"Pantalones" | Episode 57 | NEW RORY & MAL
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This week the boys discuss drama in the white world,Baby D's trip to Jamaica, the world of women wearing fake hips featuring a call from a hidden guest, Ice Cube's show from 2006 that would've never survived in 2022, Muney Long having to ghost drake because of an ex-boyfriend, getting baggy jeans at V.I.M, Puerto Ricans that love hand ball in the Bronx, and much more.
Time Stamps:
00:00 - Start Of The Show
03:00 - Check Etiquette
05:50 - Drama In The White World
10:20 - Baby D Was Banned From Air Jamaica
12:15 - Women Wearing Fake Hips
19:10 - Anonymous guest joins the show
24:50 - Ice Cube Produced a WILLLLLD Show
33:00 - Muney Long And Drake
39:50 - R.I.P Dwayne Haskins
42:35 - No Pants Wiz
49:25 - Old School Puerto Rican Uniforms
56:20 - New Music
1:12:10 - Why Does The Internet Hate Nav?
1:15:00 - Magic Johnson Lost A HUGEEEE Bag
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Mal sneaking in that “someone didn’t show the accounting” bar was crazy
@khristianpeel7165
2 жыл бұрын
Yo thank God someone else mentioned that 😂😂. I was in the Reddit waiting for someone like “bro, y’all really just gonna let that slide?” 😂
@oliverwalker1307
2 жыл бұрын
Nahh tht “magic Johnson looks like he takes risks” line was the one 🤣🤣
@maverikregime6885
2 жыл бұрын
wasnt sly at all lol
@blunderrated
2 жыл бұрын
I was wheezing
@tekkadawn6685
2 жыл бұрын
21:00 the caller kinda sound like Joe though I SWEAR I AM NOT CRAZY! 😂 his whole explanation for it HE SOUNDS LIKE JOE YO 😂😭 I believe it’s Joe
Petition to make "drama in the white world" a regular segment 😂💀
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
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Look at what these guys get off when Demaris isn't there 😂😂
"Cleaning to me is therapeutic.. getting rid of stuff.. removing some of the old stuff.. making space for the new..its like a cleanse.. you need that- Mal 👌🏽🔥.. I share your sentiments to a T🙌🏽
@jewelsjewels3655
2 жыл бұрын
I'm cleaning right now listening to the pod.. it's so relaxing to me.
@GlobalArtistWatch
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@emartinez7733
2 жыл бұрын
I love cleaning out my closet the most. Especially when your kids grow you can donate so many clothes, so nothing goes to waste. Doing laundry is therapeutic also.
"...what if I just wanna wash more meat?..." is the funniest yet, wildest shit Mal says in this episode. Lmao.
Damaris being banned from Jamaica air for having that thang busting out is wild.
@jibrilbuilder2668
2 жыл бұрын
She got material for a mixtape now
@EarthTraveler3087
2 жыл бұрын
I now love demaris, she showing it all on a flight that is cold. Just to let men know she single all the way to the US. Crazy but I like it.
@babufits1584
2 жыл бұрын
The airline must not have heard what happened to Derek 😈
@jibrilbuilder2668
2 жыл бұрын
@@babufits1584 Cringe -18 Nasty points to you. 🥴
@overproof1460
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was serious for a minute, but Air Jamaica doesn't exist anymore. So must be jokes
Tripping over somebody hips is hilarious 😂😂😂
A washing machine inside my own unit changed my life. Never going back either. Love the cleanliness 👏🏾👏🏾
@dwill3042
2 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous. I’m still without. But the laundromat is still therapeutic lol
@Marvelous_M
2 жыл бұрын
@@dwill3042 i love the laundromat for my bed sheets, small rugs, and even winter clothes. Can’t sleep on the laundromat 👏🏾♥️
Baby D getting banned from Air Jamaica by the pilot is hilarious 😂😆, I'm expecting a diss video soon
@novvadose
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ZeDon140
2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
jesus y’all premiere wild early lol let’s gooo
“Somebody didn’t show the accounting” 😭 y’all can’t tell me this isn’t the best podcast on the planet. 💯
@yungcino
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not
@DodgeHammercock
2 жыл бұрын
it ain't. but I enjoy the pod without baby d butting in very 30 seconds
@jasonfoster2743
2 жыл бұрын
far from the best, giving it a few months from here to see if it improves (fingers crossed)
@yungcino
2 жыл бұрын
@Phillip Price I’ll put Joe budden podcast above this!!!
@yungcino
2 жыл бұрын
@Phillip Price drink champs do more of interviews.. I don’t really consider them to be podcasters …
Omg I wish D was there for the padded hips part 😂😂 “hips do lie”
"We may have some white listeners " is hilarious 😂
Justice definitely was the "Anonymous friend" lmao
Mal saying air Jamaica give me flash back in time when they was actually air Jamaica……. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 Bun Babylon
Shakira’s “My Hips Don’t Lie” has a whole new meaning
Some of y'all just want drama, Mal said it himself there is NO BEEF. Just cause Rory is amicable with Joe doesn't mean Mal has to be, and it doesn't mean its on sight.
@pegobrown9204
2 жыл бұрын
Bro the beef was between joe and rory, joe told rory he's been talking spicey to him on the pod stay home for a few sessions mal jumped in to back rory ruining his friendship with joe an now rory an joe are besties again
@muhfkajones
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you 👏🏿 This doesn't mean Joe and Rory are about to be best friends again (obviously they weren't to begin with). Mal always stood on it was about right and wrong not about Rory.
@RastaLif3
2 жыл бұрын
honestly, I think Rory planned that. He knw Mal would back him; Rory was in a kid energy wanting all the attention from JB
@SRT8KASH
2 жыл бұрын
@PH 💯💯 everybody else comments yall some weirdos 😂 tooooo invested in other grown men lives
@henkhenkste6076
2 жыл бұрын
@@pegobrown9204 how have you still missed the point after so long??!
You guys have gotten so good so fast, its like watching Michael and Scottie on the championship come up. Love you guys.
Each album Syd puts out is flames. And that 'Missing Out joint. Syd had me crying all in my feels.
I wonder if they're going to take Rory to homie court for his rekindling of friendships lol
@RastaLif3
2 жыл бұрын
Rory been phony, Mal energy shifty on last few pods
@kynshii
2 жыл бұрын
@@RastaLif3 yeah we'll see where it goes from here now that Him and Joe hung out
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
Rory has never stopped talking to Joe. They didn't rekindle anything. That pic of them in the same spot a few months back that close to each other) wasn't them just being in the same place at the same time.
@SRT8KASH
2 жыл бұрын
@@nia4842 🎯 just the people who think this their beef wanting to pick sides at every chance and be a “insider” like they know these people instead of just enjoying podcast 😂
@keepitdopetv
2 жыл бұрын
Probably
Thanks guys. This was a very entertaining and informative pod! Keep up the great work💰🍊
I know I been listening to the pod for too long cause I remember Mal’s story about the eggs and umbrella 😂 it was around the time he was talking about when they would rob the Chinese delivery guy
Yall called it Suicide, we called it Wall Ball....think I got a concussion playin that as a kid. Dropped the ball & was lookin back the whole time I was runnin to tag the wall so I could see who was throwin at me, looked forward too late & ran into a brick wall....broke my glasses and all 😂😂😂
@omarswanson876
2 жыл бұрын
yup we called it wall ball too, and you had to set the "no head hunting" rule from the gate so niggas know lol
Already listened on apple , still here for the visual 😂💯 it’s a routine
Never thought I’d hear Mal say “Pum Pum” 😭😂
@ms.theveytarot2364
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO! I missed it 😭 what’s the time stamp
@eternalkick
2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.theveytarot2364 10:44 😂😂
@staymadloser7754
2 жыл бұрын
Not his first time on this pod , Karen
I can’t lie, all the Magic Johnson jokes at the end had me dying 😂
The fact y’all have the pod out while mal still in bed with his teddy bear Ralph Lauren pjs and face mask is crazy.
@heyitsnasira
2 жыл бұрын
Shit as long as we watch it he can keep snoozing until noon 😂
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@MajesticTalk
2 жыл бұрын
Mal looks like the teddy bear from the RL pjs😂😂🤎
@JetlifeFCtwitch
2 жыл бұрын
@@heyitsnasira I just had to mess with him since he said waking up at 6-7am was way too early. I have to be up at 4 for work and I totally agree with what he was saying. 🤣 just funny to think about.
@JetlifeFCtwitch
2 жыл бұрын
@@MajesticTalk no bullshit. he does that’s kind of why I figured he might have a pair. 🤣
Somebody didn’t show the accountant. Sheeesh🤦🏾♂️😭😂😂
You can't say you love doing laundry but hate folding and packing. Just say you like pushing buttons.😭😂😂 You love everything but doing the laundry, you still gotta iron them shits.🤷🏾♂️
@shunyansmith4015
2 жыл бұрын
I'm with Rory.. I'll separate clothes,push buttons, put in dryer when dried put the clothes in a basket, my hubby folds and I'll put them up
the V.I.M talk was hilarious 😂
"I'm back and I'm bettaah" 😂😂like already 30 secs in.
This episode funny asf. Damaris getting banned was great
@davidjones434
2 жыл бұрын
She got banned? Lbs
@davidearle7209
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidjones434 Banned from Air Jamaica airlines yes
@Garvindebique
2 жыл бұрын
‘Damaris getting banned was great’ is crazy😂😂
v.i.m. before the quinceanera had me rolling.
That's crazy fam 🤣😂 I'm from Connecticut and we called it Burn Ball in the 90's and early 2000's The spread eagle part, we played like that normally. If you got tagged three times in a row, you spread against the wall and get hit by everyone playing. Hard flinches get a retag. Wild memories, love the natural dialogue between all three of you guys. Keep pushing!
@jaleelthompson927
2 жыл бұрын
Same I’m from CT as well wild days for sure looking back on it 😂😂😂
Am I the only one praying that they get a Pusha T interview asap 🙌🏼, Pusha on a press run right now, please show love to rory and mal and bless us 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Reading the comments and grown men gossiping about grown mens friendships is nasty work 🤧
Daaamn the tip and phife reference was coooold. Like good and bad. That was cold af
Can’t lie this episode showed how much of an added plus damaris is I missed her voice
Spread eagle 😂😂😂😂😂 we called it bootys up wild memories keep podding My guys 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
@Dongloriano
2 жыл бұрын
Ayooooooooo
There’s emotional friendships and then there’s principal. What Joe did, he would do it again and mal knows that (principal), because he’s done it before. Rory being friends with Joe again is cute but only benefits Joe so he can go on someone’s podcast and say “he forgave me, I’m not a bad person after all” smh.
@thecunninlynguist
2 жыл бұрын
He actually did on smoke dza's podcast. Joe so phony
@MsJae-md3ep
2 жыл бұрын
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@omarswanson876
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecunninlynguist for what its worth they asked him about about it. not like he just came out for no reason talking about it for clout. I think its cool they kinda peaced it up.
@remo9310
2 жыл бұрын
@@omarswanson876 nah not cool cuz mal stood up for rory just for rory to go back and be cool with the nigga that owes them 400k...thats like u standing up for ya sis fighting her bf just for her to run back to the guy like whats the point I shud of just stayed out yall business
@dwaynenotjohnson1405
2 жыл бұрын
You hit that nail on the head with this take… joe is the textbook definition of a narcissist, and because the public excuses every single thing he’s done in the past, he’ll keep getting by using that exact same Method🤷🏾♂️
Mal wildin, coaches can’t even call sprinting back and forth “suicides” anymore lol
Happy Bday Rory!!! May the 4th be with you!!! Lmao
Loved Puerto Rican segment was off script no thought conversation 😂😂😂😂😂
Another fire 🔥 episode, keep em coming.
“It’s my Shaq on the Magic year” is sick 😂😂😂
Rory is definitely wht. On the live yesterday, he definitely picked up Baisley and went right back to chopping tomatoes.
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
Naw he washed them lol….after we said something
“Someone didn’t show the accounting?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayoo pickup soccer is crazy! 😂😂 Y’all bulz never fail I swear mane
In Texas “Suicide” was called “Wall Ball” and I stayed popping shit 🤣
I remember that show. It was CRAZY! The original we don't talk about Bruno!
Eddin, that “good & deep” was dastardly, sir 😂
I love the energy mal was putting out on this pod. Keep it up 👍 Edit: get syd on the pod for an episode
@15:02 "by the time you found out, I beat" is HILARIOUS
The little stilt kick had me dying.
Black.White. sounds and looks like a Chappell Show skit 🤣🤣🤣
Instant like, from jump. Plz keep the same energy fam
15:27 This is the Sickest statement of all time on everything 😂😂
Great episode guys as usual but Edin said he was gon edit it to deep and good *pause*which was a funny moment and didn’t go deep at all*pause* 😂😂
Mixy Boyz are back in the building!!
"Somebody didn't show the accounting 🤔" - Mal up 1 🤣
Where did she place her hips is crazyyy!! "Hips do lie" 🤣🤣🤣
Love the edits with PIP. Keep up the growth
😂😂😂 I knew exactly what Adidas he was talking about. On the west coast, it's Mex!cans that wear them.
Definitely one of the funniest scenes from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka....shorty took off everything 🤣🤣😭
The Internet live in a small ass venue during feel good era is tied with Ab-soul these days tour when I first heard Earthgang and JID, for #1 in my GREATEST memories. Happiest moments of my life
"Under the sink" im cryinggggg😭😂
I hate that they dont know what the song "turning Japanese" was about. Because that would have been hilarious to see Mal react to that🤣
Rory is too cute confusing pantalones with patacones (fried plantains). Colombian listener here🙋🏼♀️love your pod!
@budasthegreat6950
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the illumination, "Luz"! 😌
Anonymous Gerbil 🐹 😂😂😂 they did that person dirty with the the voice hahahah
Man yall brought back memories playing (we called it wild ball in South Ga)suicide. We wouldn't let the baseball players play. They would burn the skin off with a damn tennis ball
Not the pum pum shortsss! 😂 Another great episode but we missed you Demaris. P.S. Mal shouting out I'm Gonna Get You Sucka was major cool points! Everybody don't know about that. lol
“We don’t wanna go fast, we wanna go right” I know Magic sick 😂😂
For anyone wondering about the highway in question. I live near 595 and its a whole ass 5 lanes in each direction highway elevated from normal traffic, its not meant for any kind of pedestrian interaction. Its in a super populated metro area like 20-30 min north of Miami.
@d.i.boutiquecustomerservic31
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, was he drunk? Did anyone say why he was trying to cross the highway?
"This is literally In Living Color" is the best joke of this podcast so far omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe & Rory is a prime example of why you don’t get involved in other people’s beef because when they eventually make up you look like a fool and the odd man out. Mal stood up for Rory just for Rory to hangout/be cool with Joe again smh.
@muhfkajones
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't have ish to do with standing up for what's morally right 🤷🏿♂️ He'd feel like a fraud if he stood by and didn't tell Joe he was dead ass wrong!
@pegobrown9204
2 жыл бұрын
100% rory gon make a guest appearance on the jbp in the future and Mal gon feel a way about it
@gtylerbrown2
2 жыл бұрын
Mal stood up for himself. It wasn't all for Rory. It was his accounting too and HE felt disrespected by joe.
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
@@gtylerbrown2 yeah what Joe did was wrong.
@remo9310
2 жыл бұрын
fact tho i just said that...rory not even realizing joe fired him on air he didnt do that to mal so rory shud felt more of a way
Rory talking about possible being relatable for being excited about finally having a washer & thermostat in his home, but then saying he used to just buy new clothes because he didn’t wanna wash, is crazy lol
@remo9310
2 жыл бұрын
lol its cuz he didnt want to drag a bunch of bags to the laundry mat
The Magic Johnson deal was on the HBO MAX series about Magic and the Lakers. Itz a really great show
Grand Rising y’all 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Wow Baby D out here wildin God bless be safe making it back 🤤🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿😏
All in the family was my shi. And my crazy Mother use to make us all watch Love and Marriage 😂. Great childhood
As a St. Louis native and a fan of the pod, I would love to see Smino on the show one day.
@martellstepney778
2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow St. Louis native, I agree
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
Stl in the comments 🤌🏿
@Xyz123Etc..
2 жыл бұрын
That would be tight
@FacadetheGhost
2 жыл бұрын
*daps*
I’m from California at the airport I’m definitely wearing shorts and slides. I wore shorts to Toronto in January while it was snowing!
The Puerto Rican segment has me dying lmfaooo
I love their dynamic even with their crew. You can tell they all enjoy working together and you can feel that through their episodes. All good vibes, I love that for you guys. Much success, you guys deserve it
Mal you're my age we wore biking shorts to school in the 90s during the Hammer days. 😂
1:14:10 CINCO DE CUATRO better be the next pod’s name 😂😂😂 (Cuatro de Mayo??)
“Exchange pleasantries” that’s JOE for sure. 😏
Handball was an extreme sport in the Bronx ! And yes the Boris from the BX can play their ass off, and don’t try to play Dr. Jays lmaooo I used to shop at Dr. Jays ladies 😂
Rory is the best podder in the world right now!
Eden coming with them Adlibs or Jesus , Carl..whoever that is 🔥🔥
Thats anonymous friend sound like Kaz lol
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
lol exactly
Rory thought that fake hip segment was heat.. 😂😂
My mom hated Married with Children 😂😂😂 She would let me watch it but I had to turn if she came into the room. 🤣🤣
Ironically I’m on vacation in Livingston Guatemala and “Pantalones” comes up lol
I grew up thinking suicide Was handball.. see what Brooklyn did to me
I know Peej is respinsible for that graphic of Damaris' face on the Air Jamaica plane 😂
It wasn't on cable. It came on Regular Fox. Times were hard when Martin went off air
52:50 We always called that Wall Ball lol. I was confused at first.
😅😂🤣 throwing ass thru the Jamaican Air isles. Pum pum shorts.
"I think my iceberg lettuce doesn't really qualify to your slab of meat over there sir" aaayyyy yooo