HONEST Nissan Commercial
Автокөліктер мен көлік құралдары
this video is an honest commercial for nissan, it contains cinematic shots drifting, racing and the right music to go with it
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
voiceover:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
KZread: / @jessycausey
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special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the
nissan GTR R32
Their Links:
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/ discord
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing
(nissan maxima, nissan sentra/sylphy, 400z)
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kenemation_mods
/ @net_nuka
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special thanks to silence russian mods for providing the 300zx
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Music:
Nbdy Nprtnt - Two Tabs
• Video
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script:
introducing
Nissan
the other Japanese automaker
our cars are everywhere
they're at every drift event
off-road course
and college parking lot
hell
you probably took your driving test
we almost went bankrupt
then our CEO saved us
although
cars weren't the only thing he shipped overseas
our rival made their sports car with the help of z germans
but since we've learned a thing or two from the previous world war
we decided to make our car by ourselves
which could have gone better
at least everyone loves the gtr
almost everyone
we use plastic in everything
but we don't use them in our CVTs
even though they act like they're plastic
we are very good when it comes to fuel consumption
oil consumption
Uhh not so good
we teamed up with Renault to bring you some even worse looking Altima's
then we teamed up with Mitsubishi
to kill the Evo
together
we're kind of like the remake of top gear
and the Juke was a mistake
let's be honest
it looks like something that would be inside of a fishbowl
even we don't know why people bought it
infinity is the only good thing we have
by the way
you can hate us all you want
but JDM legends and Nissans go hand in hand like civil wars and Toyota
Nissan
Built For You
if you can't afford a toyota
#nissan #ad #honest
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"By the way, you can hate us all you want, but JDM legend and Nissans go hand in hand like civil wars and Toyota" That was a hell of a good one dude
@_lc_cars
Жыл бұрын
that got me ngl
@thereader6371
Жыл бұрын
Can you explain?
@simblackland5727
Жыл бұрын
@@thereader6371 in most civil wars you can see toyota trucks with guns in the box . Terrorist use them alot
@un_ours_blanc
Жыл бұрын
@@simblackland5727 In like 90% africa or southern america or southern asia war clip where you see a car, it's a toyota pickup
@toyotaecw
Жыл бұрын
@@un_ours_blanc America: shipping our old indestructible Toyota’s to our enemies and replacing them with weaker Tacomas since 2000
The Patrol that casually overtakes a 918 must have 1000 horsepower, and the 918 must be driven by Richard Hammond.
@vinaarie
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Fadinglight117
Жыл бұрын
I still can't believe the patrol vs 918 race actually happened
@NPW007
Жыл бұрын
in fact the 918 was driven by captain slow, then crashed when the cameras were turned off by Richard. Jeramy was driving the Partol, with SPEED AND POWER
@tanaka90
Жыл бұрын
@@Fadinglight117 I mean its JDM versus German, of course the under dog wins
@carparkinghoss411
Жыл бұрын
Bro this is 100% facts
As an owner of an R32, who originally wanted to buy a Mk.4 Supra but couldn't afford one, the ending of "Nissan, built for you, if you can't afford a Toyota" hits me so hard, lmao Great video!
@TopBassBoosters
4 ай бұрын
you made a better decision buying a R32 insted a supra it got very overhyped now
@ChiKevon
3 ай бұрын
Exactly! I bought the 300zx because I could afford the Supra as a teen. My 300 out lasted my friend Supra though. 😁
"Cars weren't the ONLY thing that was shipped overseas." I saw that story on Carlos Ghosn and Nissan. That was insane!!
@karelpgbr
Жыл бұрын
Hepled by an ex-navy SEAL and a con-artist...
“Then we teamed up with Mitsubishi, To kill the Evo” that’s hit me right so hard🤣🤣🤣
@alexander5937
Жыл бұрын
It hurts
@shadowflames042
Жыл бұрын
It hurts
@ElmersHotWheelsCar
Жыл бұрын
current status: dead
@tonyspitfire06
Жыл бұрын
@@alexander5937 Nissan actually owns a part of Mitsubishi
@not_a_fan_95
Жыл бұрын
@@tonyspitfire06 just like Toyota and Subaru
I love that the entire video was "Yes, Toyota is almost always better than us, but we still keep trying"
@SaadNabil
Жыл бұрын
L🤣L!!!
@mat2000100
Жыл бұрын
Honda: Are we a joke to you?
@donovanduarte1786
Жыл бұрын
@@mat2000100 I really hope he makes a honda one lmao
@jurekgadzinowski2895
Жыл бұрын
Except it was exactly the opposite way in the 80s and 90s
@kj64gaming19
Жыл бұрын
@@mat2000100 Honda is a joke to me
“JDM legends and Nissans go hand in hand like civil wars and Toyota” That had me rolling! 😂
1:05 " We use plastic on everything, but we don't use them on our CVTs, even though they act like their plastic" As a maxima owner I agree.🙂
@joezegers
9 ай бұрын
Nah, it mainly affects the Altimas.
I love how he paid homage to the biggest Nissan memes on the internet right now like Cody with his R34 and that one guy on Instagram that does sick ass drifts with his stock 240
@yongling9825
Жыл бұрын
I also get the @nathantiller reference lmao.
@Official_Dee5iveTV
Жыл бұрын
Like bro you read my mind
@ashton9699
Жыл бұрын
Also the whistlindiesel R32s, and the 918 v. Patrol race from Top Gear
@f-bodygarage
Жыл бұрын
@@ashton9699 whistlin diesels name is Cody and the R32 is the R34 😐 proofread before posting
@ashton9699
Жыл бұрын
@@f-bodygarage not all of us actually watch whislindiesel to know his name's Cody 🤷♀️
I love how you included WhistlinDiesel's GTR Skyline stack in the vid as someone who doesn't love gtrs lol
@nitsu2947
Жыл бұрын
Ah yeah, i know that. By the way Boat anchor when
@FORZAFORD
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ronrides345
Жыл бұрын
@@nitsu2947 not sure what you mean sorry
@CamoEye
Жыл бұрын
Ye I noticed that 😂
@CamoEye
Жыл бұрын
Well almost everyone 🤣
As an owner of a Juke... I swear to god I knew 1:36 was coming.
@shadowtrooper4435
Жыл бұрын
@hyde Well, It's reliable, it's four wheel drive....and it's pretty fun. Other than the abortion that is it's backside, it's not a bad car.
@soyeye6612
Жыл бұрын
I bought a Juke back in 2020, and I loved it. It's fun and ugly in all the right ways. Unfortunately, the cvt went out and now I'm carless.
As an Altima driver, I can’t believe you didn’t even mention Big Altima Energy… P.S. I wrecked my Altima today, not even joking, I’m really sad 🤣😂😭
@yannicg
Жыл бұрын
Altima moment
@matthewjohnson3518
Жыл бұрын
Altima moment
@magdiellagos1704
Жыл бұрын
We're here for you Altima brother, my 2013 passed away 4 months ago
@Juanguar
Жыл бұрын
Altima moment
@gameknight.thump1
Жыл бұрын
Big oof
Can’t get enough of these lmao
@DYTASTIC
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, i love your videos aswell
@TopG800
Жыл бұрын
real Muye
@armoredgato7043
Жыл бұрын
real!
@TeamSenke
Жыл бұрын
Bot
@MichelleW870
Жыл бұрын
@@TeamSenke he isnt a bot 💀
The references are very understandable! Love it!
@westside_7761
Жыл бұрын
yoo mike! i love the vids man, keep it up!
@alphaplayz8927
Жыл бұрын
:O
@random-vids112
Жыл бұрын
True
@janpetercok7315
Жыл бұрын
Gotta love WD
2:05 BRO 💀💀💀💀
1:18 pov:there is soap in ur eyes
10/10 lmao. Loved all the references. Keep em coming!
@Sykozona
Жыл бұрын
oh hey, funny seeing you here
@gangstagarf
Жыл бұрын
vapid minat
@adamyin3968
Жыл бұрын
For , me Han’s Silvia is still one of the best drift cars in a movie that I’ve ever seen
@peppermeat8059
Жыл бұрын
@@Sykozona "ive never seen a verified before"
@Sykozona
Жыл бұрын
@@peppermeat8059 what?
This entire series is hillarious. Also I'd like to see a jeep version of you could do that
@Daxman2006
Жыл бұрын
"there are 3 types of jeep driver, the new wrangler driver, who pretends to offroad, but has a stock jeep. The maniac in an 88 Cherokee that sends it like there's no tomorrow. And the mom who bought a 2018 Cherokee as a family car"
@darkassassin6457
Жыл бұрын
The world needs more Jeep slander
@ForzaMonkey
Жыл бұрын
jeep owner here. jeep should 100% be the next video. I can only imagine how many sterotypes they’d come up with for wranglers.
@aac2500
Жыл бұрын
@@darkassassin6457 Jeeps are trash. Our newest patrol car at work is one (2017 Jeep Cherokee) and it’s in the shop more than our ‘08 Tahoes
@pizzaking2594
Жыл бұрын
I sent them an email with that exact idea I haven’t gotten a response
2:23 I love the little blink before the drift! That's actually something I would expect from a real commercial.
@raheelsohail
Жыл бұрын
That is from a viral video
@arei2911
Жыл бұрын
Actually its remade from real life video
The Whistling Diesel pun with the R32s 😂💀
Funnily enough, I took my driving test in a Corolla. Nissan being /the/ JDM legend is true though. It's really telling that a lot of Japanese manufacturers went in too deep during the bubble economy, but Nissan was like the only one that actually almost died from it - it's because they were building about half of all JDM wet dream material to ever be released.
@AIRDRAC
Жыл бұрын
Lucky you! I took my drivers test in a 2001 Hyundai Sonata with broken syncros, so you had to double clutch -.-" On the bright side I can drive pretty much anything with wheels after that!
@ImmortanDan
Жыл бұрын
@@AIRDRAC Ouch, that must have been a pain! That Corolla I drove had a CVT - and I ended up teaching myself manual.
@cosmic_gate476
Жыл бұрын
I gave my test in a Sentra with CVT, easiest test of my life lol
@LPAGAN401
Жыл бұрын
I can confirm that the car I passed my driver's test in was in fact a Nissan. a B15 Sentra 4 door. Thankfully, it did not have a CVT.
@guycha0s380
Жыл бұрын
Jdm overrated junk
Another Whistlindiesel reference 🤘🏻🔥 Love the videos so much man! Keep up the great work!
@ayyeitsjustiin
Жыл бұрын
Where was the first one
@zakvilanilam3388
Жыл бұрын
@@ayyeitsjustiin Squatted truck voiceover video
2:12 Devil Z strikes again
Love that you included the "R34" that whistlindiesel made lmao
2:23 it's a reference from a viral Instagram reel with one guy showing middle finger and doing a sick drift
"JDM legends and Nissans go hand in hand like Civil Wars and Toyota" The way I agreed without second thought🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE! Every Nissan meme rolled into one and a couple cameos I hope people remember after 2022
These videos are always hilarious. Keep up the great work.
0:24... I see what you did there, it was not necessary😂😂😭, Richard got smoked badly😂🔥
@TopG800
Жыл бұрын
0:59 and another whislindiesel reference too
Even the Instagram 240SX guy😂😂😂
@euan1974
Жыл бұрын
I thought I recognised that LOL
@nathantiller
Жыл бұрын
Instagram* 🤧❤️
@nibbacheese3787
Жыл бұрын
@@nathantiller oh my bad 😂😂
@yannicg
Жыл бұрын
@@nathantiller didn’t know you have a KZread
Another hilarious video! Keep up the good work
Bro i enjoy these a lot , great job mane 🤝
'It looks like something that would be inside of a fishbowl' 💀💀
@Ferrari255GTO
Жыл бұрын
It's true though! That thing is disgusting, AND THEY MADE A NISMO VERSION, WTF is wrong with you nissan?
@getsideways7257
Жыл бұрын
@@Ferrari255GTO A Nismo version of THAT?.. They are positively out of their minds.
@ft5821
Жыл бұрын
The PT Cruiser of Nissan
@PrydeWater901
Жыл бұрын
@@ft5821 convertible Murano: exists.
@giantboop5189
Жыл бұрын
If the 370Z survived on donuts and fried orange juice
2:23 put a big smile on my face. This video 10/10 accurate ❤️
@peachcobbler4033
Жыл бұрын
Drift guy 😎, I was pleasantly surprised to see they referenced your video
@coolguy6263
Жыл бұрын
Look, It's my favorite white boy!
@DerReaperEX1
Жыл бұрын
i instantly thougt of your short!
I love it! You made me subscribe my friend. And also the first vid I watched was about Toyota, this is like the part 2.
Damn the Natanthiller 240SX one at the end. sick vid bro keep 'em coming
i love these so much. there funny and very well put together and have good music
0:58 love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nissan is my favorite car brand ever and finally we've got this honest commercial ! Thanks dude !
These videos are spot on funny and honest. I have owned 5 nissans and it is true every point
“We’re kinda like the remake of top gear” 😂😂 I laughed so hard
"Built for you if you can't afford a Toyota" got me 🤣
So many good references! Loved it!
Love how up to date these are with popular videos! 😂
Video was spot on and hilarious..as an Infiniti owner I have to say tho the 350z .370z..and 240sx are iconic and my car will never be as cool as those Nissan cousins but it's nice to have that infinti quality..luxury..and Z inspired performance in my car....and ofocourse we all love the R34 and R35 GTRs ...both legendary in there own ways
@JobiWan144
Жыл бұрын
What do you have, a G35? G37?
@naturalgainzzz7005
Жыл бұрын
@@JobiWan144 yea I got an 08 g35x
@LePedant
Жыл бұрын
2000 G20 owner here. I agree about the luxury part. Sure, it makes my car heavier than its Primera cousin, but It's not like I'm racing it or anything.
"Then we teamed up with Mitsubishi to kill the Evo" So accurate but sad to hear 😂
This is sick I love it lmao. Good work love the lil jokes and Whistlin reference i think
The last line cuts deep because it’s true. Most Nissan Altima, Sentra, Frontier drivers would have had a Toyota/Honda Camry/Accord, Civic, and Tacoma as their first choices
1:30 still not understand why Mitsubishi and Nissan don't make a collaboration to develop a 400 hp super hot hatch, the all new CMF-C Platform used by Nissan in the new Qashqai it's great with excellent torsional rigidity.
These honest commercials are pretty cool! This one my favorite. By the way, can you do a Honest Honda Commercial?
@Mr.Engine993
Жыл бұрын
I can already see a lot of jokes that have to do with reliability coming. Jokes aside, Honda engines have very reliable engines. Well, most of the time
@JobiWan144
Жыл бұрын
I think I remember hearing that it's mainly the transmission that determines whether a Honda is reliable or not. My personal experience bears that out: I got my first car ('98 Accord V6) because it needed a new transmission. The previous owner opted to sell it rather than pay for the repair.
I just found this youtuber today and i should say it's one of my luckiest day, i've never laughed so much at a video
I was waiting for this
0:24 that’s a nice reference
I love these honest commercials
FINALLY ITS HERE THANK YOU
That Evo smack genuinely startled me! 😱
It’s just…. Insane !!
2:23 ok that was pretty sweet.
thx for incuding the nissan sentra i love that car
Love these
Great video, love all the references
Great job was rolling on the floor by the end
Just as incredible as the other honest commericals!
ok i love these so much, make more
i dont know how you do it. great video dude. as always.
0:16 That Drift Into the lot was so clean I had to see it a million times 😎😎😎
@weirdbutok8188
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the black car was sick 🥶
I work for a Nissan dealership and this cracks me up
Thanks for including the z31!!!
Man forgot the speed demon Nissan Altima
I laughed so hard when you said “Nissan built for you if you can’t afford a Toyota”
@electric_boogaloo496
Жыл бұрын
Can testify personally, I was about to pull the trigger on a Frontier because they had a model that was $13K less expensive than the Tacoma I was interested in. Both were brand new. I wanted a truck with a manual transmission. Frontier had a single cab, 2wd, 4cylinder hand crank window Frontier for sale brand new at $22K, that technically offered a manual transmission, but the dealer said it's going to be a long wait getting one. Went with the Tacoma TRD sport.
@kstreet7438
Жыл бұрын
Me sitting in my altima..
@smurfette3155
Жыл бұрын
I literally got an r34 because i couldnt afford a supra :/
@markragnos1125
Жыл бұрын
@@smurfette3155 And I got 7gen Celica because at that time couldn't afford 350Z 😆
@smurfette3155
Жыл бұрын
@@markragnos1125 im not joking
all the references :D great video!
"And the juke was a mistake" Bro that got me so good😂😂
Whistlindiesel got so famous that he's work is in Commercials !
Finally, my favorite car company
That whistlindiesel reference when he stacked two skylines on eachother 😂😂
Best tune out of all the honest commercials
The 'oil consumption - not so good' alongside a 350Z hit me right in the feels. RIP to my old DE engine.
@lunaticckc
Жыл бұрын
250000miles and not a drop of oil used so far 🙏
It came out to say that Nissans are rotting like crazy and now have a lot in common with Renault.
This is the best stunt driving I've EVER seen in BeamNG Drive! Keep it up!!!
I love that u put in the Richard Hammond 918 vs Nissan patrol, I will subscribe immediately
2:18 that trailer is transporting the besto Nissan
1:09 had me dying 😂 you definitely need to do stance cars next
I’d like to thank this vid for helping add this song to my playlist
This was great XD but honestly, we gotta give nissan the credit it deserves for how many JDM icons they've built in the past. I mean there's the Skyline line up (12 models not including trim levels), The S chassis (6 models not including trims), the Fairlady (7 models not including trims), all of which most if not all models from the lineups were a huge success. Nevermind the other popular nissan cars such as the gloria, president/sovereign, their pick up trucks, and other models. Nissan definitely isn't the company they were 20-30 years ago, but imo they're trying (but we all know they could do better)
at 1:46 the engine sound goes with the song lol
Surprised they didnt make a joke about how the GTR hasnt been redesigned for over 15 years. Same for the 370Z (13 years with barely any updates)
@Forzamon42069
Жыл бұрын
They replaced the 370Z tho. That's like saying the first gen Mustang went decades without a redesign. Just stupid.
@michael2636
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if they didn't make that same joke during the Honest Dodge commercial why would they start here?
Loved the the references.
Amazing work on this man😂
Nice, this could be a real commercial.
10 things we know about Nissan after watching this: 1. They are everywhere. 2. Everybody loves Nissan for the GTR and nothing else. Literally nothing else Nissan makes has ever made people love the brand as much as the Nissan. 3. They use plastic for everything except for CVTs, but we think that CVTs acts like it. 4. They have "good" mileage on all their vehicles. And what I said was inaccurate. 5.They teamed with Renault to make the ugliest Altimas. 6. They might have caused the EVO to get killed off. 7. They know the Juke sucks, but people actually bought it. 8. Infiniti is the only good thing they have. 9. They used to make JDM cars that were legendary. 10. They are only for people who can't afford a Toyota. If you read this, then reply to me with "Hello". Edit: I have more likes than I expected! Thanks guys!😃
@Busterm
Жыл бұрын
Hello
@Fadsro
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm Hello there
@Busterm
Жыл бұрын
Mmmmh
@BrunodeSouzaLino
Жыл бұрын
11. They have NFT.
@novadestroyerthesundestroy890
Жыл бұрын
Hello
Man i love this vids Hope u can make one for every brand…
Great references i see everywhere 👌😎
I'm an avid fan of Nissan, and I got to say I had a real laugh at this one XD
@xXlURMOMlXx
Жыл бұрын
You have bad taste, easily the worst brand tied with mistubishi
@CRWNVCTRA
Жыл бұрын
@@xXlURMOMlXx idgaf, its not like I'm changing my opinion just cus of your comment. 😐
@xXlURMOMlXx
Жыл бұрын
@@CRWNVCTRA idc im just telling you that your opinion is trash. I'm not the one who's gonna waste my money on car that sucks in every aspect. I had a 350z 10 years ago and even for it's time it was bad
@CRWNVCTRA
Жыл бұрын
@@xXlURMOMlXx a car's a car bud, if it has four wheel and runs i'm fine with it lol
lots of references, the 180sx one was really accurate
Best honest commercial out of all of them.
The convenience of getting an Official Nissan ad before the video is brilliant On top of that, it ended with the new Nissan 400z, just for the video to start off with the same car. What a coincidence
Kia: We finally made a cool sports car, and we stopped making it 5 years later. Seriously though why'd Kia stop making the Stinger? It could compete with the BMW Z4
@docontra4921
Жыл бұрын
Because only Doug DeMuro bought it 😉, and even then it was technically used 🤦(dealership had punched the warranty card on it to meet sales quota). (I do agree it's a shame they cancelled it, it looks to be an excellent GT car with a good amount of track/handling cred).
HAHAHAHA @ the WhistlinDiesel reference! That video was so hard to watch as he destroyed those GTR's... he is such a punk, but he's hilarious!
OMG, amazing job
man these are so good