Rogue: "I already killed him" The first thing my rogue character did was murder a farmer for trying to stop my party from crossing his field

@Iced-filigree2

3 ай бұрын

I angered my DM by running through a room with a lockpick kit instead of trying to find a key so she took it away by attaching a giant magnet to the ceiling in the next room

@brad1039

3 ай бұрын

@@Iced-filigree2 I angered my DM by skipping a whole quest by attacking the enemy that was supposed to be way too strong and killing him

@zambekiller

3 ай бұрын

​@@brad1039 What how why this doesn't make any sense he's 40 lvls above you!

@brad1039

3 ай бұрын

@@zambekiller Idk, my friend cast a spell that ended up missing and hitting me instead and I ended up killing it

@rileyhall6408

3 ай бұрын

I was the DM and I was angered because my players tried to kill an innocent fish shopkeep, I mean I did make the butcher try to kill their sheep, get a Nat 1 then the sheep gets a Nat 20...

“You got a dragon problem? Well, you will.” is gold! 😂😂

@Folkvarart

3 ай бұрын

That is honestly the most intimidating one here.

@Everyoneneedsafriend

3 ай бұрын

Donkey be like💀

@CanadianCommunistt

3 ай бұрын

Venti

@liammercer8735

3 ай бұрын

I honestly thought he said drycleaner and I don't know why

@solong_suckers13

3 ай бұрын

venti:

Nah, the cleric should be “I will keep healing you, no matter how much you will want death, I will never let you have it.”

@matthewadams1674

3 ай бұрын

Did you miss a "let" in that final bit?

@AgentWashington28

3 ай бұрын

@@matthewadams1674 yes I did thank you

@katherinebartels7412

3 ай бұрын

I just threatened to guiding bolt them

@dyciefisk2535

3 ай бұрын

"I will deny you death" goes pretty hard.

@user-wb6hc4ud6l

3 ай бұрын

No matter* how much you will want death(BTW, it's brilliant)

Another bard intimidate line "I'm bisexual which means your all at risk."

@masonsmith3452

8 күн бұрын

Probably the most intimidating line of all

@DepressoExpresso699

7 күн бұрын

Nah pansexual is even scarier

The most intimidating thing a cleric can say is "I can keep you alive with healing spells long after you start to wish for the sweet release of death," or something along those lines.

@cjlite0210

3 ай бұрын

Cleric become Necromancer, holy * * * *

@missMeowMix

3 ай бұрын

Bishop Raphaniel’s “I am blessed in the art of healing, so trust me when I say I can keep you alive as I push through your eyes to remove your brain from the holes I’ve made in your skull”

@crinjovik6905

24 күн бұрын

Necromancer: "but if he fail, i Will somewhere near"

Artificer: "Let's go practice medicine" no joke, interrogation incoming in my current campaign I plan on having my artificer cast Disguise Self to make himself look like Medic from TF2 I'm even gonna do the voice I'm not even gonna try an interrogate him, just experiment (very out of character for him, but there will be consequences to that)

@UnidentifiedFlyingSquirrel

3 ай бұрын

Beautiful, absolutely perfect in every way

@llomajames7509

3 ай бұрын

Ah, the great deceiver

@darkwings251

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like fun

@AzraelThanatos

3 ай бұрын

Either that or off screen heavy machinery sounds.

@SentryDoesRetro

3 ай бұрын

The spy has already breached our defenses

None of them are more intimidating than a pissed off healer. "Healer ! You suck !" "You do realize that I get to decide who lives and who dies, right ?"

@onceinabluemoon52

12 күн бұрын

"who lives who dies who tells your story"hamilton reference

@Duke00x

8 күн бұрын

You forgot "and when they die".

@lefterismplanas4977

7 күн бұрын

So you watched Josh's video on the MMO vs Anime healers?

@kurlozmakara7466

7 күн бұрын

@@lefterismplanas4977 nope, I read a short comic on Tweeter where a fighter basically insulted the healer and she told him the exact sentence, cue a scared fighter and the paladin telling said fighter to never piss off the healer.

Necromancer: "yeah, I just killed 'em, too"

@FrozenKnight21

3 ай бұрын

I thought necromancer was. "Oh you killed them, would you like to kill them again?"

@kenshidinyas

3 ай бұрын

"Yes I did kill you. No you're not alive again per say."

@michelveilleux2075

2 ай бұрын

"No no, you don't understand. You die, when I SAY you die!" Seems on point. 😅

There's only ONE way Paladins intimidate: "In fealty of the God-Emperor, our undying Lord....."

@thedyingmeme6

3 ай бұрын

Is that the Exterminatus speech??? Yeah thatdfucking terrify me too

@BadLadRambo

3 ай бұрын

I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a billion souls to oblivion.

@weasel003gaming7

Ай бұрын

I can imagine the Paladin starting that speech, and then their weapon ignites into a bright white light as they prepare their max spell level of Smite if the target does not comply.

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

19 күн бұрын

😂 I'm so using this next time I play as a Paladin.

Artificer: "So, ever heard about the Manhattan Project?"

Bard (again): If you don't Hand it over, I'll start playing my Bagpipes LOUDLY

Okay, so which one do y'all think is the most intimidating? Bard scares me, no lie.

@coincollectorc5021

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, bard is the most intimidating

@user-tx5bz7ob6g

3 ай бұрын

Fr 😂

@Inevitable934

3 ай бұрын

nah bro ranger terrifies me

@koathekid8255

3 ай бұрын

Cleric: “did you know that weak healing spells won’t restore something lost but will seal it up? Did you also know that your skin after a deep enough cut and enough surface area removed counts as lost? And something really special Did you know that your muscles can act as skin if these factors are combined and will both remove your ability to heal your skin back naturally as well as not removing the sensitivity to your surroundings 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@user-yd2ye2uh2c

3 ай бұрын

​@@koathekid8255aka. "I won't kill you, just keep you as close on the edge of death as possible, making you wish you were dead three times over." [in a calm voice]

Nah, Warlock's scary line is "So, I recently thought of a loophole in my contract, and I've been *dying* to exploit it."

Artificer: *Pulls gun out of his pocket* I've been experimenting with organic components in my machines for some time now

@cap90parker0

3 ай бұрын

What!?

My campaign: Paladin: **fighting off room of bad guys alone because we're not there yet** Warlock: **already there just watching** "Alright, I've had enough of this." **Casts burning hands, killing everything cause they were weakened and in a small room and knocks out Paladin** "whoops."

DONT MAKE ME CAST A RANDOM SPELL!!! Me, because I’m a sorcerer with wild magic

i thought the answer to what's worse than a fighter was going to be "a ginger"

So, my first DND character ever was this adorable little Arakrokran druid, and me being young myself, made her the youngest in the party. At one point during the campaign, we had to interrogate someone, and I volunteered. I then started doing what any child does, and just ask "why" over and over. The DM had me roll for intimidation, and I got a nat 20.😂 the thief then gave us anything he knew, and she was then on known, as "Eveelan the intimidating" as a inside joke with the party.

@MusicLoverGurl

2 ай бұрын

Ah, so your DM ALSO has children...? XDD

@J-Editing_2

2 ай бұрын

bro, a guy in my party tried to get something from a horse and got such a bad roll he ended up f*cking the horse😂😂😂

@almazantitiming2061

28 күн бұрын

- I didn't do anything! -Why? -Cause im innocent -Why? -Cause you have no evidence it was me -Why? -You didn't show them yet -Why? -Because you have none -Why? -Maybe, because you didn't investigate? -Why? -You did investigate? -Why? -SCREW IT, I GIVE MYSELF UP

All a cleric has to say is "I'm going to let my friends hurt you and then I'm going to heal you over and over until you give me information"

@faolan2174

3 ай бұрын

My cleric made this exact threat before. Up until then, she'd been the good one, always trying to keep the rest of the party from getting out of control. So my table was pretty shocked when I said this. XD

@alphastronghold715

2 ай бұрын

I had a Warforged Druid who was basically a war machine designed for all facets of special ops. Interrogation was one of its specialties. Circle of wildfire druids have almost all the same healing spells a cleric does including revivify, but a lot more…creative…cantrips. Such as acidic claws, ropes of thorns, and lots of fire…

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

19 күн бұрын

​@@faolan2174 😂 Hay everyone knows it's not a proper campaign unless the most. Peaceful member of the campaign is forced to commit what is essentially a war crime.

Oh no it's a Karen-basic-fighter

My party busted down a door to surprise attack a group of goblin in the castle. They were already dead. I explained that I, the rogue, sneaked out for 3-4 turns an killed them all before they even noticed. Our DM almost made me change characters

@jakubrzepkowski2290

Ай бұрын

This moment when you are just doing your job too good.

The monk: FALCON PAUNCH

i was a four armed monk and a kraken grabbed one of my teammates and throw him at me where I reacted by grabbing him before he hit me, gave him my physic dagger and throw him back at the kraken

@asilnorahc8910

3 ай бұрын

As a monk player, i fully 100% support this

@lord_he1nz698

2 ай бұрын

I once killed a drow with one punch next to another drow, grabbed the alive drow and held over a well, at which point i fumbled the intimidation roll cause i didnt think i needed charisma. The rogue took over the interrogation

Artificer: "Know what this does?... Me neither!"

I love how in rain world monk is the pacifist but in D&D monk is just punching people

Intimidation by a Bard: "I'm bisexual, that means you're all at risk. 😏" Rest of the party and the group of monster: **stay as far from the Bard as possible**

Alternate Bard: That isn't what you said last night dear 😏

So fun fact: I'm playing a Ranger in a session I'm in, and out of the 4 or so intimidation checks I've made, I've only failed one, and I did those with a -1 Cha. stat.

Evocation mage: I don't have to worry about the room size, you do though

A bard undoing his belt is probably one of the most intimidating things I’ve seen in a long while

As a rogue in multiple campaigns, you are completely right

No the bard just starts hip thrusting into them

I would actually be weary of the wizard. He has died so many times I do not doubt he would turn himself into a suicide boom over something minor

My C20 Dex20 tabaxi rogue with proficiency in intimidation and persuasion - "they will never stop finding your body"

no no no cleric: im not going to do anything except keep you alive, but my buddy wants to test a new explosive invention and we need to skimp out on anesthetics"

Bard uses a 100 percent critical damage called public indecency

Currently, my story for how my ranger ended up with their party is that they just started following the party around. So this short sounds pretty accurate to me.

The killer: barbarian The Karen: fight The lonely One: Ranger And my personal favourite..... The most hilarious one: wizard

Ngl, the idea of an Echo Knight fighter just stepping to the side and Noob Saibot is just standing there is terrifying

"GROK INTIMIDATES THE WOOD"

Artiticer, with two bags of holding in hands: "I'll do it! *I'll do it!!"

Artificer: I planted a land mine in your house Every step you do is a "Risky move"

My elf-fighter Zelda: THOU QUESTION MY GIRLBOSSERY?? YOU SHALL *PERISH!!!* She's British btw

As the rogue of my current dnd campaign, this is entirely accurate.😅

Paladin: “Unless you comply I will smite you out of existence in the space of 6 seconds”

I’m playing a homebrewed class by KibblesTasty. The character is a doctor, sort of. He’s got an optional feature that let’s you basically cast revive for free, but causes the recipient to be frightened of the user. Very flavorful. Interesting potential for the topic of this video.

I CAST THUNDER SPELL

@sameraldo5950

2 ай бұрын

Have you Seen my Mommy ? : (

@sameraldo5950

2 ай бұрын

I Cats THINDER SPELL AGAIN

Me as a Bard:As long as the dragon is a male i can take your dragon problem with me, though i dont see it as a problem 😊

Me using mage: if you don’t do what I say I WILL CAST FLING ON YOUR HEART

Wizard: I don't care how small this room is. I WILL CAST FIREBALL!!!!

"Mon- PUNCH!"

Bro has the master sword

Artificer: "I HAVE TWO BAG OF HOLDINGS AND I'M NOT SCARE OF USING THEM!!!"

My Bard: *speaking to other party memebers* "Can I kill him? Im booorred!" *Pulls out dagger* "Imma kill him!" *Ends up accidentally engaging in combat, almost dying multiple times, and surviving on good luck and vicious mockery*

The Paladin of Throwing It Back strikes again

Every time I see this, it is always funny

If i one day start a d&d campaign im immediately becoming the bard

I have one for the rogue : " Do it, or you’ll sunddendly miss 2 or 3 important organs ! "

"I dont care how small the room is..." goes kinda hard. works well with "I wild shape into a whale."

Druid should have said, "I will turn into a bug and crawl up your bitt and turn back into my seft so you explode"

As a rogue main, this is how I handled half of my intimidations. The other half was quoting Taken

Artificer: ‘I will burn this town to the ground’

I'm a war forged robot with a machine gun, I intimidate by just showing up

"aRe YoU nOt InTiMiDaTeD?!?!" A little bit a little bit 😂😂😂

All druids are canonically gay at birth.

I'm playing a changeling cleric, and we've done 2 different ways of interrogation. The first is I just pretended to be the guy's boss, and the other was kind of a good cop bad cop where I would heal the guy once he told us what we wanted

Bard is the most intimidating

The wizard had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrX-nv8kp

2 ай бұрын

ah, you are a Wizard... D4 laughing damage 🤣

Not the Bard 😂

"man, I already killed him" Is so relatable, I do that a lot as a rogue.

Love how the monk doesn't even try. Like a mute goose, violence first and questions never😂

Minus the intimidation damage, the Wizard actually seems the most threatening to me

As a rogue, i agree with this statement :3

I just use Transmutation cantrips. - Thaumaturgy to change my eyes. - Control Flame to make a dragon shape. - Mold Earth to make minor tremors. P.S. I haven't actually used the last two, I just came up with those while writing this. P.P.S. My first D&D character was a half-dragon paladin inspired by Yharim. I completely skipped the first encounter of the one-shot session with a Nat 20 Intimidate.

Artificer: “Have you ever heard the sound of a mortar shell breaking someone’s molars?”

Cleric saves town from a demon with radiant damage; name is know far & wide. Intimidated: whispers "do not make me *harm* you"

Paladin locks eyes with its target "I am oath of vengeance!" Then looks away

barbarian sounds like me when trying to reason with someone for the past 4 hours and they keep being hard-headed and unreasonable

Artificer: "In one hand, I have a Bag of Holding. In my other hand is *another* Bag of Holding."

Artificer: congratulations! You've been volunteered as my test dummy, please do not resist

As someone who plays a druid, i just use my AA12

My character is a druid and this is funny😂

Nah clerics threatens with inflict wounds

@faolan2174

3 ай бұрын

My cleric threatened her nemesis that she would allow the barbarian to kill him, and then she would bring him back to life. And she'd do it again, and again, and again.

@faolan2174

3 ай бұрын

Cleric: There are worse things than death. The rest of the party can kill you. I have Create Undead.

Artificer: I have a gun and I’m not afraid to shoot

I mean, for me Druid is "Look, do you want a plague or not?"

" R U not intimidated!" 😂

Artificer: Good morning, my name is J. Robert Oppenheimer

Artificer:There’s a bomb on your person, and you will not find it.

I'm always imagining a wizard stuttering and mumbling that he will tear your soul from your body and use it to fuel a lantern if you don't do as he says. Everyone laughs, he tears out your soul, and then rolls ANOTHER Nat 1 when he attempts to intimidate the next guy.

As a rogue i can agree I DO NOT GIVE A FU-

Artificer: *beginning the somatic component of Heat Metal* do you have any metal fillings? Do you want some?

Monk: skips intimidation goes straight to throwing hands

Warlock: you're a villain alright, just not a super one Villain: yeah? What's a difference? Warlock: ELDRITCH BLAST

Mine is for the cleric. We don’t know your threat to not heal you. It’s more of we will heal your enemies and forth a druid. It’s I will rip you limb from limb. Once I turn into a bear or something like I’ll turn into what a water bear, which is a very very microscopic bug and I’m just saying wow watch repair is anyways, I will turn into a watch bear go through your nose and then turn into a black bear, making you a red mist

Cleric: you see this diamond? Yeah your going to need it

Warlock: "I will _happily_ use both my spell slots to kill you"

My cleric intimidated someone before by being a war cleric. I simply said to the fellow I was intimidating, "I may be a cleric, that doesn't make me a peaceful healer."

Cleric: Dude, i have a god on speed dial, you have until my next action to kneel and beg for mercy

Both cleric and druid could probably threaten an insect plague if they wanted.

Wizard: "i will cast testicular torsion if u dont do the thing"