“This is the game where people tell me to get lost and then they have horrible accidents.” the funniest summary of the gameplay.

"I'm going to need twenty dollars in quarters." -Agent 47

@t3hgir

Жыл бұрын

lmao

Warning: guards are now looking for a suspicious coin throwing bald person.

@thejgamer0855

4 жыл бұрын

Hitman 2 vibes

now i know why i fail at this game: i kinda think of the npcs as somehow human and not messed up robots

@sugarrayfly

5 жыл бұрын

well put

@floorpuncher3280

5 жыл бұрын

You thought wrong

@tonystark559

5 жыл бұрын

lol the npc are just really funny people

@robertlombardo8437

5 жыл бұрын

Think of the NPCs as leftists. That should clear things up in your mind real quick.

@EMPtaticz

5 жыл бұрын

@@xanatanuwu calling everyone a nazi lol

“I am going to do something that is called a silent assassin move” *Does something definitely not silent*

I really like the fact that he's explaining the game's mechanics and the reason why he does certain things.

"This is silent assassin run, so I gotta have no witnesses and all death gotta look accidentally" Few minutes later "It's just stats, nothing more" Seems pretty much like me, when I try to run the game

Voice and eye tracked next year. Don't disappoint me

@lepa_gaming

6 жыл бұрын

Mind-controlled run, Kotti

@varietyban3552

3 жыл бұрын

2 years ago I was outside

This could've gone better. Ah well, fun regardless. Hitman Contracts run from SGU Summer 2018: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4Ku1tF7gNTbobA.html

@TungstenViper

6 жыл бұрын

TheKotti better luck next time

@santiifm

6 жыл бұрын

TheKotti These events are for entertainment after all, and this might be the funniest speedrun ive seen.

@wolf9354

6 жыл бұрын

Was waiting for this :D, put a like on the video.

@Verspassungsschutz

6 жыл бұрын

Still great to See these fresh routes

@JTKSK

6 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest "trainwreck" run I have ever seen, laughed so hard. One of the best runs at ESA for sure!

Never clicked faster on a speedrun vid.

@niglebigleman8695

6 жыл бұрын

Seeing that bald head just made me instantly click

@thejgamer0855

4 жыл бұрын

@@niglebigleman8695 same lol

2:40 toughest NPC ever, out smarted thekotti himself, scourge of the henchmen

@Profkol0rado

Жыл бұрын

He was probably the guard that was sleeping outside lmao

Damn, that "curtains down" strat was fire...

I too want a bunch of people to clap for after every Mission

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

Just set up a Discord server and ask your friends to clap for you. :)

25:35 omg look at Kotti internalizing so hard , you can see his shoulders come up like he's about to super sigh but then he just calmly resumes talking , 47 himself couldn't have done better

18:32 TheKotti: This is totally Silent Assassin

@thejgamer0855

4 жыл бұрын

@Xen0N why?

@KoreaPop1

3 жыл бұрын

Sure he fast click LOL

@TwistzzFF.

3 жыл бұрын

@@KoreaPop1 Yeah Slow Mow x0.25 LOL

Sometimes the speed runs that go wrong turn out to be the best

The guard dragging the body in the elevator in House of Cards was the highlight of this, so funny!

man kotti dont you dare beat yourself up over getting professional in curtains down without at least one witness in that mission Contracts would not exist. And without contracts, (being my introduction to the series) I would not have been able to watch you kick ass at this game. To see blood money being played in such a way brings a smile to all our faces

I don't know if you guys noticed but, the estimated time for this run was 47 minutes.

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not. :)

@Bazazooka

4 жыл бұрын

I did

@pprit6927

4 жыл бұрын

@Einherjar218 dont wanna ruin it :D

@manuelfriol2860

4 жыл бұрын

@@pprit6927 Someone already did

Congratulations Kotti _Smooth Work , i Expect Nothing Less_

I love watching these, eventhough I by now know all the strats, just the fun commentary and the stuff going wrong makes it worthwile again and again

Way more fun with nothing going to plan

Although your speedrun from February was better, I still had a fun time watching this. I always watch these when I'm eating haha thanks a lot, Kotti! Better luck next time! :)

18:34 totally silent assassin (well let's say specialist :D)

Man I need to start watching those [BORING PRACTICE DO NOT WATCH!!!!] streams again, because apparently you've been getting up to some shenanigans with these new strats.

I love the blood money speed runs awesome strats and great commentary thank you

Wow, what a great run, the commentary is absolutely awesome.

I had never heard of esa until very recently but from what I can tell it’s like a less mainstream more unfiltered gdq, and I’m definitely gonna keep up with it

I've watched you speedrun this game so often and just now realized I've never even left a comment. Keep it up man, I love your videos! ❤️

This game is amazing! It makes me remember good times with my ps2... Good job man!

Wow! Never been this early, I was just thinking about a new run by you and ¡BAM!, new video. Greetings from Argentina

Thank you. I love your speedruns and they keep impressing me

I've watched you speedrun this at least 10 times in different marathons and yet I'm still looking forward to your new marathon runs each year. Entertaining and fun as always !

Kotti, man, u da best! Always love to watch ur speedruns on psychedelics! ☮🍄🕉

Really enjoyed this run, cheers!

this was a awesome run to watch

it is grateful to see so many people take this game serious that sit behind a master playing solo game

On death on the mississipi i can never get that 1st guy pushed right. Congrats to you for doing it in 1 take

Even better than a perfect run.

damn look at that hunk right der , you kno kotti rode that wave

Kotti: i gotta be really quiet Also Kotti 1 second later: sprays with an SMG or something

I play this game for like 2 years and i still take over 30 minutes to complete death on the mississipi. It's really amazing to see someone doing it in less than 2 mina

@vincent10kd

4 жыл бұрын

dude.. 30 mins after 2 years is really bad

@Pepega_Ch

Жыл бұрын

You probably do it with disguises lol. That mission is way easier in your own default suit

@Pepega_Ch

Жыл бұрын

@@vincent10kd skill issue confirmed KEKW

@Johnytomm

10 ай бұрын

@@Pepega_Ch funniest twitch chatter

You are the best! It was awesome.

It takes months of practice just to master a few strats for speedrunning a game, but my man... what you did in the first level is unachievable. :D :D

I love hitman speedruns

Awesome crowd behind u . Congrats

Started off really well

My favorite hitman game to date.

Speed runs are 100% only entertaining from their host. This was a great host.

Nice run kotti

Murder of Crows Totally Silent Assassin heh You key mashing SPECIALIST ♥

Replayed over 20 times , great and funny

Great run!!

Oh man, you were so unlucky. Spaghetti everywhere.

@thejgamer0855

4 жыл бұрын

*Bonetroulse starts playing*

Top run of event!

that guy just standing there ice cold shotgunning you point blank.

Nice, really nice. Greetings from Argentina

That’s a nice, shiny thumbnail.

Even with all the practice the luck was against you 😭 But it was fun 💪🏻

This one is spicy af

God of hitman

My favourite egg

Well done boi

The zombies didn’t care too much for the bad luck as long as he passed the mission

I have to be real quiet proceeds to blast the wall with Machine gun.

Good job !

u are awesome dude

i aprove those loco strats.

gj man that was fun

Best Hitman !

Nobody: Me at 3:00 am: Good time to watch a hitman bood money speedrun

@black1629

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Giftfrommysister

4 ай бұрын

Exactly rn

smashing the glass ceiling with a coin to kill the woman, man this stuff cracks the shit out of me lmao

Good job running in front of... what I can only describe as zombies that randomly clap

@sugarrayfly

5 жыл бұрын

yea no kidding... I enjoy Kotti's sarcasm; however it seems like no one got it... kind of a lame crowd.

@eksquisite

5 жыл бұрын

yikes

@gloomyranger4350

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could block out the crowd. Its like they conpletely tuned him out, and it hurts the run. Makes it harder to laugh myself. EDIT: Gets much better after Curtains Down. I hope it stays that way.

@ericross5048

Жыл бұрын

Npc’s

First time i see someone going over the estimate

10/10 run

Ah some bad luck but there is always next time.

Nice one

14:39 Whaaaaaaaat?! I have never once seen this strategy, that is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

In Murder of Crows he was a specialist

blood money is the only game where you can say "It'll be fine, I'm still Silent assassin rating" while the entire US army has been called in and is shooting at you for holding a syringe

A house of cards plan: 1. Blow shit up

off to a great start :D :D :D. although, wouldn't be that much fun if it went normally.

I wonder what the people seeing Blood Money for the first time (if there were any people seeing Blood Money for the first time) were thinking.

The wheelchair makes me lol everytime!!!

Wow, hi from Belarus, good speedrun

@UnitedFeodor

5 жыл бұрын

Неожиданно видеть еще одного белоруса

18:34 Totally Specialist

@thejgamer0855

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

hell yea !

love it

THANKS

Screw that wheel chair.

Yesssssss

Best start ever lol

Awwwww yeah.

nice! 😎

Somebody tell xleinonen to start speedrunning these games

00:20 start for impatient pointers

1 question: Why does every speed runner get every single optional target/mission except for the assassin in You better watch out ? She's in the loading scene, and after she tries to kill you she does indeed become a target ...

I need to use the bathroom.

Ya fucked up but still entertaining to watch the improvisation

@hawaiianprestigecars8493

5 жыл бұрын

Gliv Gluv the guy fucks up every time

what a embarassing beggining kotti LOL