"Pinokiro puppets lie twice" is amazing!

@MrShinigami420

6 ай бұрын

Nailed the title 💯

@riningan

6 ай бұрын

Better title than the original.

@Jhost90

6 ай бұрын

It's the most accurate shorter review you can make of the game

I mean Pinocchio has always been a dark story. The original Pinocchio killed Jiminy cricket in the beginning and originally the story was going to end with the character left hung on a tree before it was continued to not be too dark for the children.

@mrjooxmanallah

6 ай бұрын

So when did Pinocchio go "woke"? In the 1800s?

@JordanGold5227

6 ай бұрын

Yea, but this one has hot people and very little to do with the source material other than names which obviously makes it superior in every conceivable way.... right?

@makokx7063

6 ай бұрын

That sounds like a story you'd tell German children to cheer them up after telling them a German story.

@15thCrypt

6 ай бұрын

​@@JordanGold5227I dont think anyone (not even the people behind the game) implied they werr trying or succeeded in making it superior. Even in the game they said Geppetto was inspired to make the main character because he was reading the story of Pinnochio. Also, more than half of the humans here wear masks and most of the rest are rather normal looking so I dont get where you got the "full of hot people" thing

@Rnerdy197

6 ай бұрын

​@@mrjooxmanallahnever went woke

I remember watching Del Toro’s Pinocchio and when the concept of Pinocchio being immortal was introduced it reminded me of Sekiro and I was like “imagine Pinocchio as a souls game” You can imagine my surprise and hype when I saw the first trailer

As a Korean, I can tell you without a shadow of doubt. All the stories that you heard about Korean skincare... are true.

@corey2232

6 ай бұрын

Do Koreans try to make their skin as white as possible? I keep seeing these Korean short videos, and all the women are like GHOST white. I figure that has to be a beauty standards thing.

@SeoKhanKR

6 ай бұрын

@corey2232 Surprisingly, they try to find the right tone for their skin. The point is not "white skin", but "clean skin". The lighting usually ends up making their skin look whiter.

@corey2232

6 ай бұрын

@SeoKhanKR Thanks for the reply! Does it just look super white/pale because of makeup? I know Americans like their skin looking more tan, but the videos of Korean women often look like they avoid the sun as much as possible.

@SeoKhanKR

6 ай бұрын

@@corey2232 It's mostly the result of extreme weather conditions in Korea. If they face the sun too often, their skin will part like mud during a drought.

"What if pinocchio did war crimes?" 😂😂😂

@xehanort6

6 ай бұрын

Not the first time it's been asked if you read the Fables comics. Haha

@ForeverTraitor

6 ай бұрын

The author also put a weird Israel analogy in Fables too, who are currently committing war crimes right now!

@whyjay9959

6 ай бұрын

@@ForeverTraitor Just another lie.

@DanielGarcia-rx3kt

6 ай бұрын

@@whyjay9959 it's part of being Human 😈

@TRG_R17

6 ай бұрын

Reply 5

Can't really say anything bad about this game. It does a damn good job at what it set out to do.

@xornedge8204

6 ай бұрын

My only complaints are unreadable animations in certain enemies and the lack of poise when pretty much every enemy gets it. Plus the almost inability to interrupt a charged attack from an enemy with a charged attack of your own regardless of weapon type. Feels like an enemy armed with nothing but a stick was able to ignore the hit from a sword as big as them and just smack you before you recover to use your parry(which feels like it takes an eternity)

@malyman316

6 ай бұрын

​@@xornedge8204they are not unreadable , they are just made harder to read. And i think its good. You still can perfect parry whole boss fights if you are focusing and know enemy moveset

@InMaTeofDeath

6 ай бұрын

I wonder how much of a difference playing on console makes, do any of them support FPS for this game above 60? Personally I think the fact that I was able to run it at a smooth 120hz helped a lot with those perfect parries.

@dremy746

6 ай бұрын

@@InMaTeofDeath the number of frames for the parry window scales with what fps setting you're playing at. so the window is the same number of milliseconds no matter what your frame rate is. there was a bug on launch day that made the window larger if you played at 30 fps, but it's been patched.

@xornedge8204

6 ай бұрын

@@malyman316 a couple of attacks have the lock on go above the camera rotation, meaning you cannot see the enemy at all. A bunch of attacks are lightning fast and cover wide ranges and have little indication of when they will go off(sometimes giving only 7. Frames for the player to react which basically makes you depend on guess work most of the time or on memorising every attack rather than being able to react to a tight timing), not to mention as I said before the Poise issue(I’m not the only one complaining search it up).

I understand that some P-Organ jokes are as low hanging fruit as the gold coin tree fruits but I still expected a P-Organ joke

@Wheeliam_Ironside

6 ай бұрын

I didn’t know how to word this but yes exactly! Lol i feel an emptiness from them not having one🤔

@danielciocilteu3545

3 ай бұрын

Well he did a P-bodily function joke instead so i guess you'll have to settle for that. The one with the P-nes does not work because the little fellow never lies to you. It sees hot woman it gets up. Very honest system really.

Nothing about the wacky weapon crafting? You can stab people with a hammer in this game. That definitely deserves a shout out

@KoreanSpy1997

6 ай бұрын

*in a positive way haha.

@somejerk5662

6 ай бұрын

Putting a gigantic axe blade on a tiny little knife handle is a ton of fun

@patricknewton1368

6 ай бұрын

You get reduced damage for doing this though, the absurdity of that is discouraged.. that’s what the symbols “=, ^ , v “ mean next to the weapon head stats.

@somejerk5662

6 ай бұрын

@patricknewton1368 Sometimes you have to sacrifice pure effectiveness in the pursuit of the funny.

Can't believe they didn't make fun of the P Organ

@historicflame972

6 ай бұрын

Can't believe they didn't make fun of Rise of P

@DanielGarcia-rx3kt

6 ай бұрын

Low hanging fruit... heheh

@Imagine1350

6 ай бұрын

Pancreas.

@dan...dandan...

6 ай бұрын

They did at the very end

@Neytiri935

6 ай бұрын

I would.

That sequence with the donkey transformation in the animated movie is straight up nightmare fuel!

@Neytiri935

6 ай бұрын

Same. it is scary.

@LukeCuddy

6 ай бұрын

It's an excellent allegory. Boys who throw away the rules, who drink and fight and cuss a storm? Who care not to better themselves? Grow into men who are suitable only for back breaking labor; Donkeys.

Okay I'll admit it, Pinokiro was a LOT better title than my original title of 'Woodborne'. My hat is off to you Honest Trailer Guy.

You're a real Dark Souls hero now Pinocchio!

That scene in pinnochio with the children still makes me feel so sad for the poor children.

@Ch50304

6 ай бұрын

same. what happened to them was so awful.

Deez nuts, stank arm, wellness influencers, and Solomon Grumpy. Got me to laugh at least 4x. This was a good one.

At 5:10 , Yes! I would be most motivated to pursue the Paragon route solely to gain cat petting privileges. 😂

3:00 The funny thing is that if it weren't for Dragon Quest, FromSoft probably would have never added those to their games and Dragon Quest wouldn't even exist without Ultima, which also has poison swamps.

Man that wellness influencer joke was great

Now I wanna see an entire generation of Soulslike in the Grimm Bros story setting.

@vampirewitch2034

6 ай бұрын

They do hint at a sequel in this game that is going to be wizard of Oz

@hazukichanx408

6 ай бұрын

@@vampirewitch2034 As if those dang wheely frickers weren't terrifying enough in Return to Oz... imagine them as Soulsy enemies. Welcome to the nightmare fuel depot...

That Simpsons reference is golden 😂

You'll always giggle when you say Lies of P, but what about when you're talking about upgrading your P Organ? 😅

Please do an Honest Trailer for the Sly Cooper Series.

Do a trailer for Conker’s Bad Fur Day!

You know you're in too deep in this game's lore when you're looking up fanfics of Pinocchio/Carlo and Lampwick/Romeo having an happy ending together.

@El_FzEq

4 ай бұрын

Wtf. But why am I even surprised lol. On a more serious note, the story is tragically well-written. I would've wished the boys weren't turned into puppets and instead had grown up, but life is just like that, full of sorrows. An excellent game!

Would be cool to hear ya say the Darkest Dungeon quote: "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

@clarienne7583

6 ай бұрын

Replaying DD on Switch now, and I concur. Still one of my favourite quotes from that game. Maybe only outdone by the sheer sass of "monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtues".

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Spider-Man 2

@thedeepfriar745

6 ай бұрын

Talk about the graphical glitches too!

@MentalProblems89

6 ай бұрын

And the recycled stories from the older spiderman games.

I’m surprised you never mentioned the P-Organ.

The part about the Korean skin care, and how it doesn’t send a good message about our society really got me lmao 😂

I'm 46 years old and bought a Wii at launch. I still giggle at its name.

If this Pinocchio game had been made by Guillermo delToro; all of the Renaissance Italian characters would have British accents!

Thanks for quoting Unsounded, it's an awesome webcomic.

This was one of many gems on gamepass this year along with a cool co op shooter called EXO PRIMAL that despite reviews was a lot of fun. Please do Spiderman 2 next as I'm playing the 1st on PC and I forgot how amazing it was.... 2023 is going to be tough to beat for best gaming year of all time.

@klaushassen3954

6 ай бұрын

Have you tried armored core yet game is intense af in multiplayer sessions

Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

@stax6092

6 ай бұрын

+

Real Pinocchio from Collodi is BRUTAL AF. In the book Pinocchio bites off clean the paws of the Cat that was trying to rob him and kill him. And pinocchio end ups being hanged from a tree and beaten with sticks. Reading the book suddenly makes the game have more sense lol

Please say, “I always come back.”

If Timothee Chalomet doesn’t play Pinocchio in the movie adaptation I will get a nose job.

Almost an identical... *Something something about BloodBorne mechanics*? I'm sold.

Pinokiro got me 😂

I did a doubletake hearing "Sound the Great Unsounded"! Cool to see Unsounded's fans out there in the wild!

Make an Honest Trailer for Super Mario Bros. Wonder

You must play Lords of the Fallen. The experience of switching between the two worlds is truly fantastic, and there are thirty bosses. Most issues were resolved with patches. In light, we walk

Say: “If Finnish DJ Darude’s 1999 eurodance classic Sandstorm shows up as the name of the song one more time, (raging tone) I’M HUNTING SOMEONE DOWN, AND I WILL BE GETTING THE HOOVES OUT!!”

One of the best surprises of the year - love this game!

Please *don’t* throw a horrifying and life-scarring Lampwick-Donkey Jump-Scare into a hilarious and pleasant Honest Trailer 😱

"Pi" is the Korean word for "Blood". So the P-Organ is literally a "Blood organ".

@84rinne_moo

6 ай бұрын

I don’t think that’s how it’s spelled in Korean tho. They put the Roman letter P if I’m not mistaken so I don’t think even Koreans read it as “blood organ”. It seems this is just misinformation.

@FurnaxIkki

6 ай бұрын

@@84rinne_moo The game absolutely has English-style wordplay. For fuck's sake the best ending of the game is "Rise of P" (because Korean like Japanese has the same thing going on with Ls and Rs). It's not that far of a stretch to look at the big, heart-shaped organ that is at the end of the game EXPLICITLY called a "heart" and go "yeah, this was a wordplay joke".

@84rinne_moo

6 ай бұрын

@@FurnaxIkki ok aggressive much? lol maybe go release some steam playing lies of p lol 😂

@FurnaxIkki

6 ай бұрын

@@84rinne_mooNot a bad idea. Latest patch is rad.

@84rinne_moo

6 ай бұрын

@@FurnaxIkki it is! I’m on NG+ myself right now, enjoying it more than I thought I would 👍

Please say ," You have been a naughty wooden mechanic boy"

Alas still no Honest Game Trailer for Alan Wake... And heck, now Alan Wake 2. Maybe a duo episode some time? Cya next week.

"Daddy's robobelt" I mean, you're not wrong but... wow 😂

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

The Sky Dragon Slash from Grandia 2 as spoken by it's hero, Ryudo the Geohound. Excellent!!!

@user-rp5ho8zx5n

6 ай бұрын

Someone got my quote request, yay for us

My GOTY thus far. One of the best game this year and glad the game's doing really good even the time passes.

@maniestranger4329

6 ай бұрын

A dark souls/bloodborn clone?

@KoreanSpy1997

6 ай бұрын

@@maniestranger4329 If you think LOP is just a clone, you're wrong but whatever.

@maniestranger4329

6 ай бұрын

@@KoreanSpy1997 am I really? Don't get me wrong it's a good game but not a game of the year

@rhyswhittington8759

6 ай бұрын

agreed. its definitely not a clone dude, its more of a sekiro/ bloodborne mix if you want to compare fromsoft games. theres a lot this game does different. what is GOTY for you then? i absolutely think LOP is a strong contender for it and personally my favourite this year.

@linkshunter608

6 ай бұрын

100%, this game is great.. I've played pretty much every goty nominee this year except i haven't finished baldurs gate 3, and lies of p is on top rn

Okay that alternative name is pure gold

Do the Honest Game Trailer for My Time at Sandrock!

Easily my current GOTY. Finally got me into soulsborne games after playing some light ones like Darksiders 3 and Star Wars Jedi. I’m also hoping the difficulty is actually very close to the soulsbornes. 1st playthrough was tough but rewarding, didn’t use any spectres; some YT vids definitely helped with spec strats. 2nd playthrough you become almost godly, and then playthrough 3 it kinda evens itself out again, but Spectres usually make the bosses on 2nd and 3rd a breeze.

@Cruzfader127

6 ай бұрын

having played all of them this one at points is harder than most souls/bloodborne, even Sekiro. So you'll be just fine and addicted to them like the rest of us.

@rhyswhittington8759

6 ай бұрын

@@Cruzfader127 yeah i agree. some of the bosses in this game are no joke. i disagree with the poster that the second playthrough made you godlike. some bosses were so much harder in NG+

@hazukichanx408

6 ай бұрын

If it's too easy with a spectre, don't use the spectre. If it's now too hard, try using a spectre. A simple strategy, but quite effective!

@Cortanarama

6 ай бұрын

@@rhyswhittington8759 For some context in case maybe it was just the build, I was using Motivity build that focused mostly on heavy atks to stun them which let's you get free heavy atk into fatal atk. The maxed out Puppet String Legion arm is also bonkers fun to get in close, dodge attack by launching high into the air, and potentially get a hit in the their back when coming down. NG+ even without certain amulets and P Organs is pretty generous with Ergo, so I was just pumping points into Motivity then Life/Stamina/Capacity (they say in playthrough 1, your Motivity/whatever you're running caps around lvl 40). Then you factor in some of the generically good P-Organ passives after which you start choosing stuff like extra stun when hitting opponent in back, and it all pairs really well with Spectre taking boss' aggro. Definitely not a clean sweep of the bosses by any means, but I was also drowning in Star Pieces by that point, so just pop 1/98 on a failure and try boss again. By playthrough 3 I had basically bought all the P-organ abilities I could ever need and all that was left was like the Gold Fruit tree stuff or reduced shop prices. I did mess up the cloud save trick to save a playthrough and got the bad ending on playthrough 1. Final optional boss was no joke on playthrough 2.

@rhyswhittington8759

6 ай бұрын

@@Cortanarama i did a strength build too very similar to yours although i did like the aegis better for a get out of jail free guard if i wasnt sure of timings, the only diffference is that i never use spectres or summons in these games which completely changes the boss in my opinion. i also dont dont cloud save because im ok with doing three full playthroughs (three because i did my first playthrough blind so i both lied and told the truth so ended up doing three).

"that's been transformed well...into *France*" LOL

The Korean Skincare is accurate tho, yall remember Train To Busan? That's a thriller-near-apocalypse movie with lots of bloodbath and everyone's skin is still ✨glowing✨

"into France" made my laugh

PinoccirO Puppers Lie Twice was brilliant 😂

That out-of-control air fryer is still whopping my ass

I can't believe there was zero mention of the "P-Organ"

@AC-hj9tv

6 ай бұрын

Yea wwtf

"Frogger but he found religion" LOLOL

He was able to slot in a Deez nuts😂😂💔

Thank you for this. This game has quickly become one my favorites.

With the Super Mario RPG re-release it'd be fun to see an honest trailer of the OS Super Nintendo version.

Kick ass been waiting for this one

Snitches may get the stitches so making every single one of the puppets out of cold lifeless metal was simply a stroke of genius. No chainsaw on earth can cut these things down!!! WaitWhat !!!

I watched to see how you would craft the Timothee Chalamet joke. The resemblance is uncanny.

5:54 From goth to boss, REMEMBER THE NAME

"... Lie like an influencer with their rent due." LOL

So i see every young man role with shaggy hair is still going to timothy chalamet. 6:08 goddamnit i made that comment before the video started 😅

That's the most organic Deez Nuts joke I've heard 😂

So we're just not gonna talk about how we upgrade his "p-organ." Ok

I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about the P-organs

He said you know it's a Korean game because everyones a bit too beautiful for going through an apocalypse haha

I like how much the Demon Fat Clown has major screen time here. I love and hate that well choreographed fight.

0:42 I mean that's not too far off from American McGee's Alice (and the Tim Burton movies ofc) because Alice in Wonderland was also a pretty messed up story.

could be interesting maybe I'll might get this game before Christmas for my XBOX

Sure I may giggle a little at the title but I can't help laughing hard at P Organ. Like did they seriously not realize anything when they named it that?

@marc_likes_stuff

6 ай бұрын

yassss!

@historicflame972

6 ай бұрын

Something's rising and it ain't P - Me watching Laxasia's transition

@miscielrossvillegas6307

6 ай бұрын

Pi means Blood in Korean (so the raw translation is 'Lies of Blood') The P-Organ is just Blood Engine in Korean How they manage to spin a Pinocchio story out of this from language differences is just amazing tho not gonna lie

No jokes about the P. Organ? Good for you, Epic Voice Guy.

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the P Organ. 😂😂😂

My GOTY. This review cracked me up because, while I loved the game, the criticisms were spot on LOL. Also, "p-organ" makes me laugh more than the game's title.

Say, “This isn’t the beach. This is a bathtub.”

This game looks awesome!

@DRKLRD-kv4cm

6 ай бұрын

Trust me it's. And even Better, devs confirmed both a DLC and a Sequel🎉

@alexforce9

6 ай бұрын

It is awesome. But hard as hell. I have 120 hours in - I have spend like 15 of them learning how to parry (big part of the gameplay)

@DRKLRD-kv4cm

6 ай бұрын

@@alexforce9 😳😳😳😳 What NG are you

@alexforce9

6 ай бұрын

@@DRKLRD-kv4cm I played the game until like Romeo, summoning Specter on every boss battles, then I killed Romeo using Specter and decided its not the right or very fun way to beat the game, so I started over - no thoubles, no summons, just me and the art of perfect parry lol. Did the whole game again and then some, but A lot of My 120 hours is me just enjoying the gameplay and trying to beat enemies in style. Breaking their weapons ect.

@DRKLRD-kv4cm

6 ай бұрын

@@alexforce9 😎

Just a small correction ... they are ACID swamps ... so they basically melt you down XD

4:54- So……………. Besides the option to answer some question with “a puppet” I haven’t really seen anything that would make me think the main character is Pinocchio!?! So????

Honest Games - I just watched an youtube ad for Jagged Allience 3. Did you do the voice over? It does sound like you did.

Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"

Next up has to be Robocop: Rogue City! And if you do an honest trailer for it, please say, "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."

Thanks for the update.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought immediately…. Timothee Chalamet! 😂😂

Please say "I am the Bone of my Sword, Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood"!

As ever, I have once more failed to get an honest game trailer made for SimCity. At this point, it’s starting to feel like a tradition. This is one tradition I’d like to end! Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!

@Zyrxx94

6 ай бұрын

Give us what the people want! SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!

@spinninglink

6 ай бұрын

Cities skylines 2? Alright!

@PieSauce1994

6 ай бұрын

SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!

@philiplopresti4060

6 ай бұрын

@@Zyrxx94 I appreciate the support. Together, we can triumph!

@philiplopresti4060

6 ай бұрын

@@spinninglink , that one too!

Noice Darkstalkers ref. Extra engagement for this video!

1) the title you gave at the end made me crack hard XD 2) it will be funny if people start a speedrun where you pet the cat asap XD 3) please, can you say "who the hell do you think we are?! GIGA DRILL BREEEEAK!!"? like in the top tier anime movie Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (or do a honest game trailer of the game, since they released it like a gatcha game for mobile "sigh")

The fact that this game was made by the same guys as DJ Max Respect V kinda baffles me Maybe next HGT will be DJ Max series?

Make an Honest Trailer for Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

Came for the honest trailer. Stayed for the clip from one of the best Simpsons episodes. “Do you like it marge? I call it no tv and no beer make Homer something something…”

Probably the game with the hardest first and last boss I've ever played

Reminds me of that old school sega Saturn game called clockwork

Do next A Plague Tale: Innocence and Requiem. Awesome games.

3:51 Isn't that more of doing a Monster Hunter? I mean sure the robot arm part is very Mega Man but beating up super tough giant monsters in a 3D action game and looting them for weapons and armor is more of a MonHun thing (Legends at least had the 3D action game and tough giant monsters parts far as I know and X7 was a 3D action game but we don't talk about X7).