Bruh wanted to move back to Metropolis?? Bro there are REAL superheroes there with REAL powers lmaoo

@Tru3ac313

3 жыл бұрын

Like Superman won’t drag a nigga through your living room😂

@vetointhehouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tru3ac313 lmao 🤣 facts!!!!

@jt808ful

3 жыл бұрын

@@vetointhehouse plus the supervillains that roll through or live there especially when darkseid invades. Supervillains run though Gotham and you call Batman or a member of the bat family. Supervillains run through metropolis then you either calling Superman, super girl, steel or the justice league.

@coronwhite3095

3 жыл бұрын

@@jt808ful damn bruh, it’s THAT hot in Metropolis???

@perpetus2514

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tru3ac313 he won’t he’s too nice

Not even a minute in and Bane killed somebody 🤣

@SayianWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@zackthedestro2771

3 жыл бұрын

😂

D-did he just reference the Azrael story? Mans is educated

@inyalgaico1563

3 жыл бұрын

he did

@ninjagodryu9470

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying!

@sarkastikleader4708

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I caught that too lol

@taylorbowens6095

3 жыл бұрын

Bro! That exactly what I was thinkin!!

@CamMcCoy87

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

The writing, the acting... If Gotham was like this I would actually watch that tv show.

@JayAyers

3 жыл бұрын

Gotham is actually a pretty fun show

@camorlando5396

3 жыл бұрын

I think every superhero movie/tv show would be way better if it was super dark and realistic

@simp4rukia752

3 жыл бұрын

@@camorlando5396 invincible type beat

@multiname4195

3 жыл бұрын

@@camorlando5396 no. Not every single one. There's room for both to exist

@cashaddict55

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayAyers that shit is caca compared to this

Bane casually threw bro clean out the window for no reason 🤣 🤣

LMAO Azrael's crazy ass got every thug in gotham wishing for the real batman to come back

The joker doesn't offer life insurance He offers death assurance

@Jetstreamhustla

3 жыл бұрын

Not death assurance LOL 😂

@reesejohnson2788

3 жыл бұрын

"What's the difference?" -Patrick

@theawesomeduo54

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jetstreamhustla I'm starting a band with that name

@Jetstreamhustla

3 жыл бұрын

@@theawesomeduo54 Do it we need more bleach theme songs lol #bleach2021

@AlexanderMartinez-kr3nd

2 жыл бұрын

Bars 🔥

Oh shit I remember that comic, Azrael is brutal as Batman brooo

@Dash-cm4ol

3 жыл бұрын

Hes worse actually, dude kills people lmao. He doesnt hold back like batman.

@christopherwilliams6867

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dash-cm4ol I was just about to say, Azrael was far more brutal.

@joshuagraham2843

3 жыл бұрын

i read gotham knight tales multiverse and yes jean paul is a sadistic batman psychology damaging bruce’s minde for the past 20 years or something and cleansed gotham and renewed as his own imagine and trust me, azrael shouldnt be deal with the guy is literally moon knight version of psycho level

@mystery900jk9

3 жыл бұрын

He way worse 😭 just by playing the game, I said to myself “ man I hope I don’t see him in the streets “

@frankiejones7858

3 жыл бұрын

Who? Not a comic stan

At least at metropolis you don't see superman breaking someones spine for jay walking.

@kpopfan246

3 жыл бұрын

True, but you got alien invasions on the regular and Lex’s obsessed ass. I would go to Central City. All you have is petty thieves and Zoom every once in a while.

@AtomicOwl

3 жыл бұрын

But he will crash into a couple of buildings

@kpopfan246

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicOwl I forgot about that. I bet insurance premiums and property taxes would be through the roof in Metropolis.

@eobardthawne324

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpopfan246 Getting killed by Reverse Flash without even knowing it doesn't sound too great either. Not to mention having to worry about timeline changes.

@parisangelo1753

3 жыл бұрын

why is it like the same cities with all the danger, im just moving somewhere in wyoming

Seriously though, why ANYONE would willingly choose to be a criminal in Gotham is beyond my understanding: if Batman doesn't get to you, the psychos will!

@quinn7427

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you understand crime very well

@natoriousthehopeful2786

3 жыл бұрын

@@quinn7427 I am just saying that if you are a criminal in Gotham, your life span just got cut to a third

@quinn7427

3 жыл бұрын

@@natoriousthehopeful2786 saying a criminal will live a shorter life is a lot different than asking why anybody would ever be a criminal in Gotham as though it is preposterous

@zelloguy

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta get with the Penguin. Penguins henchmen be eating good 😂😂😂

@societiii

3 жыл бұрын

@@zelloguy migga I'm swear they be eating that good fish

Oh shit. They were dealing with Jean-Paul Valley. That actually IS worse. No wonder man was so shook. Also, Bane is one of the top 3 dudes in Gotham that you do not wanna work for. 😂

@Thesandchief

3 жыл бұрын

Bane on venom is a terrible boss. clean Bane is a good boss from what i'v seen

@ikoderusenju-1300

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

2 жыл бұрын

i thought bane respected criminals. Or does he hate them? Idk bro he's complicated. Probably hates them because he grew up in a prison. He has to be the strongest that's all that matters because it's how he was raised

@danielalvarado3846

2 жыл бұрын

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 it really depends on the version

Said his girl talking about moving BACK to metropolis.. Y'all wild for moving to Gotham in the first place 😂

@iang7244

3 жыл бұрын

Probably way cheaper lmao

@societiii

2 жыл бұрын

I would go to central city at least all shit would be done in a flash

@zeno9789

2 жыл бұрын

Bro it’s probably cheap asf to live in Gotham

@kpopfan246

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeno9789 But is it worth it tho fam? All those crazy villains in one city.

@zeno9789

2 жыл бұрын

@@kpopfan246 fuck no 😂😂

Y’all tweakin the only villain I would work for is Lex Luther, at least I know ima get paid and when Superman come we got that kryptonite for his ass💯💯💯💪🏿

@phantomsoldier87

3 жыл бұрын

Superman not even going to hurt you like that lol he going to give you a stern talking to like "you know crime doesn't pay right" and then take you off the jail. Meanwhile Batman: I've got 3 minutes of PLAY TIME

@giovannigiovanni.7220

3 жыл бұрын

Which color of Kryptonite?

@Kamicoin_

3 жыл бұрын

@@giovannigiovanni.7220 theres different colors?

@zm1786

3 жыл бұрын

Cobra would be pretty lit too

@diegolaradiaz8948

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kamicoin_ yeah there's black and gold, black makes Kryptonians go insane while Gold permanently takes away there powers

"This why my shorty talking bout going back to Metropolis, it's too much." Lmaoo

"Gotham, Gotham too turnt for me"😂🤣

There was a episode of Supergirl during an attack and this guy said he was going back to Gotham. Gotham is even worse than where you're at.

@IDoWatIDo17

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, I remember that 😂😂😂

@TheBlackKakashi

3 жыл бұрын

He white so he'll be good

@jt808ful

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlackKakashi really my guy. If white meant u good in Gotham then most of Gotham would be outright safe and would have way less of death due to crime. White in Gotham don’t automatically mean u good it just means u white in a place that seems bound and determined to put u in a body bag

@MandatoryFruit

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlackKakashi My guy, if being white equalled safety in Gotham, Batman wouldn't even exist. Most of the population there is white, so race hasn't got much to do with it lmao.

@Wolfenstein69924

Жыл бұрын

Oh I remember that. That was corny as shit lol

I love how this is in continuity with Knightfall.

The ability to act so well that you can physically see bane walk in, watch his movements ; sense him pick someone up; & watch him throw someone on some random shit; all through his eyes 👀 like that’s real acting hahaha

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That’s Azrael fuckin people up with the batsuit. Keep making this Gotham vids bruh😂 your foreal an inspiration to me 🙏🏿

pick your poison Blud Haven- Nightwing coast city- green lantern jump city- teen titans Calvin City- the Atom Dakota city- Icon (black Superman), and static Elmond- Hawk and Dove Getaway city- wonder woman midway city- Hawkman, hawk woman, doom patrol national city- supergirl star city- green arrow there are more

@illbadger2076

3 жыл бұрын

The correct answers are anywhere we’re the villains don’t have actual powers.

@cooleradam4324

3 жыл бұрын

Well shoot it looks like we going to build our “grey-market” enterprise out in the fukkin’ sticks. Wait are there woodland militias in the DC universe or is the boonies free real estate?

@zelloguy

3 жыл бұрын

Either find a way to go to another Earth or move to Vlatava or Corto Maltese.

@B1gDuck

2 жыл бұрын

Jump city everybody bad on that show

@darryljack6612

2 жыл бұрын

Blud Haven, Grayson is good but i know he at least has social life, and unlike his bat suit wearing dad he isnt trying to break every bone in my body.

You should do one about the Batman That Laughs. That'd be wild. 😂

@RioLo_TLE

3 жыл бұрын

That would be cool but the White Knight Batman would be next level (The Joker becomes Batman).

@mzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmz

3 жыл бұрын

greatest idea for his videos that i've ever seen

@GLaSSesNOlenses

3 жыл бұрын

Dope ideal

@TheBlackKakashi

3 жыл бұрын

They ain't ready for that 😂

@jackness9431

3 жыл бұрын

Nah everyone in Gotham would be ded.

The footsteps 😭😭😭

@leroyjenkins12345

3 жыл бұрын

Bane came in mad as fuck 😤 🤣

The Azrael set up though!

It’s crazy how I’m watching The Dark Knight and this video pops up on my phone😂😂😂

@SayianWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

😂

How TF a KZreadr got me more excited about Gotham than the TV show 😹

Someone needs to get him a voice acting deal😂

that voice acting is insane

Its so dang funny because he's talking about azrael this man killed villains his thoughts were in order for them to stop hurting ppl in the city and killing was to kill them to stop the crimes in the city. This is the crazy man that took the mantle of the bat after Batman got his back snapped. Bruce thought it was all over for him being Batman so he looked for some one to replace him he didn't even go to nightwing to take his place because of what happen in their relationship but Grayson said to him no matter what we go through Bruce if you would of asked me to be Batman I would have. My dad told me about this and showed me this comic in the early 90s 1 of his top DC comics. Great job man keep going with these Gotham things haha.

@sonicx1298

3 жыл бұрын

What's the name of that comic? I always wanted to get into DC comics

@keolancergaming1870

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonicx1298 I got you covered man (Batman: Sword of Azrael in 1992) your gonna love it, my dad read this to me and my brother as kids I know very graphic comic to read to kids lol we were very mature kids in the 90s

@keolancergaming1870

3 жыл бұрын

I gave yah his origin comic now here is the comic that he became batman (Batman in the Knightfall story arc 1993-1994)

@keolancergaming1870

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonicx1298 I always like giving ppl info of a character when they first showed up then the comic they are well known in

@sonicx1298

3 жыл бұрын

@@keolancergaming1870 thank you imma gonna read it 😁

This my favorite one. "On who we dont work for a junky" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hendawghen4888

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“On who we don’t work for a junkie” 😂

He violated him with that gym line 🤣😭

“ITS TWO OF THEM NIGGAS? ITS TWO!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂 that part kills me

“I can’t do this shit cuz” 🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOO that azrael reference 😂

A "How it is to work for Marvel villians" would also go crazy.

@fdfgaming9076

3 жыл бұрын

How it is to work for thanos 🤣🤣🤣 "stabs"

@selfishbeats

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, A lot of them go solo dolo though. I guess dudes like Kingpin have them.

@thebossrayden

3 жыл бұрын

Its lucrative in marvel

@BionicSpider

3 жыл бұрын

@@selfishbeats When you hear “When I was a boy” you need to leave immediately 😂

@selfishbeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@BionicSpider fax

"Ima get my gains the right way"😂😁Instant like

These videos make me wanna redownload Arkham Knight now

Y’all gotta get one where they talkin to their cousins from Metropolis. Get them Lex Luthor goons

@zelloguy

3 жыл бұрын

Make Lex Luthor black. Like the DCAU Lex who was light skin 😂😂😂He'd be roasting all his goons.

This needs to be a legitimate series!!!

“On who we don’t work for a junkie bruh”

This man is a certified Batman fan bro references to Batman knight fall u have my respect

Y'all trippin, Star City is where y'all wanna do crime. No Batman or Superman. It still has Green Arrow, Martian Manhunter, and Black Canary but I know you ain't going to Central City to get a 1 second beat down from the Flash.

@kkeerreedd

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 on god. I don’t mind dealing with Green Arrow. Martin Manhunter tho👀 idk

@rickeybernard8156

3 жыл бұрын

Martian Manhunter is an alien Superman though lol.

@biecie

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickeybernard8156 isn't he busy being a cop half the time?

@rickeybernard8156

3 жыл бұрын

@@biecie not enough for his telepathic ass not to clobber mf's 😂

@jt808ful

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickeybernard8156 Superman is an alien Superman

Lol next episode you gotta have some scarecrow thugs telling the poison ivy thugs they’re tripping and she ain’t really love them but they don’t want to hear it

Loving the consistency Lean!

@SILENTDEATH1415

3 жыл бұрын

Rs keep it up bro, everything been bangers

@neilxdavis5359

3 жыл бұрын

I make skits if y'all have time to spare

@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

LMFAOOOOO "gotham too turnt for me" This is an accurate portrayal of villains during that story line lol

A series that focuses on the everyday lives of the people of Gotham City... From their perspectives, that would be dope! Batman would be just an urban legend. A scary story parents tell their kids. Meanwhile you would see criminals get taken down like it's the Predator out there, never seeing the Bat... just the results of the Bat😬

Crazy you used the knight fall story arc !! Had to play it back and realized you was talking about azreal 😭

Wh..His Spine is broken! You don’t just come back from some shit like that! 😂 I’m dead bro!

"On who we don't work for a junkie..."

Damn this guys acting skills are kinda nice though. Get him on a show.

Everything about this was setup so well, bruh the ambient music's dark shift when Batman is mentioned, the man coming in the room and Lean staring at him as he throws something out the window, yo... Lean is hella underrated you need a fat mill in subs and bread. If you had the budget, I would watch this. 🤣

Oh shit, I did not expect Azrael. This man made had a henchman surprised at Robin's death like he was in the Silver Age. LeanandCuisine is clearly cultured.

“ITS TWO OF THEM NIGGAS” 😂😂😂 shit had me weak

"I can't do this shit cuz" So after what you just saw, you gonna tell Bane you quit?? Ok👌🏾👌🏾

Lean knows some Batman lore, I laughed at that one mofo got whopped by Azrael

That’s funny as shit i never thought of the perspective of people after Batman died just to see that mf come back merking people. That’d fuck me up

Keep these coming!!! They hard asf💯💯💯

Didn't realize you were talking about Azrael. You really know your stuff!

Just the fact that the sound effects allowed me to imagine bane tossing a nigga across the room is too funny, before he even said his back was broken. Junkie got it lmao.

Lean I'm proud of you bro. You're writing skills have continously improved year after year and these Gotham series' are very seriously TV quality. This is Key and Peele level shit bro. Keep goin Black man ✊🏿💌

I'm glad this man came back, one of the funniest dudes on KZread 😂

This whole series has actually been so amazing!

Bro I swear thes are the best videos on KZread

Had to tune in for this great series lol

I love the atmosphere you set up for these. These are funny, and yet sinister at the same time.

This is gold. Please please, don't ever stop making these.

I can't wait for more of this too fire 🔥keep up the good work

This needs to be a Serie this funny as hell.😭😂😂😂😂🤣

You are very talented with this content subject .keep up the good work bra.

Bro keep this coming, these skits are funny as hell😂😂😂

Gotta give this man props for knowing all the Batman lore(Knightfall).

The voice crack and tremble...👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 your acting is PHENOMENAL!!!! Sounds so real bro you really a GOAT out here!

Bro this is the funniest concept of skits on KZread right now

Bruh this series is great lmao

Boah I've been waiting on this seems like forever!!! Thank you bro 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

This stuff pure gold man, I hope DC recognize and immortalize you and your crew into the comics some kinda way manz lol

That other batman must've been Azrael.

Keep it up that was high key gas love to see what ya got going as a show

keep these coming bro they funny asf.

This series is unmatched 🔥I hope it never stops

awesome!! it’s so cool that it’s basically just another point of view from a real story, this could literally be a scene in a knight fall movie

Man your acting is so on point I love it

This is awesome! I'd watch an entire series like this!😂

“Bro, this is why my shorty talking about moving back to metropolis” 😂😂😂😂

Knightfall. You know your stuff lean. Two points fam. You should do the war of jokes and riddles next

Been waiting on this!!!

Miss you big dawg keep up the hard work

bruh this shit too cold. go up my boi!

Great acting lmfaoo “I KNow WhAt I SAw” LOOL

I love the algorithm... Brought me here and you made a perfect correlation to Knightfall 👌🏿🦇

Yessir part 2!!! 🤧🔥😤

Glad your back mann I missed you 🙏🏿😁

YES!!! KEEP THIS GOING YO. NOTHING BUT BARS

The side conversation with the henchmen has always been funny.

Thank u bro for this I just got off from work and I definitely need a reason to laugh 😂😂😂

“What the fuck happened to you ?” “BATMAN” “BATMAN HAPPENED” 🦇 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo I love these videos. Dude mad creative

Love these uploads

“Gotham too turnt for me bra what da fuck going on in Gotham bra” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Mane please keep the vids coming