"Size is not all that matters!" We're in, boys.

@DBT1007

4 жыл бұрын

But face. And money.

@topp4362

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, for me I'm just worried that mine is too big

@psychlyeslg

4 жыл бұрын

@@topp4362 I see, you're a man of realism as well.

@jonatanluna1061

4 жыл бұрын

@@topp4362 Don't worry. She probably won't even notice it.

@notnullnotvoid

4 жыл бұрын

speak for yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anime girl reviewing anime girls. impressive..

@jeat8986

4 жыл бұрын

Meta as meta can get

@ira312

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeat8986 we are nearing the pinnacle of our culture.

@emmanmanman

4 жыл бұрын

This is peak civ

@justinmmos7219

4 жыл бұрын

this is 2020 afterall

@Syncopia

4 жыл бұрын

What a time to be alive.

She's blinded by lust, she can't even read

@BlissBatch

4 жыл бұрын

Our alphabet has 26 letters. Hiragana and katakana have 47 characters. Kanji has ~2,000 characters. There's probably a single character that means "Kogane." I'm not surprised she didn't happen to know it.

@hotkokoa

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlissBatch He's joking y'know? And kanji 恋鐘 not so hard to remember, it just Haato being Haachama www

@elixxon

4 жыл бұрын

@@hotkokoa Basically the reason why I can't learn Japanese is the Kanji is just too much for my brain so.....

@cosminmoldoveanu731

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlissBatch Those ~2k kanji are the most used ones, there's like 10k kanji in total and a lot of them have very specific meanings.

@cosminmoldoveanu731

4 жыл бұрын

@@elixxon I find them incredibly fun, currently learning through Heisig's method. Even after 365 characters learned, I still can't read almost anything xD... but I'm getting there.

they should have insulted her "you cant even remember your wife's birthday"

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad she couldn't use a phone call joker to call Kogane to ask her name this time lol

@naufalfadillah3212

4 жыл бұрын

well what you expect from someone who include 30th to her february calendar

@enlightenedera2816

4 жыл бұрын

Wait she has a wife?

@jadefrenance6373

4 жыл бұрын

@@enlightenedera2816 its watame tsunomaki

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

@@enlightenedera2816 They got married in a Minecraft church. But they do keep acting like spouses lol

Haachama: *can't read kanji* Viewers: HAACHAMA!?

@RealJokerx7

4 жыл бұрын

@@SnakebitSTI Yes, but not really in this case. There are kanjis that are used mostly in names, but are rare outside of names. But 恋 (Koi / love) and 鐘 (Kane / bell) are both jouyou kanjis, so they are commonly used. Some kanjis have nanori readings, readings that are only used in names (which often come from old obsolete readings of the kanji). But neither 恋 nor 鐘 have nanori readings. 恋 is either ko, koi or ren. And 鐘 is kane, or rarely, shu or shou (some Chinese or Korean names may use 鐘 and pronounce it differently though, but this isn't the case here), because of rendaku, kane becomes gane (so, even if it says gane, it's still kane, the common reading of 鐘). So, it's a relatively easy name to guess, but names can get very confusing. That said, 恋鐘 is a made up name, as far as I know, only that character has that name. So it's understandable to not get it at first.

@Trails3rdFanboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnakebitSTI of course you know everything about Japanese random online stranger. About as believable as flat earth conspiracies :)

Kanata: talks about every idol in every idol group for 1 hour and thinks really hard about which one to pick. Haato: BEWBS!

@Bulletmoaf

4 жыл бұрын

to be fair, Kanata spent a surprising amount of that time on the pros n cons of the various 'bewbs' as well ;) including Kogane's...

Title: Haachama can't read kanji Me: Good, we have something in common

@user-do5or6mo6e

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I changed the title :D The title was originally as it is now before uploading, but I changed it for the sake of explicitness after I saw her stream. kzread.info/dash/bejne/amuGrsGaaMqoocY.html (☆New Program☆【Correct or End】Elementary-level Kanji-user challenges a reading test!) And then, I started to feel that the title might offend her.

@Homiloko2

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-do5or6mo6e It's alright, I think Haachama offending her viewers and her viewers offending Haachama is already an established dynamic lol

@secondlayer7898

4 жыл бұрын

I also can't read kanji... Nor katakana... Nor hiragana...

@seaglass3034

4 жыл бұрын

Furigana is a godsend.

@secondlayer7898

4 жыл бұрын

What is "furigana"?

My banshee can't be this forgetful. Imagine if she played a detective game lmfao.

@LSMadness

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, you really gonna call Haachama banshee?? Banshee is not THAT loud

@joaopereira717

4 жыл бұрын

Hauahauaha banshee

@illuzanaerenduill

4 жыл бұрын

Hachama scream would make any Banshee regret they even exist

@LucasBarretoDeMatosCosta

4 жыл бұрын

....its done already, i can't see hachaman as a human anymore, shes a banshee now

@Smurfi21

4 жыл бұрын

your comment made my day xD

Haato: *stare intensely at Kogane* and started drooling White shenron: you are disgusting

@tripleaces659

4 жыл бұрын

Fubuki shenron hahaha

@sub2suisei

4 жыл бұрын

*"DAMN YOU CREEPY"*

@dodogamus1926

4 жыл бұрын

@@sub2suisei oh ye i forgot thx

@PO-xk3qd

4 жыл бұрын

"Sunao ni, kimoi", Fubuki I read that as "Frankly, creepy" but idunno

@definitelycultured7521

4 жыл бұрын

@@PO-xk3qd yeah you're correct , sunao ni can be translated as to be frank,to be honest & to be real

I wont forget her name, not in a million years. Literally minutes later, “uhhhhmmmmm”

@elixxon

4 жыл бұрын

Haachama is simply beyond the way we comprehend time. ;P

Certified HAACHAMA!? moment. One for the compilation, boys.

Haachama: "Size is not all the matter!" Also Haachama: 0:53 Truly Queen of Degenerates

Let's be honest. We all have a friend who tried to learn another Language but ended up bad at both languages and keep forgetting like Haachama.

@joedirt370

4 жыл бұрын

Me moving onto french after just learning english

@deadmanexperience724

4 жыл бұрын

*THAT'S DEFINITELY ME*

@frosty5122

4 жыл бұрын

This is me trying to learn Japanese after English

@MichaGameCh

4 жыл бұрын

That's definitely me...

@Miko-kv1ug

4 жыл бұрын

yup,that's me

"There's no way I would forget her nname -Famous last words before burned by viewers

Chat spamming "she got swayed by 93" when Haachama chose Kogane

0:53 The Hell are you doing Haachama

@Morrigi192

4 жыл бұрын

Same as so many of the rest of us would do playing that game, let's be honest here.

@novice1014

4 жыл бұрын

Showing her degeneracy

This is what happens when you only have 4gb of RAM

@RealJokerx7

4 жыл бұрын

You should store the name of your waifu in your ssd, or in Haachama's case, in her hdd, and not in your ram. When Hachaama's brain gets turned off, all the data in her ram is lost, and this seems to happen quite often.

@Lleifr

4 жыл бұрын

This feels like a sarcasm LOL

An interesting bit here. Kogane refers to herself as "uchi", the same way Ookami Mio does whenever she refers to herself. This was not lost to A-chan during Loli Mio's stream.

@Reydriel

4 жыл бұрын

Where is this loli Mio stream

@sub2suisei

4 жыл бұрын

21:55 kzread.info/dash/bejne/aoJ_xaawppqqhrw.html

4:49 - Comments : "Shouldn't you write down her name?" Haachama : "No way! I can remember that! There is no way I would forget her name!" 5:18 - John Cena "Are you sure about that?" 😂😂😂

*That one guy in the chat* : 93 ! !

Haachama : dialect girl is cute right Me : (remember about Korone) yeah

Kogane= a 19 years old idol Haato= a 3 years old idol Hotel= Trivago

She forgot her wife’s birthday so it’s not really surprising that she can forget Kogane’s name

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she also forgot her mom's and dad's birthdays. Wait that doesn't make it better...

@justkats9371

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 I don't remember anyone's birthday either. If nobody says anything, my own birthday will pass without me realizing too. :p

@ViatorFortis

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 eh... your here too XD Noice

@NecromancyForKids

4 жыл бұрын

@@justkats9371 Same. I thought my birthday was a day later than it was until the time rolled around.

She pretty much just set herself up for the "I won't forget her name. Not in a million years" quote

Haachama!?

When "smol brain" gets a whole new definition

Haato's brain: *milk falling over scene from spongebob*

Haato's spirit animal is a pig, but Haachama's is a goldfish.

"she has a nice dialect" [Insert jojo] Me: yes yes yes

@wgyn6178

4 жыл бұрын

Hey baby

2:43 , 93 power lol

If you want to try Shiny Colors, there's an unofficial English patch! I'm one of the translators for Kogane, and it's great fun deciphering her dialect and then transforming it into a Southern US accent.

@tuanquang1306

Жыл бұрын

Hey, Its late but thanks for your translated! Hope you can translate more of Kogane's Producer card, she is very sweet and cute!

@guruhoro

Жыл бұрын

@@tuanquang1306 I've been occupied with other hobbies for the past years since then, so it's unlikely. I'd like to finish more of her core content, but I usually worked on non-card stuff or cards I have, so even then I'd probably not start with newer cards.

It's Haachama, so all is forgiven.

another certified HACHAMA?!!?!!? moment

So massive, it can bend light. But mostly bend haachama memory

I heard japanese people remember names from their written letter so if the kanji are difficult they'll have harder times remembering it I'm glad romaji are easy to remember

"Dialect girl" is cute, isn't it? Yeah... i know Haachama really woman of culture

Cute and yet have small capacity of memories Is hachaama my ancestor?

Haachama chama moment

I wonder if yagoo ever had this problem, I mean remembering all your idols names must be tough

@dimensiontravels

4 жыл бұрын

If those idols gave you heart attacks, I think not

@Stelgim

4 жыл бұрын

Unlike Haachama, Yagoo probably has written memos of their names.

@Asdayasman

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I don't, and it's his job, so...

>Learns Japanese >go to Japan >gets a hougen girl... >breaks up a week after >brooding why you broke up... >realize it's because you can't understand a thing she says...

She forgot her name immediately. Proves that she recognised Kogane only by chest.

Every time she streams its basically a はあちゃま?! moment

Haachama say "KOGANEKOGANEKOGANE" looks likes Matsuri Chan say FubukiFubukiFubuki

I laughed a lot 😂 Nice work bro

My Idol can't be this Cultured season 2

Akai Haato? Who? This is clearly Haachama Nice editing btw

"Theres no way i can forget her name, not in a million years" Yeah right..

funny to see Haachama fangirling over Kogane's oppai, considering Haachama is no slouch in that department either

haachama please

Obligatory HAACHAMA!?

Haachama.exe has stopped responding.

this is the day haachama still in control....

I just love his edit on what viewers said

you know, people normally won't forget things like the name of your fav waifu... and yet... HAACHAMA?!

Sleep deprivation is real

Baachama wwww

Akai Haato still silly and naive

7:09 every time she does this, for some odd reason when I read the subtitles, all I can see is neko

Haha idol fangirling idol XD

Kentaru Miura wants to know your location:

Matsuri was right about her needing to brush up on her Japanese as well.

damn i miss her badly

Title: The most "Haachama!?" moment Ever Not anymore...

@MrMagnetron2

2 жыл бұрын

Back then a “Haachama!?” Moment meant she did a stupid mistake Now it means something completely different

Obaachama?!

The irony here is that they're both "huge" 😏

3:15

This seriously reminded me of "Your name" , the movie.

"Gotta upgrade ram" lol

Ngl i can related to haachama for loving waifus with dialect

"warning:Watch out for the volume. Don't use an earphone. " Wha-... You want that everyone in a house could hear her?

@Homiloko2

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Spread Haachama's love and teachings. Preferably put it on a loud speaker so the entire neighborhood may enjoy.

@AmatsukaEd

4 жыл бұрын

Chad move with no headphones

HACHAMA CHAMA?!

Hahaha "your name..." i can't rememeber 🤣

Back when she was transitioning into Haachama but still mostly Haato

プロデューサーちゃま???

To put into perspective how easy (hard) it is to remember her name, Kogane can be split into 恋 ko(i) [love] and 鐘 gane [bell]. 恋 is an N3 level kanji (think basic conversation) and 鐘 is an N2 level kanji (think business conversation). Though as a native, her contact with said kanji might differ.

@nyapoleon8999

4 жыл бұрын

I really don't understand why she cannot read this one, as a native. I may understand that it is unusual for 恋 to be read as ko but 鐘 should be very easy to remember. It even has the same radical and partial pronunciation as 鋼 (hagane), the kanji for iron. Reading: maybe unusual but she says her name herself ingame Remembering: absolutely easy imo

*ヅフフフフ intensifies*

Haachama having "kimi no nawa" moment

yesss fondle them meloonss

kioku nainatta...

Virtual Idolception

Haachama:Theres no way i will forget her name She did forget seconds later...and she even dont know watames birthday her waifu

@diegov166

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, Watame is Hachama's waifu?

@rottenapple01

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegov166 You must be new in this hell hole, I presume

@diegov166

4 жыл бұрын

@@rottenapple01 well... Yes, I'm new

@Homiloko2

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegov166 They married in minecraft, look it up

@diegov166

4 жыл бұрын

I recently watch that video but Haato says "no" to Watame and later ask her for become her bride (again)

Haachama.exe stopped the moment her brain came across Trojan_oppai.exe

@Asdayasman

4 жыл бұрын

Do not touch fluffy sheep. We contentedly observe from a non-creepy distance.

*Touching breast* Haachama : UEEEH UEEEH UEEEH UEEEH

Haachama I see we have similar tastes lol well I was here because of Kogane's VA but still

is it possible for anime girls to get early stage alzheimer's?

@psychlyeslg

4 жыл бұрын

Well they always forget the weird things they did.

@Kortexual

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's unfortunate, but Marine-senchou already has Alzheimer's due to her old age :(

@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kortexual f in the chat for our mom

Haachama was really just focusing on the bust size -_-

Kogachama!?

It's okay haachama. Kanji's my weakness too.

Now I wanna see her do BanG Dream...

KOGANEKOGANEKOGANEKOGANE Neko ga?

😅😅😅

She can see watame in her...

Akihiko be like 0:20

Imagine getting hired to be an idol only for the producer to forget your name

0:54 It's either oppai breaks Hachaama or drops her IQ.

If someone would clip Watame's review on the girls and the game's illust, Haachama would pale in comparison

LoL, greatly done translation edit there bruh! 👍 How many kanji’s does Japanese written language have? 🤔I have this memory of having heard them having over a hundred kanji letters, and folk not using all of them. (May explain Haachama’s memory ”problem” (not)) Haachama choosing first idol based on dialect (pffft! Nope! We all know why, right?) kinda surprized me, even though so called ”book languages” in every language is just simply created from every dialect together or chosen one specific dialect to act as the ”book language” teached at schools. (That’s atleast how it is with my mother language... 🙄) I do like dialects, especially East provinces’s dialects in my nation. Dialects of east are very fun to listen and split out from mouth, compared to West dialects and one particular ”speeching defect”... 😂😅 This one ”speech defect” of a dialect could be best described as something what worst engrish sounds in the ear of folk with English as their motherlanguage... 😅 But overall, I recommend to listen dialects. 🙏😇

@aslamnurfikri7640

3 жыл бұрын

"How many kanji's does Japanese written language have?" Me: "Yes"

Blain is bloken

Many Hololive has been playing im@s Shiny Colors. And addicted to gambling into gacha hell.

Hope she's not gonna end up like gibara x)