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@Trustee-of-The-Most-High

8 ай бұрын

Broo get your hand on a semi auto Interceptor crossbow by may and break the record in crossbow fire rate 😃... I mean, arrow rate 🙊

@joshuamendoza8355

8 ай бұрын

Okay hear me out muzzleloader handguns plus to bend the bullet with the PVC pipe and a chain reaction

@RedDirtgames

8 ай бұрын

Day 1 of asking how many bull rider vests does it take to stop a bullet

@thedudeabides8046

8 ай бұрын

SHARK ATTACK! ... Tarantula's are spider kittens... We gotta get everybody off this plane!

@zumezoom9593

8 ай бұрын

Is this the first time on demolitia ranch that it's been so quiet? No earmuffs and I can wear my headphones lol

Mikey needs to stay in character forever now... just roam into a random scene doing something funny.

@geriruth-sk1bk

8 ай бұрын

I agree

@salvatorebaleno9807

8 ай бұрын

He already kinda does that 😂

@theaberrantdon

8 ай бұрын

I want to see him wandering through random unrelated people's videos saying stuff like that with an arrow coming out of his head still wearing the same clothes. Imagine seeing him just randomly wander through the middle of a SciShow episode one time to jever be seen again on the show, then later, you see him wander across a National Geographic show somewhere in Kenya. You see him on the news once wandering across a battlefield in Ukraine being completely ignored by combatants on both sides who all just go around him as he passes through. TMZ is talking about the next big scandal and here comes Mikey just walking out of focus between the desk and the cameras.

@MrDeserteagle411

8 ай бұрын

@@theaberrantdonAfter a MMA fight he takes the Rogan interview

@Njazmo

8 ай бұрын

At least for 14 days!

That was by far one of the best videos with Mikey in it. Those need to be done more often. New shirt, design, shark attack.

@isaacyoung6076

8 ай бұрын

Yessssss I would buy it!

@WALLACE7084

8 ай бұрын

Nooo

@ibeastcd

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing with the shirt idea, or the company may need to rename the bow to "Shark Attack" haha

@muntthedubious_9308

8 ай бұрын

Rebranded lobotomy

@mirthenary

8 ай бұрын

You got your wish, Matt showed off the new shark attack shirt in the new off the ranch video

The Mikey side story on this one is absolute comedic genius. Whoever pitched this needs a raise and so does Mikey. This is easily one of my top favorites. Thank you I needed this

@mikebenoit6648

8 ай бұрын

Lol 😂 🤣 😅 😆

@user-ev3cl2ss8e

8 ай бұрын

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

@stephanieann6622

8 ай бұрын

Definitely needs a raise to pay for that brain surgery 😂

@truthfinder55maine8

8 ай бұрын

I agree and at the end when he pointed at the dummy and said that f'er is not real, the woman on the plane. I laughed so hard, though it was funny through the whole video.

@myplaylistisfire

7 ай бұрын

u really think this is comedic genius? judging by the amount of upvotes alot of other people do aswell... ur bar for comedy is so fucking low its depressing, no wonder people laugh at americans.

I've heard that arrows will go through sandbags but bullets won't. I'd be hype for a video exploring that difference

@jacobhall7959

7 ай бұрын

Soft target easily penetrated by slow thing but not fast thing. Hard target easily penetrated by fast thing but not slow thing. There you go.

@manga12

7 ай бұрын

@@jacobhall7959 also an arrow often cuts as it goes though and is harder then a soft led bullet, ment to go though not transfer energy into something but the thin cross section of an arrow also is a factor.

@sparky-xz1nb

3 ай бұрын

i assume momentum

@_B.C_

3 ай бұрын

My crossbow can put bolts through level 3+ rated body armor. Especially after I upgraded the string from 90lbs to 130lbs. That same body armor will stop shotgun slugs. Watch JorgeSparv’s channel to learn its features.

@_B.C_

3 ай бұрын

@@sparky-xz1nbjoules actually 🤓

Mikey doing the plane lady at the end was spot on and freaking hilarious 😂

@J.C...

8 ай бұрын

No it wasn't 🤷 it was dumb. Especially this long after it happened. The next day? Sure. Not a week or two later. It's just like Donut Operator. He's always wayyyy behind everybody else on police vids. His are always 2+ weeks after everybody else's. Nobody wants to watch it at that point. Weve seen it 100 times on 10 different channels by then. I'll never understand why he can't put vids out in a timely manner like everybody else does. 2 or 3 days later is fine. 2 or 3 weeks later isn't. Why would I watch a breakdown of a vid I've seen 50 times by now? 🤷 To me, it's clear Donut is sick of doing youtube vids or he wouldn't take so long to do them after they happen. There was a time when he did them soon after they came out. That time passed long ago. IMO, it's time for him to give it up because it's clear he doesn't want to do it and only does to keep some type of income coming in.

@izgunner8487

8 ай бұрын

​@@J.C...Emm.... What?

@user-xj3mo2lx9z

8 ай бұрын

@@J.C... what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

@jhoesing

8 ай бұрын

#funatparties

@erikcrouch7881

8 ай бұрын

@@J.C... You have three subscribers, sir.

The tip with the wire "grabbers" is for small game. It reduces penetration and also keeps the bolt from snaking into the grass in case you miss the target.

@comfortablynumb9342

8 ай бұрын

I remember seeing elk hunters carrying an arrow with a tip like that to shoot grouse if they saw one while out hunting elk. They shot grouse in a couple of videos. I'm pretty sure their tips were that style.

@matthewsmcdill

8 ай бұрын

This is correct. It can make the arrow flip when it hits the ground. Aids recovery for small game hunting.

@pilotkaboom2974

8 ай бұрын

Thanks for commenting, I know mine would never have been seen. I have one of these, nice for popping squirrels.

@eternalbordome

8 ай бұрын

The common commercial name is judo point. They're designed to catch the ground and flop if you miss. The little arms are actually springs.

@davidharris5045

8 ай бұрын

Same for the one with the 4 spring tines, keeps the arrow from burrowing into the ground on ground targets. Wasnt sure if you meant that one or the loops of wire.

By far one of the funniest videos y'all have done in years, the commitment to the bit was legendary 🤣

Mikey was the absolute MVP of this video. Stayed in character the whole time and was freaking hilarious. What a top bloke.

Trying to keep a straight face was probably damn near impossible while filming this with Mikey popping in from time to time lmao great video as always man!

@TemenosL

8 ай бұрын

100%!

@user-ev3cl2ss8e

8 ай бұрын

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Joerg Sprave from the Slingshot Channel makes repeating crossbows and he wants to be invited to Demo Ranch. He told me he'd love to come but wants an invitation. Who else wants to see Joerg and Matt collaborate?!

@comfortablynumb9342

8 ай бұрын

@@YankeeBushman several videos I hope!

@TH3_T3RM1N4T0R

8 ай бұрын

Hell yes!

@iamcondescending

8 ай бұрын

That would be epic!! It HAS to happen.

@kuplung22

8 ай бұрын

That would be great

@philthethotdestroyer4194

8 ай бұрын

id love to see Joerg shooting some guns too.

Hey Matt that folding broad head is actually designed to be collapsed when firing for better flight and speed and they usually come with retaining clip to hold it closed while in flight and breaks off when it hits the target allowing it to expand

The traumatic head injury is a noticeable improvement. He played that so well!

Mikey’s best work yet. He’s a treasure.

@cosmicbilly

8 ай бұрын

Seems like he wants to be Charlie and is trying too hard😅

"Tarantulas are the kittens of spiders." Full marks to whoever thought/thunk that one up.

@neera1123

8 ай бұрын

*thunkered

@KLAS_

8 ай бұрын

He ain't wrong though

@ryansommerfeld2098

8 ай бұрын

New shirt. “Thunker Branding” with a pic of a tarantula with big cute kitten eyes

@rfqarqwerqevtqweqawsds

8 ай бұрын

Tf is the equivalent of a fully grown cat then 😂

@screenname6829

8 ай бұрын

​@@KLAS_id personally reserve that title for jumping spiders

Mikey always makes me laugh but everything about this episode was hysterical 🤣 😂 great job 👏

David’s reaction to the bust taking the arrow was hilarious, I enjoy it so much more than the old silent cameraman days

Mikey nailed this! Props to him, give that man an Oscar. ID love to see the blooper reel on this!

@linesanraman7974

8 ай бұрын

Agree. He was hilarious

@Dctctx

8 ай бұрын

Oscars are for movies

@heynetalks

8 ай бұрын

@Dctctx Academy, Golden Globe, Emmy, Tony, People's Choice, Oscar's. I don't give a flying 💩 what kind of award it is. Just recognize that the man owned his part and entertained with absolute certainty!!

Props for keeping the gag running through the whole video and even bringing Jenna in on it. Hilarious!

@killerkids92

8 ай бұрын

They just wanted us to believe it was a joke. They are at the hospital now 😂

@Lonemite

8 ай бұрын

The into really had me dead 😂

@maksimlang2299

8 ай бұрын

Naw fam he actually shot him

@drandy180

8 ай бұрын

i swear that MF wasnt real

@MrGoesBoom

8 ай бұрын

Yes....totally a joke. Absolutely nobody was hurt and no one got hit in the head. For real

Very nice Episode, Mikey was real fun and the camera mans commentary when stuff got hit or sounds from the arrows were made are a real nice addition!

Mikey is a national treasure!!!!! also a part 2 to this would be hilarious. skip to Matts vet clinic and mikey is getting arrow removed by Matt and Jenna "under the table."

You need to bring Joerg Sprave over. He's a German gun guy *and* a bow/crossbow and slingshot expert and he's fuckin' JACKED. He could probably rock a Barrett without a bipod. He's also that rarest of creatures - a funny German.

@BrianJacobsen-vn6is

8 ай бұрын

Dude is Awesome. The legolast know I'm screwing up the spelling. A repeating bow 6 in the clip. For me lost my right to firearms 40 years ago never been in trouble Since gave me so called right to vote back. They won't trust me with giving me my gun right back. Untill I give them some $. Then Johnny gov will trust me again.

@smgdfcmfah

8 ай бұрын

"rock a Barrett without a tripod"? You mean an M2?

@panaxo

8 ай бұрын

Imagine what Joerg could do without the limitations of german law

@Shadynastys76

8 ай бұрын

Idk if matts ready for the bellowing laugh of that beast of a dude 🤣🤣

@dnandez79

8 ай бұрын

​@@BrianJacobsen-vn6isyou can buy black powder firearms all day long even with a felony.

I really thaught you will collab with Jörg Sprave this time. His repeating crosbows are legendary. Try the Stinger II next time

@snailrancher

8 ай бұрын

They make a bolt magazine for this one too, but I don’t think it is out yet

Matt the top with claws is a bird hunting tip. The centre is supposed to inflict blunt trauma and kill the bird, the 3 claws are to hook into grass and stuff Sri you don’t lose your arrow/quarrel. The folding broadheads are designed for the blades to fold away so they fly more like a practice point, which makes it more accurate/consistent, and then opens up on impact so that it does it’s job.

They say you can still occasionally spot Mikey roaming the forest. He has befriended Cooter and together they live off the land with their pet spiders walking around in crocs and eating local wildlife.

The fact that Matt had no idea what a mechanical broadhead was was a total surprise to me.

@morgenreynolds3255

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I thought that was a little strange 😅

@112cassy112

8 ай бұрын

Neither do I 😢😢😢

@censordeez

8 ай бұрын

@@112cassy112usually there’s a tiny rubberband holding the blades forward. it’s designed to open on impact to create a larger wound. Not for getting the arrow out of the target lol

@schamberlain1

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I know

@DrEpicPhD

8 ай бұрын

It'd be more surprising if he did know.

When Mikey picked up the bust and said “where is she” I broke down laughing so hard 😂

@newjerseyhun

8 ай бұрын

Same here 😂 and at the end with "that mf ain't real" I'm dead 😂

@linesanraman7974

8 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@arivera9555

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@tedmosby5755

8 ай бұрын

Best part of the whole video

That was the most tense episode of DR ever! Every shot I was so worried that Mikey was down range! And those skull shots were brutal!!

I've watched this channel for years and always loved it but this was the funniest episode I've ever seen, keep it up matt. 😂

This was a really great episode, the jokes from Mikey, David and Jenna were spot on and I smiled the whole time. :)

@user-ev3cl2ss8e

8 ай бұрын

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

"Hey Congressman! Get outta here!" Priceless😁

sooo... we're gonna need that blooper reel of all the stuff mikey said that didnt make the cut. that shit was hilarious. vegas baby! 🤣🤣

Just for future trials, the ones with the blades that folded back are mechanical broadheads. There should be a way to retain them in the back position, then on impact they will expand and give the full cut. This is to help with aerodynamics during flight while still giving a really big cut on impact.

Dude, y'all's production value, chemistry and just vibe in general has just been on point. Good stuff 💛

@user-li3so1tb2t

8 ай бұрын

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@user-ev3cl2ss8e

8 ай бұрын

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Mikey is a certified comedic genius. This is the funniest Demolition Ranch ever.

Will honestly say, by far the most hysterical episode I've watched on Demolition ranch!!!

The broad head that did the clover cut, it’s called “the toxic” or something similar. I’ve used it for a couple hunting trips on a compound bow and it’s a really good one for elk. And the one after it is for gophers, squirrels, and rabbits

One of the funniest gag in years! Probs for keeping it going throughout the entire video🤣😂. Mikey acted so good it almost seemed legit. IDK how you guys were able to do this video with a straight face

Matt, you and your crew are just getting better all the time! I love the constant new creativity you guys come up with! Good on ya, keep it coming! And good luck on the resort man, we're all rooting for ya!

@user-ev3cl2ss8e

8 ай бұрын

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Definitely one of the funniest demo ranch videos in a long time. Mikey is hilarious.

Hey Matt. Used to bow hunt quite alot back in the day. That broad head you used that you weren't sure what it is used for, believe it or not it's actually a bird hunting broadhead. Rather than slicing through the animal like a regular broadhead, those actually slap the bird you're shooting, and then the wire things help prop the arrow up so its easier to find once you've shot. Hope this helps.

Demoranch and slinghsot channel crossover would be the video of my dreams.

You need to do a collab with Joerg Sprave from the Slingshot Channel!

That Mikey sketch was probably the funniest thing you guys have ever done lol. Side note if this crossbow had a collapsable stock then it would be a champion survival tool

I want to see Mikey wandering through random unrelated people's videos and shows saying stuff like that with an arrow coming out of his head still wearing the same clothes. Imagine seeing him just randomly wander through the middle of a SciShow episode one time to never be seen again on the show, then later, you see him wander across a National Geographic show somewhere in Kenya. You see him on the news once wandering across a battlefield in Ukraine being completely ignored by combatants on both sides who all just go around him as he passes through. TMZ is talking about the next big scandal and here comes Mikey just walking out of focus between the desk and the cameras.

@bradmeek

8 ай бұрын

How do we crowdfund this?

@doublenickelbob

8 ай бұрын

Is Mikey available for parties?

@theaberrantdon

8 ай бұрын

@doublenickelbob Yes, but there is no way to request him. Occasionally, a party just happens to be in his path and he just randomly passes through.

It takes a lot to make me laugh (dead inside) but watching Mikey wander around definitely made my day. Thanks for your sacrifice Mikey

@Black6Six

8 ай бұрын

Mikey killed it. I hope he's ok in 12-14 days.

@johngross8300

8 ай бұрын

With this comment. . . You’re not dead inside 😊. Sand Bag’r 😅

Very impressed that xbow is lethal af . Was also fun to watch you fellers ham it up . Thanks for the fun .

The turkey decapitator reminded of a story about some historical assassin crossbow bolts. It was like a field tip but an inch long of glass. Theory being it would shatter into the the would making it impossible to sew up.

Favorite line. Have you ever seen an alligator sneeze. 😂

@normalhuman9260

8 ай бұрын

Lol that line was as smooth as a sandwich

First ever Demolition Ranch video that I had to watch 2x back to back. As gruesome as the gel torso was, Mikey was so damn funny. SHARK ATTACK!!!

That was by far the funniest ranch I've seen in a while. Awesome job guys

Please keep doing things like this, im loving the commentary from the cameraman as well 😂😂

The chaotic neutral energy was a blast in this one.

The crossbows I created in elementary school made of pencils and rubber bands:

@comfortablynumb9342

8 ай бұрын

I used my suspenders to launch Gobstoppers into the math room drop ceiling 😂. It took 2 of us to make it happen but it was fun for us, but maybe not the teacher 🤣

@ifixem9585

8 ай бұрын

Large paperclip, rubber band and BBQ skewers got me in cuffs in 7th grade 🫡

@anthonylaw2109

8 ай бұрын

fool i used a chair flipped upside down with 20 of the thickest rubber bands I could find and I used rulers as the bolts i have no idea why my teacher allowed me and my friends to do this i still got a scar on my leg from testing it i am not joking

@Cobyc5150

8 ай бұрын

@@anthonylaw2109 yeeeeahhhh, "trust me bro"

@darylshriver8486

8 ай бұрын

@@Cobyc5150 r/nothingeverhappens

Love the commitment of Mikey 😂 sold that so well

9:00 it’s an expanding broadhead. It’s supposed to be folded (usually, back in the day with a rubber band / o ring) forward in flight to help reduce the lose of accuracy, and when it hits the… “target” it opens and does the dead.

the intros are always the best of DemolitionRanch

Mikey is killin me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬

I saw the shirt in an Off The Ranch video so I knew of it before this video. I think this is by far the best video yet as far as all around just fun. I had to pause it and go get me a shirt to remember this moment. Great stuff.

first time trying black rifle coffee and you guys made me spit it all over my computer screen with that intro ! 😂 you guys are amazing, thank you demoranch, Kentucky ballistics, donut operator, ak guy and garand thumbfor making the past 6 years since I started watching all you guys absolutely awesome! I served in Afghanistan and found your guys videos when i got home! When I get down and out I throw on one of your guys videos and it totally changes my mood! So for that, I say thank you and never stop doing what you guys do! Lots of love from Dalton in Ontario Canada 🇨🇦

@bargen0w

8 ай бұрын

best advice, dont take a drink of anything watching an intro of demo ranch lol i nearly spit soda all over the place watching matt and crispys leg video. that intro had me in tears laughing

@mikebenoit6648

8 ай бұрын

Lol 😂 🤣 😅 that's funny stuff 😄 😆 🤣

@mikebenoit6648

8 ай бұрын

That's why I watch Demolition Ranch Brother Matt and Friends are a trip

the claw shaped one is for small game, and more bludgeoning than penetration. And that turkey one shaped like an X is literally made to decapitate turkey, not penetrating the body lol.

his videos get more sketchy every tuesday. I LOVE IT

Matt showing everyone he’s not a bow hunter! Thanks for the content, man. Appreciate the work

"this guy is not real!" there i lost it so hard!! dang u nailed it! funny as hell! thx for puttin so much effort in it!

Now thats how you make your viewers not skip the sponsor and keep them engaged, well done!

@matchavez8530

8 ай бұрын

No, I skipped the sponsor

@JP-wj6yg

8 ай бұрын

Well, if you skipped it, you missed Matt wiping his ass

Mikey plays this so well. What a great episode! Thanks guys!!

Matt is my Hero! Makes a living having fun, with deadly toys. Wow! Just Wow!

That 2nd tip you shot with the “claw” type is a small game tip. The point of it is if you miss they catch in the grass and stand up so dont lose the arrow/bolt

This is genuinely one of the best videos you've done in the long time.😂

Usually, you would use a little rubber ring to hold the blades closed on an expanding broadhead to keep the arrow as accurate as possible. When it impacts a target, it breaks the ring and expands.

was the most satisfying ballistic gel shot i've ever seen

Absolutely hilarious! Mikey was great! Great job to all. And Matt, the vet who has done surgery is grossed out by the sound and feel of stabbing that arrow back into the skull. LOL!!!! Good to know you have a limit. LOL. Be safe!

Matt: "Mike you ok bud"? Mike: "W-what, what's the officer problem"

The folding Broadhead is called a mechanical tip. You're supposed to have little tiny rubber bands. That hold it closed so that when it hits the target, it opens up to create a bigger wound channel.

Mikey walking around after the "arrow incident" was pure gold 😂😂

The one with hooks is judo point for small game hunting. tip prevents itself from burrowing in to grass or ground to make it easier to find. also prevents over penetration on small game

Mikey deserves a raise and need to have more of a role in demo ranch

We need him to walk by atleast once per episode lmao great work guys!

The head with the 4 prongs is meant for small game. If you miss the prongs will grab grass/weeds and make the arrow/bolt stand up making it easier to find.

Matt has his own Charlie now, just for different reasons! Absolutely hilarious guys, thank you!!!!!!

Important to note that no Mikeys were harmed during the making of this educational material. Thanks for the great video, Demo Crew~!!!

@booshmcfadden7638

8 ай бұрын

Might be an improvement.

The best funny episode ever! Mikey needs to be in more DemoRanch videos.

Long time watcher, not usually a commenter...but have to say this brings me back to older videos, with some added well done comedy with Mickey. Awesome video!

That tip with the wire arms would be a small game/bird hunting tip, to keep from over penetration and losing/damaging the arrow/bolt

I think this show has always needed Mikey with an arrow in his head! I mean, the skit bit, not reality.. that was some of the funniest s*** Ive seen in a long time! and Jenna played into it perfectly too so.. well done one and all! that was seriously some hilarious f****** S***! :D

@linesanraman7974

8 ай бұрын

Agree!

Got a feeling Mikey is going to be the next Charlie

@johngross8300

8 ай бұрын

😂 YES!

That's crazy, I literally was looking at those cross bows on amazon earlier today. Thanks for the review. lol

The one that stuck in the ballistics is a small game tip they make a rubber one too that looks like a tenderizing mallet so you was correct on the squirrel part 😂 love your stuff dude

I love Mikey's energy. He's the ultimate hype man!

Mikey is the gift that just keeps on giving 🤣🥰

The only thing that would of made this better is when you had the ballistic gel out to see how for the arrows penetrated, compare that to a 9mm!!!! Amazing as always ❤

@K3ithSt0n3

8 ай бұрын

Can't really compare a gun to a bow/crossbow. They are 2 vastly different ways of killing something. Guns are more about blunt force trauma causing the wound cavity and a broadhead is about cutting up the insides both on the initial hit and as the animal tries to run away it continues to do damage.

@Jeff.78

8 ай бұрын

would have*

The FUNNIEST episode in a LONG TIME!!! Mikey is freaking hilarious

I love how much more inclusive you are with your guys behind the camera now

This one was SO MUCH FUN! Thanks Mikey!

Mikey need to be part of the demolition ranch video more often dude had me laughing the whole time

love the fact you used the Toxic Broadheads

Awesome work and great touch with the arrow in the head 😂 you are more creative than I think most of KZread. Hope you guys have a good one over on the ranch ❤

Love the videos keep it up demo ranch

Pulling the intro joke through the whole episode I love it 😂❤

The "hey congressman, get outta here" had me laughing so hard i had to pause the video for a minute. 😂🤣