I would watch a full show of David just reading jokes like this

@Ayato666

4 жыл бұрын

Completely agree!

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

go to the Lights Out site page and run these bunker jokes on a queue, Youtey has the capability now, create your very own Lights Out Bunker RoLL

Condolences on the passing of Brian Dennehy, David. He was so great in Tommy Boy, and hilarious as your dad in Just Shoot Me.

@justken1900

4 жыл бұрын

@john probst yeah, I saw the movie. Love the movie. Not sure if you heard, but Brian Dennehy, the real and actual person who fake died In the movie died today in real life.

@ernieD

4 жыл бұрын

C'mon "Big Red".....Nina. ;>) R.I.P.

Milking utters, angles one, squirt pump, “Give some to the kitty, meow.” Licks paw. Classic Spade sequence. Had to rewatch that little ditty.

You can’t ever stop doing this

“What’s my weakness..... covid”😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

Spade is funnier than anyone on late night TV.

@jennnay2335

4 жыл бұрын

barkbustin agreed 💯

@RickyG225

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, no offense, but this guy completely BLOWS. If you can laugh here, you need to know what comedy is.Turn on some Seinfeld for some real comedy IMO. Cheers!

David Spade covering a Salt N Pepa classic is something I've waited my whole life for.

@rubybelladonna7926

4 жыл бұрын

Right? And who knew I'd say these words... I want to see Spade cover Bon Jovi with some "friendly twerking" (as if there is any other kind). 😄

@erikbedard713

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubybelladonna7926 Yup he nailed that wanted dead or alive tune as well !

Spade blowing the delivery and the giggles in the background are PRICELESS. 😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs!

Rollin’ “ give some to the kitty ...meow ...paw paw” 🤣

Then they all laughed and threw money in the air. Hahahahaha

@williamshaw9047

4 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of the 1992 election when H. Ross Perot (whom Spade played on SNL) was running as an independent...David Letterman had Larry "Bud" Melman on as "H. "Bud" Perot", and whenever David would ask him a question about his campaign, he'd yell, "Who cares? I'm rich! Ha ha ha!" and throw a bunch of money in the air.

Spade needs to take over one of these Late Night shows. He should replace James Corden!

@ivonnecastillochavez6189

4 жыл бұрын

100%

@texasgal6201

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Ryan No, he should replace Steve Colbert.

@gauravvikalp

4 жыл бұрын

Or Fallon. Although Fallon is his friend

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

a tub of Lard could replace Corden.

@texasgal6201

4 жыл бұрын

RIXRADvidz Lol!!!!

Social distancing between Harvard and poor people: THIS was the winner.

"Your honor may I approach the screen?" LOLOL

Oh Spade. You bring happy to my life. 🦉

They all laughed and threw money in the air was my fave. I also enjoy when Dave stumbles over his own words because his reaction is funny to me.

That twerking joke as a greeting was hysterical David! And remember the time you said your acting skills was so good you had to tone it down some! OH man that joke is legendary!

Loving that Natalie Portman joke.

One good thing, My car is getting 3 weeks to the gallon!

@texasgal6201

4 жыл бұрын

Knot Shore mine car is getting 4.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

go treat yourself to some Very Inexpensive Gasoline right now, in Denver, it's $1.51, I topped my tank, even though it was less than a quarter tank, I just wanted to buy buck and half gas. (sigh)

Quality Gervais joke.

I loved the Harvard joke. ;-)

@aliciadoshi1249

4 жыл бұрын

Fave

The planets all lined up for this one-your funniest day of “Lights Out” so far. I ACTUALLY giggled at “Give some to the kitty”; because of your squirrelly in-the-chair pantomime! Stay in-the-chair, Mr. Spade. STAY IN THE CHAIR!

@melissack4377

4 жыл бұрын

Nan Wilder yes! A lot of riffed physical stuff tonight. On point!

@kayla7562

4 жыл бұрын

Love it

We missed David saying "CAROL F?CKIN' BASKIN !" ... Get that movie MADE !

This dude could basically post a video every day about finding his shoes and I'd be all for it.

Covid glasses and also “Triumph Insult Comic Quote”, “you are a huge nerd”. I love that! We love David!

Dave Spade 🤴🏼you are the king of comedy. Do not stop these monologues

I could watch “give some to the kitty!” over and over! David, we love you and loved your books!

"Your honor may I approach the screen?" Ga doooosh

David puts the LOL in laugh out loud...finally a real one...

Dave I got to tell you this new format is working for you I really like it you are very funny!

@HaloGamingEfrem

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad Comedy Central canceled his how

@ernieD

4 жыл бұрын

Why thank you Lovitz. ;>)

You don't need Dana Carvey. You nailed Fauci!

Spade. Is. Legend.

Carol F**** Baskin 😂😂😂

Eject button too close to the recline button-the visual was too much🤣

“You sound fun...”

Best Show Ever! EVERY joke killed! "Someone else teaching the class on timing! 😂😂"

Funniest one yet David!!!

I love David Spade. I think I am going to comment this on every video I ever see you in again until the end of time. Haha

Thanks for making us laugh here in Spain 💜

I give mad props ... A for effort and C+ for jokes. Still 100x better than any of the late night show hacks.

LOL the Natalie Portman joke

You make me laugh! Thank You.

Just sitting here laughing hard at how crumpled that paper became

I might have been quarentined for too long but, DAVID SPADE IS A NATIONAL FUCKING TREASURE! 🥴

Epic set tonight. 🤣 Got a well timed “Geh-deuche” and a Carol *fucking* Baskin send off - my night is made.

He said it! He said it! 😃 Lil Joey Dirt grew up into a Tiger King!

I love the milking give some to kitty 😂

God, Spade makes me laugh

FRIENDLY TWERKING .. .haha ... GOLD !

You are one of the greats Spade keep up the great work. I'm a big fan.

HAHAH just the headline made me laugh

Nice. That was the best one in weeks. I will continue to check in case you are actually funny again. The 3 person format has not been netting the requisite laughs lately. If I'm not actively chuckling by minute 4 I'm back on the surfboard. Possibly I'm not the only impatient semi-fan. So (note to editor) you might want to front load a couple laughs.

Omg the cat imitation lol

Shaking hands started when men felt the need to prove that they were not holding a weapon, and had no malicious intent.

@KatieRaeRae

4 жыл бұрын

🌈 the more you know.

@valerieparker2242

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting..

So good to see you

i just spit out my coffee...lotus flowers...hahahahaha

Demolition man handshake is the new 👊

So good! Scalpel ! LOL xo

So good! 😂

David! Time to laugh out loud.

I love the crumpling of the paper

U look like homie from myth busters when u got yo glasses on!! 🤘🏼

Here I go, here I go, what's my weakness? Covid... 🤣

You are the man David

that Natalie Portman is a swipe at Black Swan

That WNBA joke ! 👍🏼😂😂😂 and the “How did I miss ?” At the end ! 😂

David Spade, it's not universal about your hat or other hats. I loved your hat. I think your other hats look great too. I love all your movies. Father of the Year was hilarious! Your monologue kicked ass today. The fighter jet joke was funny as hell. I love your work. Keep making your videos.

With the glasses, that's a pretty good Dana Carvey!!

This is one the funniest videos on KZread!! 😂😂😂

David Spade looks like Dana Carvey with the glasses on!

I love you David youre the best.

Loved the hat!

The lone giggles make it even better. 😂. David- have you seen My Neighbor Billy on KZread & Instagram? You might like - she’s hilarious. She’s A female Joe Dirt & she’s from AZ! 🤣

Love the Ferris Bueler noises

Thanks bro

You are great man

You make me laugh david!!!!

Every morning I wake up and check how bad the Covid is and then I check how awesome the Spade is! And then I consider pants.

Give some to the kitty. Meooow hahaha

Love the song! Soooo cute

I think this quarantine proves (not that it needs to be) that Spade is funny without all the production, audience, even writing (best adlib funny guy ever). The panel interviews are hilarious.

Give some to the kitty 🐱 😂😂😂

Here we “gar”. Hahahahaha

I had a guy over to trim my trees and 4 times we went to shake hands but we stopped ourselves. It was difficult.

When the Carol Effing Buskin show starting David Spade as Tiger King at?

I loved "milkin' it...than squirting the kitty in the face"!!! My grandpa did that! ....plus the end..How did I miss??? I feel your pain

If you're going to (Contain strong language), then throw in some of your Dice bits. They're hilarious.

Thanks David great work. Discuss police academy four more thanks

I feel David's pain every time he crumples his paper.

Brilliant

😂 so funny!!! More jokes please...

Is that Adam Sandler dressed as a Gap Girl in the picture behind you?

Love the Harvard joke

"Give some to the kitty!"

Even the bombs are hits! Heather is the Wilson of Home Improvement , but with a higher fence.

Carol fukin Baskins! 🤣

friendly twerking hahaha! I would never do that.

I liked the hat!

Sub’d and bell’d. I like so far

Bye bye is still relevant today.

@billybob2372

4 жыл бұрын

Buh bye

Shout out to the "You are a huge nerd" snippet