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@pim3451

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it up man ur the pride for our country

@rei.sawamura5624

3 жыл бұрын

It was hard to watch it while I ate, so I almost gushed about it. Thank you for the fun video.♪

@gentlemanseriesx619

3 жыл бұрын

cant wait to see those sick Cyberpunk moments

@insanenoob42

3 жыл бұрын

I sure like it, Keep it up!

@allisonbispo1442

3 жыл бұрын

Me ensina a joga

I expected 8 kills,..... not 8 categories which add up to over 50 of the coolest kills this game offers.... man, this guy is the next level

@slugg7503

3 жыл бұрын

How many Doritos did u eat?

@rrohbot

3 жыл бұрын

@@slugg7503 at least 1

@universaldad2884

3 жыл бұрын

@@slugg7503 all of them

@neetamenghani6723

3 жыл бұрын

Even i predicted 8 kills But wow! Man you are awesome

@-0rbital-

3 жыл бұрын

When your kills are this great, it’d be a shame not to just murder everyone, don’t you think?

The flying suitcase shall be here right?!

@zeeonnn

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@caedis168

3 жыл бұрын

"never doubt it"

@ollybears7797

3 жыл бұрын

@@caedis168 Indeed I believe so

@charredspud7373

3 жыл бұрын

@@ollybears7797 how old did you say your sister was again?

@caedis168

3 жыл бұрын

@@charredspud7373 another night, another patrol with you....

10:12 Thats without a doubt one of the best kills I have ever seen in a game

@izaiahperez3542

Жыл бұрын

@Ktototam yes. yes you are

@DestroyerGillard

Жыл бұрын

@Ktototam yep

"How to enter an restricted area armed?" 10:22 "Security! Carry my weapons inside, please!"

@user-jp2zw4kw3y

2 жыл бұрын

So impressive.

THOR: NOBODY CAN BEAT THE ALMIGHTY MJOLNIR... AGENT 47: HOLD MY SUITCASE

@jakewhitham3475

3 жыл бұрын

@Mister Twister nobody cares

@HeyyyKloud

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary 😂😂😂

@tobiichitv

3 жыл бұрын

Haha i can’t stop laughing 😂

@RU_HKR

3 жыл бұрын

LOOL XDDDD

@hawkeye5955

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually a homing briefcase.

1:23 Taking out the cupcake to make sure there's absolutely no witnesses. Great move man.

@arandompersonontheinternet2923

3 жыл бұрын

"That cupcake was a spy, good work 47."

@TriPhantom815

3 жыл бұрын

:O

@PRKLGaming

Ай бұрын

I'm crying that's the funniest thing I've seen this month

I laughed harder than I should’ve at 2:23 the way he ran in there, took the shotty off the table and started blasting everyone.

12:50 This is the best Legendary moment I've ever seen in Hitman series

13:16 How smooth was that "pick up the briefcase in mid-air" moment, nicely done !

@cdoggo3352

3 жыл бұрын

Smooth AF

@PARCOYUful

3 жыл бұрын

Just like Captain America using his shield!

@monobiteme6014

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he has the Force

@fullstack_journey

3 жыл бұрын

Thor's hammer

@user-vr8dy1fe4h

2 жыл бұрын

@@fullstack_journey l agreed

12:52 "The suitcase chooses the wizard Mr.Potter"

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

Harry: But I don't want to be one Hagrid: * dead * Agent 47: Sorry, but it wasn't a choice

@NamanMishra2002

2 жыл бұрын

Agents 47: thanks for giving my suitcase back gentlemen I lost it

What were his last words? “I’ve got 4 tally marks on my…aaahhhh!”

06:57 poura, medico profissional vc man, parabens kkkkkkkkkkkkk

1:40 I love how he requests help

@TheSammy3bp

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like one of those balloon dudes outside of car dealerships and whatnot

@PrettyBoyAshton

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@exodusace3274

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha i died laughing😂

@ClxwningAr0und

3 жыл бұрын

@@exodusace3274 same

2:02 "No witnesses. Not even that balloon aligator"

@rahulverma8774

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@deepshark1265

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TriPhantom815

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh XD

@olegt962

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO dude xD

@cajun26bc

2 жыл бұрын

lol i didn’t even notice that one. I was too busy laughing at the muffin assassination before that 1:22

4:04 Knick knocking / Rake to the face KO / carried explosive duck / Double kill Absolute genius 👌

8:08 Best one, bro even disposed the bodies in the water

1:59 *shoots the blow up crocodile* “Target down. Head to extraction, 47.”

@alperduman9294

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

1:35 the way he flails his arm while stuck in the table is hilarious 😂

@hawkeye5955

2 жыл бұрын

Wacky wavy inflatable tube man!

@k1NGMcFather

2 жыл бұрын

And then asks for help lmao

@efadfa3

Жыл бұрын

"WHAT?! Uhh.. could somebody help me..? Please?"

@divyanshagrawal7623

Жыл бұрын

@@efadfa3Agent 47: Letme help ya and end your pain

3:45 after all that sequence im unistalling hitman you are the true hitman

Orgulho pelo fato de ser Brasileiro, parabéns man. Ótimo vídeo!

12:53 Surely it's No. 1 😂 hilarious!

@Smelly_Diaper

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit he was like thor ,he thrown it homed in to the target then he catches it perfectly

@flemeqa

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHA

@sametbulduk84

3 жыл бұрын

I guess there was a boomerang in the bag

@TopBadge

3 жыл бұрын

he even fucking caught it that's amazing.

@ghostslayer1981

3 жыл бұрын

@@TopBadge I like how it's going so fast he gets launched from the jetski and yet 47 just grabs it like it was floating

1:23 - WHAT DID THE MUFFIN DO TO DESERVE THAT? YOU'RE EVIL!!

@RaedyOrNot

3 жыл бұрын

He just want to die

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

that muffin man had a family 😭 now who's going look out for them that you killed him

@Ihavehadmanynames7779

3 жыл бұрын

That looked like a scene straight out of hollywood. Reminds me of terminator

@TheUaxington

3 жыл бұрын

He was a witness

@mrsf5907

3 жыл бұрын

Who wants the muffin

damn bro, your aim is amazing considering the fact that the hitman games don’t have a lock-on feature

@bullet4346

Жыл бұрын

PC: am I a joke to you?

@leowastakenwastaken

Жыл бұрын

@@bullet4346 hey, I play on the ps4. can u blame me for not knowing that?

@d9plays649

Жыл бұрын

@@leowastakenwastaken I'm on ps5 and it has a small lock on

@leowastakenwastaken

Жыл бұрын

@@d9plays649 *small* lock on. it still isn’t easy to aim

@Dragoru

Жыл бұрын

@@leowastakenwastaken The video has mouse and keyboard button prompts appearing throughout.

Vc é um gênio jogando em stealth, cara. Brabo demais!

“liSTeN! I gOT fOuR TAlly mARkS tATOoed on mE ChESt!”

@mashmash4597

3 жыл бұрын

That line annoys me so much because the characters just sound SO SMUG, so I'd retaliate with a shitty line I made myself: "I'd give you four bullet holes in your chest, motherfucker"

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145

3 жыл бұрын

@@mashmash4597 and no one will hear the shots

@seanupton7803

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t ask

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanupton7803 Well he didn't ask for your fecking opinion did he?!

@callumwarren3342

3 жыл бұрын

@@natdavliam tell him good dude!

1:31 "can somebody help me?" 😂😂😂😂

@jorgepacheco123

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@montane-ub9jc

3 жыл бұрын

"ok my pleasure" throw axe

@kikster97

3 жыл бұрын

“WhAt aRe yoU DoiNg sTep-hiTmaN?”

@Finnylinguine

3 жыл бұрын

(?Could somebody help me?) : has a seizure seconds later:

@germany1883

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

2:53 Surely the bro did not just say "OW" after face planting off a FIVE FRIKIN STORY BUILDING 🤣😂🤣 💀

00:38 💙❤💙❤ 03:36🤣 12:58 my favorite

•The flying suitcase kill in "Hitman" •The peeing guard kill in "Dishonored" •Every flying car kills in "Far Cry" -Those are some of my favourite kills of yours, keep up on making amazing videos !

Here's a legend himself

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear jay

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

Guards in any stealth video games: Must've been the wind

@koffie6995

3 жыл бұрын

I hear that he has 4 tally marks tattooed on his chest

@sniperassassin7082

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku go f#ck yourself my friend

@darklord7979

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku no one wants to date you.

That last kill was incredible and you even caught the briefcase. Great video!

“Listen, I’ve got 4 tally marks tattoo’d on my” *proceeds to get brutally killed by Agent 47 before he can finish describing his badass tattoos*

3:37 Is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life

@m_o_h6986

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@fibela9610

2 жыл бұрын

Puta madre, wey. 🤣🇲🇽

@Neo2266.

2 жыл бұрын

You ain't seen much in life, have you?

@martinelizalde2703

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neo2266. knew you’d be here

@xanthraXGaming

2 жыл бұрын

the very subtle "puta madre".

0:48 imagine seeing ur boss died by a toilet

@8Killah_Beez

3 жыл бұрын

I think you meant deaded.

@ahmad37685

3 жыл бұрын

@@8Killah_Beez unalived

@neowish4143

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmad37685 live’nt

@lserpizza

3 жыл бұрын

@@neowish4143 alivn't

@phoenixslayer6067

3 жыл бұрын

Commit breathen‘t

12:15 Hitman like: "Hey Paul!" (American Psycho) 😅

5:20 is gold.

1:35 When you lean to far back in your chair.

@drakegrimes4413

2 жыл бұрын

What teachers think will happen when you lean a chair back

1:24 Guards: Oh no, not my snack! OH NO, NOT THE GAME!!!

@wanggechengru1781

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no not my life!!!

@RohanGuptarg

2 жыл бұрын

*OH NO NOT MY BRAIN!!!*

@NEONETIES

2 жыл бұрын

1:33

@saucebossgaming2693

2 жыл бұрын

i lost it when i saw him shoot that cupcake 🤣🤣🤣

@cajun26bc

2 жыл бұрын

@@saucebossgaming2693 same lol. But i was assuming muffin

5:33 Inspector chingam from motu patlu just got real 🔥

1:40 "can somebody help me" LMFAOOOO

1:25 That poor muffin.

@TriPhantom815

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, poor me

@PowerCat3008

3 жыл бұрын

@@TriPhantom815 you always wanted to die so it's okay.

0:43, I wonder how embarrassed that guy felt after being killed by a toilet.

@carlosvelasquez331

3 жыл бұрын

Sure he wasn't poor fool didn't know what hit him

@gentlemanseriesx619

3 жыл бұрын

he felt #Shitty

@GameBeaverHD

3 жыл бұрын

Probably didn't feel embarrassed considering he was dead

@kevynmina2209

3 жыл бұрын

And he's not just an ordinary guy - he's a general.

@Kraily4t8

3 жыл бұрын

he's probably feeling dead inside

This is the most creative Hitman player I’ve seen yet. Super entertaining!

this man treats hitman like everyone is his target and i love it

6:17 - how come no one is talking about this kill

@ss-to7ii

3 жыл бұрын

Too busy being emotionally affected by this kill 2:56. that shit FELT real

@ferdinandgunawan8611

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, 47 just exit the mission and run over that guy😂😂😂

@saltpepper7064

3 жыл бұрын

Ah😩🤤

@EruenGameplays

2 жыл бұрын

@@saltpepper7064 ª

@Sleepingcatstudios

2 жыл бұрын

ah

2:39 so badass cars don't hit him they go through him out of respect

1:25 i love the clip. the camera movement is so cinematic, cool

That last one was amazing! So sick!

1:35 "Don't mind me as I wiggle like a worm"

@gentlemanseriesx619

3 жыл бұрын

do the silly salmon! but dude...theres no water

@viperdmk1483

3 жыл бұрын

Then You Axe’d Him a Question🤣

@greenbin3028

3 жыл бұрын

but seriously, what the hell happened? is that a glitch or supposed to happen? im confused

@ShaunDelier

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenbin3028 prolly a glitch, which I hope will never be fixed cuz it looks hilarious lol

@pizzaworm

8 күн бұрын

​@@greenbin3028 Im a little late, but basically ioi tried to make an active ragdoll system (like Rockstar's euphoria system) but, they kinda messed up so it looks pretty stiff and goofy.

god: how did you die? Dude: i got killed by a falling toilet

@notamobilesprout4175

3 жыл бұрын

@Mister Twister Shut up

@shalomlubis3303

3 жыл бұрын

@Mister Twister yeah shut up

@ParkerToFly

3 жыл бұрын

"How did you die?" Dude: *T O I L E T*

@WindowsDoor

2 жыл бұрын

God: How did you die Dude: A suitcase that never stops following me until it hits and kills me

@audreybell6773

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a pretty shitty way to die

The heat seeking briefcase lmao, that was amazing.

You are the most creative killer in video game history dude. Gotta give you props.

The last one has kill me completed. Never laughed so fucking Hard 😂

@thepubknight6144

2 жыл бұрын

5:22 his scream and fall thou🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@lucasffigueiredo

2 жыл бұрын

Same dude 🤣🤣

@poopmaster6944

2 жыл бұрын

me to😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6:57 all he needed was a coin to help him get all fixed up

7:59 Operator:That is ted mendez 47:And i just threw a coconut at him.

Man if you were a real hitman you'll be a pro lmao

1:50 that lovely sequence again

8:25 best kill and concealment of body's that ive ever seen

Some of those where so intricately planned out. Sick.

Dude, you kill the muffin!! That wasn't part of the contract, you maniac! 😂

1:17 damn that was smooth

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOO NOT THE CUPCAKE!!!

New hitman is coming Stealthgamer Hello there

@CurtisRivers

3 жыл бұрын

Stealthgamer: **eyes glow** REAL SHIT!?

@turtleburrito1236

3 жыл бұрын

Ah general stealth gamer

That rubber duck detonating scene is so nostalgic nicely done!😅

6:58 agente 47 operando milagres

@erameunomeagoranaoemais.247

3 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkkkkkk

@ninext8593

3 жыл бұрын

Ele é BR?????

@fidalgo2954

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninext8593 sim

@erameunomeagoranaoemais.247

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninext8593 Sim

@erameunomeagoranaoemais.247

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninext8593 Ele é BR sim, ele mesmo já mostrou além de ter escrito isso no nome já

This is the type of man you don't want to meet at a party. Or a festival Or a bank Or a church Or even in your own hou-

@danielwilson4799

3 жыл бұрын

"Target Down. Well done, 47."

@mrschneider9685

3 жыл бұрын

Mr 47 your job is not done yet one target left

@mohamedel-maghraby8453

3 жыл бұрын

The money has been wired to your account.

@dingledoodles2615

Жыл бұрын

Find an exit and we'll speak again soon.

This video is what got me into hitman thx a lot man

a lot of these are great but the timing you nailed on the first rubber duck one is awesome.

1:17 Man literally yeeted a wet floor sign at the guy😂

2:07 the explosive played Ava Maria, the Theme of hitman blood and money!

5:07 Pull the lever, Kronk

@TPB-di6qn

16 күн бұрын

Wrong leverrrrr

@isaac..gamezz2777

15 күн бұрын

@@TPB-di6qn no it’s not.

@TPB-di6qn

11 күн бұрын

@@isaac..gamezz2777 huh?

@isaac..gamezz2777

10 күн бұрын

@@TPB-di6qn I was just adding onto the meme

12:55 the last one is hilarious 😂

I don’t even play HITMAN, but I’m excited about HITMAN 3 only because of your videos! This game is like made for you, never stop doing what you do!

Just imagine if your boss fell down from a great height and died and not even shocked or incredibly confused, you just say: “Oh shit...”

The rake was brilliant and the sniper hits were hilarious!

These sniper kills are amazing, the creators made all the maps good for sniping.

12:49 I cant stop laughing omg 🤣

@cheemsg.i.7130

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh lmao

@henime338

2 жыл бұрын

Unknown physical

@buttruckers5875

2 жыл бұрын

It’s SCP-047briefcase

@ohno285

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt know thrown weapons can follow fast moving targets.

@joyce6436

2 жыл бұрын

that suitcase really said I only have one mission in life

0:05 StealthGamer: you dropped something Guard: what? StealthGamer: you

Thank you so much very entertaining definitely subbing

0:55 Didn't know you could do that. I'll have to try that next time I decide to play Hitman.

"lIsTeN i GoT fOuR tAlLy MaRkS tAtToOeD oN mY cHeSt"

I love how this guy genuinely just has fun with the game.

@AwesomeDude799

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the point of playing a game?

@squabblewobble2472

2 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeDude799 Not for everyone

@AwesomeDude799

2 жыл бұрын

@@squabblewobble2472 Then what other reason is there lol

@orangeball8872

Жыл бұрын

The amount of quicksaves this guy must load per minute doesnt sound Fun at all lol

Absolutely brilliant, totally inspired dude

The last suitcase kill was the best..great work bro

Throwing Robert onto Sierra's car has got to be the best one I've seen

Absolutely brilliant!!

This man’s aim is crazy, great job bro

No one: Not even John Wick: MeanwhileThis dude: doing this stuff

@blackknight1268

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best

@el.pibedelrock

3 жыл бұрын

Unfunniest comment ever

@socrative9810

3 жыл бұрын

how is this funny

@naraedhawigar12

3 жыл бұрын

CEO of Comedy

@Zeyr01

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of bedbananas?

Suitcase: "I am inevitable".

jajajaajaj never saw so much creativity well done Agent 🤙🏻

The last one had me laughing hard. GJ!

2:06 , hitman 4 vibes :'( good old days

7:48 When you were peacefully taking a nice hot evening shower but then your sibling uses the sink outside and then you feel suddenly the cold water suddenly run along your back

@ekuspreetsingh4939

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!! MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT😂😂😂

@Boogie-pv2ni

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh i find you every Commet Section i look in

deu até impressão de que realmente era o hitman jogando KKKKKKKK mt bomm

Eu tava vendo uns vídeos seus mais cedo e nem percebi que você era BR kkkkkk, joga muito cara!

You: Literally plays like a real hitman. Me: Haha guns go brrrrr.

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of Non-Target he has killed and your saying he's a real hitman

@trashgamedev5730

3 жыл бұрын

@@natdavliam how would you know??

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

@@trashgamedev5730 He is literally killing non targets in the video

@Going.Creative._mode

3 жыл бұрын

@@natdavliam he also killed targets so calm your horses

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

@@Going.Creative._mode an actual hitman would kill just the targets

0:36 THIS IS SPARTA

2:14 had me in tears 😂 the way he dropped

I'm like 30 kills into your top 8 best, nice job!

1:40 is the best part of anything. “Can somebody help me, please?!” As he flails around in a chair. i’m dying lmao