'A warrior who freaks out when she remembers she's Angelina Jolie and shouldn't be sharing screen time with these nobodies' my favorite in the entire episode

@ToyKeeper

2 жыл бұрын

Clifford the Big Red God to Salma Hajak: Do maternal doom, Eternal.

@johnwolf2829

2 жыл бұрын

AJ is the reason why people say "never go to bed with anyone crazier than you are" Just ask Brad Pitt..... or any of that gang of geeks they adopted.

@glovefox

2 жыл бұрын

the way I cackled after that one 😂

@RetroRanter

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard 😂

@EmperorSeth

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite was the ongoing "Druig Sucks."

"This wasn't in the script. Angelina just genuinely doesn't know how a toaster works" Bruh, I wanna believe that so freaking bad lmao

@georgeprchal3924

2 жыл бұрын

Toast is just twice-baked bread.

@UchihaKat

2 жыл бұрын

I almost did an actual spit take.

@NukeMarine

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeprchal3924 Epic voice guy said that once iirc.

@georgeprchal3924

2 жыл бұрын

@@NukeMarine really? Neat.

@dougsmith6262

2 жыл бұрын

I choose to believe it.

"This is Druig. He sucks." Perfect character summary, 10/10.

Y'all nailed this. I couldn't sit through this movie without LAUGHING each time I saw either Richard or Kitt addressing Sersi. I just want a behind the scenes of this, of them laughing about it, especially when getting the script

@lauram8047

7 ай бұрын

Do we know if the Sersi thing was intentional or thats the actual name of the character in the comic??

"Eternal runtime of the plotless grind" has to be one of the wittiest one liners

@cuchelo1

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever came up with it deserves a raise. Immediately!

@Ben-il3oc

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t get why ppl love this movie

@shaunyap6688

2 жыл бұрын

By far the best title I’ve seen in HT

@cameronsitton501

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Ben-il3oc Because they introduced ten major characters that virtually no one had ever heard of before in one movie at the same time and then expected us to be able to keep track of all of them. It would have been a great series, but honestly the entire movie was just "we have to find Shmalkemex!" followed by forty minutes of the trolley problem. Also, there were massive issues with scaling, the flow of time, etc.

@DJHolte

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. It so perfectly describes my experience watching it.

The true hero of the movie is Kingo's assistant, everybody knows he carried the scenes he's in

@FabbyTravy

2 жыл бұрын

I still get emotional when he says goodbye them

@atharvadeshpande4749

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he's a pretty veteran actor in Bollywood who's specialised in playing sidekicks he just had to do it in English.

@Francis...

2 жыл бұрын

Valet

@lauracoles5595

2 жыл бұрын

Karun is an absolute treasure in the movie

@sumitshetty42

2 жыл бұрын

@Vanswock Ibu hatela

“Ah yes you are the Eternals you shall have godly names” Oh and your Sprite I guess Sprite: l-like the soda?

The comment about Synder's Superman is so accurate and I just loved their line about Jolie and the toaster.

@Joseph-sg3jz

2 жыл бұрын

no it wasnt Snyders Superman loved humans so much he was willing to kill the last remnant of his species. These guys just love to drag Cavill's Superman because he didnt smile while he killed people like Christopher Reeve did.

@goldenhorde6944

Жыл бұрын

So destroying his only chance to ever see his homeworld to save humanity before getting forced into killing by a suicidal villain that specifically told him he would not stop killing humans until he died and then immediately regretting it and vowing never to take a life again makes him a bad character? You people need to learn some basic fucking literature.

@Joseph-sg3jz

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenhorde6944 based

@cesar6447

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenhorde6944 and btw it would have "bring back Kripton" it would destroy a whole planet to bring racist genocidal to the earth

@vincentmanuel6052

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenhorde6944 yes it doe’s because that entire movie went against Superman’s character. Snyder chose to write the characters like that, the phantom zone existed, he could’ve sent Zod there

Lines like "Clifford the Big Red God" is why I keep coming back to this series.

@Airman14741

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like your comment, but it's at the perfect number

@EternalDensity

2 жыл бұрын

Unsorted cable drawer!

@drphot6050

2 жыл бұрын

Woof!

@Monie71793

2 жыл бұрын

💯😩😩🤣

Fun Fact: Not only did Eternals have two of the Stark brothers & a main character named Sersi, by it *also* had Game of Thrones' composer for its score, Ramin Djawadi. 😆

@ryanmussell739

2 жыл бұрын

Yes The Cersei name kept throwing me off.

@goodsaint_001

2 жыл бұрын

That's why the score was good.

@goodsaint_001

2 жыл бұрын

He also made the first iron man movie score.

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

Huh, I didn’t know that.

@markcattigan4237

2 жыл бұрын

And also Gemma Chan is dating young Howard stark

Three dimly lit pumps in the missionary position - that's really all you needed to say about The Eternals lmao!

Unsorted cable drawer -omg yes that’s a perfect description

“There’s Thena, a warrior who freaks out when she remembers she’s Angelina Jolie and shouldn’t be sharing a screen with these nobodys” 😂😂😂

@danavixen6274

2 жыл бұрын

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@louisduarte8763

2 жыл бұрын

Joining Brie Larson and Jennifer Lawrence in the ranks of "Oscar-winning actresses just phoning it in for a superhero flick".

@Dzurky

2 жыл бұрын

This one killed me completely 🤣😂🤣

@galaxycraftings

2 жыл бұрын

@@louisduarte8763 bri Larson?? Nah lol

@asmosisyup2557

2 жыл бұрын

Lost my drink on that one, thought the same thing while watching the movie.

Honestly, Eternals should've been a Disney+ miniseries. It can give enough time to flesh out the characters, and set up more world building.(Looking at the Deviants, ehem). And for those who'll complain about the budget, Loki and Wandavision had phenomenal CGI, and they became hits.

@rudellvincentsamson8498

2 жыл бұрын

Angelina Jolie is expensive thats why..

@WolfRamAndHart

2 жыл бұрын

Except, they got Chloe Zhao to agree to direct before she won the Academy award, and it wasn't clear if the Disney + series would work in tandom well with MCU, especially with the pandemic's interference. In retrospect, you're correct.

@thefirminator

2 жыл бұрын

Loki didn't have phenomenal cgi. 🤣🤣

@Souchi-ito

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefirminator check your eyes than.

@AshenVictor

2 жыл бұрын

Oh the other hand, I do not think the answer to "this thing was kinda bad" should be "but what if there was more of it?" The problem with the characters wasn't that there wasn't enough time to flesh them out, the problem with the characters was that none of them were interesting to watch except Kingo and he decides he has something better to do about 2/3 of the way through the movie and just leaves.

This was one of the better Honest Trailers. Actually laughed out loud multiple times.

@gregsouza5748

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@gevorg1989

Жыл бұрын

It was until staryed digging at other movies

@favoritemustard3542

8 күн бұрын

@gevorg1989 for example?

The moral dilemma in this film was ridiculous. Killing existing people for the potential of new people being born in the far future isn't a neutral exchange. You cause harm by killing someone, you don't cause harm by not birthing someone.

@ohedd

2 жыл бұрын

Really bad take. Harm mitigation isn't the only relevant value. Maximizing the net amount of lives people are happy to enjoy is of value too, is it not? Also, _almost_ the entire reason why killing people is bad is because you're forfeiting a person's potential of living a happy life in the future. So you're already conceding that potential for future life is a good value, only you added the really weird and arbitrary distinction that it only applies to currently living humans. I'm sure you agree that we should have a moral discount rate of zero across _space_ (so people geographically separated from ourselves have equal moral value). I propose we should also have a moral discount rate of zero across _time._ According to your model, working to stop climate change or preventing some future existential threat is completely value neutral provided nobody who is born today is likely to suffer the consequences.

@steppin-razor

Жыл бұрын

@@ohedd wrecked

@francisweller839

Жыл бұрын

Logical and well constructed. I applaud you, even if I would normally like to discuss further over slight disagreements. You are an intelligent, rational, and well spoken person

@genekendrick679

Жыл бұрын

@@ohedd bro wrote a whole novel in the comments section 😴😴

@borealis9368

Жыл бұрын

The supreme Court recently: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

Whoever came up with Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind deserves to be compensated for their brilliance.

@michaelalley1903

2 жыл бұрын

This.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve

@Snapper314

2 жыл бұрын

AGREED!

@AlexRejba

2 жыл бұрын

For their... eternal brilliance?

@92brunod

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelalley1903 That

The first thing that came to my head after watching Eternals was: “Honest Trailers is going to have a field day”

@tasnimgyi8164

2 жыл бұрын

Same, it was the first thing I wanted to look for after I watched the movie 🤣

@AlexRejba

2 жыл бұрын

And Pitch Meeting

@AlexRejba

2 жыл бұрын

And my axe!

@iwrotewords510

2 жыл бұрын

this is actually the first honest trailer I have watched in years, usually go for pitch meeting and critical drinker nowadays... though this one was good. lol

@anatine_banana_69

2 жыл бұрын

Mine was Ryan George

4:54 -- That was more clever than probably most people realize... he's "Paper Boi" in Atlanta.

I love Eternals because the Lore behinds it is rich. But yeah the script could've been better. Celestials though looks incredible

@marcusc9931

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen pictures with Arishem photoshopped into Galactus and it looked awesome.

@kyonaerinphwa3032

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, same, i also wish the characters were more fleshed out

@stephenking5852

Жыл бұрын

I would rewatch it.

@nahor88

Жыл бұрын

@@kyonaerinphwa3032 Pretty sure they didn't bother cuz only niche comic fans even know who the Eternals are. They're even more niche than the GotG. At this point they're just making movies cuz they know the MCU makes money, and they can say "hey, we made xzy movie/show for xyz character".

When Jon Snow said "I love you, Cirsei" I laughed so hard in the theatre I was scared I was going to get kicked out.

@killer2403

2 жыл бұрын

?

@Apathygrrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@killer2403 It's a reference to Game of Thrones.

@ledichang9708

Жыл бұрын

I remember half of the theater burst out laughing.

@nahor88

Жыл бұрын

@@Apathygrrl What are you doing? Leave the ignoramus in the dark! He/she even calls themself "Dany" and isn't in the know.

"creatures who look like your unsorted cable drawer" oh god that hit me in the solar plexus, what a line

@Enterprise1701J

2 жыл бұрын

At least they didn't target behind your computer, amirite? 🤣

@commandercaptain4664

2 жыл бұрын

That line put the hypothetical on my clavicle.

@dlilwon

2 жыл бұрын

The relatability of that comment was top notch 👌🏾

@emanuelebolli6437

2 жыл бұрын

That's definitely the most relatable one

@NobleVI_343

Жыл бұрын

Rengoku NOOOO

The entire finale and *"point"* of this movie could've been saved if they needed the Deviant leader, who had absorbed their comrades, to join the Uni-Mind in order to stop the Emergence. Sticking it to the Celestials would've been the _perfect_ motivation for them to put aside their millennia of animosity and join forces, and the fact he'd absorbed two of their members' powers made it feel like this was literally the original plan. It honestly would've been so much more complete of a story and movie.

@michaelu3055

Жыл бұрын

Sure but it wouldn't have felt believable for Thena, the one who could barely control herself to all of a sudden get along with the one who killed Gilgamesh 🤷

@drago939393

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelu3055 That's the point, you get a dramatic and intense dilemma in the plot.

"Shouldn't be sharing screen time with this nobodies" Hilarious

she freaks out when she remembers she is sharing screen with these nobodies got me so hard 🤣🤣🤣

@DeathsInverse

2 жыл бұрын

Pause

@HABO2210

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda like a Get Out magic

@lucasjohn6507

2 жыл бұрын

I almost chocked🤣🤣🤣

@Yebi263

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@danielf3623

2 жыл бұрын

Granted letting Angelina chew on the scenery is a better method for making a decent movie than most that were tried here.

My biggest problem with the plot of the film is that the Eternals say they weren’t to interfere in non-Celestial related affairs even when Thanos was involved, but also say that to make a Celestial you need a certain population of intelligent life on the planet. If anything, doesn’t that mean basically every single Eternal in the universe would get involved considering this guy’s whole plan is to cut the universe population in half?

@sryan9547

2 жыл бұрын

What you are forgetting is that the events of Infinity War only took place over the course of a few days. The Avengers and Guardians only were involved because they had the Infinity Stones themselves or happened to pass by by accident. The Eternals had nothing to do with it and a) didn't have time to find out b) weren't in contact and c) didn't have time to do anything.

@TerryTril

2 жыл бұрын

S Ryan is right. Try to even remember the entire time Thanos himself spent on Earth. After he got the Time Stone from Dr Strange he teleported straight to Wakanda, mowed down some Avengers who were more of a minor annoyance than a threat, got his last stone, and Snap... what was it, less than a minute? At the time the Ethernals were scattered around the globe, so who could've reached the battlefield in time to intervene? Makkari? She was aboard the ship, oblivious to anything happening for who knows how long. It would be funny if she never even knew of the Snap. Thanos's plan unfolded too fast.

@MrMustBNice

2 жыл бұрын

@@sryan9547 Nah, none of that is what Sersi explained to Dane when he asked. They just simply stayed out of it because unbeknownst to them they were just on Earth to birth a new Celestial. Still quite the plot hole there though because Celestials are also living beings in the universe. Maybe Thanos somehow didn’t know about them or something. In his travels/conquest though, that’s just not plausible.

@hellshing4866

2 жыл бұрын

@@sryan9547 Hmmm, I think the news of spaceship over NY would definitely catch the attention of every media and thus they'd converge there.

@fins9584

2 жыл бұрын

The Earth's population doubles every 70 years or so, so even without the Blip, the Snap would have been undone in less than a century. (Which is why Thanos's plan was fundamentally stupid to begin with.) For a group of people that have been around for thousands of years, an extra seventy years' wait probably didn't seem like a big enough deal to put their sneakers on for, never mind gearing up to fight.

This video is more entertaining than the movie for me.

Oh man this movie. The opening felt like an ambitious attempt to turn storytelling on its ear...then it seemed to get lost in its own plotline, vaguely wonder if it should imitate Umbrella Academy, and by the time it appeared ready to get to the point, I really was surprised at how much I just wanted it to be over. You nailed it with this trailer. :D

Absolutely loved the “eternal runtime of the plotless grind” line. Definitely one of the best

@TippyHippy

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@sentientmustache8360

2 жыл бұрын

@spidey that it’s a lame boring movie that deserves that title

@elijahshaw8209

2 жыл бұрын

@@sentientmustache8360 it’s not that lame but it’s lame

@JA-bm4xc

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexisK thanks for the explanation

@wrockage

Жыл бұрын

so good!

Eternal's 2: " Help Kingo find his Dingo". Greatest line ever!

@pr1vatepiles1

2 жыл бұрын

Scrolled down just for this comment :D

@oxdorf

2 жыл бұрын

"lets make it happend!" :D

@nahor88

Жыл бұрын

lollll.... HT makes a really good point though. Kumail could've not gotten that jacked, and no one would've cared. His character was completely forgettable other than some cheeky 1-liners. Did anyone even notice he wasn't involved in the climactic battle? That aside, he's not even a physical fighter; he uses frikin finger pistols. Thena was way more physical, and I doubt Angelina felt the need to bulk up.

@ciaralewis5363

11 ай бұрын

It was the synchronized screeching for me.

The fanboy scream at Harry Styles was priceless 😂

Legends will understand that "shaper boi" reference 😂

@unflexian

2 жыл бұрын

too bad Tupac wasn't in this movie, she still had a few months

It’s funny we’ve been giving Wanda crap for Westview since WandaVision came out but this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone bring up the fact that Druig did the same thing on purpose to a whole tribe of people for who knows how long

@horace6851

2 жыл бұрын

especially that Wanda was mostly unaware what is happening (or in deep denial) and after she fully realized it, she actually stopped. It's like we have this trend now to be sensitive about mental illness and defend people in deep depression for their acts, but then also only focus on the surface of Wanda's actions. Even though the show went to such a length to explain and explore her state of mind.

@chuckhoyle1211

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think Druig was doing it the whole time. Maybe he was. I don't care. This movie was boring and all the heroes had zero self-confidence except for Thena, who was going crazy, and Discount Superman who was the bad guy for actually doing his job. This movie was written by a philosophy major who got C+s. It tried to be deep, but just kept on going in circles while navel gazing and smelling its own farts.

@daneroberts1996

2 жыл бұрын

it seems like he was doing it for centuries at least, he must have been like a god to that village

@TMSokoya

2 жыл бұрын

@@horace6851 Wanda didn't stop straight away, though. It took a few episodes after Monica confronted her for Wanda to finally let everyone go. And Druig at least didn't manipulate the tribe to live out a fantasy he had in his head.

@horace6851

2 жыл бұрын

@@TMSokoya of course he did. He had a fantasy of a utopian human settlement that had never existed in history. People are violent, it's not great, but they are. He was forcing his will to keep people entrapped "for their own good", just like any dictator.

"Look what Kingo did for this film, and you didn't even pop his shirt off?" Agree, 1000%. What a wasted opportunity. What was Marvel thinking?

@yuukitaiyou

2 жыл бұрын

also him yeeting out of the final fight before it even starts lmao

@LasTCursE69

2 жыл бұрын

If they hired Jason Statham instead he'd probably be naked for half the film

@steveking1037

2 жыл бұрын

They (Chloe Zhao) was upset he even did that.

@chassan10

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was MCU law for every main actor to show off their abs at least once.

@chassan10

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, Tom Holland and Chris Hemsworth have both done it 3 times, though I think Tom did it the second and third time just to give his real-life girlfriend a show.

"Clifford The Big Red God" slayed me!

0:29 WHAT WAS THAT SCENE AGAIN !?

Seriously missed opportunity: Cersei has always had a thing for... brothers.

@micahjohansson7573

2 жыл бұрын

Damn true lol.

@smurfyday

2 жыл бұрын

Harsh but true.

@RushWheeler

2 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the joke?

@smurfyday

2 жыл бұрын

@@RushWheeler It comes from Game of Thrones. You will ruin a bit of the show if anyone tells you. Better watch it first. Cercei is one of the main characters on the show.

@generalx13

2 жыл бұрын

@@RushWheeler I'll spoil it for you since the joke is clear from the first episode of Game of Thrones. The actors who played Dane and Ikaris were also 2 of the main characters from GoT, who are brothers. One of the primary antagonists in GoT is named Cersei, who has an issue doing the incest with her twin brother. Hence, Cersei has always had a thing for brothers... It's like a triple entendre.

Meet Thena, a warrior who freaks out when she remembers she is Angelina Jolie. This killed me

@motor4X4kombat

2 жыл бұрын

and that scene wasn't in the script, thats how angelina jolie thinks how toasters work

@goodsaint_001

2 жыл бұрын

@@motor4X4kombat so she doesn't have toasters in her house? Did brad pitt hide it from her? 😂

@30noir

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodsaint_001 Think the joke was she has servants bring her toast which I find very believable.

Love how positive this trailer turned out to be.

@Beverly_Dingus

2 жыл бұрын

For real, I actually really enjoyed this movie. Especially because there's obviously so many plotlines about to spawn from it.

Considering I just finally saw *The Eternals* last weekend, THIS is perfect and on time!!! I love that *Honest Trailers* remains phenomenal. Thank you for that, Screen Junkies!!! 🤣😂🤣🥰🤗🙌🏽

"Are we sure this isn't a DC Movie?" You hit the nail on the head, Honest Trailers.

@docsays

2 жыл бұрын

-yup

@roberthoward9500

2 жыл бұрын

Tone-wise it really did feel like a DC movie. All the characters looked forever miserable.

@averymerrick

2 жыл бұрын

@@roberthoward9500 Right.

@gabrieljimenez9762

2 жыл бұрын

I was having this conversation with a friend just yesterday. That is is a Marvelized DCEU movie.

@7SCRi

2 жыл бұрын

Marvel makes better DCEU movies than Warner

When Jon Snow told Sersei "My family history is complicated," my first thought was "my name is Aegon Targaryen"

@michaelbuckelew

2 жыл бұрын

He needs a good Dark Knight Joker role into which he can disappear. We hear that voice and see that face, it’s Jon freaking Snow.

@kimreni

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I whispered to my friend at the cinema :D

@spderweb

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Black Knight is basically the King of the North. Gonna be a medieval sword fighter going up against.... vampires I guess since Blade and him are teaming up.

@christiang6960

2 жыл бұрын

And then they ignore it for the rest of the movie without mentioning it again ;)

@Incrediblya

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God I'm not the only one who thought that "complicated family history" was supposed to go like "I was born a royal heir and then I banged my aunt" :D

''No, you love Daenerys!'' I'm so done 🤣🤣🤣

"....to fight creatures who look like your unsorted cable drawer." TRUTH.

They should have fleshed this out more and made it into a 6 episode Disney+ streaming series.

@garrettcarter5622

2 жыл бұрын

You wanted this to be longer?!

@Grf1556

2 жыл бұрын

Every Eternal should have gotten their own movie before the big team up.

@acgonzales7

2 жыл бұрын

exactly what Pitch Meeting said 😆

@juniorteixeira2955

2 жыл бұрын

A disney+ show before the movie came out is not a bad idea, a wasted opportunity if you asked me.

@oldcowbb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grf1556 you are joking right

For some reason, the continued 'Druig sucks' joke had me cracking up by the end of the video. Like, he must Really hate Druig to keep saying he sucks every time he comes up lmaoo

@kylewalker641

2 жыл бұрын

Or he was just repeating the line that Kingo said

@christianschoff2490

2 жыл бұрын

Dude. I hate Druig too.

@KajianTemp

2 жыл бұрын

That line stayed with me long after the movie had ended. Kumail just summing up what everyone felt after that first meeting, no sugarcoating, just a plain and simple statement: DRUIG SUCKS.

@robertcortez4956

2 жыл бұрын

Why does Druig look like Ezra Miller?

@christianschoff2490

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertcortez4956 thankfully he's not Ezra or else I'd hate Druig instead of just find him annoying.

I hadn't spotted that! 2:47

Forget "THANOS WAS RIGHT" merch, I want a "THE ETERNALS WERE WRONG" shirt 🤣

The potential of the Eternals is limitless if they didn't congest it in a 2hr film introducing 10 characters with backstory who lived for 7,000 Earth years. A series of this would be thrilling, post movie timeline.

@coleedgecombe5944

2 жыл бұрын

right, they're literally 2,000 years older than odin, and that's only since their last memory wipe, Ajax has been around since before Asgard was even a concept

@panjimartiandaru3081

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, after watching the movie, I also thought this should a series instead of a movie. So many background and story they can explore.

@O1OO1O1

2 жыл бұрын

They don't make a fortune from a series, though.

@prodigydigit

2 жыл бұрын

yeah! it should’ve been a disney+ series honestly

@boomboom6577

2 жыл бұрын

Actually I’d have been fine with a longer movie. I think a series would drag on, not enough action.

Throw It In: According to Lauren Ridloff, Makkari's scream was not in the script. She decided to do it in a take and was happy that it made it into the final cut.

@inevahdie

2 жыл бұрын

Which one is Makkari again?

@averymerrick

2 жыл бұрын

@@inevahdie The speedy one.

@assadbenbrahim

2 жыл бұрын

@@averymerrick did she scream?

@PerovNigma

2 жыл бұрын

@@assadbenbrahim During the final battle on the volcano island.

@averymerrick

2 жыл бұрын

@@assadbenbrahim Yes.

2:06 “keep all these characters straight” I get it, because Phastos isn’t straight😂

Man...the amount of money, time, and brain cells Screen Junkies has saved me is just incalculable

They could have told a great story about how they found out that the monsters that they had been trying to kill were intelligent beings that they can agree with.

@lilitharam44

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, totally gloss over that point, ya know, maybe the Deviants weren't "bad."

@marknunez5921

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilitharam44 Wouldn’t that be too similar to captain marvel?

@lilitharam44

2 жыл бұрын

@@marknunez5921 Probably, but they didn't get much screen time anyway.

@Crimsonnavyking

2 жыл бұрын

@@marknunez5921 It would make sense though, the shapeshifting skrulls in the comics are the deviant version of their species. It would a bit of a tie-in to the rest of the MCU.

@vashok

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! And then what? People will think problemas can be talked out?

This is definitely the most DCEU movie MCU had ever made.

@colereed7411

2 жыл бұрын

I personally like this movie a lot and don't like dceu movies so I humbly disagree

@deandremonroe7763

2 жыл бұрын

@@colereed7411 same.

@ericthemadscientist8357

2 жыл бұрын

yo have you seen the new suicide squad

@aijaeugene2858

2 жыл бұрын

This is the new MCU get used to it...DCEU making a strong comeback this decade

@RickyG93

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder why it was so terrible

Plus a split second off-screen appearance by the only Vampire other than Dracula that actually makes Vampire franchises relevant in cinema

This honest trailer is better than entire Eternal movie 😂😂

I still can’t get over how absolutely wrecked earth would be if something that large got half its body through every single layer of earth.

@drphot6050

2 жыл бұрын

That's Fisti... I mean Science for ya!

@kevinpope7230

2 жыл бұрын

...and then turned to stone, leaving something close to the size of the moon hanging off the side of the planet. Even if you hand-wave the eruptions away, you're talking about a significant change in the earth's center of gravity. Our rotation would be screwed and we'd be facing a MASSIVE cataclysm. I have no idea how Marvel plans to deal with this in the future, but clearly they didn't think this through.

@Kuolonen

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinpope7230 Bold of you to assume they give a toss about the scientific implications. Big bad dead, day saved problems solved, we move on.

@koalasandwich567

2 жыл бұрын

would love to see the news coverage of that

@RushWheeler

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kuolonen *Flashbacks to Ant-Man intensify*

"Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind" has to be one of the most on point names you've given a movie

@Fly-hv9jh

2 жыл бұрын

@spidey It's a pun on the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

@P07H34D

2 жыл бұрын

@spidey can you not read?

5:08 has my heart 😭😭😭

I burst myself when the narrator said The fling in the north 🤣

LITERALLY the fact there were two GoT actors in love with "Sersei" I just couldn't believe it 🤣🤣🤣

That Harry Styles euphoria with the drop on the floor sound was beyond perfect. 😂😂😂

@Monie71793

2 жыл бұрын

💯😩🤣🤣

@joelmole3157

2 жыл бұрын

It was my younger sister's very reaction

@mango-strawberry

Жыл бұрын

I don't remember seeing that guy in this movie 🤔

@mango-strawberry

Жыл бұрын

Who's he

@norbucso

Жыл бұрын

@@mango-strawberry if I'm not mistaken he is a singer. I only know the name. Not a single song. 🤷‍♂️😋

I feel so seen by this video 🤧 I literally paused when I realized that Robert Stark and John Snow were fighting over a butch named Sursi.

This is the most honest Honest Trailer that I've seen so far. :)

The guy who played Gilgamesh was totally badass in Train to Busan.

@tasnimgyi8164

2 жыл бұрын

That's why he looked so familiar-

@stevenscott2136

2 жыл бұрын

He was pretty good at punching things there, too. Korean "Rocky" remake, anyone?

@mj7087

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to say this, I'm so glad he's getting high-profile roles

@-a7181

2 жыл бұрын

Oh thank god i couldn't figure out where I saw him before

@viddork

2 жыл бұрын

And here was me thinking that was Benedict Wong from _Doctor Strange._

“Debate the trolly problem for 2.5 hours” I’m dying 🤣

@vickylikesthis

2 жыл бұрын

It's accurate and damn, apparently I am one of those people lol

@stephenrynerson5530

2 жыл бұрын

Only if the switch operator sends the trolley down your track though!

this was really funny, it felt a lot more like the first honest trailers

"Clifford the big red god" I fucking died 😂😂😂

When she remembers she is Angelina Jolie and shouldn’t be sharing the screen time with these nobodies 😂😂😂😂 LMAO

@FabbyTravy

2 жыл бұрын

that was fucking gold

@vladthemad2

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, they really wasted Angelina Jolie in this movie

@manchesterunitedno7

2 жыл бұрын

@@vladthemad2 They wasted Salma and Kumail in the movie.

@alexarnaldos4549

2 жыл бұрын

Well, if you take out his character, the movie is the same, so...

@sridharvaishnava9003

2 жыл бұрын

@@vladthemad2 agree 💯

“Debating the trolley problem for 2 and a half hours” I died of laughter

"Eternal Run Time of the Plotless Grind" OMG I fell out of my chair laughing at that one!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Clifford, the big red dog" for some reason that one got me good. 😀

This is one of the funniest meta-burns on any movie that honest trailers has ever produced. The Angeline Jolie commentary about her being out of place is spot on. 😅😂😂😂🤣🤣

"Three dimly-lit pumps in missionary" They were also doing it on *sand* like, why?! Its coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere! Plus I literally couldn't care less about their 'romance'

@cameronsitton501

2 жыл бұрын

Also, there was no purpose to it. What would have made it INTERESTING is if they had a lil eternal baby who they had no frame of reference for. "Is it supposed to be turning colors or is it choking?!?" "I DON'T KNOW!"

I went through Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting and am surprised no one joked about Sprite being mini Loki, and Icirus being pretty much Homelander.

That Harry Styles one caught me so off guard lol

This has Flash, Superman, Wonder woman and Alfred ! What more of a Justice League can you ask for.

@lucasbakeforero426

2 жыл бұрын

BATMAN

@atharvadeshpande4749

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Eternals have always been a Justice League knock off for Marvel. even in the Comics.

I personally feel that it might not have been the smartest idea from a marketing standpoint for marvel to introduce characters called variants and characters called deviants within 6 months of each other

@staceynainlab888

2 жыл бұрын

I actually got confused about that while I was rewatching Eternals and had to remind myself what the word used in Loki was

@brainlock72

2 жыл бұрын

Considering this movie was supposed to come out BEFORE Loki, and both terms are used in comics and no one has issues there, it might just be you. Btw, those tree people in LotR are called Ents. Gonna fight that movie, too?

It took time to understand, but right now it is clear to me, that Arishem is in fact, the Rhulk. And that fact explains his will to destroy worlds

That question about Sprite is thought provoking. How is it that someone who’s been alive for millions of years not be a super genius?

"Oh, right you're in this movie too." I had that exact thought when he showed up during the big final battle

Honestly I think Druig was my favourite tied with Makari. And their dynamic was the best in the film to.

@hollywoodshopaholic

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, this was the only dynamic in the movie I could fangirl over lol, they were so cute

@maartenvandersteen5134

2 жыл бұрын

They were cute together, but Druig still sucks.

@acgonzales7

2 жыл бұрын

@@maartenvandersteen5134 his power is cool, but in what way does it help vs the deviants? He seems pretty useless in a fight with them.

@RickyBBlessed

2 жыл бұрын

@@acgonzales7 I guess its for evacuating civilians. But to be honest, seeing how they were designed to fight deviants they could have been a bit more durable or had more combat focused abilities. Outside of Icarus, Thena, Kingo and Gilgamesh the others can barely put down a deviant at best.

@urooj09

2 жыл бұрын

@@RickyBBlessed they were also there to keep check on humans and help them progress in whatever small amount they can.

imagine having to go to school for eternity lol. and we thought 12 years was bad🤣🤣

Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind is a fantastic game name for this. Brilliant.

The best part of this was how you guys drove the point home that you don't like Druig. That had me howling 🤣

@TippyHippy

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@steveking1037

2 жыл бұрын

Druig sucks. It's canon.

@RushWheeler

2 жыл бұрын

I liked Druig the most out of all the Eternals, he honestly didn't get enough screen time tbh. But then again, neither did like 2 thirds of the cast.

@mykiamoto7145

2 жыл бұрын

@@RushWheeler he and Makkari were the most interesting and least explored characters

@Friekasoid

2 жыл бұрын

@@TippyHippy is your willy Druig?

Can’t believe you guys didn’t make a “SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT” joke for when the celestial’s head appeared in the sky

@dingross

2 жыл бұрын

I like what you got!

@elyisus8145

2 жыл бұрын

just the tip

@mmicb0b

2 жыл бұрын

the guy I saw this with literally made that joke

I was really waiting for him to say sprite looks like Peter Pan 🤣

This was soooo spot on loooool

5:08 lmao this is too accurate. Legit the same reaction from all the reaction channels I've watched when they see Harry walking in. Well, maybe, except the fainting.

@TragoudistrosMPH

2 жыл бұрын

Can you explain, please? Is it the actor or character?

"The Fling in the North" So good!

this was the best honest trailer in a long time! :D

I haven’t seen a movie this dedicated to wasting your time in a long while. Straight up “Nothing: The Motion Picture”

This wasn't in the script

That eternals 2 line almost made me spit my food out i laughed so hard lol. Great job guys.

Totally hilarious can’t stop laughing at those lines and titles too. That why I love honest trailer good place to have a laugh or two awesome.

Has to be one of the funniest ones yet. Absolutely hilarious

Ironically in a movie about literal Gods the most interesting character is a human.

@mariebourgot4949

2 жыл бұрын

They're not literal gods at all, they're are powerful androids.

@jflores85

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, I just saw it for Black Knight

@yuukitaiyou

2 жыл бұрын

The human was so interesting that one of the gods who wanted to become one actually get to become one

@AnujKuumar

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuukitaiyou Yes...

02:23 but that's literally how top bollywood actors dance.

“Shaper boi” Brilliant lmao

Perfect title, well played 👏