When I worked the 12 hour night shift, I made sure that on Monday nights, I watched Headlines on my break - I would often laugh until I cried.

Always my favorite part of this show

Jay and Kevin really complimented each other very well. Let’s see them team up again!

I miss these

Jay was the BEST.

@TNT-km2eg

5 ай бұрын

All being sent to him by private persons

More headlines please

@wearethenewsnow3644

Жыл бұрын

Ukraine? You sheep

The "pick nick tables" is awesome - and the "Chipindale cherry" right underneath is also great :)

Back when late night was actually funny

At the risk of sounding shallow, I've always preferred my cashiers low fat.

2:40 - He comes across as so tame and then suddenly this

Look at the ridiculous prices on that breakfast menu from 15 years ago. Adjusted for inflation, the cinnamon toast alone would set you back $35!

@ericfaz1427

Жыл бұрын

I got "swetty" just from reading those prices. Since when did the space station start serving that food? 😜😜

Marco Polo 😂

So much more entertaining than the trash on today's late nite TV (2022)

@MathasarSalazar2

2 жыл бұрын

Conan was pretty good as of recent, although I don't know if he's still on.

Before Tinder 😂❤🎉

Leno was waay better than fallon .

I miss Leno and Kevin

Must be getting the meat from Chicago. Meat inspectors cut into the center of a ton of ground beef and found kangaroo meat.

Under the delicious and sweaty there's pancakes for $35 what the hell kind of place is that

Sausage juice

I would love some warm alcohol from my slip on sandal

sausage juice… the salty liquid that comes with Vienna sausage…. I’ll pass…

Old Jay was never exactly a hippie-leftist...but he and Kevin fookin' knew what morons we are.

@siriosstar4789

7 ай бұрын

projection ?

@haeuptlingaberja4927

7 ай бұрын

@@siriosstar4789 Nah, that's a habit of the many, many morons in the Land of the Deeply Stupid. I'm just a casual observer, like.