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@DreadEnder

2 ай бұрын

Brilliant as always

@ramsaysnow9196

2 ай бұрын

hahahha i tought u gona debunk someone hahahah !

@raya.p.l5919

2 ай бұрын

J e s u s power. starting . N. U deny u will cry. L O. No reversal after e W. Eclipse. V Hahahahahahahaha. 1

@zergiolopez

2 ай бұрын

Dude, i watched this eating my lunch. Had a blast!! Thank you!

@johnnyblackringo

2 ай бұрын

I'm creating turds whilst watching this video. No shit indeed.

4 gallons just doesn't seem enough for Kent Hovind.

@nathanjasper512

2 ай бұрын

He's 20 lbs of sh#t shuved into a 10lb bag.

@jakkmcknight2933

2 ай бұрын

I had a similar gut reaction. But to push past that, I considered the following: Imagine someone handing you four gallons of crap. Not in a bucket or in milk jugs, but one solid mass. Imagine how you might react for a moment. . . . Is that same reaction not also appropriate for Hovind?

@KianaWolf

2 ай бұрын

The secret of spatial warping will be found by analyzing the intestines of young earth creationists...

@AquaPeet

2 ай бұрын

He regurgitates his crap so he's fuller of it than anyone else. Never corrects himself and still has the exact same talking points as decades ago.

@katinapac-baez5083

2 ай бұрын

I'd like to add SFT and Raw Matt to the list

“Humans are tubes and not enough people think about that.”

@hewasfuzzywuzzy3583

2 ай бұрын

Technically true. Tubes of cells and water.

@IanBourneMusic

2 ай бұрын

Plus we are effectively very advanced segmented worms. Tube of guts? (Check) Segmented body plan? (Check) Sensory equipment and brain at front end? (Check)

@LadyMoonweb

2 ай бұрын

A person riding the subway with a parasitic worm, inside a sleeping bag is a tube within a tube within a tube within a tube within a tube within a tube within a tube.

@Ironoclasty

2 ай бұрын

Of possible interest, not only can human beings be referred to as tubes, they can also be considered giant kazoos. In fact, last year the Mayo Clinic along with the University of Arizona produced bio-engineered tissue folds capable of creating vibrations that could mimic human vocal cord resonance. The results speak for themselves.

@IanBourneMusic

2 ай бұрын

@@Ironoclasty might be interesting to try playing those kazoos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like telling someone they don't have a fart to their name, is a significantly harsher insult, than being full of crap.

@Thezerohgee

2 ай бұрын

“You think you’re the shit, but you ain’t even the fart.” Is always a strong insult in the same vein.

"The human body is, if nothing else, a vacuum for poop." Forrest Valkai, 2024

somehow i have watched a 20 minute philosophical discussion about poop thank you, forrest

@angelamaryquitecontrary4609

2 ай бұрын

I could just look at his hair for twenty minutes, to be honest.

But no one ever asks "how is poop?"

@rhondah1587

2 ай бұрын

You haven't hung around with a lot of old people have you? LOL We old people talk about our bowels as such tends to not work as well as when we were younger.

@ronn0246

2 ай бұрын

crappie

@IAteTheCannoli

2 ай бұрын

However, "Who is poop?" Is often easy to answer

@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith

2 ай бұрын

@@IAteTheCannoli But, WHY is poop?!

@NxDoyle

2 ай бұрын

Except for my uncle, Poop Johnson.

New insult invented ! "You contain 4 gallons of shit."

@onewholovesvenison5335

2 ай бұрын

“You’re four gallons full”

@tracewallace23

2 ай бұрын

🤣 How about "You're four gallons of shit in a two gallon bag" 🤷‍♂️

@kennymartin5976

2 ай бұрын

"You sir, are at full, non-leathal, non-clinically significant fecal capacity!"

@southernsal3113

2 ай бұрын

You can leave out the "4".😊

@pauline_f328

Ай бұрын

"Ah, I see you have reached significant levels of crapacity" (Autocorrect leave me alone. Crapacity is exactly what I meant to write)

I like Christopher Hitchen’s remark on the late Rev. Jerry Falwell "If they gave him an enema, they could have buried him in a matchbox."

@gloriaf6971

2 ай бұрын

That was an excellent observation by Hitchens. Loved it!!

@deboracopeland4795

2 ай бұрын

That’s great. I hadn’t heard that before. ❤😊

@angelamaryquitecontrary4609

2 ай бұрын

I miss Christopher Hitchens, David Bowie, and the UK being part of the EU (European Union) every single day of my effing life.

Poop is imminent.

@kellydalstok8900

2 ай бұрын

Will it hit the fan?

@IncineroarBestPokemon

2 ай бұрын

sounds like a pretty shitty situation

@Dapper_Warlock

2 ай бұрын

Poop is I N E V I T A B L E

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

When I was much younger, some 40 years ago, in a different political system, there was a samizdad paper circulating around, presenting the theory of the world scientific fecalism. The main tenet was that "nothing ain't worth shit".

There is no one else on this planet who could have kept me engaged on this topic for this length of time.

Not enough people truly think about the passage of chyme. Thank you, Forrest.

@freddyvejen743

2 ай бұрын

This too shall pass 😄

@jjphank

2 ай бұрын

Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed, therefore no matter nor energy would’ve existed to do the causing. Consequently, whatever did cause the universe to exist, would need to be immaterial and exist beyond time and space! Genesis 1: 1 God creates time space and matter! The KILLER is, Entropy! Entropy is somewhat opposite of evolution and why did this come into the universe if everything’s getting better? Genesis 2:17 says death came into the universe through the first sin! First two chapters of the Bible not the 500th chapter or the thousandth chapter; explain what evolutionists have not explained; and no other worldview EXPLAINS ENTROPY -The 2nd LAW AT ALL, let alone the first law of thermodynamics! So the Bible explains how matter, space, time, entropy, and energy get here; Right out the gate! DNA does not auto encrypt, it did not write itself the code writer is outside of the code. 3300 billion lines of computer code in 1 humans DNA genome, would fill the Grand Canyon 50 times of Books, let alone plant and animal DNA and it did not write itself! One person‘s DNA could stretch to the sun and back 61 times! Psalm 139:16 “in my members you have written many books“. John 21:25 “I suppose everything Jesus did the world will not have enough room for the Books, telling of it“! God made matter and energy, a.k.a., the first law of thermodynamics and DNA, pointing to himself; pointing to an outside source beyond the realm of the universe; that these things were made there! Job 38:35 “were you there when I created the lightnings and they say ‘here we are!”’ This is God talking to Job! 3300 years later, James Maxwell discovers that light rays and electricity are two forms of the same thing! The Bible Predicted telecommunications

@johnv3733

2 ай бұрын

If we reversed Kent Hovind’s entropy a la _Tenet,_ would we get his crap both coming and going? Could we call that a duodenal pincer movement?

@jjphank

2 ай бұрын

@@johnv3733 For reals;; Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed, therefore no matter nor energy would’ve existed to do the causing. Consequently, whatever did cause the universe to exist, would need to be immaterial and exist beyond time and space! Genesis 1: 1 God creates time space and matter! The KILLER is, Entropy! Entropy is somewhat opposite of evolution and why did this come into the universe if everything’s getting better? Genesis 2:17 says death came into the universe through the first sin! First two chapters of the Bible not the 500th chapter or the thousandth chapter; explain what evolutionists have not explained; and no other worldview EXPLAINS ENTROPY -The 2nd LAW AT ALL, let alone the first law of thermodynamics! So the Bible explains how matter, space, time, entropy, and energy get here; Right out the gate! DNA does not auto encrypt, it did not write itself the code writer is outside of the code. 3300 billion lines of computer code in 1 humans DNA genome, would fill the Grand Canyon 50 times of Books, let alone plant and animal DNA and it did not write itself! One person‘s DNA could stretch to the sun and back 61 times! Psalm 139:16 “in my members you have written many books“. John 21:25 “I suppose everything Jesus did the world will not have enough room for the Books, telling of it“! God made matter and energy, a.k.a., the first law of thermodynamics and DNA, pointing to himself; pointing to an outside source beyond the realm of the universe; that these things were made there! Job 38:35 “were you there when I created the lightnings and they say ‘here we are!”’ This is God talking to Job! 3300 years later, James Maxwell discovers that light rays and electricity are two forms of the same thing! The Bible Predicted telecommunications

@cobrasys

2 ай бұрын

Chyme catches up to all of us.

The human body is ludicrously rich in sphincters.

@NUNYABIDDY1

2 ай бұрын

It's sphincters all the way down.

@karlharvymarx2650

2 ай бұрын

That prompted an unsettling thought. What if aliens arrived and we found out they didn't come to catalog life here or to talk to us. No, they are from an immensely popular intergalactic specialty store that sells sphincters as good luck charms.

@Snuggles_the_Unholy

2 ай бұрын

​@@karlharvymarx2650 Dreamcatcher Sphinctures. Now available in the gift shop.

@geraintwd

2 ай бұрын

Better still, as (I think, it was a while ago) Aron Ra pointed out in one of his videos, since the anus is the first part of an embryo that forms during gestation, at that point in everyone's life, they were literally just an arsehole.

So poop is a spectrum. Got it.

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

A spectrum bounded by sphincters.

I have petitioned my friend group to officially recognize the results of this video and use "crapfull" as our new unit of measurement for volume. ie when buying a gallon of milk, we're buying a quarter crapfull. Makes as much sense as "gallon." Anyway, I hope this takes off.

@RenegadeScienceTeacher

2 ай бұрын

This is the way.

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

A GALLON of milk??? Who buys that much milk in one go? 😮

@thexgood8000

2 ай бұрын

​@@olmostgudinaf8100I usually buy at least 2 gallons, lest I run out quickly

@FakingANerve

2 ай бұрын

​@@olmostgudinaf8100 *quarter shitload.

@OriginalContent89

2 ай бұрын

​@@olmostgudinaf8100That's common. What country are you from?

It's fitting I got this recommended whilst on the toilet lmao

@higurashikai09

2 ай бұрын

Lol same. Getting rid of that post Easter dinner load

@OriginalContent89

2 ай бұрын

Confirmed: OP is in fact NOT full of it 🤣

@THEMANWITHTHEYELLOWHAT.

2 ай бұрын

​@@higurashikai09 to many chocolate eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vincentbarnett4222

Ай бұрын

I opine that it is not fitting (in more ways than one 😂), it is shitting. 😊

@vulcanfeline

24 күн бұрын

makes you wonder if "they" are watching you poop

As someone with colon cancer, and have had an ileostomy, I'm fascinated by all things digestive system related. Thanks Forrest.

@ChristopherSadlowski

2 ай бұрын

Man, that sucks. How are you? Are you okay...ish? I have chronic blood cancer that requires lifetime chemo and hoo boy does that shit mess up my...shit. Cancer is stupid and it gets all up in your business. Just know a stranger on the Internet who is a comrade in arms is thinking of you!

@someoneawesome8717

2 ай бұрын

Hope you pull through!

@rebeccasford

2 ай бұрын

@@ChristopherSadlowski Cheers mate. I'm doing pretty well now, I've been stable for 6 years. Hope you're doing well too :)

@tinhoyhu

2 ай бұрын

So does it go jejunum => cecum now?

@blakkmajyk4930

2 ай бұрын

​@tinhoyhu they would still have their ileum, it's the colon that's been removed. An ileostomy means a stoma was made from the ileum. The suffix for removing an organ/part of an organ from the body is -ectomy, not -ostomy.

Also your iris muscle is technically a sphincter

@youssef2366

2 ай бұрын

No fucking way 😨

@kennethmitchell1960

2 ай бұрын

Double barrel eye holes

@Annie_Annie__

2 ай бұрын

So people with brown eyes have at minimum 3 brown eyes?

@horrovac

2 ай бұрын

It is not "technically" a sphincter, it is ACTUALLY a sphincter. Sphincter is any circular muscle contracting an orifice.

@blakkmajyk4930

2 ай бұрын

Technically there are two iris muscles. The pupillary sphincter runs in a circle along the central portion of the iris (around the pupil) and shrinks the pupil when it contracts. There's also the iris dilator muscle, which runs radially from the pupil to the outer rim of the iris like spokes on a wheel and opens the pupil when it contracts.

Haven’t actually watched the video but I’ve actually been full of crap. Got an X-ray and it showed that my entire gi track was coated in this stool. I love that I can stay that I was literally full of shit

@dalailarose1596

2 ай бұрын

I hope you got better. That sounds uncomfy.

@EYESTRA1N

2 ай бұрын

@@dalailarose1596 it was, I didn’t have a solid shit in months lmao. I have kidney issues caused by other chronic illnesses so I’m on magnesium indefinitely. Me and the gastroenterologist were both floored that I was able to get that backed up that much being on 6 magnesium capsules(900 mg) a day. It cleared up after months of eating restorelax gummies thankfully. Those gummies were a godsend

@HetaliaGirl1

2 ай бұрын

I have lived with gut issues since I was a child, and I once experienced a similar thing. Not comfortable at all. I married a GI dic, so things are much better, crap-wise.😂

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

​@@HetaliaGirl1Did you miss a letter in "GI dic" or just mistype it? 🤭

@sleepy_sl0th209

2 ай бұрын

Same thing happened to me! Doctor gave me a note so I could stay home, and I learned how clear magnesium citrate could get you 😂

I have to show this to my husband. He keeps telling me no one questions how full "full of crap" is

15 LITERS?! Holy shit!

@erinhaury5773

2 ай бұрын

I think you mean 'wholly' shit. 😂

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

I found that astounding. Assuming poop is the same density as the rest of my body, that makes me 20% poop.

If humans are tubes, then the internet TRULY is just a series of tubes

@Caffin8tor

2 ай бұрын

And boobs... BOTH types!

@BuddyBouncer

2 ай бұрын

The real tube is the friends we make along the way

@Reashu

2 ай бұрын

He wasn't really wrong, he just overestimated the average capacity for understanding metaphor

@wilhelmschmidt7240

2 ай бұрын

Just watching some tubes talk about tubes on the tube.

My favorite part was the color shift of the background as their volumes were recited and displayed on screen. Excellent visual joke. Chef's kiss.

Forrest: "If I have 12 of something I have a dozen. Not 11, not 13" Baker's dozen: "Am I joke to you?"

This is the best kind of shitpost. Edit: my god, you've also actually created a unit conversion for a shitload. I vote we round the metric shitload down to 15L, the same way the metric ton is rounded down to 1000Kg from the imperial ton.

@tiltingwindmill

2 ай бұрын

Shouldn't that then maybe be a tonne? Just spitballin.

@mikebeagley

2 ай бұрын

Metric tonnes are not rounded from imperial sizes, so your ‘same way’ sentence does not make sense.

@bow-tiedengineer4453

2 ай бұрын

well, as the imperial ton predates the metric ton, and is only a couple of kilos more than a metric ton, presumably we got to the idea of a "metric ton" by rounding the from the imperial ton's 1016Kg to 1000Kg, to make it easier to use with the metric system. If we didn't round the ton, we wouldn't have three different "ton"s, we'd just have tons and megagrams, which would be different units of measurements, instead of megagrams and metric tons being equivalent units.@@mikebeagley

@bow-tiedengineer4453

2 ай бұрын

at least according to google's unit conversion tool, "ton" is a correct spelling for all three different tons, imperial, metric, and US. Though, I think "tonne" is also a correct spelling, it's probably one of those American English versus British English things.@@tiltingwindmill

@tiltingwindmill

2 ай бұрын

@@bow-tiedengineer4453 Yeah, I looked up the 'tonne' thing before my post just to check, and didn't find a reason for when to use this spelling over that spelling, and was hoping that there would be a reply that would confirm it one way or the other. Suffice to say, I saw both spellings were acceptable - although my memory was such that the tonne spelling is basically an implied 'metric' - writing tonne means you should read it as 'metric ton'. I guess I'm still ultimately in doubt of one or the other, though leaning toward your explanation.

"The human body is, if nothing else, a vacuum for poop" - Forrest Valkai

I wish I had a teacher like him when I was in school. I've learned and retained more about biology from these last few minutes than I did in the four years of high school.

Everybody always asks "what is poop?", "where is poop?", or "why is poop?", but never "how is poop?" 😔

🎶Parsley, sage, rosemary, become chyme🎶

@MarkLewis...

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 🎶Parsley Sage, Rosemary, enzymes🎶

@scorp10fl53

2 ай бұрын

@@MarkLewis... I think either is a perfect bastardization of Simon and Garfunkel's classic. Lol

@MarkLewis...

2 ай бұрын

@@scorp10fl53 Bastardization? Improvement! Lol.

@angelamaryquitecontrary4609

2 ай бұрын

​@@scorp10fl53It's an old English folk song, actually!

I’m extremely annoyed by ads that try to convince me that I’m full of poop that’s not being properly expelled from my GI and I need their magic something to save myself.

@ericakusske3321

2 ай бұрын

As someone who has chronic gastroparisis (my guts decide to strike and won't move) and had to do LOTS of research through pubmed, I can promise you that you will know if you do. Bur for real, that stuff doesn't do anything, and if you're really that concerned with poop getting stuff in your intestines, drink lots of water and eat foods high in fiber. That's lubrication and wall scrubbers. So if you have colon polyps, you'll want to avoid nonsoluble fiber and stick with things that have soluble fiber since that can dissolve, but it makes kind of a gel. That adds some mass, but also lubrication.

@geraintwd

2 ай бұрын

Prune juice. That's all you need to shift it.

@vulcanfeline

24 күн бұрын

@@ericakusske3321 absolutely this. and not coffee, soda, or fruit juice... water. drink plain ordinary water

I completely lost it when you were at the part about farts. You got me there. The absolute cut and dry deliverance about you taking farts out of the equation just made me laugh so much, I had to stop the video.

8:48 "The poopberg, if you will." I most certainly will not.

Twenty minutes of pure education in a fun way... We went from entrance to exit... MAN what a gem, Forrest!!!

I love how Forrest is in touch with his inner 14 year old boy sense of humour - makes him so relatable. 😂

10/10 best video yt ever recommended while I'm on the toilet

Forest is the smartest friend I've never had. He makes science fun.

I looked after an elderly lady who hadn’t pooped in nearly two weeks. I discovered it the first time I cared for her. The resident gave her a manual evacuation and she died during it. Very sad.

@timothywilliams8530

2 ай бұрын

@@O.Reaganoyeah I’ve heard of patients coding after an enema, no idea why though. Literally no one enjoys a disimpaction , not the patient, doc, or scribe.

@rhondah1587

2 ай бұрын

My late mother was hospitalized with a bowel impaction. She had been complaining of severe back pain and insisted it was her back that was the problem. It wasn't her back. They gave her at least two enemas as well as laxatives. The doctor still had to reach into her colon and extract a huge lump of the stuff. She had vomited some of it too after the enemas. She didn't die from any of that but died later from not taking her heart medication, falling and breaking her hip at 90 yrs old and not fit to undergo surgery to repair it. As soon as she was put into hospice, she died. She was a stubborn woman and refused to listen to anything or anybody who tried to care for her.

@Ventuswill

2 ай бұрын

When I developed total colonic inertia, I went 21 days (Dec 1 2007-Dec 21 2007) without pooping. I finally got enough vacation time to stay home long enough to use a laxative, I felt very similar to what I felt like after giving birth. I lost almost 15 pounds over the week it took to empty out, but it wasn't all poop, my body was pretty swollen by that point and my bracelets fit looser as I emptied out. It took more than a dozen gastroenterontologists almost 15 years to diagnose me and a couple of years ago they finally evicted my colon and gave me an ileostomy. Unfortunately, the damage from being underweight from not being able to move food through my gi tract took it's toll on my body and it could have been prevented if a single GI had listened when I told them my colon wasn't functioning properly. It is kind of funny how this video popped up on the day I change out my ilesostomy pouch. Also (I keep editing as the video progresses), what comes out of my small intestine definitely smells and looks like poop.

@BabsJohnson111

2 ай бұрын

i am an eldercare nurse, this is like a daily professional issue for me I have seen things you people wouldn't believe

@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398

2 ай бұрын

@@Ventuswill i am so sorry to hear that. Constipation and gut issues is really becoming so common in developed nations. In the developing world where they tend to eat more plants and less processed foods, the bowel motions are larger and more frequent. The taboo about talking about POO is to our detriment. I have students who are shocked to learn that a healthy bowel movement ought to happen twice a day and that for some people who eat a diet rich in plants, 3 times a day is not uncommon. These are decent sized poos too, not pebbles!

Incredible, this is the kind of science content that I subscribed for.

Smack dab at 4 gallons - - how beautiful. No longer can one deny the superiority of the Imperial System and an Intelligent Designer. 'Murica!

Considering the implication of the statement, I think it's worth considering the entire GI tract to be in play. If you take it literally instead of figuratively that poop is being ejected from one's mouth, it follows that everything below is full.

Forrest takes the long way to explain pedantry. I love it

This is the type of intersection of science and philosophy I live for.

Since the ileostomy, I carry mine in a bag stuck to my belly. It's fine as long as the glue holds.

@vincentbarnett4222

Ай бұрын

It is instantly apparent when that seal cracks. The all pervading olfactory invasion is unmistakable, inevitable and travels at a remarkable velocity in every direction. I did in home care for post-ostemy patients. A few drops of essential oils in a new bag can go a long way toward mitigating that. 😊

@donaldnumbskull9745

Ай бұрын

@@vincentbarnett4222 Thanks for the tip.

Forrest’s curiosity is simply wonderful. Nothing is too trivial.

As someone who has IBS and spent all night and most of this morning testing this theory I can confirm these numbers are seem accurate.

He was so excited to make this video 😭 very educational though!!

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high!" Gny. Sgt. Hartman

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233

2 ай бұрын

"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle" - G.I. Joe.

This made my day... no my week... no my month... honestly this is the best thing I've seen this year! I'm in tears, I'm not sure if I should be crying laughing or taking notes. Also a little scared because 6-8 hours is crazy to me! I eat anything and I'm ready to poop within 30mins. I love this though, thank you for everything you do forrest!

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

You are ready to poop something you ate 6-8 hours ago. Eating something new stimulates the GI to move stuff along.

Yes, but how does any of this convert to "Metric Butt Loads"?

@gdp3rd

2 ай бұрын

Forrest gave us the numbers; if we assume a butt load encompasses the contents of the rectum, including the anal canal, it is 1.09 liters, or about 4.6 cups.

@WhispersDaes

2 ай бұрын

491 Liters. That's 384 gallons in freedom units.

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

​@@WhispersDaes130 gallons, surely.

@WhispersDaes

2 ай бұрын

@@olmostgudinaf8100 right, my bad.

@Zeon01

2 ай бұрын

One Buttload is 126 Gallons therefore one buttload is 25.2 crapfulls.

And that, folks, was science! How on Earth did school manage to make it so dull?

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

I never found science dull. History, literature, civics, definitely. But never science.

@OriginalContent89

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! I didn't realize that I do in fact love to learn until after I graduated

Forrest pulled a VSauce on us.

Forrest, you amaze me! You've opened a whole new line of insult possibilities. 👍💙💙💙🥰✌

Only answering the most important scientific questions as always!

Forest's background is so perfect and pristine and hes so engaging and entertaining this looks like it should be a Crash Course video!

yay! he mentioned the haustra!

I've been making fun of a podcaster for talking about "clenching every sphincter in your body". I'm devastated to hear that phrase actually makes some sense

"If you can poop, you've got everything. " Gastroenterologist, my first year as a nurse.

Another age-old question answered for the annals.

@danielkirienko1701

2 ай бұрын

The anals?

I propose that poop can be defined akin to magma and lava. Poop is that which has been pooped. Ergo you cannot be full of poop, unless of course you actually eat poop.

My wife made the mistake of explaining heartburn in a work meeting and used the word sphincter. Oh my gosh, they virtually ate her alive...literally, it was through zoom. In a room full of 13 adults, no one knew we had more than one sphincter...sheesh!

If someone is sick (like I was about a month ago) I don't think where it is in the digestion system necessarily determines whether it's poop or not, because by the end my digestive system was practically empty and what came out of both ends looked and smelled practically identical Though the clarification that the person must be healthy definitely does fix that issue

When i read the title i thought this was gonnas be about kent hovind

so about how full of crap people can be? How appropriate for Easter

I used to refer to my dog as a poop factory until I realized that I too am a poop factory.

1:40 Everyone asks what is poop? Where is poop? And why is poop? But nobody asks How is poop?

And I thought it is a Video about Matt Walsh

@nathanjohnson9715

2 ай бұрын

HA! I guessed Kent Hovind

When I was in college some 35 years ago, everyone in one of my classes got into a discussion about the quantity referenced in one of the popular measurements of the day, a "buttload." Someone mentioned that there was a "buttload" of something, and someone else asked, "How much is in a buttload, exactly?" We spent the better part of an hour discussing this. Sadly, I do not remember the answer at which we arrived. I remember there was some talk of the total capacity of a toilet bowl, but we determined that a toilet bowl is, by design, larger than a "buttload." That’s all my brain seems to have retained of the discussion. Note that this wasn’t a biology class. Nor was it a math class or a philosophy class. It was a TV production class. We were working on the three-camera sitcom-style production portion of the semester and we were painting flats that we’d be using for someone’s sitcom project. Autistic brain holds onto weirdly specific details…

When I was little a friend told me that his aunt had a condition where literal poop would come out of her mouth. I always thought he was lying. TIL that maybe he wasn't.

This showed up in my notifications right as I needed to go to the toilet.

Keep up the good work !

It's official. 2024 Forrest is 2014 Hank Green. Obsessed by silly questions, forever recognizing the nuance that nature demands.

The Green-Brown transition while calculating Crapacity was a stroke of genius. Well played, sir.

Forrest is smart AND funny. Thank you for his illuminating journey through our GI system.

Never stop learning! Ever... Or the dark ones will take over... 0_o

I love this kind of videos, first bread now poop I don't even know what the next is gonna be but I can't wait to see

Thank you . I didn't realize I needed this , but I did !

I love everything about this video! 😅 Forrest asking and answering the real important questions.

I'm proud of you for not making a single political joke. That must've been tempting. :)

@RenegadeScienceTeacher

2 ай бұрын

You have no idea.

00:41 here is a funny question, how many moles does the avarege mole have

@olmostgudinaf8100

2 ай бұрын

I don't know, but XKCD once answered what would happen if you put together a mole of moles.

As someone who spent 2 years with an ileostomy bag, I can confirm what Forrest said about the stuff coming out of your small intestine looking like poop but liquid is correct. Hence the pouch for drainage.

I am no longer able to say " I don't know sh*t"

Did you just define a crap load? I think you just defined a crap load.

I just love your enthusiasm! Organic life forms are indeed fascinating..

Another Excellent Video, tyvm!

OMG Forrest, I am destined to never forget this video. Thx a lot. 😛

I’ve been eagerly awaiting another scientific video, wonderfully made!!

Had an A&P test about the digestive system a week and a half ago. This woulda been nice then

This was very insightful. I especially appreciated the philosophical musings on the true nature of crap. I now find myself left with a single question: just how full of hot air can a person be? 🤔

This was a fascinating video to watch on the toilet.

I love the Forrest system: random thought->defining the question->science deep dive->completely logical and irrelevant answer. 😊

That was truly fascinating. I thoroughly enjoyed it and learned much I didn't know. Thank you for sharing your knowledge with us.

Best lunch entertainment I've had in a while, thank you!

Diarrhea isn't poop, it's hell and it's boiling in me.

We absolutely need more videos like this.

Thanks, Forrest, for answering this age-old question, & showing your work! ✌🏼

thank you so much for being an absolute scientific gem.

I forgot how much I really like your videos. I’m happy I rediscovered this channel

Leave it to Forrest to take an everyday phrase and break it down scientifically. Well done 😆

OMG!!! This might be my all-time favorite, KZread video. And that might be true if this video were just the introduction. Absolutely brilliant and hysterical!!! Kudos!

Have just had a very stressful day… and this video has brightened it so much! 😂 informative and entertaining!