bros entire life was disassembled in one phone call 💀
@treret7401
Жыл бұрын
😂
@George-pl7eu
Жыл бұрын
Good lol
@The_MythicalGamer
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@P3p5112
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "disassembled" like it's a gun or car
@jenniferfarmer4020
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@richaran463 Жыл бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore” shits cold 💀
@karderanderson
Жыл бұрын
"Like the good ol' days." 👴🏻
@laternevercame
Жыл бұрын
I haven't felt like a person in years.
@mosquito001
Жыл бұрын
What's cold??
@user-qn1wo1yg4s
Жыл бұрын
Good time until Rockstar start hiring PMCs
@assdsfs8215
Жыл бұрын
@@mosquito001 HE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
@tristanpesic44362 ай бұрын
Bro got the 1984 treatment 💀
@rox6071
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 normal day in Eurasia 💀
@DeutschlandistGAY
Ай бұрын
Nothing happened in 1984 bruh. Whachu talkin bout
@coolbeardeddragon1157
Ай бұрын
fr
@Tooskilly
Ай бұрын
Wdym
@abdulbaasithal-haidar4601
Ай бұрын
@@rox6071 Of course Oceania is better.
@Austrian_Butcher2 ай бұрын
"Good luck, god bless." Is one cold af line.
@UTKC_Officer_Smiles
6 күн бұрын
Yep
@dietbleach9362 Жыл бұрын
This is what a 6-star wanted level looks like..
@KiLlACaMrOn94
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💯
@kenb7264
Жыл бұрын
💀
@kushagrakishore933
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@TRG_R17
Жыл бұрын
Nah 9 Star
@ledbalancesnature
Жыл бұрын
I play gta vice city and there are 6-stars and this would be worse than having 6-stars irl
@therealcj9256 Жыл бұрын
Bro asked for three-million and got three hitmen sent instead 💀
@ultraballer2293
Жыл бұрын
Both probably cost the same💀
@adamdanieladventures
Жыл бұрын
@@ultraballer2293 😂
@j.meubelmanmeubelman1446
Жыл бұрын
Bro really said "sure,we'll send it in humanoid form if that's fine with you"
@insaneboy1234
Жыл бұрын
Now each hitman will get $1m for killing him.
@Joe1887
Жыл бұрын
He paid them each $1,000,000 because it was never about the money; it was the principle.
@littlekuribohimposteАй бұрын
Nintendo lawyers: “WRITE THAT DOWN!”
@playfoward
17 күн бұрын
Nintendo bouta be saving lives
@lloydweatherford9405
15 күн бұрын
@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.
@boltok9584
6 күн бұрын
@@lloydweatherford9405 Sony/Apple/EA have entered the chat
@haydenhey36752 ай бұрын
We laugh but Boeing JUST did this to their whistleblower..
@Sublime_1
5 күн бұрын
Two times, right? Pretty sure there were two occasions in month or two.
@KindAceman Жыл бұрын
“Now... say my name” “Rockstar” “You’re god damn right”
@mananpatel4151
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
@icanassureyouimnotthatguyp3427
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@iforgor8916
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Cartelgod
Жыл бұрын
Heisenberg vibes kicks in 💀
@soacespacestation8556
Жыл бұрын
Shimpany
@SosaRickGrimes Жыл бұрын
“you ain’t a person anymore Austin” ☠️ turned my boy into an NPC
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
After he's dead they're going to trap his soul in the next gta 5 remake as an NPC like the plot of fnaf help wanted
@thefortnitehiders292
Жыл бұрын
Your a Rockstar employee now 💀
@cYpherh
Жыл бұрын
@@orangeinkius7257 bro what? 💀
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
@@cYpherh I said what I said, I think it was pretty clear
@AnotherIQ
Жыл бұрын
Who's Austin?
@OblivionOfficial98325 күн бұрын
You know it's actually MORE THAN OVER when he says both "Good luck" and "God bless"
@justatyranitar2 ай бұрын
That guy ended up getting life in a mental hospital.
@Y.T.STachi
2 ай бұрын
Yea Rockstar is this ironically powerful
@ProjectYoutube
Ай бұрын
@@Y.T.STachino lol, rockstar had 0 say on the sentence
@Y.T.STachi
Ай бұрын
@@ProjectKZread you have to be naive to believe a multi billion dollar company didn't have a hand in sending a guy to a mental hospital for the rest of his life for something relatively innocent ask leaking
@vnc.t
Ай бұрын
@@ProjectKZreadofficially yes, unofficially no. prob bribed the judge
@Face_RC
12 күн бұрын
Not technically, he could be released to face the charges if he is ever mentally competent to stand trial.
@Kingish_991 Жыл бұрын
"You have one minute, Austin. Good luck. God bless." So respectful.
@ForTheCultureGuyana
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jackal8748
Жыл бұрын
Probably gave him a minute just to pray
@Mr.RandomMoo
Жыл бұрын
6 actually
@endergames1099
Жыл бұрын
666 likes
@austinwhited7754
11 ай бұрын
Thx I guess
@VilageIdiot Жыл бұрын
"you aint a person anymore austin" god that line is so cold
@notshoya
Жыл бұрын
HAD ME FREEZING
@Monkeyblud
Жыл бұрын
@@notshoya had me in 3rd degree frostbite
@ImMatthewGodzilla
Жыл бұрын
my heart is,Cold
@erikleith4670
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 facts
@Kuga_Yuma
Жыл бұрын
@@ImMatthewGodzilla COOLLLDDD
@LawrenceWilford-kk7xh2 ай бұрын
Rockstar took it personally☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀
@hosneara915215 күн бұрын
Rockstar started their villain arc💀
@lynx_8576 Жыл бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore Austin. You’re free game.”
@chickenbutt2781
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this is flying over most people's heads 😂
@brothaonanadventure3573
Жыл бұрын
They never said "You're free game game". But that would have been icy.
@srijangupta3234
Жыл бұрын
More like a npc.
@Speariture
Жыл бұрын
Nnnaaaaaaaaah 💀
@Renzo-io8gk
Жыл бұрын
Now that's some nice pfp👉👉
@AriTheInterloper Жыл бұрын
goddamn these vine booms ☠️
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac br*h
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia
@chickennugget4142
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac did you know you are the most stupidest person in the world and you are reacting never thought of that did you
@grub2736
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac bruh
@user-ic9pb9nx9y2 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that would find "You're not a person anymore" somewhat scary but also kinda freeing?
@mobbcentral4675
11 күн бұрын
Oh ya ,no bills , no attachments, no responsibilities But you gotta survive the hit men before you can enjoy
@Cyclops00002 ай бұрын
Don't mess with video game, big tech, cyber security or banking companies. They have whole departments of nerds in flip flops and hoodies that are more than capable of ruining your life while eating Cheetos at a desk.
@lilgento Жыл бұрын
I lost it when Rockstar confirmed his address before he could continue 😂🤣
@soiledflapjacks1938
Жыл бұрын
Why do you feel the need to capitalize every single word?
@cloaker8198
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 who pissed in your flapjacks?
@starblazing1160
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 calm down it’s not that deep lmao
@MrDespair1983
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 It's a glitch is some keyboards, it happens on my laptop.
@hodayfa000h
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 it looks better but I use only small letters because I want to and it is easier 💀
@swatboi8315 Жыл бұрын
The kentucky accent makes this 20x better
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
😂 🙏🏼
@F4sy
Жыл бұрын
It's decently close to a older kentucky accent but I'd say that's closer to a west virginian
@F4sy
Жыл бұрын
Source: kentuckian
@andrewcody2181
Жыл бұрын
@@F4sy as a west Virginian you are correct it's closer to ours than your but still kinda a mix
@TheHandsomeIsaiah
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewcody2181 im from west Virginia to but i never knew i sounded like that i guess it's because im used to it
@FellowCyrus3 ай бұрын
Bro did not hold back💀
@RegashuDBАй бұрын
“You have 1 minute Austin. Good luck, God bless.” Has to be one of the most badass things I’ve heard today LMAO
@yeezez11 ай бұрын
Rockstar gave him his own GTA 5 mission bro 💀
@EliFr331
11 ай бұрын
😂
@littleaqua32
11 ай бұрын
Current objective: -Survive
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently
10 ай бұрын
Not the first time a gta story starts with the protag being chased down
@Imhim-rd7pz
10 ай бұрын
Fr
@GenuineA-HOLE
10 ай бұрын
I mean in reality why would you step on the toes of a company that makes a game strictly about being a criminal😂
@Jamandbutter0 Жыл бұрын
*five stars appear*
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@neighborhoodsoiocpath7063
Жыл бұрын
Gulps
@ladybabe6958
Жыл бұрын
that's 6 star special forces has entered the chat
@thecharredone329
Жыл бұрын
@@ladybabe6958 7 stars, his identity was removed
@ancestordragongod
Жыл бұрын
8 stars family involved
@gaelisaacmartinez315416 күн бұрын
Bros been cooked before he even called💀💀💀
@bluntfaced51889 күн бұрын
Bro ended up shooting himself in the head three times after this 😔
@lucassouzasilva68427 ай бұрын
Rockstar gave him a real gta mission
@chavonnesladek8462
7 ай бұрын
Bro has 5 stars
@islamandquran4817
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Lyts-out
6 ай бұрын
u know is over if Travor is part of em
@ShakShak1999
6 ай бұрын
Yeah but this time if you die you died
@HoliGallistur1023
6 ай бұрын
"Good Luck , God Bless"
@grant834 Жыл бұрын
What parents Think are going to happen when you accept a friend request from someone you don’t know
@Captinredrobot
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@adiamondsword8392
Жыл бұрын
YES BRO NOTHING BUT FACTS
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
@@adiamondsword8392 jhit
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
@@Captinredrobot jhit
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
Jhit joke
@darrellaltis96712 ай бұрын
bro got the men in black treatment
@Ewitsetc25 күн бұрын
Bro just got erased like a writing error 💀
@invest-i-gator8896 Жыл бұрын
They really ended his existence that quickly
@Thebenjiball0
Жыл бұрын
They ended his existence before killing him 😭😭😭
@cactieythecactus
Жыл бұрын
Whos austin?
@jmaan6665
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus idk
@notwanted6695
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus what's an austin
@artinamiri503
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus exactly
@Oj12323 Жыл бұрын
You ain’t a person anymore 🤣💀
@VladimirChibuckov
Жыл бұрын
"Ayo why does my skin turning bla-" _gets shot_
@TheFunnyDictator
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov Racist?! Please reply to me!
@saryntoews
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov NEVER is this fucking okay. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
@VladimirChibuckov
Жыл бұрын
@@saryntoews No
@undeadlegend696
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov fair enough
@StefTalks694209 күн бұрын
When that guy on discord gets a little upset:
@dodowhisperer21142 ай бұрын
Sniperwolf after getting disrespected
@akiluro2981
2 ай бұрын
Also that one guy, going full Captain Walker on her:
@synthraofficial5366 Жыл бұрын
"We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."
@TheManOfPenguin
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, I did
@RedRanger-ll7hx
11 ай бұрын
It’s not about the money, spider-man
@beta2029
11 ай бұрын
How good of Rockstar to take 3 hitman to take him out on a date
@StevenBobovnik-bg8ow
11 ай бұрын
@@RedRanger-ll7hxITS ABOUT THE METS BABY THE METS
@mavis.lahar2001
11 ай бұрын
@@beta2029 men on a date💀 that ain't no date it's an orgy waiting to happen
@vlogsbyzain129 ай бұрын
Three hitmen: Franklin🗿 Micheal🗿 Trevor🗿
@Bigman.I.S.
7 ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@cyphobakanisimo
7 ай бұрын
Not Michael?
@MadaraUchiha-cg9uu
7 ай бұрын
He said Micheal
@JdaGamer12
7 ай бұрын
Brooo it better be. But also *Michael*
@Opmehh124
7 ай бұрын
Hmm ok
@V2inAct3IsReal29 күн бұрын
He erased the poor guy and yet said god bless.What a lad
@huzaifqadri9557Ай бұрын
He better call saul goodman. He gonna change his identity 💀
@mugurlutr92086 ай бұрын
"I want 3 million" "3 1 million dollar hitmen? Bet."
@TiernanHousman
6 ай бұрын
PFT
@GreaterGrievobeast55
6 ай бұрын
"You're paying the hitman more than my ransom!" "It's the principal austin!"
@MMUSAMALIK1
6 ай бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 fr
@anthonymendez5072
6 ай бұрын
Explains how they traveled 4 minutes in a few seconds.
@Be_quiet_L
5 ай бұрын
that was not funny
@mnk9073 Жыл бұрын
When you realise Rockstar doesn't come up with their plots, they just write down their experiences.
@ridley7498
Жыл бұрын
If that were the case, I'd be incredibly concerned about the experience that led to the Manhunt games being made.
@CompletedGamesOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498 💀
@matiassandoval3411
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498the hostel movie and real serial killers
@bjarkiengelsson
Жыл бұрын
Reality is often stranger than fiction.
@jimmortalman7709
Жыл бұрын
Bro rdr
@taziologlisi675118 күн бұрын
They got the bank numbers and blood type💀
@baptiist86752 күн бұрын
If UNO Reverse was a scenario....🙌🏽🔥🔥 G.g...😂😂
@Glacial7 Жыл бұрын
“You have 5 minutes” 15 seconds later: “you have 1 minute” Also damn that was brutal as hell
@Nerobyrne
Жыл бұрын
they paid to accelerate time ^^
@moemenelafandi
Жыл бұрын
Basically Freiza but the other way around
@Kyulnjir
Жыл бұрын
Complete opposite to GTA download time You have 5 minutes left of the download 15 seconds later You have 10 minutes left of the download
@cyclicaltick73
Жыл бұрын
“mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy” - Sun Tzu
@vladstefan5216
Жыл бұрын
The opposite of the action movie bomb countdown.
@justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439 Жыл бұрын
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried, but I am using NordVPN
@user-ts8ps6iq8z
Жыл бұрын
"And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"
@MerlinTheCommenter
Жыл бұрын
NordVPN: how much for his info? But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.
@dirtroad_reaper784
Жыл бұрын
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.
@hyek2.0
Жыл бұрын
He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.
@night00glider
Жыл бұрын
Thank you NordVPN-man !
@LunaTR979 күн бұрын
The moment they talk with confidence and the first thing they say is a road name you know its over 😂
@kzxp-12 ай бұрын
The fact he said 'good luck, god bless' is even funnier
@perdidolightskin9070 Жыл бұрын
“At your location” is so much more intimidating then saying “your house”
@CMT_Crabbles
Жыл бұрын
It implies that they’re not coming to your house, *they’re coming to you* 😅
@mxrage909
Жыл бұрын
idk saying "your house" just kills all intimacy, privacy and safety you feel in your own home
@maogu1999
Жыл бұрын
Good point.
@santaclause760
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house
@KyokaSamins
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 saying your house implies you may have time to get away
@JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton7 ай бұрын
“I want 3 millio” “There is a sniper aimed at the back of your head speak your last words”
@munkeybrayn8696
7 ай бұрын
Bro I thought this read "I want 3 millio.." "Are those are your last words?
@johnoven3668
7 ай бұрын
“This is a 9mm semiautomatic pressed against your skull”
@lonelydmw
7 ай бұрын
I have hired the 3 best hitmen the best of west Mississippi
@flaregod9563
7 ай бұрын
“Double it and give it to the next person”💀💀💀
@Naized
7 ай бұрын
Cringe
@thegreenhoodieguy17 күн бұрын
Lives on shell drive and is allergic to shellfish 💀
@MaxMurdoch-sb1ph15 күн бұрын
Him somehow making a child terrified that he said their information
@beastmode7935 Жыл бұрын
You ain’t a person anymore “ Starts despawning” 😂
@Tlyt.
Жыл бұрын
How are there 781 likes and no replies????
@brianguzman746
Жыл бұрын
How are there 795 likes and one reply
@marveliscastellanos3899
Жыл бұрын
How is there 851 likes and only two comments?
@ilixer2009
Жыл бұрын
How is there 1k likes and 3 replies
@psyfacz2540
Жыл бұрын
These reply’s are not right
@armouredryan Жыл бұрын
When you have good writing you can make "good luck, God bless" intimidating
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
haha thanks
@daiyadoggo
Жыл бұрын
writing, acting, and directing are important too props to those people who we have no idea about
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
Жыл бұрын
Purge:
@ShitYourself7
Жыл бұрын
Good luck God bless is intimidating most of the time
@mamrdevpraze2 күн бұрын
Rockstar: "We don't negotiate with terrorist!"
@caoilfhionn1489 Жыл бұрын
“I want three-“ “Hitmen sent to your location?done”
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
11 ай бұрын
Sorry the likes were at 665 but 😊 I had too
@LuciferCode0
11 ай бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216What you had too ?? Summon me for that 🧐 this fucking humans
@wrinklybrain832
11 ай бұрын
😮
@noodlesoup2586
11 ай бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216 no one cares
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
11 ай бұрын
@@noodlesoup2586 obviously you did that's why you replied lmao get trolled
@grahamlopez3742 Жыл бұрын
5 minutes? He'll be fine. They'll delay it another year, and then when that comes around they'll delay it again.
@jeremyrandolph8337
Жыл бұрын
I mean in a matter of a few seconds it went down to 1 minute so for once they're ahead of schedule.
@grahamlopez3742
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyrandolph8337 they'll delay at release, then over promise
@deanwf3087
Жыл бұрын
i mean if its good to rockstar or sharkcard it will be in 1 min
@geraldrivera702
Жыл бұрын
Well then he better hide behind a fucking dumpster.
@JDCIncAccount
Жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump be working that tech-security, Jenny got this mans throwing everyone to the streets now.
@Dominator34256Ай бұрын
Just imagine that one guy who fits this entire description
@eythangames3792 ай бұрын
why does the vine boom sound fit perfectly for this short 💀
@AustinDre Жыл бұрын
Every Austin suddenly vanishing:🗿🗿
@austinraisty5913
Жыл бұрын
Well damn guess I'm vanishing
@TehSynced
Жыл бұрын
Mr stark , I don’t feel so good
@LazyKingAus
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@firenhell02
Жыл бұрын
The grid can only go so far.
@prakharsharma9168
Жыл бұрын
Ayo!? Thanos? 🤨🤨🧐
@kaizen5325 Жыл бұрын
"Do you know where my dad is is though?" Rockstar: ...
@thatsyourboieasy4577
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAH
@aero_-_650
Жыл бұрын
sorry that is the only information we can’t get
@alienheaddog1540
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: I am your father
@noahboss5617
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "Oh.... so your father is black? Noted!"
@snoozymac2377
Жыл бұрын
"he's the husband of our highest ranking woman"
@Gasen-gf6pwАй бұрын
Bro Was doomed 💀
@shryu_bored15 күн бұрын
One of the time where vine booms actually make me rolling 💀
@leviwidowsss9191 Жыл бұрын
"Did I get all that right?" "Uhh, no" *Crisis averted*
@blackedoutlabelent9800
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@thechosenone9628
Жыл бұрын
But if it's correct there is no “crisis averted” 💀
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
Me to the creditors
@vortexsux
Жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone9628 what if they believe you
@slmdnkasr
Жыл бұрын
@@vortexsuxwhat if they don’t.
@burntinside2282 Жыл бұрын
him: sending 3 hitman over also him: “God bless”
@Tykami1
Жыл бұрын
the most southern thing to say🤣😅
@GalaxyKane
Жыл бұрын
I too am cordial when sending hitmen
@LXVIE_2
Жыл бұрын
😂
@notavoicechanger1808
Жыл бұрын
Billionaires don't get their hands dirty, they use their money to pay desperate people to do it for them. Politics in a nut shell..
@MarkJones-gt2qd
Жыл бұрын
Seems like overkill? I mean, one professional is not going to struggle?
@Bledsor22 күн бұрын
“You ain’t a person anymore” 😂
@user-th8mi2qj7b18 күн бұрын
POV: i lose the worlds smallest argument
@azureflames334 ай бұрын
The "Good luck, God bless" after he just announced he erased his identity 💀💀💀
@demonic_myst4503
3 ай бұрын
Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital
@brucejedilee5290
2 ай бұрын
And is one minute away from erasing his life
@Fearlixx
2 ай бұрын
Frrr 💀
@YourRichFriend1829 Жыл бұрын
In the span of 30 seconds he went from “give me 3 million dollars” to “I so sorry, please” in tears
@3n3ly7m9
11 ай бұрын
Actually it was 38 seconds, but ok 0:04 - 0:42
@LoganXPYT18 күн бұрын
“I want 3 million dollars-“ Famous last words
@Lazy_Guitarist1413 күн бұрын
Bro sounds like tom hanks
@2stars783 Жыл бұрын
I love how he's living in shell drive but is allergic to shellfish
@none0113
Жыл бұрын
Probably because he lived there too long and eventually got allergic 🤣
@doomguy974
Жыл бұрын
Cuz there's no fish
@blackfemalev1nce582
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who caught that😅
@AlexanderDonahue
Жыл бұрын
His name is Austin and lives in Austin Georgia
@Spycrafter-G-101
Жыл бұрын
God... The joke bad but why it making me laugh 😂😂
@LittleKrieg Жыл бұрын
Why did the accent he use for Rockstar sound really Southern I love it
@kennethbaggett5108
Жыл бұрын
Sounded like Forrest Gump
@matvocaat
Жыл бұрын
@@kennethbaggett5108 sounded like Tom Hanks himself. The whole video reminded me of catch me if you can
@DregsRUs
Жыл бұрын
Red dead redemption?
@PlagueDocVR
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s his actual accent
@blackwing3629
Жыл бұрын
Rich southerners are probably the most evil someone can get without being a literal dictator
@lamarstaffordАй бұрын
Accurate depiction of rockstar top executives 😭
@vikghingoor338610 күн бұрын
Im loving the references from your first short!
@sukylo143411 ай бұрын
“I want three-“ ''there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox''
@Dasher_The_Viral
8 ай бұрын
Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."
@aidanfranke5659
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 take my like damnit
@mikkelrolsson
7 ай бұрын
Bro what??? 😂😂😂
@stoff_alien2414
7 ай бұрын
“ I wan-“” “Want to be cremated or buried Austin ?” 😂😂😂
@ronaldshaw4309 Жыл бұрын
"Don't even try, don't even try". This man just sucked the will to fight back with this sentence.
@thisflyingpotato4227
7 ай бұрын
He wasn't crying because he was going to die, he was devastated because he waited so much and in the end he won't even get to play it 😢
@kakarotssj1hounki16 күн бұрын
Bro got the T-800 treatment, basically the terminater movie shq 💀
@cwazy_colours396714 күн бұрын
Bro this sounds like the begining of an epic revenge saga
@skitsu7317 Жыл бұрын
"Did I get all that right?" "No" "..."
@ehe8692
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: we'll see after the 3 hitman's arrived
@apurv5847
Жыл бұрын
@@ehe8692 They'll kill the wrong man....
@die4289
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 *And?*
@gandalf_thegrey
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 Sucks to be him, eh?
@impirialgaming7341
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 rockstar: I missed the part where that’s my problem
@immuno90155 ай бұрын
“Haha I hacked you-“ “You don’t exist anymore. We have taken everything from you and will take you shortly. God bless.”
@YvngHypo
2 ай бұрын
The 1000 liker is upon me. The POWER IS IMMENSE
@_1onlychxrry
2 ай бұрын
@@YvngHypoAre you 8
@forgedsanity291615 күн бұрын
Not the Rachel Hensley reference 😂
@justcallmee754618 күн бұрын
4chan users : *"Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary"*
@GigaNigga1111 Жыл бұрын
The person whose information they just revealed:👁👄👁
@timothyfoley3906
Жыл бұрын
I'd lose it if they were actually named Austin and allergic to shellfish
@synshenron798
Жыл бұрын
Its not a real address. Or social security number
@luvhertz2261
Жыл бұрын
@@synshenron798 did you....check?
@synshenron798
Жыл бұрын
@@luvhertz2261 the social security number is a possible one but I know for a fact that the address doesnt exist
@luvhertz2261
Жыл бұрын
@@synshenron798 it's okay, I was playin. I know
@GrinningPeeper7811 ай бұрын
“You got a minute Austin” Austin: **Starts doing the plank**
@TUTGKIYAN
7 ай бұрын
bro cheated the system
@J3R1N
7 ай бұрын
WTF BRO THAT WAS BRILLIANT
@randomrobloxplayer
7 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to understand what you said 😂
@Chaos_Legend
7 ай бұрын
OOOOOOH-
@TrendingShortings
7 ай бұрын
He is going to live forever
@BobJones-bh9qz Жыл бұрын
The “you aint a person anymore” is such a cold line un ironically 😂
@wizenedmoney629
Жыл бұрын
So much like Forest Gump ig💀😅
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
can't be a murder if there's no evidence he existed
@Jurez1313
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Foundation scene. Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you. Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people. All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals* There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all." And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything. That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
@@Jurez1313 gheezus the absolute Length to go to just to break someone,
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD
@Chris-og8uu Жыл бұрын
The ascent in the part where he said “ you ain’t a person anymore “ makes it sound so chilling
@ireallydontgetit7849
Жыл бұрын
I am sorry to say this but it’s “accent” not ascent
@Steven_McCrae
Жыл бұрын
Who was abseiling in the video ?
@Marko_184
Жыл бұрын
"you ain't a person anymore" 👴🏻
@nikkikei4984
Жыл бұрын
@@Marko_184 💀
@jameswoodard9510
Жыл бұрын
Should’ve said you ain’t a person no more
@efplayz485512 күн бұрын
Bro got the arthur morgan accent
@alecuriel979818 күн бұрын
The gobles at the end bro
@benjaminvogel5145 Жыл бұрын
Bro started sweating cause he didn’t even know he was allergic to shell fish
@Gunsmoke66191
11 ай бұрын
This dude said I got a sister?
@1hawtMetz
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@FireHZRD Жыл бұрын
“You got 5 min before 3 hit men are at your location”. That part made me lose it 😂😂
@InnerEve
Жыл бұрын
1k likes and 1 reply? let’s fix that
@absenceofcafe
Жыл бұрын
😂
@Inugami0622
Жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩
@mohammadalharazi937018 күн бұрын
Bro gona die just in one phone call
@TitusKing694726 күн бұрын
That turned dark fast 😂
@mttw_kzn2510 Жыл бұрын
the guy with that social security number: wait wait wait-
@scorched_eyes
Жыл бұрын
that would be crazy
@antblisss
Жыл бұрын
too many numbers but that would be funny 😂
@notorioustori
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss how many digits does your SSN have? Lol
@carlosverdugo9684
Жыл бұрын
@@notorioustori 9 digits
@ultimatebeezchurger5776
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss it's actually 9 numbers exactly so whoever has that SSN be paranoid ig
@BuzzedtheTower Жыл бұрын
The "Then we're gonna deport your whole family overseas" had me in stitches
@kaydenwalker3696
Жыл бұрын
They destroyed him like splitting an atom
@takufukun3996
Жыл бұрын
Why does everytime i see this, it reminds me of a specific song?
@bostontowny4life744
Жыл бұрын
@@srtkidd “we’ll that’s a new one” had me hootin n hollerin
@Monkeybombfromcod
Жыл бұрын
Hola james
@realMFC11 күн бұрын
bros starting his villain arc
@user-sc5hi7ew2v10 сағат бұрын
Bro got his entire life gone by a video game company.
@itsczyn6 ай бұрын
Coming back to this after the gta6 trailer leak a day prior to its release and the dude got sent to the shadow realm on twitter 😂😭
@joshhitxoriginal9367
5 ай бұрын
Then a permanent stay at a mental ward, so the Rockstar lawyers sent him to shadow realm in real life
@janitordel6296
5 ай бұрын
@@joshhitxoriginal9367 Correction, he got sent to a mental ward, and will stay there until he's cleared... But given he's said he'd do this again if released, yeah my as well be permanent Honestly I don't see why this kid doesn't just get a job for the government or something...
@WijoSaySo
5 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296most likely what an indefinite stay at a mental institution means, he’s property of the government now 💀
@ludvig3242
5 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296 Because the government doesn't need people like that
@spaceengineeringempire4086
5 ай бұрын
@@ludvig3242 a guy who can hack into a multi billion dollar company from a SMART TV AND A AMAZON RUKO STICK. Ya the US is definitely gona hire him for something. Like oh I don’t know digital espionage
Пікірлер: 10 000
bros entire life was disassembled in one phone call 💀
@treret7401
Жыл бұрын
😂
@George-pl7eu
Жыл бұрын
Good lol
@The_MythicalGamer
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@P3p5112
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "disassembled" like it's a gun or car
@jenniferfarmer4020
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
“You ain’t a person anymore” shits cold 💀
@karderanderson
Жыл бұрын
"Like the good ol' days." 👴🏻
@laternevercame
Жыл бұрын
I haven't felt like a person in years.
@mosquito001
Жыл бұрын
What's cold??
@user-qn1wo1yg4s
Жыл бұрын
Good time until Rockstar start hiring PMCs
@assdsfs8215
Жыл бұрын
@@mosquito001 HE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
Bro got the 1984 treatment 💀
@rox6071
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 normal day in Eurasia 💀
@DeutschlandistGAY
Ай бұрын
Nothing happened in 1984 bruh. Whachu talkin bout
@coolbeardeddragon1157
Ай бұрын
fr
@Tooskilly
Ай бұрын
Wdym
@abdulbaasithal-haidar4601
Ай бұрын
@@rox6071 Of course Oceania is better.
"Good luck, god bless." Is one cold af line.
@UTKC_Officer_Smiles
6 күн бұрын
Yep
This is what a 6-star wanted level looks like..
@KiLlACaMrOn94
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💯
@kenb7264
Жыл бұрын
💀
@kushagrakishore933
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@TRG_R17
Жыл бұрын
Nah 9 Star
@ledbalancesnature
Жыл бұрын
I play gta vice city and there are 6-stars and this would be worse than having 6-stars irl
Bro asked for three-million and got three hitmen sent instead 💀
@ultraballer2293
Жыл бұрын
Both probably cost the same💀
@adamdanieladventures
Жыл бұрын
@@ultraballer2293 😂
@j.meubelmanmeubelman1446
Жыл бұрын
Bro really said "sure,we'll send it in humanoid form if that's fine with you"
@insaneboy1234
Жыл бұрын
Now each hitman will get $1m for killing him.
@Joe1887
Жыл бұрын
He paid them each $1,000,000 because it was never about the money; it was the principle.
Nintendo lawyers: “WRITE THAT DOWN!”
@playfoward
17 күн бұрын
Nintendo bouta be saving lives
@lloydweatherford9405
15 күн бұрын
@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.
@boltok9584
6 күн бұрын
@@lloydweatherford9405 Sony/Apple/EA have entered the chat
We laugh but Boeing JUST did this to their whistleblower..
@Sublime_1
5 күн бұрын
Two times, right? Pretty sure there were two occasions in month or two.
“Now... say my name” “Rockstar” “You’re god damn right”
@mananpatel4151
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
@icanassureyouimnotthatguyp3427
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@iforgor8916
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Cartelgod
Жыл бұрын
Heisenberg vibes kicks in 💀
@soacespacestation8556
Жыл бұрын
Shimpany
“you ain’t a person anymore Austin” ☠️ turned my boy into an NPC
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
After he's dead they're going to trap his soul in the next gta 5 remake as an NPC like the plot of fnaf help wanted
@thefortnitehiders292
Жыл бұрын
Your a Rockstar employee now 💀
@cYpherh
Жыл бұрын
@@orangeinkius7257 bro what? 💀
@orangeinkius7257
Жыл бұрын
@@cYpherh I said what I said, I think it was pretty clear
@AnotherIQ
Жыл бұрын
Who's Austin?
You know it's actually MORE THAN OVER when he says both "Good luck" and "God bless"
That guy ended up getting life in a mental hospital.
@Y.T.STachi
2 ай бұрын
Yea Rockstar is this ironically powerful
@ProjectYoutube
Ай бұрын
@@Y.T.STachino lol, rockstar had 0 say on the sentence
@Y.T.STachi
Ай бұрын
@@ProjectKZread you have to be naive to believe a multi billion dollar company didn't have a hand in sending a guy to a mental hospital for the rest of his life for something relatively innocent ask leaking
@vnc.t
Ай бұрын
@@ProjectKZreadofficially yes, unofficially no. prob bribed the judge
@Face_RC
12 күн бұрын
Not technically, he could be released to face the charges if he is ever mentally competent to stand trial.
"You have one minute, Austin. Good luck. God bless." So respectful.
@ForTheCultureGuyana
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jackal8748
Жыл бұрын
Probably gave him a minute just to pray
@Mr.RandomMoo
Жыл бұрын
6 actually
@endergames1099
Жыл бұрын
666 likes
@austinwhited7754
11 ай бұрын
Thx I guess
"you aint a person anymore austin" god that line is so cold
@notshoya
Жыл бұрын
HAD ME FREEZING
@Monkeyblud
Жыл бұрын
@@notshoya had me in 3rd degree frostbite
@ImMatthewGodzilla
Жыл бұрын
my heart is,Cold
@erikleith4670
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 facts
@Kuga_Yuma
Жыл бұрын
@@ImMatthewGodzilla COOLLLDDD
Rockstar took it personally☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀
Rockstar started their villain arc💀
“You ain’t a person anymore Austin. You’re free game.”
@chickenbutt2781
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this is flying over most people's heads 😂
@brothaonanadventure3573
Жыл бұрын
They never said "You're free game game". But that would have been icy.
@srijangupta3234
Жыл бұрын
More like a npc.
@Speariture
Жыл бұрын
Nnnaaaaaaaaah 💀
@Renzo-io8gk
Жыл бұрын
Now that's some nice pfp👉👉
goddamn these vine booms ☠️
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac br*h
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia
@chickennugget4142
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac did you know you are the most stupidest person in the world and you are reacting never thought of that did you
@grub2736
Жыл бұрын
@@os-zodiac bruh
Am I the only one that would find "You're not a person anymore" somewhat scary but also kinda freeing?
@mobbcentral4675
11 күн бұрын
Oh ya ,no bills , no attachments, no responsibilities But you gotta survive the hit men before you can enjoy
Don't mess with video game, big tech, cyber security or banking companies. They have whole departments of nerds in flip flops and hoodies that are more than capable of ruining your life while eating Cheetos at a desk.
I lost it when Rockstar confirmed his address before he could continue 😂🤣
@soiledflapjacks1938
Жыл бұрын
Why do you feel the need to capitalize every single word?
@cloaker8198
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 who pissed in your flapjacks?
@starblazing1160
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 calm down it’s not that deep lmao
@MrDespair1983
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 It's a glitch is some keyboards, it happens on my laptop.
@hodayfa000h
Жыл бұрын
@@soiledflapjacks1938 it looks better but I use only small letters because I want to and it is easier 💀
The kentucky accent makes this 20x better
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
😂 🙏🏼
@F4sy
Жыл бұрын
It's decently close to a older kentucky accent but I'd say that's closer to a west virginian
@F4sy
Жыл бұрын
Source: kentuckian
@andrewcody2181
Жыл бұрын
@@F4sy as a west Virginian you are correct it's closer to ours than your but still kinda a mix
@TheHandsomeIsaiah
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewcody2181 im from west Virginia to but i never knew i sounded like that i guess it's because im used to it
Bro did not hold back💀
“You have 1 minute Austin. Good luck, God bless.” Has to be one of the most badass things I’ve heard today LMAO
Rockstar gave him his own GTA 5 mission bro 💀
@EliFr331
11 ай бұрын
😂
@littleaqua32
11 ай бұрын
Current objective: -Survive
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently
10 ай бұрын
Not the first time a gta story starts with the protag being chased down
@Imhim-rd7pz
10 ай бұрын
Fr
@GenuineA-HOLE
10 ай бұрын
I mean in reality why would you step on the toes of a company that makes a game strictly about being a criminal😂
*five stars appear*
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@neighborhoodsoiocpath7063
Жыл бұрын
Gulps
@ladybabe6958
Жыл бұрын
that's 6 star special forces has entered the chat
@thecharredone329
Жыл бұрын
@@ladybabe6958 7 stars, his identity was removed
@ancestordragongod
Жыл бұрын
8 stars family involved
Bros been cooked before he even called💀💀💀
Bro ended up shooting himself in the head three times after this 😔
Rockstar gave him a real gta mission
@chavonnesladek8462
7 ай бұрын
Bro has 5 stars
@islamandquran4817
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Lyts-out
6 ай бұрын
u know is over if Travor is part of em
@ShakShak1999
6 ай бұрын
Yeah but this time if you die you died
@HoliGallistur1023
6 ай бұрын
"Good Luck , God Bless"
What parents Think are going to happen when you accept a friend request from someone you don’t know
@Captinredrobot
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@adiamondsword8392
Жыл бұрын
YES BRO NOTHING BUT FACTS
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
@@adiamondsword8392 jhit
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
@@Captinredrobot jhit
@Ku4n-
Жыл бұрын
Jhit joke
bro got the men in black treatment
Bro just got erased like a writing error 💀
They really ended his existence that quickly
@Thebenjiball0
Жыл бұрын
They ended his existence before killing him 😭😭😭
@cactieythecactus
Жыл бұрын
Whos austin?
@jmaan6665
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus idk
@notwanted6695
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus what's an austin
@artinamiri503
Жыл бұрын
@@cactieythecactus exactly
You ain’t a person anymore 🤣💀
@VladimirChibuckov
Жыл бұрын
"Ayo why does my skin turning bla-" _gets shot_
@TheFunnyDictator
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov Racist?! Please reply to me!
@saryntoews
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov NEVER is this fucking okay. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
@VladimirChibuckov
Жыл бұрын
@@saryntoews No
@undeadlegend696
Жыл бұрын
@@VladimirChibuckov fair enough
When that guy on discord gets a little upset:
Sniperwolf after getting disrespected
@akiluro2981
2 ай бұрын
Also that one guy, going full Captain Walker on her:
"We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."
@TheManOfPenguin
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, I did
@RedRanger-ll7hx
11 ай бұрын
It’s not about the money, spider-man
@beta2029
11 ай бұрын
How good of Rockstar to take 3 hitman to take him out on a date
@StevenBobovnik-bg8ow
11 ай бұрын
@@RedRanger-ll7hxITS ABOUT THE METS BABY THE METS
@mavis.lahar2001
11 ай бұрын
@@beta2029 men on a date💀 that ain't no date it's an orgy waiting to happen
Three hitmen: Franklin🗿 Micheal🗿 Trevor🗿
@Bigman.I.S.
7 ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@cyphobakanisimo
7 ай бұрын
Not Michael?
@MadaraUchiha-cg9uu
7 ай бұрын
He said Micheal
@JdaGamer12
7 ай бұрын
Brooo it better be. But also *Michael*
@Opmehh124
7 ай бұрын
Hmm ok
He erased the poor guy and yet said god bless.What a lad
He better call saul goodman. He gonna change his identity 💀
"I want 3 million" "3 1 million dollar hitmen? Bet."
@TiernanHousman
6 ай бұрын
PFT
@GreaterGrievobeast55
6 ай бұрын
"You're paying the hitman more than my ransom!" "It's the principal austin!"
@MMUSAMALIK1
6 ай бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 fr
@anthonymendez5072
6 ай бұрын
Explains how they traveled 4 minutes in a few seconds.
@Be_quiet_L
5 ай бұрын
that was not funny
When you realise Rockstar doesn't come up with their plots, they just write down their experiences.
@ridley7498
Жыл бұрын
If that were the case, I'd be incredibly concerned about the experience that led to the Manhunt games being made.
@CompletedGamesOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498 💀
@matiassandoval3411
Жыл бұрын
@@ridley7498the hostel movie and real serial killers
@bjarkiengelsson
Жыл бұрын
Reality is often stranger than fiction.
@jimmortalman7709
Жыл бұрын
Bro rdr
They got the bank numbers and blood type💀
If UNO Reverse was a scenario....🙌🏽🔥🔥 G.g...😂😂
“You have 5 minutes” 15 seconds later: “you have 1 minute” Also damn that was brutal as hell
@Nerobyrne
Жыл бұрын
they paid to accelerate time ^^
@moemenelafandi
Жыл бұрын
Basically Freiza but the other way around
@Kyulnjir
Жыл бұрын
Complete opposite to GTA download time You have 5 minutes left of the download 15 seconds later You have 10 minutes left of the download
@cyclicaltick73
Жыл бұрын
“mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy” - Sun Tzu
@vladstefan5216
Жыл бұрын
The opposite of the action movie bomb countdown.
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried, but I am using NordVPN
@user-ts8ps6iq8z
Жыл бұрын
"And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"
@MerlinTheCommenter
Жыл бұрын
NordVPN: how much for his info? But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.
@dirtroad_reaper784
Жыл бұрын
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.
@hyek2.0
Жыл бұрын
He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.
@night00glider
Жыл бұрын
Thank you NordVPN-man !
The moment they talk with confidence and the first thing they say is a road name you know its over 😂
The fact he said 'good luck, god bless' is even funnier
“At your location” is so much more intimidating then saying “your house”
@CMT_Crabbles
Жыл бұрын
It implies that they’re not coming to your house, *they’re coming to you* 😅
@mxrage909
Жыл бұрын
idk saying "your house" just kills all intimacy, privacy and safety you feel in your own home
@maogu1999
Жыл бұрын
Good point.
@santaclause760
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house
@KyokaSamins
Жыл бұрын
@@mxrage909 saying your house implies you may have time to get away
“I want 3 millio” “There is a sniper aimed at the back of your head speak your last words”
@munkeybrayn8696
7 ай бұрын
Bro I thought this read "I want 3 millio.." "Are those are your last words?
@johnoven3668
7 ай бұрын
“This is a 9mm semiautomatic pressed against your skull”
@lonelydmw
7 ай бұрын
I have hired the 3 best hitmen the best of west Mississippi
@flaregod9563
7 ай бұрын
“Double it and give it to the next person”💀💀💀
@Naized
7 ай бұрын
Cringe
Lives on shell drive and is allergic to shellfish 💀
Him somehow making a child terrified that he said their information
You ain’t a person anymore “ Starts despawning” 😂
@Tlyt.
Жыл бұрын
How are there 781 likes and no replies????
@brianguzman746
Жыл бұрын
How are there 795 likes and one reply
@marveliscastellanos3899
Жыл бұрын
How is there 851 likes and only two comments?
@ilixer2009
Жыл бұрын
How is there 1k likes and 3 replies
@psyfacz2540
Жыл бұрын
These reply’s are not right
When you have good writing you can make "good luck, God bless" intimidating
@Officialjadenwilliams
Жыл бұрын
haha thanks
@daiyadoggo
Жыл бұрын
writing, acting, and directing are important too props to those people who we have no idea about
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
Жыл бұрын
Purge:
@ShitYourself7
Жыл бұрын
Good luck God bless is intimidating most of the time
Rockstar: "We don't negotiate with terrorist!"
“I want three-“ “Hitmen sent to your location?done”
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
11 ай бұрын
Sorry the likes were at 665 but 😊 I had too
@LuciferCode0
11 ай бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216What you had too ?? Summon me for that 🧐 this fucking humans
@wrinklybrain832
11 ай бұрын
😮
@noodlesoup2586
11 ай бұрын
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216 no one cares
@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216
11 ай бұрын
@@noodlesoup2586 obviously you did that's why you replied lmao get trolled
5 minutes? He'll be fine. They'll delay it another year, and then when that comes around they'll delay it again.
@jeremyrandolph8337
Жыл бұрын
I mean in a matter of a few seconds it went down to 1 minute so for once they're ahead of schedule.
@grahamlopez3742
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyrandolph8337 they'll delay at release, then over promise
@deanwf3087
Жыл бұрын
i mean if its good to rockstar or sharkcard it will be in 1 min
@geraldrivera702
Жыл бұрын
Well then he better hide behind a fucking dumpster.
@JDCIncAccount
Жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump be working that tech-security, Jenny got this mans throwing everyone to the streets now.
Just imagine that one guy who fits this entire description
why does the vine boom sound fit perfectly for this short 💀
Every Austin suddenly vanishing:🗿🗿
@austinraisty5913
Жыл бұрын
Well damn guess I'm vanishing
@TehSynced
Жыл бұрын
Mr stark , I don’t feel so good
@LazyKingAus
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@firenhell02
Жыл бұрын
The grid can only go so far.
@prakharsharma9168
Жыл бұрын
Ayo!? Thanos? 🤨🤨🧐
"Do you know where my dad is is though?" Rockstar: ...
@thatsyourboieasy4577
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAH
@aero_-_650
Жыл бұрын
sorry that is the only information we can’t get
@alienheaddog1540
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: I am your father
@noahboss5617
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "Oh.... so your father is black? Noted!"
@snoozymac2377
Жыл бұрын
"he's the husband of our highest ranking woman"
Bro Was doomed 💀
One of the time where vine booms actually make me rolling 💀
"Did I get all that right?" "Uhh, no" *Crisis averted*
@blackedoutlabelent9800
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@thechosenone9628
Жыл бұрын
But if it's correct there is no “crisis averted” 💀
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
Me to the creditors
@vortexsux
Жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone9628 what if they believe you
@slmdnkasr
Жыл бұрын
@@vortexsuxwhat if they don’t.
him: sending 3 hitman over also him: “God bless”
@Tykami1
Жыл бұрын
the most southern thing to say🤣😅
@GalaxyKane
Жыл бұрын
I too am cordial when sending hitmen
@LXVIE_2
Жыл бұрын
😂
@notavoicechanger1808
Жыл бұрын
Billionaires don't get their hands dirty, they use their money to pay desperate people to do it for them. Politics in a nut shell..
@MarkJones-gt2qd
Жыл бұрын
Seems like overkill? I mean, one professional is not going to struggle?
“You ain’t a person anymore” 😂
POV: i lose the worlds smallest argument
The "Good luck, God bless" after he just announced he erased his identity 💀💀💀
@demonic_myst4503
3 ай бұрын
Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital
@brucejedilee5290
2 ай бұрын
And is one minute away from erasing his life
@Fearlixx
2 ай бұрын
Frrr 💀
In the span of 30 seconds he went from “give me 3 million dollars” to “I so sorry, please” in tears
@3n3ly7m9
11 ай бұрын
Actually it was 38 seconds, but ok 0:04 - 0:42
“I want 3 million dollars-“ Famous last words
Bro sounds like tom hanks
I love how he's living in shell drive but is allergic to shellfish
@none0113
Жыл бұрын
Probably because he lived there too long and eventually got allergic 🤣
@doomguy974
Жыл бұрын
Cuz there's no fish
@blackfemalev1nce582
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who caught that😅
@AlexanderDonahue
Жыл бұрын
His name is Austin and lives in Austin Georgia
@Spycrafter-G-101
Жыл бұрын
God... The joke bad but why it making me laugh 😂😂
Why did the accent he use for Rockstar sound really Southern I love it
@kennethbaggett5108
Жыл бұрын
Sounded like Forrest Gump
@matvocaat
Жыл бұрын
@@kennethbaggett5108 sounded like Tom Hanks himself. The whole video reminded me of catch me if you can
@DregsRUs
Жыл бұрын
Red dead redemption?
@PlagueDocVR
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s his actual accent
@blackwing3629
Жыл бұрын
Rich southerners are probably the most evil someone can get without being a literal dictator
Accurate depiction of rockstar top executives 😭
Im loving the references from your first short!
“I want three-“ ''there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox''
@Dasher_The_Viral
8 ай бұрын
Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."
@aidanfranke5659
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 take my like damnit
@mikkelrolsson
7 ай бұрын
Bro what??? 😂😂😂
@stoff_alien2414
7 ай бұрын
“ I wan-“” “Want to be cremated or buried Austin ?” 😂😂😂
"Don't even try, don't even try". This man just sucked the will to fight back with this sentence.
@thisflyingpotato4227
7 ай бұрын
He wasn't crying because he was going to die, he was devastated because he waited so much and in the end he won't even get to play it 😢
Bro got the T-800 treatment, basically the terminater movie shq 💀
Bro this sounds like the begining of an epic revenge saga
"Did I get all that right?" "No" "..."
@ehe8692
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar: we'll see after the 3 hitman's arrived
@apurv5847
Жыл бұрын
@@ehe8692 They'll kill the wrong man....
@die4289
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 *And?*
@gandalf_thegrey
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 Sucks to be him, eh?
@impirialgaming7341
Жыл бұрын
@@apurv5847 rockstar: I missed the part where that’s my problem
“Haha I hacked you-“ “You don’t exist anymore. We have taken everything from you and will take you shortly. God bless.”
@YvngHypo
2 ай бұрын
The 1000 liker is upon me. The POWER IS IMMENSE
@_1onlychxrry
2 ай бұрын
@@YvngHypoAre you 8
Not the Rachel Hensley reference 😂
4chan users : *"Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary"*
The person whose information they just revealed:👁👄👁
@timothyfoley3906
Жыл бұрын
I'd lose it if they were actually named Austin and allergic to shellfish
@synshenron798
Жыл бұрын
Its not a real address. Or social security number
@luvhertz2261
Жыл бұрын
@@synshenron798 did you....check?
@synshenron798
Жыл бұрын
@@luvhertz2261 the social security number is a possible one but I know for a fact that the address doesnt exist
@luvhertz2261
Жыл бұрын
@@synshenron798 it's okay, I was playin. I know
“You got a minute Austin” Austin: **Starts doing the plank**
@TUTGKIYAN
7 ай бұрын
bro cheated the system
@J3R1N
7 ай бұрын
WTF BRO THAT WAS BRILLIANT
@randomrobloxplayer
7 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to understand what you said 😂
@Chaos_Legend
7 ай бұрын
OOOOOOH-
@TrendingShortings
7 ай бұрын
He is going to live forever
The “you aint a person anymore” is such a cold line un ironically 😂
@wizenedmoney629
Жыл бұрын
So much like Forest Gump ig💀😅
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
can't be a murder if there's no evidence he existed
@Jurez1313
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Foundation scene. Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you. Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people. All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals* There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all." And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything. That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"
@Voron_Aggrav
Жыл бұрын
@@Jurez1313 gheezus the absolute Length to go to just to break someone,
@1hawtMetz
Жыл бұрын
That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD
The ascent in the part where he said “ you ain’t a person anymore “ makes it sound so chilling
@ireallydontgetit7849
Жыл бұрын
I am sorry to say this but it’s “accent” not ascent
@Steven_McCrae
Жыл бұрын
Who was abseiling in the video ?
@Marko_184
Жыл бұрын
"you ain't a person anymore" 👴🏻
@nikkikei4984
Жыл бұрын
@@Marko_184 💀
@jameswoodard9510
Жыл бұрын
Should’ve said you ain’t a person no more
Bro got the arthur morgan accent
The gobles at the end bro
Bro started sweating cause he didn’t even know he was allergic to shell fish
@Gunsmoke66191
11 ай бұрын
This dude said I got a sister?
@1hawtMetz
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
“You got 5 min before 3 hit men are at your location”. That part made me lose it 😂😂
@InnerEve
Жыл бұрын
1k likes and 1 reply? let’s fix that
@absenceofcafe
Жыл бұрын
😂
@Inugami0622
Жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩
Bro gona die just in one phone call
That turned dark fast 😂
the guy with that social security number: wait wait wait-
@scorched_eyes
Жыл бұрын
that would be crazy
@antblisss
Жыл бұрын
too many numbers but that would be funny 😂
@notorioustori
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss how many digits does your SSN have? Lol
@carlosverdugo9684
Жыл бұрын
@@notorioustori 9 digits
@ultimatebeezchurger5776
Жыл бұрын
@@antblisss it's actually 9 numbers exactly so whoever has that SSN be paranoid ig
The "Then we're gonna deport your whole family overseas" had me in stitches
@kaydenwalker3696
Жыл бұрын
They destroyed him like splitting an atom
@takufukun3996
Жыл бұрын
Why does everytime i see this, it reminds me of a specific song?
@bostontowny4life744
Жыл бұрын
@@srtkidd “we’ll that’s a new one” had me hootin n hollerin
@Monkeybombfromcod
Жыл бұрын
Hola james
bros starting his villain arc
Bro got his entire life gone by a video game company.
Coming back to this after the gta6 trailer leak a day prior to its release and the dude got sent to the shadow realm on twitter 😂😭
@joshhitxoriginal9367
5 ай бұрын
Then a permanent stay at a mental ward, so the Rockstar lawyers sent him to shadow realm in real life
@janitordel6296
5 ай бұрын
@@joshhitxoriginal9367 Correction, he got sent to a mental ward, and will stay there until he's cleared... But given he's said he'd do this again if released, yeah my as well be permanent Honestly I don't see why this kid doesn't just get a job for the government or something...
@WijoSaySo
5 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296most likely what an indefinite stay at a mental institution means, he’s property of the government now 💀
@ludvig3242
5 ай бұрын
@@janitordel6296 Because the government doesn't need people like that
@spaceengineeringempire4086
5 ай бұрын
@@ludvig3242 a guy who can hack into a multi billion dollar company from a SMART TV AND A AMAZON RUKO STICK. Ya the US is definitely gona hire him for something. Like oh I don’t know digital espionage
Blud really said “Current objective: Survive”
@thefallenuchiha.4940
6 ай бұрын
3 minutes, 5 seconds later: mission failed
@unscinfinity3337
6 ай бұрын
The Halo x Gta crossover w didn't need 💀💀
@agustinafitriyanti1104
6 ай бұрын
@@thefallenuchiha.4940better luck next time
Bro know him better than himself🥶🥶🥶🥶