The same way he lost his hair. Slowly but surely

@-Azure.EXE-

17 күн бұрын

Frankly, hairable

@kylesherlock3859

17 күн бұрын

@@-Azure.EXE-the story of gotcha versus hair

Gotham catching his daily random stray lmao

You did Hans dirty using that pic 😅

4:32 oh my god they were roommates

If that thumbnail picture is real, Hans has much more to worry about losing than just a game of chess. Buddy is on a one way street to rocking the old birds nest hairdo

Batteries died.

The new Odd Couple: Hans and Goth.

I think even people who aren't into chess would watch that sitcom

Hans listened to your advice to ignore Dvoretsky's books

(Fade in) Lucy: I don't understand, you're renting out the loft? Levy: yeah..... turns out that crypto currency is not a good hedge against inflation, I lost all our savings Lucy: You lost it all?! Levy: Unless dogecoin recovers, then I think so , yeah. Listen, it's going to be fine, this is going to pay for our trip to Europe and all the money I owe Vinny the mook. Lucy: Why would you borrow money from the mafia? Levy what is wrong with you?! Levy: Sweety, you knew when you married me that I had expensive taste, that gold toilet didn't pay for itself. Now listen, the new renter will be here soon and I want to make a good impression. Lucy: .... It is a nice toilet Levy: Exactly! This guy is giving us money for basically nothing, we never use the second bathroom, what could possibly go wrong? (a brief knock and Hans enters) Levy and Hans together: YOU! (Theme music plays)

@douglaslarosa8782

12 күн бұрын

This is the perfect initial scene for the first episode, haha 😄

@h0wnr681

11 күн бұрын

@@douglaslarosa8782 thank you, I had fun writing it

this is the best episode of all time

I guess the chess spoke for itself 😂

What about the original position, was it black to play (1…e5?)

Chess speaks for itself

No joke, I think Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder just bought the rights to the Hans Niemann story, so we may actually see this sitcom before long.

"It's a good show for one or two episodes" I believe that's called a movie

@gmatsue84

15 күн бұрын

It's your random everyday sitcom though

When is the Hans vs Levy chess boxing match?

His chess.... spoke.... for.... itself.

So Hans has at least 11 pawns in the game

The answer is fries.

Poor Gotham Chess roasted 🤣🤣🔥🔥

Hans seems to have lost his future world championship momentum, even since the St. Louis incident.

It's just so suspicious about hans, his level in some games and at explaining is too low compared to the rating he has and his best games, though I don't see how one could cheat in blitz, since moves are so fast and he has good blitz rating.

The beads lost the wifi signal

Bojack Chessman?

Better question: how did Hans cheat to get his Grandmaster title?

His batteries literally went out.

@scottekoontz

17 күн бұрын

I get it. Batteries.

Maybe the batteries ran out in the butt plug?

@Meurth

17 күн бұрын

Wtf is wrong with you people? Stop with the endless homophobic bullying maybe?

@Meurth

17 күн бұрын

What is wrong with you? Stop with the endless homophobic bullying maybe?

@Meurth

17 күн бұрын

Why don't you people ever stop with the endless homophobic bullying?

@QuantumHistorian

17 күн бұрын

Lol, how is this homophobic in the slightest? You're the one who's being homophobic by assuming that butt stuff is only for gay people, you homophobe. It's a joke on allegations of him cheating, and a potential mechanism for doing that. Stop going out of your way to misunderstand things just so you can be offended.

@RoyArrowood

17 күн бұрын

​@@MeurthWhat's homophobic about butt plugs?

His computer crashed during the game. That's how he lost. 😅

@scottekoontz

17 күн бұрын

I get it. You think he cheated. Just like every GM that loses a game. We get it.

@fdmtts

17 күн бұрын

@scottekoontz Is was somewhat kidding. That said he has admitted to cheating when he was younger. If you have noticed he seems to blow leads and games towards the end of the tournaments. Finegold is right at the very least about his tendency to lose or draw games in equal or better positions. Definitely a weakness hindering his aspirations of being an elite GM

@kripposoft

17 күн бұрын

@@fdmtts I keep seeing this thing that he cheated when he was younger, how young was he?

@kripposoft

17 күн бұрын

btw this is a serious question, not trying to troll or anything, i srsly dont know

@jgreen802

17 күн бұрын

Very original

Had to prove he wasn't cheating?

anti-cheating, that's how

Who's the opponent? Abdusatorov?

@dquinn1988

17 күн бұрын

alexrustemov = Abdusattorov? You’re a bright fella

@Blaisem

17 күн бұрын

@@dquinn1988 I can only assume their resolution is too low to make it out completely.

@GabeCatalfo

17 күн бұрын

I think it's GM Alexander Rustemov.

@kmarasin

17 күн бұрын

Phone res wasn't high enough

I’ve always tended to give Hans the benifit of the doubt; maybe he just got luck and beat Magnus on a rare bad day, maybe his mind works in a way that makes him very bad at verbally articulating chess moves, and so on. But this is probably the most damning evidence against him. White here, on a different day, beat Magnus otb hmmmm

@rickcarson591

17 күн бұрын

Really? The world juniors where a bunch of 2400s took him behind the bike shed and beat him mercilessly didn't do it for you? :D

@GreyBearLine

14 күн бұрын

@@rickcarson591 Didn't see any of that. That adds to it further, however I think it can be difficult to assess the level of junior players

Hans sucks

When hans got away with his cheating, it motivated other chess players to cheat at hig level, i believe even in the last candidates the winner cheated, specially when he is from india and milions of fans from india, so of course no one dare to Accuse him.