Hikaru pre-moving like 10 moves at the end of games to mate someone is the closest thing that chess gets to s*x.

@juti488

Жыл бұрын

Big hick knows the mating moves

@Luffy_wastaken

Жыл бұрын

I- I don't know what to reply to this

@stevedavies1261

Жыл бұрын

Come on, name ONE chess nerd that has ACTUALLY had sex with a non-silicone rubber woman...Just one

@Sonnythechihuahua

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@gatosospechosop3

Жыл бұрын

No one here would know

the tickle tickle got me laughing much harder than i should (also i'm now 600 from a never ending 500 after all expert tips and reasonings on this series!)

@kaidoChess

Жыл бұрын

Dude the 600-800 range was SUCH a pain because people go for wild attacks

@Gweebi

8 ай бұрын

Whats your elo now lad

@json7598

7 ай бұрын

Maximum disrespect

Hikaru isn't looking at the ceiling . His glasses have the new "Throbbing Hikaru Complete Wooden Shield " engine version 1

@phiiicubed

Жыл бұрын

when will ver 1.1 come out?

@avrajeetkarmakar4375

Жыл бұрын

@@phiiicubed on Hikaru's birthday

@phiiicubed

Жыл бұрын

oh ok

@sirtony8744

Жыл бұрын

On the lens there's the ceiling pattern, so he doesn't need to look up

@avrajeetkarmakar4375

Жыл бұрын

@@sirtony8744 that could be it , hikaru's secret to infinite chess energy . You have cracked it ! Well done!

I like these speedruns. Finally a chance for lowlevels to get crushed by the #2 in the world.

@ScrewedupClicksta713

Жыл бұрын

2? Lol

@fuzzyguppie436

Жыл бұрын

@@ScrewedupClicksta713magnus

@s45uke

Жыл бұрын

​@@ScrewedupClicksta713 he's #5 actually

Hikaru bullying 1000elos for 22minutes straight

"Tickle Tickle" made my day

@1polyron1

Жыл бұрын

"I takes, if takes i takes" "new age rook" "that is why now you resign sometimes" "london enjoyer" This man is single-handedly making me interested in chess. He's an entertainment machine

seeing hikaru get disgusted it's hilarious

@Snir556

Жыл бұрын

Im dying 😂😂

Honestly who tf does these thumbnails they’re way too good

loving the speedruns...great content thanks so much

Imagine if magnus and hikaru ran into eachother playing like the other is a 1000😂😂

@ronaksingh3220

Ай бұрын

i think magnus looses 😁😁😁

"... but it's someone from 'Canadia', so of course he has to do things in an unorthodox way."

Man i love this speedrun content you make it look so easy while im stuck at 670

@luffy-os9zi

Жыл бұрын

@Professor Paradox okay

@masonnambri8434

Жыл бұрын

@@luffy-os9zi i

@Gweebi

8 ай бұрын

Whats your elo now

5:13 tickle tickle made my laugh so hard that i started to cry🤣

This man is in a 3 min game and responding to chat like it's nothing. He's taking a stroll through the park and stomping on ants on a Sunday afternoon. Blows my mind every time lol

3:10 seeing Hikaru laugh is so unbelievably wholesome

12:59 I believe you missed a fork my guy ;) but man u make it look so easy wow learning so much watching.

i love these disrespect speed runs plz dont stop

15:49 “oi-joi-joi, what was that!?”😂

Dude this intro literally kills me every time. “Takes takes takes, queen E2?

The amount of sheer disrespect shown here is immeasurable

He destroys my level of chess like it was nothing

WOOOW this new series of disrespect is so accurate that he got "banned" at the end LOL

"bye bye Poki" 100% best twitch streamer

This guy is soo good, theres gotta be a stockfish in the glasses

@emmafountain2059

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I don’t think he needs stockfish in his glasses to bully people with an elo thats like 2000 points lower than his

*lol at Hikaru calling queens "pokimane"*

At 11:21 I think chat means an "Octopus"- the knight cin an outpost (bastion is cool too) can attack/defend 8 squares at once. The knight equivalent of the well-placed Bishop wooden shield.

4:57 the first of many disrespectful tickles. Haha

That intro is the best 😂😂😂

11:45 someone is a rosen fan

15:35 is just tragic

Thanks for the videos. Would love to see a Jerome style gambit speedrun next. Getting to 2500 down a queen is amazing but I wonder whether you could get to 3000 just down a piece.

7:05 “their mental is…WEAK” This man is a national treasure.

14:15 GM Tony Miles indeed called a triple pawn an "Irish Pawn Center" ;-)

😮I can't believe it's free to watch Nakamura play

This whole 'disrespect speedrun' theme was a good idea. Good imagination.

10:06 and I spitted coffee on my monitor. Damn you Hikaruuuuuuuu

18:40 as a 300 I’m proud I found rc8, but maybe when I try blitz I will blunder things like that cuz I’m not used to time pressure

Hikaru disrespecting 1,000s, I might as well watch him club baby seals. LOL

10:00 dirtiest checkmate ii eva seen

"here's the queen, goodbye Poki" lol. poki simpp

This is Hikaru in his natural ‘element’, nothing beats disrespecting some 900< for breakfast.

"somebody is getting forked"😂

5:10 Hikaru tickling to King's castle... hmm.....

I wanna play hikaru, Magnus, nepo and all these other IM’s and GM’s and call it the Disrespected speed run where I get crushed for an hour.

@PaulaBean

Жыл бұрын

I wonder, do you learn anything from that?

@NatureandSpirit111

Жыл бұрын

@@PaulaBean no it’s entertaining lol

13:00 missed fork

For extra fun, there's got to be a way to have a sound effect when you are checking. Something like the Pillsbury doughboy giggle or Michael Jackson. That would be even more disrespectful.

Hikaru in these glasses looks like PC Principal from South Park

I think my favourite part of the speedruns is Hikaru crushing 1000 - 1600. At lower levels the chess is just bad. At higher levels it is difficult to follow. Oh wait... that just indicates my own elo... 😂

15:41 gonna be good meme 🤣🤣

You have one bad ass editor

This series needs a game against Levy.

12:59 hikaru misses fork

In an omage to hikaru I’m doing my own personal disrespect speed run which features some WILD openings and has quickly stalled in the 1000-1100 range

@jgb624

Жыл бұрын

The h in homage is silent, when you pronounce it the way you were trying to convey

This is like a pro boxer fighting middle schoolers

The Tickle-Tickle Disrespect Tactic

Grandmasters are absolutely ruthless with their knights

Those tickle tickles 🤣

Am I missing something or did he just straight up miss a fork between the queen and rook at 12:50

@CaptainArn

Жыл бұрын

he probably didnt miss it tbh just chose to do the suboptimal thing cos he's playing scrubs

"oh my man" ?

Yo dudes moderating , you cut the video so unexpected and with insta music . I shit my pants !

Hikaru is the dr disrespect of chess

i remember back in the days in kentucky that i used to train hikaru, hes still not as good as i'd like him to be but hes good enough i guess

Do people think Steph curry would get worse playing highschooler players for 1 hour?💀😂

10:02 i didnt see this mate lmao

Clicked the video just to like it because of the thumbnail. *Amazing work*

You can taste the disrespect…salty

TICKLE TICKLE this guy is good.

2:37 what was the point of giving up a rook for a knight ? He could have taken with pawn and not lose his queen.

Move the knight out and in a several times. Call it the rocking horse opening.

tickle tickle

0:32 lol🤣🤣

So much speed, violence, and momentum.....

It is disrespect yes, but it does expose lots of simple chess mistakes, sorry for the newbies but you didn't get humiliated for nothing😂

@jesterpenetrate6912

Жыл бұрын

if you mean hikaru that is doing the chess mistakes, then yea I mean like you shouldn’t move ur corner pawn and you shouldn’t put the knight in the corner and u just ain’t suppose to push pawn 2 times for no reason

I love the disrespect speedrun

Best intro ever

7:32 lmfao

Was it intentional to put about a minute delay on the stream comments in the video?

Wasn't there a fork on E6 at 13:00

@jaymathew5946

Жыл бұрын

Opponent could have counter-forked on C3

@alkr626

Жыл бұрын

@@jaymathew5946 i don't think so, white just moves quenn on c2, he can eat bishop on e2 quenn eats on e2 and white fork remains

20:49 you got a what…

i would really like a hikaru disrespect speed run t shirt

Lolmao the tickle-tickle

More disrespect! We want MORE!!!

noice mavel intro

5:46 I never seen that type of checkmate. Can someone explain

Hikaru is going BALD?????

It is like Cristiano Ronaldo playing against kids with the full contact (jumps high, pushes etc)

hikaru chat is just 10 year olds talking over each other

Wow, a GM beats the shit out of 1000s, thats great and deep content ;-)

@stevedavies1261

Жыл бұрын

Maybe next, he can show us how he can reach the top shelves in his kitchen and his 4 yr old nephew can't...

@cagnusmarlsen6457

Жыл бұрын

@@stevedavies1261 yeah about that…

I find those sunglasses só disrespectful 😂

He is good player must try to play at national or international level such an amazing talent

didnt everyone like start at 1200? like default when u sign up in the app.

DEEZ KNIGHTS

Oh oh man

Hikaru is using VR-Glasses to cheat apparently, but psssst :)

Ayay yay is an international expression

He really said Canadia wow😂😂😂

I takes takes n I take the juicer n that's GG

How he didn't saw the fork

Hey Hikaru! Are you going to make a video on the chess position in Messi and Ronaldo’s ‘chess game’?

You missed the opportunity for HikaRUDE