Micro sleep in comics: i am rested and sharper of mind. Micro sleep irl: complete cognative breakdown

@kirbyis4ever

10 ай бұрын

Heart disease when you dont sleep properly: 💃🕺

@reke9942

10 ай бұрын

Discombobulate

@aishi_rei

10 ай бұрын

Me: *slept late for more than 8 years*

@Dagrizzb

10 ай бұрын

Total destruction with an 18 wheeler.

@grozzarkazoku8757

10 ай бұрын

Yeah this sounds neat until you do research batman is going to die from this.

People that wanted to be Batman irl: 💀

@plantainsame2049

Жыл бұрын

His diet alone will kill you

@ScottMcMaster-er4xj

11 ай бұрын

If you make the naps 45 min in length and take them frequently enough to add to 7 or 8 hours a day, then you actually will feel great. A full REM cycle = 45 min. You would be waking at the naturally easiest point of each cycle.

@lyg483

11 ай бұрын

The parents of those people: 💀💀

@baskpro8232

11 ай бұрын

I’ve tried this and failed but can do 2 naps 1-3 Hours each day. Can’t get REM to activate when I want it to 😅

@goreobsessed2308

10 ай бұрын

​@@ScottMcMaster-er4xj I need to work on my napping habitinr tend to be 20-30 minutes I don't get slot of rem sleep probably why I suffer migraine

“Batman isn’t superhuman” In all seriousness, for the standards of our world, he is.

@AjenjoAnejo

4 ай бұрын

By a very long shot he is.

@Fist3ee

4 ай бұрын

@@AjenjoAnejo yeah i hate how ppl always say how batman is literally peak human or that he has no superpowers..Then explain to me how the hell did he beat up Superman with no kryptonite and only beat him with his fists in comics..

@welpimf0cked654

Ай бұрын

​@@Fist3eered star radiation

@CeeWorld69

Ай бұрын

He 100000000% is 😂😂🤣😆, people have NO idea 😆🤣

@BallBatteryReligion

13 күн бұрын

Yeah I maintain that he's at the very least a low level metahuman. His strategic/cognitive abilities and planning alone are ridiculous (plot armor aside for now.) There's a storyline where Darkseid manages to mind control and enslave Batman making him his main general...he would go on to conquer most of the galaxy and defeat the JL within like, weeks because of Bruce's genius level strategic abilities. Superman gets mind controlled almost monthly and they stop it in a day. Batman gets converted once and conquers the world lol.

Microsleep expectations: Become Batman Microsleep reality: Become Joker

@paulzeigler1075

Ай бұрын

I heard of a Batman storyline where Bruce Wayne somehow time travels to the past, tries to stop his parents murder, goes even more insane in the process, and winds up becoming The Joker that he was fighting all along… Make sure to get adequate sleep!

@kinich-5973

8 күн бұрын

Theres a Batman history where he travel back in time, save his parents and the kid Bruce is so impressed that he decide become like that man although

@sleepy8695

7 күн бұрын

​@@paulzeigler1075 do you remember what it's called that sounds interesting

@tbuckley2031

5 күн бұрын

I will admit I was the most rational I’ve ever been but I was laughing a lot 😭 it was unnatural and I kinda realized how the super sanity joker theory makes sense if you stay up for 3 days 💀

@Treopse

3 күн бұрын

Looool

“Fractions of a second.” So blinking…..

@randomguy6152

10 ай бұрын

are u assuming batman doesnt also have techniques making it so he doesnt have to blink on a normal basis?

@alexcaruso9316

10 ай бұрын

you don’t fall unconscious while blinking

@Cha-Khia

10 ай бұрын

@@alexcaruso9316 Batman does... BeCaUsE hE's BaTmAn!!!

@RickKells

10 ай бұрын

​@@Cha-Khiacringe

@edgarramirez9113

10 ай бұрын

​@alexcaruso9316 If you're sleep deprived, it absolutely can 100% happen.

I’m happy u mentioned that it’s extremely dangerous in real life twice cuz some of these morons will really think they’re Batman and do micronaps

@plantainsame2049

Жыл бұрын

His diet will kill you

@betabishop3144

11 ай бұрын

why u gotta call me out like that

@artart5404

11 ай бұрын

Why you call them a moron, microsleep is a real thing, however it's not as extreme as presented in the clip.

@jaccblikky8977

11 ай бұрын

@@artart5404 because if your explicitly told that something is extremely dangerous and you still do it you’re a moron.

@WarFoxThunder

11 ай бұрын

FR

you can’t be THAT jacked without sleep 😂

@misterlestari5772

6 ай бұрын

Truer word never been spoken

@shrektheswampless6102

6 ай бұрын

maybe roids?

@BatGoat1943

6 ай бұрын

@@shrektheswampless6102 Nah trust me, that's Steve Rogers not Bruce Wayne.

@ibrahim_-_-_

5 ай бұрын

facts

@ibrahim_-_-_

5 ай бұрын

@@shrektheswampless6102nah even with roids sleep is necessary this is just fictional so

For being a human with no superpowers Batman is OP as hell.

@Batchall_Accepted

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I don't like when they make him this over the top. Batman is supposed to be the peak of what a person chan achieve physically and mentally, but they always used to keep it kind of plausible, like you can kinda see it being possible if someone was dedicated enough. But this shit of him not having to sleep or being able to predict a person's every move just makes him another demi-god like the rest of them

@Ruby_Eve

4 ай бұрын

​@@Batchall_Accepted or how about when he survived a fall from orbit without a problem?

@dariobolato441

3 ай бұрын

@@Batchall_Acceptednah i like that man the should call him metahuman at this point

@enderethan144

3 ай бұрын

@@Batchall_Acceptedfinally someone I can agree with. Dude I hate it when the writers always write Batman as 10% God and 90% human and give him stupid overpowered plot armour that makes him the luckiest mortal alive, he is supposed to be what you said a human at peak condition.

@davidbarroso1960

20 күн бұрын

@@Batchall_Acceptedthe dude was kicking live oak trees in half in the 80s

Doctor said i had narcolepsy but it turns out I'm just like Batman

@Fiero425

11 ай бұрын

scifiblogs3.blogspot.com/2012/12/batman-forever.html?m=1

@benwyness2530

10 ай бұрын

Haha same bro 💪🏼

@vonxoliver

10 ай бұрын

💀

@dvsandoval3936

10 ай бұрын

My man 😂

@giancarlovelandrez3413

10 ай бұрын

you wore your undies over your pants?

In animated movies he sleeps good 8hrs. Works good 8 hrs. Fights good 8 hrs.

@Space_Ghost_Hunter

8 ай бұрын

Why I've been mostly watching these lately...

@RikkSpencer

7 ай бұрын

Bruce is supposed to be in “peak physical condition”; built like Chris Bumstead, but with the cardiovascular conditioning of a CrossFit athlete. It is physically impossible (as in defies the laws of physics) for a person to achieve that without 7-9 CONSECUTIVE hours of sleep, on a consistent basis. If all you’re doing is “Micro napping” a few times a day (even if it totals up to several hours), then your body will begin to deteriorate pretty quickly, and your cognitive functioning goes along with it. The whole “micro napping” thing pushes Batman into the territory of “super-human”; which kind of takes away from his character IMO. Batman, needs his rest - he’s only human.

@kylermichael3972

7 ай бұрын

@@RikkSpencerI hear what you are saying but it’s a comic book.

@popeye697

7 ай бұрын

​@@RikkSpencerhe mostly sleeps during the day despite what this video says

@sp123

7 ай бұрын

​@@RikkSpencer Kobe Bryant used to sleep 4 hours a day in his prime, but he was on Ritalin (confirmed in his autopsy). Micronapping makes more sense if we assume Batman is taking steroids

And that’s why he’s always grumpy.

This how they expect college students to be

If only he lived in a world of magic and super technology advancement to help him sleep better, oh wait

@plantainsame2049

Жыл бұрын

He kind of has the Opposite problem

@natpeterson8313

11 ай бұрын

@@plantainsame2049 Indeed lol crime doesn’t take time off

@OatmealTheCrazy

11 ай бұрын

​@natpeterson8313 he could legit just find someone to create a pocket dimension where he can sleep realistically while only a few seconds pass in Gotham. There's also several completely safe ways to gain eternal youth to offset the downside. At worst case, there's the Lazarus pits + "backup personalities"

@plantainsame2049

11 ай бұрын

@@OatmealTheCrazy Who the fuck can make a pocket dimension The only person I know who could do it is doctor Faye and I don't trust that guy Because hes literally an evil helmet enslaving people.

@tsnoob4669

11 ай бұрын

Writers: Should I allow Batman to improve in his crime fighting, save innocent people more efficiently, and be the hero he's meant to be?......... Naaaaah, too boring. Let's have him beat up his kids and save Joker from falling to his death.....

You know how youre always the most motivated and have the best ideas right before bed? That's Batman 24/7.

@Tweakkkkkk

6 ай бұрын

Too real 😂

@kixxenwalla167

5 ай бұрын

Completely real lol. Just last night I was trying to sleep and, for some reason, thought of how time travel doesn't usually account for the fact that everything in space is constantly moving. Which means that, if the movements aren't accounted for, time travelers would be lost in space or dragged into our star.

@Amader-Nostalgia

5 ай бұрын

​​@@kixxenwalla167wow, you get shower thoughts before you sleep?I get this kind of ideas mostly when i'm taking a shit 💩

@kixxenwalla167

5 ай бұрын

@@Amader-Nostalgia lol, that's when I also get them. 😂

@dr_goofenshmirtz5931

4 ай бұрын

@@Amader-NostalgiaI think we get these kinds of thoughts when we’re not doing anything. Like in the shower and in bed. I’m usually on my phone when I’m on the shitter 😭.

Batman just dozing off during HR meetings in the Justice League 😂

"Hold on guys I gotta recharge my ring " "Ok , I'll soak up some sun to top off myself" " Just took a micro nap, Im good"

Imagine how op Batman would be if he actually let himself rest for 8 hours

@goshjosh321

10 ай бұрын

Alfred made Bruce take 8 hours of bed rest after cleaning and tending to his wounds. To my knowledge, he’s the only person to convince him to sleep long enough. m.kzread.infoM_41Vu4xLHc

@BritishTeaFGC

10 ай бұрын

Batman with rest time > Batman with prep time

@ChineduOpara

10 ай бұрын

If Batman got a full 8-9 hours of sleep for 1 week straight, he might become like unto a god 😐 😂

@vortaheadthebeast8072

10 ай бұрын

Something not mentioned in this video is that when Batman takes these microsleeps to him it’s as refreshing as a full 8 hours rest

@blackdan0259

10 ай бұрын

@@vortaheadthebeast8072 something not also mentioned is batman's super hero ability is his wealth. Technique only got you so far, without 8 hours sleep as a human, just like the comic portrays that Batman is regular human, is only just feel as refreshing but it is NOT 8 hours sleep!

Makes sense. That's why he is always grumpy😂

@Fiero425

11 ай бұрын

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@naolidecomisso4108

10 ай бұрын

oh damn thats actully true

@yea3603

10 ай бұрын

Man takes one nap and wakes up wanting to quick crime

@kashifreza1993

10 ай бұрын

Yeah who wouldnt be

@lydellb

10 ай бұрын

Thats why he always sounds like he just woke up lmao

Forget money, this is batman's true superpower

Now I know how to explain my sleeping habits to my psychologist.

Batman's extreme sleeping habits are explained as a technique called "plot armour."

@farazahmed7

10 ай бұрын

Yeah most poorly written character

@TheCreative11.11

10 ай бұрын

​@@farazahmed7much like your Pakistan

@farazahmed7

10 ай бұрын

@@TheCreative11.11 abe rand bhakt tu yaha bhi moot peene aagye

@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs

10 ай бұрын

In real life just ask any sleep deprived student,soldier or CEO how well It works

@captainamerica7800

10 ай бұрын

Whats sleeping have to do with plot Armour? Hes not in battle. Also this technique is bs anyway. It's just a fucking nap.

It sounds to me like he's just incredibly tired and falling asleep😂

@dragontear1638

10 ай бұрын

'Alfred, I'm not exausted or experiencing cognative breakdown, I'm mastering the art of micro naps.' The neighbour's dog Batman is talking to; _['I'm confused as to why you call me Alfred, but this is the best day of my life.']_

@Twisthiphop

10 ай бұрын

​@@dragontear1638🤣🤣🤣

@UncleRickyJr

10 ай бұрын

He’s the living example of I’ll sleep when I’m dead lol

@ingamingpc1634

9 ай бұрын

​@@Twisthiphop the dog feels honored to talk to Batman

@Batchall_Accepted

5 ай бұрын

Dude right one week of this shit and he'd be showing up to Wayne Tower for a meeting still wearing his wrist gauntlets

I have also mastered the technique of micro sleep, but only when I’m in class…..

Maturity is when you realise that BATMAN is a common father who working hard

They really stacked all the abilities they can onto one human.

@Force-Multiplier

10 ай бұрын

All while fooling generations of kids into believing he's a human just like them 😂

@SuicideboysGrey59

10 ай бұрын

There’s a reason why he’s called the most in shape person I’m earth. He’s the highest anyone can’t get, both mental and physical strength.

@torrancemoore6152

10 ай бұрын

Pretty much. He has straight up superhuman feats spanning decades but he's not promoted that way so people turn a blind eye to it

@antideliberator7855

10 ай бұрын

​@@SuicideboysGrey59and wallet strength

@odallard

10 ай бұрын

@@antideliberator7855This.

I liked that in the Nolan movies he just slept in the day and played it up like he was partying at night

@alexl.4362

10 ай бұрын

Like a normal graveyard shift

@kennethsatria6607

8 ай бұрын

Seems like that was the explanation seen in the animated series too, I think The Batman actually has Alfred remind him when to go out as Bruce Wayne and keep his identity up.

@MrTherisktaker88

6 ай бұрын

Nolan's batman is the closest to realistic we got to have

@RichWards-Wins

6 ай бұрын

That's a far much better explanation than microsleep.

@CoryPchajek

6 ай бұрын

@@MrTherisktaker88lol. First 2 maybe. DKR was a fantasy written by a toddler. From the bonkers stock market shenanigans to cops living in sewers for I dunno how long….

And that is why on Batman Beyond he had a Heart Decease, that makes him Cardiac Arrest without his medication

As a night shift only security, I must learn from batman

Batman doesn't dodge in a fight, he just momentarily falls asleep and collapses out of the path of the attack.

@kyle4563

10 ай бұрын

Everytime Batman blinks, it isn’t him blinking, but him falling asleep.

@creatorchris712

10 ай бұрын

​@@kyle4563HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

@ChineduOpara

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@francisbureros

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@mithruikka

10 ай бұрын

@@creatorchris712how did joker escape the asylum this time

“Batman doesn’t have any super powers” Literally doesn’t sleep

@FaintImpression

4 ай бұрын

He doesn't have any super powers, he just has writers who don't understand how the human body works 😂😂😂

@scott8448

4 ай бұрын

You ever met someone with insomnia? It ain’t a superpower trust me

@AjenjoAnejo

4 ай бұрын

​@@scott8448What the comment tried to state is pretty clear, but it went right over your head. Care to actually read it?

@AjenjoAnejo

4 ай бұрын

​@@FaintImpressionThey have a very good idea that the character is superhuman. Don't really know why they state that peak human bs in comics. It is corny in a bad way, causes eye roll moments that take away from an otherwise good read, and it is just lazy writting.

@temistocles4104

4 ай бұрын

​@@scott8448Testosterona é produzida durante o sono sem dormir deveria ter baixa desse hormônio.

I like it more when they make him sleep for few hours and when it's an especially busy week he actually goes days with very little sleep and it affects him. Makes him more human.

Basically Bruce become Ant Man. Literally. Ants are notorious for taking 1-5 second unconscious naps to continue work.

Imagine thinking your the goon that knocked out Batman, and he just gets up and yawns😂

@ingamingpc1634

10 ай бұрын

Of course Batman does comment on the goon giving a good left hook

@ZyroShadowPony

10 ай бұрын

Thats some baki shit right there

@end0king998

10 ай бұрын

​@@ZyroShadowPonymost of baki is just "the hell's happening and i love it for that

@edgarramirez9113

10 ай бұрын

​@@ZyroShadowPony🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sebastiancalvey1226

10 ай бұрын

Not gonna Lie, I Did This in the Arkham Series

he basically takes power naps through out the day

@DECENTcrew

10 ай бұрын

No, power naps lasts for 1-2 hours or 30 minutes at least. This video is saying only seconds and minutes

@adolfogarzachaires394

10 ай бұрын

@@DECENTcrew mini Power naps

@EGreeneConversations

10 ай бұрын

@@DECENTcrew I've seen some research on micro sleep and in every case, the risk of medical and stress related ailments increased by at least 300% and while it works, its all around unhealthy as fuck... unless youre batman apparently lol

@DaffyWoo

10 ай бұрын

​@@adolfogarzachaires394😂

@tubucoco

10 ай бұрын

@@DECENTcrew that's not a nap at all, I think that's called a cat nap or in this case - a bat nap! Lol

Me who hardly sleeps anymore: I could need a micro nap

what Batman and all the other superheroes have is very thick plot armor

Imagine batmans dangling you out of a window and halfway through questions he just passes out and drops you

@ingamingpc1634

9 ай бұрын

Somehow I think his body would still not let you go

@unstubblebubble8040

7 ай бұрын

@@ingamingpc1634 thats actually very probable

Microsleep in comics: Superhuman Brain Power Microsleep irl: *MIND CRUSH*

At this point I was never normal since high school because micro sleep is all what I had

The plot armor continues.......he's Batman

I like to think at a Justice League meeting is the only time he gets a good few hours of rest

@dylanderemi

10 ай бұрын

Me too

@ayyylmao101

10 ай бұрын

Cute 😭 another superhero draping his cape over Bruce as he naps, too, not knowing Bruce definitely knows that he's not alone

At my last job, I went one month with two days off, working doubles at least once a week. Microsleep is fucking terrifying when you blink while driving and lose a mile of freeway

@Emerald.She-Ra

10 ай бұрын

I came here looking for this comment. I suffer from terrible insomnia and have done since I was very young - around 4/5 years old. Nothing helped/helps. The most terrifying microsleep experience I had was when I was driving home, at 2am from a work's Christmas party. I don't drink, and was stone cold sober, but I'd been at work since 6.30am/7am right through to the Christmas party. I was 3 miles from my home, on a straight stretch of road, at 2am on an icy night. I remember the start of the road, and the next thing I know, I was 200 yards further down the road, and had drifted into the next lane of the dual carriageway. I was very lucky I woke up when I did. Had I not, I would have ploughed into the newly erected roundabout.☠️

@thedoomslayer5863

10 ай бұрын

I just can't get sleepy behind the wheel. My subconscious just doesn't allow it.

@bbaileystl

10 ай бұрын

Try getting home after a double shift. Waking up wide awake in a panic,thinking, how the hell did I get here?

@Hollogodis

10 ай бұрын

How about not driving home sleepy and taking a nap in the car instead?

@AntarcticMagpie

10 ай бұрын

​@@HollogodisDoesn't work like that. OP likely started driving whilst fully awake, then when he/she was nearly home suddenly had a moment of lost concentration. I've had the same sort of experience; it's not fun, especially when one is paid to drive.

"In real life is dangerous " Batman:I am Batman🗿

So basically Batman is a functional narcoleptic

Sometimes I wish they’d tone down how crazy op Batman is

@barryween4478

Жыл бұрын

That's what DC does. Rather than write better, make the character more powerful/competent.

@TheHeroHaven

Жыл бұрын

@@barryween4478 fr like the whole appeal of Batman is that he’s just a man doing his best but now it’s like he’s the smarter, strongest, fastest, most op non super powered human. Then you have a character like the Flash who they keep make more and more powerful and less and less competent. They’re not only not writing hood they’re writing themselves into a hole.

@THETOMMY4265

Жыл бұрын

@@TheHeroHaven i agree with what your saying but remember the hole pretty much leads to a new crisis/reset/issue #1 when it comes to comics. What I believe would breath fresh air into batman as a franchise is to go back to dick taking over and growing into the batman of a generation.( fridge Bruce for at least 2-3 years )

@jacmenz4113

Жыл бұрын

Dc becoming trash fr

@barryween4478

Жыл бұрын

@jacmenz4113 Becoming? Compared to Marvel Comics they have been for decades.

Honestly this kind of shit makes me love Batman even more. No other character in comics is this fuckin dedicated to their mission as much as Batman. His enduring spirit in the face of the impossible task of stopping crime that remains ever constant is story that could only end in tragedy but luckily for us his story never ends.

Batman's villains seeing Batman going microsleep while fighting gonna be funny

There's a surprisingly large number of comic panels featuring Batman sleeping

@yare50678

10 ай бұрын

Ikr

@randomguyontheinternet8345

9 ай бұрын

well he dosen't do it all the time

@mzamethodman7134

4 ай бұрын

DC: draw me batman! artist: say no more batman: mimimimimi

Bruce: "Ah, finally some rest after fighting crime" *alarm sounds*

The Batmobile: Take a breather, Batman. I got you.

Batman is the jack of all trades of advanced skills but at a master level

Micro sleep is the safest part of Batman's routine.

@nicolasgabriel1864

4 ай бұрын

running his companies seems safer than sleeping

Gone are the days where we see Batman actually struggling with a cold or sleep deprivation or injuries from fighting criminals every night.

@draiocht1979

9 ай бұрын

What you see that damn near every time you open a piece of Batman media???

@kennethsatria6607

8 ай бұрын

Im pretty sure I remember that happening in TAS and The Batman series.

@aceofspadesguy4913

8 ай бұрын

@@kennethsatria6607 That’s what I’m referencing

@natman2939

4 ай бұрын

It still happens but it’s taken to ridiculous extremes like “it’s been 2 months since I’ve had real sleep”

@harrambou9468

4 ай бұрын

@@natman2939 nah fr tho 😂😂

Impressive how many times you said "don't sue me, bro" without saying it.

In other words, Batman is hilariously super human.

Microsleep can be helpful, not to replace 8-10 hours of sleep but to raise processes during the day, fall asleep in a chair with a key or something small and metal in your hand, place a plate under the hand to catch it, and when you fall asleep you'll release it and the item hitting the plate will wake you up. I can't really explain it but if you're tired in the middle of the day or have brain fog it can really help.

@mattfx324

10 ай бұрын

This does nothing, power naps are what refresh you and you have to be asleep for only 15-25 mins, any longer and you may fall into a deeper stage of sleep leaving you more sleepy instead of refreshed.

@Hillwood365

10 ай бұрын

@@mattfx324That’s the same thing. You just specified a time limit & gave it a different name.

@fr0ggykazu

10 ай бұрын

​@@mattfx324 bro what

@jackreacher4488

10 ай бұрын

​@@emmanuelgoldstein8534Years ago I worked as airport security, the hours were horrible. Sometimes I'd be walking around just to stay awake, and felt tired af. Several times I would actually fall asleep with one foot in the air, and wake up as my foot hit the ground. This would refresh and energize me for the next 2-4 hours.

@9cboomer720

10 ай бұрын

interesting. I heard about this yeeeears ago. Never looked more into it.

Micronaps are amazing. I can be tired as hell, manage to fall asleep for less than five minutes and feel completely energized.

Bro learned how to sleep faster

@adamcarlton3312

10 ай бұрын

Like old Arnold Schwarzenegger once said "just sleep faster"

Them: Why don't you fall asleep. Batman: I'm always asleep

I remember micro napping when I had two jobs back then and would work back to back shifts. The song Nervous Breakdown by Black Flag perfectly described how I felt during that time. The one day I got a day off was Christmas and sleep was my gift that day

I love the fact that, between batman and superman, the one that has had the most scrutiny and explanation charted on his abilities is the one WITHOUT any powerss only because he is so tantalizingly close to being actually attainable. Peep that I said "close", lol.

Imagine playing games, microsleeping on the loading screen or queue then waking up when the match is starting

@BruvahSulaiman

10 ай бұрын

I remember back in the day playing online late night. There was always that one guy who would fall asleep when the match as loading.

I like to think as you're talking to him he's just asleep

No wonder he saw the potential Duke Thomas, Not only did he saw his capabilities as a superhero, he saw a way for him to have a more natural sleep schedule.

falling unconscious unaware of his brief slumber - in other words he is so sleepy he falls asleep unintentionally 🤣

Laying in bed at 2am getting ready to try it until you mentioned that it’s dangerous. Goodnight.

@Fiero425

11 ай бұрын

scifiblogs3.blogspot.com/2012/12/batman-forever.html?m=1

@BMJgunner

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I think he meant risky doing it for a long time, roughly like a week

Imagine his relief after he gets to sleep for 8 hours

@orangemaniabrother2232

10 ай бұрын

He'd look like a groundhog after 3 months of hibernation

So the old man falls asleep at the computer, got it.

Alfred: Master Bruce, are you alright? Damian: He passed out, Pennyworth. I took control of the Batmobile and am driving father back now.

@Fiero425

11 ай бұрын

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@ingamingpc1634

10 ай бұрын

From blood loss or from just exhaustion I need to know master Damien Alfred asked

@primecoconut4204

10 ай бұрын

@@ingamingpc1634 on point, though he addresses Damian as "Master Damian". But still a good in-character line

@ingamingpc1634

10 ай бұрын

@@primecoconut4204 I like to think that there are moments when Alfred is so worried he forgets to say Master before anyone's names

@bulletsunderpressure

10 ай бұрын

It's tough to catch Alfred lacking I would imagine

Its time to make Batman Human again

@gube515

10 ай бұрын

Huh?

@MG007.

10 ай бұрын

@gube515 Batman is officially Super Human. Look at the shit the writers are churning out. Not even Green Arrow has such feats and he is Batman with Arrows. It's ridiculous to where they have carried the character of Batman from being a skilled detective with formidable martial arts skills to a Fusion of Goku, Lex Luthor & Brainiac in a Batsuit. It's stupid and not entertaining anymore

@TheOutlawed1000

10 ай бұрын

Again? He's always been able to do the impossible. The "He's just a man" stuff is a meme.

@MG007.

10 ай бұрын

@@TheOutlawed1000 He is Superman playing Batman pretending to be Normal man 🤣 Tropic Thunder much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So Batman could auto pilot his Batmobile and just have a nap during a chase? Bro be waking up like “I don’t know where I am, but I am Batman”

The military practices this all the time, which is why no one gets mad at “hurry up and wait.”

Kinda touching the level of trust that Alfred and him has that he can just let all his guard down, be completely vulnerable and fall asleep when Alfred is around. Probably the only person that sees Batman with all his flaws as a human.

@jaredclark173

7 ай бұрын

like most people when they have butlers

@emiliomarbanjr

5 ай бұрын

Its not like a big revelation or something lol. It was deep probably like 30 years ago

@sirleeproductions

5 ай бұрын

good point here you made. these trolls up top here wanna act like there ain't youth up here possibly scrolling that might learn a thing or two from this.

@YogeshKumar-iu2gv

4 ай бұрын

The guy raised him from childhood. He better ought to be. When Bruce asked Alfred, " You think you know me better than myself ?" Alfred replied "I diapered your bottom sir, I very well ought to"

@harrambou9468

4 ай бұрын

I mean, it’s Alfred

Imagine explaining something to Batman while he just falls asleep for 10 seconds mid-conversation.

the more i know about batman the more it feels like the writers are his bff

joker: "hahahaha... look who fell into my bird trap, the... bat... uhm... hey, batsy!" battman: snoooore joker: "...!"

Man, I miss that cape style shown in the first panel. The BatSpawn cape, I called it. I love modern, armored Bats but that cape style was something else.

@theredscum4202

10 ай бұрын

Kelly Jones era with the giant ears

@vincer7824

10 ай бұрын

BatSpawn cape forever.

“Fractions of a second”….BLINKING!

Every service member knows this all to well

I like how they just don’t think about the fact that his body would pretty much not recover at all from his nights as Batman lol. Goodbye joints and muscles

The art in the thumbnail looks sick asf!

@Dreams_Moneycantbuy

10 ай бұрын

Do you know which comic that is?

@theartist359

10 ай бұрын

​@@Dreams_MoneycantbuySuperman Vol 4 #37. Super sons of tomorrow part 1.

Batmans nervous system is shot confirmed ✅

Crazy how Batman is considered weak physically in his world but if he was real he’d be considered a super human or the strongest human alive by a long shot

Batman isn't brooding on the gargoyles he's sleeping

There's actually some real life science behind this.SOF train themselves to sleep and take mini naps so they skip most of the sleep stages right to the good stuff so they feel well rested on minimal sleep

batman really copied my high school sleep schedule

Fun fact: humans are biphasic(not sure if it’s the right word too lazy to google) sleepers. We are intended to sleep 4 hours into the night then awaken, perform some “duties” then sleep the rest. This is our natural sleeping habits.

Batman : " Quick Robin to the Batc".......( sound of Batman suddenly snoaring)😂😂😂

Micro sleepin before the second alarm

I used this method way before batman, all throughout high school classes and university lectures

I’ve always wanted an explanation for how he can do all of what he does and know the things he knows and train the way he trains, manages a company, and still manages to function at a superhuman level, I’m here like dead without my 8 hours

@commotiocordis1037

10 ай бұрын

He's actually a metahuman, that's his superpower. IRL, he dies. See "Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker, acclaimed Somnologist.

@rhuonaChanel

10 ай бұрын

I think batman has managers that handle his company affairs, he always comes off as an overseer or laidback shareholder

@afnanhype624

10 ай бұрын

in the dark Knight turn out Bruce is sleeping in the middle of the meeting,it was Mr Fox handled the meeting.

@ZorroForr0501

10 ай бұрын

“Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.” - Grant Morrison

@Oldhandlewasabitcringe

7 ай бұрын

Because hes not real ?

This is like the only way he's able to balance being Batman all night and Bruce Wayne all day and still get sleep.

Successful people hardly sleep because they know something exciting is waiting for them , the more you sleep the more you tell people you don't have anything to do want to run away from reality

Batman is peak human, no wonder he's not in normal human level

@dofydudes1735

11 ай бұрын

I think this skill is even beyond just human performance. I remember reading somewhere that micro sleeps happen when your body is in emergency mode, it's like a phone at 1% keep being turning on and off to squeeze out the last bit of battery. Heck, even Kryptonian and Amazonian need normal sleep cycle, and they're either godly entities or beings outside of solar system.

@juston5454

11 ай бұрын

Peak fictional human

@tsnoob4669

11 ай бұрын

​​​@@dofydudes1735 i always believe Batman has the power of "hypercompetence," or "superhuman skills" is what they call it, where you're competent in every talent/skills in every fields, and capable of accomplishing virtually impossible feats with ridiculous ease. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure Kryptonians dont actually need sleep. Thanks to the yellow sun, they never run out of energy and are always feeling refeshed.

@Ripplistic

11 ай бұрын

He’s no peak hunan, he has powers.

@mattfx324

10 ай бұрын

@@dofydudes1735yup right before heart failure. This is only comic book stuff.

He is literally friends with an alien that has access to highly advanced extraterrestrial technology and yet he uses controlled sleep deprivation to get more ooomph throughout the day? Boy, the writers of the Batman comics have really gotten dumb over the years lol. Superman could literally synthesize a drug or piece of technology that keeps Batman from having to do this. Superman has super intellect as well. If he can help Batman design the Hellbat suit he can help Batman get some sleep!

That last panel if he had a punisher shirt on would be scary

I actually used to have big problems with the break in consciousness from sleeping, especially when it came to trying to get off of drugs because i would feel like i woke up as somebody else and completely lose all the drive and focus I had before sleeping, not to mention I found that the longer i sleep the more tired i am when I wake up. Since i got off the drugs, i can't sleep for more than a couple hours at a time without having a dream/nightmare and waking up, or having to get up to pee, but I have found it has substantially helped me avoid that feeling of waking up as basically a completely different person, with a different stream of consciousness, and helps me stay focused in staying away from drugs. I do have to take naps during the day, however, but overall i sleep a lot less than i used to. I should note, however, that i was diagnosed with narcolepsy at 16, and that i can fall asleep and go into REM sleep extremely quickly, so I don't know if this would work for a normal person the same way. I used to sleep 10-16 hours a day, usually in a row with a break to pee, but now i sleep a total of probably 6-8 hours a day, with one to two naps each an hour or two hours long during the day and a set of 2 naps at night for 2-3 hours each with a pee break in between. It used to be impossible for me to get up too, having to set 10 alarms or rely on someone else to wake me, but having a sleep schedule where i sleep when i feel sleepy instead of fighting it for hours on end has allowed me to sleep significantly less, and be more alert when i am awake.

Mf you sound like Gazef Stronoff from overlord

I've always wondered when he slept. Now I know. Hell I didn't even know Micro Sleep was an actual thing. You really do learn something new everyday.

@jamiemcaloon5548

10 ай бұрын

most famous geniuses have used power naps, they would sleep for 10-20 minutes every few hours.. worked for them lol

I just see batman as a guy with narcolepsy now 😂