6:14 I love how he gets frustrated over the cake and how good it is....and then realizes he's been poisoned. And thinking it was done by his father.

I think the one in the appartment while waiting on the chair for the guy to check the laptop is the coolest kill in any Hitman ever.

@OroborusFMA

7 жыл бұрын

Yea, never seen that in a movie before. Like, the first James Bond movie "Dr. No" in 1962. Talk about totally unoriginal.

@quantumlolliepop5472

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody said it was original, just pretty cool.

@CLA82529

7 жыл бұрын

+OroborusFMA "....in any Hitman ever" why bring 007 into this lol

@VichoRPG

7 жыл бұрын

+CLA82529 He is brain-dead. He even likes his own comments, lmao.

@CLA82529

7 жыл бұрын

Caradoc that guy is unbelievably pathetic lol

7:20 "I used my target to destroy my target."

@ashiqharis1711

3 жыл бұрын

Underated 🤣🤣

@KatL33

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Retro-Rev

3 жыл бұрын

No smol brain, but big brain

@A-1412

2 жыл бұрын

What makes it better is the fact that John killed Ken the same way he killed Hannah, by pushing her from a high place. 47 then proceeded to kill John by also pushing him from a high place.

"I see you're outsourcing, 47"--fucking brilliant.

@Thatchick_tamia

7 жыл бұрын

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@budmaam

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Wang I really don't get it. Could someone explain it to me?

@brainwasher9876

7 жыл бұрын

Brandon Schemers outsourcing=giving your work to other people, 47 watched someone else kill his target so Diana snarkily says that he's outsourcing.

@budmaam

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Wang Okay, thanks for the response m8

@dontbotherme1093

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Wang

3:46 "Is that jasmine? Let's take a closer look" And on that day, 47 helped a man get a closer look of his toilet.

@Stormfire1777

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed longer than I should at this

@thenitpickycat

3 жыл бұрын

0:03 on that day, 47 helped an artist eat the cake

@hawkeye5955

3 жыл бұрын

"Here we see Agent 47 use lavender scented Poo-Pourri to lure his prey to the deadly toilet bowl."

1:32 47 will actually have a brief conversation with Jordan before punishing him.

@thatboyakira4202

3 жыл бұрын

@The MinecraftSlayer tried to negotiate his life, but 47 said: "A contract is a contract", then proceeds to shoot.

I remember this mission. I recall how something about the way Jordan said “Dad?” - like here @ 6:33 - gave me chills.

Truck explodes killing the person he was supposed to be protecting in front of his very eyes yet he says "did you hear that? go find out what it was" xD

@FIREBALLER100

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kevinp6812

4 жыл бұрын

Good pfp 👍👍👌👌

@Spalbeert

4 жыл бұрын

Hitman logic

@kevinp6812

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spalbeert Very Hitman.

@MARC-FENIX

Жыл бұрын

Stupid. Like IOI´s private policy.

6:46 "what's cooking, badum tiss" Lol

@ido4790

4 жыл бұрын

as his boss is fucking dying

1:20 Guy got killed in an explosion "You hear that? Go find out what that was".

6:54 Woman: Did you trip over something? Are you OK? *A dude just died from eating a cake you daft woman!*

@katrinaday8631

6 жыл бұрын

BHuang92 It

@wildin8156

6 жыл бұрын

BHuang92 I’m your 100th Like sir

@carlossebastianrengifochav3142

3 жыл бұрын

His friends don't help him

1:45 He was sitting on the chair... M E N A C I N G L Y

6:05 47 has killed people in many violent and painful ways before, but poisoning Jordan and making him think his dad did it is brutal even by his standards

6:53 She asks "Did you trip over something?" even though she was there watching the whole time and even noticed that he didn't feel good earlier. lol.

I don't know why people are giving this game so much shit.. it looks really, really fun!

@ZZZ2573

7 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why people give it shit

@SoupEmperor

7 жыл бұрын

you're the right kind of gamer. people complain because it doesn't look 'good', but you actually care about it being fun

@SPACEHARICE

7 жыл бұрын

it's because the whole episodic shit mainly

@SPACEHARICE

7 жыл бұрын

​***** actually I was 7 when I played 2 and 8 when I played contacts

@SPACEHARICE

7 жыл бұрын

***** yes but it was really fucking shit

I love how he sees him dipping his fingers in the cake in the first kill, and he just smothers him in the frosting. He poured his heart and soul into that cake and he will not let ANYONE ruin it! XD

@AAa-mc8np

2 жыл бұрын

!

*47 snap at infinity gauntlet 6:24 : "i.. I dont feel so good"

@beastzly1864

4 жыл бұрын

I was look for this comment lmao nice job😂😂

*target down next up ken morgan*

@PLANDerLinde99

6 жыл бұрын

MrAnonymous ARL *Target down, Next up, Jordan Cross*

@chickensouvlaki

5 жыл бұрын

*Both targets down, now head towards the cure.*

@koisj8310

4 жыл бұрын

@The End *blue waffle discovered next look up 2 girls 1 cup*

@keystoriusminimus750

4 жыл бұрын

cant believe a guy repeating what the game said got 172 likes

@pepeboyyt7268

4 жыл бұрын

Both targets down,now develop the damn vaccine

"did you trip on something, are you ok" *facepalm*

10:16 "YEAH! GET SOME" *dies* HAHAHA

@The_Airborne_number_three

Жыл бұрын

Also, the way he was sitting on the couch

The A.I in this game is completely stupid, a police officer sees you murder someone, and they are like "Are you okay?"

@catalyst5654

7 жыл бұрын

Because they didn't see who it was dipshit

@juliannatale6743

7 жыл бұрын

You clearly see him shoot someone and the cop is like, "Sir are you okay?"

@Sheppardsg1

7 жыл бұрын

And they see you trough wall :)

@juliannatale6743

7 жыл бұрын

Sheppardsg1 Exactly

@ResidentReveler

7 жыл бұрын

And then when the auto-rickshaw explodes, one of em is like "You hear that? Find out what it was"

lol. love how everyones like 'fuck it,we're done' as the singers dying of poison and walk out.

@Thebossstage1

7 жыл бұрын

he's old news

7:25 to all of the s SCP fans out there, you’ll know what that sounds like. (SCP-096’s scream)

@krotensv1052

4 жыл бұрын

I know right when I heard it was like that sounds like 096

@user-ni1il9ip1k

4 жыл бұрын

GG

@davidsmith3949

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same stock SFX.

6:43 When you and your friends go to a birthday party and the birthday person doesn't let anyone play his new video game.

The cake is a lie.

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

Portal reference :D

Polluting the ventelation system with sleeping gas (i assume that's what it is) is one of the most clean and subtle ways to knock out a target regardless if you want said target dead or alive

1:19 >watches Ken get blown up "You hear that? Find out what that was."

2:15 I feel like that one should’ve been called “a taste of your own medicine”

Love hitman, the game is basically a giant puzzle 11/10

0:00 That moment when your friend pushes your head in the cake to prank you but accidentally drowns you Sooooo Relatible

1:20 Boss dies- Guard literally saw it- Guard: Hear that? I'll find out what that was.

2:42 "hey you okay?" He just died

Nostalgic. I played this game with confidence and felt like a real assassin. Best assassin game ever!

7:23 **SCP-096 Screaming Intensifies**

@OlegDubrov

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@berzerkov4358

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds exactly like it

Yo Gamer I love ur funny brutal kill hitman vids ! keep up the good 2ork and make more

The "ISO EXPLODING PHONE" Should just be called the samsung galaxy S7

@TacoDuck24

7 жыл бұрын

Alfie Phayer note 7*

@supercool1312

6 жыл бұрын

Alfie Phayer "iso"

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

6 жыл бұрын

so true.

@crusco89

6 жыл бұрын

Alfie Phayer stfu bitch

@supercool1312

6 жыл бұрын

Sheryl Crusco ???

Cross: Eats poison and dies Woman: "Did you trip over something?!" 🤣🤣 gotta love that hitman logic

Dude at the end first he was gung ho now he chilling on the sofa.

@PainMakesYouFeelBetter

7 жыл бұрын

+Troyer Manchez Smile, it's better for you good sir.

@mlnl6203

7 жыл бұрын

+HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi Yo this dude back at it again lmao

@mlnl6203

7 жыл бұрын

+HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi you are literally the definition of a weeaboo.

@PainMakesYouFeelBetter

7 жыл бұрын

+Dee One He fails at that too....weaboos tend to be more offensive. He's more like prepubescent wannabe who doesn't get enough attention at home.

@PainMakesYouFeelBetter

7 жыл бұрын

Try hards need not apply.

" Aaaaaaaw!!!!!!" " Are you okay?" The guy screaming super loud as he is killed by electricity. Only for his clueless band mate to ask if he is alright. Anyone with a brain would be yelling for EMS.

Love the thumbnail, it’s amazing

Nice Video man I like it ! Next up Ken Morgan

Holy shit, didn't know Jordan could kill Ken.

@Miisso

7 жыл бұрын

do u like watch dogs

@ElmoWill

6 жыл бұрын

Foot Ball im an ElmoWill

“We got... like a Ninja up in here”😂

Ouaaa you made a lot of views its good for have new hitman's fans !

Fantastic!

I pressed like before I watched the video

Younshould really keep up the good work i Love your content

Thanos: You should have gone for the head! *snaps* 6:23 Target: I don't feel so good. *fades away*

@josiahsegovia04

4 жыл бұрын

Lycanthis99 lol

2:05 ' I am going solo'😂

@josiahsegovia04

4 жыл бұрын

EIN REICH lol

Poor Jordan Cross. You hate the guy xD

@112523

7 жыл бұрын

hes a fucking asshole tho

@kingtommy690

7 жыл бұрын

Foot Ball Jordan killed his girlfriend

@sergiovictoria8345

5 жыл бұрын

Nigga pushes people to their deaths when he's pissed off even his own dad

8:30 the best Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explosion

@arunarvind7195

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Mora iphone 7 plus too 😁

0:14 "you brown nose! What are you doing here?!" "Æ"

Imagine all the work that went into all these different encounters

whats cookin? bad dum chhh! DEATH

Jordan Cross can join the ICA he is really good in pushing people over edges

My fav kill was the "yeah get some!" one

(Jordan Cross) "See you in hell." (47) "Actually, you will." (Pushes Jordan Cross)

Fantastic

Poor Ken Morgan. You've assassinated him about 50 times now

7:49 "Killer queen has already touched the phone"

Good job!

2:36 Dude gets electrocuted right in front of him and he's like: "Are you okay?"

Awesome

the scream when Jordan kills ken morgan, the way he screams was like SCP 096

Thebsound design on this game is just insane.

Sees someone die from explosive says “hear that, go find out what that was” 😂

Jordan really know how to "Push"

Both targets are down great work now head towards the exit

Next up ken mooooorgaaan

7:24 That scream from SCP-096

@kittycookies1078

5 жыл бұрын

Yes its that

The cake made me laugh hysterical!!

Agent 47: (kills with a cake) John Wick: I'll take that as a note.

"Did you trip over something?" *Yes he tripped over the cake on the table*

You know, a cake is a pretty porous thing. You shouldn't be able to suffocate somebody with one. Then again, this is Hitman. (Shrug)

The bodyguard emerging from the coconut dust haha

I like hitman game, awesome

6:54 Gags to death from cake poisioning. "Did you trip over something? Are you okay?"

10:13 A.I: oh we Got something like a Ninja 😂

1:50 awwww you skipped over the confrontation with Jordon

I don't think the cake can cause the choke, but I still think it is very interesting to treat Jordan this way.

Welcome to my yard. Bangkok is my hometown. Please add Pattaya in next version.

the thumbnail is so cool

Fact: Jordan Cross is the youngest target in the Hitman series. Most targets in Hitman are 30 or over, but Jordan Cross is just 27 years old.

@justinang5231

7 жыл бұрын

Sup3r Ry4n Eve from Blood Money is 26, Carol Anne from the same game, the first target as well, is also in her early twenties.

@hermanhedning4220

5 жыл бұрын

Carol anne was never a target she was the targets secretary

@solidzack

5 жыл бұрын

What about Lennie and his gang from absolution?

The first Kill got me laughing lol

great

Thumbnail is so nice

Hitman did the old James bond ( I think ) in a chair trick. : )

@MoviesNGames007uk

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. No!

10.22 the dead guy sat down so funny

@MA-so1uv

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how timestamps work srry

Tuk-Tuk explodes, killing a man in the process. Guard next to the explosion: hear that? Go find out what that was.

Fell 5 feet into some water? That's lethal.

Angels : "Pfftt, oh so you are the man who died because of cake?"

Nothing can beat mortal combat...ITS TE MOST BRUTAL THING THERE IS!

Funny seeing Agent 47 in a waiter disguise waiting for Morgan to die.

First kill was some sick beat boxing😂😂😂

*Ken gets blown up in front of his eyes* "Did you hear that? Go find out what that was?"

The best game and is the beautiful.

Goodjob 47

Jordan Cross: Dies from electrick accident. The guy: Are tou oke

The guy has three guns, melee weapons and poisons IN HIS BELT!!!

One of your targets kills the other one. That is cool. And new.