Disappointed that they didn’t mention that the bridge must be repeated like 8 times in each song

@GuitarGuyChrisB

5 жыл бұрын

That's right, the bridge must be repeated. The bridge must be repeated. (Yeah) the bridge must be repeated. Repeat the bridge.

@manueltrejosfranco

5 жыл бұрын

75*

@RUHDD4HVN

5 жыл бұрын

You mean the "chorus"......... ":^) "I could sing of Your love forever".......X 8. We all do it to make the point stick. BTW: Most christian songwriters don't realize that God wants to hear new songs too. He gave us creativity and we've squandered it for the most part. The world has more ingenuity but not a better subject to sing about....... been there done that.

@sm17ty_werbenjagermanjensen

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think they work for Hillsong...

@beavispdx

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah and the Beatles never repeated phrases over and over. Fuck off

the vague struggle is real

@WildBison74

5 жыл бұрын

Caroline Gramith haha next comment

@WildBison74

5 жыл бұрын

Caroline Gramith haha best comment 😂

@willsjaime

4 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@JennaLeigh

3 жыл бұрын

I really feel that, but in an abstract way.

@bieh2687

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

In the valley's desert, I see a storm" There Christian

@maya-mx7mg

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Kevin Millet did I really just think of a melodie for this song and then sing it? Yes, yes I did and it sounded like a perfect christian song. Good job!😂😍

@youngfunny1824

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Kevin Millet just sprinkle in a couple of jesus' and you're good to go. The next Chris Tomlin single!

@royboyx4

4 жыл бұрын

could be death metal too

@CrescentPaws5000

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Kevin Millet thought it was real

@nrggvrn5576

4 жыл бұрын

@@royboyx4 we'll need some"the end" and a lot of "you"s

John, you forgot one cardinal rule of Christian music, random Bible verse bridge that only partially connects with a stretch.

@avelassistyt5829

4 жыл бұрын

mhmm *cough cough* the blessing *cough*

@lisabell7731

3 жыл бұрын

@Bigg GIB'S fun house fez Zaza

@matthewhamilton9743

3 жыл бұрын

What is the purpose of our existence? Is it simply to have a good job, build a family, and enjoy life? Is that all there is? Certainly not. We’re made for so much more. Your purpose is to know God. After we die, the Bible says we’ll face God as our Judge. Have you ever rebelled (sinned) against God? Examine yourself by God’s Law, the Ten Commandments. Have you ever told a lie? Ever stolen (the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, “Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” In God’s courtroom, our sins are very serious crimes. They’re so evil that the just punishment is death and eternity in a terrible place called Hell. The Bible says that God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked. He is rich in mercy and provided a Savior: “God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.” Jesus Christ died on the cross, paying the death penalty for sinners. He then rose from the dead three days later, defeating death. Hundreds saw Him after His resurrection; it’s no fairy tale. Jesus fulfilled all the prophecies about the promised Savior, written in the Holy Scriptures hundreds of years before His birth. Religious rites, sacred traditions, or attending church can’t save you. Salvation is a free gift of God that you can’t earn. To know God and have your sins forgiven, do what the Bible says: repent and believe. Trust in Jesus as you’d trust in a parachute-don’t just “believe” it can save you, put it on and cling to it with all of your being. Wholeheartedly commit yourself to following Christ, and turn your back on sin. Then show your gratitude by obeying His command to be baptized. Be sure to also join a Christian church and read the Bible daily. God will never let you down@Bigg GIB'S fun house

@Ryanarrecis

3 жыл бұрын

@Bigg GIB'S fun house its guitar stuff

@01ehlert

2 жыл бұрын

And is from the Message

That song he made up in five seconds, I could actually hear on the radio

@sjb_92

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't actually make it up in 5 seconds though, since it's a skit with a script..

@gowdaramesh1745

4 жыл бұрын

@@sjb_92 Wowowowooooosh

@sjb_92

4 жыл бұрын

@@gowdaramesh1745 Not a woosh. The song was designed to sound exactly like regular Christian songs, it took time and effort through the creative process. It was played for laughs in the script though, by seeming to be something made on the fly. It wasn't, and the person I'm responding too 100% believes that it was. You're not too bright, honestly.

@SirSethery

4 жыл бұрын

Steve B I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it took more than a minute to think up

@youngfunny1824

4 жыл бұрын

@@sjb_92 well in the skit it was meant to be something made up in a couple of seconds. Probably not that hard to do irl.

"Love the diversity " Points to black guy. LOL I get a good laugh every time at that part.

@chinwenduibe6665

6 жыл бұрын

ReverseMeplease The black guys facial expression is just priceless

@lucydaniels8892

6 жыл бұрын

ReverseMeplease basically just Michael Scott from the office

@aprilmartin4787

6 жыл бұрын

yes and his face is hilarious when they point to him LOL!

@stinger59605

5 жыл бұрын

So that’s why Christian music all sounds the same, their misunderstanding the term “diversity” for music.

@davidvids6903

5 жыл бұрын

Where!

You’re a good good father It’s who you are Repeat times 100 Done

@keziahschuler2617

3 жыл бұрын

Even worse example from my church: "You can have my heart, you can have my heart, you can have my heart, you can have my heart, you can have my heart, woah." That's it, that's the whole song.

@ElliottWong2024

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhunter2855 I know that.

@bobalinx8762

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhunter2855 Creatively bankrupt, are we?

@BananaGrace

3 жыл бұрын

100 verses later “and I am loved by you” song ends.

@ironman2326

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhunter2855 Yeah that song is so annoying I change it if it comes on.

Musician: “How can I use my art form to glorify God?” Producer: “How about a repetitive structure of only 3-4 chords and vague lyrics mentioning God, landmasses, and water”

@McOuroborosBurger

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Carpenter you're mentioning a different paradigm in music. Even then that was just influence over the band. What CCM is now is just corporate music with mentions of God, vague struggles, and references to themes or palces in The Bible.

@jessicabrown729

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I think if people truly want to glorify God with their gifts, they will want to work hard to create art that is creative and well-thought-out.

As someone who listens to Christian music, this is too accurate

@wren-pl7pv

5 жыл бұрын

Link's Creepy Face Totally off topic but i love your username and icon!

@Ldydrmmer

5 жыл бұрын

I miss the days of scripture on songs

@edwindantes539

4 жыл бұрын

Try playing most of this CRAP. Imagine driving a Lamborghini and you are force to drive 30 miles per hour. Mindless, talentless crapola.

@georgethemonkeydrummer5598

4 жыл бұрын

This is too realistic lol

@chuckhockey9464

4 жыл бұрын

Try black gospel from 1960s

"geographical references - storm, valley, desert"

@jaypond4368

7 жыл бұрын

Set our hearts on fire, lord with your desire, Need you to take me higher. I made these lyrics up and typed them in on google, and 3 songs came up lol

@jake_from_statefarm7209

6 жыл бұрын

+Jay Pond, you know what's bad? My first thought was, "Hey, I think I know that song." Not exaggerating.

@J4WESOME

6 жыл бұрын

1000th like hehe

@sgeorge3305

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGqij5Zwd7zPk8o.html

@HwoarangtheBoomerang

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great name for a band: "The Storm-Valley Desert".

They forgot to mention to never actually say "Jesus" or "God"

@msjennifersantiago12

3 жыл бұрын

God is sometimes okay...but Jesus never🤐

@jonathanpalmer228

3 жыл бұрын

They kinda did by never mentioning it.

@lily2001.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpalmer228 lol true

@dawsonowens1207

3 жыл бұрын

@@msjennifersantiago12 why

@msjennifersantiago12

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawsonowens1207 unfortunately Satan has influenced or should I say perverted what God has predestined...the less we mention and acknowledge Jesus the less power we have...and we as Christ followers should know better but have allowed ourselves to be blindsided...hope this answers your why..

glorY! gloRY! glORY! gLORY! GLORY!! *drums come in* *generic Christian chorus.* What a bop.

@mankomamada2545

5 жыл бұрын

"glory glory glory " *Battle Hymn of the Republic stares sternly*

@edwindantes539

4 жыл бұрын

One more glory and the song would have been a Dove Award winning smash hit. You missed the mark

@melissaray6840

3 жыл бұрын

Audrey Hoover 😅 exactly!

@melissaray6840

3 жыл бұрын

@@edwindantes539 😅😅

@MegaGermanShepherds

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking of “Glory, glory, GLORY! Lord God Almighty! Worthy is the King of Heaven. Oh raise your hands and sing.” I think I am close. I haven’t heard that song in a while.

"You have to put out a Christian album, a Christmas album, a Live album, a Worship album and a Greatest Hits album. That's one heck of a career if you ask me!" Lol!😂😂 Every Christian artist out there!

@cateclism316

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot "unplugged"!

@estheraruka6374

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the acoustic versions...😂😂😂

The most tongue in cheek way to call out the Christian music industry! Love your stuff, John!

@jonathon5015

8 жыл бұрын

If you steal that Legendary Artifact one more time!! :p

@St_Angler

6 жыл бұрын

Ian's Channel us

@abundantharmony

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, "John".

“Come, Thou, fount of every blessing, Tune my heart to sing Thy grace. Streams of mercy, never ceasing Call for songs of loudest praise. Teach me some melodious sonnet Sung by flaming tongues above! Praise the mount, I’m fixed upon it, Mount of Thy redeeming love!” Is so _SO_ much better than “You’re a good good good good good good good good good good father it’s who you are it’s who you are it’s who you are it’s who you are it’s who you are it’s who you are it’s who you are”

@jennifer-ie2xj

5 жыл бұрын

LOL! true!

@evanwatkins6902

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard!

@essennagerry

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's a good song if you have trouble believing God is a good father and that you are loved by Him, but for someone who has no trouble believing that all that repetition really gets old by the second time you hear the song. I do like it, but that's why I never actually listen to it, and if they just switched the repeated lyrics with something else it would've been just fine. Simplicity is fine, but to repeat it so many times like a chant... I don't like chants...

@user-nb1rq7so9h

5 жыл бұрын

And I’m loooved by you it’s who I am it’s who I am it’s who I ammmm

@evanwatkins6902

5 жыл бұрын

@@essennagerry I agree with you.

I lost it from drowning, sinking, rain rain on my face. MORE WATER REFERENCES

@zoekirk1848

3 жыл бұрын

Case in point, Hill$ong United’s biggest hit

@mothermarymagi

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

They forgot how something must always be on fire. Heart, mind, soul, city, land, eyes. Choose one, put it in your song, and boom hit song.

@RUHDD4HVN

5 жыл бұрын

Yep! Or you need to pour out something.......

@Mark-sj3xb

5 жыл бұрын

All consuming fire Love poured out for you Rushing water carries me away

@purplecatloverrandompizza

5 жыл бұрын

Wagon Sorry I'm a huge nerd But my heart belongs to God

@xpa-beads501

5 жыл бұрын

purplecatlover1825 randompizza I keep seeing you on videos completely unrelated to Starkid making these references and it’s honestly the best thing ever

@purplecatloverrandompizza

5 жыл бұрын

@@xpa-beads501 I make references for anything everywhere

"We have pretty much given up on reaching non-Christians...." That's the one line that has explained modern hermit-like Christian youth culture for the past 15 years.

@DancerforYeshua

6 жыл бұрын

^^^^^^^^ Spot on.

@crfstewarje

6 жыл бұрын

@Dancer, are you kidding? People are accepting Jesus every day through believers. There are youth doing great things for Jesus. If you only look at the negative, that is all you will get.

@mansuetoclan5153

6 жыл бұрын

secretagentman Agreed

@rzeczpospolita5948

6 жыл бұрын

secretagentman HA HA, most people are deconverting. Only reason why Christianity is still alive is indoctrination. Actually it's EVERY RELIGION.

@TlalocW

6 жыл бұрын

As a non-Christian, let me say thank you.

“If anything goes wrong, one of y’all can join the Newsboys.” 😂

@barrettdecutler8979

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they should have said Audio Adrenaline. They have had, what 3 or 4 lead singers? Newsboys has just had Peter Furler and Michael Tait.

@DavidJ1943

3 жыл бұрын

@@barrettdecutler8979 Don't forget John James!

@royalday7349

3 жыл бұрын

@Sister Angie legend says after airing this video. Newsboys lost another band member.

@pinkchaos.

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget DC Talk 😆

@pinkchaos.

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen Newsboys live at soul fest 🤪

“We’ll let you remake Good Good Father” Brilliant

@AriellaArtavia

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

They forgot how everything has to mention being set on fire by the end of the song

@brandonmendoza4493

7 жыл бұрын

Mi Les ahaha is that a Blimey Cow reference?

@sheem.2450

7 жыл бұрын

Mi Les 😂😂😂😂

@DancerforYeshua

6 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! lololol

@thetypingdragon2239

6 жыл бұрын

Ha. True.

@tnield9727

5 жыл бұрын

In Beavis voice "FIRE! FIRE! Hehehe man! Christian music rules!"

"If anything goes wrong, one of you can join the Newsboys"

@StuartCardell

7 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who did that!

@shelbymccullough9825

6 жыл бұрын

*Dies*

@seansense

6 жыл бұрын

snwbrdr67stx so true.

@barbaro267

6 жыл бұрын

We call them the Revolving Door lol

@CharissaPianos

6 жыл бұрын

Or Audio Adrenalin lol

*Only an Original Christian ✝ kid remembers watching veggie tales in sunday school*

@danieldaniels7571

4 жыл бұрын

Hailey Welman when I was a Christian kid it was all about The Music Machine. Veggie Tales was still decades away.

@nestproductions7420

4 жыл бұрын

We were Catholic.... So I got to watch it at home! 😋👍

@hannahp125

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh yes

@avengersassemble6190

4 жыл бұрын

Veggie tales was my childhood

@joshconnell8797

3 жыл бұрын

Us OCs

I personally love the mass hymns way more than current christian radio music.

@dreamingblue3939

4 жыл бұрын

same here- as Christian as I and my family are, we can't stand Christian music :/

@officercollagecollage5528

3 жыл бұрын

Mass hymns are amazing

@delarnadyl99

3 жыл бұрын

Same. My church still mostly sings hymns.

@meredithdecarlo552

3 жыл бұрын

You should listen to yet not I but through Christ in me. It’s like a hymn but a little more modern

@rangod1532

3 жыл бұрын

Fundamental and reformed Christian Churches enjoy hymns

thank you. I laughed. I cried. I bought some Hillsong albums.

@SteventheThorn

8 жыл бұрын

Nice subtle VeggieTales reference. Score.

@tochristbetheglory6221

7 жыл бұрын

They seem to be shilling for their record label.

@modernezra

7 жыл бұрын

Steve VanDusen In the spirit of honesty, I appropriated your comment when I shared this video. 😉

@NefariousDreary

7 жыл бұрын

Steve VanDusen lol

@ThatDonovanKid

7 жыл бұрын

It moved me, Bob.

Ironically, the chords A D G are the chords in the song "Highway to hell"

@medicalmorning5540

4 жыл бұрын

*insert clever nickname* isn't a clever nickname You can also play Bad Moon Rising by CCR with those chords.

@creativewanderer9577

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you know this 😂

@msarikah

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@JennaLeigh

3 жыл бұрын

@Eli it's a joke- because those are considered generic chords for pop rock songs.

@stateofgrace03

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

The problem with most 'Contemporary Christian Music' is that it has abandoned Jesus. It stews on struggles; or refers to some being that could just as easily be a romantic partner, rather than the Creator Almighty. It tries so hard to be 'seeker-sensitive' that it fails to deliver Who people are seeking. It seeks to remake God as needing man, instead of man needing God. Some of it seems to lack reverence. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. There does not seem to be an honest understanding of the desperate straits that man is in, nor of the magnitude of God's grace and mercy in delivering us from Hell. Much of what is passed off as Christian music only vaguely fits the bill. It is pop music first, and Christian second. We need to get to a place where we understand that God is to be feared. We have grace and mercy, yes; but the Bible warns very strongly about the dangers of using that grace as an excuse to go along with the world Monday through Saturday, and the results of being a Christian in word only. We need music which recognizes that regardless of our struggles, we are called to be holy and righteous even if it costs us everything. God is not a genie, or a magic fairy Who does our wishes. We are His creation, made to do His wishes, and our music should reflect that.

@mizaelmendez3843

5 жыл бұрын

Jjjj Cccc Exactly.....exactly......exactly. Let it be so among us.

@its__asedaaa

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@doryz2991

5 жыл бұрын

Example maybr; you say Lauren daigle

@PerksOfBeingSarah

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!! Couldn't have said it better myself!

@ashrogers4642

4 жыл бұрын

Jjjj Cccc Yessss speak on it!

“And if God ain’t real, real isn’t.” ~ NF

@mickmay630

3 жыл бұрын

NF is awesome

I'm a musician. (Organist/pianist,keyboardist) and have been playing in church since I was 12yrs old. (I'm 61 now) I've played for almost every denomination you can name, as well as schools, community groups, soloists, competitions, voice students, colleges, theaters musicals, clubs, you name it, I've been there. But, playing in church, was where my heart was. But, I left the church a few years ago, because I didnt seem to fit "in" any longer. The rock bands, special lighting, mood settings, fog machines, worship team leaders who were more like rock "idols", etc. took me to a place whwre I didnt feel like I was in cburch any longer. It was more like my theater days, and the church was now NO different than any theater I played in. Worshiping the Most Holy One of Isreal should be so much more than the trite festival type "worship" that is now in the modern day church. The great hymns are gone, speaking and singjng words of knowledge and meaning are missing, and praying to the Most High has become a trendy, fun filled rock concert, instead of worshiping the One True HOLY LORD. I tried to fit in, and did for several years, but it kept getting more secular each year, to where there was no difference between a rock concert in a theater, and "church". Its nice to see your channel saying some of these things, thank you so much.

@stacey738

5 жыл бұрын

This is one of the reasons why my husband and I have really struggled with going to church these past few years. We're in our 30s and all we want is real genuine church, not trendy church. We've just had a little daughter and I really have struggled with not taking her to church regularly when church was such a large part of my life going up and well into my 20s. I don't know why but it just seems like it has changed and we are left behind. I am praying that we find community and other Christians that feel this way, because I feel very alone at the moment.

@rebekahjiracek1525

5 жыл бұрын

@@stacey738 Maybe try going to a Catholic church? They're pretty genuine and all about tradition.

@stacey738

5 жыл бұрын

@@rebekahjiracek1525 Yeach but the whole "praying to the saints" thing is totally not my thing.

@leftylizard9085

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost like everyone nowadays cares more about enjoying themselves than actually dedicating themselves to a higher power. All while claiming the moniker of "spiritual" and claiming everyone but themselves who actually cares about such dedication "hypocrites".

@openscholar9908

4 жыл бұрын

This secular type music has almost destroyed the pentacostal movement. Now instead of worship, everyone just sways like there in a trance. Very few churches now that have real worship.

LOL to "vague struggles" and MORE WATER REFERENCES hahaha :'D

If you listen to Christian radio for 1 hour, you can't tell where one song ends and the next begins. Same guitar effects and drum beat in every song

"His robes for mine: God’s justice is appeased. Jesus is crushed, and thus the Father’s pleased. Christ drank God’s wrath on sin, then cried, 'Tis done!' Sin’s wage is paid; propitiation won." The hymns are where its at.

@davidhunt6508

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've ever heard that hymn, but pretty profound lyrics.

@the.seagull.35

2 жыл бұрын

This is the type of music that can legitimately heal and save souls.

vague struggles.

This is hilarious...except now I have Good Good Father stuck in my head.

@swatchah

8 жыл бұрын

yeah, me too.

@LivingStone4Christ

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Becker it's a beautiful song

@matthewevans5758

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Becker Housefires wrote that song and they're a little bit less of stereotypical Christian music if you're into genuine worship music

@s.nicholekumar315

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Becker I love that song!

@ashensilverlake1889

6 жыл бұрын

I want to remake Good Good Father. Let's all get together and do it at Chik fil a hahaha. We can call it Good Good Feather

Blessings, by Laura Story was written based on life experiences. Laura wrote it while her husband was in the hospital with cancer. It’s an amazing song. It really touches your heart ❤️

"Uh idk this is a big one OCEANS" "Check mate" 😂😂😂

“Three chords, simple rhymes, vague struggle” nail on the head; I died from laughter

As a Christian, I love this so much.

@duckymomo7935

7 жыл бұрын

Ti Y The content creator is a Christian - so is the rest of the cast

@AiramAvilsa

7 жыл бұрын

really? he is christian?

@tawnykeene3152

7 жыл бұрын

He does his stand up at Church's across the country.

That old hymn "Trust and Obey"..simple words but powerful message..makes you think about your life as you worship

@TheMistysFavs

5 жыл бұрын

+Gerald Njuguna --Amen! I'm glad to see SOMEONE here who knows what *actual* Christian worship music is! God bless you, brother! These people here in comments are clueless. You're the ONLY one I have found thus far who KNOWS what TRUE worship music is! That's sad to me.. Pray for them all.

“If it wasn’t for the sloppy wet kiss line he’d be at the passion conference right now”

@Aaron-cs3xl

3 жыл бұрын

That's the right way to sing it on Sundays, even if the worship leaders try to say otherwise. Sloppy wet kiss or no kiss at all damn it

@mothermarymagi

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This video literally offended every hipster at my church. Thank you! - John

@nrggvrn5576

4 жыл бұрын

@EF pass me my crusade helmet

@mav.-

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Christian music is literally at this point worse than pop music in regards to formulaic writing, as funny as this video was it's only funny because it's completely true. They know since they can push away criticism by playing the "God card" of music; they can write absolutely bland and meaningless music and Christians will still listen to it. The whole idea is "well it's easy to listen to and sing along to, and it's coming from a good place", and then because of that we can completely ignore just how bland it is because it says the word God in it. It's kinda disgusting to me, but idk. Anyone who gets offended by that is stupid, because it's the truth.

@nestproductions7420

4 жыл бұрын

@@mav.- Oh my gosh, yes! I hate it. I miss the early stuff. It just proves how much of a sellout the organization really is.

@harshmnr

3 жыл бұрын

@@mav.- I mostly agree with you. I mean I still think that everyone has their own opinion/style and that's fine, but I personally really don't like the repettitiveness either. ~:~

@nuttynuts4601

3 жыл бұрын

@@mav.- Ye. The funny part is people will say metal is "satan music" and then turn around and listen to "good good father x100" whilst my "satan music" has lyrics with much more meaning and sing much better praise to God.

"Uh, you ever heard of Winter Jam?" Wow. This guy pulls no punches. He was *AT* Winter Jam!

Apparently the CCM "word of the year" for 2018 is "fear." I've heard so many singers oppose it - calling it a liar, breaking up with it, etc.

"We've basically given up on reaching out to non-Christians" SO SAD BUT SO TRUE! That's what I like about bands that give out music that can be interpreted in many different ways. Like Skillet and Thousand Foot Crutch.

@AS-kb9oz

2 жыл бұрын

Check out day of fire, 12 stones , flyleaf. Think youll like some songs

@voidnoidoid

2 жыл бұрын

I think you'd like Nine Lashes

@robertfinch6602

Жыл бұрын

Yeah..

This is so accurate it hurts.

@Fuziontony123

4 жыл бұрын

Accreate

"if it hadn't been for that sloppy wet kiss line he'd be at the passion conference right now" hahaha

@NefariousDreary

7 жыл бұрын

The Forehead lol same

@NefariousDreary

7 жыл бұрын

Cory Knuth That line has been such a debatable subject among my praise and worship team, and apparently others. lol

@NefariousDreary

7 жыл бұрын

The Forehead Well, some people like myself think it sounds cheesy. I've been in praise and worship for 13 years and when I learned of the "Unforseen kiss" version, I insisted on using that. And I also never knew who did the original.

@BenandLaurenVlogs

7 жыл бұрын

Spot on too funny! Hope you guys enjoy my channel as well!

@ocpcyouth9379

7 жыл бұрын

We use the sloppy wet kiss version at church camp. The kids like that version better because they relate better to it.

Every time my mother turns on the radio, even through my own headphones, even through my own daydreaming, I can INSTANTLY tell when a Christian song has come on. And because they all sound the exact same, my brain is always trying to "remember" the song, even though I've never heard it before...

Admit it, you’ve got nearly every song on the K-love radio memorized

@TheMarshmallowMushroom

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was K-LUV...

@AriellaArtavia

3 жыл бұрын

WHY IS THIS DUDE STALKING ME

@trijetz3562

2 жыл бұрын

that radio is so artificial

"...if anything goes wrong, one of you guys can join The Newsboys..." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

@nehemiahdamien

8 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that

@rade0flier

8 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to Michael Tate joining the Newsboys but it also has overtones of iconic bands like Petra who changed their singer... the sarcastic point is: why start something new/original when you can just shuffle a few pieces around and capitalize on the existing market value of the current band name?

@nehemiahdamien

8 жыл бұрын

+Bob Edwards Haha thanks. I get it now

@CharissaPianos

6 жыл бұрын

And audio adrenaline too haha

@Sirbelmont

6 жыл бұрын

Bob Edwards also the fact that there are 4 people in the band and 12 former members

The holy trinity of christian music chords was incorrect. The correct chords are: G5 Dsus C9 And don't forget the relative minor (Em) in the bridge

@guibox3

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly those chords!! And let's not forget the 'Bing-chinga-CHING' style of guitar strumming that not only is about 90% of Christian music rhythm, but also about 90% of today's country music too. Awful, awful stuff.

@caseygoines9634

6 жыл бұрын

Hey man, You forgot about the most important chord................ Gsus.

@zackwhaley3052

6 жыл бұрын

Casey Goines C9, same thing.

@elshaddai87

6 жыл бұрын

Zack Whaley I think he was making a joke.

@justoklyrics7672

6 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Gsus? (Christian pun)

2:22 I’m Christian and can say that politics is one of the main things that is taking us further from Jesus.

Every country song includes these words: -Dirt roads -Girl -Truck -Saturday/Friday night -Etc. If ya got more put them in the comments

@carso915

4 жыл бұрын

QUEEN QUEEN beer America

@dejahhatfield4419

4 жыл бұрын

Carson Slaven true. I forgot about that

@blooop9693

4 жыл бұрын

Creek

@123itisnotme

4 жыл бұрын

Whiskey

@danieldaniels7571

4 жыл бұрын

Train.

if you're gonna have A, D, and G chords, you definitely also need Bm

@cheddarcheese09

7 жыл бұрын

hahaah quadrinity

@SizzlingVibe

7 жыл бұрын

esMusicalus yeah, make it so basic, you're half-trained worship leader with a capo can play every song on Sundays! LOL

@cowboycalebbroersma

6 жыл бұрын

and c

@jasonlitherland4270

6 жыл бұрын

Get out heathen!

@marcospintor1333

6 жыл бұрын

G C Em D....with a capo wherever you feel like it. Put it on blindfolded

It wasn't always like this. But then the 2000s happened and the rest is history.

@josephdixon1688

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Kendalls Exactly.

@peterm6737

5 жыл бұрын

I'm late to reply, but your spot on. I don't see what other's see in CCM nowadays, I've been listening to CCM for a little over 20 years and the mid 2000s changed everything. I can't stand Air1 or Klove any more :/ I used to have those on 24-7, now it's Metal all the way. My friends have moved on to Rap or Hard core bands, CCM is just so awful that more and more are turning away from it. Non Christians don't even listen to CCM at all, I've met more metal heads that aren't saved, that listen to Christian metal ( yes there's a lot of bands out there, especially from Metal Core through Black ) and are totally fine with it. Trying to find someone who isn't a Christian that listens to Newsboys or has even heard of them is a challenge in and of itself. Nuff said.

@joyce-in-Outreach

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subscribing

@akbrooks70

4 жыл бұрын

But then Rich Mullins happened...

@StudioGalvan

4 жыл бұрын

If it's popular, It's probably unbiblical. That's why believers are also known as, The Remnant. ~ WAIT … What a great name for my band! THE REMNANT !!! (Now what is the name of this record label?)

That shot at Jars Of Clay kind of stung... because I love that song.

this is literally my pet peeve as a musician and a christian. I hate how most common Christian songs all follow the same formula and become tired and uncreative. this commentary on it is funny though, appreciate someone actually commenting on it.

The water part got me😂 I was even thinking of 10 more songs with a water theme in my head😂😂

@golfer435

6 жыл бұрын

Water is very common imagery in a ton of music

YES!! Dead on. This is why I'm 100% Christian but 0% fan of Christian music. I'm pretty much over it in three lines.

@beegenuine

7 жыл бұрын

Appreciated!! I'll be sure to look into some of these artists I haven't heard of. A few of them I know are good, but are a bit too "vanilla" for me. ;)

@stenilasimon4410

7 жыл бұрын

For King and Country is soo worth it!!!

@K.E.90

7 жыл бұрын

check out a youtubers page: The DJ's Disciple --- mixes, from all kind, ain't vanilla by all means and best of all, it's Christian

@MrDomsem

7 жыл бұрын

genuinelight4ever don't forget to check out Mr. Mints too. webpage is www.soundcloud.com/mrmintsofficial

@zackturpin3139

7 жыл бұрын

genuinelight4ever Try checking out the band Attalus. Incredibly diverse and sincere. Fell in love with them instantly. Way different from CCM.

“The revolving doors” that was brutal! Hahahaha!

A few of my favorite songs are : Breathe - Dunsin Oyekan Refiner - Maverick city music Imela & There is a place - both by Nathaniel Bassey I really hope this helps someone

@PrincesaDeDios74713

4 жыл бұрын

Yeess refiner

It is hard to find good Christian music. Although I've found myself liking some of the mainstream music and adding it to my playlist, I end up finding myself wanting more of the old hymns and not the "oh poor me and my vague issue" stuff. I want more praise music that just sings about God being just awesome. It's not supposed to be about us anyway, and if it is, shouldn't the songs be more specific as to what we should do to live a passionate and Christlike life? I also really like the artists from the 60s to the 80s when music in general was developing more. There's Larry Norman and Petra, who have made a lot of profound songs. Sorry for the rant but this video opened the floodgates. *WATER REFERENCE*

@crfstewarje

6 жыл бұрын

There's plenty of good Christian music out there. Examples: Danny Gokey, Elevation Worship, Lacrae, Housefire 3, Casting Crowns, Israel Houghton, Micah Stampley, Fred Hammond, NF, Andy Mineo, Trip Lee, Skillet etc. The problem with Christian music, is that the radio likes playing the same songs repeatedly from generic artists, so people are lead to believe that all Christian music sucks.

@elsieleblanca5836

6 жыл бұрын

Follow The Good Christian music blog on KZread

@lovetowatchable

6 жыл бұрын

Try Messianic music.

@hotwax9376

6 жыл бұрын

I completely agree with you. All of that music was far superior to the cheap, watered down (another water reference, heh heh), Christian music we have now.

@jamiejoyhsiao

6 жыл бұрын

Keith Green

"We'll let you remake Good Good Father." Lol. SO wrong.

0:38 OMG When they played the Christian Chord chart, I was INSTANTLY transported to church! Like, "I know this song!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣

Lacey sturm is my fav Christian rock artist been a fan ever since flyleaf ❤

@leeleel.674

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I love her! And Flyleaf is one of those special bands that “crossed over” to mainstream rock stations!

@brandyguitron6729

5 жыл бұрын

@@leeleel.674 Exactly!! ❤❤❤

@evanwatkins6902

5 жыл бұрын

@@brandyguitron6729 You know she still sings? Check out Love Reflect Back.

@brandyguitron6729

5 жыл бұрын

@@evanwatkins6902 yeah! I ordered it a couple days ago! ❤

Wow, a little too close to home... I LOVE IT

Especially since the only genres they play on Christian radio is pop/soft rock and gospel (not to mention that they're on segregated "black" and "white" stations) Its like you have to give up on quality music when you become Christian. Play some gospel reggae, jazz, afro-beats, latin and island praise! Or throw a finger picked guitar or a killer bass line at least 😧

@silver7687

5 жыл бұрын

I often struggle to find good modern Christian music even when browsing Tidal or researching online. Most of my favorites come from older bands such as Jars of Clay, PFR, DC Talk, Petra, and Creed. DC talk was good enough to make secular radio stations request that the band place less emphasis on Jesus so they could air them.

@derekhandson351

5 жыл бұрын

Preach! I feel like sometimes our faith can become segregated.

@dvwelch1

5 жыл бұрын

I played bass in a college gospel choir for 3 years and never had a dull moment!

@ellaczeiner3974

5 жыл бұрын

Skillet is a great Christian rock band that isn't super soft and wholesome

@clintonwilcox4690

5 жыл бұрын

You don't have to give up on good music, you just have to stop listening to the radio.

I can’t get enough of this channel! So awesome

********Wow!!!!!!******* ... Instantly, I remembered a quick conversation from my early 20s (about 20 years ago). I had an interest in becoming a Christian show producer. I happened to meet one at a coffee shop concert. He seemed very honest and weary, telling me with a sigh he thought there was too much "Industry" in the Christian music industry. John Crist is right on!!!!

Wow! I'm so glad my wife introduced me to your videos. You guys are great.

@tecplayz2814

6 жыл бұрын

Auburn Medical Group are they christain

@nickshaw6085

6 жыл бұрын

In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people: “This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)The ending of Psalm 137, a psalm which was made into a disco calypso hit by Boney M, is often omitted from readings in church: “Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us - he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9)The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son: ‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2)

@maxbrinker9333

5 жыл бұрын

Auburn Medical Group that’s like so accurate

@giovanicamara869

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@parrytheplaguedoc

5 жыл бұрын

How is anyone not wondering how a group has a wife

This is going to sound weird but the way I judge christian products is if it feels like they are trying to sell me it just cause I'm a christian; basically creating something to reach a demographic just to make money. if I feel that in your music, book, movie etc. I'm not going to like it. Also when the Christian industry is CONSTANTLY happy and fluffy. Y'all life hurts. The psalms are not just praises but laments which always end in praise. This is why I like christian rock and rap because they talk about real issues but still end in praise.

@keierrareenell877

6 жыл бұрын

Peace Love Hoppyness so true. Jesus was real and current. He dealt with social, economic and spiritual issues to reach the whole person. 😊

@golfer435

6 жыл бұрын

You should check out Remedy Drive. They are doing some really interesting things with their musical content as far as lyrics go, and they talk about a ton of difficult topics with a lot of candor.

Little did John know he’d start dating that girl and start church hunting with her ❤️😂

This is why Christian Hard Rock/Metal is where its at. The passion and honesty in the lyrics is always so filled with conviction, I feel closer to God when listening to it.

You left out one popular CCM song format...the Jesus is my boyfriend songs. Lines like this could be in any love song.... You make me feel so good.’ ‘I’m falling in love with you.’ ‘Oh, I adore you.’‘Touch me, touch me, 'I love the way you hold me' and the list goes on and on.

@DancerforYeshua

6 жыл бұрын

"I want to touch you" is another. Plus even though there's some truth to the lyrics in Draw Me Close to You, it still sounds way too sensual and romantic...

@Shemeher014

6 жыл бұрын

"Oh you make me feel so good" "Don't leave me alone" "I'm yours and you're mine"

@unusedmillstones2380

6 жыл бұрын

southpark dunked that ball a long time ago

@increteaceng7188

6 жыл бұрын

Dancer for Yeshua that’s because a relationship with God is more than romantic. In fact it is better than the normal romance here that we know of

@ykowis

6 жыл бұрын

RockyMtn Hiker we see the way we are. Paul had an encounter with Christ- which could be seen as God “touching his heart”. And until we go past religious routine to actually falling in love-through the Holy Spirit - with all that Jesus is, Christ-like living would be elusive and frustrating. Guess what I’m trying to say is: you gotta stop processing those lyrics through sensual filters. They speak more to having a personal walk with God, where your heart is open to Him and His word, beyond just being perfunctory “Christians”

#Relevant HAHAHAAHHA this has to be the best Christian satire I've seen so far 😂😂😂😂

THEN: Amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me, I once was lost but now im found was blind but now I see. NOW: Our God reigns(x8)

Positive and encouraging K-Love? Do you listen to the words? Enough to make you a depression case.

In all seriousness, why does everyone make a version of everyone else's song? I hear the same song by 5 different artists. What's the deal?

@sophiayamagughi

6 жыл бұрын

Brett Davis remixes

@GoofballLtG

6 жыл бұрын

It's not just the Christian music industry. Anyone remember "I swear" done by both All-4-one and John Michael Montgomery? Any given song can be used by multiple groups depending on the writers and contract deals.

@sirsqueaksalot2706

6 жыл бұрын

The CCM industry is unoriginal nowadays.

@brettdavis5555

6 жыл бұрын

Westdog 01 I’m of that opinion. Having played in a church band for 4 years, there was clearly a formula that was used. Artists doing covers is also more rampant in Christian music than any other genre of music I’m aware of. Literally 5 or more versions of the same song is crazy. If I listen to CCM it’s only because I have my daughter with me. I get nothing from the lyrics or musical ideas.

@stalstonestacy4316

6 жыл бұрын

Everyone remakes other ppls songs because those are 25 songs K-love will play 😂 but seriously 😢

Now I'm hungry for Chick fil A.

@beatsbypete

7 жыл бұрын

SteventheThorn lmao

@DVD927

7 жыл бұрын

I heard someone right after taking a bite of chicken sandwich, "Mmmmm homophobia never tasted so good!" 😟

@tennesseegirl7589

7 жыл бұрын

Darla Dixon just because we disagree with the lifestyle doesn't make us homophobic, how many times do I have to say it ? Really !

@DVD927

7 жыл бұрын

Becky Boofer Calling it a lifestyle shows you think it is a choice, like wearing Levi's instead of Wrangler. I also don't think I said you are homophobic. Hating gay people doesn't make someone phobic, it makes them obviously ignorant of biology.

@DVD927

7 жыл бұрын

joanna destiny Then being heterosexual must be a lifestyle too.

The vague struggle thing! I’m weak!!!!! Omgeee this is funny!

Must be "hand over head" waving song !! This skit is HILARIOUS 😂😂

Literally. Toby Mac is the only person I know that tries different styles and even then his lyrics are kind of the same.

@benmeitzen4184

5 жыл бұрын

eh even his "musical uniqueness" is really sad compared to other non-Christian artists.

@edwindantes539

4 жыл бұрын

Are you freaking kidding me????/He is one of the worst offenders. If one of his songs didn't include a thousand Oh oh oh's in in the chorus, I would fall over and die of a stroke. His CRAP MUSIC is bubble gum for Christians and he is no spring chicken.

@natev5831

4 жыл бұрын

FWC Disciple look up bounce back by kamban. Most of his songs are fire

@avaingraldi1299

4 жыл бұрын

I love TobyMac!

@Juzzyjuzzy

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Justin Timberlake sometimes.

YES! NAILED IT! What really bothers me is that there are also tons of talented and original Christian bands out there playing on the side, but they fall under the same umbrella term. To me that's like not making a distinction between funk and disco. Can we have a term for the kind of Christian music that all sounds the same, talks about the same stuff, and has the same set of chords, and have a different term for a Christian music that's actually music?

@golfer435

6 жыл бұрын

That term is CCM

@10INTM

2 жыл бұрын

@@VickiChristchurchNZ Because it's a useful distinction we're missing.

I do feel this way about a lot of Christian music and that's why I fell in love with Phil Wickham. I'll admit, some of his songs are generic, but I love the energy in his music, and quite a lot of them are really personal and written from the heart that true Christians can relate to.

So true about the chords😂😂 and the water references😂😂

More! Water! References! 😂

Wait... wait.. wait.."We'll let you remake 'Good Good Father.'.""

Don’t forget that bridge where they slowly display every chord really quick while only hitting the kick drum

I’m both laughing and crying because of how this video points out the flaws of the ccm industry. My heart is filled with joy and great sadness simultaneously.

Every pastor preaches to listen to Christian music instead of “secular music” 🤦🏽‍♂️, but this video kind of describes why I don’t for a reason. I am a musician, but musically I can’t stand listening to songs that sound the same. Not here to hate btw. Now if radio channels like the Fish in my state of GA (idk if they play the fish anywhere else) plays like Black Choir Gospel, ooooo I’d pull over to the side of the road just to get dancing and singing

@ltcajh

6 жыл бұрын

The strong bass sounds drive me stinkin' nuts. I tell my wife to shut it off!

@golfer435

6 жыл бұрын

The Fish started here in Nashville, TN and believe it or not they were actually progressive for Christian station when they first started out.

@xSmittyxCorex

5 жыл бұрын

EVERY pastor? Well that’s not true lol

@classicjbear8409

5 жыл бұрын

My dad, who happens to be a pastor, doesn't care what I listen to. He doesn't even like this type of Christian music. it's great.

@someguy9571

5 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I listen to secular music; I feel it's fine as long as it's not something outright Satanic.

Very funny and very true. Watching this should not just make us laugh, but also make us truly examine the state of Christianity in this country where we can laugh at this so hard because the majority of it is true.

_"more water references"_ *I didn't know Florence & The Machine were a Christian rock band*

I love John Mark McMillan. Even went to a concert of his!

My mom gets mad at me because I don't like listening to Joy FM all the time because I say all Christian music is the same.

@sophiemontecalvo7503

6 жыл бұрын

I have those friends who listen to nothing but Christian music on the radio 24/7. Look, I love God and all, but doesn't it get a _little_ tedious?

NF kinda defies this 😂😂

@mattd2026

6 жыл бұрын

LeafTheLeopard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LeafOffline

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta be an nf fan to get it

@steverogers3945

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god so true!

@LeafOffline

6 жыл бұрын

That’s the point.. he rarely talks about it

@XrayTheMyth23

6 жыл бұрын

He probably has vague struggle tattooed on his ass.

Every church song: "Glory to the Glory My God is a glory. Thank you for the Father. Praise the glory in the father by my God. Amen." Me:"And we're supposed to stand up for this.

Luckily we have TobyMac who creates amazing music 😅😂😂 also Austin French but their songs sadly don’t get played on the Christian Radio station that I listen to😔

@lolaare01

2 жыл бұрын

Just recently discovered Austin French, and yeah, it's amazing. I also really like for King & Country, among others. It's good to know that despite the truthfulness of this vid, they're still people for whom the music is about glorifying God and stuff than politics and what will sell.

Hahaha That John Mark McMillan reference

I wish I could like this twice.

@GilFeliciano

6 жыл бұрын

Fishhunter2014 me too...So I'm creating another account! ;)

As a worship musician this is hilarious. It has been quite the track the last 12 years watching things come into what they are now. I used to be in a band but now it’s backing tracks featuring a band, lol

0:20 "Dirt roads, trucks, multiple uses of the word girl, oh shoot that's country music" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂