"House Husbands" | Episode 54 | NEW RORY & MAL
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Happy Friday! The guys start off by trying something new and actually introducing themselves to their audience. They address depression, Menace 2 Society's storyline, and older men creeping on high school girls... all in the first 10 minutes. They get into a philosophical conversation regarding truth in regards to hating, then Rory recaps his livestream from Patreon, and lets the listeners know what's to come. He then addresses the trauma he experienced from working at an advertising firm, and lets Mal know the best kept secret of gay bars. This segues into Mal letting us know how he would meet women if he got rid of the internet, and Rory explains his plan to become a House Husband of LA. Later on, Mal explains his ideal charity, they discuss new and upcoming releases, debate more TV shows + more!
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Rory: "I'm not smart enough to write it" Demaris: "You are smart enough to write it, you just don't have time" Although they joke on each other I think little shit like that is dope, they all really believe in each other and see the talent and value in each other. That's what you need in a team.
@shadthagod8033
2 жыл бұрын
Yea I love the support and ideas they have
@jaytee2716
2 жыл бұрын
@@shadthagod8033 yeah me too they have a nice flow and good dynamic which is definitely 100 better then the JBP shame the way dude played it. I’m glad tho that it did end bcus we wouldn’t have this new vibe.
@gabriellebooker6322
2 жыл бұрын
@@jaytee2716 L
Rory referring to himself as "fresh meat" and turning red and giggling is sick work 😭🤣
@southerncalifornia970
2 жыл бұрын
How many nicknames does Rory have? McNasty Fresh Meat
@cameronvalencia6023
2 жыл бұрын
lmfao "a me-too movement of gay men, sexually harassing straight men in advertising"
Straight men, going to the gay bar, to pick up straight women, who are trying to avoid straight men by going to the gay bar, is wild.
@urbanlady1.
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MontanaDior
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO @New Rory & Mal pin his comment 😂😂😂🥴
@im100percentg
2 жыл бұрын
You can run but you can’t hide.
@shadthagod8033
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@RobandSijay
2 жыл бұрын
but the thing is it actually happens, dudes are creeps lol
Mal forgot the name of his own podcast, then later argued he wasn’t old in the same episode lol
@tekkadawn6685
2 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up internet said mal was 40 I thought he was early 30s
@i_am_gohan9232
2 жыл бұрын
It’s such a young lame thing to do to call someone 40 old. That’s not old. 50 is old, 70 is old. If your 28 a 40 year old person is not old.
@dannyo7560
2 жыл бұрын
Somebody must be pushing 40
I don’t believe Mal stays at home as much as he says he does. I need to see a day in the life. I wanna see him picking fruit at Whole Foods. 😂
@Marvelous_M
2 жыл бұрын
It’s something about whole foods I’m a homebody too 😂
@antwoineclark8777
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think so either
@Zvijeruga
2 жыл бұрын
Mal is the type of dude who would say pause after picking up a banana in whole foods
@ADHDWithAMic
2 жыл бұрын
Not the way they did that last thumbnail tho
@misstexas651
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he instacarts his groceries. 🤣Mal seems pretty quiet tho
Mal: He was like “Heyy” Demaris: Can you say it one more time Mal: Nah 🤣🤣🤣
@juanla5243
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@anttoz4989
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@torusoflight
2 жыл бұрын
Read it as I heard it said 😂
@user-jv2lz9xl9j
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
“House/Project Husbands of the Bronx!” 🤣 I don’t understand how you be dropping straight gold like this on every episode!!🙌
demaris energy mad different from last episode lol
@kidgambino6714
2 жыл бұрын
because the whole comment section went angry mob on her ass lmao
@Waters..
2 жыл бұрын
Cause they was trying to get her out of here last episode 🙄
@vonduchamp9561
2 жыл бұрын
Worse thing she could have done was check the comments, I'd be feeling pretty bleak too lol
“I’ve been off social medias for the past 4 days” lmao 🤣😂that’s not a long time shorty
Eddin 😂 “Gay men smoke bud too”
@shadthagod8033
2 жыл бұрын
Yea that was sick 😂😂😂
@MaxJulien2701
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha his voice made that shit funny af
@mrtsagomda
2 жыл бұрын
dude sounded tight when he said that lol
I work my 2nd job weeknd mornings and this podcast coming at the perfect time. Appreciate yall boyz
@Blvck215
2 жыл бұрын
Factssss💯💯
@ReeceCentre
2 жыл бұрын
Damn. When do you rest ?
@KiDFINessed
2 жыл бұрын
I work 2 jobs too. Once I get to my Night Shift security job it’s nice to see I have a good hour or so to kill
Ayooo so we're all gonna act like none of us got flashbacks when Mal brought up "The Dude Ranch" in the first minute of this pod😂😂😂
@nezbit10301
Жыл бұрын
Interesting cuz I heard dude was old slang black cow boys used, it sound like some og ish
Mal saying that Jan 6 had nothing to do with Donald Trump is terrible. I hate Mal sometimes cuz he will sound so smart then turn right around and use his platform for disinformation.
Mal: Why dress the salad if nobody can eat it Lmfaoooo Nasty Work
@oghaze9318
2 жыл бұрын
Major pause
Damaris probably deactivated her page cause everybody was draggin her last pod 😭😭
@tamarasky2043
2 жыл бұрын
Why what happened
@IceHarvest929
2 жыл бұрын
@@tamarasky2043 she expressed her opinion and people got mad... at her opinion
@hexenshadow5642
2 жыл бұрын
She was loud and obnoxious with an illogical opinion she insisted on continuing to scream it
@REALTRUEJOURNEY
2 жыл бұрын
@@tamarasky2043 basically said chris deserved to get slapped
@vonduchamp9561
2 жыл бұрын
I also felt like that. She actually sounds kinda down on this episode... we didn't have to do her like that lol
Very clear that D deleted her IG & was super quiet this episode because she got lit up in the comments on the last pod video
@im100percentg
2 жыл бұрын
She’s not gonna last like this.
@shesojaded3625
2 жыл бұрын
@John Elton John i was referring to this episode
@sinamen516
2 жыл бұрын
I peeped, sis scared lol
@sinamen516
2 жыл бұрын
@@im100percentg at all, she better learn to accept criticism and keep it pushing if she's gonna talk
@amiribrown5855
2 жыл бұрын
@@HertoftheCity 90% of mainstream Hip Hop is literally about murdering other people. If we don't "condone Violence" why don't we start boycotting hip hop artists who talk about killing each other 24/7. We as a society literally dance and enjoy songs about death and its the norm in society. Why are we choosing someone slapping someone to get all riled up about?? makes no sense to me
Yo 😂 Demaris’ dolphin drop wrecks me every time 🤣
They got Demaris scared to say excited 😂😂
Imma start doing Rory quotables. "The truth can be hating in todays days, you can be hating if the truth doesn't effect your life, it's not your place to say the truth."
@chi_town83fool
2 жыл бұрын
💯
@cinn3535
2 жыл бұрын
A gem for sure
@cameronvalencia6023
2 жыл бұрын
I forget how that's truth's problem???
@shannonposey6174
2 жыл бұрын
@@cameronvalencia6023 i mean i know the truth we all do. In the context of putting the truth out there. Is it our place? Does it make us haters? What is even the truth? Also is it doing anyone justice ? The truth does justice honor by being valid. So is it valid? Lol im just searching for answers like us all.
Mal calling Rory "a doll" is hilarious.
Baisley having a blast with that toy lol
Damn D seem real quiet and sad this episode, she must've read too many of them comments from last episode cause they was killing her lol
@all4thesame
2 жыл бұрын
She fkn deserved it , delusion and emotion are the dumbest anchors for debating , I don’t understand the logic behind thinking how you feel internally can change a situation and steer it into your benefit , that’s the difference between men women and children out of the three of them only one specie generally uses logic and damaris is not that specie , can’t control it
@auraful23
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@LouieV6
2 жыл бұрын
Lames that can’t handle her having an opinion that’s different than theirs.
@alliearscott3978
2 жыл бұрын
@@LouieV6 I can dig that, but it's just the way she went about it tho, she just sounded kinda crazy that's why lol
John Singleton didn’t direct/produce Menace, that was the Hughes Bros, RIP to Singleton tho! 🙏🏾💯 and “Belly 2” was a marketing strategy as far as the title. The original title for the movie was “Millionaire Boyz Club” so that movie doesn’t count as a legit sequel.
@i_am_gohan9232
2 жыл бұрын
Love games music but will smith should’ve slapped Game for doing that bullshit movie 😂😂😂😂
@michaelbaskervilleii9813
2 жыл бұрын
@@i_am_gohan9232 haha. Yeah, it has some good scenes. I collected a lot of DVDs in my earlier years so I definitely bought it cuz it’s Game and Michael K. Williams. Some scenes were funny. Definitely didn’t have anything to do with the original 😂
@dahkari2003
2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say this but came straight to the comments first. I had faith in y'all
Rory and Mal: Documentary Baby D: documertaerye
Eddin to Mal : Have you ever been to a gay club? KZread: Commercial break 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PTSD from the Harlem Boy's Choir!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alp2247
2 жыл бұрын
I was seeing if some one got that lol
Mal saying RIP to John Singleton while talking about Menace 2 Society is nuts lmao. The Hughes brothers made that film, not John lol.
Lmaoooo They blamed Jada for Caine getting killed!!
Rory was sounding like a whole Maybelline commercial on some "Maybe he's born w/ it.' 💩 🤣🤣🤣
Yuurrrrrrr good vibes good vibes hope the gang is feeling good today
Mal forgetting the name of the show and it’s on his hoody is crazy 😂😂😂
@Tanatanamontana
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrj5695
2 жыл бұрын
Sick
“Mal I woke up like this” 😂
@Marvelous_M
2 жыл бұрын
💅🏾
“Gay men smoke bud too” 😂😂😂😂
Mal is the ultimate troll. He will truly have you feeling like he believes everything he says. I think he's a prime level entertainer.
@wpbdog1625
2 жыл бұрын
No fam. It's just you
@tavianthomas4402
2 жыл бұрын
@@wpbdog1625 clock in
Mal saying Trump had nothing to do with Jan 6 is crazy.
@gregoryraynor7713
2 жыл бұрын
Extra crazy...
@TheArielram
2 жыл бұрын
he literally said once we're done here we're going over there lol and mad ppl that got arrested literally said in court they thought trump was telling them to go there.
Two girls in my graduating class showed up to prom with men that had receding hairlines. They thought they were doing big things, and we were clowning
Mal is a wild man. The quotables in this episode, sheesh!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rory was tossing the alley oops too easy.
I love how yall adding the name of the artist & song to y’all’s visuals🙏🏾💚💚
I swear these guys get me through my day this shit is just a relaxing vibe 😌 🙌🏻
@TGUTTAExiT21
2 жыл бұрын
Werd bc the hollering n sarcasm n shyt talking (down talking) can be triggering. Nobody wanna hear all that esp on the wknd
@godson103
2 жыл бұрын
@@TGUTTAExiT21 I can
Project husband's of the Bronx 🤣🤣🤣🤣 house husband's of the Bronx... 🤣 Crazy
Ayee you can tell they really tried to include DeMaris in convos…she was definitely hurt from the last pod
@TGUTTAExiT21
2 жыл бұрын
Hurt from what lol nobody told her drop them weezy bars n not expect the backlash 🤣🤣🤣
@btdaniels9028
2 жыл бұрын
@@TGUTTAExiT21 lmao nah not those 😂. She be having weird ass takes. She on some Scottie Beam shit x2
@dondavo_
2 жыл бұрын
She was hella quiet . Deactivated her IG & allat 😭
@jackinralph1
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah she got absolutely destroyed last POD I hardly knew she was there 5 minutes in
@karon718
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can tell it really got to her. Rory and Mal been doing this for years so negative comments don’t affect them like that but for someone who isn’t used to this it can be very difficult to deal with. Hold ya head Baby D.
@ 6:20…. Baisley body slammin the teddy bear 🤣🤣
" Bad bitches like dirty poultry" 😆
OMG I'm dying! They extra funny today! Not hiring private detectives under the Mal foundation 😩😩 This is getting expensive 😭😭😭😭😭 ☠️☠️☠️
@Marvelous_M
2 жыл бұрын
😂💀💀😂
The phrase "bingo card" is on the bingo card
I'm glad someone finally said something to mal about the way he says adult. That has got on my nerves for years.
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
Naw fr. He somehow says it almost every episode
@garthyahudahandrews8504
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha A-delts lol
@EstebanDonJuanCarlos
2 жыл бұрын
FACTS!!
@LouieV6
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mal: ADELTS
House Husbands of The Bronx In the intro they holding pistols
Mal “Me I could never be a house husband ,I need to be doing something outside of the house everyday” 29:20 That’s insane because we know that all you do is stay home and smoke weed and cancel plans LMAO !! 🤣 😭😂 My guy you are a house husband with no spouse
@MyLalaSenpai
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shitshembisomabasa1724
2 жыл бұрын
Staying home is different when you’re bound by a marriage certificate
Some gay men be mad disrespectful and if I was to react to the things they say being a straight man I can get hit wit a hate crime... Why tho???
Demaris, keep that 3rd mic gang. I appreciate hearing you on the pod fasho.
Look at Rory still getting his accounting game off "I think we have a 5013c''.. nigga what!? Lmao😂
"We shouldn't be here but here we are " -Mal
“Shareef died, like why would he do that, he got shot up” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Good shit fellas
Ptsd from Harlem boy's choir🤣🤣😭
Throwing that baby on Kane is NUTS! Nah that wasn’t his baby Lol
4:39 Rory living wild 😭😭😭
Y’all funny as shit “I woke up like this “ 😂😂😂
I’m happy Rory has his own laptop on the show lol
48:11 glad someone else noticed that shit lol
Mal's take on Trump is crazy.
You gotta text Mal "where you at" to get the charity deal
That Rock Creek Park by the blackbyrds 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mal not knowing the name of his own show is crazy.
Money and violence was that joint! 🔥
Demaris asking Mal for his sweats is crazy
Great episode
Nigga i hit rewind on that Demaris air horn a couple times lol. Lfg Rory and Mal!
I’m from New Orleans and yall dropped the ball on Flatbush misdemeanors fasho a NY show s/o Hassan
Mal had some wild takes this pod...🥴 Not even gonna mention that they need to stay away from politics...
“People listening don’t know where or wtf we talkin about” Listen Mal, I ain’t eva been to NY but I gotta couple few places by me like that
Damaris airhorn is crazy 🤣 gets me everytime
Menace to Society was a Hughs Brothers Film. John Singleton directed Boyz in the Hood
“Them type of niggas love talkin like that!” 😂😂 -Mal
seinfield, martin, the wire, and snowfall are goated, I cant say the same for insecure because I haven't watched it yet but I will
Them chairs are 🔥.
1 chicken 1st was not a good movie theater 🤣🤣🤣 IYKYK
Working on a military drone listening to the New Rory & Mal
Check out “Flatbush misdemeanors” deff has Atlanta / Dave vibes it’s only one season right now though.
Damn Demarius was hurt all episode... Them comments on the last episode hit different.
@im100percentg
2 жыл бұрын
She’s in the wrong business lol
@NotoriousSSV
2 жыл бұрын
@@im100percentg nigga she's a producer lmao tf you talkin about
@im100percentg
2 жыл бұрын
@@NotoriousSSV you’re just as bad as her with understanding context. Her emotions and being able to be in this spotlight will do nothing but hurt her career in the long run. She clearly can’t handle a lil pressure.
@shywes2923
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be tough in the industry! Point blank !
@aeo9445
2 жыл бұрын
She is an emotional person and going through depression. The business she is in doesn't take away from that.
Fam this pod needs time stamps
Y'all buggin da fuk out Seinfeld was hilarious
When they started talking about the Grand concords, it brought back so many childhood memories. I grew up on East Tremont (next to a pickle factory) 🙃 I wish you would have played Rhythm of the night- that would have really set off the nostalgia for me 😉 GREAT POD, as usual. 🤞🏾❤️
Martin does get paid for syndicated reruns of Martin
Mal and I have the same life lol, it must be the 40 plus in us. I gotta meet somebody too 😩
@sinamen516
2 жыл бұрын
@1-800-Wavy he is 40 soon to be 41. Bro is 40....plus
Mark my words Demaris Is gon pull up on the Pod announcing she's single. Last couple of pods she's been talking like she don't have a man. Her IG blew up, her man got jealous an said delete it. She soon gon get a upgrade
Mal: I Probably have a warrant out for what I did in that park in Harlem. You know there is some Low key NYPD cat who is typing up and running homies shit right now. 😂 processing
Aww Baisley playing is so cute
Gossip Girl is the show Mal talking about 😭🤣
54:37 homie court on that!
After seeing that Seinfield clip with Chris Rock, he needed that 👋🏾.
The topic of Mal talking about being a #HouseHusband I play that role very well.....you'll find your peace I tell you that....sign me up for the House Husband project
Flatbush Misdemeanor is the NY show yall should be watching
I know exactly what y’all talking about.😂😆
Curb is definitely top notch
101:00 👀 Rory, did you say “like years” Sir? 😭🤣 I thought it was light years? Have I been saying it wrong for 30 years? Someone lmk? 🧐😬
The trailer was for "Pam and Tommy"
I'm just gonna say it, when are ya'll do skits again? That's the best content ya'll make.
Samuel L Jackson received the award on the night before the Oscars!
“gay men smoke bud too” -Edin(2022)