“I was asleep during training” we don’t even actually get trained 😂😂😭

@kaylawaters2691

5 жыл бұрын

Just like most customer service jobs. What training? Lol.

@nateinsane4023

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaylawaters2691 My cashier training was throwing me in on a busy Friday.

@kimmccarthy5097

5 жыл бұрын

So true😂😂

@CantEscapeFlorida

5 жыл бұрын

Uh yeah walmart employees do lol

@joseph-pierreboudaher9772

5 жыл бұрын

All we do is watch training videos and answer questions and graduate. After that u get throw in

"Fashion... uh, you're at Walmart try the mall-" Holy cow that was gold 😂😂

@alstaa3434

4 жыл бұрын

Not honest though

@PuffyOne1898

4 жыл бұрын

Are the emojis necessary?

@leavemetodream6391

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JohanKylander

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.rodriguez4991 He clearly shops at Walmart.

@Hercules1-v9m

3 жыл бұрын

That was almost word for word my response back when I worked there. Customer was asking me if we had Louis Vuitton.

“I just clocked in and got 6 hours here” *Later* “I still got 6 and a half hours here”

@chicdame1990

5 жыл бұрын

lol bc it seems longer 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄☠

@neetrab

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed that haha!

@OneRichMofo

4 жыл бұрын

@@neetrab that was the joke

@youtubehandleeee

4 жыл бұрын

It really do be like that sometimes

@naterk9460

4 жыл бұрын

"So 8 of our 19 employees called in sick again today, so we're going to need you to stay 3 extra hours."

"Engagement ring? Who you trying to propose to? Honey boo boo?" OMG, that was hilarious

@BreakdownRow

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Reid's Face Shield and the last

@DeepBlue7

3 жыл бұрын

It made me laugh because mine is from there 😂

@lyndsikohlmeier6898

3 жыл бұрын

I snorted at that scene....my hubby has bought all my rings from Walmart, proposed to me in the middle of Walmart when I worked at Walmart 🤣 And I couldn't be happier 😍 (also NO longer an employee of Walmart for many years now and also very happy with that too LOL)

@emiliaescobar7652

2 жыл бұрын

he's too cute

This is, without a doubt, how it feels working there. We see you Karen, buying your 16 bottles of wine and two 88¢ pregnancy tests. We see you.

@ShadowsandCityLights

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@johnnyd655

5 жыл бұрын

I wish our walmarts sold booze

@shrekstaextra752

4 жыл бұрын

johnny d booze is bad for you

@riorichard3996

4 жыл бұрын

Cade Rodger bahahaha

@MK_ULTRA420

4 жыл бұрын

That's okay, Karen doesn't care.

He's make a great Walmart employee in real life, certainly friendlier than the ones I've come across.

@MelB868

5 жыл бұрын

Usually at Walmart there’s no one to help you

@CantEscapeFlorida

5 жыл бұрын

If you've never worked there, then shut the fuck up.

@johnnyd655

5 жыл бұрын

@@MelB868 ive never been helped there, either there are no employees or they hide in the back

@chicdame1990

5 жыл бұрын

seriously

@chicdame1990

5 жыл бұрын

@@MelB868 dude😩

That kid ain’t gettin no scholarship 😆🤣

@sarahschroeder4739

6 жыл бұрын

Anna Buys crooked old legs

@sandrasanders706

5 жыл бұрын

That line...GONE!!!! LOLOLOLOL

@PuffyOne1898

4 жыл бұрын

Were the emojis necessary?

@mr.maguire1255

4 жыл бұрын

Lil_A_20 2.0 ????? Was that comment necessary? That’s the point of emojis....to be used....

@hunnies4600

3 жыл бұрын

rofl 🤪

OMG! That is me every night at work. Not Walmart, but I'm serious when I say, retail steals your soul. You had nicer things to say, me? I have to repent about every 5 seconds.

@livurelife

6 жыл бұрын

Your comment is sad, but funny.

@shannonlewis3341

6 жыл бұрын

Pam Butler 😂😂😂

@JMarieCAlove

6 жыл бұрын

I worked at a high end department store, sucked the life out of me! Same kind of people but with money, money really can't buy class! Lol 😉

@PhoenixAngel429

5 жыл бұрын

True. Work in a grocery store got off at 11 and someone called wanting to get a new ham. They got the wrong one......

@elliremi3154

5 жыл бұрын

We weren’t allowed to tell customers we were closing on a regular day but the company allowed us to basically kick people out at closing time during Christmas Eve. Some people would get so mad that they didn’t have time to shop for presents but we were all ready to go home and see our family. Not my fault their stupid selves didn’t shop earlier

As someone who is in retail, sometimes customers slowly turn you into this guy. Unfortunately you sometimes have to deal with people with mental and/or drug problems, but you can't snap because you need the money to survive.

@Not_an_alligator

3 жыл бұрын

My guy... Having to deal with an occasional crazy person is NOT why people hate retail I can't even imagine being this ignorant of the world, lol

@BadWolfSilence

3 жыл бұрын

@@Not_an_alligator Why are so many people so hostile in comments dang they’re just sharing their experiences

@davidpaul6290

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if you snapped at a person with legitimate mental or drug problems, YOU’D be the asshole in that situation.

@davidpaul6290

3 жыл бұрын

@@BadWolfSilence “Why are so many people so hostile (towards Nazis) in the comments dang they’re just sharing their experiences”

@kingbump6829

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidpaul6290 When did Nazis come into this? Am I missing something?

I like how the amount of time left at work INCREASED according to him during his shift 😂. Retail is another level of hell.

@Tobunari

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonstanley818 Could suggest those ergonomic stand up desks so you can stand up all day

@northpaul3276

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonstanley818 im sitting in office and its much better

@northpaul3276

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonstanley818 do you have an experience of office work? It could be very different. Being in retail is always the same. What do you do?

As a walmart employee i identify SO hard with "I just clocked in, i've got 6 hours left and i'm so tired"

@Tobunari

3 жыл бұрын

Then later he has 6 and half more hours to go.

@kurrie3280

3 жыл бұрын

You don't have to work in retail to get that feeling.

I wish it was longer 😂

@elchappo1320

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@levilaxton2247

3 жыл бұрын

@@elchappo1320 LOLLLL!!!

This is why I usually start my interactions with retail workers with “sorry to bother you”, and end them by saying “thank you”. Retail workers only deal with us because it’s their job, and considering the people they deal with on a regular basis, I feel the least we can do as customers is show them some respect.

@truthunfiltered314

3 жыл бұрын

One time I made the mistake of wearing a blue polo and khaki shorts to Walmart. I'll never do that again. I lost count how many other customers asked me where things were. My response was usually, "I don't work here, but what you're looking for is over...." I used to spend way too much time at Walmart

@coreymajtyka460

Жыл бұрын

As someone who works in retail, that's really appreciated.

"who do you think you're proposing to, Honey Boo Boo?' ... HILARIOUS LOL :)

Yessss!! I got so excited when I saw the title, because I’ve been in retail for about 6 years!

@TheUrbanEpicure

6 жыл бұрын

That's really sad, Erin. Why are you so stupid and uneducated?

@ElizabethAlmey

6 жыл бұрын

You have my respect

@ichliebebrotmann9709

6 жыл бұрын

6 years?!?

@BearryHungry

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Arial lol I never wanted to try food industry

@elizabethbrennan4889

6 жыл бұрын

+ToxicDonut81 Whats wrong with where she works. As longs as she works hard and does a honest job it does not matter where she works.

"What you trying to put on layway at Walmart for? The most expensive thing in here is $27." ROFL

@ep3865

3 жыл бұрын

Best part!!!!

@PatternLand

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t a good joke though

I worked in retail for maybe (all together) 10 years or so, and the customers are NOT the problem - in fact, they are the reason the stores are in business. The problem is (in many, if not MOST of the cases) MANAGEMENT. (Yes, I worked at Walmart, ha.)

@drewwinchester4221

5 жыл бұрын

Monorail Beyond the Veil* YES!!! You are 100% correct. They walk around doing nothing and having not a clue what is going on throughout the store, while the regular employees are doing all the hard work/physical labor.. smh

@zombieedrea

5 жыл бұрын

It's both tbh. Management is worse tho.

@Therathmataz

3 жыл бұрын

I work at a small grocery store and I actually see my managers doing a lot, cataloging inventory, dealing with particularly difficult customers, helping organize the load and working the schedule so people can get the hours they need I guess I'm the exception though.

@DarkEagle-vx9hd

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for saying that! Not everyone has worked retail (I have),but everyone has been a customer. I'd like to tell all retail workers to please not hate us. Yes, about 5% of us are crazy a-holes, but focus on the 95% who are friendly and appreciate your help. The senior citizens even like you helping them feel less lonely. But yes ... management. Greed is not always smart. Why put out Xmas stuff out in September, but treat your employees, who are running the place, like shit? If they're happy, tthey'll make customers happier and more likely to hang around and buy more products. Morons! Sorry for the long reply. It's late at night and I just rambled on. Good luck in your job!

@MyShiroyuki

3 жыл бұрын

Where I work, the management I see every day is fine. The higher ups are terrible but we barely ever have to deal with them. The customers though... I’m quitting my job because they are the most toxic entitled assholes on the planet. And I don’t even live in a big city! I live in Anchorage, which only barely qualifies as a city, and yet we have some very horrible customers who act like employees are their slaves and nothing they say is ever wrong.

The most popular question when I worked at a retail store was, "Where's the restroom." One day I was feeling brave, so when a customer started walking toward me obviously looking as if she were going to ask a question, I blurted out before she could say anything, "The restrooms are in the children's department by the exit doors." Her startled reply was "Thank you" and off she went towards the children's department.

Lol I laugh cause I used to work at Walmart and legit they wanted to make me manager after I passed my 90 days lol not sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing lol needless to say I didn't take it lol

@WildVee

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@davidkenway4862

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DenimGeans

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Crewsneck

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@nihilisticbarbie

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes

As a Walmart employee I can confirm, people think that you have the entire store plan memorized in your head and can find them exactly what they need even if you are working grocery they think you are going to know the exact location of some obscure medicine and are frustrated if you don’t.

I love it!!!! "You're gonna need a lot more than shampoo to fix that bird-nest looking mop-top..." LMAO!!!!

Don’t be hating on Walmart fashion. I live in a small town where Walmart is one of my only clothing options and let me tell you they have some good stuff.

@jakegwen2393

5 жыл бұрын

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@nihilisticbarbie

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, no need to take it personal though

@michellepaul8514

5 жыл бұрын

Melanie Brown Yeah Walmart does have cute clothes.

@spider-man4818

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao broke

@pikolinxd2458

5 жыл бұрын

Calm down lady is just a joke

I love you John, as a Walmart employee I can tell you you left A LOT of quality material on the court for this one.

When I got the notification, I legit thought the title said "Hottest retail employee."

@OWilliams2098

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@catblimp7894

6 жыл бұрын

thousand foot deep end I mean he's not bad looking.. :\

So true. What is also crazy is when you call the store because your oven went out the day before Thanksgiving. I ask if they have a certain convection oven. No, they don't have any at all. Walk in and there are like 100 stacked up in the middle of the main aisle. Love his humor.

I love how first he said he had 6 hours left, then it turned into 6 1/2 hours! 😂 He must have picked up an extra hour of work, or his boss must have convinced him to stay a little later than usual!

"I swear to God if one more person asks me where the Legos are" I would like to take this time to sincerely apologize to all Walmart employees whom I've triggered and pissed off by asking about where the Legos are.

“Engagement rings? This is Walmart. Who are you proposing to, Hunny Boo-Boo?”

*S a v a g e*

THE ACCURACY IS UNREAL

@MelB868

5 жыл бұрын

It’s not even accurate

@jamesdukes1869

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelB868 yes it is I've worked in retail b4

As an ex Wal-Mart employee, this man be dropping all the truth bombs 😂

Engagement ring!? This is Walmart who you proposing to Honey Boo Boo!? So dead rn

"Recliner? That's gonna be over in FURNITURE" 😂😂

@xjunkxyrdxdog89

3 жыл бұрын

Sporting goods.

Beginning of video: “I got 6 more hours in this place” About 20 second later: “I got 6.5 more hours in this place” Yo retail work really does feel like that though 😂

Thanks for the smiles sir...we all need them more now than ever before...:)

You don't know how many times I've been asked to help a customer find something and it's right in front of them!

I work in retail and I feel this on a spiritual level

I relate to this on a spiritual level

I wish ppl were as helpful as you

I hope that basketball isn't for your son... Ain't no way he's getting a scholarship with that ol' crooked leg..." Oh man. Laughed out loud to that part!🤣

Omg I almost died at Honey Boo Boo 😂😂😂

"Recliner, Honestly you need to be lookin at a treadmill" lol

This is litterly me at every retail job I've ever had

“Hi, do you have more of this item in the back?” “Sure! Let me just check for you. I’ll be right back :)” *Stays in the back stockroom as long as possible* *Comes out 2 hours later, sees the same customer and hides in the aisles on the other side of the department store*

i'm so grateful i found this channel lmao

Yep, basically my mentality when I worked at Office Depot. Hopefully never working in retail ever again.

At Walmart watching this 😂

@wendyokoopa7048

3 жыл бұрын

Working or shopping?

I literally got a 15 second Walmart "feel-good" ad before this

When someone asks me where something is I always just say I don’t know I just work here

That's me everyday working in retail lmaoo

As an ex-Walmart employee, I can tell you 150% we talked like that behind bad customers' backs

When you first start retail your spirits are high and joyful but as time goes by you realize your not actually meant to stay there for long. So naturally people get depressed but the thing is it doesn't have to be that way there is a hero out there just waiting for us ask him for our help.

I’m waiting for some employee at Walmart to say I don’t know I don’t work here and then they looked down at their own shirt and they say well crap I guess I do

O My GOODNESS, that is how some be "I don't know, some where over there"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@randolbatson9357

6 жыл бұрын

It is a great day at Walmart....how may I help UUUUU. How may I help,

I hate how accurate this is to me, I actually slept during training lol

As a walmart employee I can relate to the beginning. Every single day, people are waiting for me at the time clock to hand me their department keys, so I would be running around the store, opening locked up items to take up to the register. This leads me to bumping into multiple customers asking for help. I would be back at my own department 30 min later asking myself, "what was I doing again" "oh right working on this one pallet." Then the cycle continues until my shift ended and I'm still not done with the pallet I started 5 hours ago.

that's so true but that's not my department I don't know where anything is at. it's so you should did the registers I got all those registers and there's only a few of them open and people stand in line for hours

“I was asleep during training” 😂

13 years in retail - 100% accurate and I don't miss it for a min, and will never work retail again. ROFL!

0:23 I've witnessed a proposal in the pharmacy section during an employee huddle.

Lol so true. He should have made some sassy comment about the clients attitude, my mom works at Wal-Mart and a lot of people are rude or stupid😂

i work at Walmart and i sleep through training. Bahahahaha! Love your videos.

“Bird nest lookin mop top” OH MY GOODNESS YOUR HILARIOUS!!😂😂

The dislikes are from Walmart upper management.

"I was asleep during training" Accurate.

I worked at Hellmart too lol this is only scratching the surface of the things I used to think XD this was hilarious though

"The most expensive thing in here's 27 dollars!" Doesn't walmart sell appliances and videogames?

@Tdanae19

6 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB yes they sale things for thousands of dollars...this "comedian" doesn't have his facts together

@nattychamps9098

6 жыл бұрын

Tamra Welch Depends on what wallmart you go too. And calm down it’s just a joke man. It doesn’t have to be fact worthy it’s just for fun

@rose-annelebel5112

6 жыл бұрын

Of course he knows that, it’s just a joke. Plus if you look closely you can see a “29,88” sign at 0:42 ;)

@forgivenbecauseofgrace2544

6 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB yep and joke

@videogamejockey

6 жыл бұрын

lawl. cue *doesn't comprehend exaggeration or sarcasm in 3...2....1.....

Worked in that hell whole for four years, and this is 100% right

This was what too short!!!😂🤣😂

Literally the first 4 seconds is me every goddamn shift. Sometimes it's 5 minutes into a shift and everyone's already decided to piss me off.

Thankfully I have no problem looking for LEGO lol

“Recliner that’s going to be over in the furniture, really need to be looking for a tredmill” 😂I cant

I am the person who asks where legos are

LOL engagement ring at Walmart 😂💀

@2Blessed

6 жыл бұрын

That's where mine came from, and it's gorgeous!

@Jenavee26

6 жыл бұрын

2 Blessed oh really? I'm happy for you! I guess I wouldn't really know how it is, I live in Asia lol

@tobiasboston5663

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know they sold them at Walmart! 😂

@jonathanc.jeffrey4689

6 жыл бұрын

Bought my wife's engagement ring at Walmart 14 years ago, because I was an employee there at the time. It's the only place I could afford it from, but my wife loved it. It has since been lost and replaced with another one from a different store. But there is so much more to a happy marriage than an expensive ring. 😊 Love his sarcastic comedy. We all view the world through our own lens. God bless 😃

@account10558

6 жыл бұрын

At the Walmart I go to there is a whole jewelry section with rings and stuff that is in a case.

It's how he also looks exhausted and frustrated that sells this video for me. 😂

The most expensive thing John you oh my

*the most expensive thing in here is 27$ 😂😂😂😂*

Every time I watch your videos it reminds me of how awesome Vine was lol

"A blender? I dunno. Try--over there, somewhere...? I dunno. I work at Walmart, dude. I was asleep during training." 😆🤣

I work as a sales associate at Kohl's and this feels so accurate! It gets frustrating when you have customers ask you where things are and it's either right in front of them or super obvious XD

😂😂 i just came from walmart and im sure i annoyed the heck out of the employees asking for sunscreen and toothpicks🙈🙈

@nickchemist3722

4 жыл бұрын

You annoyed me just saying you were shopping for sunscreen and toothpicks

The #accuracy is real 😂

The fact that he went to a Walmart to make this!

Honestly. I hid all my negativity and sarcasm behind a smile after people keep telling me where the bathroom is despite a big sign being displayed on where it is!

@Therathmataz

3 жыл бұрын

I've said to customers that I don't know why I still have my job when I hate people, I've given up on the bathroom thing it's aisle four and if you make me elaborate you deserve to piss yourself.

27 dollars yah right 😂

The message is, don’t work at Walmart if you don’t wanna do the job. Learn a skill or trade so you can work somewhere you enjoy. Trust me it’s not hard to do😁

@tierrabrock3231

3 жыл бұрын

What do you suggest?

@nibruh4468

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the point, they got no skills of money

The last line is always the best in these😂😂

To all retail workers november is here and the "festive season"is aproaching fast which mean going to work will feel like entring a warzone so i wish all of you good luck and i hope January will find each and everyone of you with your mental health still intact.

Oh my you’re hilarious 😆

I've never gotten this much customer service at Wal-Mart! LOL

@MelB868

5 жыл бұрын

I know right

There is a special place in heaven for retail employees...where all the Karen's have to cater to their every whim!

@wendyokoopa7048

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean hell

"The restroom? How long have you been here that you need to go to the restroom? And we're watching, better leave that security tag on!"

Me: people at Walmart shouldn’t make $15 an hour... Me, after walking into my local Walmart: holy shit, look at these customers. They should be making $45 an hour to deal with these walking Petri dishes

@wendyokoopa7048

3 жыл бұрын

Can verify. I would lose pieces of my sanity after every Walmart trip despite doing it once a month. Love the low prices but the people are scraping the bottom of the barrel for common sense, common respect and common decency.

@murve33

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the prices are cheap. But good god, you lose a piece of your soul by the time you walk out.

“Ya need to be looking at a treadmill” 😂

I am AMAZED you found an employee to talk to who isn’t 18. 😱

As an actual wal-mart employee I can say that this is so true

As a fellow P.K. - from Arkansas - I’ll plead the 5th 😎

Literally me!! I work in a salon and the ?s I get kill me!! I'm like idk I do hair and talk about eating clean (totally lying)!! You are gonna have to ask someone else about the ingredients in that damn James Charles pallet!! 🤣😂

“The most expensive thing in here is $27” -Enter the PS5

@austinpruitt4165

3 жыл бұрын

Ps5 is online only

At Walmart, looking for something, my son says, “why don’t you ask someone who works here?”, me, 😂😂😂