i'm a money launderer. i literally washed and ironed it thinking it would be nicer for the teller instead of being a wrinkled pile of paper. when i deposited it the teller asked me if i had washed the money. i was impressed they could tell! i said i thought it would help them and she said what would really help is if i counted the money myself the first time, then they'd only have to count it once and see if it matched my total, else they have to count it twice and both counts had to match. (i thought they'd have some magical money counting machine thing like they have for coins)

@NarwahlGaming

2 жыл бұрын

*count it yourself. Teller: "Your deposit slip says $5,000." You: "That's right." Teller: "This is 38 dollars..."

@mm-yt8sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@NarwahlGaming haha! it was about a thousand dollars... i wish i had told them "i'm sorry for the small bills, i'm a stripper" the joke would be in seeing me :-D though...hats off to me if i could make it work ;-)

@Hollywood2021

2 жыл бұрын

It’s faster if you put it in the dryer using the “wrinkle prevent” setting

@wildestcowboy2668

Жыл бұрын

@@mm-yt8sf If u are a stripper there should be countless guys who give u $5'$. Yes fives are the new ones now.

@mm-yt8sf

Жыл бұрын

@@wildestcowboy2668 whew! i'm glad i haven't tried going out and slipping dancers a quarter :-) i'd get some mean looks

I finished watching 'Ozark' a few days ago and this video about money laundering for drug cartels reminds me of this great series (save a slightly contrived ending).

@Fallguy421

2 жыл бұрын

I really don’t like how It ended

"Al Capone is a terrible example. -Why? Because Al Capone never had this much cash."

@jasonallen3678

2 жыл бұрын

But Al Capone is still the richest U.S street gangster by a long shot 🤷‍♂️

@noneshere

2 жыл бұрын

The cash / asset game is played all over the world. When cash shows signs of devaluing ( usually because of government wasteful spending ) its best to buy dirt and rent it.

*sees title takes notes* 😂😂😂😂 *realizes I will never be that rich*

@NarwahlGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Teller: "What is it, exactly, that you're trying to do here?" You: "Uhm.. launder my money...?" Teller: "This is..." **counts money** "twelve dollars."

@GenevaSuggestionss

2 жыл бұрын

Just gotta become a drug king pin, nothing major

@codys7942

2 жыл бұрын

Well, not with THAT attitude

@bxbyjxker3967

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly you could make a million in a year if you really put your mind to it and if you invest it in to a good business your money will work for you.

@CAMarg-zs1xq

2 жыл бұрын

@@bxbyjxker3967 a million is MUCH different from billions....

Also helpful when the CIA, FBI, and other government agencies are helping you along the way

55 Billion a year is enough to buy a Twitter size company every year and still have plenty money to live a lifetime of luxury, that is mind boggling.

@NarwahlGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Pablo: "You get a Twitter! And, you get a Twitter! And YOU get a Twitter!" Miguel: "Thank you, hefe. But, question... What is a Twitter?" Pablo: "It is 1993. I don't know."

@tomsmith5584

2 жыл бұрын

Escobar offered to pay off Colombia's national debt in exchange for immunity. He would have had over $10 billion left over (in 1985 dollars). They obviously turned him down.

@trapstar_1921

Жыл бұрын

@@tomsmith5584 Imagine if he somehow managed to clear Columbia of their debts.

@aragan5337

Ай бұрын

Y teniendo en cuenta que eso fue hace años . En donde ro de hoy en día Pablo sería aún más poderoso

I was taught laundromats would be the perfect way to launder money though just pay people to come in and pump quarters into your machines and then the second you popping quarters out of your machines it's clean money

Thanks for the tutorial works every time 10/10 would recommend

@NarwahlGaming

2 жыл бұрын

10/10! Would launder, again!

3 videos in 24 hours madness 😵‍💫 love these videos and thank you to the infographics on making our days better

@nighthawk9532

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this channel and Brightside, is very consistent with making videos

@springtrap8434

2 жыл бұрын

@@nighthawk9532 I guess they have multiple videos in production at the same time (and maybe a big team) and they just release them one after the other at the scheduled times lol

Plot shift, Amazon is the world's biggest money laundering cover. 😆

@bambamjoel6554

2 жыл бұрын

Amazon looking at this like 👀👀👀

@trapstar_1921

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised at all

Plot twist : he paid the FBI

@MonkeMan324

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he Was the FBI

@jasonaldana1470

2 жыл бұрын

@@MonkeMan324 plot twist: the money was the FBI

@xKnobknuckle

2 жыл бұрын

@@MonkeMan324 came here to say this

@Tacodile777

2 жыл бұрын

He more than likely dd bribe them.

@samuraijack6871

2 жыл бұрын

It's not plot twist it's a fact :)

The quality and consistency you guys have is amazing

The Infographics Show makes documentaries on random topics so interesting. Appreciate the hard work. 👍

@imaij1

8 ай бұрын

👍 Agreed

Great vid so far 👍

I love how your teaching how to become a millionare criminall

Thank you Very informative and good quality tutorial A must try

All politicians should have to take drug and alcohol test before entering office. I'm convinced too many have substance abuse problems.

@alanvelazco3181

2 жыл бұрын

Those tests would be rigged as well🤷🏽‍♂️

The info graphics must be in the middle of watching Breaking Bad and just got a lesson from Saul Goodman.

I live how at 8:08 the drug dealers are asking to do something and pointing a gun and then are like i am glad we undersrand each other

Thanks

love how infographics are showing us how to launder

Thank you the infographic for teaching me how to laundry money

Very helpful

Best yt channel ever very informative

Thanks, I really wanted to start money laundering but didn't know where to start

This was great.

Just buy a bank and put your money in your own bank

More videos like this please

I love your videos so much :)

All could be prevented if drugs weren't illegal.

Thanks for helping me stay sane sitting in this hospital for days, love all y'all content!

@ahmadgharram8886

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you get well 🙏

Thanks for The tutorial

You Mentioned Caro Quintero, you know right. Please do an episode on Quintero connection to Carlos Lehder, CIA and Contras

Is it Pablo Escobar month? Isn't this your second video in a row on him?

Here in the first 10 seconds

Hanks for showing me how to do money laundering, 👍 this will really help!

Fun fact : his brother tried to make a phone company but it failed as everyone found out that it was a scam

@InfiniteGamingbe

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it didn’t really fail since a lot of people actually still pre-ordered the phone and never got it

@okipullup..

2 жыл бұрын

Source

@markarca6360

2 жыл бұрын

It was later exposed by tech KZreadrs like MKBHD and Mrwhosetheboss as a scam. Also he also made a cryptocurrency.

@noneshere

2 жыл бұрын

Pablo had satellite phones. The government hated them back then because the only way to intercept the calls was to be directly above them.

@crabrangoon2493

2 жыл бұрын

@@okipullup.. Escobar Inc

It is awesome to watch infographics show on youtube I like what would happen if you didn't brush you're teeth for 1 week

Very good

So early hey infographics

7:58 I’ve watched for years and I’ve never heard the narrator make a voice like this lol

You should do a video on the North pond hermit ‼️💯

Can you make a video about money laundering? please. high interest over here! 🤣

burger restaurant los pollos vibes😂😂 IYKYK(if you know you know)💀💀

Fantastic video keep it up your doing amazing job

JUST CHILL MAC 🔥🔥

I learned about MONEY LAUNDERING from the classic movie OFFICE SPACE

I would of started a wine biz, use sulfuric acid to melt liquid gold, aqua Regina, launder and precipitate

Drugs, gold, money...... Darn, I have none of the above.

Almost 1 trillion dollars wow

nice a new vid dropped

Just ask HSBC bank 😂😂

funny, i just started watching Narcos on netflix today lol

Liked,Commented,shared and downloaded your video 2 seconds after The notification,What's your responsibility as a sensible youtube channel 😀

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! I left everything this world has to offer in One Piece. - Pablo D. Escobar

"no one went to jail" the system works! :-(

Ayyzee intro music lol

Good chance that his wrongful dismissal payment, included some drug money.....lol

We’re on a list for watching this

Nice

good❤️❤️❤️❤️

this just appeared in my feed and I’M doing laundry! the universe aligns 😂

Today i found out Smurfing has a meaning outside of video games

Want that money 💰

This video brought to you by 'The Ozarks'

That’s a way to be a billionaire!

Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs

I just noticed that every head Is bobbing left and right lol

nice

Future cartels taking notes:

Just buy a gigantic walk in safe to keep in your house and stay low key, under the radar.

3% of 3 million he did that for 90,000

I work at a casino and we have training to help spot people trying to launder money.

I work in finance and with AML directly, the business names on my reports are sometime quite comical

Thanks for helping me money launder

This is exactly why drugs should be legal..........and exactly why they never will be.

Pablo

It sounds hard😂

66 comments, bro this dude is Dark.

Money laundering. Not laundry. 🤣

Wait isn’t this Ayezee’s background music.? Lol

Tysm now I know how to launder money..Now to just start a cartel & make some serious cash🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Me seeing the video: money laundering!, f**k yeah!

Did you’s watch Ozarks??? No spoilers! I haven’t watched last season.

Thanks for the info...i have to hide 3 tons of gold

Any job openings?

Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤️

@Honoured_Mahes

2 жыл бұрын

T

@x_9005

2 жыл бұрын

SPEEED!!

@Idkidkidk716

2 жыл бұрын

It depends there’s a few videos but I would say 99% consistent

1 way to solve the drug war legalize an regulate an tax

Pablo Escobar the most successful taxi business owner of all time

Hi

People are still looking for the money inside the walls of homes and other places in Colombia.

Simply dont spend copious amounts of money fast enough to be checked by banks. They wont check your money if its $20 being transfered

NFTs are the new way to money launder

The movie American Made has a lot to do with this

I didn't bother reading the title, I'm just wondering why Nicola tesla is pouring a gold ingot in the thumbnail

There is a waterfall in the apartments where I live an on top is the man or his son whose quest to push a rock for eternity. Parkwest.

Pablo didn't have billions. He was a front man.

@jasonwilliams3835

11 ай бұрын

So who did or who had the “””real money “” and how much ?????

Now we have NFTs

do a nother caling

Hide from the FBI?.... A man living in different country had to had money from authorities of a different country....tf?!