It's every man's worst nightmare to be conscripted and look to his side and see you standing there.

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

people have always been used as cannon fodder. I may be too old, but if not I will just be sent to back office, so I am ok about that. I think it will be sad to be apart from friends.

@sneedfeed3179

3 ай бұрын

@@beaulieuc8910not people, just poor young men

Next Video: How Bernard taught me to treat women.

the nepalese guy is a legendary character at this point

@lyhthegreat

6 ай бұрын

These gurkas are legendary soldiers..

@user-wi6bl4pb3r

4 ай бұрын

I miss the Nepalese guy

People used to make tea in rounds at my office but i just told them I liked to get tea myself to stretch my legs. I didnt care what they thought

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

I think people should get their own tea anyway, bear in mind a lot of poisoners use tea making as a way to kill people for kicks

Next Video: How Phil and Gordon taught me family values.

Tommoro is my first day of work wish me luck

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

good luck

@Sean-ll5cm

6 ай бұрын

did it go well?

@nitrofoxranger

6 ай бұрын

@@Sean-ll5cm good very good better than i deserve

@pokhuthird1194

6 ай бұрын

@@nitrofoxranger haha

@nitrofoxranger

5 ай бұрын

@@jajaja7 haha yeah but im not born with a silver spoon in my mouth like him

I genuinely have the same issue. Im at my second corporate job and after 6 months I lose interest and become lazy. My manager starts hating me. I leave before it gets worse and I get fired. Not sure if it’s a gen z issue or I have a lack of concentration

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

that happens to me sometimes too. I don't have much interest in corporate jobs, they are so dehumanising

@ZaddyZavid

6 ай бұрын

Yr suppose to get fired after 3 quarters in USA so u cna coast on unemployment till yr next gig

@sandeesandee2562

6 ай бұрын

Dan, It would be hilarious if any of these previous employers saw these videos lol

@lyhthegreat

6 ай бұрын

Wait till you work in some blue collar jobs like factories or warehouses, then you'll know what dehumanizing truly means ...

@Anomalyy666

4 ай бұрын

You have aspergers

OMG, bring the anime hairstyle back!

I had a "Gordon" at my job Thankfully they ended up retiring

Dude your old hair was sick! Makes me nostalgic for the scene/emo era

Daniel, the problem is that people try too hard. You get these dimwits, with some crappy minimum wage service sector job, who take it as seriously as if they were working in GCHQ. Banana Pancake you legend 😂

Part of life is learning to take the hits.

@sneedfeed3179

3 ай бұрын

Part of becoming a punching bag you mean?

I absolutely hate workplace bullies. I keep a secret diary monitoring the bully. I also joined a union. I won one of my cases, the bully had to back down and she was admonished. I have been sworn at by female bosses. in Kent. I remember once I was being picked on as they thought I was late for work so I told them that the office clock was wrong and it was... it was funny seeing HR change the clock. I didnt get an apology.. but I am older now and would have said something. I remember my last day I left 2 hours before my presentation. I had a job lined up and I couldn't care less about leaving early and not being there at my presentation which would just be fake anyway! so satisfying, voted with my feet. I was so pleased I had another job. If you are seen as weak ie young, old, female etc, they will pick on you, sociopaths have powertrips. reducing their power is the challenge and exposure they hate that they will be nasty to you if there are no witnesses

We always enjoy Daniel's tales of woe. We also enjoy banana pancakes.

well done for saying No to narcissist Gordon. the boss clearly didn't understand the gordon v office junior power dynamic. the thing is if you leave there is a pattern, bet other office juniors left, a bad place of work has a high turnover the money would be good but your mental heath would be bad

You already have a job, Daniel. You're a full-time KZreadr. Anyone would kill to have your digital nomad lifestyle; you can live and work anywhere in the world, and you have the freedom to do whatever you want. I, OTOH, am chained to an employer and have to come in to work every day.

@lyhthegreat

6 ай бұрын

His employer is his viewers, as long as they stop watching his vid he'd be put out of job .

@user-wi6bl4pb3r

4 ай бұрын

Being a full time KZreadr is quite risky tho. If it weren’t, everyone would quit their 9-5 like Daniel

Banana pancake. I knew these stories but still nice to hear them again.

that man who was abusive to you (and his wife) sounds like a controlling narcissist. My friend works as a kitchen porter in Kent and his boss from Poland keeps shouting abuse at his colleagues, god knows why he is still there. I did post an anonymous sheet to the pub on workplace bullying hoping they would get the hint

I used to work somewhere with the culture that if you went to make yourself a tea or coffee you had to offer it to everyone else. One of the most moronic things in British working culture, luckily I managed to just ignore it and went away but it's stupid because it just dissuades people from making themselves a hot drink.

You know ill bet if he was treated with respect and patience this guy would probably be a solid employee. Its hard to overcome preconceptions when you have that "young" look, people automatically assume youre lazy and its hard not to eventually just prove them right. Throw in a dickhead boss or coworker it makes giving your best impossible

I get what you mean, Daniel. There always has to be one jerk you hate so much. Every job I do that treats you like crap and boss you about all the time.

Bernard was definitely intimidated by you

if you witness domestic abuse just use your phone camera and tell them you already called the cops.

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

yes

@HidingInMyRoom1989

6 ай бұрын

Didn't have smartphones back in 2006 😅

@TB-us7el

6 ай бұрын

it is a pasttime for chav brits, they're more annoyed if you interfere.

I will say one thing about daniel that i think is important. Yes he quits jobs but he also admits that a lot of the fault lies with him being lazy and his own mistakes cause many of the problems. Most people dont even admit when they make mistakes or if theyre lazy. He straight up admits hes not hard working and thats imo a good thing. A lot of jobs require you to do things that have nothing to do with the job. Especially in the uk. They pay you very little for the job you do. They expect too much for too little and dont put in the same amount of effort that they require from you. Some jobs ask you to travel to different places without paying you extra. They may pay for fuel or some part of it but thats not acceptable. They should pay your entire fuel there and back or train tickets, bus tickets plus pay you for the time you commute there and back as well. Time is your most valuable commodity and you cant get it back. Theres always new ways to make money. You cant take it with you when you die. One of the hardest things to admit is that you make mistakes.

@victoryomorodion2786

3 ай бұрын

I agree

There's always gonna be a asshole or 2 in ANY job... 90% of the time. Don't expect everyone to be friendly or kind to you in this world. Don't matter where you work either. The key is to power through it, suck it up and get that money.

@ZaddyZavid

6 ай бұрын

The trick is to get up to enuf time to collect ui and get fired so u can coast till the next terrible gig

@ironyhigh

6 ай бұрын

Except daniel is the asshole..

@vinnycastsbufu

24 күн бұрын

​@@ZaddyZavid not a bad strat but it must be a high paying job since you only get 60 to 70 percent if I remember right

Banana pancake . I always watch all your videos in full even the streams, even if the stream takes me a few days to finish watching.

How big of a pension do you guys think old danny will get?

I don't really see your videos, but this sounds A LOT like what I have had happen to me and they probably didn't say it, but you look incredibly young and older coworkers tend to try to push the younger looking ones around and bully them. It sounds like the restaurant set you up for failure.

"Smth like banana pancake" I also feel tired at times, good channel

I remember the videos made in-store.. gosh I've been following this channel for years

"People keep telling me to do stuff that i think is dumb and then i rebel against it and get in trouble and it causes awkwardness and tension between me and the people i'm working with" I have similar experiences with entry-level jobs, people telling me to do illogical things annoys me and eventually makes me lose motivation and feel like rebelling.

Daniel, in the absence of KZread, what occupation or activity would you pursue? I am merely inquisitive. Banana pancake.

@HidingInMyRoom1989

6 ай бұрын

Probably go to the jobcentre again

@crlpxz

6 ай бұрын

@HidingInMyRoom1989 Apart from that. What occupations have you thought about pursuing?

banana pancake. I actually enjoyed this whole video

@olly078

6 ай бұрын

Same

I love your stories.

That was one really amusing video. More of these please!

You just shooed off that customer with the points card like a boss 😂😂

@rendezyt

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree, why doesn't the customer just say "I have a points card" from the beginning of the transaction instead of expecting the store employee to baby them. But I guess it's just old customs

So you've been left by every woman you've ever been with, been fired from every job you've ever had, and you've become fed up with every country you've ever lived in. But you also know that the problem is you. Have you ever considered that you're constantly flirting with your own disaster and keeping yourself stuck by talking publically about these things rather than shutting up and going to work changing your life? Maybe you should just quit the internet. Not in a huff, and don't post a goodbye video. Just delete your accounts and quietly go about improving yourself. This comes from someone who just re-stumbled upon your channel. I had watched a few of your vids years ago, when I myself was in a bad place. Since then I've gone back to university, completed a degree and work in that field. Life isn't perfect, but it has improved a lot, and often in surprising, subtle ways.

nah i think all your reasons are validd☠💯 if you were slacking off toward the end then fair but i dont see it like that u just have boundaries

@victoryomorodion2786

3 ай бұрын

I agree

So, I am dying to know, is there a tea/coffee culture in others countries, where you have to offer to make tea/coffee for everyone if you make it for yourself? Answer with country below.

@beaulieuc8910

6 ай бұрын

when I was in working in an australian office, we got our own tea, much easier

@ironyhigh

6 ай бұрын

Australia also: kind of yes, for politeness. But it’s fine if you don’t.

@MaleOrderBride

5 ай бұрын

I'm Australian but lots of British people work with us...and they are friggin annoying!! They are addicted to tea and coffee. Daniel is right. It's weird. They always are drinking tea or coffee every hour. Australians are not like this...but the Brits drink so much tea and take so many breaks...they are annoying😂

I almost got fired once for making a joke that the managerrs always makes me get their coffee. They forced me to write a letter of apology.

@MADZOUA

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

See the interview with Morrissey on The One Show. The presenters were shocked when he said he didn't want a job.

Like the lomg form content need more of this

Daniel you should make coffee for your subscribers!!

Banana pancake 🍌 🥞

Great video 😊

If you owned your own small business would you hire a Daniel clone? Would you want to work with a Daniel clone yourself?

@lyhthegreat

6 ай бұрын

He'd probably fight with himself..

@unkopower7899

6 ай бұрын

@@lyhthegreat they'd be too passive to actually confront each other at work. They'd go home and make KZread videos trashing each other, how an co-worker named Dan is "so stupid, annoying, lazy and boring"

@ThePainkiller9995

5 ай бұрын

he sounds incredibly whiny and lazy honestly

Dumped by every woman, sacked from every job

One thing about employment is that the stories about how bad it is is way more entertaining than ever having to do the job, you leave with no more wages but loads of stories!

screw british tea culture

Banana pancake 🥞 I love these stories, these where the videos that really made a reflection towards your viewers as much of us work and hate our bosses.

great video btw

Next vid we need a cooking with Daniel where you make a Banana pancake. I can relate, I must have went through 100 jobs before I found one I actually liked and for the same reason, I don't like people, especially ones telling me what to do. I now work evenings in a factory making boilers and there is only 3 other people on my entire shift and we all work on opposite parts of the factory and we are all equal, no supervisors. Come in, do your job, see your colleagues during the break which mostly everyone watches TV or their phone then go home. It's perfect for folk like us, been doing it 2 years now and my longest job before that was 6 months 😂

Banana pancake?

Toyotomi Hideyoshi became Shogun of Japan. He started as a sandal bearer. When samurai went inside to discuss war and politics they would take their sandals off and Hideyoshi would sort and clean their sandals. Do whatever job is in front of you with passion and you will find success.

Lol you clean your boss house? I'd hire you too.😂

7:34 your communication skills are evidently far better than mine since you have nearly 20000x more subscribers. You can disregard what he said.

Baaaaaahahaha this kid is literally the funniest dude on KZread! I need more!

@michaelhillard6158

Ай бұрын

If you mean that combination of understatement and subtle irony, I agree 😊 It's hilarious and really holds your attention

Haha brilliant, loved watching this video

I know just how you feel. Let them make their own tea! Banana pancake forever!

Thanks for sharing.

Love your clip.

Banana pancake! I like hearing your stories.

how did you pass the interview stages?

@lyhthegreat

6 ай бұрын

His dad got him the job

@papakias3922

6 ай бұрын

​@@lyhthegreatthat was the case only once

banaaana pancake. i feel you daniel, i don't like to work either

In your live streams, it would be great if you review your older videos more. Is funny

Im not lazy i just dont see the point in doing things i dont care about

old hair was much better, now its just basic boomer hair.

lol go around asking people if they want coffee, would've just left right then and there without saying a word

In a Japanese workplace, you can make as many mistakes as you want, just deep bow and say 'sumimasen' every time, and it will be OK 👌

Banana pancake, why do you expect to only live to 65? Also thx for making me want banana pancakes now...

Really made me laugh to hear how frustrated you became about offering others tea. GD! What is it with the British and their tea?? Haha

I had to do tea and coffee multiple time a day for coworkers and clients.

I haven't had any jobs but I would have been fired from them all.

@CC3GROUNDZERO

4 ай бұрын

So how do you support yourself?

@asterickjones

4 ай бұрын

@@CC3GROUNDZERO How do you think? I'm on state benefits.

@CC3GROUNDZERO

4 ай бұрын

@@asterickjones How old are you? I never worked all through my 20s and 30s. In my late 30s I re-enrolled in university, completed a degree and am now working in that field. Adjusting to a professional work environment has been a tremendous challenge since the social self-isolation of the previous two decades had taken its toll and I was probably not a joy to work with in the beginning. But I'm starting to get the hang of it judging by the feedback I'm getting, and it feels great. I couldn't stand still feeling as useless as I did (and was) back then. I mean, how do you even look a woman in they eyes and tell her that you live on aspie bux?

@asterickjones

4 ай бұрын

@@CC3GROUNDZERO All good about your personal development and what you've managed to achieve until you bring in the benefit shaming at the end, what is shameful about being on benefits, it acknowledges that living in a neurotypical dominated world is difficult for those on the autism spectrum and financially compensates at least to a level where it's possible to live. Have you thought about the possibility of meeting a woman also on "aspie bux" herself, I know several on ESA & PIP with social anxiety etc, one KZread channel about autism has revealed that their sole income is that too and she is female. Must admit I met a career minded woman who I had as a girlfriend 10 years ago who liked everything about me (mostly) except my autism bux sadly proving you right about her at least. Do you not also a dream of a future where ones personal status is not based on ones financial status? Have you been a hit with women since your upgrade in status according to neurotypical society that we live in?

@dongdongvu1

4 ай бұрын

@@CC3GROUNDZERO what's aspie bux

"Stupid Gordon"

banana pancake Experienced many times what happened to you in workplaces

banana pancake. Where's the beer, love?

i agree petrol stations are easy target, sounds an awful place to work.

FYI some people otherwise will say 'I'm going to stay here and they have fire me' which very importantly if you get fired you can apply for unemployment insurance and the job that fires you has to pay a percentage, that which there is always a court Judge that works your claim, and if it goes to a court hearing the boss of the job that fired you must go to court or explain himself in phone conference, the ordeal is you can only receive unemployment payouts for so long which is better than nothing, along with must having to get another job otherwise you will have to payback the unemployment payouts, which you could just get another job and work it for awhile and quit. This ish is Banana's 🍌 🍌 🍌

30 minute video...we eating today

@nate9579

6 ай бұрын

Banana pancake

Why didnt you say something when people treated you unfairly? You should stand up for yourself.

@unkopower7899

6 ай бұрын

a boss criticizing an employee for being incompetent and lazy is not "unfair"

Shoulda made that tea lol

@TB-us7el

6 ай бұрын

they probably would never have trained him to be an engineer, just leading him on.

@jstinlee

6 ай бұрын

@@TB-us7el Absolutely, but I don't see how it's any better than suffering by working at a convenience shop or petrol station, having to move away to a place of your own and not being able to create a savings for oneself (ofc this is easy to say in hindsight)

Banana pancake 🎉

Banana pancake, stories about how crap people are in jobs very control freaky and nitpicky are very interesting. I'd say these anecdotes kind of sum up why autistic people also (I have that) wouldn't fit in in most workplaces, unless it's a very intellectual/scientific environment.

relatable

Make me a cuppa, rice boy 🍚🤓

NGL this is all justified having to always make tea and coffee would be annoying

i can imagine gordon from thomas the thank engine PTeaSD daniel

good video. agree with everything same for MANY people

Daniel admitting he’s clickbaiting in the first minute of the video, that’s a new one.

@HidingInMyRoom1989

6 ай бұрын

its called marketing. i learned it in my business course

banana cereal.

banana pancake

Damn right, Dan makes tea for himself! No one else! Banana Pancake!

@HidingInMyRoom1989

6 ай бұрын

i made coffee for chihiro after dinner but thats all

@ZaddyZavid

6 ай бұрын

@HidingInMyRoom1989 wow dan makes drinks for no one thou not a starbucks slave, did she even appreciate that!? Chihiro truly dint deserve you...

@HidingInMyRoom1989

6 ай бұрын

my mum said to Chihiro when we went for christmas: "wow daniel must really love you, hes making you coffee. he never makes me anything" LOL

@ZaddyZavid

6 ай бұрын

@HidingInMyRoom1989 lol 😆 , u killed it this vid btw 10/10 HIMR classic. This 1 might get big, complaining bout workforce and not wana reg job or a job is trending viral on youtube these days cuz it does suck out there...might wanna make more of that genre if this 1 pops.

Oh God, I remember the saga of that horrible Nepalese guy. He used say "OY!" to you. Very low class.

cereal pancake

Empire by Naill Ferguson

Your problem is that you don't really have anything to be responsible for. Not really a problem but let's just say, that's the issue. As for the ass holes, they'll be there 80% of the time and sometimes you get lucky and everyone is cool, which makes coming to work almost a joy at times.

do you think you have a bit of adhd

What about the sandwich company? Lol

You're just like me fr fr If I had no sense of shame >_

banana pancake.