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@slayingroosters4355

2 жыл бұрын

Simon: I repeat these videos because I love money Also Simon: cocaine cocaine cocaine... what are we doing today? Heroin heroin heroin... KZread: *demonetise*

@mikebar42

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Mad Hatter was from Putter not Mercury but I'm not a Doctor 🤷‍♂️

@Pro_Israel

2 жыл бұрын

adhd and vido making work so well together I love it

@The0EM

2 жыл бұрын

@@vardekpetrovic9716 It's an infectious disease caused by a number of different parasites

@sventer198

2 жыл бұрын

Simon, magnesium for restless legs

I always appreciate how unapologetically honest Simon is about follow-up videos like this. "Yes, we did this. We're doing it again because you're going to watch it and I like money."

@stephjovi

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Otherwise it would be like ah that's just the same topic again this way its honest. And why not. I'm sure Danny had more on his list when he did the research for the first one, so he could use them now to safe some time

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@rena767 begone BOT

@mikebar42

2 жыл бұрын

I agree.. if only all youtubers would do the same thing

@belvit

2 жыл бұрын

Likes money and Cocaine!

@iainballas

2 жыл бұрын

​@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 What are you talking about? I clicked the link and gave them my credit card, and have since been so immersed in lonely milfs in my area that I have not seen sunlight in four weeks. It's totally legit! Does anyone *not* report/block these?

How Skeletor ruined Simon's marriage 😂

Imagine being your neighbour though hearing random screams of “COCAINE!”, “HEROIN!”, “HOW AM I GOING TO GE A PERFECT ARYAN NAZI NOW!?”

@ardenalexa94

11 ай бұрын

They’re probably thinking “wth is going on with this guy?” 😂

I have never before laughed so hard at Simon’s madness, Sam’s memes, and Danny’s scripts! Holy shit this is hilarious!

I do the same thing with the “jokes on you I’m into that shit” every time I’m randomly assigned some new responsibility at work

@ThatElfTorunn

2 жыл бұрын

This is my go to if someone tries to wind me up. It works on so many levels.

I love how Danny calls Simon out for saying "irregardless" in the last video and it just goes right over fact boi's head 😂

@chesh1rek1tten

2 жыл бұрын

They're not released in order, there might be tons of videos in between

@kassassinprawn516

2 жыл бұрын

Also, irregardless is a word. Its the extreme of regardless... like regardless without argument

@katherinethegreat

2 жыл бұрын

When I hear 'irregardless' I just think the speaker meant to choose between irrespective & regardless but misspoke by combining the words,rather than completing the choice. I had no idea that it could be an accepted word. Seems very odd,as it would be overkill or doublespeak. Nope,I would never purposefully CHOOSE to use it,even IF it is as you say a real word. It feels clumsy and would make me sound as if I suffered from illiteracy...BUT perhaps in UK it is used. Live & learn , live & let live✌

@KpopZuko

6 ай бұрын

@@katherinethegreatbruh. Idk where you are, but I’m in SoCal. It is most definitely used frequently. I hear it more often than regardless. Language evolves. Don’t be a boor.

@katherinethegreat

6 ай бұрын

@@KpopZuko...or DEvolves as the case may be. Maybe catch 2006's 'Idiocrasy'. As I so boorishly said previously; Live & learn,live & let live✌🏻

Either Simon's neighbors are THE most friendly and tolerant people on the planet... stone deaf... OR absolutely terrified of the drug-addicted Nazi lunatic in regular screaming fits right next door... I'll leave YOU ALL to sort that one out. ;o)

@garethbaus5471

2 жыл бұрын

Or he has good walls that block most of the sound.

@girlyMulle

Жыл бұрын

Or all three 😂

@KpopZuko

6 ай бұрын

I don’t think it’s the walls. Simon is constantly complaining about his neighbors and construction.

Mr. Whistler, you were in rare form in this episode. Someone should make an audio show featuring your statements out of context, it would be gold.

Can we get a Christmas special Blaze about weird traditions or marketing things?

@toddlerj102

2 жыл бұрын

I would agree or at least a comparison in blaze style for sure.

@biggybro4124

2 жыл бұрын

Would be good, but these videos are 4-8 weeks to make from when he sends Danny the episode idea. Simon has a cool workflow that allows for him to have a baby or break a bone and not innerupt the upload schedule much if at all.

@wilting_alocasia

2 жыл бұрын

Ooo yes!

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to know more about what mad man decided to ruin christmas, by forcing everyone to suffer under it for 3 months.

@RosemarieJaeger-vt3ql

Ай бұрын

That is a great idea! Very nice! I hope he’s seen your comment!❤😀

Correction: Abe Lincoln died of lead poisoning - directly from a gun.

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

injection basically!

@angryatheist

2 жыл бұрын

Natural causes “ am I right Peter “

@deviousN

2 жыл бұрын

A very acute injection into the head.

@susiegardener

Жыл бұрын

Garfield died of blood poisoning, one hundred days after he was shot; Lincoln died directly from his wound.

@badluck5647

Жыл бұрын

@@susiegardener Lincoln died of lead poisoning

Simon, have you considered a fatigue mat for those Brain Blaze marathons? We use them for employees that stand on concrete for hours. Anything to help you pump out content 👌

@susanrobinson910

2 жыл бұрын

I worked for a vaccine manufacturer and I WISH we had been able to use those mats! We worked 12 hour shifts, on our feet the whole time on a concrete floor, and had to wear steel toed safety shoes. These were all regulations because of working in a Clean Room environment surrounded by hot fermenters 🥵🥵 Talk about a job that ages you quickly…

@5777Whatup

2 жыл бұрын

@@susanrobinson910 just depends on what you’re made of

@alminzukic5740

2 жыл бұрын

@@5777Whatup I'm guessing flesh and bone, just like u and me

@susanrobinson910

2 жыл бұрын

Almin Zukic Allegedly 😉

@fredk.2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@alminzukic5740, some of us are made of condensed bitterness, stubbornness, anger, and caffeine.

I'm allergic to Penicillin and Erythromycin. There was a time when these were the main go to antibiotics for 90% of bacterial infections. There was more than once as a kid when the doctors literally had to pull massively thick books off the shelves and look up lesser known antibiotics that would be effective against the suspected infection I had. It's easier now, but it used to be rough.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone casually suggest you just suck down tubes of Neosporin??? It's got three antibiotics in a single dose, and I don't believe any of them are Erythromycin or Penicillin... or Amoxycillin (which is derived from Penicillin)??? (lolz... always with the lolz)... ;o)

@clintparsons3989

2 жыл бұрын

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 don’t quote me but I am pretty sure one of the antibiotics in neosporin is toxic when taken orally.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

@@clintparsons3989 Yeah... maybe... BUT there are pretty widely varying degrees of what exactly constitutes "toxic"... I wouldn't recommend actually taking neosporin by mouth anyway. I'm confident the bacitracin and petroleum jelly would give you worse diarrhea than any of the preferred antibiotics on the market... Anyways, I was just asking... ;o)

@Foolish188

2 жыл бұрын

You might want to get your Doctor to retest you for the Penicillin allergy, upwards of 90% of people with the allergy eventually lose it.

@jendubay3782

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyy me too! It was horrendous. I remember these huge pills as big as my thumb that tasted horrible

It's hilarious to remember that I used to think Simon was a smart guy before this channel started. Never saw his other videos the same again.

@JuanitaD1968

2 жыл бұрын

This is unbearable to watch.

@willhenderson7408

2 жыл бұрын

easy it's not for you

@JuanitaD1968

2 жыл бұрын

@@willhenderson7408 I love top tenz.. I just can’t get through all the extra commentary on this channel. It’s unfortunate because the topics are interesting. Is this middle aged? Is this where it all ends?

@purplepeach84

2 жыл бұрын

@@JuanitaD1968 most of his channels are NOT like this one and are quite awesome.

@adarmus4768

Жыл бұрын

I love brain blaze. How clueless Simon is on so many topics is part of the fun for me.

Fun fact: Quinine is no longer available in the U.S. as a medicine, but you can still find it in tonic water.

@lisapop5219

2 жыл бұрын

True. I was reading comments when he started talking about restless leg syndrome. I was told to drink tonic water, didn't work. Turns out I had severe iron deficiency.

@Foolish188

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisapop5219 Be very careful with your iron pills, they are the most common cause of fatal poisoning of toddlers in the US. Dogs cannot excrete iron, and can also die from them.

@jaymzx0

2 жыл бұрын

That's why I treat my tropical diseases with gin & tonic!

@TheNelly77

Жыл бұрын

@@lisapop5219 you definitely want to seek treatment for restless legs; tonic water is more helpful for leg cramps brought on by exercise because it counteracts the overproduction of lactic acid in the muscles. I'm sure it'll do some good for a person with malaria, as well. Otherwise, not so much.

I had a biopsy done of my lower jaw bone last week. The swelling has finally started to go down giving me some pain relief. Then Simon starts chanting "COCAINE" and I laugh so hard it all hurts again. Worth it. Thank you Simon! 💙

@wingerding

2 жыл бұрын

They took away a bit of your jaw bone?

@IKilledEarl

4 ай бұрын

This comment is 2 years old. I have never been so concerned about a KZread comment from an internet stranger in my whole life. Please tell me that biopsy came back without any signs of pathology... 😳 If I don't hear back, I'll assume the worst and will mourn your loss. I really do hope you are well. 🥺 Signed, ~ _A_ _fearful_ _fellow_ _fact_ _boi_ _fan_

@saeveth

4 ай бұрын

@@IKilledEarl luckily, no pathology! In fact when they opened it up to find out what was going on (just a dark spot on the X-rays) they expected to find more but found a hole. So they did a biopsy anyway just to be sure. But decided it must have been a benign cyst that my jaw had absorbed. Very weird and no one knows why! Thank you for your concern, fellow Factboi fan! 💜

@IKilledEarl

4 ай бұрын

@@saeveth Whew!! Thank you for your reply. I am quite relieved. 🩵

@saeveth

4 ай бұрын

@@IKilledEarl thank you for your concern! Just one more thing I enjoy about this comment section!

This channel will still always be "Business Blaze" to me

@mho...

Жыл бұрын

OGBB

Sam killing it on the editing. I loved the subtle change with "bear in mind".

@maryscott9430

2 жыл бұрын

I turn my phone to make these full screen, and all i coukd see was the feet on his head and i was sooo confused! Turned my phone and died laughing

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

Felt like he thought it was kinda stupid, so he just left it a bit longer to turn it funny. At least that's how it worked for me.

Only 6 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos. Sam, killing it with the memes. Danny, great intro (could be a bit longer though. Got it the content a bit too quickly). Simon, when you asked us to try yelling cocaine repeatedly my internal monologue replied “no, I’m at work,” thanks for calling me out for watching at my desk 😭

The meme with your wife and HE-MAN stuff made me laugh so hard! ahhh Simon and editor team, you guys are amazing. On a side note, probably one of my new favourites would have to be the "a superhero is being sued!" with Simon's photo.

@oldtimegames96

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Mr.Factboy is being sued XD

You should have Danny write a script about the weirdest flavors of soda or chocolate!

@kaltaron1284

2 жыл бұрын

Or icecream. AFAIK there a store in Toukyou with some pretty wild ones.

@Foolish188

2 жыл бұрын

Cherry Coke tastes just like the cough medicine my Mother used to make me drink. It is strange, because I otherwise really like cherry, but not Cherry Coke.

The modern equivalent of bad medicine is Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. ...allegedly

@stephjovi

2 жыл бұрын

Not even an allegedly needed

@badluck5647

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi Goop is a little litigious. ...allegedly

@aredjayc2858

2 жыл бұрын

Just say Homeopathy... Which GOOP falls under (allegedly)

@dadillen5902

2 жыл бұрын

But the Vagina scented candles real work.

Simon just inadvertently hit on a new content idea: A segment by Sam called “Out of Context” where Sam cuts up recent content to make a 5 or so minute masterpiece.

Watching Simon pretending to chase other people's farts killed me. 😂 Excellent writing as always. Memes and editing were especially on point. 👏 Bravo team!

I had to google it, but arsonic is "slightly explosive when exposed to flame" just an FYI for those smoking in that bath.

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, let's worry about blowing up, in our toxic bath.

Danny: it is now recommended you do an allergy test for Penicillin every decade, as many people stop being allergic after about a decade. Obviously this should be supervised by an allergy clinic! But it’s so valuable. Especially with antibiotic resistance on the rise!

@DannySalter

2 жыл бұрын

I should definitely do this. The only reason I think I'm allergic to penicillin is because my mum hammered it into my head from an early age.

@Foolish188

2 жыл бұрын

My Mother ran an after-school and Summer art program for twenty years. She would get mothers who would insist that their son (always boys, for some reason) had a severe peanut allergy and that no other kids should be allowed to have any peanut products (including Snickers and Reeses). She would ask the mothers to leave an epi pen in the office (She always kept a couple of epis in the office for emergencies anyway) and to make sure the teacher knew where the kid kept the one he carried. Not once did one of those kids have an epi pen. But the one's who did have a real peanut allergy, never asked to restrict other kids snacks, and were grateful that the staff knew what to do. Many times she would see the Mother diagnosed peanut allergy kids eating peanut laced chocolate bars, when she asked them about it, they would roll their eyes.

@wingerding

2 жыл бұрын

@@DannySalter at 30 i turned out to not be allergic to the antibiotic my mom always said I was allergic to.

Simon: "COCAINECOCAINECOCAINE!" Simon's neighbor: "...." Simon: "HEROINHEROINHEROIN!" Simon's neighbor: "....?" Simon: "How am I supposed to be a perfect Aryan Nazi now?!" Simon's neighbor: "....I need to move..."

@mho...

Жыл бұрын

fun fact, you can be arien & not a nazi! imagine all 4 grandparents having arien passports, then you cant fight it, you are arian too!

@ardenalexa94

11 ай бұрын

I cracked up so much when he was like, someone’s gonna take this out of context. 😂

My grandma told me a story about having had a tapeworm in her youth. The treatment for it was for her to stand bare-bummed over a bowl of warm water while someone (presumably a doctor) stood at the ready to grab it and pull it out.

Simon might end up a subject on casual criminalist if he's not careful...

@NoName-de1fn

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, doesn't casual criminalist guy look kinda similar?

@oldtimegames96

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoName-de1fn r/whooosh

@leosrydren

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, just from context. I know he at least likes cocane.

@oldtimegames96

2 жыл бұрын

@@leosrydren allegedly

@mysticmermaid333

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoName-de1fn yeah. A little bit. Generic bald guy with beard and glasses. 😉

2:05 Thank you Sam for putting in my favorite Skeletor Meme. Look up “Skeletor has a Pleasant Day” if your haven’t seen that glorious meme before.

I’ve grown used to giggling in awe at Sam’s superhuman comedic talent. But that rip on Danny was EPIC! You, sir, outdid yourself on that one. 👍

Holy crap I had to pause the video I was laughing for 5 mins straight at the Simon as Skeletor 😂😂😂

*"Joctor Julius"* Lmfao... Sam, you fn Smartass..Brilliant!

Fucking hell Sam. Not even two and a half minutes in and I can tell this could be the best BB.

Simon is easily the only you tube contributor i would love to hang out with for a day. He has same sense of humor I have.

Looks in the toilet - “Oh my god I’m finally dying”.. 😂🤣😂🤣

I feel for Simon's neighbours, hearing the occasional screams of 'Am I right, Peter!', 'Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine!' or (my all-time favourite): 'Silence, infidel!!' *insert 'What the f*ck is he talking about'-meme*

@theUglyGypsy

2 жыл бұрын

Hope they don't speak english

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

They'd be luckiest if they're STONE DEAF... ;o)

So my hospital has medical grade leeches. And according to google: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration in 2004 approved the use of leeches for localized venous congestion after surgery, recognizing them as living, breathing medical devices. Given that the scientific name for the leech is hirudinea, their use for medical purposes is often referred to as hirudotherapy.

I usually just listen to these, but I’m glad I watched this time for the “unlearning stuff with Danny Salter “

Leaches are STILL occasionally used, as are 'medical maggots'.

"JOCTOR JULIUS" LOL!! THIS ONE HAS GONE OFF THE RAILS!! DAMN I LOVE FRIDAYS!! 😆😂🤣

Bahahahaha! My dad used to tell the tapeworm joke - the punchline is "Where's my cookie???" - WHAM!!! Lol, good times!

Unlearning stuff with Danny Salter LMAO! Genius!

Love it when Sam puts in the fart noises.

The raw chaotic energy at the beginning of this video was truly inspiring

When Simon's kids are old enough to follow bedtime stories, I hope he'll keep them amused this way. Like, not the cocaine shouting but the story of the old man feeding birds and the girl asking if he's incredibly poor. Most fairy tales would benefit from this treatment.

I was starting to think The Blaze had lost its spark. Then I re-upped my medication! Best call back ever from Danny! Outstanding!

@williamrosenbloom215

2 жыл бұрын

Do you take your meds nasally?

@OldJerzyDevil

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamrosenbloom215 B-I-N-G-O [Clapping] Allegedly.

5:15 - Chapter 1 - Fight outta hell 16:00 - Mid roll ads 18:10 - Chapter 2 - Worms rumble 23:30 - Chapter 3 - Kicking up a stink 27:45 - Chapter 4 - The winged messenger

26:52 Fart-in-a-jar Martin "Come on, guys! It was one time in 4th grade"

little did we all know, simon has the magical ability to get summoned to the couch every evening, and the spell is:"AHN!! JUST LIKE A WOMAN!!!"

The infidels are going to call the Czech version of the DEA if Simon keeps shouting cocaine.

14:29 lmfao! That's one I've not heard anyone use in a long time 🤣🔥

After that extreme Casual Criminalist I really needed this.

@KlaximumSkroeft

2 жыл бұрын

hello kitty murder?

@spb3336

2 жыл бұрын

@@KlaximumSkroeft yeah that's the one. Just... oof wtf

I keep telling my wife "jokes on you im into that shit" 🤣🤣

Give Sam a raise for this one.

I just realized Simon’s beard has grown more glorious

Holy Cow. Funniest Brain Blaze so far! 🤣🤣🤣

The mention of leeches reminded me. After Stalin's stroke, his blood pressure was dangerously high. A doctor applied multiple leeches to his face and head to bring it down. Imagine how terrified the doctor must have been.

@J3diMindTrix

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I doubt that doctor seriously thought that leeches were going to work; sounds like a way to say 'look, I tried!' without actually performing any legitimate medical intervention, chances are, if you were alive at that time in the Soviet Union you most likely would have known someone who was 'purged' or at the very least had a reason to dislike Stalin (he also purged many doctors, along with other professionals and intellectuals - the 'intelligentsiya' were sent to the gulags in high numbers being perceived as a threat) so the fact there even was a doctor there suggests to me that they were either young and inexperienced or not very good at their job, otherwise they would have been purged I didn't know any surgery (/ treatments of any kind) were performed on Stalin; as you mention everyone was simply too scared to try something, for fear if it went wrong... even if it worked and his life was saved, when he woke up there was no telling if he would have been content with how he was treated and considering what could (and did) get you sent to the gulag (at best) or instantly 'disappeared' (at worst) never to be seen again, it was a real gamble with your life to even attempt life-saving measures on him at that point; in notably ironic fashion it was the unbridled fear he instilled in his own people that resulted in doctors being too terrified to treat him, which quite possibly led to his death At that early stage of his illness it would have been far easier to diagnose and treat whatever had happened to him (which is still debated to this day - poisoning being a likely candidate) but apparently no one dared find out for sure or treat him with an otherwise appropriate speed and urgency.

@TheRealMarxz

2 жыл бұрын

just being a doctor with in the political reach of Stalin must have been terrifying given he actively purged them on at least one occasion - personally if I'd been the doctor called out I'd have snuck something nasty in and then gone "no, sorry, he's too far gone for medical help, best call a priest... oh wait I guess he's screwed there as well"

"Jokes on you, I'm into that sh!t" has been a recent catchphrase ice been using lol

BRUH….. I’ve been living with RSF (resting SINISTER face) my ENTIRE. FUCKING. LIFE. but up until now and thanks to busine… I mean BRAIN blaze I now know that I am indeed NOT a monster. THANKS FOR THAT GUYS🖤

@blackc1479

2 жыл бұрын

I always go back to a quote from some comedian from when I was a kid. Something to the effect of "there's a difference between a meaningful look and the piercing stare of a psychopath " Stay strong, we're out there w you. At least it keeps people out of our shit. 👍🤘

Okay Sam's killing me lol the reason this channel is the funniest is the editing 😂

In 2 more years, one of two things will happen. Either Simon will be the only creator on KZread with twenty seven million channels, or his beard will become self aware and take over cocaine distribution globally. I'm ok with both of these things.

@Kiefsti

2 жыл бұрын

Seems the only options at this point

@Gaehhn

2 жыл бұрын

Those two options don't seem mutually exclusive to me.

@Fight4Faulkner

2 жыл бұрын

I for one welcome our beard overlord that will distribute me cocaine. Allegedly.

@slayingroosters4355

2 жыл бұрын

Sentient beard boy sort of has a ring to it 👌🏿

@GB-qo1ct

2 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer the latter, but have a feeling we will only get the former. Sigh. Dammit

These videos are always entertaining, but this one was something special. Had to back it up a dozen times just to laugh again.

Literally no better birthday present than a Busine - I mean Brain - Blaze video. Thank Fact Boi and Co.

With this intro, best Business Blaze ever! Brain Blaze

“Lowering one’s genitals in electrified water” that’s why I love this channel…

HA i say THE same Skelitor saying to my mom when ever she needs help.

Simons off his head in this one

Praise the Blaze Brothers!

I feel like Whistler is the next Jeremy Clarkson. We're all going to have decades of him posting things getting more and more insane and when he's 70 we're going to try to cancel him but he's going to somehow become endearing and run a farm.

@slayingroosters4355

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it at all I hate Clarkson and almost everything he stands for recently but I can’t wait for season 2 🤣

@moonliteX

2 жыл бұрын

clarkson is like 50-something though he looked like 70 already when he was in his 30s

@slayingroosters4355

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonliteX he is at least 60 maybe 61 he is the same age as my dad so I remember 🤣

@graylinshowell7051

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonliteX Ever looked at Simon before he had the beard? He's doing all right now, but let's see how he is after a couple years of kids. They wear on you.

@moonliteX

2 жыл бұрын

@@slayingroosters4355 oh right. so just a year or two back he was in his 50s then ..

Pretty confident that the Abraham Lincoln-mercury-death-bit was a reference to his desire to go to the theater to boost his spirits, which were brought down by bouts of depression, likely brought on by his 'blue mass' mercury treatments... So mercury killed Lincoln by giving him depression, which Lincoln 'treated' by going to the theater...

Danny must have gotten a little mixed up; Lincoln died of lead poisoning.

@mikeygallos5000

2 жыл бұрын

Or the shooter was on a mercury high 🤯

@mbryson2899

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeygallos5000, some say John Wilkes Booth had syphilis...

Simons poor wife Please never stop Simon 😂

I feel so Skeletor rich with this one. Thanks Sam.

Omg the ads can be so well timed sometimes 🤣 Simon: in addition to the fact there is a scary ass tapeworm inside of you Ad: Did someone say KFC?

Simon was in ultra rare form for this one! I think his coffee mug was fully spiked!!

This is the Brain Blaze I'm going to use to introduce my friends to this masterpiece of a channel.

I have been watching your videos for a while Simon, but have noticed on these you have me in tears! the whole skeletor thing and your wife, I find hilarious! I come to these because I like the factual content, but the way your presenting these is really funny! KEEP IT UP!

At 6:35 I have decided that this is THE best blaze ever.

Simon's neighbors surely contacted Czech authorities after hearing him record this one.

I really appreciate that you changed intro background in order to not blind us. Thanks Sam.

The bear in mind got me the most 😅😂

I'm pretty sure the Lincoln dying of mercury poisoning joke is a reference to the fact that bullets used to have mercury in them.

Suggestion: The history and evolution of Simon Whistler as a KZread host/presenter/Fact Boy, pre-glorious beard-free days up until now. Drinking game: Take a shot every time Simon travels down memory lane.

@theUglyGypsy

2 жыл бұрын

That's dangerous

@zaneandre6387

2 жыл бұрын

@@theUglyGypsy so is unprotected sex in a South African slum.

The Skeletor shit in the first two minutes ruined me 😂

Sam with the Skeletor Simon & wife clip: EPIC

6:00 I think this one segment sums up Brain Blaze rather nicely. Welp, spoke too soon: 6:14 is even more accurate.

I'm so disappointed you didn't mention the prostate gland warmer or radioactive enemas.

@mikeygallos5000

2 жыл бұрын

There will be part 3. Remember, he is creatively bankrupt. Allegedly 🔥

When I was in primary school I got sent home for wearing a T-shirt that said "Save gas: fart in a jar." My mother was not impressed.

multiple tapeworms trying to escape the toilet sounds like the basis of a potential horror film

This video reminds me of trying to have a conversation with a kaleidoscope.

32:52 is that Danny? We need a “displaying stuff with Sam” too but his has the most sensual picture.

Danny's intros are a tour de force of creative prose.

This is literally the best video that you have ever made on this channel!

I cannot believe the “is that crack?” Meme wasn’t used. Edit: me - “Simon is definitely going to mention the memory lapse thing” Simon - “………”

This is by far my favorite video so far! 😂😂😂

Well, that escalated quickly.

The past was the worst, but medecine was probably the worst of it all.

@badluck5647

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....slavery

"These dagum pills done made me cross!" *Slaps nearest person*

At 5:20, you made me laugh sooo hard, the blunt, shamless truth lol