11:03 - This is absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

@vimfuego1

Жыл бұрын

What you should yell while charging in War of Rights 😆

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

@@vimfuego1 Lol I think you're right!

@Jetstreamhustla

9 ай бұрын

At least he went out with pride lol

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@Jetstreamhustla Have to give him credit lol!

@IronHorse1854

9 ай бұрын

Dude found out he wasn't the main character the hard way lmao

“There are no witnesses if no one is alive to witness” - Sun tzu art of hitman.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Amen

@sumanjit100

9 ай бұрын

😂

@Techhunter_Talon

8 ай бұрын

"No one can ask 'Whodunit?' if there's no one to ask 'whodunit?'." :P

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

@@Techhunter_Talon Very true!

@AAZ-yu5ss

7 ай бұрын

Prime Eversor Assassin slaughterset

When you're asleep at the mission briefing so you decide to make sure you got the target

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

😂

@mojsterr

4 ай бұрын

Ahahahahah

@asymptotion

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@Pertev777

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 "Who should I kill again? Mhh. Guess I need to eliminate everyone"

How to get put on an FBI watchlist:

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

Very true.

@SkulldozerNAS

9 ай бұрын

Yes, we found you! Put your MEDIIIIIC up!

@ricky-leethompson6786

9 ай бұрын

How to get on the you need mental help list

@casave9682

9 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean how to get recruited for CIA?

@nattyxgirl7129

9 ай бұрын

Video hasn't started yet but knowing hitman, this is hilarious

5:28 “perfect timing mr kruger , get out there and knock em dead ” Mr kruger : sure

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Say no more.

Who else thought he was gon kill everyone in the crowd 😭

11:04 "i walked through the valley of the shadow of death" and took a look at my life AND REALISE THERES NOTHING LEFT

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Lol! 😂

@greenfox666

9 ай бұрын

Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@greenfox666 Lol!

@KaygeeFromNanotrasen

5 ай бұрын

​@@greenfox666aint never met a man who didnt deserve it

@unculturedmanofculture6837

4 ай бұрын

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of

3:32 Agent 47: *_They call me “Ass”assin._*

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

He likes the booty.

@mkazi7849

2 ай бұрын

Security: The security cams spotted some perv! Oh it’s fine , it’s just Mr Kruger

38:21 that laugh when brodie hit the corner and thought he was Scott free because “only a deranged lunatic would chase after me”

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

The timing couldn’t have been more perfect lol.

I’ve messed around on this mission a few times and had no idea the dude by the helicopter you can disguise as. This game just amazes me at the replay-ability

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Right?! So many unique ways to go about the game. Really well done.

@laoch5658

9 ай бұрын

the AI is terrible

@Shyknit

9 ай бұрын

​​@@laoch5658 27:02 yeah but it's funny tho 😂

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@Shyknit The AI is hilarious 😂

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259

8 ай бұрын

​@@laoch5658 To be fair, much of it has to do with preformance related problems and issues. If too much of the AI was constantly tracking the current situation, the game may slow down to a crawl.

“I’m the best gunslinger in the valley!” Proceeds to die instantly

@ont1c

7 ай бұрын

Got to admire his motivation lol.

“Did u kill the target?” “……yes”

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

All of them!

@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq

2 ай бұрын

​@@ont1c thank you for this please continue the videos I enjoy them a lot .

To be precise he didn’t kill everyone. Some of the guests elected to promptly dissolve into the air.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Lol this is true.

@oRealAlieNo

6 ай бұрын

Agent snapped his finger

@AJDaniels5298

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, he said, "It's 47ing time!" and then 47'd all over them.

15:08 the most understated dialogue of all time

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

😂

@atranimecs

5 ай бұрын

"Might need the city's entire ambulance supply down here."

47 goes from a professional assasin to crazy gunman to school shooter real quick

This is basically an accurate telling of what would have happened if Derek Zoolander had a psychotic break and went postal.........

@JinIXWolf

9 ай бұрын

Before he kills everyone, he says : I am not your brah

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Lol no kidding.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@JinIXWolf Lol spot on

@Beans-wr3hu

8 ай бұрын

"MAGNUM!"

@flouserschird

5 ай бұрын

He’s definitely not smart enough to pull this off

Bro took "covering your tracks" to another level 💀💀💀

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Whole new meaning 😂

Hitman has talent-he can make everyone become every body

@ont1c

10 ай бұрын

His special gift!

@q0a8

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@goldfish425

9 ай бұрын

that’s clever

@pppppjf

6 ай бұрын

ты не Русский если пишешь на вражеском языке

@DansuB4nsu03

4 ай бұрын

​@@pppppjf Это видео и комментарии на Ютубе видны в основном англоязычной аудитории, потому что сайт американский и большинство пользователей англоязычные. Поэтому в данном случае писать комментарий на русском несёт в себе мало смысла, потому что его увидит гораздо меньше людей. Я бы не осуждал русского человека за то, что он пишет на английском, а наоборот, похвалил бы его за его многоязычность, например. Но это ваша жизнь, ваши правила, так что нахожу бессмысленным нагружать вас нравоучениями.

dripped up in balenciaga killing everyone.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Fashion is a must.

Always unrealistic when you consider that, in real life, every SWAT team in Paris plus probably the army would be on the scene after the first gunshots out in the open

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

No doubt. Payday 3 will be like that which I'm excited for.

@CormacHolland

9 ай бұрын

You should post gameplay of that game

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@CormacHolland I absolutely will be.

@yungk8310

9 ай бұрын

@@ont1cyou sir have gained a new subscriber

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@yungk8310 Appreciate the support!

35:56 "This guy's a god damn maniac!" *Nods*

@ont1c

5 ай бұрын

😂🤣

When Voldemort had enough of the Death Eaters.

@ont1c

7 ай бұрын

True lol

29:47 is THE moment

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Agree!

@Cons3

9 ай бұрын

Thank you so much

If this game had multiplayer you would totally dominate it

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Haha appreciate it!

3:10 respect for the cross you drew before ending the sleeping man's life

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

😎

them finding the body while 47 was casually walking the runway was fucking hilarious

@ont1c

3 ай бұрын

lol glad you enjoyed that!

Legends have it the game is tallying non target kills 😂💀

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

lol 😂

You should have activated the fireworks while walking to the chopper, that would have been the ultimate badass ending

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

You're totally right. What a missed opportunity.

@lyndonlives638

5 ай бұрын

Then all the fashion show guests could turn to watch the cool fireworks...oh wait!... 😬

@oscarwellings6331

5 ай бұрын

@@lyndonlives638 Bro 💀

Your aiming skills are impeccable. I'm beyond impressed.

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Appreciate it! 😎

@christianharris6816

6 ай бұрын

@@deadwhiteboystop hating holy shit

@syminite1

6 ай бұрын

​@@deadwhiteboyIt doesn't automatically aim at the head you still gotta guide it some, plus he hit a moving target in the garden with it, so yeah he a good shot.

@kennethnick3213

6 ай бұрын

Beyond impressed? Of how someone aims a gun in a video game? Like yeah it's fast, but nothing to be "beyond impressed" about lmfao. Get out in the world

@jollthebro

5 ай бұрын

I agree, it’s incredibly impressive

The cctv recording him stalking is the best part 😂

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Lol true that.

"Why accomplish the misson if you have time to kill some more" - Hitman book chapter 1

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

The Art of Hitman

11:03 When I tell you I started WHEEZING 😂

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

Best moment in Hitman lol! 🤣

18:13 *literal gunshots coming from the next room* Guy: hold on let me fix my tie

@ont1c

5 ай бұрын

Have to be dressed for the occasion… death.

Paris is so peaceful town😊 Until hitman arrives

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

Agent 47 brings a different kind of peace 😎

5:28 "perfect timing mr kruger, get out there and knock em dead." 47: and i took that personally

@ont1c

Ай бұрын

Very personally!

9:10 , my man is truly an assassin

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

All day!

@khalidahalyah

9 ай бұрын

@@ont1c It’s honestly kinda hot 😍

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@khalidahalyah why thank you! 😎

@Susowusjud4933

7 ай бұрын

​@@khalidahalyahLike your mother

@Chadcel564

6 ай бұрын

@@khalidahalyahfatherless

Firing into the crowd... "Bullet impact noticed" 🤣

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

"bullet impacts everywhere!"

Bro. When he threw the grenade and grabbed the rifle I’m like “oh, oh damn it’s go time now huh”

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

"Time to kick the tires and light the fires!"

I swear every time i watch anything of this game it just impresses me more and more. This trilogy is a masterpiece. Such a different type of game, so unique. The effort they put into it is just insane.

@ont1c

3 ай бұрын

Credit to the devs for creating a masterpiece.

Everytime i see HitMan this game brings back so much nostalgic sad memories with my Dad 🕊️☹️He loved this game so much and Each week i would come over we would smoke and we play He always showed me that there are always multiple ways to kill the targets on missions so u get a different outcome everytime 😭this game was TOOO ahead of its time 😢💯

@ont1c

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like some awesome bonding time! There’s always a unique way to go about completing the missions. 😎

Just an average school day in the US… Well done!

"Man, I sure hope Diana doesn't fire me for this"

@ont1c

4 ай бұрын

“I’m promoting you, 47.”

Bro killed the half population of France with this mission☠️

bro took eliminate all threats too seriously

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Never!

This is the most reasonable fashion show I've ever seen. Oh the designs were pretty cool too.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Fashion week in Paris like you've never seen before!

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259

8 ай бұрын

The best is, of course, 47

437 victims, for those who want to know

I have a challenge for you, kill only the security guards with a screwdriver, you can throw the screwdriver or melee but you cannot have more than 1 screwdriver. You must retrieve the same screwdriver if you throw it and do this challenge without being compromised. Ive tried, it's impossible I think you might be able to

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Sounds like a unique challenge!

This trilogy left a mark on me its one of those game that you'll never forget

Agent should be a model on the side lmao

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Agree lol.

Hitman 3 developers-now non-target kills give you points Ont1c points-9363964926482539252946926394638648352982540101

@ont1c

11 ай бұрын

I'm sure I'd be at the top of the leader board lol!

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win😂

@ont1c

15 күн бұрын

🤣

This was so brutally cold-hearted and efficient. A beautiful dance.

3:33 stay focus on the mission 47😂😂

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

Had to have a little peak lol.

When Patrik Bateman disguise as Agent 47

20:29 “WE NEED MORE GUYS HERE!” “Yep.”

Thumbnail looks like Voldemort about to duel in cross wands.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

LOL! Probably one of the best comments given I just finished Hogwarts Legacy 😂

It is eerie how this player plays these sharp laser cut but swift movements. I hope that he is mentally sound

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

years of gaming 😎

I had no idea you can walk the runway lol. And it took so long to get comprised and these headshots are insane. I wish I could play this good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

You can do some pretty cool things in this game lol. And thank you! 😎🤙

@kennethnick3213

6 ай бұрын

There's no point to play any game this good and is also a waste of your time.

@Jaleera

5 ай бұрын

​@@kennethnick3213shut up, Kenneth! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

@DanielDangana

4 ай бұрын

​@kennethnick3213 Hope everything is okay at home bro?

@bakedcrystal915

7 күн бұрын

@@kennethnick3213well a million views on KZread is one reason lol

I'm going to show this to my 13 year old son who's edgy and gets bullied in school. Thanks for sharing!

@ont1c

22 күн бұрын

Careful, this video is rated for 18+ for a reason. You do that and what ever he does can come back on you. Lastly, voice your issues to the game developers that allow this.

Agent 47: "Everyone died in style".

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Amen

3:32 I see u are also a man of culture 🍺🗿

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Most definitely. 🍻

@SimpleAverageBoi69

9 ай бұрын

🍺

@q0a8

9 ай бұрын

culture of ass?

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@q0a8 One may say the booty is art.

The “huh?” at 39:39 really got me. As if you caught him by surprise 😂

@ont1c

5 ай бұрын

Surprise motha f*cka!

22:24 did that guy just jump 💀 Bro went out on his own terms 😎🤟

@ont1c

Ай бұрын

😂

This happens when counter strike player plays any stealth game

Police's honest reaction to the mass genocide going on :

5:48 47 slaying hard!!

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Big time!

5:47 i can't stop laughing at him posing😭

@ont1c

12 күн бұрын

That was a FABULOUS pose lol

@lauravelka

12 күн бұрын

@@ont1c Fr😭🙏🏻

3:05 making a cross before a headshot is cold af😂❄️

You're crazy for this one, Helmut!

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Lol! 😂

3:06 that was so hilarious! Thank you!

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

My pleasure!

I hope this serves as a concept video of some assassin known for his stealth, ending up having to kill literally everyone involved

Watching this makes me wish more stealth games don't penalize players for going the lethal route. Sometimes i feel like im missing out half of the game's content on the killing/aggressive style because im stressing myself to get a good score or rank in stealth games. Sure they don't stop you from going lethal but i always feel like crap seeing those negative final scores and felt obligated to never use lethal approach. It'd be a nice option if the game rewards you with a cool unlockable if you kill everyone and not just put unlockables based on doing it with the least casualties. 😅 Rambles aside, really fun video to watch. I love how you still try to do it clean and professional even if you can finally let loose with all the guns you can get your hands on!

@3:52: 47 might just let this one live. :) @8:57: "No Diana....everyone is next." -47, probably @11:14: Well, that one's new. @15:12: No, you're gonna need a coroner. Might want to get one for yourself too while you're at it. :) @17:53: Maybe they don't know where he is. @19:42: "You got it." -47, probably @21:44: **a literal chandlier falls from ceiling** Security: "Yeah, that's fine." @25:52: "Duh." -47, definitely @25:55: "It's a good stress reliever." -Also 47. @32:30: How many languages are going there? Like 6 or 7 different people and languages at once. @37:10: Guess not. :)

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

Lol love the time stamps!

@yucol5661

6 ай бұрын

It’s not 6 language it’s just one single person speaking Spanish with an shaky nervous accent and another mumbling in French for a bit. Probably from action movies with people speaking fast while scared and trembling

@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA

6 ай бұрын

@@yucol5661 it was latin american spanish about someone needing to be careful. It weirdly sounded not entirely retalted to the situation lol

I mean this is crazy and all but can we talk about this man's accuracy?

@ont1c

24 күн бұрын

John Wick Academy 😎

Damn, bruh, this dude memorized every step, *EVERYTHING!*

@ont1c

2 ай бұрын

😎🤙

@ont1c Really enjoyed your gameplay style! Its been a while for me playing the game so thanks.

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Really appreciate it! More to come 😎

@kiggs-piggs

9 ай бұрын

​@@ont1cis this hitman 3 or 2, I might be tripping but I'm pretty sure I played Paris in hitman 2

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@kiggs-piggs You are correct. However, I played this through the Hitman 3 game which has graphical differences.

@kiggs-piggs

9 ай бұрын

@@ont1c oh ok, I got a bit confused😅

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

@@kiggs-piggs all good! 🤙

That's not a hitman, that's stalin and hitler possessing him at the same time.

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

One would think.

12:11 at this point I was just thinking if they had a cloning machine for the guards

When kill someone but a person notice you and you kill them but another person notices you and you kill them...its a loop.

@ont1c

Ай бұрын

Cycle of death

im glad we don't go to the same school lmao

3:34 agent 47: "nice ass"

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

For sure said that lol.

Pumped up kicks intensified

No cater waiter was spared by The Butcher of Fashion Week. The Devil really does wear Prada.

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

I'm liking those as video titles!

22:24 lmaoo that would have been my reaction to this massacre😂😂

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Mine too lol!

I truly suck at these kill everyone challenges you are very good

@ont1c

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate it! Aiming can be a bit challenging. Map knowledge is also keep to these.

Dope 💯

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

Thank you! 😎🤙

When your intrusive thoughts take over😂

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

lol no kidding 😂

Agent 47 but if he were an Eversor Assassin from Warhammer 40K:

@ont1c

7 ай бұрын

True!

just realized that hitman 2016 and hitman 3 are like the same XD

@ont1c

3 ай бұрын

Basically lol

thats 453 non target kills by the way

I didn't know this was a mass murder simulator!

This was really well done! 👍🏽

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Much appreciated! 😎

When Pietro Smusi doing a serata it will finish ALWAYS in this way

This is what an assassin should look like xD

@ont1c

25 күн бұрын

Agree 😂

23:42 the leg shot 😂

@ont1c

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

Agent 47?! Nahhh. That's John Wick, with those headshots.

@ont1c

8 ай бұрын

Very true!!

5:16 when people finally realise you also know how to slay a runway

@ont1c

3 ай бұрын

😎🤙

How did you record the gameplay for this video including all the other Hitman 3 videos that you do too? I'm a little intersted on recording videos of me playing this game.

@ont1c

4 ай бұрын

I use NVIDIA shadowplay for all of my recordings. The only time I would use OBS is for streaming.

Wait…you can disguise yourself on this mission to pass the security?!?!?! Well I’ll be

@ont1c

6 ай бұрын

Sure can!

bro thought this is Call of Duty - No Russuain

@ont1c

7 ай бұрын

😎🤙