Helen Clark - Without Me (Eminem parody)
New Zealand's EX! Prime Minister Helen Clark raps it out xD.
A song created by Bill and Ben and the ZM radio station in the 2002 elections i think it was.
I converted this song from an audio tape from the radio.
enjoy.
LYRICS
guess whoes back
back again
helens back
tell a friend
helens back (x heaps)
young new zealanders wouldnt know that i used to do a bit of breakdancing,
passes me the balet box,there you go look at this, wait a minute
they say I'm a monster, but no one wants to vote national no more they want labour, a real leader
so if you want Helen, this is what il give ya, a little bit of woman mixed with some rottweiler
its a pitbull to pull your votes quicker, than taking tax off cigarettes and hard liquor
take a minister you'd prefer to make the calls, not sure of my sex, but i know i got balls!
we watch so many of the leader debating over whether i should've signed my name to the painting
i know that you've got a job Mr. Campbell. but you are starting to say things i can't handle
so that lil C wont let me be, talking bout corn that's not GE free, he tried to shut me down on tv3
but at least my head don't look like a trophy.
so come on and vote, its red all the way, or ill cry like i did on waitangi day.
tick 2 boxes and don't be silly, hey check out the polls, up your billy!
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just vote for me, cos who else is gonna run the country
cos it feels so empty without me
Bill English, he cant seem to distinguish that he career has been extinguished, well bill just let me tell you
one thing. you'd have fought for your like if id been in the ring.
no tolerance for prebble, admit defeat, you act as bad as shortland street.
and Winston, taurangas to old let go no ones alive there didn't you know.
its a disaster, such a (*******) catastrophe for you to see so much of my face with air brushing
well ill win nanananananna shhhh Form a coalition with Jim Anderton.
you know I'm gonna be the queen bee, in the bee hive
surrounded by drones struggling to survive
what the greens you say? yeah that's a good joke, just watch the whole country go up in smoke
Testing Mr Speaker please
feel the tension when i mention MMP, but no matter how many politicians you see, it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just vote for me, cos who else is gonna run the country
cos it feels so empty without me.
There you go Nandor, shove that in your pipe and smoke it. I bet you didn't know i could sing did you Jeannette?
it was at high school I was in the choir.
you wouldn't think i was a soprano would you?
yeah!
Well believe it
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Nice. This is hilarious!! Haha
If only we could play this again!
lmao... wow, I remember recording this on a cassette tape... hilarious lol
Never heard of either this clark woman,or new wherever..........love from OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! I remember when the song first came out on ZM, Golden! Just because we like this song doesnt make us National Supporters!! Thank freaking god aunty Helen is no longer running our wee country...
You can get it on CD (thats what I did) "Stable's Labels vol.3"- released in November 2003 by ZM, and no, their is no vol 1 or 2 :D
This is amazing.
Awesome. Great video.
love it just love it
Well done, better than most song parody recordings.
man thats hilarious seriously well done :L have you any more? :L
lol, "I'll cry like I did on Waitangi Day"...I love Helen but this is funny
I miss Uncle Helen
voroshilov nicely put. I am pretty grateful for most of what the government has done over the past years. The fact we have been in surplus while many other countries are running deficits is always something to be happy about. I can only imagine the state of our economy if the other side were running it.. We would be in the hole like america.
haha cheers man, thanks for subscribing!
Has anybody else heard the new Helen Clark - So What, parody? I cant find it anywhere, I did hear it on ZM a couple of days ago but cant find a trace of it now
Lmfao can't believe I've never heard this before lol
I remember this lol
dude ur awesome rapper!!!!!!!!!!
herd this on zm hehehe
wow it is too! man they have boosted in the last few weeks! u shud see the 'insite' graph haha it goes vetical
HAHAHA!! it actually sounds like her. its not is it? i could never imagine her singing this. haha i love how she says waitangi.
doesn anyone know how many votes Bill and Ben got in the end?
@roadhog18 is he banned from nz?
YUP!
@Eshayzbra96 She isn't Aussie either LOL. read the description. NEW ZEALAND!
Miss you Auntie
Let's keep moving!
A few years back my neighbour had a child who, when they pulled up in the car when they got home, decided that while his mother got the grocerys out of the boot, he would lock himself in the car with the keys, they could not get him out and eventually rang the police who had to talk him out. Now are you telling me he didnt know he was doing wrong?? If he had been smacked from a young age and not told to "go to your room" this would never have happened. Nowadays kids tell parents to "get fucked"
I heard she said in her outgoing speech that kiwis were lucky to be able to vote. Chilling.
@shinglehillclimber88 No, I mean Pm, as in Prime Minister
WOOO HOOOOO. Pinch me self to make sure this aint a dream!
I dont think you can! I got this off the radio aaages ago and then bought a tv capture card and hooked up the audio to it. so i dunno aye!
lawl
Helen has the big balls.
Go Helen shes a saint
we dont have 'presidents' in new zealand...its prime minister
Haha ingenious parody But Helen Clark is the right leader for New Zealand
Lmao.
Brilliant piece of political satire no matter who you support. Well done for enteraining us all out here in cyperspace.
Actually i was five days short of being able to vote, but yeah I guess it would have been good if they'd gotten in.
yea i just quickly googled pics to put on the vid. ah wel
who is helen clark
Labour has attempted to bring these assets back into public control which has been a terrible failure. Crime is not down my friend, crime has risen dramatically in NZ recently, the thing is 'crime' is such an umbrella term that anything can be included to sway the statistics, its all about where u look my friend.
If this was more widely exposed Labour would have one in 2008.
Helen's up in the polls :D
@Eshayzbra96 she a new zealander not aussie
Chur uncle Helen 2019 bruh
Country's gone downhill since National got into power, fuck I miss Helen Clark
lmfao
Yay! Go Auntie Helen!
Who is our new PM, I never found out
Okay so they're wacky comments but she didn't make a video about it.
lolz "but ive got balls" Vote BILL & BEN!!!
lol
dude this song was made by the radio, xiamdavex just posted it. it is funny, right? national didn't do it.
It really does feel so empty without you :(
#Helen4SG
I'd say the rock website. Go National!
Vote Green.. no-one else does
I have no idea wtf this is lol but its funny
Haha I miss H. C !
Only if she was still our PM
@madeofunicorns So?
@ShdwSephiroth OOH
20000 views!! Hurrah!
LOLz! i actually kinda miss ole helen... johnkey is ok, but i think she was better.... though she's good a really good UN job now, and it's great to see kiwis getting important jobs. :D
@ShdwSephiroth u meen MP
This looks like a job for me
malaysia should do this
I'm in America, so I have No idea what this is! LOL!
@drakwilly6 Non ce n'est pas elle, c'est une blague
@taitm04 you do realise its impossible to recvoer the bodies????they experienced heats of 4000degrees celcius, they are if anything a pile of ashes scattered around a vast cave network.
DOwn with NAtional
helengrad haha
Thanks -- that's quite a lot, guess it shows how serious kiwi's are about politics. Good for them though.
Was funny
You Used His Song But Banned Him From Nz
@xIAMDAVEx xD
@kingstarscream95 No opposite side of the scale, this guys opinion is null Labour is better than national.
haha chur chur bro my bad was probably in a bad mood or some shit...apologies for the abuse!
Helen Put national to shame :P
Donokeyoh
haha nah, it sounds a lot like her tho, actually her normal voice is deeper lol
vote united future!
BNP!
OMG! its a horse!
i didnt kno that wuz bill and ben hha they crack up as
this won helen the ELECTION
lolz the greens... what was said wuz pretty much true
It was still illegal to beat your kid!!! They made it so a light smack was illegal. It didnt change a thing, just made kids behave worse.
yeaps.. im glad we got rid of the ol pit bull
Okay.. I see your point but her comments are better than your "idea" of how to convince people to vote National.
GO LABOUR.
C'est vraiment elle qui chante ou c'est un fake ?
bill and ben 4 parliment!
Labor is better then national
@xIAMDAVEx Hes better then labour. Helen's time in office was ending anyway. I think Helen is better then John, But John is better then Phil Goff. So right now now I'd go for National out of the two. Otherwise: BILL AND BEN PARTY FTW!
hahahaha good ol' kiwis ay. i love. hahaha
I miss Ian stables