How Much Would A FNAF Jumpscare Actually Hurt? Pt. 1
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Part 1 of a riveting series where a drunk artist attempts to make a cohesive and comprehensive list of how much a jumpscare would actually hurt. Don't take anything too seriously, this is more of a long shitpost than anything else.
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"he will call you a bitch and it will hurt your feelings" is the best line from this video
@elzen81
11 ай бұрын
He’ll say it in a British accent too
@mosqit4324
11 ай бұрын
@@elzen81while doing italian gestures
@zerotodona1495
11 ай бұрын
Who is also apparently very ripped before his death.
@EvanLuvsCookies
11 ай бұрын
He’ll also grape too
@lovinchristmasb..
11 ай бұрын
@@EvanLuvsCookies reminds me of this one asmr video of springtrap metal clanging you
This video feels like a random crazy drunk ADHD rabbit hole you go down in the middle of the night
@ricecracker1945
11 ай бұрын
im reading this at like 1:30AM💀💀
@Bugser64
11 ай бұрын
@@ricecracker1945reading at 2:54 am
@Koolaid2282
11 ай бұрын
Me at 4:02 am don’t fucking ask
@stick3908
11 ай бұрын
Literally 00:03 rn
@IrregularityRowan
11 ай бұрын
✨1:24AM✨
“It tastes like shoe shine” HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?!?!
@Topdoggie7
11 ай бұрын
Pica.
@pancakeperson8905
11 ай бұрын
Shoe shine can be used to get drunk I think
@sanicboi9187
11 ай бұрын
@@pancakeperson8905it has alcohol so 👍
Expected a fun tierlist with a fun gimmick, instead got the ramblings of a madman. Subscribed
@GrimblyGoo
11 ай бұрын
Agreed
@Crinlask
11 ай бұрын
Agreed
@error404stan
11 ай бұрын
grr spoiler warning pluz!!1!1!1!1
@Szpieg2000
11 ай бұрын
Bro was 100% drunk while making this
@hackeyseahorse4147
11 ай бұрын
Bros drunk
imagine my horror when i found out theres a part two to this monstrosity
@__aa__
11 ай бұрын
im gonna watch both parts dont get me wrong
@DooDoo756-w5e
11 ай бұрын
@@__aa__Lol same bro😂😂
as a guitarist, I can confirm. Guitarists are to be feared.
@Pumpkindawg
11 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAA A GUITARIST Jk ik its a joke
@chipkid
11 ай бұрын
@@Pumpkindawg run before it’s too late /j
@ShutUp359
11 ай бұрын
@thomasmcmartin8328 *Bad to the bone riff*
@AUDACITY245
11 ай бұрын
W
@lord_bobanewname4069
11 ай бұрын
Are you loved by women with the skill of your fingers?
I have never watched a man lose it so quickly, this may be the best FNAF video to come out of 2023
@hubr5827
11 ай бұрын
it's prolly the fnaf video to come out of '23
youtuber slowly goes insane while tier listing robo chompability
@ZackShark1
11 ай бұрын
Robo chompability 💀
@yeafu1924
11 ай бұрын
"slowly"
This 100% gives the vibes of listening to somebody ramble at your on a Discord call. I’m here for it.
The “FORCES YOU TO HAVE A FOOT FETISH” part got me so bad 💀
My god. This is the most cohesive non-cohesive video ive ever seen and agreed with
@averageperson613
11 ай бұрын
Cohesive non cohesive non cohesive cohesive non
I expected this guy to have made a couple fnaf vids and suffered from the matpad brainrot, But this literally being his fist FNAF video makes me anticipate what him being insane would look like
@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song
11 ай бұрын
Wait did I miss the fisting
@XD-yn6hb
8 ай бұрын
@@Blankspace-unrelated-to-songIt was the Ennard x Nightern deleted scene.
I think the Paw Patrol can stop Clifford. All they really need is Sky to inject some sort tranquilizer into Clifford from above to detain him. Rider has insane tech at his disposal, so I don't think keeping Clifford locked up will be much of a problem. The only problem I see is that Clifford might be able to attack Sky while she's trying to inject the tranquilizer, but we can just make Zuma the distraction. Edit: Just saw the end lol
@emgaming9891
11 ай бұрын
why are you trying to bring paw patrol into this 💀
@sleepyspacefrog
11 ай бұрын
@@emgaming9891it was a question in the video
@emgaming9891
11 ай бұрын
@@sleepyspacefrog oh i didnt hear it
@MyOpinionIsInvalid
11 ай бұрын
Nah, the pawpatrol would join his rampage. Like some jurassic world shit.
@emgaming9891
11 ай бұрын
@@MyOpinionIsInvalid yeah your referencing the indominus rex and velociraptor communicating thing, im a huge jurassic park fan so thats nice to see
"Tentacles entering me"
@Crinlask
11 ай бұрын
“Ennard goes into you”
@pg13snipez
11 ай бұрын
Welcome to hentailand
@sourcecode16
9 ай бұрын
Pause
For what ever reason I thought this would be an in-depth analysis of every animatronics jumpscare trying to determine how painful they would be based off the physical attributes like teeth sharpness or smth. I much prefer this lol
When you scrolled down and revealed the tier for lolbit I sobbed
@martinezseymore3007
11 ай бұрын
Same bro needs help🥳
@violetringel4344
11 ай бұрын
I feel this comment should also be directed at me as Lolbit is my favorite character in FNaF. Not just favorite animatronic but favorite character
@lolbitmanss_
11 ай бұрын
Lol
That was pure insanity, and I loved every second of it.
“And the amount of new downloads” 💀
@santinewtron
11 ай бұрын
YOU CAN SEE THE DOWNLOADS ON THE TOP BAR- 😨
I never got how BB managed to steal our batteries, like does he have a magnet where he can easily just use it to get the batteries or is he literally that sneaky and quiet on stealing/disabling the flashlight
the most chaotic and stupid but funniest tierlist video ever i loved it 💀
12:10 bro really made an entire column for lolbit
@eggi4443
11 ай бұрын
he's so me
@kat_thelorekid
11 ай бұрын
Can’t blame him lolbit is the best (in a frienship way)
@grayanddevpdx
7 ай бұрын
@@kat_thelorekid just from their design I can tell they’re definitely the “have a beer by the grill” friend
this is so unhinged but so funny
Balloon Boy was originally meant to be the main antagonist of the franchise, however Scott Cawthon changed this before the release of FNAF 4, claiming the character had gained sentience and cosmic powers beyond our third dimensional understanding. “I had to lock him in that box,” Cawthon said, “He was simply too dangerous, but I didn’t wanna kill him. He was my greatest creation, so I needed to store him somewhere-a place where no one would find him.” When we reached out to Steel Wool Studios, the company Cawthon handed development over, they declined to comment on the whereabouts of this box.
Michael Afton wouldn’t give you much physical pain but he would roast the hell out of you to the point where you just give up
I like how this starts out as a pain rating tier list and then very quickly derails into a character rating tier list when the alcohol kicks in
“Contrary to popular belief, i do not like men” Glamrock freddy, bonnie, and music man: Are you sure about that?
I like this guy. Unapologetically horn for hunky animatronic men (and music man.) Bonus points for the hot animatronic women too.
@yustinj.3910
11 ай бұрын
I like to call it "being based"
Less of a tierlist and more of a recorded descending into insanity of a modern man
I usually hate tier lists but this was a fun one.❤
I really love the contrast of the these heavy pieces of metal literally JUMPING AT YOU in fnaf 2 to springtrap approaching you like he wants to talk about the weather in fnaf 3
3 minutes in, and I already subbed at the 1 minute mark. This is the kind of low editing but still MAD entertaining content I love so much. There’s just so much personality and seems to actually care about the content he’s making (and having fun while he does it), and honestly I really like that!
Now do a tier list of how good the head would be
@MrcreeperDXD777
11 ай бұрын
Toy Chica - S Tier Any Nightmare animatronic - F tier
@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS
11 ай бұрын
@@MrcreeperDXD777 coward.
@sandsunderthetable.6625
11 ай бұрын
Night Marion that’s all I’m gonna say
@BeRzErKeR111
11 ай бұрын
@@MrcreeperDXD777 Speak for yourself goofy Teeth on the shaft goes hard as FUCK 💯💯
@MrcreeperDXD777
11 ай бұрын
@@BeRzErKeR111 im just sayin, i aint a masochist bruv
The tier with lolbit is too accurate, especially the fact it mentions witch sha
I think that the Pawl Patrol COULD defeat Clifford, but only if they're in giant dog-shaped mechas
was expecting a normal tier list got a man drunk as hell doing it also about the big red dog clifford, the paw patrol can definetly stop him... HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE DOGS'S GEAR HOLY HELL
The fnaf 1 animatronics go in “and they stole my wallet tier”. Don’t they stuff you in a suit once they get you? Based on a certain audio that I heard of the springlock failure incident, doesn’t sound like being stuffed in one of those suits is super fun.
This is the most schizophrenic yt video I’ve seen and i love it
This video was an absolute fever dream. insta sub.
We have just witnessed the birth of a banger channel!!!
it isn't a question of could paw patrol stop clifford, but if they WOULD. i mean, im sure chase would be able to pop a cap between clifford's eyes, but morally they're all dogs so it might cause some issues also monty is probably the only one on this tier list who would genuinely steal your wallet after mauling you
i felt the lolbit tier w my soul
@Crinlask
11 ай бұрын
“god I wish i was Lolbit was real its up there with witch sha oh my god the things I would do, holy shit man, what the fuck. I dont know whats wrong with me, just that color scheme ITS SO GOOD MAN + she's underrated as hell so it allows me to still be a hipster about it. + they'd probably look nice in a flannel.”
i would agree with your judgment of the nightmare animatronics due to your stated reason if they had more knifelike, sharklike teeth that would sever the parts of your brain from each other whne it bit, but they’re more like 4-inch crocodile teeth that just stab and hurt a lot. You would not die instantly, you would probably be conscious (and really brain damaged) for about 3 seconds and in that time it would be like you were stabbed by a hundred pen-sized crocodile teeth. Again if it cut you up immediately it would be different but it doesnt
@tumultoustortellini
11 ай бұрын
Tbf, both of you are forgetting bite force. If they push to the max at the start, the teeth in your head are just for stability and you die in unreactable time, irrelevant sharpness. If they take their time (and some undoubtably would), the 3 seconds would be a mercy.
“you see that TINY MOUTH RIGHT THERE😃”
"Drinking and smoking doesn't affect my child" The child:
You are very underrated. This was a great tier list
this energy is fascinating. i’m enraptured
You have to consider the fact that in FNAF 1 they aren't killing you in the jumpscares, but fucking tackling you, punching you, then grabbing you and basically putting you on a peg in a funky gunky ass suit butt first, or just knocking you out if you're lame. In FNAF 4 if you take the Illusion Disk theory as fact, they wouldn't do shit. cannapumabaowlsinyojaowls
This video is literal insanity and I love it
Funtime Freddy goes in stole my wallet tier, because he isn’t just a murder machine, he’s a murder machine that takes pleasure in what he does. There is a reason they made a story about him telling a victim the ways he could kill them (Count the ways).
Fully expecting “my name is markiplier” in that intro
@blizzard_the_seal9863
11 ай бұрын
LITERALLY. IT WAS SO CLOSE
Finally someone answering the REAL questions I wanna know.
You know it's a good tierlist when you got to nsfw flash games
This is what happens after you get the insanity ending in fnaf pizzeria simulator. You become... This.
6:24 is perfection and the sudden cut of 6:54 is too Thank you KZread for recommending this
Ok, but that isn’t how the jumpscares work in fnaf 4, they guy you play as gets lifted up into the air in all of the jumpscares that don’t take place in the middle of the room. So yes it would hurt because they would be going straight for the testies first.
@Topdoggie7
11 ай бұрын
There's no coins in that purse.
@GoodlyData86596
11 ай бұрын
@@Topdoggie7 yep but there are still a shit ton of nerves in it that still go off even at that age.
@Topdoggie7
11 ай бұрын
@@GoodlyData86596 Given I'm implying testical torsion. There's just a sack.
2x speed reveals this to be the insanity it really is and deserves to be recognised as
This guy is clinically insane
Not what I expected but it was great anyway
This video is so confusing, I love it.
I thought "Severe Bruh" meant "Bruh, it's severe!".
The entire burntrap section is what schizophrenia sounds like
As soon as he said ""i think glamrock Chica should be in the bottom tier"" i also said she belonged there 💀💀
I love the quick drink break
3:27 If I remember correctly that Foxy appears in Fnaf VR Help Wanted assuming you flip that lever in the main area then start the Foxy repair mini-game he'll replace original Foxy. 6:12 That is ELECTRObab who is an animatronic enemy who only appeared in Fnaf Sister Location's custom night. 6:58 That is the endoskeleton of the Glamrock animatronics from Fnaf Security Breach. 11:41 That tape recorder actually is the Fnaf 6 one that you listen to while salvaging an animatronic. 13:58 That is the endoskeleton of the Nightmare animatronics (who isn't even a real character since you never see a suitless Nightmare animatronic in gameplay)
@Sopsy_Hallow
11 ай бұрын
for that last one, iirc it is specifically the endo of nightmare and nightmare fredbear, and i suppose you do see it to some degree as nightmare is transparant, but you never encounter it seperatly
10:56 says: This is where i *subtly* try and lead up to a Tales From the Borderlands "face pizza" joke, but just as an act of spite towards past Devin for making me work on this at 1:30 when i have work tomorrow I will refuse, wasting all that perfectly good setup and instead paying off something as satisfying as a swift kick in the shins (btw i finished my Fo4 playthrough)
Watching this feels like listening to my brain starting any thoughts and continuing this thoughts for more than 5 seconds I don’t know if it makes sense, but for me it does
4:11 skipped to this part accidentally and almost shit myself from laughter bro
Nah man Michael is definitely top tier (unless we’re talking about corpse Michael). The human jaw is incredibly powerful and could probably break your bones.
@SuperMonaLisaBros
11 ай бұрын
But he has no fighting experience.
Foxy in Fnaf one was like: "Yo dude im headed out to get McDonald's, watchu want?"
"its a child, thats gonna be a severe bruh" someones clearly never been bitten by a child
I just saw this video on my feed and I have to say, I was shocked how weird yet genius this video idea is. Big ups
I love this video. There will never be a tier list video to top this
The question we never knew we needed answer
Honestly the help wanted jumpscare remake dlc makes it so much more scary
6:51 is crazy
Respectfully, this is one of the most attractive videos on the internet
When he put DJ Music Man on the "gives me the horn" tier, I felt seen, I felt heard
This was a rollercoaster of a vid. Great job
My man's liver got jumpscared from making this video
i actually enjoy how shit the editing is this is fun content
You’re editing is hilarious😂
Your underrated this video is funny as hell
my left ear really enjoyed that guitar solo 3:53
the fact that foxy was not put into too fast too furious makes me so sad
This is the most ADHD thing i've ever seen, and I've literally looked in the refrigerator for my phone when I didn't even lose it to begin with.
This is the first video I've watched from this man and I couldn't agree more
This video has made me simultaneously hate bidybab worse and fear for my nipples' wellbeing. Thanks.
this video feels like jesse pinkmen`s friends rambling after smoking some pot, subscribed immedeately i love his style
Sure I may be late as all *fuck* and literally just found this lad, but imma state my piece; judgin’ based on how Moon is wiggling his fingers at the screen, and from my knowledge of playing “tickle monster” as a child, I think he might actually be like- either tickling us to death, or to exhaustion- either way is terrifying, and would go up into “FUCK OW” in my personal opinion 👍 being tickled sucks ass in a bad way.
"I dont like men" he stays, putting DJ in the horn tier
the way i have absolutely no idea what this man is saying this whole video yet I'm still watching somehow lmaooo
this is genuinely one of the most unhinged videos i have ever watched on this platform. congratulation.
Beginning was funny so I liked right away and after like a minute or 2 I subbed
All those random sound effects proves my theory even more, that only the most unhinged people become KZreadrs.
9:58 I have an actual answer for this. Clifford would most definitely win against the paw patrol. He is gigantic; he could crush each individual member without barely any resistance. One paw-slam and those pups would be down for the count.
This man had never felt the pain of being attacked by a chicken before
this man is jerma level insane. subscribed
10/10 video, very underrated youtuber
Practice. Also bro this is the funniest vid I’ve seen in awhile. You editing is clever and matches my demented humor
THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD YOUR EDITING IS PERFECT