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@Amphibian67

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely need that monke on a sticker.

@arnijulian6241

2 жыл бұрын

More accurate then any portrayal that tv & cinema would give in regards to that region. Simply a master piece that hit the nail on the head! You are going to ruffle a lot of people feathers & I love it:)

@Oliver2000

2 жыл бұрын

Can I get your sources for this video?

@rowsdower6950

2 жыл бұрын

This is better than the live-action version.

@user-tf5lg7fc9s

2 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud, I lol'd.

You captured Disney’s inability to tell arabs and indians apart. Beautiful.

@odiloncintra1377

2 жыл бұрын

Or, perhaps, they can't tell them either...

@affernbrotgkg

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody can...

@lordfarquaad2319

2 жыл бұрын

Well, arabs don't eat pork and indians don't eat cows, but besides that they are pretty much the same

@hmmm3210

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordfarquaad2319 Putin is right in claiming Ukraine as russian then.

@manaayek8091

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordfarquaad2319 well. You’re about as good as Disney then.

Damn I died at the “you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” 😂

@malahamavet

2 жыл бұрын

simply hilarious! and took me by surprise

@TheStereovenom

2 жыл бұрын

@@malahamavet same, but it was definitely some good humor.

@wizardmongol4868

2 жыл бұрын

yeah it was real funny though it was kinda confusing because where im from djinns are more like folk-spirits not gods they are sometime pious othertimes malcious just a lil bit of south asian folk-trivia i though of rn

@MauiWowieOwie

2 жыл бұрын

@@wizardmongol4868 They aren't gods and they aren't pagan either. Djinn were first thought of in arabia pre-islam so long before Paganism came around. But yeah, the djinn are generally four to five usually based around the elements and depending on which myth the fifth can be based in something else. Usually iirc the fire and/or wind djinn are malicious.

@wizardmongol4868

2 жыл бұрын

@@MauiWowieOwie elements? i though they were based on types not elements

You can tell Aladdin knew the rules already by how he looked annoyed like "ok I guess we cant skip this", also you can tell he didnt just wake up and decide this, dude had a machete ready to go if genie wouldnt play ball, this was pre-meditated.

@scintillam_dei

Жыл бұрын

They would always need a weapon in such a barbaric place as Arabia (or India based on his accent). In atheist shithole China or North Korea, you aren't allowed to have a good weapon especially the weapon of a free mind.

@shiningfaceofluzon5594

Жыл бұрын

How would you cut a genies hands? They're intangible; made of smokeless fire ASSUMINGLY

@retardcorpsman

Жыл бұрын

@@shiningfaceofluzon5594 “I wish to have the capacity to violate and attack you, genie”

@bradpotts1747

Жыл бұрын

im pretty sure he just... had a machete. he IS a theif.

@jackpagn8424

Жыл бұрын

speed running ain't match well with tutorials....

Genie: "Can you at least free me?" Aladdin: "Absolutely not. You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment." *Spits* Omg, how do these people come up with this? Lol

@lerm4676

Жыл бұрын

Because that what life was like in Arabia after the Muslim conquests. Pagan religions were wiped out to make room for their true god Allah.

@MarvinPowell1

Жыл бұрын

From the Korran.

@josiahjacinto4156

Жыл бұрын

To be honest Aladdin made a smart choice by not making a third wish

@Ashtonpartin

Жыл бұрын

​@@classifiedname222so is destryoing mosques!

@Anverse-14

11 ай бұрын

The genie in its original form is mischievous djinn trapped by King Solomon

Historically accurate Mulan is gonna be nuts

@lucapeuch2240

2 жыл бұрын

Pocahontas...

@matthewsoucy9073

2 жыл бұрын

Hercules

@cm94returns19

2 жыл бұрын

The little mermaid

@__jonbud______________________

2 жыл бұрын

@@cm94returns19 wouldn't that just be a hallucinating sailor slowly starving with nothing but saltwater to drink?

@ThatMadCat

2 жыл бұрын

@@__jonbud______________________ Apparently Genies can exist, so why not mermaids?

You know, given the costs of obtaining the peanuts in Arabia in the 8th century would have been astronomical, apu made the more impressive wish.

@dannylo5875

2 жыл бұрын

He's the nutty rich boy we are talking about.

@patrickstewart3446

2 жыл бұрын

I think he said pine nuts, which are a little less astronomical. Still, that would be a very high end snack for that time. 🌲🥜

@USN1985dos

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstewart3446 wtf is a pine nut?

@BaileyBPF

2 жыл бұрын

@@USN1985dos Small, fragrant, oily nuts found in large pine cones. Very good when toasted and thrown into salads and such.

@mattgieslerrocks

2 жыл бұрын

That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it. At first, I thought Abu had simple tastes.

“This is the 8th century genie I do not care” that’s the most accurate part of this video 😂😂😂😂

@cakimali5423

3 ай бұрын

his foot nails are the most accurate part

@dimitriostsiampalis364

3 ай бұрын

The time doesn't matter, they still do this 😂

@francofernandes2006

3 ай бұрын

That phrase can be applied to a frightening amount of situations.

@lordblanck7923

3 ай бұрын

Reminds of Muhammad marrying a 6 year old. He really meant that sentence when he said he didnt care 😂​@francofernandes2006

1:17 That scream is so well cut it’s both hilarious and horrifying. Imagine going about your normal day and your trapped in a burlap sack in the middle of a desert.

@SAEshorts

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the way he smiled, it's kinda creepy.

@gulagbatman1318

5 ай бұрын

​​@@SAEshorts The way he smiled? HE'S GOING TO R*PE JASMINE 😂 💀

@Soloong_Gaybowzer

3 ай бұрын

This happened at night, so she would have been sleeping in her bed.

@FlyyGirl1000

2 ай бұрын

@@SAEshortsikr they made Aladdin psychotic asf lol wtf

Ironic that Aladdin would punish Genie like a thief when he's a thief himself.

@samueloconner1482

2 жыл бұрын

It's not illegal if you don't get caught

@protonjohn

2 жыл бұрын

Historically Accurate

@istoppedcaring6209

2 жыл бұрын

more about islamic law, probably predates islamic law as a customary practice though however Alladin wouldn't have cared that much about the jin being magic, early islam wasn't that strict on such things, but not going for all the wishes, certainly not freeing the genie, that is just common sense, djin were not considdered benevolent, they wil either deliberatly trick or wil simply be ignorant about implied meaning and grant exactly what was asked, for instance say he asked for a thousand virgins the djin might give him a thousand babies, might even be dead, might be animals, . so binding it to it's lamp is just a smart move. concerning the dogmatic islamic view shown that is based on an 18th century form of Islam that expanded a lot in especially the last century, trough support from the Saudis and so on. Wahabism actually contradicts early islamic notions , it was born from a humiliating crisis which saw Christian/enlightenment europe become domminant and practically unbeatable, so many (like in the byzantine empire during the early expansion of islamic arabia) grew to believe that their misfortune was due to them strayig from the path, which logically must have been more dogmatic, more extreme, despite that not being the case, they were beaten because they were more dogmatic not because they were less so

@josmo1363

2 жыл бұрын

welcome to the Middle East

@rotcehlobo8311

2 жыл бұрын

@@istoppedcaring6209 Thanks, Mr Peabody.

I could see a lot of potential for a Historically Accurate series

@elmono6299

2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine Historically Accurate portrayals for Disney movies like Mulan, Hercules, The Hunchback of Norte Dame, The Princess and the Frog, The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, and Moana along with some Non-disney movies (animated films made by different studios) like Anastasia, Prince of Egypt, Balto, Spirit Stallion of the Ciramon, The Land before Time, Ice Age, The Iron Giant, and the Road to El Dorado.

@Ttegegg

2 жыл бұрын

@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 do bible stories count? Plenty of screwed up events within 12 days I think.

@Rakanarshi2

2 жыл бұрын

@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 holy shit, its so messed up I find that funny :P

@sonofangron2969

2 жыл бұрын

Historically accurate Pocahontas and El Dorado would be rather fun...

@romejanairo4926

2 жыл бұрын

@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 that like beginning credit of jurassic park 2

“Tank you geniii!😁”

The joy in his voice when he said “Thank you genie” was so genuine lol

Djin are actually highly feared by certain Arabic and Persian people so keeping the Djinn bound to the lamp is probably the smart thing to do if this is historically accurate

@HiddenPrior

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it literally means Demon. If a Demon granted you wishes in exchange for its freedom, what would you do?

@ahmedsalek976

2 жыл бұрын

@@HiddenPrior make 2 wishes and 3rd one is him locking himself up.

@gamera5160

2 жыл бұрын

Not really a demon... I think the most appropriate western equivalent are fairies. Not the cute pixie ones, the ones that curse your baby to die by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel because you didn't invite them to the party. There also good and evil Djinn. In the original Aladdin story there's no three wishes rule and Aladdin also has a Djinn that lives in a ring of his that's less powerful than the lamp Djinn. It's a plot point that Aladdin keeps forgetting about the djinn that lives in his ring.

@jefferybrown6473

2 жыл бұрын

I think in the Aladdin TV series they had an episode with an evil Djinn that was freed.

@SystemZ3RO

2 жыл бұрын

Djinn are seen as a kind of 3rd race next to angels and humans. Their world is unseen, have their own kingdoms and laws, and usually stay out of human affairs unless it impacts them as well.

"You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment" is a fucking metal line

@nicak777alex9

2 жыл бұрын

Alah is the light !

@stanleyholmes1266

2 жыл бұрын

Really is quite a line.

@alf3707

2 жыл бұрын

G note to the deep!

@mojothemigo

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiRobotnik Aladdin was referring to genie, a djinn. But are Djinn evil pagan creatures to the Islamic faith? I think that is what is being expressed

@jamesjohnson8544

2 жыл бұрын

@@mojothemigo they aren’t pagan gods so no

I love how you can see Aladdin's head actually move to spit at 1:48, even though he's far enough away that they didn't have to animate it.

@7_dropademon

3 ай бұрын

if you zoom in on the video too you can also see the spit land on the floor 😂

Aladdin really does sound like a 7-Eleven store owner here.

If they copyright strike this, then it is canon.

@spongeman1512

2 жыл бұрын

Bla bla bla your canon.

@spongeman1512

2 жыл бұрын

@Autismo Gamer ohh thks 👌

@inkchariot6147

2 жыл бұрын

@@spongeman1512 You'r*

@DarkChaos751

2 жыл бұрын

For a second, I thought I was about to watch a Meat Canyon video as well haha

@raktul3697

2 жыл бұрын

@@spongeman1512 thanks"

This needs to become a series. Historically accurate cartoons and such is a goldmine that will not dry out that fast.

@modakkagitplugga

2 жыл бұрын

Modern adaptations constant use of "the message" could also be hit, but then drinkerrecomends will be coming for the side of your head with a whiskey bottle

@lmno567

2 жыл бұрын

Up next, The Little Mermaid.

@blackguard5883

2 жыл бұрын

​@@lmno567 Oof... BEEG oof.

@angusbeef1289

2 жыл бұрын

valid idea

@Windrake101

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see Historically Accurate Shrek!

The grossest part is that Jasmine is a teenager and the sultan might care more about the fact she is married now and less about the whole kidnapping thing which is also historically accurate.

@mubarak5123

Жыл бұрын

alladen was a teenager

@galacticguardian2783

10 ай бұрын

I see nothing gross in any of this besides the kidnapping part

@Nameless82284

8 ай бұрын

@@mubarak5123 No he wasn't.

@THEDARKMISTT

5 ай бұрын

Sultans are basically Kings so yes he would kill Aladdin to have his asset back. Marrying a daughter to a peasant is a waste of a critical asset in medieval times as family marriage can at many times prevent a war

@Truong62809

3 ай бұрын

@@galacticguardian2783 you don’t know what he’s gonna do to her?

I like how when Aladdin tells the genie he will cut off his hands if he doesn’t honor the wishes, the genie looks at his hands before giving Jasmine to Aladdin like he’s thinking about it.

I think it would be really cool to see a movie where the genie is the protagonist and the guy who rubbed the lamp is just a maniac. And the genie has to try and skew the wishes through loopholes

@brotherlylovely

2 жыл бұрын

Wow that’s incredible concept.

@TheNateness123

2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly the same thing but ever seen bedazzled? Devil wishes, Brendan Fraiser, very early 2000's

@Newt2799

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheNateness123 Oo no I haven’t. I’ll look it up thank you

@alfasilverblade

2 жыл бұрын

Hollywood would see that as a risk and would prefer to remake Aladin AGAIN instead.

@mr.pompodill1485

2 жыл бұрын

Read the tale of the monkey's paw

Now this is the Flashgitz I remember

@booksmeow1633

2 жыл бұрын

yeah. It's great to see them back to being dumb fun.

@Poodleinacan

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@joebloggs7514

2 жыл бұрын

Yep dumb and yet witty fun, absolutely brilliant.

@Retrofan-64

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up Rick.

@John-X

2 жыл бұрын

It's so racist... i love it 🤗

fun fact in the actual story Aladdin had 2 genies, the one of the lamp who he found in the cave and the one of the ring given to him to help retrieve to he lamp. the guy who is originally sent him in gave him money and a minor genie to go get the bigger genie but Aladdin stole it for himself.

“You must honor the terms of our contract or I am free to take your hands, as you would be a thief denying me my wishes.” Hey Aladdin, I wouldn’t go around threatening a creature who could bend reality at his fingertips if I were you.

@discount724

Жыл бұрын

He can't kill anyone

@moonlighthunter5421

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t say anything about killing Aladdin

@SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy

9 ай бұрын

​@discount724 he said you can't wish to kill someone however the rules I think are just a sort of honor code for the genie

@GrandmasterDevo

6 ай бұрын

@@SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy No, genies are literally incapable of killing. If he makes any kind of attack against Aladdin, no matter how damaging, Aladdin will survive it. As they kept saying in The Return of Jafar, "You'd be surprised what you can live through."

well. that escalated quickly. Historicly accurate Pocahontas could be fun.

@__jonbud______________________

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if it's the sequel

@caffeine3845

2 жыл бұрын

@@__jonbud______________________ instant death through disease xD

@Hugo-kt8hm

2 жыл бұрын

Well Pocahontas was actually a real person, so in that sense they'd just have to animate the wikipedia story en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas

@SheepDog-hj4jx

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Sweet Jesus...

@Dejawolfs

2 жыл бұрын

mwahahahaha

Can’t wait to watch a toon deemed too racist for the main channel

@fishfuxors

2 жыл бұрын

In an age where Nearly Fucking Everything is racist, that shouldn't be hard to do.

@alfieingrouille1528

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JustinL614

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait until people stop defining everything as racist. This is like original sin all over again I thought that was over.

@jadedandbitter

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, this was so kind to muslims of that time period it might be anti-racist. An actual muslim of that time period would probably wish that every Hindu existing would be killed and damned to eternal torment, since that's what the quran said. Still says, actually.

@protalghulnist4126

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even realize this was the second channel until I saw this comment

I loved how the final music was blasted through a completely blown out speaker. Captures traveling around Egypt and Indonesia pretty well 😂

0:43 No no! He’s got a point

Jasmine's scream when she hit the ground was gold!

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

She screamed a lot in the Eroge game Princess Trainer

If it was actually historically accurate as a Djinn he'd make those wishes detrimental to his master.... the pine nuts would have caused Apuu to choke to death and upon opening that sack Jasmine probably would be wielding a large knife.

@ayodejiolowokere1076

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting.

@TheWonderfulLadthony

2 жыл бұрын

Well actually a Djinn in it's first iteration would have endless amounts of wishes It's only drawback would be that the Djinns life span would dwindle

@martinvanburen4578

2 жыл бұрын

And to add more historical detail, pale faced Europeans would be dying of plague or killing each other over Catholic vs Protestant while peasants had bad teeth, bad skin and poor hygiene....while desperately trying to find a path to India.

@rustyjones7908

2 жыл бұрын

Show me actual folklore that predates Dungeons and Dragons where wishes work like that, because neither of the genies in the Aladdin stories did that.

@getsueinaito

2 жыл бұрын

Then look for tales of the Arabian nights. Depending on stories genies aren’t usually always kind some take loves and others use wishes against you

I come back every couple of months just to hear "You are a Pagan God and must stay bound to your torment" LMAO

Yo....you guys seriously should make more of these. Lol this and Pocahontas were hilarious

One version of Aladdin's story had him with two djinns, the one in the lamp, of course, but also one in a ring, which was less powerful than the lamp one. He also didn't have a limit on numer of wishes, and the only limitation on wish content the story mentioned was when he wished for the roc's egg. Good story.

@MrFunnyManChris

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot a letter in the number. It says numer

@DartLuke

2 жыл бұрын

Also Jasmin's name Badroulbadour. Jaffar didn't have name and he was killed by Aladin

@BaoHadir

2 жыл бұрын

@@DartLuke The version I read simply called him the African Magician.

@logicmeister1821

2 жыл бұрын

He was also Chinese

@nicak777alex9

2 жыл бұрын

@@DartLuke OG Aladdin was a badass.

Historically Accurate Pocahontas would be dark enough to warrant another MeatCanyon crossover 🍖

@BaalFridge

2 жыл бұрын

Pocahontas and her entire tribe die of smallpox, the empire state building is built over their unmarked grave.

@jellymatsuryuka6853

2 жыл бұрын

He just made it lol

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

Winner 🏆 🏆

@denis-florian_0.57

2 жыл бұрын

You predicted it

@stalhandske9649

2 жыл бұрын

Well, at least Radcliffe would get a vindication. He would die horribly, though.

I literally watch this on repeat at work to hear him say “thank you geeeeenieeeee”

I love how Aladdin was gonna make a second wish but changed it for Apu and didn't make his wish either just to not let genie free.

Fun fact: in the original 1001 nights, Aladdin takes place in China. Aladdin is canonically Chinese.

@nyarlat2609

2 жыл бұрын

I found it hilarious that their version of china also didnt have much cultural similarity to actual china, since data was scarce. The next time you hear people complain about 'authenticity', we should remember that writers from all cultures have been making up shit to fill narrative holes for all of history.

@loupax

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyarlat2609 they named the Chinese protagonist “Aladdin” and they just rolled with it, I’ll never complain about unrealistic writing after that.

@luliu4572

2 жыл бұрын

The Genie also provided Aladdin "forty basins filled to the brim with gold, carried by forty black slaves, led by forty white slaves, all splendidly dressed" so that Aladdin could marry Jasmine.

@patrickbuckley7259

2 жыл бұрын

@@loupax I mean to note in the context of the story, this is one of a 1,001 tales being told by a woman in order to try and stave off her execution. So you can't blame her for getting that wrong. Also in truth setting the tale in china was not to evoke anything particularly Chinese, it was merely a foreign land, and thus ripe for the telling of a fantastical tale. That was often the reasoning behind setting a story in another land in the old days, it's just the far far away part half of a long long time ago...

@loupax

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickbuckley7259 Oh, I don't blame anyone, if anything I kinda hoped more future reimaginings of the myth took that into account :D

"De rules said nothing of slavery ji-neeeeee." That delivery was lovely

The original story for Aladdin in the 1001 tales of Scheherazade took place in China.

Those cloud effects when the genie came out actually were top notch. Genuinely was Disney quality.

Wow Don is sounding more and more like his dad’s caricature. Good to see that this channel might free you from the chains of KZread guidelines. Be free genie

As I recall from the old version I read decades ago in a translation of 1001 Arabian Nights- Aladdin was a poor Chinese boy who was a good-for-nothing until his father the shoemaker died and his mother had to work to support him. The magician tricked him into opening the vault that held the lamp, but gave him him a ring, not knowing its power. The lamp held multitudes of Jinn, the ring also had many Jinn inside, and they granted any wish except one- to have the egg of the Roc bird. If you wished for that, the Jinn would kill you. Aladdin abused the crap out of the lamp to get married to the princess. The magician, who had gone back to his home in Africa, found out Aladdin was alive and tricked the princess into selling him the "wretched old lamp on the mantle". He promptly wished himself, her, and the castle Aladdin wished for to be transported to his homeland. Aladdin was accused of the crime of kidnapping the princess, and to keep his head, promised to bring her back in a certain amount of days. He accidentally rubbed the ring, and from there wished himself to where the magician and princess were. He snuck in and killed the magician, used the lamp to wish everything back to where it was, and had a few other adventures before the story truly ended. Read the book, guys. It's even more fantastical than the short versions you see and hear. The story of Scheherazade and the 1001 Arabian Nights is a worthy read.

@KangMinseok

2 жыл бұрын

Was Aladdin a Uyghurs Chinese?

@Riddlewizard

2 жыл бұрын

@@KangMinseok Unsure. The book never specified what region.

@wngdhssr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riddlewizard doesnt matter he would've been a muslim, if he actually existed

@sourweed9818

2 жыл бұрын

@@KangMinseokeastern turkestan the area of uyghurs live was not part of China but part of central Asia. So Aladdin was most probably a Hui.

@ernestmendez5487

2 жыл бұрын

Also, the magician was African. And Aladdin's dad died of grief because his good-for-nothing son refused to work in the family business.

This is hilarious 🤣 I really hope you two make this a full blown series.

I love how he wants to punish Genie for being a pagan god but is also more then willing to take advantage of his wishes.

@gauchesuedo

Жыл бұрын

Islam teaches that while you are to shun and shame all other gods than Alah, and likewise to those who worship those pagan gods, you are however fully allowed to take advantage of them as in the eyes of Sharia they aren't fully people unless they're Muslim.

@maaz322

Жыл бұрын

@@gauchesuedo No it doesn't. I'm a Muslim, hilarious how you, as a non, get to dictate what I believe. Kind of contrary. You're confused with the Talmud. Islam actually contends other monotheistical believers can attain heaven, whereas the new testament clearly says anyone who doesn't believe Jesus is your sky daddy granter of salvation, yet believes in God, is going straight to hell.

Damn, what a simple man, not just he didn't need the 3 wishes, but he also used one of the 2 wishes to he's little monkey pet, you see guys, money dos not bring happiness, some people can live a happy life with so little, so inspiring.

@ayodejiolowokere1076

2 жыл бұрын

Would honestly have been inspiring if our hero wasn't a slave owning rapist.

@ManipulateHavoc

11 ай бұрын

No no, he’s got a point.

@benginaldclocker2891

5 ай бұрын

no, peanuts are very expensive in arabia at that time

This is beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

1:40 the spitting 😂 top class 👏

@Shocked430

4 ай бұрын

“ABSOLUTELY NOT GENIE!” “YOU ARE A PAGAN GOD AND MUST STAY BOUND TO YOUR TORMENT!”

Historically Accurate Arabs

Absolutely loved it. So hilarious and of the art never disappoints. That grin Alladin makes is just so cynical.

@nicak777alex9

2 жыл бұрын

Dank you Ginie !

@Anon1gh3

2 жыл бұрын

It's got that signature disturbing look of Zach Hadel

@jeremyooi1996

2 жыл бұрын

the grin of alladin looks similar to them Thuggies of Mumbai city.. 🇮🇳

@firenze6478

2 жыл бұрын

Also jasmines screams are child screams…

@clxwncrxwn

2 жыл бұрын

@@firenze6478 this is the 8th century we do not care.

I am offended, I am absolutely offended, that it was only 2 minutes and 12 seconds. I demand more. Historical cartoons. I need more.

Tank you for calling techinical support center genie😁

These Disney remakes just keep getting better!

Culturally speaking the Genie would grant the wishes but with a catch that was kind of their whole thing. Like deliver an entirely different girl to him and be like, "You never said which Jasmine". Or gave him a literal hand full of nuts like in a severed hand. Also until he makes his third wish he'd be slowly driven insane as a Genie would just wreak havoc through his life.

@MyViolador

2 жыл бұрын

He did specified princess jazmine tho

@Wolfs0n

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyViolador Better hope it was the right princess Jazmine then, cuz if it turns he just abducted a Persian princess now he just brought war to his doorstep

@user-gf7mt3jd1n

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wolfs0n he kidnap his own princess, I don't think he really gives a shit.

@RiotDemon

2 жыл бұрын

This is very much the Monkey's Paw line of thinking.

@namekman01

2 жыл бұрын

actually the genie from the original aladin story (not disney) would perform wishes exactly as asked. but aladin was a humble man, so all he'd want is a feast every night, which the genie would oblige. his mother would take all the silverware the food was served on, wash it, and take it to market to sell the next morning.

Absolutely brilliant, the animation of the genie when he is threatened with losing a hand, and the voice of Aladdin was absolutely fantastic, the ending was spot on as well. Would be brilliant to see this become a series.

@wngdhssr

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss a series about this specific thing would be amazing hahahahaah

Genie i said nothing of love

Aladdin and Genie.

1:06 it's funny because the real Aladdin movie actually talked about this in their opening "Arabian nights" song, but audiences thought it was an offensive stereotype so they had to change it to another line when it was out of theaters lol

@miguelpadeiro762

2 жыл бұрын

Offensive stereotype? It was a bloody law in the Islamic world...isn't...isn't it STILL a law, at least de jure, in many Arabic countries?

@MultiRobotnik

2 жыл бұрын

Why does he have an Indian accent in Arabia though?

@Tree_e888

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiRobotnik 🤷🏿‍♂️

@wngdhssr

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiRobotnik bcs eventhough the indian religion hinduism is super chill, indians can be kinda tribalistic and misogynistic, exactly like the arabs, but the arabs are like that bcs of their authoritarian religion. So the use of an indian accent and bobs vegene is pretty accurate or atleast a little reference to the true nature of the monotheistic arabic religion

@wngdhssr

2 жыл бұрын

Im indian btw, and i love my culture, but it has to be said.

for extra historical accuracy, the guards should've taken Aladdin and beheaded him for practicing black magic

I don't want you to bring back the dead. I just want you to create living body of them and give that body their previous memories.

This is a spicy one, my friends.

@ShrexyGuy

2 жыл бұрын

The truth isn't always pretty, but God damn does it help make good satire

@nanashi2146

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShrexyGuy What part of this is the "truth"? My man claims this is "historically accurate" and yet has an Arab with an Indian accent who has the facial hair of a Persian and the Fez of a Turk.

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

Not as spicy as Princess Trainer, but that's NSFW.

@PeteTheGrouch

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marinealver _weeb_

I choked up as soon as Aladdin started talking, this was great

Angry Monkey 1:22

" you are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment" 🗿

I still remember when ADHD made the scientifically accurate series. Please, this must continue

@samon53

2 жыл бұрын

Almost a decade ago now that they made it.

@Glitch-Gremlin

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, ADHD's Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is STILL one of my favorites!

@MoonMagicks

2 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to throw in a penis joke as an ADHD reference

I love you guys

His second wish was really nuts.

If this was historically accurate, or at least a faithful adaptation to the original Alladin story, Alladin would have been Chinese, not Arabic.

The pure comparative simplicity of this toon paired with the hilarious details like the sword being unsheathed was top notch.

I've seen this like 10 times and I just realized how utterly unkept Aladdin's toenails are. Its these small details that are just so priceless...

That’s odd Aladdin sounds just like the guy who was trying to extend my wireless plan

@Notcreative6331

Жыл бұрын

Same person

@thomasmolyneaux3700

Жыл бұрын

@@Notcreative6331 I thought so

1:17 *Big creepy grin* Thank you, Genie.

That last line might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂 So evil. 🤣

Better than the original

Its even funnier because some of this shit legit happens today lol.

The worst part is that the person in the bag has a child's scream.

More accurate: "I'm a Djinn, not a genie, and for your impudence I'll now send a demon to possess you"

"Historically Accurate" >Aladdin is Indian and not Arab

@AQWOMAR9

2 жыл бұрын

Haha no, Aladdin is an arabic story and the boy aladdin is probarly chinese.

@nonobstant851

2 жыл бұрын

@@AQWOMAR9 I thought I was an Indian/Persian history. As lot of stories in the 1001 nights come from these regions

@corrupt1user

2 жыл бұрын

When written, "China" was an Arabic euphemism for "faraway land", kind of the same as it is in the Western world. Aladdin wasn't originally Arab, but he wasn't specifically Chinese either, he was just some distant foreigner.

@AQWOMAR9

2 жыл бұрын

@@corrupt1user Yeah but story itself is arabic not chinese or something else

@AQWOMAR9

2 жыл бұрын

@@nonobstant851 Some are buy many are not. Oldest proof of the story about aladdin is kinda new and was not originally part of 1001 night

“It is the 8th century CE, Genie, I do not care”

By genies stated rules, Aladdin could have wished for more wishes.

“you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” You deserve a thumbs up and a comment!

"The rules said nothing of *S L A V E R Y* genie you must honor the terms of our contract, or I am free to *T A K E Y O U R H A N DS* as you would be a thief depriving me of my wishes"- Aladdin

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

The entire story of Princess Trainer

@BryanMinami

2 жыл бұрын

Sounded like every indian tech center who trying scam my grandma

@duckgreat4475

2 жыл бұрын

@@BryanMinami magic computer hand taking.

To be fair, looking at the size of the sack Im betting Jasmine was older than 16 making him not interested.

@Clos_Goldstienburg-III

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Bro chill

@victorlolxd7347

7 ай бұрын

Jasmine was 15-16 in the movie Ey?

Come on Al, just wish for some camels and buy the princess from her father! Oh wait that's what happens in the Disney movie basically.

@Azraelseraphim

2 жыл бұрын

Too many steps. Keep it simple.

@__jonbud______________________

2 жыл бұрын

He accuses Genie of theft but then takes Jasmine without permission or compensation to the family. He also wished for marriage from the genie so he was willingly married to her by a "pagan god" and thus is due for imprisonment and torment under the norms of his society.

@GeraltofRivia22

2 жыл бұрын

Lol what? The whole point is that Jasmine gets to choose in the end and the law is amended so that all future princesses get to choose too.

@__jonbud______________________

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeraltofRivia22 the disney fanfic movie wasn't really cannonical anyways. They skipped over all the other folktales from 1001 Nights... They didn't even have a women married to a demon extorting men for fun time or a jealous women turning stepkids and another women into animals before cooking them; not cannon.

@Azraelseraphim

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeraltofRivia22 I firmly and aggressively disagree with Jasmine.

jasmine's screams of shock and horror made my dog lose his mind. He think's there's a cat near by and trying to bark it out of hiding.

@Marinealver

2 жыл бұрын

It is worse in an eroge game called Princess Trainer

I still come back months later to have a laugh... Excellent.

Love how these guys are just like meat canyon but aren’t just for horror type aspects

Yeah this is pretty much spot on. The only thing that would make it even more accurate is if he asked for Jasmine's little sister or something.

@ademhume2754

2 жыл бұрын

Actually you can't marry two sisters at the same time in Islam . But there are no rules regarding a minimum age of consent 🌚

@thatsaprofilename5712

2 жыл бұрын

@@ademhume2754 will there is actually

@ronmaxwell2296

2 жыл бұрын

Jasmine is 15

@TheOverturned

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatsaprofilename5712 Aisha. . . Aisha.

@Claymore8365

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch, damn.

This is not Gold, it’s goddamn Platinum. Thank God FlashGitz is willing to take humor where people are afraid to go these days

@KangMinseok

2 жыл бұрын

please... it's clearly the diamond in the rough...

Aladeen looks like the standing small cat

Ahhh this brings me back in time. When comedy was taking awful shots at everybody, and we laughed at it instead of policing. I hope we Italians are next.

@alaskamark4562

2 жыл бұрын

They should do Vinny from Atlantis, he could be an Italian anarchist terrorist bombing everyone keeping him from getting his flower shop.

@Heruagarwaen

2 жыл бұрын

*pinches index finger and thumb together* ey, a boppity boopity ya Mook. ... maybe that's more Italian American

@PumpkinHoard

2 жыл бұрын

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@HonerableG

2 жыл бұрын

Eye roll. I just came to watch this stuff, nobody wants to read comments like this, just let the funny joke be funny and stop trying to politicize it.

@marcoslightspeed5517

2 жыл бұрын

@@HonerableG fax

the genie also said nothing about a rule saying you can't wish away the rules.

@zacheray

2 жыл бұрын

A bold strategy that would cost one wish… of course we are agreeing that you can’t wish for more wishes

@krimsonklaww611

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacheray you can't wish for more wishes because it's against the RULES

@zacheray

2 жыл бұрын

@Krimson Klaww you literally said the first wish would get rid of the rules.. dang dude I thought you were a genius with first comment

@krimsonklaww611

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacheray just hear me out: Wish 1, no wishing rules Wish 2, infinite rules Then you can wish for what ever the hell you want. And I see no reason that the rules would ever come back.

This has always been a delight to see on my recommendations.

It is contemporarily correct too.

Tank you Genie.🤣

Jasmine would also have to be between the ages of 5 and 8 years old.

@Birthnote

2 жыл бұрын

THAT is what ruined the vid for me, not the slavery, not the implied r**e, but the likelihood that Aladdin is late 30's and Jasmine is definitely a child. I shouldn't have read the comments..

@miguelpadeiro762

2 жыл бұрын

@@Birthnote Alladin is a young man from China in the original tale, and I'd safely assume Jasmine (not her real name, Disney retconned her actual name when making the movie) was of proper marriage age...and they shouldn't really be far off age wise...a story about a young man thirsting over a bloody child and using a Genie to marry her sounds really fucked up...even in medieval Arabian standarts.

@Birthnote

2 жыл бұрын

@@miguelpadeiro762 I briefly read up on the original version, looks like you're right.

@CrumpledPaperHearts

2 жыл бұрын

@@miguelpadeiro762 But considering a certain “prophet” married one of his wives when she was only 6 and consummated that married when she was 9, I’d say the possibility that jasmine is a child is still on the table.

@CrumpledPaperHearts

2 жыл бұрын

@@miguelpadeiro762 her name was Aisha

This made me laugh really hard. Especially when Abu freaked out over pinenuts.

in the original arabian nights song there was a verse "where they cut of your ear when they don't like your face, it's barbaric but hey it's home" it was then replaced with the normie stuff we have now,

I love how he just casually wishes for pine nuts after forcing prince Jasmine to be his Slave Wife and then basically tells the genie to piss off.

@dannylo5875

2 жыл бұрын

That is Islamic societies hardcore.

@MrYelly

2 жыл бұрын

No difference in severity

@streyngthz

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute chad

@nanashi2146

2 жыл бұрын

@@dannylo5875 Clown 😂

@dannylo5875

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanashi2146 Aladdin?

1:31 funniest part