wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft? speedrunners: *observe*

@aquaneutral

3 жыл бұрын

*dream enters the chat*

@user-ld6is4ni3d

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@abdhd6066

3 жыл бұрын

@@aquaneutral how do you know

@spikydogofficial8089

3 жыл бұрын

@@abdhd6066 /whooooooooooosh

@The_Chip_Ecliptic

3 жыл бұрын

@@spikydogofficial8089 big boi whoosh

Nobody: People with keep inventory on when they want to get home

@mineceeplp9182

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes..

@ghanig9948

3 жыл бұрын

I can explain I suck

@cardboard.

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghanig9948 true true

@dat1pengu1n

3 жыл бұрын

i put keep inventory on because i play terraria ._.

@thelegendarypoglin

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death" Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"

@RGC_animation

2 жыл бұрын

Seems accessible to me.

@sonic_exe4633

2 жыл бұрын

ez

@aishahthecat6732

2 жыл бұрын

Accessible indeed

@pewuss567

2 жыл бұрын

Wifies*

@nataneryyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

an axe with fire aspect, so accessible

The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health

@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks that makes sense :)

"this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense

@dogf421

3 жыл бұрын

dying instantly is extremely fun

@alexklimek179

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡

@Jay-bw9qt

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexklimek179 what?

@kathrynmiller6357

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local

@alpha00z26

3 жыл бұрын

what about bedrock wither

People: "a baby zombie killed him" *The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"

@playitonipad6168

3 жыл бұрын

The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.

@mariuszeqq6306

3 жыл бұрын

The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job

@CeriseAurium

3 жыл бұрын

Luna

@nooblador4806

3 жыл бұрын

the spider was my fortnite teamate

@andreacorrea5921

3 жыл бұрын

@@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills? NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!

The spider that actually killed philza “I just want my credit”

@Rizzed00

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message

@DinoRunner

2 жыл бұрын

true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit

@thehorizon8986

2 жыл бұрын

@@DinoRunner both do

@Glosm

2 жыл бұрын

@@DinoRunner what about the creeper

"Crystals cant even kill with armor." It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor

@Living_Murphys_Law

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.

@alisalamun9750

Жыл бұрын

jep

@pilotbug6100

Жыл бұрын

2b2t veterans are triggered by that

@godudespeed9680

Жыл бұрын

I was triggered sooo hard with that you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension bro did you even try that

@AramauMeows

Жыл бұрын

It only instakills if you jump

18:48 “No one really cares,” 2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?

@Wifies

3 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@magnusmights2265

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes you are

@abdhd6066

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏

@abdhd6066

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol

@santiagoorgeira9142

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video

Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.

@crazyrabbit5722

3 жыл бұрын

what do you mean

@JAY-vw8xt

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.

@crazyrabbit5722

3 жыл бұрын

@@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls

18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.

@josiegonzalez9565

2 жыл бұрын

aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL

@RGC_animation

2 жыл бұрын

It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]

@ilyaszaim6494

2 жыл бұрын

What if you just wanna take a nap?

@AllTerrainTurkey9974

2 жыл бұрын

it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors

@nathakornyuenyong7454

2 жыл бұрын

Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design

to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done

"until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie" *"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*

@quinnipi2400

3 жыл бұрын

“Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider” *baby zombie tho* BUT PHIL?!!!!!

@daforked7906

3 жыл бұрын

Spider: Our kill

@LethalNxmba

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wuw

@Ehatntmtntahe

3 жыл бұрын

The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.

@demonindenim

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by

“It’s instant” My lag in multiplayer: observe

@uphymix5094

3 жыл бұрын

@c6amp Me

@jaimehuerta7869

3 жыл бұрын

@c6amp 200? observe my severe 972 ping B)

@emilymills2727

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you I lag really badly(I can barely move) when I am in singleplayer

@katava521

3 жыл бұрын

Observe my normal *10 FPS.*

@bhaswatidey7351

3 жыл бұрын

@@katava521 I have 3 fps normally

End crystals:exist Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

@adanfuntime

2 жыл бұрын

wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on

@SumWeirdo

2 жыл бұрын

@@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack

@adanfuntime

2 жыл бұрын

@@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid

@stupidmonkey1015

2 жыл бұрын

@@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.

@adanfuntime

2 жыл бұрын

@@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor

Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft The video: almost 20 minutes long

@laugherdose655

2 жыл бұрын

yea lol

Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music

@keironwaite

3 жыл бұрын

:o

@keironwaite

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also his voice kinda tho

@keironwaite

3 жыл бұрын

The way he talks

@personnamedwd7735

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@shamil6687

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, the way he talks and introduces new ways to die...

I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background

@ARCHIVED9610

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS

@andro.txt0

3 жыл бұрын

@@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there

@-GU1-

3 жыл бұрын

Or is it

@notLL5

3 жыл бұрын

@Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos

@Mandy-wg4hs

3 жыл бұрын

I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago

8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme

@1000-THR

2 жыл бұрын

HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH

2:15 *cactus jumpscare*

Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading

@GMFan

3 жыл бұрын

That’s bedrock version

@sodiboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game

@randomminephoneplayer841

3 жыл бұрын

Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.

@randomminephoneplayer841

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.

@GMFan

3 жыл бұрын

The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories

The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving

@sonofniptwitgaming6641

3 жыл бұрын

In easy mode

@RJ-zl9vj

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonofniptwitgaming6641 you cant starve in easy mode

@sonofniptwitgaming6641

3 жыл бұрын

@@RJ-zl9vj Thats the joke - it takes infinite time

@juanpablohernandezgomez1274

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonofniptwitgaming6641 r/wooosh

@sonofniptwitgaming6641

3 жыл бұрын

@@juanpablohernandezgomez1274 :)

"i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy" scar: AM I A JOKE?

@jonmartel1005

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

18:01 "they explode when you try to sleep with them"

Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason

@Mousethebidoof

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TanguyBlanchard

3 жыл бұрын

@Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused 🐵🐵

@TanguyBlanchard

3 жыл бұрын

@Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage

@jmzlolo

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying

@FizyWater

3 жыл бұрын

Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things 🤕

_"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_ - Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies

@Rashaexe

3 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Hess LMAO

@redhandedninjastar

3 жыл бұрын

69 LIKES

@Rashaexe

3 жыл бұрын

​@@redhandedninjastar LMAOOOO

@Davis...

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@Rashaexe

3 жыл бұрын

@DarkMatter 662 YES

"*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*" Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.

Water bucket: *exists* Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that

@bruvibe

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster

wifies: entity cram minecarts me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.

@williamlux

3 жыл бұрын

Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)

@GrookeyYT

3 жыл бұрын

True

@rysea9855

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk

"drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft" powder snow: Am I a joke to you?

@mospusthespider1246

3 жыл бұрын

Hunger:

@alt5205

3 жыл бұрын

@@mospusthespider1246 hunger doesn't kill you though

@Apokalexys

3 жыл бұрын

@@alt5205 in hard mode it does

@alt5205

3 жыл бұрын

@@Apokalexys oh ok

@ameripinothepurplelink1888

3 жыл бұрын

*the snowier snow can kill*

People: When Will you use algebra? Me: 11:00

@craftypattystudio

3 жыл бұрын

Also me: *ad*

some things that bother me: - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video) - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too. - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid. - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance) - didn't even mention commands

@godudespeed9680

Жыл бұрын

very true

@kylarjenista5049

10 ай бұрын

mods don't count.

"hey watch this" **clicks on bed and dies instantly**

@imgianplayz972

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pandalla114

3 жыл бұрын

Are u in the nether ?

@imgianplayz972

3 жыл бұрын

@@pandalla114 and the end

@FRSTStorm

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

Wifies: Uses VSuace music Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*

@oceanqueen666

3 жыл бұрын

ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"* and not stay alive

@cabrinius

3 жыл бұрын

Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks

@SamSam-im1hi

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

@hayden7520

3 жыл бұрын

Unacceptable

@padmanabanraghavendran3570

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavindao6754 it depends on context Both are correct Dont sound so smartass

0:27 ya, that was emotional🥲

Nice, this video made me switch to harming 2 arrows and fully decked out crossbow rockets because they're objectively better

@floppa26

2 жыл бұрын

Harming arrows 2 can't kill undead mobs

Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?" Me now: MINECRAFT

@key.rn718

3 жыл бұрын

@Snow Globe Algebra still sucks tho

@enzoongweekiat1711

3 жыл бұрын

69th like yay

@fancybrehd7120

3 жыл бұрын

Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it

@key.rn718

3 жыл бұрын

@@fancybrehd7120 I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again

@bingbong6176

3 жыл бұрын

im staying in school because technoblade said so

"End crystals can't even kill with armour on." And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.

@enbnuuy

3 жыл бұрын

No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty

@spacegators1775

3 жыл бұрын

Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers

@rendomstranger8698

3 жыл бұрын

@@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.

@franjo5174

3 жыл бұрын

@@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think

@rainbowspork

3 жыл бұрын

crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.

Your videos are simply fun to listen to:)

8:46 well that's a lot of damage! For a moment he became phill swift.

"Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*(" Wifies I'll be your friend!

@Wifies

3 жыл бұрын

@aquaneutral

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wifies uwu

@grant1753

3 жыл бұрын

Then we could play among us

@wooper8218

3 жыл бұрын

could i be your friend, i also am lonely

@epsilon1563

3 жыл бұрын

Ok white carrot

"I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

3 жыл бұрын

they're onto us

@Sunny_chips

3 жыл бұрын

The Facebook wanted to give him some friends

@awild4ND1

2 жыл бұрын

Facebook: *my time has come*

@someweirdasshol3135

2 жыл бұрын

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Bruh nice name lol.

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

2 жыл бұрын

@@someweirdasshol3135 planning to change it to 2147483647 years ago

Good video, but your experimental methods could use some work. Natural regeneration should've been turned off, for example. Also, the iron golem can one-shot you on hard mode (albeit without armor), its damage is just random actually. Though, if you count the time it takes to aggro the golem it's not too too fast

thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{

I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds

@internethuman9627

3 жыл бұрын

thats definitely the dumbest death out there.

@Azmie11

3 жыл бұрын

seed?

@joeloliver2279

3 жыл бұрын

@@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted

@aegis3505

3 жыл бұрын

rip

@literallybread6583

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeloliver2279 this cannot happen. there is code specifically preventing this

"End crystals can't even kill with armor on" *End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*

@Hi-qs7cw

3 жыл бұрын

Dream stans

@blancogohan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hi-qs7cw what

@kong3681

3 жыл бұрын

2b2t 101

@InCompet4nt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hi-qs7cw this has nothing to do with dream

@PandaFan2443

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hi-qs7cw 2b2t: Am I a joke to you?

looking back, philza 's reaction to losing years of progress was straight up chill

Wifies: Beds kill instantly End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*

what is the fastest way to die in minecraft? 2b2t players: END CRYSTAL

@Ghostx777x

3 жыл бұрын

lmao just tell someone to pban you

@Devowerer

3 жыл бұрын

On the oldest anarchy server in minecraft,

@wallywallendo

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s 32ks

@JustMe-mp2qv

3 жыл бұрын

/kill: watches in fast kill

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

32k beat it

It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill Because cheating is totally not bad

@Wifies

3 жыл бұрын

totally

@epsilon1563

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah totally

@RituSingh-cf4so

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah totally

@Aryan-ck9lv

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah totally

@rinatix

3 жыл бұрын

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally

Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.

Wifies: talks about the fastest ways to die. Me just watching pvp in the background:

8:52 "that's alot of damage"

@alt5205

3 жыл бұрын

Noo you can't just tap the time link over and over. Haha time link go brrrrrrr

@JebblesGD

3 жыл бұрын

PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE

@user-mi2pg9pl5z

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

@user-dh8oi2mk4f

3 жыл бұрын

How about a little more?

@SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f 18:06

"I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse

@realbignoob1886

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Random1785YT

3 жыл бұрын

wait wifies what happened to speedish

@wifiespetlobster3896

3 жыл бұрын

Wifies, I'll be your friend

@codecode7655

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how someone feels when wifies hearts them and then unhearts them

@realbignoob1886

3 жыл бұрын

@@codecode7655 oof

Yeah, the both bed and respawn anchor explosion are so powerful

Splash potions of harming 2 will take a slower amount of time when you throw it up then it will take longer but more damage idk im too lazy to expain it rn

3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this

@anyr2697

3 жыл бұрын

MAN'S NOT HOT

@nobkat1

3 жыл бұрын

3:12

@nobkat1

3 жыл бұрын

3:11

*Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*

@dishmcg1319

3 жыл бұрын

Or better yet say crap

@darklord7979

3 жыл бұрын

Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes

@ReturnOfQwari

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER

@getbonked1917

3 жыл бұрын

You monster!

@ChronDelta

3 жыл бұрын

Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00

When you find out that /kill is the fastest

@tamota6248

3 жыл бұрын

True, but its a command.

0:36 If he didn't have fire aspect he might've lived

I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos

@walterwhite3372

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@fouziaarief5125

3 жыл бұрын

But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness

@ayyyayay

3 жыл бұрын

@@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school

He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.

@adnspiegel

3 жыл бұрын

he explained how he cant spam rockets lol

@Sharky2701

3 жыл бұрын

@@adnspiegel yea ur rite

@Noefure

3 жыл бұрын

@@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor 🙌🏽 (armour idk)

@poggersquirrel583

3 жыл бұрын

Click harder

@Biggermeatyhooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noefure Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.

Keep up the good work

this video is actually like a vsauce video and it's not just the music, it's also the way its structured. why u so gud!?

“Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”

@aurorapaisley7453

3 жыл бұрын

e

@noob-xb9ii

3 жыл бұрын

The nostalgia

@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar

3 жыл бұрын

Set fire to your hair

@lazykirby57

3 жыл бұрын

@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar poke a stick at a grizzly bear

'they explode when you try to sleep WITH them' wifies cancelled

@Draglox

3 жыл бұрын

Huh-

You could make a faster clock, that fires every tick (with arrow dispenser)

Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.

When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"

@the-rickster

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;

@MakerManX

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world

@the-rickster

3 жыл бұрын

@@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol

Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.

@Potterwolves

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that

@dinobirdsboi9551

3 жыл бұрын

@@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time

@prodkilobyte

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world

end crystals have a more violent explosion when the block they are placed on is weaker, and when placed on an air block (or just when the block they were placed on is removed) they can kill a full diamond player and it works in every dimension

“Wifies experienced kinetic energy” I find that death message really funny for some reason

Trying to Speedrun Death% Any *Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*

@Pixiuchu

3 жыл бұрын

You mean after 12 hours.

@safakhuffash440

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*

"Lava is... very hot" - Wifies 2020

@nasppoke3223

3 жыл бұрын

Hot lava 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

@nasppoke3223

3 жыл бұрын

Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔

@ajsport31

2 жыл бұрын

*Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

@FunniMemezOnly

2 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this..

@ethansimmons82

2 жыл бұрын

"Lava is... very hot" -Vsauce 2020

An Overworld version of the Bed Bomb is the Respawn Anchor.

You got to respect that he managed to make a 20 minute video about dying in minecraft

“Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.” Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?

@yes6612

3 жыл бұрын

the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet

@strawberrana

3 жыл бұрын

@@yes6612 ?

@happybrat8457

3 жыл бұрын

@@yes6612 ? They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up

@yes6612

3 жыл бұрын

j o k e

@happybrat8457

3 жыл бұрын

@@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb

Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition

@critizon3074

3 жыл бұрын

Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)

“A stack of milliseconds” This is why I love this KZreadr

I think why beds explode on nether and end cuz it prevents u from resapwning in end and nether. (but theres respawn anchors now)

The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!

@thomasg690

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I was very annoyed by this

@scottycat3304

3 жыл бұрын

I stopped watching halfway through because of that

@thomasg690

3 жыл бұрын

Scottycat 330 same

@noobsunited7778

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@greatnessgreatness5256

3 жыл бұрын

Its fine

“Crystals can’t even kill with armor on” Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm

@IndigoGollum

3 жыл бұрын

Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.

@bznshee

3 жыл бұрын

@@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)

@baraapudding

3 жыл бұрын

@@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.

@gamerdomain6618

3 жыл бұрын

Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.

@safakhuffash440

3 жыл бұрын

AHEM AHEM.....

0:50 mans got the music and all too 2:25 cactus not feeling too good

I want stuff to start doing more damage if your in armour, like more fire damage in leather armour and more entity cramming damage in gold or iron armour

KZread: Demoni... Wifies: Game End

@Wifies

3 жыл бұрын

:p

@norrinmtz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wifies lol

@ryanprentice5897

3 жыл бұрын

@TheSuper CatMan lol

@gdmalin7128

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wifies what is the texture pack

@captainzyte4476

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCatMan- lol

"Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."

@Wifies

3 жыл бұрын

VVsauce*

@fuwu9904

3 жыл бұрын

Wsuace?

@thegreekgodzeus8455

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuwu9904 WeSauce! Also what kind of sauce are you

@amarz101

3 жыл бұрын

thats sus

@Andrekrep420

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreekgodzeus8455 *Comunism noises*

I remeber when you onyl had 80k subs I wasn’t subbed back then but I watched ur vids

What about pressing a button that leads to a command block that has /kill @p? Wouldn't that also be an insta-kill?

"Today we are speedrunning" "Life"

Fastest way to die is actually when you're not thinking about it

@Andy6h1l

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.. yeah

@the-anhpham3364

3 жыл бұрын

Took me 3 minutes to understand what you meant. Put a comma in your sentences

@rieyza21

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-anhpham3364 can u tell me where the comma should be? Edit: typo

@Andy6h1l

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-anhpham3364 I dont give a damn if I typed it wrong because I typed it like that on purpose

Try usin an ultrafast clock with the dispenser. You can shoot out an army's worth of tridents super quickly.

what about /kill or other commands? What about with maxed out enchantments on weapons and armor?

Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft? Me: */kill*

@extremelysilly527

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking

@limonlx7182

3 жыл бұрын

You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.

@johnsonbaroncaveler6634

3 жыл бұрын

nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.

@Demian1

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v

@camtoonzz2271

3 жыл бұрын

Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.

The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster

@noobthenoob55

3 жыл бұрын

Yaro... DIO!

@kokichifanyeet8246

3 жыл бұрын

Yare Yare

14:37 the ghast deals 1000 hp - but only to other ghasts

Very useful information

wifies: the zombie is a more portable method than the bed... yeah because everyone has 16 shap 5 fire aspect 2 netherite axes in their worlds

@UnintendedSheep

3 жыл бұрын

Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.

@deno_4660

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnintendedSheep Yeah but the axes

@UnintendedSheep

3 жыл бұрын

@@deno_4660 check out raywork's netherite farm. You can get yourself full netherite armor and tools in like 20 minutes of playing.

@cyanadofai

3 жыл бұрын

the bigger problem is moving the zombie the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation

‘Fireworks can actually be very deadly’ Technoblade: *whomst has awoken the ancient one*

@itslejogd

3 жыл бұрын

True

@someperson9998

3 жыл бұрын

that's exactly what I thought when he said that lol

@pogius5553

2 жыл бұрын

When I heard fireworks, I thought of the L’manberg festival massacre.

@cara32132

Жыл бұрын

@@pogius5553 me too

This is before I watched the video, just set up a /kill @e repeating command block near spawn (turn redstone off and set delay in ticks to 0), so it WILL kill you as soon as you respawn/join.

Which texture pack u used and in which version it works?