"Hololive's chief of purity" Matsuri lied as easily as she breathed.

@Theranthrope

4 жыл бұрын

Matsuri: "Hololive's Chief Purity Inspector (Read: destroyer)"

@tanigod4235

4 жыл бұрын

*If she breathe*

@a6s3

4 жыл бұрын

Chief of taking purity

@normahmansoor2888

4 жыл бұрын

Anything that's comes out of that girl's mouth is just pure deception

@DogeSargeant

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: *DOUBT*

Matsuri: "Massachuchuchuchuchu" Me, living in Mass: "Pretty accurate."

@autocon2002

4 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to an older anime, Pani Poni Dash. Rebecca Miyamoto, 11-year-old high school teacher who graduated MIT, can't say Massachusetts. One of the most adorable scenes of the series.

@ojou254

4 жыл бұрын

It almost rivals chunchunmaru

@brosephnoonan223

4 жыл бұрын

Me, also living in Mass: She did it! She said it! She said the thing!

@KyokujiFGC

3 жыл бұрын

The great state of Massachuchuchuchuchu

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the legit translation. Loanwords suck; all my homies hate loanwords.

I give props to her brother for having to live with this lol

@BlackSkullArmor

4 жыл бұрын

I bet everytime he hears screeching coming from her room he just shakes his head and turns up the volume

@otakukun1890

4 жыл бұрын

Matsuri:Kawaiiiii hehhehehe! Matsuri Bro:*sigh* here we go again, *turn on music with max volume*.

@MelvinBattle

4 жыл бұрын

Huh, did she move back home? I thought she lived by herself.

@yozorayazawa4421

4 жыл бұрын

It's just like Watamote lol

@user-we4kf5xm5u

4 жыл бұрын

What do you think her mom goes thr- never mind... they’re on the same wavelength

FBI: "She's only 12 years old" Matsuri: "She's *already* 12 years old"

@Diovolol

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, yabai

@Fukaziroh

4 жыл бұрын

sate sate sate

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable, have a nice day.

@eiji5205

3 жыл бұрын

What

@sevven777

3 жыл бұрын

@@eiji5205 Please arrest Matsuri at all costs. I fear she may become too powerful.

so she is playing yagoo simulator, but actual idols

@GrammarPaladin

4 жыл бұрын

Yagoo probably trained with the Idol Master series, to his shock, he hired a band of homo erotics.

@RandomL0s3r

4 жыл бұрын

Minus the high BP, probs

@nulnoh219

4 жыл бұрын

YAGOO be playing on Survival Mode.

@user-we4kf5xm5u

4 жыл бұрын

She’s forming a harem for herself

@kairium1274

4 жыл бұрын

Yagoo's dream simulator.

“She’s 14!?” “Are there any younger girls??” Sasuga god

"Volume warning" 'Eh, how bad can it get?' **Bad**

@uteriel282

4 жыл бұрын

this is worse (better if youre into it) than haato since its covering all frequencies to grate your ears compared to just one lol.

@RavenCloak13

4 жыл бұрын

KidouTenshi When the volume warning is actually accurate for once.

@0DemonKiller0

4 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone's ears are trained by Haachama by now

@inlean3224

4 жыл бұрын

Kidou, the here is the right answer "YES"

@dragongrandmaster

3 жыл бұрын

me at 5% stil can hear it

Matsuri: "9AM is so early!" Coco: _Pathetic_

Matsuri geeking over other girls is truly the best hololive content there is, no doubt. _edit: that jaw drop @ __14:39__ followed by the primal screech had me in tears_

@galaxycrystal2651

4 жыл бұрын

I mean i would screech too, be melt by that "baka".

"Her age doesn't matter..." Yes officer, right there.

@efu2046

4 жыл бұрын

Watame is waiting also

@sh4k410

4 жыл бұрын

【 Coco : first time ? 】

"That took forever!" Meanwhile Kanatan gives an elaborate analysis of every starting idol for a whole hour.

What we really need is an Idolmaster crossover with Hololive. And Matsuri's voice lines have to be cursed enough to properly represent her. XD

@redjack2629

4 жыл бұрын

@Jadandlud - Oh, I love it. Sora and AZKi are the only Hololive girls resembling traditional idols at all, and AZKi is probably the least known of the group because she's pigeonholed to just produced music for the most part.

@rickyrahma3611

4 жыл бұрын

@Jadandlud bamco doesnt care about the idol community, they do whatever they wants Even trap idol in girls agency *stares at Dearly Stars

@anpontanvirus1349

3 жыл бұрын

Her ultimate form would be like : *TRY AND STOP ME HOLOLIVE! I AM HOLOLIVE!!*

@HeyItsRicki85

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickyrahma3611 poor Ryo, just wanted people to know he was a boy unfortunately Ritsuko had other plans

@aaaaa8647

2 ай бұрын

well it may have took 3 years but we got the crossover. still no Matsuri unfortunately 😭

Everyone thought Matsuri would go for Kaho but the sheep was the real lolicon of Hololive after all.

@ED-yy4te

4 жыл бұрын

163cm is just above her limit

@tatin1959

4 жыл бұрын

@@ravensshade she knows she have to protect her

@Sunnyboy-ob4xz

4 жыл бұрын

kinda interested in this game now I've gone around watching all kind of vtubers playing it lol what is this?

@Maebatsu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sunnyboy-ob4xz It's Idolmaster Shiny Colors! There's an unofficial English patch for it too that a lot of us work on.

@Maebatsu

4 жыл бұрын

@Koholos The patch discord: discord.gg/xuFcKzW I'm pretty sure if you can get the "Alook" browser for ios on your ipad you should be able to hook the patch into that, though I think you might have to buy that browser (like 99 cents?). I only have android devices so haven't tried it myself.

Video duration 17:07 (LO:LI Reversed) Not sure if delightful coincidence, or a pro gamer move..

@TheCalmPsycho

4 жыл бұрын

I think the fact that you noticed that is cause for concern. Probably coincidence.

@mrfishhead9905

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCalmPsycho for some reason its 17:08 for me wich is really damn wierd

@TheMiracleMatter

4 жыл бұрын

@Atharv Khatri From Canada, I get 17:07

Matsuri's Brother: *(Hears The Screaming)* Dafuq is she up to Now??

※ She then proceeded to reroll for 3 hours for the Fuyuko SSR ※ She got 15 SSR Megurus before she finally got the Fuyuko SSR (Insert something about a certain half japanese blondie that Matsuri likes here)

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously thought the universe was trying to troll Matsuri with Meguru who does indeed resemble a certain brat from Nijisanji. lol

@gottagoMS123

4 жыл бұрын

After all, meguru had the same birthday and is the same age as Matsuri. It is fate.

@bot7070

4 жыл бұрын

Watching the whole thing made me feel like just diving into a vat of lava then Aquas stream came on days after and she got an heirloom on apex 2-3 crates in

@Arelia39

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god I was wearing earphones while she was screaming... better loss my hearing than both of my husband and my daughter loss their sleep...

@dipwad7459

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in gacha hell

finally gets her character Matsuri: *demonic scream*

9:11 Damn Matsuri calm down, I didn't wear my special ear for Haachama stream today

@pannacotta9493

4 жыл бұрын

14:44 Thank you for the TL warning, unfortunately my Haachama special ear broke after this

@Yonatan-jv8mv

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't prepared to hear ear destroying screams from Matsuri

@icipher6730

4 жыл бұрын

@@pannacotta9493 You probably have fake Haachama ears, the genuine ones have 150 mm reactive armor plating.

@pannacotta9493

4 жыл бұрын

@@icipher6730 damn, I have to buy the real one then

@Melcor2304

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t wear mine prepared for rushia’s rampage

Matsuri: browsing through the character selection in Idol Master Me, knowing there's a 12 year old character: *sweats nervously*

*Reading title* My brain: Oh no...

Matsuri: *discovered a 14 y/o idol* Me: uh oh..... Matsuri: *discovered 12 y/o idol* Me: OH NOOO Matsuri: she's 163cm Me: *phew* SAVE, even tho damn that's one hella tall girl even for a 12 y/o

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

Asahi is safe. Remember Matsuri said 14 is the cut-off age for lolis.

@nulnoh219

4 жыл бұрын

Kaho is some Loli tho, she is similar in size to Fuyuko. Kaho is 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko is 163cm tall, 78/59/81.

@lukeeichenlaub3183

4 жыл бұрын

@@nulnoh219 Maybe she's lying about her age?

@bit0016

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukeeichenlaub3183 nope, she's 12. Her in-game line and interaction prove it. And her hobby is watching NichiAsa program, mainly Super Sentai, and collecting toys from those shows which is common for kids.

@marcoyourfriendlyspacemari819

4 жыл бұрын

She's as tall as me, a 25 year old man.

Alternate title: Local idol freaking out about underage fellow idols and then having a mental breakdown over another idol

12 year old towering over Matsuri saying, "Everyone needs a hero to LOOK UP TO."

@iwanttodemonetizedmyself7464

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Remember when Matsuri said Shion is cute, but they can't get along because they are too similar? Yeah I see it now. They even have the same taste. Both picked Fuyuko and pretty much for the same reasons. Except Shion didnt hesitate as much. There can be only one FuyukoP, so Matsuri will probably have to duel Shion to the death.

@brosephnoonan223

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, while they did pick the same idol for the same reason, the reason Matsuri took so long is because, as a certified _woman of culture_ she knows _every_ girl on the roster has _exquisite_ appeal. Shion, while enlightened, hasnt *_A S C E N D E D_*

@PhantomJavelin

3 жыл бұрын

@@brosephnoonan223 Yeah, I mean, Matsuri knew she wanted to pick Fuyuko within like 5 seconds but still deliberated hard over the other girls. Not as hard as Kanata, who took over a fucking hour to pick a girl, but...

Wow her screeching really pierces the inner ears and bore holes in my brain. Lol. Thank for this! I subscribed!

>chief of purity ... Officer, that's the person right there.

how her neighbour not complained about her yet lol

@dashincorgi

4 жыл бұрын

i dont rmb when, but i recall her mentioning that the walls of her apartment block sound pretty well

@joaopereira717

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know about neighbors, but her mother scolded her once

@mohamadarieffakri5140

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaopereira717 now this is big kusa energy

@jeremiahtan759

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaopereira717 That was before she moved out to stay on her own.

@gottagoMS123

4 жыл бұрын

She said she has very good soundproofing in her residence.

7:25 this is me in every video game.... I know it's popular so I don't want to pick it but it's still probably my favorite...

@Akyx94

4 жыл бұрын

I can also kinda relate to this. Choosing the underdog or the one who doesn’t get all the attention can sometimes open up for more unique or interesting experiences or opportunities compared to just picking the most popular one which just fulfills the status quo of the usual. Sadly, this is also why I prefer Nijisanji over Hololive... the sheer number and diversity of interesting female and male vtubers in Nijisanji compared to Hololive just provide me with more wholesome or teetee moments than I can find anywhere else 😆

@washingmachine4993

4 жыл бұрын

@@Akyx94 isnt nijisanji more popular in japan

@AnomalousMats

4 жыл бұрын

This has been me in most everything from games to music to art to vtubers etc. but I've found the balance that works best for me is supporting and hoping for the growth of the underdog while also just enjoying the ride of the popular. Its a good balance that's expanded what I get to enjoy.

Thanks for the volume warning I appreciate it

Natsuiro Matsuri's intro: "Hololive's Chief of Purity" Matsuri in reality: "I get to choose?! *heeheehee* I get to unleash my darkest desires... I can really choose?" me to her intro: *Doubt*

Matsuri rolls her favorite idol Matsuri: victory screech

matsuri didn't choose the 12 year old loli impossible

@nulnoh219

4 жыл бұрын

Kaho, 12 y/o, 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko, 19 y/o, 163cm tall, 78/59/81. WUT????????

@Phatnaru0002

4 жыл бұрын

She didn’t even check the one on the left either. She looked younger imo.

@a6s3

4 жыл бұрын

@@nulnoh219 I swear someone just rolled a dice for these girls statistics

@chenderek8833

4 жыл бұрын

@Sweetbutter Cupcakes lol conspiracy right there

@HappyBeezerStudios

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget they are japanese. So naturally they are all smaller than us westerners.

14:30 (Volume Warning) Me: (Turns the volume to MAX) Ears: BLESSED

@yoyomybros6745

4 жыл бұрын

thank you for providing a replay button 🙏

I've watched this so many times, one of my favorite. Emotions on another level!

Matsuri: Where’s the youngest one? Me: Yes, Officer. That’s her.

Thanks for the translation! It's fascinating that Matsuri is both the most straightforward and conflicted one at the same time. Unstoppable. Haha. The joy of getting what you desire from gatcha is real. So happy for Matsuri.

*Girl exists* Matsuri: SHE'S SO CUTE

Turned my headphones all the way up and it felt like a super strong wind was blowing at you

Me: Surely Matsuri will behave right? Matsuri: JUUYONSAI?!?! Me: Ah-...

Thank you for subbing 17 minutes worth of content!!

Thank you so much for the volume warning, omg.

*sees title* uh oh. this cannot be good... *sees thumbnail* *THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLY GOOD*

at this point i never lowered my volume anymore, i just embrace it

Thanks for the volume warning. You are a hero 😂👌

9:25 WEE WOO WEE WOO!

Thank you for translating this~

163 and she's 12... here I am 21 years old standing only at 150... I can't even reach my husband just to kiss him...

@Asdayasman

4 жыл бұрын

GOOD. Kissing boys is GAY.

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

@Koholos Meanwhile the husband is just standing there crying. "I wish someone would kiss me but they're too short."

Yey another translation Chanel! I’ve subscribed to everyone who translates Hololive :p

She does a goddess job on mic quality ... Balancing levels and processing and expressiveness is no small task and she is the best vtuber I've heard. She should instruct 😋

Holy shit, kudos for living together with an ear-grater if ever.... o_0

I've had those screams before. The sweet release of finally knowing you've did it.

Bro dropped one banger and then left.

"Chief of Purity" "I get to unleash my Darkest desires" These two statements typically do not go together Matsuri

12:48 matsuri poopin

I wish I could be half this happy/excited about...anything really

I don't think I've ever been that happy for anything in my life

Matsuri has such a great personality, I'd totally watch her if she eventually did cam streams of basically the same content.

Matsuri definitely is the chief of purity In that she stops anyone else from having any of it

@nathanaelraynard2641

4 жыл бұрын

She's the proud owner of all the purity in hololive

5:45 The look on Matsuri's face while looking at them lmao

11:12 "I got the feeling i will cry..." and she did

holy, thanks for the volume warning "grass"

that scream really lit up my night . So it did for my neighboors.

Very nicely done! Is this the beginning of a new translation channel? :3

@YourWilHan

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

My ears has been blessed

Never has inner ear damage been more worth it.

Her yelling is better than asmr.

First we have ppTenshi going full interrogation about idols and her choosing.. then we have this 😂

Matsuri always have the best breakdowns lol

I'mso glad for the high volume warning XD

That was actually pretty heartwarming hearing that from Matsuri after she finally got SSR Fuyuko.

1:40 that "heheheh" followed by "I get to unleash my darkest desires" She knows it, already, and she was SO READY for it lmfao

I love how at the end she just silently goes like :0 before screaming

4:19 yep, just as expected

14:44 eardrums: alright imma head out

matsuri: *begins stream* her brother: aw shit, here we go again

Hololive allows me to witness this level of emotion in someone not under a doctor's care

Sound warning Me : is 50% safe ? Drum rolls Matsuri : pierces my already damaged ears. Instant roll down to 20% percent sound volume. Note to self : better safe than deaf.

I am very glad I took the volume warning seriously. lol

14:44 Imagine if YAGOO reacts like that to every idol in his company

15:55 "Scared away about a hundred audience lol" NOW YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE GOOD FELLA

I dreaded the day, she discovers this game...

And now... I have found the best ringtone I could ever get

_"Oh damn, she is screaming her lungs out, she seems really invested in this ga-..."_ **Looks at the 17 hours 40 minutes timer in the top left** "...-cha..."

"Intense foot stomping imminent" Now time to watch the original clip bois

"In my first year of highschool i was only 152cm" Im crying...Im 151cm in my first year of highschool.... AND IM A BOY

@Phatnaru0002

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@heavenlyspring.

4 жыл бұрын

Im around 174cm and that's the norm in my school.

@uteriel282

4 жыл бұрын

by the end of middle school i was 170 something and that was 15 years ago. now im 192cm and still see many people around me that are taller.

@jasoncross9354

4 жыл бұрын

I was a short kid, but I started growing in high school. Now I'm 6'2, 187 cm in not American, so maybe you'll grow. If you don't you shouldn't feel bad about it because it's not really important.

@zedesis8379

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasoncross9354 thank you :D

Matsuri went full “step on me, Queen!” XDDD

Watching her eyes slowly shut as she experiences cute voices

I would love to have a friend like matsuri

13:57 Featuring Matsuri, our beloved glass cannon...

Thankyou for the warning. But my ear still hurt

Thank you for the earrape warning

Her reaction to getting fuyuko is comedu gold.

He really has entered the world of shiny colors, I can already see the sirens.

Matsuri: she was born in massachuchuchuchu, huh? (4:03) Me: close enough

omg that scream! and for getting her even after rolling for 3 hours, imagine if she got just her with the rolls of a normal person? the world is not ready for that kind of catastrophe

14:53 When i try to creak my door open while everyone's asleep so that i can get some food

this game is only a slippery slope for you matsuri

9:12 How come no one is talking about her screaming it out 😂

Matsuri: 9:00 am is SO early. Coco, waking up for Asacoco: Amateur...

14:42 that yell is amazing xD