You're an underappreciated musical genius.

@SparkleP8nter

4 жыл бұрын

Gamerize 🙌🙌🙌🙌

@robertp181

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@haleywilliams5986

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing!

@morrisman6599

4 жыл бұрын

Some interesting music has definitely come out of this. I think the song on usacoronavirus.com is going to go viral.

@skii2241

4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree

"Corona I can promise you that by the time that we get through the world will never ever be the same, and your to blame" Genius. Pure Genius. Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes! I really wasn't expecting that...

@brasileiroocara

4 жыл бұрын

That's the original lyrics!

@emmatownsend3319

4 жыл бұрын

@@brasileiroocara I know (and the Plain White Tees are genius!), but substituting Corona for Delilah makes all the difference 😂

@prizebanks2530

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you’re rapper or something bruh. Btw, I also made a coronavirus rap song on my channel , I would really appreciate if you can check it out just once

@justinchadwell4778

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe its 666 likes rn. Ima like

@corporate.security

4 жыл бұрын

you're*

No toilet paper by the loo and I can't even take a poo

@MrJuju69

4 жыл бұрын

Ulrike's Channel class!

@mariasorensen.

4 жыл бұрын

i replayed that part many, many times...

@ilcu4p

4 жыл бұрын

So go wash your ass.

@brucewayne1894

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prizebanks2530

4 жыл бұрын

I also made a coronavirus rap song, I would be really happy if you can just look at it once

*pandemic virus exists* KZread: ight let’s put corona parodies in everyone’s recommendations

@teebs23

4 жыл бұрын

Fallen Angel I love ur profile picture :))))

@neversaygoodbye4

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not even mad! 😂

@CadetFD

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t you post this on another Coronavirus parody? Noice

@itsliyah_qgirl9323

4 жыл бұрын

For once they did the right thing

@Bonnie17

4 жыл бұрын

Hey... This is really not a pandemic. ._.

If you think about it, this period is undoubtedly going to be in the history books our kids will read and learn from in the future. How meaningful it will be to share with them our stories, these videos, memes, and other humorous things to remind them and ourselves that there is always good within the bad - we just have to look for it or make it ourselves.

@gailremp3628

4 жыл бұрын

This is our children's 911.

@m.i.3334

4 жыл бұрын

@@gailremp3628 Don't know if you've got kids now, but absolutely! I'm not married or a mom, but I can understand that perspective. I was in the 4th grade when 9/11 happened, and I've never forgotten any details about that day. I'm sure the young ones today will be able to recall just as much about COVID-19. The one similarity between 9/11 and COVID-19 is that they both brought strength and unity (maybe not so much of that from 9/11, but you get my point).

@milquetoastcereal7525

4 жыл бұрын

That's kind of heartwarming, in a way

@m.i.3334

4 жыл бұрын

@@milquetoastcereal7525 I'm glad it made you feel that way. 😌 I'm a Healthcare worker and it breaks my heart to see how the isolation affects my clients and I want to spread happiness and hope to them and anyone else who needs it. Stay safe and healthy!

@callum4849

4 жыл бұрын

if anyone survives to even make a book lol

Here’s the lyrics, enjoy 💕 Hey there Corona What’s it like in New York City? Heard you got 4,000 cases Man, that number’s pretty shitty What to do? No toilet paper by the loo Can’t make a poo Hey there Corona Times are getting pretty hard Can’t believe that just three weeks ago I was paying bills with this guitar Now things are bad Can’t pay my rent it’s pretty sad My landlord’s mad Oh, I’m stuck in quarantine Oh, don’t want Covid- 19 Oh, I’m stuck in quarantine Oh, don’t want Covid- 19 This all just seems so bizarre Cause we’ve got planes and trains and cars And that’s exactly where you seem to stay We all just made fun of you And laughed because we kind of knew You wouldn’t really come here anyway Corona I can promise you That by the time that we get through The world will never ever be the same And you’re to blame Oh, I’m stuck in quarantine Oh, don’t want Covid- 19 (no I don’t) Oh, I’m stuck in quarantine Oh, don’t want Covid- 19 Don’t want Covid niiiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIineteen Oh noooOOOooooooo NOOoo I don’t No I don’t No I don’t ---------------- Let me know if I made any mistakes 💖 😂 stay safe

@Slenderslayer351

4 жыл бұрын

Seems fine to me and thanks for the comment

@wonderspace90

4 жыл бұрын

Ukulily Filly where do you work and are they hiring?

@FutbolDePasillo

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO youre a boss!!

@maxplank0

4 жыл бұрын

@@UkulilyFilly Wow, beautiful voice … song works great on uke...just fix the 'crappy' and 'poo' lines to be like the kiffness version, and I will put money on this... :) (and when Cv19 is over ditch the Frontend thing and do music...)

@hawkeye1836

4 жыл бұрын

Nailed It !! Thank-You !

Weird Al should immediately find this guy and get hum signed...the parodigm of the 21st century is this guy. I am now a fan..

@AGirlNamedVan

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha he is our national treasure here in South Africa .. Dave of the Kiffness. His professional stuff is great too

@-mae-5524

4 жыл бұрын

I swear to God he died like 2 months ago wtf.

Genius lyric Impressive sound Very touching

@bassmunk

4 жыл бұрын

:'(

@donnaleeah5075

4 жыл бұрын

No No DON'T TOUCH!!! :)

@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756

4 жыл бұрын

Donna LeeAh 🙃😆🤣

I love how you didn't even have to change some lines and they just fit

Future generations are gonna have history projects on this😂🥱

@stella-vu9hp

4 жыл бұрын

Misty Henry ima girl😔☺️😂

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'd like to see it happen though xd

@flyingfig12

3 жыл бұрын

yep and maybe they will have worked on the root causes to greatly reduce future deadly _zoonotic_ pandemics.. but won't hold my breath.

Humor is the best medicine when there is no Cure and no defense except Quarantine. Thanks Kiffness for doing your part. Stay Safe, Stay Home.

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently in Australia, they found a treatment or something? I don't know if it works, and I don't know if I misheard it but maybe there is hope.

@ISa-jy8ol

2 жыл бұрын

The whole thing is a joke. Don’t fall for the fear porn over a bad flu that corrupt agencies and governments have used to assert authoritarian fascist rule over the people.

This one is COOL too. I'm afraid you sang the truth, the world will never be the same after Corona...

@catnipnbone

4 жыл бұрын

tabaccopuro 💔😢

So am I the only one who's too stupid for life because this brought tears to my eyes? This just tells the story so well. Love it! Stay well, everyone and wash those hands!! Love from St. Louis❤️❤️❤️

@jamileontv

4 жыл бұрын

StLMoWeathershare Hey😆 check this Corona parody out by me:) It’s called Dirty Corona THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJ57r5SoitqXYs4.html

@ddebenedictis

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrsmaggie1718 yeah, the line about how the world will never be the same is soberingly sad. But I think it can be close. People will take better care of their hygiene perhaps. We are hanging out with family more. We are learning how to work (or school) from home. So there will be some positives looking back.

@musismylifee15

4 жыл бұрын

I’m crying over here I’m laughing so hard.

@voidclincher3318

4 жыл бұрын

We are all too stupid for life.

@glennforsythe5251

4 жыл бұрын

Where did you go to high school? :-p

I feel like I have Corona virus now, because this was so sick.

@deborahskillman3003

4 жыл бұрын

Look try be , keep keep your head up and Soldier up . boys and girls doing great

@ROBYNMARKOW

4 жыл бұрын

& not in a good way🙄

@dnieto1466

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@prizebanks2530

4 жыл бұрын

I actually made a song lol , on my channel

@DoctorSib

4 жыл бұрын

@@prizebanks2530 That is a goddamned lie, sir.

Found in my recommendations, didn't regret anything :)

More of this and less of celebrities singing Lennon's Imagine please

@mariposa9506

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and yes.

even though this was a parody I felt the emotion

Man, I've been following you for soooooo long, maybe like 7 years at this point. I'm so happy to know you've come so far. I followed you because you did something super kind, a donation or something on Facebook with a comic heartfelt message. Keep doing what you're doing and make the world a brighter place.

@SparkleP8nter

4 жыл бұрын

Neo I'm a newbie, Corona brought me here...

@dolorescaruana1284

4 жыл бұрын

l

I imagine this song being played in neighborhoods like the Italians do in the evenings from their balconies. So beautiful, yet funny and true all at once

Monetise this, let's get your rent paid

Hilarious! You and Randy Rainbow are getting me through this - the world needs cheering up and a laugh. Keep up the great work. with love from the NT, Australia.

Can’t sleep. I’m crying over here watching these 🤣🤣🤣

Why does this not have more likes?! This is comedy gold!! 🤣💖

@catnipnbone

4 жыл бұрын

Agnes Edgren I’m sharing it everywhere. ❤️

💔This is the first song HEY THERE DIALIHA my son learned to play on guitar and sang it to me over the phone. I miss him. In prison framed for a murder 💔

@mena8409

4 жыл бұрын

Well this took a turn Anyways, I'm sorry about your son....

@Schaemia

4 жыл бұрын

Aww that's so sad...... ...WTF???

@Bunny-zd3lw

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry but I want to hear the 4est of the story

@dnieto1466

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry I hope he gets released

@hanz090

4 жыл бұрын

Husband's in prison ..I feel for you hun. Appeal appeal appeal!

Hands down one of my favorite parodies for Covid! This makes me laugh out loud - something I don’t do much of these days. Thanks for making these videos, please keep them coming! A good refresher that I’m not alone when quarantine depression sets in. You’re awesome!!!

I'm from Tanzania and We had 32 Covid cases yesterday, woke up to 46 cases today. This song brightens up my day. You sir, are a genius. Thank you

I normally don’t comment on KZread. But I was listening to the original song yesterday and now I have come across this song. I love it you have a great voice 👍🏼 and the lyrics are just to funny in a great way...

The one good thing that came out of COVID 19 for me is discovering you guys! Your songs are great!!

How is this already stuck in my head? I'm singing along on my first listen, and I'm a little bit in love with you. 💓

This is iconic 😂 Thanks for brightening the mood and keeping things kiff David!

I absolutely love this ❤️

I must have so much time on my hands watching all these funny corona virus songs 😂😂😂

This song is so meaningful and good job! I hope you and everyone will get through these tough times.

This cheered me up somehow, sang along 5 times 😆❤

You're a blessed man! You bring smile unto others. To find humour amidst all the darkness, you have that spark. Stay positive and good as you are, ye saucy minx! 😇👍

What talent!! Great voice! Loved it!!

“Oooooohhh I’m stuck in quarantine”

Brilliant, just brilliant. These Coronavirus songs are coming thicker and faster than a sneeze 😂😂😂

Brilliant. At the same it reminded several of us second cousins of the great-grandmother whom we never met because of the Spanish fly flu pandemic of 1918-1919. She was only 58, left behind a husband and seven kids, aged 20-38. Kiffness you are helping us to keep our sanity and I am grateful as laughter is the best medicine.

Thank you so much for your beautiful voice and songs! They make me smile. Keep singing!

Lmao Corona has surprising similarities to Delilah appearently

Creative Parody.

never has a song been so hilarious yet heartbreaking

THANK YOU for a much needed laugh, but also for the absolute beauty of the song!! YOu have an amazing talent- thanks for sharing it!!

“The world will never be the same and your to blame” did anyone else get goosebumps 🥺

I'm going to come back to this comment and video in 10 years to see where I am see you then👋

@LGAussie

4 жыл бұрын

like really And to see where the world is?? 🙏🤞✌️

@CadetFD

4 жыл бұрын

I would also like to reserve a spot here in the next 10 years

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

@@CadetFD Yes I reserved this spot too.

My baby was crying and I clicked on this and she stopped crying and kept staring at the screen while he was singing I was like "YES!" Thank u!

Beautifully put together ! Thank you !!

This was fantastic! Thank you!

If I were a lot younger I think I’d be in love with you; you’re adorable! Love your sense of humor! LOL

I admire the creativity that's coming out of people regarding Coronavirus. I have seen a lot of people making Corona songs using traditional pop songs.

Everything about this is so perfectly done... Voice, words and the way you perform it. "You're to blame" XD lolz.

This is brilliant, David! More parodies please! It’s what’s on my list on repeat to get through quarantine

Laughing in the face of darkness brings light back into this world

🌺You sang that beautifully! Thank you! I like your song & your mustache!

Kiffness parodys are amazing. Thank you soo much for all these awesome parodys!💞

I’m 6 months pregnant and naming my daughter Delilah, so this parody is very fitting for my life 😂

I love this parody because it is funny, but also acknowledges that, yes, this is serious.

Anybody else just been binging these COVID-19 parodies?

Thank you mate! Your artistic talent and brilliant parodies brighten my day. Even if only for a moment. Greatly appreciated.

That was awesome.. love it

"No toilet paper by the loo" **panic-mode activated** Dude, you're so funny. 😂😂😂 But on a serious note, you're right. The world will be never the same after this is all over. We are chartering new territory, esp. the high demand for remote jobs.

@Moss_piglets

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention a big change in restaurants, salons., movie theaters etc!

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

and that line broke my heart.

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh and China has it in for fights after this is over. Everyone blames them, and I understand why but I don't know what they'll do :o Things bout to get nasty

Well, ONE good thing has resulted from this quarantine: I have discovered the Kiffness!

Why does this remind me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite? Great song, Kiffness!

That's genius, your voice is great as well

I bet your neighbours are sat there in stitches 🤣👌 ace 🤣

Brilliant! Two hands clapping loved it

Magnificent voice. Thank you for sharing with us.

Good stock pile of wine and spirits in the back.

This is amazing

Thank you for sharing your amazing gifts with us. You are a genius.

Dam, love your Voice!! Could listen to this all-day

First off, proud to be South African... Secondly... As a teacher, I've learned already - this is shaping our world. We had to learn how to move our teaching online, basically overnight. This is reshaping the world as we know it. And it's quite terrifying

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

#TeacherPower As a student, I thank all you teachers teaching kids through remote learning. I have a teacher, 4 kids, and yet she still is so strong and teaching us.

at least he seems stocked up on alcohol

Love this, thanks for your videos. Makes my day.

You rock!! Thanks for making this.

stocked up on liquor though. and AMAZING SONG

He Did NOT~Yes, He DID☺😁🤣:)

Awesome Davey!!!!!!! getting to like your Parodies, keep smiling, stay safe and well, best wishes from England

Thank you! This is really freaked me out and humor and creativity help to calm the nerves. You have a lovely voice BTW.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣THE king 👑 of funny

This actually made a me sad? Why?

@jamileontv

4 жыл бұрын

Anaklusmos Hey😆 check this Corona parody out by me:) It’s called Dirty Corona THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJ57r5SoitqXYs4.html

@moved1885

4 жыл бұрын

Because... it's true. It's happening. In *our* world. Right now. And it's frightening.

@copasetic216

4 жыл бұрын

The chord progression was designed that way

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

The line: "the world will never be the same" prob got to you.

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

@@moved1885 in Australia right now people are talking about hitting stage 4. It's scary and hard... Stage 4 is YOU CAN NOT GO ANYWHERE. No exercising, no cafes, no playgrounds NOTHING. And you can only go shopping on specific days. Help 😥

I didn’t know I needed this.

So appreciated and what a voice...ty

I'm not in quaritine , where I live hasn't had any reports yet ,. So far so good

@victormunoz5501

4 жыл бұрын

How about now?

@kojakbraddy2338

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormunoz5501 still no quaritine yet

@victormunoz5501

4 жыл бұрын

@@kojakbraddy2338 damn bro where u stayin at?😂

@kojakbraddy2338

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormunoz5501 I live in eatonton Georgia

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

@@kojakbraddy2338, Australia we are talking bout hitting stage 4. I wish I could live in Georgia rn

All I needed to hear was "Hey there Corona, what's it like in New York City?" I knew it was coming, and I still loved it...btw, also love the chorus and the bridge - The CaitlynBot

This has got to be my favorite corona parody yet! Great job lol...thank you!

Thank you 😊. You made me smile x

Exceptional parody! Your unappreciated alcohol collection is lacking attention though. Please give it the same love as bestowed upon your creativity.

All the feels, even if this is supposed to be a comedic parody of “Hey There Delilah”. Fun fact: this is the second parody I’ve heard of the song. A friend of mine wrote a parody about Delilah and Samson from the Bible. Now, for all those who don’t care, feel free to tune out. So, The Kiffness, I’m a bit of an amateur audio engineer. I really like the plate reverb and that hint of hall that you gave your voice. It sounds so much better than just your voice without FX. Also, I love that you use that microphone rather than just that camera’s mic. While it is a pretty standard mic, it’s reliable. I really like the sound, as it shows the work you put into it in post. Great job. I really enjoyed this.

Wonderful, thanks for lifting our spirits!!!

You are amazing, honestly!!!!!

Crap I thought I was the only one who thought of this now I can’t make a parody 😔

@baileyc563

4 жыл бұрын

Literally same! I was in my garage tonight and actually starting lyrics for my “original” hey there corona parody and this pops up in my recommended! Please explain KZread....

When he says "and your to blame" he pints at the screen... SO YOUR BLAMING US ?!

@andytownsend7828

4 жыл бұрын

Nah girl he's talking to Corona

@C0rruptedSpY

4 жыл бұрын

to be fair superspreaders are the worst part of any pandemic, people who ignored all the warnings

@ffpandy3780

4 жыл бұрын

@@andytownsend7828 xD oh ye

@ffpandy3780

4 жыл бұрын

@@C0rruptedSpY i dont understand :(

@LGAussie

4 жыл бұрын

P i n k y G l o w Ppl who don’t stay in. If everyone actually stayed away from others and stayed in, it would slow this virus down till they had a cure, but many millennials think they can’t get it, and r still out there. Sadly, that age group is getting it a lot, but the news doesn’t tell you, the doctors and nurses do.

Before clicking on this I thought I might steal this idea, but this is too good to be recreated 😂

Sung beautifully

i literally wrote a corona parody to this too lol

How's it in NYC? Really shitty right now. I'm not worried about toilet paper. I have water and soap! 😂 stay safe everyone!!! ❤ from NYC

@benheunis6753

4 жыл бұрын

He shouldve said What it like in China's cities.

@unsoftness4536

3 жыл бұрын

Damn bro, you should worry about toilet paper. What are you gonna wipe your butt with?!? 🤣🤣

This will fit my odd playlists perfect XD

Oh my Lord ! This is the funniest parody yet!