Horseshoe crab: Back in my day we didn't have all that fancy stuff you guys take for granted. Human: You mean planes, Internet, AI? Horseshoe crab: Trees.

@hecxhockgames4114

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@linux750

Жыл бұрын

brillant joke. that actually made me laugh out loud.

@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline

8 ай бұрын

Endoskeletons, articulated spines, complex brains. None of that nonsense back in my day, sonny!

@pizzazemle6262

8 ай бұрын

Made my day! xDDD

@Mike-nx5bm

7 ай бұрын

Lol

"Making my way downtown - the same way I have - for the last four hundred million years."

@ElephantsRock943

3 жыл бұрын

bweo do do bo do do do... do do do buh duh duh duh

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElephantsRock943 And I miss you.

@sampadashinde866

3 жыл бұрын

If I could fall into the sky

@444onthefloor

2 жыл бұрын

Faces pass and I’m home bound

@Eddnir

Жыл бұрын

Cause you know I'd survive a thousand years if I evolve differently....tonight

You may not like it but this is what peak evolution looks like

@adilali5517

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@drdegenerate814

11 ай бұрын

For survivability only not intelligence wise

@TankGuitar42

6 ай бұрын

everything evolves into crab

@VeraTheTabbynx

5 ай бұрын

carcinization!

@justusP9101

5 ай бұрын

@@VeraTheTabbynxtranny alert!

PSA: If you ever find a Horseshoe Crab on it's back, flip them over. They're nature's harmless roombas that survived unevolved for millions of years. Be nice to those old old friends

He's vibin He's in the zone Undisturbed by society

@thomaspaine1776

Жыл бұрын

My life ambitions.

@DemoniteBL

Жыл бұрын

As a man who is married to a bi wife named Debby Ryan and her bi wives AnnaSophia and Sofía with autism and 8 adopted daughters and 2 adopted sons, I am just here to post content.

@flameyoshi07

Жыл бұрын

Actually Society want its blood

@lerbronk

Жыл бұрын

undisturbed by the irs

@azulafan1512

Жыл бұрын

he is in the (intertidal) zone

Water roomba

@NickyYey

4 жыл бұрын

Whezze

@nahmad7080

3 жыл бұрын

Water roomba

@bowserfriend

3 жыл бұрын

It's true

@mrbasscow

3 жыл бұрын

Hell ya

@AnRandomSoul

Ай бұрын

Water roomba :D

Fun fact for anyone that doesn’t know: horseshoe crabs aren’t just not crabs, they aren’t even crustaceans. They’re chelicerates, a group that also includes sea “spiders” and arachnids. It’s the sister group to all other arthropods, which are myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) and crustaceans (a massively diverse group but to name a few: barnacles, crabs and insects)

@teerollings6919

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I see you still believe in biology. We don't subscribe to that biological nonsense any longer, if a chelicerate identifies as a crustacean you'll just have to suck it up and accept it. lol

@eybaza6018

Жыл бұрын

They are also related to the exitinct Eurypterid ,,Sea Scorpions "

@SolusDarkcoat

Жыл бұрын

To anyone reading this: DON'T GOOGLE SEA SPIDER.

@hakced

Жыл бұрын

@@SolusDarkcoat ok!

@eybaza6018

Жыл бұрын

@@SolusDarkcoat Pycnogonidea don't deserve that hate, they are just trying to survive while fitting half of their organs in the legs.

When you realize your staring at a species that survived the Permian and KG extinction

@lesbianlesbian1930

5 жыл бұрын

Battleship217 you’re*

@eqsiriban7794

4 жыл бұрын

@@lesbianlesbian1930 shut up and comment something good English teacher

@DaddysFastestSwimmer

4 жыл бұрын

When you realize you dont even know what the Permain and KG extinction are.

@ToastTheThe

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaddysFastestSwimmer oof

@justno974

3 жыл бұрын

Eq Siriban jeeez calm down

Humans: how tf did you survive 300 million years Horseshoe crab: skill issue

@salvadortoscano2534

5 ай бұрын

Simplicity has it's benefits

@Alex777-ei2qq

Ай бұрын

"Well we make thousands of kids, one of them has to beat the odds right ??"

Feels intimidating right? But it actually doesn't hurt you. The spike thing is the tail. It doesn' have venom and it doesnt sting you.

@sile3505

5 жыл бұрын

What about it pincer?

@moby755

4 жыл бұрын

the spike thing is one of it's eyes. look it up if you don't believe me

@justno974

3 жыл бұрын

Ik bc of brave wilderness:)

@raiinydayz1889

3 жыл бұрын

@@moby755 the little pins/spikes on the front are their eyes, he means the big tail on the back of it

@leswause8937

3 жыл бұрын

@@sile3505 The pincers actually aren't sharp! They only use them for walking and navigating difficult terrain.

guys it's harmless. those spikes are for protection. These were one of the first creatures on this planet

@theripper1222

5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Alejandre you’re right they are

@eugene100479

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i think soo

@dysfunctionalbeing

4 жыл бұрын

He is literally just vibing

@Nuna828

4 жыл бұрын

yup they were there when dinos are

@cleetuschan6906

4 жыл бұрын

Pastel_Nuna they existed WAY before Dinos too

Horseshoe Crab: I'm going back to the ocean! Wave: Are you sure about that?

soldier hat just chillin

he's trying his best, and he's god damn good at it

I love horseshoe crabs, I always pet its shell even though it can't feel it. They're so cute!

@tiagosales3373

3 жыл бұрын

They can feel it

@jamesmylife6578

Жыл бұрын

Turtles have receptors on their shell. Who’s to say horseshoe crabs can’t either.

@Phoebe5448

Жыл бұрын

Milhouse: "Aw, nice doggy!!" Horseshoe Crab: *wags tail*

@JubioHDX

Жыл бұрын

they def feel it, whether they like it or not is a different conversation though

@randomguywithasilkyfella

11 ай бұрын

if they have pain receptors, they can

I always find these guys cute

@RaeOrRaven

5 жыл бұрын

Fluffy Dragon Same

@dio_isnt_funni7593

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@qingyipeng3122

4 жыл бұрын

until it flipped.

@EvidLekan

4 жыл бұрын

I love anything that look like a trilobite

@Chujoi0

4 жыл бұрын

Living army helmet

It's so weird how they have existed for hundreds of millions of years but didn't have a name until just recently (in comparison to their history).

@Black10710

Жыл бұрын

they had, it's just that we can't understand their language

@twisted_autumn

Жыл бұрын

yeah and the name whatever human gave them isnt even good considering they dont look like horseshoes and theyre not crustaceans but chelicerates like arachnids

@DonVigaDeFierro

Жыл бұрын

@@twisted_autumn Nonsense. Horseshoe crab is the most descriptive name after "pine-apple".

@RicardoSavino

Жыл бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierro chameleon in Portuguese is Camaleão, meaning BedLion, a perfect description for the animal.

@thisisfela

Жыл бұрын

@@twisted_autumn In german, Horseshoecrabs are named "Pfeilschwanzkrabbe" wich means Arrowtail Crab.

They might not be as frightening as Crocs and sharks, but these guys are some of the most powerful creatures on the planet thanks to sheer adaptability

@theworthysoul

2 жыл бұрын

Their major weakness is they can’t flip themselves over, so they’ll die if they’re on their back on the beach :( Edit: only if they’re tired from spawning usually or impaired in another way

@juanjoyaborja.3054

2 жыл бұрын

@@theworthysoul Nah, that tail that they have helps them come back to normal position.

@juanjoyaborja.3054

2 жыл бұрын

Well, they aren’t “powerful”, it’s just that they found a niche that they’re so suited for that they barely needed to change.

@theworthysoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@juanjoyaborja.3054 yeah, I stand corrected. However there is common instances where they can’t from exhaustion due to laying their eggs, so it’s good to help them out.

@jamesmylife6578

Жыл бұрын

They pretty much haven’t had to adapt. They were a A+ since the get go.

Fun fact: horseshoe crabs have been alive since the dinosaurs Not a fact: they are really cute

@mame9562

3 жыл бұрын

Even before the Dinosaurs!

@m8sonmiller

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, that's a fact.

@tomboi941

3 жыл бұрын

@@m8sonmiller I back this

@Jungoguy

2 жыл бұрын

More like before the dinosaurs. They’re 4-500 million years old.

@axjagfilms

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a fact

That things lineage goes back 400 million years....

@player-ds8bm

4 жыл бұрын

Yashaya Yaquab 144 fuck off, wake up, stop spouting lies

@tankbuilder0673

4 жыл бұрын

The earth is 4 billion years old

@caponuts

4 жыл бұрын

@Yashaya Yaquab 144 I think 12 thousand years earlier was when the humans appeared

@Cornnflaek14

3 жыл бұрын

@Yashaya Yaquab 144 wait. Please tell me you just messing with us. You aren't that stupid right?

@danielquinonez2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cornnflaek14 ikr they cant be serious

i would watch 10 hours of this guy. love him

For a guy 445million years old he's walking pretty damn fast.....

@RahRah2535

Жыл бұрын

His grandmother gave him the bear jelly pills when he was young, if you're wondering how he survived

Someone referred to these guys as sea roombas and it fits so perfectly it's what I call them now.

So cute. When I was younger, I was on the beach and I found one buried in the sand I saw the tail and thought it was a stingray turns out it was a horseshoe crab and it crawled right out of its little dent in the sand. It was very cute.

Older than trees. Incredible.

I fucking love this living fossil

That's obviously a Kabuto

@ralfjeremycapa5411

5 жыл бұрын

Yep A pokemon..

@furrettheferret9562

4 жыл бұрын

Shame it can’t evolve early humans had evolites I guess

@MaxStasis

4 жыл бұрын

@@furrettheferret9562 everstone

@sparthucket

3 жыл бұрын

I think kabuto is actually based on a horseshoe crab and a trilobite

@omegawilliam95s36

3 жыл бұрын

Trainer takes his Kabuto with him to the Alola Region.

I think horseshoe crabs are amazing and beautiful. I was captivated by a book I had as a child about them called "The Crab That Crawled Out Of The Past". What's wonderful is that kids today can just see such things on KZread.

@ritikkumar3408

4 жыл бұрын

450 millions year old thing

@AndrewJaws

4 жыл бұрын

It is amazing, I love watching them!

How amazing to know that they survived the asteroid impact

What a cute little fella

He is like hey there fella

Oddly adorable, he’s just a vibin cereal bowl😌

@d.batiloy9435

Жыл бұрын

Along with a spoon handle

Their Slow Movement is so adorable.

Bro is literally vibing in the waves, I can't imagine it being so refreshing when the waves come back. I want that kind of life tbh...

Rules for survival: 1. Don't taste good 2. Don't be nutritious 3. Be tough enough to make either of 1 & 2 not worth working for.

@zn316

18 күн бұрын

then come human: extract blood for cancer drug

What an amazing creature.

crab doing its once per million year check on the land mammals "oh you're still evolving, thats nice, bye"

happ little water bowl

Horseshoe Crab: Looks like it can sting you, has claws at the end of the legs Horseshoe Crab, actually: Oh, a human, must gently examine.

Hundreds of millions of years and still going strong. Mad respect.

Imagine walking down the beach and you see a real life Kabuto just out for a stroll.

Small crab boy going for an adventure

Is so Cute

idk why but it looks so cute for some reason

Love these little ocean roombas.

Reminds me of my childhood. My brother and I used to dig little pools in the sand for them while our family was at the beach for the day, then let them go before we left. We were fascinated by them.

FINALLY a video of a horseshoe crab just minding its business - not the whole blue blood extraction propaganda.

@juanjoyaborja.3054

2 жыл бұрын

The blue blood extraction is the reason why you're still alive today

@quantumblur_3145

Жыл бұрын

@@juanjoyaborja.3054 It's also a damn shame and I hope we find a less cruel alternative soon.

This scene has been playing out for 500 million years. The OG!

Good to see you about, OLD friend. :3

When your body so effective to survive you dont need to evolved for who knows how long

@supersanttu7951

Жыл бұрын

This is what peak male/female performance looks like

This will eventually get recommended and have millions of views

@LolganSaucey

3 жыл бұрын

It better 🗿

Ah yes, natures cast iron skillet

I'm surprised that this little fella has survived, and see many major earth events for more than 445 million years

When the water hits him all I can think of is "hey I'm walkin' here!"

An animal that has been around since before the time of the dinosaurs.

That is so cool! My sister lived in Wilmington for 20 years and saw these a couple times at Carolina Beach

Calling this majestic creature "ancient" would be an understatement

The horseshoe crab cannot even pinch you if you put your finger in its claws, the tail is also purely to turn itself over when it gets flipped by the waves, I adore them for surviving that long as a pacifist

Yes, Horseshoes are one of the friendliest marine creatures.... you can safely pick it up and release them in the water

@bluemamba5317

8 ай бұрын

Don't! It will rust into little pieces 😪

I would’ve got out my Pokédex if I saw something like this at the beach

@furrettheferret9562

2 жыл бұрын

careful it may evolve into a 2 legged creature with scythe hands!

@mirror7777

Жыл бұрын

@@furrettheferret9562 man I'm late but you can make it hold an everstone

It's like a old damaged cooking pan

Nice doggie.

I love their angry little eyes. So dang cute.

Thank you for posting this strange creature. Never in my life have I seen such a document.

I like how it pokes its head and was like "heyyyloooo?"

A living fossil! How cool is that?! 😃

Imagine taking a nice walk And you see this soft creature with no she'll and it's kind has only been around for 1 day

They are adorable 😍

When you walkin

Amazing to think just how long this crab has been on the planet. True survivors

it looks like a wheel barrow upside down!!!

Stepping on the beach, doo doo doo doo

Absolutely love these things! The most historical species living today. Surviving mass extinctions! These guy’s are units!

I love how even today horseshoe crabs show how they were the first members of the animal kingdom to crawl out of the sea.

Nice doggy!

I love these things so much

I love these funny guys 😁, first time I saw one while actually three was on the beach over by my grandfather's house in Florida, I came out and there's all kinds of weird marks on the sand in his backyard which was the ocean and then I took a closer look and I saw one of these things just move and I didn't know what it was I was six and just about freaked out and went screaming for my grandad

@mugy9049

4 жыл бұрын

The fist time i saw it, it is a corpes eaten by other crabs

@eqsiriban7794

4 жыл бұрын

@@mugy9049 damn

@williamescolantejr5871

4 жыл бұрын

LOL First time I seen one I was like 8 or 9 maybe and it was Hunting Island State Park SC think its located.Scared the crap outta me till the parks naturalist,as they were called in 1974 explained it to me now I think their cool as heck.

i absolutely love how when they collide with waves they barely move an inch like they were built to counter it which they probably are

Thank you blessed creature.

Nature really said "perfect specimen, no notes."

They always seem so chill...

It’s like a living roomba :3

bro is stuck in the Paleozoic Era💀💀

The first one was drawing a question mark on the sand because he was feeling deep that morning.

He do be vibin'

I love the sound of the wave 🌊 it's very relaxing 😊

Horseshoe crab: "This sucks"

0:13 Fred. I've now named you Fred

These guys just vibing

IT'S SO CUTE!!

One of the chillest species out there

Who would've thought that wearing safety helmets might save you from extinction

Perfection at its peak

I found an albino horse shoe crab once. It had pink eyes.

@Robbie-mw5uu

5 ай бұрын

shiny get!

Camera man: *filming the horseshoe crab* The horseshoe crab: “I’m walking here human punk!”

Crabs be crabbin

They are majestic creatures

Precious baby

They look so cool.

*Its a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode!*