“Hey bud what Harry Potter house do you think you’d be in?” It’s like coaxing a nervous kitten out from behind a trash can, beautiful 💀

Thank you for always having interesting guests on here. The envy I have for your friend group is physically painful.

@jesseatshotdogs4253

23 күн бұрын

10000%

the introvert section was truly a wild ride. A roller coaster of frustration then immense confusion followed by worry

@lotsaducks365

22 күн бұрын

I can’t lie it kind of upset me knowing that some people think of me this way, and the Harry Potter thing was even worse 😭

@abnormalizeit

21 күн бұрын

Yeah it genuinely made me sad but I know Caleb was joking a bit ❤

@syarneking

18 күн бұрын

She only doesn’t respect introverts because she is so annoying it it makes her aware of how annoying she is when she’s around someone who’s quiet.

@hummuspasta

4 күн бұрын

@@syarnekingor maybe bc y’all say shit like that 😭

There are dozens of introverts who don’t like HP. DOZENS OF US!!!

@Hopeskyesk

23 күн бұрын

I know this isn’t what you meant, because I am an introvert who doesn’t like HP, but my brain immediately laughed at the fact that you chose to say “DOZENS” when there are 8 BILLION people on earth 💀💀💀 like dozens is still a small percentage 😂

@gas-lyghtchristianson-ashl5041

23 күн бұрын

@@Hopeskyesk lol that’s the joke, I stole it from arrested development

@Mc44

17 күн бұрын

Only prob like 2 dozens

@Hopeskyesk

16 күн бұрын

@@gas-lyghtchristianson-ashl5041 well that went right over my head but I loved it 😂

“I’m masc in a relationship but I’m not handy. So I come off as a bad attitude.” Has got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard Caleb say lmao.

@moyaxoxo5923

23 күн бұрын

But does he deal w spiders is the thing . That’s where the real masc alphas rise up

@jaydock1

23 күн бұрын

I LITERALLY had this thought about myself today wtf

how is it possible for this young man to only have 83k this world is so fucked up for real.

As a former fat, I CANNOT get over how much fat people have to compensate for literally existing. Skinny people can just exist, I have to build a personality that makes my size acceptable. It’s not contagious honey i promise why are you mad at me

I was WOUNDED at the all introverts are harry potter fans bit. Literally I would be less offended if someone walked up to me and called me an asshole for not talking than I would be if someone walked up to me and assumed I've seen every harry potter movie based off my socially inept vibes. Words hurt caleb hearon 😔

@shakeitbabyyy

23 күн бұрын

Ok… so I guess you’re a Percy Jackson person

@user-jt4nu9fy6q

8 сағат бұрын

Okay so what’s your favorite Twilight movie

Caleb's got to stop introducing me to my new celebrity crush every week omg

I can't tell if I love all of Caleb's guests because they're all iconic, or he's just such a good host that he makes them all shine, or both.

@sooootruepod

23 күн бұрын

we’re firmly in the “both” camp jsyk

@sooootruepod

23 күн бұрын

we’re firmly in the “both” camp jsyk

When she said “22, nonbinary…” the face Caleb made I’m DEAAAAAAD LMAO (also I looooooover her dress! Stunning!!!)

The conversation about desirability and proximity to desirability hit so close to home, I’ve never heard someone describe such an internalized phenomenon out loud

@redblaquegolden

23 күн бұрын

Fuck I can't wait til i get to this part. 😭🙌🏾 I'm ready to cry.

@abbeyleibert9490

17 күн бұрын

this.

It's kind of crazy that I rarely know who the guest is beforehand, but they *NEVER* disappoint. Banger after banger up in this pod, Caleb!

caleb if you don’t read this, you hate theys. as an introvert, i am violently disgusted that you would imply that i even think of harry potter. maybe we’re all awkward and clammy but we’re not all delusional. thank you for your time.

@Stankoniabegonia

23 күн бұрын

Not clammy 😂

@wally1995

22 күн бұрын

@@Stankoniabegonia they got me, I do be getting pretty clammy

"He told me to shut up" "I had a hysterectomy and I'm wet rn" Had to pause to cry-laugh 😭 I love this podcast so much

“Sell your voice for $70 dollars” is so Ursula coded

The introvert conversation was like how the elementary school counselor instructs the new teachers on how they can “bond with the shy ones that won’t talk” 😭😂

“I bought a gratitude poster.” Laughter erupts 😂

51:28 you both just casually swaying back and forth in your chairs killed me ❤️😂

@fontask711

22 күн бұрын

they were in *the flow*

From an introvert- im going to love you both on this podcast so much you have no choice but to like me, sorry bout it.

Caleb omg I got soooo scared watching this because I thought you were hammered and I was like wait this feels so unlike him….. I was about to go to the comments when I realized my KZread was still on playback speed 0.75 because I was watching a “how to break down a rotisserie chicken” video the other day and the woman was going too fast. Glad you’re not fucked up in this episode and enjoying it a lot xoxoxo

@lpz1956

22 күн бұрын

LMAOOO!😂✋🏼

Oh god. As a socially anxious introvert your conversation about introverts made me never want to go outside again. That conversation is what I have always imagined everyone is thinking about me when I go out in public. It has been validated. Anything Caleb says, goes. 💀 Although, Harry Potter would not get me, what triggers my extrovert button is death. Bring him up.

@PaigePlates

23 күн бұрын

It’s wild how mean they’re being…

@amelietwentytwo

23 күн бұрын

i think he means introverts that use it as an excuse to be lazy conversationalists. u seem so sweet and you obviously care!! being anxious adds a whole other layer. he's def not talking about you

@lilsaucyghost

23 күн бұрын

@@PaigePlatesI was offended at first, but then I realized that this is a comedy podcast so I can’t take things personally and I also shit talk extroverts, so the feelings can be mutual. The only difference is that I don’t have a podcast to exclaim it to the world. but I may have to start one now to defend my honor. 😂

@Malzy518777

23 күн бұрын

it’s not that serious

@TylerLandis

23 күн бұрын

@@lilsaucyghost i think the resentment towards introverts, the secret desire to be able to shut up, and having a complex about creating self-worth by filling silence might all be related. i'm a big fan of caleb's, but when people get triggered by introverts it's due to their own internal stuff.

"are you a star wars or star trek kinda guy?" has gotten me more than once 💀 and believe me as an introvert I try and stay home but the extroverts in my life wont leave me tf alone

You all are confused about the differences between introversion, shyness, and anxiety. Love ya anyway! ❤

@sooootruepod

23 күн бұрын

fair and balanced commentary thank you

I am OBSESSED with the dress Hoja is wearing, especially the print, but as a 4'11 girly, I would look like a toddler who got caught putting on her mom's maxidress and I hate that for me.

“I’m gonna come to your office and do something crazy dawgs” LMFAOOO I CANT BREATHE

I am extremely social/outgoing but found out that the reason I’m considered introverted is how I decompress. Extroverted people decompress with people, I do it alone. ❤ love this whole episode

*clicking my heels in the air* YIPPPEEEEEE

As a introvert this is the motivation I needed to stop being a buzz kill 😂

@vegahw

23 күн бұрын

😂

“They go low whereas I go high” is now a line I’ll be dropping on the homies

20:17 The Gift Of Gab She Got From God brb getting this tattooed

Chance saying “Ly-chester” for Leicester. Did him so dirty

SO glad I fallowed my intuition and decided to save my fav work pod listen for an after work watch. It’s a must when the guest is this hot.

What I love about this podcast and Caleb is that it mixes an academic, philosophical conversation with so many laughs. ❤

Introverts recharge their battery alone, extroverts recharge with others. Also, I love listening to others talk and I just take it all in quietly. Don’t assume we don’t enjoy your company or are not taking notes on the things you find important. 😅 we aren’t all bad, we just absorb things differently, we are good listeners!

The introvert section was tough to watch with my introvert gf in the car😭 had to pause to discuss, truly think it’s more about matching energy and putting effort into conversations lmao -calesbian

Nap before interaction is so real

Wait as an introvert that was actually very helpful to hear about extroverts prepping for social interactions! Taking notes 📝

Listen as an introvert I watch this podcast faithfully so I can learn how to interact with people better

The Harry Potter comment had me like 🤛 🤜 attacked

Omg. This might be the best episode yet. 😂

this is one of the best episodes yet. got a crick in my neck *aggressively* nodding at every take.

Torrid is actually owned by Hot Topic 😂

SINGING THE "StOooOoP" absolutely dropped me dead

Introvert here 👋.. watching your pod has helped me with conversational skills. Love the banter you're so naturally able to generate. Thank you for being you ❤

I’m an introvert but I love friends who are extroverts that love me back cause I need someone who never shuts the fuck up to balance me out/ bring me out of my shell. It’s like we just compliment each other perfectly and accept each other so it’s a perfect vibe I love it

Made some questionable choices last night and this is making me feel much better I love you Caleb! 😭

Being in the first 200 viewers is a true treat. Thank you caleb

I’ve never had a greater bicep pump in my life. Thanks guys 😂

LOVED this ep. Love every ep I watch. Thank you for introducing your incredible friends & guests to us

Caleb, I admire everything you are doing here on KZread, I appreciate you!

There is literally no one on earth as effortlessly funny as Caleb 😭

This podcast is great ☺️ Thanks for making it!!

I look forward to your podcast every week. You never fail to make me laugh caleb! Thank you for making such funny yet insightful and thought provoking content.

I saved this to listen to tonight while I game and this was the best! 😂 this was EVERYTHING 🎉 loved!!! ❤❤❤you two had me rolling! 😂

Really enjoying the podcast, the humor and genuine conversation is a great mix.

This was SO GOOD. I literally burst out laughing when Hoja said, "It's cuz I'm ESL" 😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha and the Harry Potter bit was EVERYTHING. So so great!!!

My husband is a major introvert. He seriously does take large naps like 45 minutes-2 hours long naps before a big social gathering while I get ready 😂😂😂

I loved every second of this 🙌🏼👌🏼

This is one of my new favorite episodes love Hoja🩷

Love Hoja, they use to be my improv teacher in Houston

The free hair cut and restaurants thing is the gay network Caleb denied in a previous podcast 😂

loved this episode!

This episode was so good!

The min u said Venezuelan my heart exploded 😭🩷🩷🇻🇪

Perfect timing!!! It’s my last hour at work let’s goooo!!!!

caleb understanding the questions thing is sooooo nice. i love to know things about ppl but ive been made to feel annoying and nosey for asking questions so i had stopped asking ppl things. its not that im not curious im just not trying to be annoying lolol

Wow. I’m one of the first here. Literally a minute ago. 😂😂😂 ready to lock in and take my hands off the wheel

as an extrovert the introvert section healed me thank you for speaking up about these issues

I really felt the part where everyone laughed at the joke set up like wait 😕

amazing episode

i appreciated caleb calling the poster ableist for that😂❤❤❤👨🏼‍🦽👨🏼‍🦽

Love Caleb’s taste in reading 🔥

Lmao! Great episode 😍❤️

THANK YOU for calling out carhartt wip, it's insane that they don't make plus-size clothing

Perfect timing.

I loveeeed this combo (the fatness talk healed parts of my fat self that I didn't know were wounded), and Hoja's bit about focus groups is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.

When the pod ended I simply re started the video bc I can’t get enough

“Linguistic prescriptivism is classist” !!!! Gotta tuck that one in my pocket for later ❤️

Gonna be honest, anyone who actually thinks they are giving 100% in a relationship is absolutely not giving 100%. They are giving at most 75%.

God! Your friends are GORGEOUS Caleb!!!

On a road trip through Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana. Beautiful but I’ve been scared 🤣 so conservative thank god i can have some Caleb vibes

this is my first introduction to hoja & she is fucking hilarious & truly has an alluring energy to her

Caleb is the most relatable person.

This is comedy gold right here

Great!! Episode

Iconic episode

midwestern lesbian here literally getting ready to go to the pool. i DO yearn for the water 😭

Im like an ambivert (idk i think thats whats its called). Im super shy and nervous around new people and unfamiliar settings... But the second I become comfortable, I will not shut up haha ive been getting better at preparing myself when going to new settings so that helps 😁. Love your co-hosts caleb!

what a fucking awesome episode

I feel very called out by the Harry Potter conversation. And I AM a Hufflepuff and I am NOT ashamed, Caleb!

chance's pronunciation of leicester sent me lmfaoo

Hoja and I are the same with the water goals 🏊 I say that everyday that I wanna live on or even in the water atp, like I would spend my entire life at the beach if I could. It’s the absolute peace it brings and it just feels so good to be under the sun floating in water with a lil drinky drink 😌

Guys, if you want some fun celeb content from the covid era, look up the Keeping records podcast. Shelby wolstein has the most fun chemistry I've heard with Caleb

It's not even funny- make the collaborative fashion line NOWWW!!😭💕

Hoja is lovely!

Hearing two extroverts talk about loving when people ask questions and then proceeding to dunk on introverts without mercy out of nowhere was brutal Edit: I love this podcast and would die for Caleb Hearon. Caleb please hear me you do have straight white male fans from the Midwest and it’s me and my brother thank you 🙏

loved this episode she needs to come back

“ly chester” i fear for the straight assistant

i felt that torrid rant so deeply