"This was all dry land before he stepped in" Broke me

@Feesh322

Ай бұрын

Same, man. Same.

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

I too reside on brokeback mountain

@luisignaciotartalosaredez1522

Ай бұрын

When you know Patrick, tou kniw it's true

@mikelmallow

Ай бұрын

Which is even funnier considering that lake dried up not long after they finished filming.

@toonnaobi-okoye2949

Ай бұрын

How did you manage to get the quote wrong?

Peter: ROAD HOUSE!

@DMobi

Ай бұрын

Me: GHOST HOUSE!

@Just1Clown4.0

Ай бұрын

Me: Road Ghost

@DavidLimofLimReport

Ай бұрын

Me: HOUSE

@thorgot911

Ай бұрын

Me: Ghost Road

@thorgot911

Ай бұрын

​@@DMobi beat you to it

"Fun Fact: This was all dry land until he showed up." left me wheezing.😂 RIP Patrick Swayze, you made everything better.

@watershipup7101

Ай бұрын

Got that right.

@vivektammana8845

Ай бұрын

*wetter

@spittinvenom9843

Ай бұрын

😂

Sam Elliot was 75 at the age of 35 and stayed that age for the next 40 years.

Patrick Swayze could have easily claimed to be Kurt Russell's younger brother and nobody would have doubted him.

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

Swayze's the only guy that made homoeroticism acceptable for hetero guys

@thepubknight6144

Ай бұрын

​@@youknowwhoyouare2269 Rip Patrick

@danavixen6274

Ай бұрын

One of my FAVORITE childhood legends! I AM Patrick Swayze-the documentary-is worth a watch! Very touching! 😢🙏🏾❤🕊️

@danavixen6274

Ай бұрын

​@@thepubknight6144One of the greatest triple threats in entertainment history! ❤

@hudsonthecozy

Ай бұрын

Swayze was only one year younger than Kurt!

Wade Garrett, I once watched him kill 3 men in a bar using nothing but his mustache.

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

I saw people get scammed for reverse mortgages by frank Regan's mustache

@t.jefferson6365

Ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@seemykids99

Ай бұрын

What kind of fucking guy kills people with a fucking MUSTACHE!?

@Irish381

Ай бұрын

Oh my Gawd! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@youknowwhoyouare2269

@itsjustme8947

Ай бұрын

....and his voice. You can't forget the voice.

That old guy from Ghost Rider look exactly the same since 1989. What a legend !!!

@jarrodbright5231

Ай бұрын

Sam Elliot never ages. He was born a crusty old bastard and will be that way 'til the day the world ends... a true legend

@edwardhannah8507

Ай бұрын

@@jarrodbright5231 Nah dude. He's secretly a time traveller from the wild west that decided to become an actor. Motherf***er probably rode with Jesse James.

@mattphillips3537

Ай бұрын

His moustache makes him immortal.

@teamAang87

Ай бұрын

​@@jarrodbright5231 doesn't he also do the voice-over for coors beer?

@MrBuketman

Ай бұрын

@@teamAang87Yep. “Coors. The banquet beer.”

"a polar bear fell on me" is my new catchphrase

My favourite guilty pleasure movie of all time. It's like they took every single, overused 80s movie action trope and combined it into a single film to celebrate the end of an awesome decade.

@justinklenk

Ай бұрын

i don't think I've ever heard a better description of Road House then that. 👍😅

@keetasingletary

Ай бұрын

If it's on I'm watching. Every time.❤

@ALVIEDZANE

Ай бұрын

I hate to give this comment a thumbs up. That would take it from 89 to 90 😉🤣

@bhart3321

Ай бұрын

Why is it a guilty pleasure, I fully enjoy it unironically out in the open. Even my gfs love this movie, albeit more because of Elliot & Swayze but still.

@BenHopkins1000

Ай бұрын

And Total Recall was probably the transition period

I will never be unable to read this movie title in anything but Peter Griffin’s voice.

@gm2407

Ай бұрын

I did read it in not Peter Griffin's voice. But I read your comment in his voice. Also my comment in his voice. So there's that.

@stocktonjoans

Ай бұрын

_roadhouse!_

@sinajebraili8104

Ай бұрын

Of course my friend. Of course

@mori1bund

Ай бұрын

I wonder how many people watched this movie because of Peter Griffin. ^^

@nadimkhoury5547

Ай бұрын

"Ghost" 😂

"Choking Hazard: Me" is perfect

In the 80s, bouncers WERE famous! The first place I saw Mister T was on a televised bouncer competition where they had to do bouncer things like toss drunks and identify fake IDs.

Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner !!! Classic 😂

@dottnick

Ай бұрын

This comment/quote above needs more upvotes. Nobody

I didn't realize, till now, that the villain in _Roadhouse_ is Jackie Treehorn from _The Big Lebowski._

@amasterofone

Ай бұрын

Omfg I was trying to place him! Thank you!

@user-on8xg9bd9j

Ай бұрын

Also The Natrator is here too

@chrisleebowers

Ай бұрын

Who is damn near the same character. It's like it's in his contract that for every role he gets to be a rich d-bag who's always hosting topless parties

@CaptainFirefred

Ай бұрын

@@user-on8xg9bd9j The Lebowsky-Road House Universe unfolds. I need more entries.

@tommyt1971

Ай бұрын

Here's another one for ya: the guy who plays Jimmy (the ripped-out throat thug) played one of the shuttle pilots in Armageddon.

"Nobody puts Swayze in a corner." So true.

Teacher: Why were you late for class today? Me: A polar bear fell on me.

This was all dry land until he showed up 😂😂😂😂😂

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

🌈😔If only I was born ten years earlier

Holy crap that Sam Elliot impression was great! "Ah there I go. Ramblin' again" Please Say: "A wiser fella than myself once said. Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you"

@dragoninthewest1

Ай бұрын

Sam Elliot is Cowboy Buddha

@sandboxsub333

Ай бұрын

Is that some sort of Eastern thing

@brandonprater4613

Ай бұрын

​@@dragoninthewest1👏🤣... 🤠👍 I haven't laughed that hard since Jeff Goldblum was called the Wizard of Uhs!

@Salty_Tiger

Ай бұрын

@@sandboxsub333 Far from it dude

@Scottocaster6668

Ай бұрын

Wasn't it "Don't eat the little white man??" 😆😆

A fun cheesy action flick with two redeeming factors, the great sounds of the Jeff Healey band, R.I.P. Jeff. Secondly the effortless cool Sam Elliott delivery. It's a guilty pleasure, one i watch whenever it's on. The soundtrack is great.

@raydunakin

Ай бұрын

Sam Elliott is great in everything, even over-the-top dumb movies like this one!

The old man putting his hair back makes the joke in hot rod make sense sooo many years later!!!

"From a director so rowdy, it's not even his middle name" I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything just then

Bravo on the Sam Elliot impression.

@abe5296

Ай бұрын

Called ai 😂

I actually smiled at “cute little smirks”. What power!

"This was all dry land before he stepped in" FACTS, Patrick Swayze has that effect on everyone, and he'll be missed dearly. I love this movie since watching it on Netflix, and I'm a fan of him since then.

@julesrules7297

Ай бұрын

Ooh, it's on Netflix? Got to see it this weekend!

Please say “May thy knife chip and shatter.”

@danavixen6274

Ай бұрын

YASSSSS!!!!!! ❤

@davidtatro7457

Ай бұрын

If they ever said that in the remake, l would totally forgive them for making a remake.

I gotta give it up for "The Rural Fuhrer". That is a sweet 30 Rock Reference right there!

@Viceroy_Sundercles_III

Ай бұрын

The Rurr Jurr.

@onslaught147

Ай бұрын

"I feel like I'm getting further away from it"

@kobuseksteen411

Ай бұрын

Can also be found in Bob Loblaw's Lawblog

@Hellwyck

Ай бұрын

@@Viceroy_Sundercles_III This was the best day of my... flerm.

@mattball2462

Ай бұрын

One of the greatest jokes/references I've ever seen.

Sheez! Now I’m disappointed he didn’t say those awesome catche phrases! “Choking hazard! Me!”

I watched this for the first time in decades and didn't recall that pool stick pole vaulting scene being that hilarious.

I know its played to say "why remake something already perfect". But in this case it really is hard to one-up Swayze or even come close

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

It should be a law in Hollywood to not remake Swayze movies😤🤬

@tiffanysandmeier4753

Ай бұрын

They can make it, but will they come? I am kind of thinking of Field of Dreams. Not a Swayze film, but same year. Build it and they will come. This is a remake it, and it will flop. Maybe. It won't be nostalgia that fills the seats.

@jxchamb

Ай бұрын

​@@youknowwhoyouare2269Remembered the Point Break remake? Yeah, neither does anybody else.

@daggern15

Ай бұрын

No remake of a Swayze film will ever come close to the original. There's no beating Swayze. I could see there being declarations of war if anyone tried to remake Ghost or Father Hood and actually expect it to be any good.

Makes you wonder, why would i want to go see a remake, if i can just see this one ?

@madtabby66

Ай бұрын

They’re doing a remake? 🤢

@Maidenless007

Ай бұрын

This can be easily attributed to almost every remake of anything and I wish the entertainment industries would start trying some original ideas again!!!

@DaDude2011

Ай бұрын

Connor McGregor actually makes it pretty damn entertaining. Watch him show up in other movies to come. The remake doesn’t have the same production value though.

@strategicsage7694

Ай бұрын

@@Maidenless007 There are only so many possible ideas, and a lot of the original ones they do try, fail.

@arekpetrosian4965

Ай бұрын

@@DaDude2011 McGregor was way over the top in the remake, and someone said in a comment that throughout the movie he looked like he was carrying telephone poles...after watching the movie, I have to agree, and it is hilarious when you've got that in your head while watching the movie.

Between JCVD, Patrick Swayze, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, and Steven Segal, you have a goon with crushed testicles, no throat and two broken arms getting slapped unconscious, roundhouse kicked twice, lectured in stereo on the teachings of the Buddha, shot from four directions with automatic weapons, choked to death with a chain, and thrown out of a window while exploding seven times. I have never been happier to not be an action movie villain from my childhood than I am right now.

I am proud to say that I saw this film in the theaters when it 1st came out!!!! The whole audience laughed, cheered and YES, the ladies in the room sighed pretty much whenever Patrick or Sam were getting their "Cool" on which was just about every other minute. I bought the soundtrack too, on cassette, LOL.. Now I OWN this classic film on DVD. The 1980s were the last hurrah for fun, pop-corn eating, silly, fantasy escapist movies. Nowadays, everything is so self-important and preachy, scared to tell jokes, be sexy or have some balls. I'm so glad that I have so much Old School cinema options to watch & enjoy. PEACE!

@christyrodrigue6628

Ай бұрын

So you've never seen any of the 10 fast n furious movies??

@lysanamcmillan7972

Ай бұрын

@@christyrodrigue6628They stopped going to the movies when they decided there were too many of the wrong kind of leads and blame wokeness when it's their personal problems.

@christyrodrigue6628

Ай бұрын

@@lysanamcmillan7972 people really depriving themselves a good time for no reason. The FnF movies were exactly what he's describing. Or any Nic Cage movie.🤭

@russellfehns7869

Ай бұрын

We have TikTok now for fun and creativity… For the time being

@1IGG

Ай бұрын

Untrue.

A polar bear fell on me!

@paulcanning4702

Ай бұрын

Ha ha. My favourite line and I've never forgot it !.😂

@Leonard1977ful

Ай бұрын

@@paulcanning4702 Especially when Red, Kelly Lynch's uncle and the auto lot owner could barely stop themselves from that man's line. Hahah.

@DeltaEcho303

Ай бұрын

Tinker wasn't that bad a guy, he just fell in with a bad crowd.

We miss Patrick Swayze... He was a great actor who should have been with us a lot longer

"For twenty Bucks, You Can Kiss 'Em" Is Chris "Starscream/Cobra Commander" Latta

@daviddavidson4496

28 күн бұрын

Wat

Honest trailer for Big Trouble In Little China and Small Soldiers please 🙏

I love that the dumb Katana quote lives on. 😂

" If you're gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash"

@madtabby66

Ай бұрын

My favourite line!

@eduarDOGames560

Ай бұрын

Ouch!!!

@JnEricsonx

Ай бұрын

That woman is gorgeous though.

@memecity9849

Ай бұрын

@@JnEricsonx looks can be deceiving my friend lol

@nicholasm7822

Ай бұрын

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

Patrick Swayze is a legend gone far too soon.

I wonder if this movie will still be popular after everyone who grew up watching it is dead and gone. This is one of those movies truly of its time. We must pass it on to the next generation somehow.

Shout out to the people who saw Road House before family guy was even a thing : D

@chrissadler6459

Ай бұрын

Old people? 😂

@rvog6584

Ай бұрын

​@@chrissadler6459 we prefer the term 'older.' :-)

@jamesrawlins735

Ай бұрын

Somebody who was in prison told me that Road House was absolutely the favorite movie by all the inmates - and it wasn't even close.

@krono5el

Ай бұрын

@@jamesrawlins735 that seems to track, i bet they love the bo staff bad guy : P

@daggern15

Ай бұрын

At least before Family Guy made that terrible joke they immediately wore thinner than it already was.

that Al Pacino line at the end was amazing!

"I aint got 20 bucks"

Ok, but why is Patrick Swayzy’s smirks so perfect?!??

This would have been the perfect time for a MacGruber throat rip compilation

One of the greatest movies ever made.

"This was all dry land" was the first time I've actually laughed at an Honest Trailer in almost 2 years. This was fantastic and reminded me of the good ol days when I'd cackle at these things. Nicely done

This definitely did not need a modern version. Neither did Point Break. Both were perfect.

@Malt454

Ай бұрын

Neither was perfect, it's just that nostalgia is a helluva drug.

You know how you can tell times have changed? The tough heavy in the original film was a pro wrestler, and in the remake he’s an MMA fighter.

@jonathanw1019

Ай бұрын

Who was the pro wrestler?

@rodgerlang884

Ай бұрын

@@jonathanw1019 Morgan was played by Terry Funk. An absolute legend in pro wrestling.

@MikadoYuma

Ай бұрын

To me, that's a downgrade. I used to be a wrestling fan, and while it is "stupid fun", its at least done by charismatic performers that know how to entertain. Most MMA fighters, while doing actual fighting, aren't actors. So, no matter how much they think they're better than pro wrestlers, they're fighters. Not performers.

@JnEricsonx

Ай бұрын

@@rodgerlang884RIP.

@bigd7696

Ай бұрын

Terry Funk was not charismatic or threatening. He portrayed a dad bod hick. Conor should be WAY better in a crazy way, and I am not a McG fanboy. And Funk was just one of the generic goons, not the tough heavy.@@MikadoYuma

Watch it again and look at how large Patrick Swayze's head looks compared to his body. OG Short King indeed. 😆

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

Mr Skin has a view of Swayze's Head and it looks large compared with the rest of his body

@NefariousKoel

Ай бұрын

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 Yeah. It's an easy way to tell how tall an actor is in film. Once you start looking for it, you'll notice. Of course, you can also compare a guy's height with his female co-stars in the right shots. It's surprising how many male actors are shorties.

@null6634

Ай бұрын

I looked it up. He was 5'11", 2" taller than an average American man.

@NefariousKoel

Ай бұрын

@@null6634 I see mentions of between 5'6" and 5'11". Yet why did his head look the size of Andre The Giant in comparison? Mullet effect? Lots of guesses involved.

@stevenscott2136

Ай бұрын

Plenty of actors lie about their height and the number ends up on IMDB or wherever. You don't really know until you meet one -- and even then he might have the special shoes.

I miss him. rest in Peace my guy.

This video made me laugh so often, especially that bit at the very end! I also tip my cap to John's version of The Stranger from Lebowski. Perfecto. Great work, gang. This is one of the best you've done in a while.

Motivating your friend by hitting on that same friend's girlfriend was so much more dangerous than driving that spontaneously exploding car or clearing your throat with the help of the Throat Goat.

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

I didn't flinch when my friend's girlfriend stepped out of the shower in only a towel, wonder how she'd react to news that I'm a throat goat now

Say " Let's All Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!"

@davidlundquist1979

Ай бұрын

How long 'til it becomes a standard?

This is hands down one of your best. Thank you.

This was one of the best Honest Trailers ever. I have been waiting for this, thank you!!

"Bars that turn into the purge at the drop of a beer", that stuff is pretty standed normal where I come from, one moment you cheering at the winning team, next moment your face first into the pool table from the rival team.😑

@youknowwhoyouare2269

Ай бұрын

I'm sending Willie Lopez to your location, stay right there

@jonathanwatson4484

Ай бұрын

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 so far things going somewhat well....BUT WE NEED MORE MEN!!!!!!

@JohnnyBNerdy

Ай бұрын

yeah southern dive bars back then were just that; at least one fight a night

That was one of the all time greatest Honest Trailers!! Nice job!

Oh man, I just had a deeply recessed memory burst out of my brain! "I ain't got 20 bucks!" 🤣🤣🤣

FINALLY!!! I've been waiting for this one for years!!! worth the wait too!

Sam Elliot was cooler than anyone in this film. I've been jealous of his hair ever since.

@cal2607

Ай бұрын

Pubes?

@newtpondskipper

Ай бұрын

@@cal2607 hahaha! No on his head, but I should have been more clear.

Wade Garrett: “Another wandering legend of getting drunks to calm down.” Best and most poignantly accurate line in the entire video. That really is all they’re meant to do.

That Al Pacino impression was on point. "Whoa!"

Stay till the end. That pachino was spot on. Well done EVG!

Ahhhh, the Swayze, gone before his time was really due.

Please Say: "He Was In The Amazon With My Mom When She Was Researching Spiders Right Before She Died"

@carlb5558

Ай бұрын

He does in the Madame Web edition!!

AGhhh! That was me! One of the suggestions!!! That was me!!! Thank you!!!

peter griffin : ROAD HOUSE.....

@m.c.martin

Ай бұрын

Roger: Road House!

@goldenfiberwheat238

Ай бұрын

Ghost

@CX462

Ай бұрын

Peter: Toast house!

@chrismeulen8108

Ай бұрын

BROWN HOUSE!

@brianboudrot7055

Ай бұрын

Hugh Laurie: That too.

Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves? Now that’s a father off.

@BenHopkins1000

Ай бұрын

Swayze is the dad I never had. Keanu is the older brother

@carlb5558

Ай бұрын

Point Break!?😅

You throat rip one liners were amazing!

Best Sam Elliot impression I've ever heard. 😅

Peter Griffin:🦶👊😮 Peter Griffin :Road House!

@chrismeulen8108

Ай бұрын

Peter Griffin: Brown House!

Those poor station wagons... remember station wagons?

@8tonystark8

Ай бұрын

No. Because I see hundreds of them daily.

How can you do an honest trailer without featuring the most iconic line from the film? "I'm on my break" "Stay on it"

The whole movie is mullets and bar fights. I’ve watched it at least 20 times. I love it.

Kirkland brand kingpin had me lol

I never saw it back in the day, but now I need to watch it.

@Joreel

Ай бұрын

It's a great movie... A little dated now, but still fun to watch.

@daveelliott1000

Ай бұрын

A Terrible Terrible brilliant movie . Think Commando but ridiculous

@jxchamb

Ай бұрын

Oh boy. That's sad. I was 11 years old when my dad rented it. Changed me forever.

@rafaelfiallo4123

Ай бұрын

It's so ridiculous it's fun.

The "Polar bear fell on me" line really has lived rent free in my head since seeing this back in the 80s

This is your best work yet; kudos gents!

Thank you for the Toriyama tribute 🥰

IF HONEST TRAILER COMMENTARIES DONT COME BACK, IM GONNA MAIL YOU GUYS A VIDEO OF A GROWN MAN (me) CRYING. AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SO BRING THEM BACK!!!

This might be the best honest trailers ever. Brilliant.

"This was all dry land before he showed up" And it dried up again after he died 😂

Watchmen 2019 Honest Trailer WHENNN

This film is a glorious mess and I love every minute of it. Just pure entertainment.

This is one of the best Honest Trailers ever!!

I think the Best one liner for Domm would be "Better get some cortisol streoids to treat that largengial fracture"

Do Godzilla Minus One.

Already one of my favorites; the writing and delivery on this one was top tier.

At 7:21, that's Christopher Latta, the voice actor for Starscream in Transformers G1.

R.I.P. Terry Funk

Malignant deserves an Honest Trailer. Y’all mentioned it in your Aquaman 2 trailer, come on y’all wanna do it.

Imagine how much fun the HT commentaries would be for this

"A polar bear fell on me." Hands down, the best last line in cinema history

Peter Griffin: *Road House.*

We need Road House: Down Under, a sequel/remake set in Australia, starring Hugh Jackman, with Paul Hogan in the Sam Elliott role, and featuring a game of knifey-spoony.

@JnEricsonx

Ай бұрын

I'd watch it.

@arekpetrosian4965

Ай бұрын

I would most definitely watch that. LOL

I like that you guys are so confident,you don't even bother doing a good job,or writing jokes.I respect that BDE

"A polar bear fell on me" is the best line of the movie. lol

About god-kicking-damn time

6:40 why does he look like a cross between Tony Shalhoub and Michael Jackson