In bed for 8 after being locked up all day with a 12inch telly . Few bottles of shampoo some self raising flour . Gangster life 😂

All them shoes just to walk down some stairs and back😂😂😂

@whitemanblackvan2706

Жыл бұрын

He has to leave all of them in there. Can’t walk on the roads with them after wearing them in pen!!!!

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

Best comment 😂

@3mbr436

10 ай бұрын

Literally 😂😂😂😂

@farmazooticalz

8 ай бұрын

​@@whitemanblackvan2706why not bro???

@RenzMadeIt

7 ай бұрын

@@whitemanblackvan2706yeah u can g wdym

Them shoes are rank. They deserve a prison sentence

Clown world

@jimcowden733

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@DannyBoyPL516

8 ай бұрын

its not a world, its a UK JAIL Comedy central 😂😂😂

@bonghittaz1502

3 ай бұрын

But yet they have nicer shoes then u lol

@MrJokerlad19

2 ай бұрын

​@@bonghittaz1502All dressed up but nowhere to go.

So just to summarise, he has a couple of T shirts off the market, some very odd footwear and some Nesquik. Alternatively he could have got a job in Maccy D’s earned over 100k in the last 5 years and been free. Carlsberg don’t make Muppets…….

@Scott-md8fe

Жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly...he's boasting like he has everything he needs in life.

@rosscopeeco69

Жыл бұрын

Looks like he's been eating the maccy d though

@tobybowditch5404

Жыл бұрын

😂 love this comment, also the idiot think s 100k is a lot of money in 5 yrs😂😂 ,I get about £1.50 over national minimum wage so that definitely achievable 👍

@piratepat898

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂comment is jks

@gols187

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 these fools never learn

I'd rather be out here with one pair of dusty Nikes than in jail with 5 pairs of top designer

@richardmcgonigle1160

Жыл бұрын

Bare feet my friend yes yes.

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

But it's all about the crepes bro 😂

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

Good for you

Money man 🤣 some battered old trainers with a skin tight tracksuit on 🤣

@Mark01210

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JustDaniel6764

Жыл бұрын

And some Nesquik

@user-pp1zk7ze4s

9 ай бұрын

That's what you get in the comment section when let church pagans record in the first place

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

​@@Mark01210 neek you run away from your mums yard cah you got bare scared 😂😂😂

@Mark01210

9 ай бұрын

@@user-dq2uz8op9x Can you repeat that in English please?

Ur covering your face but ur in a tracksuit that the whole govs see u in everyday 😂😂

@jeeves_uk

9 ай бұрын

more for the fact that the videos getting shared online you sausage.

5 and a half years in jail and he's still built like a bag of milk😂😂

@Mohammed.M86577

Жыл бұрын

Hhahahhahahah

@-BUILT_LIKE_A_BAG_OF_MILK

Жыл бұрын

Ben Askren 😂

@moose5996

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@user-pp1zk7ze4s

9 ай бұрын

Not everyone can be built like you man fake pagans

He’s getting bummed, and them trainers aren’t his anymore 😂😂

@ishakali8634

Жыл бұрын

Deffo for slim shady right here!

@Shane-mp8nz

Жыл бұрын

@@ishakali8634 drop the Koran.

@Joonagoona

Жыл бұрын

Nar bro he’s converted to Islam nobody’s bothering him, if you didn’t know Islam runs most jails nowadays.

@ragedapeevo7560

10 ай бұрын

You said that like it was some sort of powerful message. The fact Jail is full of Muslim gangs throwing violence and drugs about speaks volumes.@@Joonagoona

@kingsaxon

10 ай бұрын

​@@Joonagoonano dey dont

Lv trainers and lacoste tracksuit 😂😂😂😂

@unelectedbureaucrat2003

Жыл бұрын

What's wrong with Lacoste? Better than that gay designer shit

@user-od9dw2hk5o

Жыл бұрын

​@@unelectedbureaucrat2003triggered? 😂

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

​​@@unelectedbureaucrat2003 Lacoste isn't "designer $h1t" ??!!??!! 😂

@Plus-l-

11 ай бұрын

@@unelectedbureaucrat2003alot of internet gangsters i bet tony will snitch

Omg these gangster wannabes make me cringe !!!!

How he been in 5 years an he still ain't got his own duvet?

I’d rather have regular clothes, my freedom and decent food

@arjandevolli7574

Жыл бұрын

prison is waste of life my brother spent 12 years in prison and believe me he has issues coping with life in real world, young lads stay away from crime prison is hell

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

Good for you

Lol for five and half in a uk 🇬🇧 jail he’s broke and the fake shoes ain’t shit lol he’s pads peppered

@DaveSCameron

Жыл бұрын

Failed people don't deserve trainees...

Helmets

All dressed up and no were to go ,comes to mind

@jameshinnighan

Жыл бұрын

he will soon be back on streets smahing it tho these lads in jail come out with more money makeing ventures beleave me jail just a place to meet lads to go on to bigger money making things facts

@EritreanRevolutionist

Жыл бұрын

With a Mirror aswel 😂😂😂

@MrTwister86660

Жыл бұрын

@@jameshinnighan until they get caught again

@gols187

11 ай бұрын

​@jameshinnighan but how long will he be out for lol. What a mugs game it is lol

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

@@MrTwister86660 don't get caught by the wrong side it's a scary sight don't walk through the alleyways;((

You get me, my guy, yeah alright you doin your thing. Manna bad man out here, big up my self innit fam. I do this and I do that bro manna push 50 each side. Lickle lickle. Do you know what I mean, you get me! Rrrr

Man they got a solo cell, private bathroom area and a shower?! This looks like some NYC apartments

@optimised120

Жыл бұрын

The showers on a timer, and it’s not private, it’s literally just a towel 😂

That’s a broke cell I had Xbox 360 my mash freeview recorder 120gb my usb stick full of movies and porn cause pornos are banned in jail and certainly didn’t have prison issue bedding I had duvet.

@simonostinelli493

Жыл бұрын

Ok anonymous you had over 3 grands worth of shoes in prison! Broke cell you sure you've been???

@claudiaisabelbarrionuevo3286

Жыл бұрын

​@@simonostinelli493 999888j888888.z2

A money man in a cell walking the wings living the dream😂😂😂

@Rapshiiii

18 күн бұрын

They let u think that but i been there and its not a dream atal.

Manny market wardrobe is strong

Wow he's living the life 😂

Living the dream bruv…get me 😂😂😂

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

Yeah funny bruv get me always funny to laugh on someone else's downfall but never look around your own surroundings and circle yeah pretty funny being a joker as you are

@spudhead1161

8 ай бұрын

​@user-dq2uz8op9x His own down fall. Shouldn't be a sausage and try brag what he has on here.

Shower in the cell is a luxury and a half never had that before

Over £2000 on trainers be ause drug dealers can't invest they're money so they have to waste it lol. If your reading this comment please know the criminal life is a waste of time and people try justify it by feeling sorry for themselves like ' I didn't have any opportunities ' ect We need to teach the youth the right way not glorify negative waste of time ish

You couldn’t pay me £1100 to try them spikey kicks on !

I covered up my face but look this is my cell 🤣🤣🤣

@arjandevolli7574

Жыл бұрын

maybe he wasn't in his cell

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

In his Lacoste suit 😂

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

He's been dumb like that nothing new no lie

I get Ya still. he had to join the mat gang to keep his shit

@CRACKBABY13k

Жыл бұрын

uk aint shit bro😂. yall only got knife crime. there. selling dutch drugs. or smokig that uk crack gas.

@Itsmetheworldsgreatest

Жыл бұрын

All the weak degenerates join the mat gang

@Joonagoona

Жыл бұрын

A lot of man’s convert to Islam for protection in pen. Facts

@kirstytirabasso9260

9 ай бұрын

Yo 😂😂😂😂

@user-pp1zk7ze4s

9 ай бұрын

If he was in the right mindset he would of joined the mat gang rather than the church gang he would be better off now

No wot a mean,no wot a mean,no wean 😂😂 respect bro 😂

Got the LOOOBs n dat

Its easy to have clothes like that when you miss out on holidays, birthdays, Christmases...

manz are b7allin it up in HMP. damn i might go out and purposely get arrested, so I can be ballin too.

I don't get you, can you repeat?

You get me hahahaha😂

I did a straight 5 1/2 in 2001-2007 where there was no smart phone and basic Nokia was like gold dust. times were hard

@DaveSCameron

Жыл бұрын

You're a hero!

@pedroatkinson1849

Жыл бұрын

Well done top g 👏

@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo

Жыл бұрын

I preferred it back then everyone didn't adopt that fake black London accent yet white boys spoke like white boys

@mrb3673

Жыл бұрын

Wow. Your dead hard

@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo

Жыл бұрын

@@mrb3673 mate tell us you're a teenager without screaming it no one said they were hard do you know how many people go to jail every year and it's been 20 years since for some of us you have no comprehension of how long 20 years is at 14. Also it's "You're"perhaps you could use some porridge they have books there.

When you makes a prison cell like home you got problems trust me

Stop stacking up your KA cans lads. My advice genuinely get on that barbering course, legit money to be made when you get out instead of staying in this circus

you get me fam, my peoples, respect a ting hahaha thick Muppets, no wonder in jail

It doesn't matter what you got in your cell yh a phone makes it easier to keep in contact with your close ones and yh when your young it's all about what you got or who your having it with but as we get older for most bods things change and I'd rather be living in a room on road with very little except the choice to be with my family and close people, over 13 years behind the door many as a yo sad watching history repeat itself and there's nothing to do to make a change

@ianroberts3803

Жыл бұрын

Wise words

Imagine when the video stops and they both sit on the bed watching what they just recorded 😂

What's he do with the self raising? 🤣 Pretend lines

Your never getting out, you get me

A few packs of Nesquick and he’s Gangsta.

White man wid a prayer Matt haha doing well kid

@ahmedkhannaz4649

Жыл бұрын

Lay off drugs or Stella acting like Albania Bosnia Kosovo aren't European muslim countries also Russia n Georgia both 10-15% Muslim n Macedonia n Montenegro also has big Muslim populations list goes on

@REALCrazyCritic

2 ай бұрын

@@ahmedkhannaz4649how many of the Albanians you know are Muslim ? ? The country is almost half Christian by stats, but every albo I know is Christian or of no religion, what about u ?

Nice digs …. 1 room,no chicks?! Gangsters 😂😂😂😂

Money man can’t add to 120 😂

@kbee6223

Жыл бұрын

Well most Olympic barbells weighs 20kg, so 50 on each side equals to 120kg

That’s actually a decent cell

@211inprogress

Жыл бұрын

No.

@Ste_Brit

Жыл бұрын

It’s still a cell though 🤷🏻‍♂️ He’s still locked in it 23 hours a day 😂 He still can’t bend his mrs over. Still can’t go for a drive or a walk around. Worst of all he’s still a Muslim and still going to the same place his false prophet went to ⬇️ Ive done jail and know what it’s like to be missing the simple things in life

@imtryingtobenice752

Жыл бұрын

​@@211inprogress Hes got his own shower, thats a decent cell dude.

@211inprogress

Жыл бұрын

@@imtryingtobenice752 stop trying to be nice. 😆✌️

@imtryingtobenice752

Жыл бұрын

@@211inprogress I can't help it, people get offended by what i say sometimes, so its my backup incase of those situations. Do what you gotta do dude, especially these days folk get offended by every fkn thin

I wouldn’t wear that Shite on my feet ratting👀🥴😂😂

We can't see his face because he's a beast!😂😂

Basically a teenagers bedroom 😂

120KGs. 😂 2 reps then go look in da mirror 😂

this guy has a bigger collection of shoes than me and he's stuck in prison

@Zen20000

8 ай бұрын

Get 4 pairs of decent puma trainers for £120. I wouldn’t compare yourself to an idiot who thinks owning overpriced shoes is gangsta. Least you’re on the outside.

Update: He got rushed, bummed and someone stole his trainers.. u feelin me blood.

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

That made me laugh out loud 😂👊

@sunnysparkles4729

11 ай бұрын

@@hollowsesh90 even if he did die, no malice, it's a joke.

How embarrassing! That is serious cringe there on both sides. Don't get me wrong, I'm not innocent in life. I've been to prison. Bud dayum man, these idiots have real issues. How sad they're going on like that 😂😂

@Sirjohnfootball

11 ай бұрын

Did you get bummed when you was in prison?

@craniumjunglist8934

11 ай бұрын

​@Sirjohnfootball yeah he got plugged everyday and his nickname was USB C .

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

@@Sirjohnfootball yeah man. By pad mate's, as soon as my door was open, in the showers. Handed over all my canteen too. Mugged right off daily bro. But I soldiered on some how, got through the intense bullying and SA. All from people like in this video. It's a savage world we live in. 😭

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

@@craniumjunglist8934 you proper mug 😂

@drips1030

11 ай бұрын

@@craniumjunglist8934 I see you. Muppet.

Man’s just had a drop from Iceland he must be top dog imagine been able to pick what shoes you want to wear walking about the landing pure muppet 😂

We get you

He's living the dream..

Man living etta than me on the out side 😂😂

@joseph1219

Жыл бұрын

How’s that

@simonostinelli493

Жыл бұрын

No he's not bruv why because he's got a few pairs of trainers a tracksuit and some fucking nestle milkshakes lol he can't go to MacDonalds or be with a woman he can't kiss or hug a woman can't have sex with her nothing, trust me on this he'd wear flip flops just to eat some good food (not MacDonald absolutely shite) or just chill in a bed with a woman!!! Food family and fucking! Ask anyone who's been to prison wand one of them F's is going to be in their answer!!!!

Soon as i land i have a quilt new pillow covers. That man sounds more Jamaican than bob marly. Ha😅😅😅😅

Converted so he’s protected

Yes yes. We Get You. Don't Worry. Expensive Crappy Trainers - I thought Islam taught Humility.

@ahmedkhannaz4649

Жыл бұрын

Maybe hes not practicing we alll human n make mistakes or he wouldn't be in prison would he pork boi

@user-dq2uz8op9x

9 ай бұрын

I thought Jesus taught white boys to stay out of prison 😂😂😂

Many of these kufz abusing prayer mats for furniture. Disgusting, I need to insha'Allah start praying myself

Does my man drink all that shampoo??

^you git me^ ...error no

You get me 😂😂😂 what you do out there my guy😂 ffs

0:08 - Ha he’s got a shitty Krystal TV! When I was locked up I got a Phillips.

Is there someone in HR I can talk to? Or is there an email I can send my C.V in to. Also, is accommodation included?

Ride it mugs

Where’s the tub of Vaseline that you need whilst you’ve in the shower 🤣🤣🤣

Wish I could go to jail and have all that Nesquik, you get me?

Brudda sayin he’s a money man he can’t be wrong.. he’s got more shampoo than my mum, my ex, my ex before her, combined😭

That's the man that was spiced up in the other video the guy with the beard

Still getting the giro

Someone has been ordering from DH gate .

Got everything but his freedom

Nick of him who packed his kit 😂 definitely no wear that's were hez fought he was gone 😂

Imagine flexing this 😂😂😂

These dudes are getting all dressed up just for other dudes 😂

That very smart to cover your face, you should have cover the room as well dude😂if they wanne find you, it's pizy champ😅

That’s the prison hotel, I wish jail was so quiet , I know because I went 4 times

The comments are gold.

Failed people who still believe they're smart, in gaol! 😂😂😂

120kg is light lmao embarrassing

I had more than that in my cell after my first visit 😂

What’s the self raising flour for? He got a contraband oven stashed under the bed?

Honestly that’s more luxurious than my life

He got them trainers off bury new rd manchester 😂😂

Bro prison bedding ent the one before i leave induction wing im coping my pwn bedding that and sliders for the showers on your first canteen that and all the ingredients for the whip up

Them shoes were in fashion when he went in.When he is out he will loom like he is wearing flintstones clobber

5 and a half years for stealing those wack trainers

Money man yeh lacoste tracksuit

0:06 you get me? heres the Tetley

This is what happens when you get your priorities all wrong.

Proud man right there.

Defo get a boy friend in they £1100 shoes , bet he gets all the boys

How they acting like any of this is good. Certain things ya cant buy . Im goin for a walk in the woods 😅

Still got ichy and scratchy blanket

Rather live a honest life and not have to be caged up

5 and a bit. Hopefully much muuuuch longer