The pope: "yo dawg, that was mighty uncatholic of you, gonna have to bless with these bullets"

Historically the Catholic church was big on development of science. So the research one actually makes sense.

If a dad plays the Papal states, is it the Papa-l states?

@jake_mu7550

Жыл бұрын

Pa-paul is how I read that lmao

@frix1769

Жыл бұрын

Well in italian pope is papa and dad is papà

@SulphuricPotatoe

Жыл бұрын

This is golden

@1224chrisng

Жыл бұрын

Airplane!

@tommygunz1174

Жыл бұрын

Pope is Papa in Italian so…

AND the best part of this secret tree is once you finish the secret portion, you can still recreate the Roman Empire of Greater Italy if you wanted to puppet Spain and take the rest of the Mediterranean coast line

@alauddinahmadshah7505

Жыл бұрын

Just imagine it for a second, an Empire for the Pope! Free Children for every bishop! yey! :D

@HenryPlays923

3 ай бұрын

@@alauddinahmadshah7505vine boom

@Daggz90

Ай бұрын

​@@alauddinahmadshah7505You should read the Talmud my friend.

@andyfriederichsen

Ай бұрын

@@alauddinahmadshah7505 Then there's the Islamic empires where it's even worse.

@alauddinahmadshah7505

Ай бұрын

@@andyfriederichsen free virgins for every mullah then! just change boys for girls

Love how the Swiss AI easily held the German AI 😂

@lordchaos3090

Жыл бұрын

It was like: Frick off

@funkymarco4411

Жыл бұрын

It was thought that the swiss would be costly and a waste of time to attack.

@definitelynotstalin4306

Жыл бұрын

Mountains and bonuses man, mountains and bonuses.

@naerbo19

Жыл бұрын

@@funkymarco4411 Part of the costly thing was, as far as I know that a major river originates in Switzerland and as such plans were made to poisen the river. In addition some runways was made directly into the mountainside and bunkers were camuflaged like normal houses and so a pain to attack. I might be wrong, but the Swiss don't mess around on defence.

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

“Shoot twice and go home”

I think the first Pope was “coup’d”by the fact that he’s 81 years old

Leaves faction, attacks Germany: "It was me, Pio 12th, the whole time"

i love Hellsing ultimate i still find it crazy that something like Italy can manage an army like this so fast

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

Well when you call up the Papal Knights as the pope and you get a mass influx of volunteer troops instead including such illustrious groups as: The Pure Nobles from Italy, the Mexican Inquisition (who no one expected), the Salvation Army of Canada, and the Knights of the Hanging Noose from South Carolina (who brought their own crosses to burn). . . . And the Temple of Beth Zion Not to mention when you have such legendary men of faith like Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian) behind you then who can stand in the way of your axis of righteousness? One of the members can even speak moon runes! Especially on something as noble and holy as a humble peace keeping mission? On a non-meme note Iam more amazed that a giant chunk of Africa and France didn’t flip instantly to be a member of the papal state.

The Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference is real gold!

@timcurtis1601

Жыл бұрын

"...peacekeeping mission."

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

Is it racist to say it’s sounds better in Arabic?

@dominic3446

Жыл бұрын

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I don’t know, is it?

@memesthednaofthesoul.

10 ай бұрын

Get that tank a cannon, bitches love cannons.

Well this should be interesting. You ever think of playing and trying to rebuild the Mongol Empire?

@comradelilly5070

Жыл бұрын

That would be really cool, I’d love to see something like that.

@digitallee5006

Жыл бұрын

No cores on anything. You can't hold the land with so few manpower. He would have to puppet everything.

@gamesarefun1338

Жыл бұрын

@@digitallee5006 maybe if there was a mod perhaps… but I haven’t seen a mod for Mongolia so idk

@definitelynotstalin4306

Жыл бұрын

This is where I would put a Mongol focus tree If it had one!

@doctorwhat779

Жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotstalin4306 yes why didn't get mongolia a focus tree with nsb

Love your content - glad you're taking time with your family

Almost hit the like goal in 4 hours Got to love how people like to make others suffer from chilli

@dominic3446

Жыл бұрын

Of corse! What you think we get joy from helping others? No we get joy from seeing others in pain

If there is not a group of heavy infantry named "Templar Knights" I will be very disappointed

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

nein they must be the Papal Knights! bonus points if they get the abridged names.

Maxwell: Citizens of London we have come to save you! Brit: Hurray it's the Catholic Church Maxwell: FROM YOURSELVES! Brit: Oh no it's the Catholic Church

@alauddinahmadshah7505

Жыл бұрын

The Anglican Church is actually just the same but with the Queen's Corpse instead of the Christ's. Also they have another god they call "Lord" which isn't Jehova of the Jews (the actual catholic god)

@Pandolfinstein44

Жыл бұрын

@@alauddinahmadshah7505 it's all the same god just called different things Catholicism, Protestantism and Orthodox are all Christians who believe in the same god and call them the same thing just have differences on how they worship and believe the Trinity works

@alauddinahmadshah7505

Жыл бұрын

@@Pandolfinstein44 Do you say that without studying Anglicanism? I studied it and the same englishmen say their god is not the same. They believe they are the only ones who whorship the true good (Baal) while the others follows Satan disguised as god. All in their cult is different yet retain resemblances of catholicism, but the same way Jesus wasnt a Christian but a jew and at some point Christians wanting to create a separate religion stated they believe in another god who they call The Father but who is not Jehova for them, the Anglicans wanted to create a separate religion and they call their new god the Lord.

Get this man the break he deserves!

@Unkindled_Shura

Жыл бұрын

He easily got it 🗿

@matthews1681

Жыл бұрын

Cheers!

After you linked with Germany I kept waiting for "New event unlocked - Kanye. All frontline troops are equipped with Yeezys +10% to mobility -10,000% mental stability."

Man I just wanna say I love your videos and podcast so much. Always happy when new content comes out, keep up the great work!

Get this man some family time

Let's make him eat some moruga scorpion hot sauce!

“If this video gets 3000 likes in 3 days-“ *Done in less than 12 hours*

If I recall The Hand of God should be the railway cannon.

Came to mess with the algorithm, stayed for the Hellsing abridged content.

I love the references. Cracks me up every time.

To depose mussolini you don't actually have to lose in ethiopia, you only have to if you're going down the communist or democratic paths

Love the channel and podcast

Stakuyi: I’ll eat this really hot, hot sauce if this video gets 3k likes in 3 days Me: sees there’s already 2k likes in the first 2 hours 👀 Good luck mate 😂, but seriously hope you enjoy Christmas with your family

@irenaveksler1935

Жыл бұрын

One day of posting and he has 5.1k likes

@shadowtrooper1

Жыл бұрын

@@irenaveksler1935 2 days, we have 6.1k

@irenaveksler1935

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowtrooper1 nice

man you deserve to spend Christmas with your family

I may have made a grave mistake in underestimating people…

14:02 Well to be fair even Albert Einstein was a Christian and was quoted saying "the more I study science the more I believe God exists"

@Jgcs103

8 ай бұрын

He believed in Spinoza God

Ha ha that was hilarious, thank you and good luck with the sauce !

I'd love to see more of this, a world conquest with the pope would be awesome.

For the intro sauce!! Never thought that you would make references to van helsing ultimate abridged

Oh yes the pope mobile is now a tank… lovely

Love your videos, keep it up.

Total world conquest with this continue vid

3000 lights and only seven hours have fun with that

OH NO! R.I.P Stakuyi.3k likes reached

“It reeks of hypocrisy in here.. Oh look.. It’s the Catholic Church..”

Thanks for another video

I rarely like videos, but damn I want to see him drink that hot sauce, so here we go

He Did The Papal States 😲

"How many divisions does the Pope have?" Hitler asked rhetorically. "Quite a few, as it turns out, mein Fuhrer," Goering replied.

That Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference got me good!

I was looking forward to this SO MUCH.

I liked the video within 30 seconds of watching with no intention to make anybody suffer from hot sauce at all :)

@octocreepus9136

Жыл бұрын

Mm yes no hopes of inflicting pain

@dominic3446

Жыл бұрын

I call bullshit

Yummy hot sauce after just 8 hours of the video being online, amazing

thank you i love your videos

Fun fact the Pope had just turn 86

Well forget the 3 days your pain was achieved in 6 hours

Since we're doing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Quotes: "So what can I do for you Father O'MalleyO'ConnelO'CarrolO'Reilley'OBrianO'Sullivan? Who is also Italian?"

Go take off days you silly goose. Enjoy yourself and happy holidays

that face when papal states 😫😫😫😫😫

That hot sauce video is gonna be real funny if it happens

My friend you underestimated your audiences joy. You take that brake my guy and we will just search your videos constantly to keep you in the algorithm

You had me at hurting yourself for our pleasure

I mean honestly I just want you to have a nice time with your family, no hot sauce required

When he asked germany how it felt to be out dadied got me

13:26 I didn't know Giorno was in this game

Vittorio Emanuelle looks if Hector Salamanca had a moustache

Love this man vids

This makes for the weirdest alt timeline I've seen yet.

After I do everything that shifts the balance of power to the pope it’s not enough for him to rise to power

MERRY CHRISTMAS MAN

I enjoy your content! Mostly commenting for the algorithm.

All of us? I guess getting Chinese food on Christmas is big? Lol. Good luck on your goal and Merry Christmas.

4:01 : It's gonna take a while 4:02 : There we go! Me: ....A glitch in the matrix?

Well looks like Mr stakuyi is using the hotsauce now

Well good luck with the hot sauce

I love when the pope said "it's cleansing of heresy time" and cleansed every heretic off of the world, truly one of the most of all time

I think it is time to make an hellsing ultimate then abridged marathon again

Awesome Video

Get this man some hot sauce and quality family time

Let's get this man a holiday

We’re already at 1.8k likes Stakuyi you better be ready for that hot sauce

Next video is gonna be fun

Welp, you gotta take that hot sauce shot!

I know I have posted this multiple times and I am going to keep doing it until you do it, but playing as Ireland (with the Ireland Expanded mod) take over England and then take over most if not all of the world

Missed the opportunity to say,"Egg-manuel".

Love the new content

I hope you have a great Christmas :)

My friend Hitler - stakuyi Hitler's a friend - Sovietwomble

Italy betraying Germany in their moment of need is the most italian thing to-date.

Ah yes, the Glorious Battle Pope!

Lore of The Pope Cleanses all Heresy momentum 100

Great vid 😀

The papal state then proclaimed Roman Unity

I want more "pope rules the world" videos, I think it would be fun to see everywhere controlled by the pope

Next video gonna be spicy

This video was posted two days ago and it already has 5.8 thousand likes. Looks like he’s taking a shot of hot sauce.

5:15 italy was already a monarchy

A fellow Hellsing Ultimate fan, lets go!

Have a Christmas man liked+comment+im already subbed

Oh no.... its been two days and hes already at 5.9k likes. Good luck with the hot sauce!

23:34 So many references, so little time

"If I get three thousand likes in three days I'll drink hotsauce!" Man it got there in six hours xD

Papacy: Why is China joining the allies? Japan currently nailing Chinese citizens to trees: No idea bro.

Nobody could have finished this yet lol

well, that 3k like goal got met pretty soon LMAO

I look forwards to the next video

As a catholic I’ve never been more flattered 😂