Medieval peasants heading to town to alert the king of an impending attack:

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

That’s honestly gotta be the funniest joke I’ve heard in a while

@BIGNUGGET5434

4 ай бұрын

Kindom Come Deliverance

@dfEllis

4 ай бұрын

LEAVE 'ER JOHNNY LEAVE ER!!

@dragunov-knight1568

4 ай бұрын

​@@BIGNUGGET5434HENRY

@agorman1341

4 ай бұрын

Ok this is funny 😂

Bro sacrificed his swimming abilities to drop *BANGERS* 🔥🔥

@LarryTheTugaGamer1511

4 ай бұрын

​@@LegrsonNo, you weeb. John couldn't swim in the first game due to hardware limitations at the time, so when they moved on to RDR2 they made it so John drowns instantly as a niche reference to 1.

@somedudenameddes0121

4 ай бұрын

​@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 damn, imagine making fun of someone for being a fan a something, whilst your nerd out about the lore of rdr. The irony is so very delightful.😊

@darkmidnight818

4 ай бұрын

​@@Legrson🤓

@darkmidnight818

4 ай бұрын

​@Legrson that would be more like hxh btw

@andrewgordon3294

4 ай бұрын

@@darkmidnight818🤓

**Jack is born** John:

@Cheese26364

4 ай бұрын

😂

@kylandunn2009

4 ай бұрын

GEEZ! GOOD GOSH! OH MY GOODNESS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! etc. etc.

@Redwan777

3 ай бұрын

But where did he go? To Tahiti or the milk store?

@zaraaahm

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@Arthur-Morgan_

2 ай бұрын

“Leave her, Johnny.. Leave her.”

Honestly shows how fucking resilient John is Man took some bullets, fell off a train, then walked a good few miles while injured to get back

@YoMama9150

4 ай бұрын

He took a health cure and was A-ok.

@saayanbiswas209

4 ай бұрын

Prolly also got ambushed by Wolves again in the midst of the night while on the way through the forest 😂

@nanner8584

4 ай бұрын

Spoiler warning When the government agents shoot him dead in the first game he remains standing for a crazy long time considering how many bullets he just took, so this isn't too much of a stretch I think

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he also rode his horse after climbing up out of the caves with Arthur, proceeded to fall off his horse, and then climbed a hill with Arthur

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

21 bullets, 57 seconds. John is a beast.

John got half his brain eaten by a pack of wolves and survived and you think a bullet is going to do shit 💀

@justoneguy2487

4 ай бұрын

Dude also got attacked by a grizzly bear, then went back home, took Abigail on a date and proposed to her out on the water.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

@@justoneguy2487 The true Legend of the West.

@Chicken_Wing91

4 ай бұрын

I mean, it eventually did about a few hundred of them

@-_J_-

4 ай бұрын

​@@Chicken_Wing91 Still strong enough to kneel down and take a quick gasp tho

@Chicken_Wing91

4 ай бұрын

@@-_J_- that’s true

Arthurs ride: Thats the way it issss~ Meanwhile John:

@DeadX2

4 ай бұрын

Proof John is better

@laars2233

4 ай бұрын

​​@@DeadX2 meh... both got their points. Tbh, both John and Arthur are top notch. Also both games were top notch. So was the music. I really enjoed both Deadman's Gun and Thats The Way It Is. I dont understand this debate. No one is better. The whole Red Dead Series is amazing. Theyre the best story games, period.

@hallsrelief2791

4 ай бұрын

​@@laars2233 Exactly both are amazing characters. I don't understand why one has to be better than the other. I love both

@anarchistmaverick9507

4 ай бұрын

@@DeadX2Untrue

@yaboinamedblank76

4 ай бұрын

@@hallsrelief2791because these fuckers are the reason power scaling exists. Original yellow-bellied tip blazers, don't they know that black belle slams both of them? 😂 But really though, it's alright to appreciate one more than the other, but the differences between them have been talked into death. Unless you're willing to have 1899 John trade places with 1899 Arthur, it's useless to compare 1911 John to long-and-gone Minecraft bone powder, 1911 Arthur. Even if they are similar in age. Like trying to compare a barn that a master craftsman made 40 years ago to a barn made 46 years ago by a structural engineer, what does it matter?! They are both barns, and while their legends goes on, the creators are dead.

john marston dont need auto-tune 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@bigsleep7242

4 ай бұрын

Someone A.I.ed him singing Johnny Cash God's gonna cut you down and it's better then the original

@makstherandomuploader658

4 ай бұрын

@@bigsleep7242obviously

@alerkone6226

4 ай бұрын

I actually thought it's Rob Wiethoff (John Marston voice actor) willingly singing@@bigsleep7242

@theredeemer2974

4 ай бұрын

​@@bigsleep7242 that's just not true. Johnny Cash is an amazing singer

@bigsleep7242

4 ай бұрын

@@theredeemer2974 Never said he wasn't, but Marston's version is the best cover I've ever heard. And it's A.I.

Arthur would be looking at the sunrise dying by the time John got there😂

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Technically it only took about 21 minutes to walk there but time passes faster in gameplay

@jackslepowron5905

4 ай бұрын

It would be like 21 hours game time

@Chineseisntalanguageapparently

4 ай бұрын

Yea let’s pretend Arthur didn’t just take more than a bullet through the shoulder, argue what you want about John but let’s not act like Arthur wasn’t resilient to the end considering everything going through

@Animalcell775

4 ай бұрын

@@Chineseisntalanguageapparently bro what the fuck are you talking about. It was a joke my guy.

@Chineseisntalanguageapparently

4 ай бұрын

@@Animalcell775 “it was a joke” isn’t the protection you think it is

Don't forget that he arrived a bit earlier than everyone but waited around to pop in for dramatic effect.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Bravo Vince

@waliyouuu6758

4 ай бұрын

He had a little nap hidden in a bush, waiting for Arthur just so he can have a dramatic entrance

@TheFragrantGangsters

4 ай бұрын

That's a weird assumption. I kinda figured he had literally just stumbled up yelling for Dutch

@yazanal-samman7155

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@its1899

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheFragrantGangstershe did

My ass after Guarma because I couldn't find my horse:

@dayswithoutcrying3033

2 ай бұрын

Sameee

@billster7424

2 ай бұрын

I was walking along the train tracks waiting for one to come and get me there faster. It never came

@esooGrM

Ай бұрын

There’s one on a post you can steal yaknow..

@curtisthornsberry4236

Ай бұрын

snagged a hoarse right out from the pasture behind the Van Horne Hoarse stables. Owner was smoking with his back turned to it

@jokuvaan5175

Ай бұрын

The only time I intentionally stole a horse in the game. I wasn't gonna walk for a solid hour

Abigail: **leaves the door open** John:

0:05 the fucking bullet goat lmao

@SansTheMemertale

4 ай бұрын

💀

@Leo-mj1mt

4 ай бұрын

John almost died there

@I_live_inside_your_walls

4 ай бұрын

Dude got his brains eaten, arrested, shot off a train, got hit by a goat and he’s still alive what a legend 🫡

@cyberdroid2300

2 ай бұрын

It's a buck but still LMAOO, why did it just decide to ram him out of nowhere lol.

@theonetruefusion8533

2 ай бұрын

@@cyberdroid2300 pretty sure it's always the one star bucks, so maybe it has something to do with the possibility that humans are the reason they lost their antler? nah I don't got a clue, I think it got spooked by a random event or other animal so it ran to the road and went to john

Then you have to consider that the map is like a theme-park abstraction of what is supposed to be a MUCH bigger area, and canonically he walked that much more distance.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

John is invincible and he knows it lmao.

@hazydor6368

4 ай бұрын

​@JohnMarstonSr yeah like when he jumps with the chelonians 😂

@AAllen-br8it

4 ай бұрын

@JohnMarstonSr immovable. Like a rock. It's why he sinks so good.

@ghtjye

4 ай бұрын

@@AAllen-br8it brutal

@I_live_inside_your_walls

4 ай бұрын

@@hazydor6368CHELLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNIAAAAAAAA

Shit goes so hard it cured uncles lumbago

@King_Dummy_Yt

4 ай бұрын

You don’t build a barn what you think this is? 1785?

@agorman1341

4 ай бұрын

​@@King_Dummy_Ytim real sick John, LUMBAGO

@kobra2384

4 ай бұрын

@@agorman1341 "GET UP!"

@agorman1341

4 ай бұрын

@@kobra2384 ow! You can be so testy. What is is constipation

@kobra2384

4 ай бұрын

@@agorman1341 Guess you're my proof I'll never quite outrun my sins

John Marston: ❌ Jim Milton : ❌ Johnny Liver: ☑️

@TheCubanCrusherThatMakesEdits

2 ай бұрын

Johnny Leaver

@zguyofficial6206

2 ай бұрын

Rip Van Winkle

John Marston joins Edward on Jackdaw to get to Tahiti 🔥🔥

@Turnip397

4 ай бұрын

I knew I recognized that somewhere

@darthvader4331

4 ай бұрын

Hes gonna cheat abigail with anne bonnie

@kobra2384

4 ай бұрын

Ah, Assassin's Creed Black Flag, good times

@mohamedkhider6998

4 ай бұрын

@@kobra2384 Remake coming soon 🗣️🗣️

@Andrei.Christop

4 ай бұрын

@@darthvader4331i would do the same

bro singing my favourite shanty in ac blackflag🗣🗣🔥🔥

@LarryTheTugaGamer1511

4 ай бұрын

You're a real one for playing 4

@_PieceOfSheet_

4 ай бұрын

Row boys row and dead horse are also fire

@OwnLaneTre

4 ай бұрын

this might be my favorite shanty but i had a shanty i LOVED on that game i cant remember which one it was exactly 😭❗️

@Wolf-Dog-cd9jv3ls8w

4 ай бұрын

I also like that one. Tho it always gets cut short cuz I see a low level ship with wood and steel...

@Bakedbean4587

4 ай бұрын

It's been ages since I played black flag but I still have (goodbye valleywell) stuck in my head

Plot armor makes you strong af. I love John. He is built so tough but drowns in 4 feet of water.

@claptrap4084

4 ай бұрын

So what really got me is the first time I played Red Dead 2 I couldn't wait to get to the end so I could finally get to play as John again....yet by the time I finally got there I didn't want to leave Arthur. So now I'm sitting there finally as John like I originally wanted, but I felt so empty

@kingman-fm4dq

2 ай бұрын

​@@claptrap4084 that's how everyone felt when they got rdr2

@theonetruefusion8533

2 ай бұрын

Devil fruit

@channel45853

2 ай бұрын

They literally have to fill him with thousands of plot bullets in Rdr1 to kill him, he has the strongest plot armor in gaming it seems

@MaxerV19

23 күн бұрын

This is literally every character in prequels who appeared in the original series, you never have to worry about that character because you know they'll show up in the first game anyway you have to worry about the people who *didn't* show up​@@channel45853

I like to imagine that Dutch actually couldn’t find John because he just straight-up got up and walked back to camp.

@cristinaelizabethkraat1569

3 ай бұрын

I like to imagine that he speed walked back to camp

@xeinem2345

Ай бұрын

No, because John then wouldn't accuse Dutch of leaving him

@tristinroberts4963

Ай бұрын

​@@xeinem2345well maybe John accused him because John got up and left before Dutch got back to get him

@OgblookTheWise

Ай бұрын

Could imagine Dutch going “John are you ok my so-“ *John gets up and leaves* “I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN”

Minecraft horses the moment you turn around for one second.

@1th_to_comment.

4 ай бұрын

"TIMMY NOOOOO"

@chickenlover21

Ай бұрын

you never increased your bondin

“I want you to run, and don’t look back. Considering how far you walked to get here, I don’t think you’ll have any trouble doing that.” -Arthur Morgan

bro got shot from a train , walked to the gang hideout with the pain of both the gunshot and the fall/roll from the train and can still drop this masterpiece🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Communicating2_Realnoclickbait

3 ай бұрын

And he got tackled by a goat on hole walking

@ElBarryMan

2 ай бұрын

And a 0:05 goat, don't forget the goat

@epicgamer66941

2 ай бұрын

🗿🗿🗿

No wonder John was that pissed. Walking that far with bullets in you could not have been fun.

I know it’s a joke but I imagine he stole a horse or something on the way back cause there ain’t no way

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Well he doesn’t come back on a horse, so…

@McDiesel27

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnMarstonSr you can assume he got off of it before he walks up too… maybe for dramatic effect

@Muggerlol

4 ай бұрын

I think he probably found his horse nearby considering that him and Arthur ride for a bit after he gets back to camp.@@JohnMarstonSr

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

@@McDiesel27​​⁠​​⁠Still impressive to ride a horse in the condition he was in. But I don’t think he was on a horse because of how long it took him to get back.

@Mike0405H

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@JohnMarstonSrbro- he literally rides his horse after he gets back to camp when fleeing with Arthur He also left his horse in Saint Denis, much closer He clearly left the horse somewhere near by.

“Arthur is more durable than John” Also John:

@anarchistmaverick9507

4 ай бұрын

Arthur got shot in the shoulder and beaten to a pulp with the stock of a gun then hung upside down. How is he less durable?

@EruseanPug

4 ай бұрын

@@anarchistmaverick9507 John survived wolves in the extremely cold wilderness, survived getting shot in the shoulder WITHOUT aid (Arthur cauterized his wound), survived falling off a train, survived getting shot AGAIN (RDR1, he gets shot by Bill’s gang), and basically tanked every shot at his death until he finally just died out.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

@@anarchistmaverick9507 John got shot, fell off a moving train, walked/rode miles back to camp (likely walked since it took him so long), climbed up out of the caves, rode his horse then fell off it, and climbed a hill, all the while shooting Pinkertons and having received no medical attention. Arthur got shot, performed self-surgery, lasted a few minutes before passing out, and took weeks to recover.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

@@EruseanPug​​⁠​​⁠​​⁠​​⁠John also survived a car explosion in RDR1 and got mauled by a bear in the epilogue of RDR2. The bear which mauls John can’t be killed, btw, so, no matter what you do, John gets mauled.

@flashviper2835

2 ай бұрын

@@JohnMarstonSr Arthur was shot from really close, and might have spent days without medical attention riding on the odriscoll’s horse back. Also, he has been left hanging upside down, wich is not good, before healing himself and riding a long night on his horse back to his camp, it’s worse than a bullet. I still think John is more durable because of how he survived the wolf attack and scenes in rdr1, like when Bill shoots him but. When Arthur was shot, it was kinda worse than when John was shot.

*WE AVOIDING THE PINKERTONS WITH THIS ONE* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

i lost my shit when he got rammed by an animal in the beginning

@Leo-mj1mt

4 ай бұрын

Animals have a thing for John I swear 💀

@refrigerator-13

3 ай бұрын

Now I know why John says "I don't like goats" to uncle

LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

My dog on the otherside if the house when he hears the fridge open.

@ghtjye

4 ай бұрын

I love it

@moister3727

3 ай бұрын

Or a plastic bag open

when your horse dies* Normal people: Steal a horse (Low honor) Good honor people: Walk, just walk

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

This is the moment John redeemed himself fr

@NUKIRUKIreal

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnMarstonSri guess you could say he had his red dead redemption, too

@a_1973_love_yourself

4 ай бұрын

After John fail of the train, he trought "Freak crimes and horses. I become civil." And walks ALL the way there to enjoy the Forest flora *in the way Edit: Correction

@cristinaelizabethkraat1569

3 ай бұрын

No, I walk to the nearest town or general store, buy horse reviver, then I walk all the way back to my horse and revive it.

@a_1973_love_yourself

3 ай бұрын

@@cristinaelizabethkraat1569 True honor people: *The literally definition of a saint, do right even If It means not getting good honor*

No wonder it took multiple more missions before he showed up

@PrinceGummy

4 ай бұрын

Not multiple. Just 1 more where Arthur saves Abigail from Milton.

@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato

4 ай бұрын

@PrinceGummy must have been missremembering it then it has been a few years since I finished the game

@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato

4 ай бұрын

@@KyleFisher-Hickman could be the case, I don’t even fully understand my brain so we may never know.

@gyrozeppeli00

4 ай бұрын

He showed up only 1 mission later though. Remember, while it seems long, red dead redemption(the mission) consists of Arthur saving Abigail and then go back to confront Micah. The whole mission lasts for like 40 mins

Arthur had that amazing song reflecting on his life on the way back to camp while John was just singing this

How to prove loyalty to Arthur: walk this same distance in your game

john sounds like he is gonna take some forts, Raid some ships, Parkour EVERYWERE!, and sail the jackdaw into the ground. (And NOT take Dutch to Tahiti)

The fact he took the time to antagonize the strangers is wild

@trecoolman23

3 күн бұрын

That actually makes sense for his character

“ don’t die just yet cowpoke. “

Missed opportunity to throw in a clip in the end of John returning to camp shouting “You left me to die!”

My boy, I didn't have a choice

@wchv94str9

4 ай бұрын

Dutch in rdr1 "we all have a choice !"

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

@@wchv94str9 Yeah, Dutch is really good at contradicting himself.

@lelouchvibritannia4028

4 ай бұрын

YOU... LEFT ME!

@DogForever-vn9yx

4 ай бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia4028 John... I didn't

john is so skilled he’s even harmonizing with himself

came for the meme, stayed for the music.

I completely believe this considering how long he stayed alive after being shot up at the end of the first Redemption.

The one bro who doesn’t have a car heading home after the function Nah for real tho John did all this with a bullet in his side. Absolute unit

@fearedjames

4 ай бұрын

tbf if you lived this close to a big nearby event you may as well walk home.

LEVER JOHNNY LEVER !!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Black flag shanties were more of a companionship to me than my ex

@LeumazDnazor

4 ай бұрын

That's why it was time for you to leave her Sorry

@carlosrivas482

4 ай бұрын

@@LeumazDnazor they call me Johnny 🏴‍☠️

@kobra2384

3 ай бұрын

@@carlosrivas482 LEAVE HER JOHNNY, LEAVE HER!

Marston can sing 💯

0:58 Even John wasn’t able to avoid those annoying Murfree Brood attacks while walking back

@FrankieTeardrop1998

Ай бұрын

So we're accepting that as canon lol.

@velocity7786

5 күн бұрын

Roanoke ridge sucks

And remember that he’s still a wanted criminal, so there’s a good chance he tried to avoid main roads as much as he could.

If he was in online he could have just called Scrawny Nag, poor guy.

@refrigerator-13

3 ай бұрын

Scrawny Nag a real one fr

I had to watch this a second time just to hear that golden voice again.

0:05 bro got hit by a moose 💀

Can we just appreciate the fact that John also got assaulted by some bandits on his way to the camp

John got sent to the AC4 Universe

@dayswithoutcrying3033

2 ай бұрын

We need a fanfiction about that.

Arthur Morgan's Last Ride. John Marston, Dead Man Walking.

That one kid in the halls after he asked to go to the bathroom:

That man has cheated death more times than Kratos

was not expecting a john marston sea shanty but I enjoy it

WE WALKING BACK TO CAMP WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

Blud took a walk

Did broski sing the ac black flag song 😱🤯🤑

@WayneTheGamerGuy

4 ай бұрын

REAL

@mum-your

4 ай бұрын

the song is like 500 years old lol

@joeligma4721

4 ай бұрын

@@mum-your damn, still feels like yesterday the game dropped thats crazy

@dayswithoutcrying3033

2 ай бұрын

@@joeligma4721 Yeah bro right? Can't believe it's been 500 years since the release.

Dutch: Alright John, what organ helps you process alcohol? John: Uhh... The... Heart? Arthur: Liver, Johnny! Liver!

My username is made for this video lol

“YOU.. LEFT ME!”

Truly a John Marston moment

Man, no wonder he was so pissed.

I always just assumed He Both Ran as fast as he could, and he probably stole a Horse or hitched a Ride from some guy along the trail, And he got off it before he entered The camp, that is why you won't see the Horse.

Video: 🤠🚶👣⛺ Audio: 💀

We have john marston singing shanties before gta 6

@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk

22 күн бұрын

AI needs to make GTA 6

The embodiment of "🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

@CheezDoodlezz

4 ай бұрын

Fr. 🔥

John got that singing voice we didn’t know about

Bro sings better sea shanties than Black Flag 🔥🔥🔥🔥

*Meanwhile Arthur and Mary Sue Sadie killing bunch of people brutally and along that the Legend Agent Andrew Milton getting shot by Abby Darling*

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

John was gone for a while, that’s for sure

@lio5073

4 ай бұрын

Fr man, Sadie is the most Mary Sue that has ever Mary Sue'd

@CheezDoodlezz

4 ай бұрын

@@lio5073fr

@The_Devils_reject

4 ай бұрын

Finally someone's trashing on Sadie. I like the actress but her character is insufferable.

@TheoTungsten

4 ай бұрын

@@lio5073 Rey is much worse than Sadie. Rey’s actress claimed Rey was more powerful than Mace Windu in an interview before TLJ even came out. She can fly the millennium falcon (Luke could also fly, but he had no idea what all the controls meant, and Han said he modified it) without a co-pilot and perform crazy stunts. When Kylo invaded her mind, she invades his. She pulls off minds tricks when she clearly isn’t calm. She tears a ship in half with force lightning without even knowing. She teleports objects around with the force and can heal people (even if that’s because of the “dyad” it’s still there) Another trait of a Mary Sue is that everyone instantly likes her, sometimes even the bad guys. Rey is liked by Zori (she doesn’t know why), by Kylo Ren when he should despise her and is even called a true Jedi by Snoke and Yoda despite her anger. Sadie isn’t liked by everyone instantly and Arthur sometimes scolds her.

Honestly this moment from John in rdr2 was on the same level from rdr1, just pure badassery from John andy nothing eles

What a peaceful journey back

bro actually walked, respect

The fight with the Murfree's halfway through his journey really is the cherry on top. John got shot off a moving train, walked 500 miles, fended off the Murfree gang single-handedly WHILE WOUNDED, and then carried out all the events of the last mission in Beaver Hollow. Literally a living God, how he died in that barn I still don't know.

Bro got his face ate off and is still dropping these absolute bops 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Oh Johnny liver 🗣️

Watching the passing of time and considering the context of the scene that takes place, it seems like the walk isn't actually that unrealistic. It looks as though about 12 hours passed, so if the train robbery took place early in the morning, say around 7am, by the time John makes it back to camp it'd be evening just like how the cutscene portrays it as. Pretty neat.

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

You’re right. I started walking at around 5pm in-game. And by the time I get back, it’s about 6am. So 12-13 hours passed. If the robbery took place at 7am, he’d arrive at around 7 or 8pm. Chapter 6 seems to take place during early Fall, so the sunset/evening would be around that time.

@leviksd

2 ай бұрын

the mission ends at sunrise right? john and tb-ridden arthur rly fought a whole ass day with one having a bullet in them and the other blood in his lungs

What are you on about? John has the power to teleport inside his tent.

i once walked from van horn to shady belle because i couldnt find a horse

He could also maybe ask some stranger to give him a short ride with a horse or a wagon (sorry for a bad english,not my main language)

"POV: your John Marston... *proceeds to show Rip Van Winkle walking a marathon*

@velocity7786

4 күн бұрын

I thought that was jim milton

@trecoolman23

3 күн бұрын

Thought it was scarface

born to late to explore the world, born to early to explore universe born just in time to hear this banger

In reality this is the POV of a person following John Marston after getting shot off of a moving train

0:59 bro to a break to commit a couple murders 😭

Leave her, Johnny. Leave her!

Don’t forget he still makes it back faster than Arthur on horseback 😂

This is what John was doing while Arthur was killing Pinkertons with Sadie

john resiliance is insane, bro survived freezing for 3 days, getting attacked by wolves, getting shot and falling off a moving train, and walking like a whole lot of miles

Bros the goat

@Final_SC

4 ай бұрын

0:05 goat

Whoever had this idea, you’re a genius

This is actually the best AI cover of a song I've ever heard. The voice is just so perfect

They definitely forgot about the whole “Dutch left me to die” thing from RDR1 and shit this out last minute.

Things were better in the old days mfs having to do this just to get to the market to feed their family

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Lmao

Imagine you are John, walking for Miles and when you get back to camp all tired, you see Arthur throwing a fucking rebellion against Dutch, and even when Micah kills Mrs Grimshaw Dutch Asks “Who is the traitor?”

If John was in assassins creed black flag singing the sea shanty

Yo whats the actual song tho lowkey curious?

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Leave Her Johnny (John Marston AI cover)

@stake-e1315

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnMarstonSr thx bro

@MaskedMarston

4 ай бұрын

Leave her Johnny by Sean Dagher

@stake-e1315

4 ай бұрын

@@MaskedMarston🙏

John marston is better than Arthur in my opinion

@JohnMarstonSr

4 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@nobody-yk2hu

4 ай бұрын

Both were legendary gunslingers John is faster but Arthur can swim both are are fast drawers and Arthur would win a fist fight between the two but John is healthier

@Adolphus_of-bysantanium

4 ай бұрын

​@@JohnMarstonSr well clearly MR. John Marston you would be biased

@24nickrodriguez

4 ай бұрын

Arthur to John: “I guide those to a treasure I cannot possess.” 💀

@astrea5849

4 ай бұрын

i don't think you can compare the two, both are legendary in their own ways

Me walking back to camp after getting back from guarma, whistling for my horse and it says it’s lost

''Ohhh liver jhonny ''