That poor customer's gonna wake up stuffed in a cupboard with a dead body. He's gonna need therapy after this.

@tannerzade8398

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Creazil if my memory serves me correct he killed his girlfriend and is living under a fake name on the run.

Billion dollar invested actor is killed on stage: Option 1: call the police or nearby bystander Option 2: try to revive the person Option 3: say "oh my god" and walk away like nothing ever happened.

@proneczarniecki2833

5 жыл бұрын

ッ Dusken ッ or Option 4: do all of the above

@Nadie47

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh that’s what people do lol

@catherinerich6145

3 жыл бұрын

Option 3 defo

I laughed so much in 00:35 because he put his hands behind his back like he was admiring his masterpiece!

@user-vd6xy6ch8j

7 жыл бұрын

Tristan Aljamaa ما

The first one, 47 just stood there like, "OH NO, SOMETHING HAPPEND IM SO SCARED THAT IM FROZEN IN PLACE!" **Puts arms behind back**

"It's time to read Mandola his misfortune! Pardon the pun" I cracked! No pun intended!

@blackstardragon_

7 жыл бұрын

EasyLee sthu

@canofphysicalbugspray5937

7 жыл бұрын

Miklo 2 what the hell you trying to say

@justincarino9653

7 жыл бұрын

I honestly want to play this game just to have fun killing people while making snarky commentary and lame pun one-liners in-character as Agent 47.

@blackstardragon_

7 жыл бұрын

Candie Meakin shut. the. hell. up.

@jamiefernekees5041

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny when he puts the crystal ball back on it's holder.

0:58 lol, Abdul Alhazred is the guy that wrote the Necronomicon in Lovecraft's Cthulu Mythos.

@Nirrini

3 жыл бұрын

Nice catch.

3:20 (best scene for me xD) Agent 47 : i am..and i see a man...a Chinese man...waiting you on the roof top Man : will the meeting be success? Agent 47 : and i also see...DEATH Man : that's not good bla bla bla bla Agent 47 : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!

@denos1699

7 жыл бұрын

hes like he's talking too much xD

At 10:25, just love how the little history talk immediately ends with sudden death Contact: "Well I shouldn't tell,but it was supposed to originally belong to the Berbe-" (*Insert intense choking sounds followed by graceful "oofs")

The part with dino screaming was super funny and I laughed so hard I almost started crying 😂😂

@juanchololgamex8653

Жыл бұрын

I really love killing Dino, specially the fire and teeth kills

4:38 What the hell its a ghost

@samarendra109

5 жыл бұрын

Ghost who can be killed by a blast.

Phone with clearly visible and audible electrical shocks coming from it *grabs phone without a second thought* Natural selection just doing its thing.

0:58 Why would you grab something that is clearly short-circuiting?

I like how when he disguised as the fortune teller, he killed Mendola, and then fixed the orb back on the orb holder lmao

Good stuff to watch late at night.

3:40 I love how 47 just bashed some dudes head in with a crystal ball and then stabbed it into the stand and then he shoved the body to the side and quickly puts everything back in its place

0:28 just head fell into the water lol

Dude, I came here because of the thumbnail! Y U LIE?

Agent 47: I'm going to kill you now. Victim: Ok. Wait! What?? Agent 47: Oops! I was supposed to think that. Not say it out loud. Bang!

Cool video

0:56 Dude's got electrocuted he tried to beatbox so hard to death.

HITMAN I love this game SOO much

this is a really cool video!

05:00 hmmmm what should i pick?

Keep up the good work gamer4sight

I like u Like ur vids more keepl em up

Diana's sassy comments carry the day.

Looool you can hear someone in the background say Assalamu Alaikum wanna buy a lamb at 1:16 😂😂😂

@BigMan70

6 жыл бұрын

Rayhan Royals what makes it funny?

@Fertile_Program

5 жыл бұрын

It was lamp

@Fares2012FA

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fertile_Program ha hah Zzz boring

taking my mind of the Korean declaration of war and Arthur memes

Nice video

I have one stupid question: do i need to buy full experience to get these bonus mission. Or i can just buy them now?

@Nitepinkeve22

7 жыл бұрын

you need the full pack

@blackstardragon_

7 жыл бұрын

dizy ziz no you can buy them seperate

@user-gx1gj9fb7o

7 жыл бұрын

+Miklo

@lordtachanka4089

7 жыл бұрын

dizy ziz yea I have it u need to download it

nice

lol that 1st kill tho

Being whacked with a crystal ball. Can't unsee that.

11:24 terrible death

@dominicgamingfamilyfriendl7843

6 жыл бұрын

Right

@tylerdunn5935

6 жыл бұрын

Night Trooper he must of felt pissed of and shitty while he was drowning in the toilet water

plz man, keep posting this videos of hitman. ok

yes very funny murders

Dam, in the beginning she got shocked and drowned

is this game available on steam?

At 11:08 it should have needed only one bullet.

@sjaxemaster11

7 жыл бұрын

WexMajor82 fuck yeah !!

@elliotlundgren4944

6 жыл бұрын

WexMajor82 there's only one sniper rifle in the game that penetrates bodies

@deletedaccount5828

5 жыл бұрын

U need sniper rifles that loaded with body-penetration bullet to shoot through people

Gotta ask, how do you get the sniper rifle? do you unlock it?

@bonkedout

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mahera.30

7 жыл бұрын

exactly

مشكور عاشة ايدك

Hram

@zahradz4266

6 жыл бұрын

2

Felt bad for the client.

1:20 I like that suit!

@phoenixwright2322

5 жыл бұрын

I AM Batman Its the default Marrakech suit smh

I like dying llight brutal kills

7:40 I don't know why I find this funny!

Ok, first clip, first in game mistake by devs. The pools water was increased to overflowing, yet ONLY the spot where the target will be standing gets wet and they are the ONLY ones to be electrocuted. I'm sorry, but no. I know it's a game mechanic, but it should have been an even spread like in real life. And it would be done this way irl because what better way to hide a murder/assassination than to have a group killed by an "accident" than just one targeted person? (Watch the movie Jack Reacher y'all!)

3.000° like and 100° comment!

first part of the video, how you put the detonator up there?

@blackstardragon_

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew L just throw it up there

@AndrewL

7 жыл бұрын

thanks

6:05 Well, He did ask for an inferno.

@lioncat79

2 жыл бұрын

*happy dino noises*

最高

I recently notice that people (assassination targets) dies too easily in the new Hitman game (2016 and 2018). I mean sure, some are indeed fatal, no doubt about it... but fell down one story, dead. Burnt a little, dies instantly. Fell into pool, dead. Electrocuted, dies instantly.

11:25 What if he played dead?

2:00

3:20 i think that's the first time i hear Agent 47 talk.

@mrmoustache6088

6 жыл бұрын

Junk he can cock?

@phoenixwright2322

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare cocktails omfg

When is Bosco's funeral 😬😬

😨

oh

Hideman

ACTION! 47 walks on the stage and noone is giving a fººk

@ev9554

7 жыл бұрын

fuck

@phoenixwright2322

5 жыл бұрын

Woosh

Simple

I think you don't know what dies it mean to spare sometimes something.

@stewartsaurus5796

7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you can't spare in this game. That and the entire point of the game is to kill targets, because in hitman surprisingly enough you play as a hitman. And a hitman is someone who is paid to kill individual targets.

I punched this guard I saw his tooth fly our

what mission is it at 4:59

@phoenixwright2322

5 жыл бұрын

Xilenced The icon

How to get sniper

This game is horor...

11.24 drowned in his own vomit 😬😬

You do know know you could have just sat down and told him to leave?

@tannerzade8398

6 жыл бұрын

But if you listen doesn't he tell you he killed his girlfriend or am I thinking of someone else.

@Kn1feShift

6 жыл бұрын

"yeah uhhh im gonna need you to fuck off" "wait what--" "sorry dude im busy" "but, i paid you 400 dollars--" "fuck off."

Xd

Can you ever get killed in this game, the AI seem to never do anything.

@CamoB-ub9my

7 жыл бұрын

fish and banana by armed enemies if they see you commit a crime or your hunted

@IndigoTail

6 жыл бұрын

Throw a brick at a military guard or bodyguard and then you will become a beehive in 7 seconds

Where's the movie sense from😂😂? Why it's like we're playing the different hitman6😂

@emilchristophersen3354

7 жыл бұрын

How about using proper grammar so people can understand you... I wanted to answer but i don't get what you're asking...

@allenxia8977

7 жыл бұрын

Lol I laughed at it too. I was trying to say where that sci-fic movie set in the game from.

@freakonaleash8848

7 жыл бұрын

+Morgan Ginoburger summer dlc content

I HATE MY INTERNET

iron man😂😂

wtf

hi

I don't like how he blindsly kill people like that when no one seems to notice 0:25. He should have done it more farther.

Jruf🥑🐶🐕🙂👍

Wtf

Fak!!!!!

These arnt funny nor brutal.

@Tigercup9

7 жыл бұрын

Miguel Perez well, the crystal ball one was pretty gory, but yeah I'm with you

@pauliefloyd820

6 жыл бұрын

yea

nice

nice