don't have a PC, Xbox One or PS4.

So basically Bastion is like the Ronin-class Titan from Titanfall 2: If you don’t know how to play him, you’re dead, but learn to play him, and you become God.

I'm happy you slipped in that Bastion reference.

OMGOMG I was watching your stream a few weeks ago and said in chat "Wow a how to bastion would be funny" and its here!

Ana'ssleep dart could have a special property that reprograms a robot's hardrive and makes Bastion "fall asleep". Now where's my 10000 dollars?

Yooooo, that justice music tho!

the metal gear reference that was great

You used Rules of Nature, instant like.

That intro w robot rock is fucking sublime my man

I think I can explain why bastion falls asleep. Ok it's because her dart when shot at bastion has a electrical charge that overcharges bastion and causing him to go to sleep mode so that his body can reboot its self and power back up

Robot Rock, nice touch, Weegee

Lol you just declared war with Zylbrad stating that you're the best bastion.

Ana's sleep dart also sleeps Zenyatta and Genji, who are also either full or partial robots. Maybe the nanobots that she uses are also in the dart, and rather than a serum doing it, the nanobots temporarily disable some part of their CPU or something.

@Poketrainer317

7 жыл бұрын

Another guys had this thoery, but I don't think it makes sense. If there are tiny robots built to damage the Bastion's insides, wouldn't that permanently damage him? If not, then what's the point. They obviously have the ability to destroy him. Ripping out parts of him or burning him will no doubt kill him. I said that it could be magnets on the dart. Like most computers, he reboots to prevent damage to the hard-drive. I mean, from a technical standpoint, mine makes a little more sense, but yours is cooler.

love robot rock in the background

ending brings this to a 10/10

Rules of Nature from MGRR holy shit... that was epic af!

Hahah, Rules of Nature was very fitting.

What music in the end?

When Ana hits Bastion the chemicals acidic bond with the metal alloy causes some gears to decay rapidly. This then puts the Bastion into a sort of iPhone sleep mode as he does self repair

@calvinjoseph3803

6 жыл бұрын

How Ana sleeps Bastion

the dart Ana fires are mini robots that detect if they're attached to an enemy or an ally, so when shot at Bastion they must fry it's circuits. This may not be the best explanation but it's close enough, so i will be taking my 10,000 now