Jay - Headlines (2008) Pt 02

Found these on an old hard drive.
Posted strictly for entertainment purposes.

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  • @alann5003
    @alann5003 Жыл бұрын

    It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.

  • @matthewdickson2499

    @matthewdickson2499

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.

  • @coolioso808

    @coolioso808

    6 ай бұрын

    What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it. But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some KZreadr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    4 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was. I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays. It just wouldn't be the same.

  • @garyschultz7768
    @garyschultz77687 ай бұрын

    Back when the world still made sense

  • @ernestalba

    @ernestalba

    14 күн бұрын

    The Great Recession of 2008 made sense? 2024 is the most prosperous time in American history.

  • @garyschultz7768

    @garyschultz7768

    14 күн бұрын

    @ernestalba .. ...... You said "prosperous" but of course, you meant "preposterous"...... America, led by the Communist left is on the verge of total collapse by every measureable metric .....

  • @cynthiahusband106

    @cynthiahusband106

    10 күн бұрын

    Talented, intelligent , funny as hell , charming , perfect timing , handsome , Jay had it all!!!!!

  • @completecharleston7142
    @completecharleston71422 жыл бұрын

    Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny

  • @Dennis-555

    @Dennis-555

    Жыл бұрын

    Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.

  • @geoculus5606

    @geoculus5606

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.

  • @Dennis-555

    @Dennis-555

    Жыл бұрын

    @@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.

  • @J.R.__

    @J.R.__

    Жыл бұрын

    And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮

  • @Seldomane

    @Seldomane

    Жыл бұрын

    The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.

  • @prefeitobear9209
    @prefeitobear92093 жыл бұрын

    And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.

  • @jerrytaliercio9087

    @jerrytaliercio9087

    10 ай бұрын

    I’m still watching in 2023….

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    3 ай бұрын

    And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅 We're in 2024 of March.

  • @ernestalba

    @ernestalba

    14 күн бұрын

    2020-2024 has been the most prosperous time in American history.

  • @catnewskawai9367
    @catnewskawai93674 ай бұрын

    In my high school was a girl surnamed Fish, and her boyfriend's last name was Bole. For years I wondered if I would see the Fish-Bole wedding on Headlines.

  • @jeffcurtis5265
    @jeffcurtis52653 жыл бұрын

    Back before the world went crazy

  • @keithhyttinen8275

    @keithhyttinen8275

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.

  • @cynthiahusband106

    @cynthiahusband106

    Ай бұрын

    I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.

  • @JayByrd83
    @JayByrd832 жыл бұрын

    Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    4 ай бұрын

    👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed. And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past. Time travelling in the past.... And ❤-ing every minute of it. Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that.. And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us

  • @leecowell8165

    @leecowell8165

    2 ай бұрын

    Back when ANY TV was worth watching...

  • @kreativepulp8760
    @kreativepulp87602 жыл бұрын

    I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"

  • @CharTheBeauty
    @CharTheBeauty8 ай бұрын

    I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤ *Nostalgia* ❤❤

  • @njmcw126
    @njmcw1264 жыл бұрын

    Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    3 ай бұрын

    Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅

  • @webbers4life146
    @webbers4life1464 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.

  • @billbergendahl2911
    @billbergendahl29112 жыл бұрын

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

  • @TheSoleProprietor

    @TheSoleProprietor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    4 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows. Ever since the very first day Fallon had started. Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice. Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show. Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick? Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.

  • @bobsacamanojr9382

    @bobsacamanojr9382

    4 ай бұрын

    Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.

  • @leecowell8165

    @leecowell8165

    2 ай бұрын

    I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.

  • @melissacastelveter5138

    @melissacastelveter5138

    18 күн бұрын

    I haven’t watched since jay leno left either. Headlines were definitely funny

  • @yellowtents
    @yellowtents Жыл бұрын

    my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny

  • @ivanleterror9158

    @ivanleterror9158

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.

  • @rinsedpie

    @rinsedpie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow

  • @ivanleterror9158

    @ivanleterror9158

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.

  • @rinsedpie

    @rinsedpie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.

  • @busman7228

    @busman7228

    2 жыл бұрын

    Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.

  • @sandra.j.g.thompson9268
    @sandra.j.g.thompson92682 жыл бұрын

    I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!

  • @angel_existential
    @angel_existential2 жыл бұрын

    These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.

  • @williamorich7531

    @williamorich7531

    6 ай бұрын

    Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣

  • @erickus36
    @erickus364 жыл бұрын

    I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..

  • @gimbobjenkins405

    @gimbobjenkins405

    4 жыл бұрын

    Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.

  • @rickgrewal2232

    @rickgrewal2232

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times

  • @gimbobjenkins405

    @gimbobjenkins405

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.

  • @brendansunra

    @brendansunra

    3 жыл бұрын

    5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.

  • @miguelrusate4849

    @miguelrusate4849

    3 жыл бұрын

    Big facts!!

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch4 жыл бұрын

    What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.

  • @richardhamblen5526

    @richardhamblen5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    ME TOO!

  • @richardhamblen5526

    @richardhamblen5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    ME TOO!

  • @Seattlekid8

    @Seattlekid8

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.

  • @austinteutsch

    @austinteutsch

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.

  • @DianneDempsey

    @DianneDempsey

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Seattlekid8in

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP2 жыл бұрын

    Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.

  • @edwardgaines6561

    @edwardgaines6561

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅

  • @DeltaFRFX

    @DeltaFRFX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
    @mrs.dr.spencerreid39924 жыл бұрын

    These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩

  • @normancooney5374

    @normancooney5374

    4 жыл бұрын

    me too!!!

  • @normancooney5374

    @normancooney5374

    4 жыл бұрын

    want company????

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    4 жыл бұрын

    Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?

  • @normancooney5374

    @normancooney5374

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio

  • @jpetes9046

    @jpetes9046

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.

  • @wpcampbell491
    @wpcampbell4914 жыл бұрын

    The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.

  • @mshappyapple8663
    @mshappyapple86633 жыл бұрын

    I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.

  • @nathankrush3289

    @nathankrush3289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?

  • @nathankrush3289

    @nathankrush3289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Noone comes close.

  • @savage22bolt32

    @savage22bolt32

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.

  • @FRAME5RS

    @FRAME5RS

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.

  • @richardpatrick2852

    @richardpatrick2852

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.

  • @stevenance4844
    @stevenance48443 жыл бұрын

    Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.

  • @lilmerc007
    @lilmerc0072 жыл бұрын

    Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.

  • @mstrikesback168

    @mstrikesback168

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.

  • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9

    @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agree 200%

  • @edwardgaines6561

    @edwardgaines6561

    2 жыл бұрын

    It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

  • @robaxl3088

    @robaxl3088

    Жыл бұрын

    they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda

  • @randallbolt9193

    @randallbolt9193

    Жыл бұрын

    @@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.

  • @barbaraconnett5057
    @barbaraconnett50572 жыл бұрын

    Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝

  • @johnsnider3533

    @johnsnider3533

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    3 ай бұрын

    ​​@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.

  • @eveglead1913
    @eveglead19132 жыл бұрын

    Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?

  • @drifterman319

    @drifterman319

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, as compared to offending us.

  • @waltmccarthy9837

    @waltmccarthy9837

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know. Walt Disney?

  • @edwardgaines6561

    @edwardgaines6561

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.

  • @michaelcelani8325

    @michaelcelani8325

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control freak Fascist.

  • @sharcrum

    @sharcrum

    Жыл бұрын

    ......celebritIES.......

  • @bobbob-wf8ho
    @bobbob-wf8ho2 жыл бұрын

    these will never ever get old .

  • @edwardgaines6561

    @edwardgaines6561

    2 жыл бұрын

    Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

  • @zokitchvlog

    @zokitchvlog

    Жыл бұрын

    His laughters is contagious

  • @mayorb3366

    @mayorb3366

    Жыл бұрын

    Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days. People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.

  • @John_Fugazzi
    @John_Fugazzi4 жыл бұрын

    The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    4 жыл бұрын

    John Fugazzi - I concur ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @bradleyuppercrustiii9835

    @bradleyuppercrustiii9835

    4 жыл бұрын

    Leno is the reason they're funny

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992

    4 жыл бұрын

    BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III - I completely concur ‼️‼️

  • @marthavillanueva5505
    @marthavillanueva55053 жыл бұрын

    What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.

  • @nathankrush3289

    @nathankrush3289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.

  • @rfolz8546

    @rfolz8546

    Ай бұрын

    Yes Jay is so funny😂 Loved watching him

  • @hsintien625
    @hsintien6254 жыл бұрын

    This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b3193 жыл бұрын

    I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.

  • @happytappyslappy
    @happytappyslappy3 жыл бұрын

    Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!

  • @hijodelaisla275

    @hijodelaisla275

    2 жыл бұрын

    You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.

  • @sandywheeze3505
    @sandywheeze35054 жыл бұрын

    Jay, loved your humor and miss you.

  • @mrk1075

    @mrk1075

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on KZread.

  • @stefanfrankel8157

    @stefanfrankel8157

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove3 жыл бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.

  • @Havok259

    @Havok259

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.

  • @billmers3219

    @billmers3219

    3 жыл бұрын

    Those were the days

  • @marieanderson5989
    @marieanderson59893 жыл бұрын

    I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!

  • @jthoen61
    @jthoen612 жыл бұрын

    I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.

  • @boxcarwillie167
    @boxcarwillie1674 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!

  • @soitsanightmare

    @soitsanightmare

    3 жыл бұрын

    Leno sucked.

  • @richardhamblen5526

    @richardhamblen5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    I SAW HIM IN THE 80'S, AT VARIOUS TIMES ,LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME, LOL!

  • @lindaspano6128
    @lindaspano61283 жыл бұрын

    just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...

  • @robertjauron7027
    @robertjauron70272 жыл бұрын

    I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille56882 жыл бұрын

    Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."

  • @heatherchristie6015
    @heatherchristie60152 жыл бұрын

    When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.

  • @karensheline6958

    @karensheline6958

    9 ай бұрын

    I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories

  • @ironhawk29
    @ironhawk294 жыл бұрын

    Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days

  • @jrambo7495

    @jrambo7495

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right!!

  • @garystoltz573

    @garystoltz573

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.

  • @danhutson3460
    @danhutson34602 жыл бұрын

    When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.

  • @leecowell8165

    @leecowell8165

    2 жыл бұрын

    thats hilarious you shoulda sent that in!

  • @williamorich7531

    @williamorich7531

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @balletboy94
    @balletboy943 жыл бұрын

    Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!

  • @michaelboyle1614

    @michaelboyle1614

    2 жыл бұрын

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    @michaelboyle1614

    2 жыл бұрын

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    @michaelboyle1614

    2 жыл бұрын

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    @michaelboyle1614

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines

    @Fatherofheroesandheroines

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sooo.. I assume your like 12?

  • @alanmcneill2407
    @alanmcneill2407 Жыл бұрын

    I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube4 жыл бұрын

    This was on of my favorite bits of his.

  • @Frankybroadcast

    @Frankybroadcast

    4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite.

  • @NEEDCheese

    @NEEDCheese

    3 жыл бұрын

    Johnny Carson did it as well.

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool4 жыл бұрын

    I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.

  • @ronheydon117

    @ronheydon117

    3 жыл бұрын

    i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.

  • @billdemarce1789

    @billdemarce1789

    3 жыл бұрын

    I havent watched late night since Jay quit.

  • @billmers3219

    @billmers3219

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@billdemarce1789 Those were the days

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын

    Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.

  • @wendyschmidt4339
    @wendyschmidt43394 жыл бұрын

    I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹

  • @Catholicophobia

    @Catholicophobia

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.

  • @ashleyworden1887

    @ashleyworden1887

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to these being uploaded to KZread, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx3 жыл бұрын

    The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!

  • @jeffmohr8366
    @jeffmohr83664 жыл бұрын

    Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh

  • @silverzales1980

    @silverzales1980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!

  • @joseph_b319

    @joseph_b319

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silverzales1980 me too!!!!

  • @jenniferpruitt6534
    @jenniferpruitt65342 жыл бұрын

    I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere. Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.

  • @matttherrien9608
    @matttherrien96084 жыл бұрын

    Life is better when you laugh!

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes96974 жыл бұрын

    It feels good to laugh at this it’s not mean it’s not hurting anybody thank you for an innocent laugh, Jay!

  • @wynottgivemore9274

    @wynottgivemore9274

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah... Try drinking coffee at the same time as the punch line😂🤣☕lol!

  • @malirabbit6228

    @malirabbit6228

    2 жыл бұрын

    Plus, free publicity!

  • @cruisepaige

    @cruisepaige

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had some good belly laughs

  • @ramsie50mp

    @ramsie50mp

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr8824 жыл бұрын

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again!

  • @normancooney5374

    @normancooney5374

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHERE IS MY BABY GIRL???

  • @normancooney5374

    @normancooney5374

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes,WHERE?????

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@normancooney5374 in Cooney, Wisconsin.

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's the big deal it takes no effort to upload these.

  • @KVWilson21
    @KVWilson212 жыл бұрын

    This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno

  • @nathankrush3289

    @nathankrush3289

    2 жыл бұрын

    He was the best .

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman17307 ай бұрын

    A neighbor wrote the editor complaining complaining that my stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave.he moved away after a month.

  • @marythomson7931
    @marythomson79314 жыл бұрын

    I started watching next thing I knew it was 4 hours later. So funny.

  • @williamcassidy7008

    @williamcassidy7008

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here. I didnt realize it was 4 hours later until my 4 hr reminder popped up. Lol

  • @everettsykes1774

    @everettsykes1774

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mary Your too cool. You spaced for 4 hrs on a 58 min video.lol That's like me on the freeway. Going 45!!! Bwahaha

  • @marythomson7931

    @marythomson7931

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@everettsykes1774 you know what I meant but yes maybe I belong on the list. 🤣🇨🇦 (Watched the 4 or 5 episodes)

  • @Lance2773
    @Lance27734 жыл бұрын

    I made sure I was always in front of the TV set at "Headlines", time !

  • @specialk9224
    @specialk92244 жыл бұрын

    I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)

  • @tycobb2580

    @tycobb2580

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting

  • @Catholicophobia

    @Catholicophobia

    2 жыл бұрын

    I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood

  • @gerrypeterson8604

    @gerrypeterson8604

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face

  • @TheFullmetalj

    @TheFullmetalj

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too!!

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost52324 жыл бұрын

    The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.

  • @richardhamblen5526

    @richardhamblen5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isaw him guest host in early 1990

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too

  • @llydrsn
    @llydrsn Жыл бұрын

    I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.

  • @charlesflint9048
    @charlesflint90486 ай бұрын

    Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.

  • @adambuskirk2222
    @adambuskirk22224 жыл бұрын

    Jay: "Toilet with Hand Shower why would you want that?" March 2020: "Heh little does he know"

  • @ws2228

    @ws2228

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣 it took me a couple of seconds. 🤣🎯👍👍 Keep up the good work.

  • @Mary-jz9vr

    @Mary-jz9vr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Adam Buskirk, your comment deserves WAY MORE LIKES! 👍

  • @Hithere-ek4qt

    @Hithere-ek4qt

    4 жыл бұрын

    APRIL 2020 - STILL STUPID

  • @Mary-jz9vr

    @Mary-jz9vr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hi there You must be one of the toilet paper hoarders.

  • @henrys3629

    @henrys3629

    4 жыл бұрын

    from the chef's crack.

  • @biodigitaljazz5814
    @biodigitaljazz58143 жыл бұрын

    I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it

  • @shirleyrombough8173

    @shirleyrombough8173

    3 жыл бұрын

    I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.

  • @clairepatton6880
    @clairepatton68804 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for taking the time to put this video together. I enjoyed it very much and I know everyone else did.😀

  • @jasonb7089
    @jasonb70892 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.

  • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
    @randomoverpopulatedworldid32864 жыл бұрын

    good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
    @FtanmoOfEtheirys3 жыл бұрын

    1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?" Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD

  • @catnewskawai9367

    @catnewskawai9367

    4 ай бұрын

    These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys

    @FtanmoOfEtheirys

    4 ай бұрын

    @@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol

  • @jonfleck8687
    @jonfleck86874 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for uploading this was hilarious! Back when late night was funny!

  • @rafaelcisneros562
    @rafaelcisneros562 Жыл бұрын

    Kevin's laugh is contagious 😆

  • @t-bonena3609
    @t-bonena36092 жыл бұрын

    Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.

  • @pdbordelon
    @pdbordelon2 жыл бұрын

    Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!

  • @marilynlincoln7173
    @marilynlincoln717324 күн бұрын

    Whenever I’m feeling blue, all I have to do is turn on a video of Jay Leno. He makes me laugh and feel good. Thank you, Jay and thank you for whomever is sharing this video.

  • @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427
    @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha14272 жыл бұрын

    I'm almost binge watching these!

  • @miked918
    @miked9184 жыл бұрын

    When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol

  • @markproulx1472
    @markproulx14723 жыл бұрын

    I love Kevin’s laugh.

  • @micahcooper4505
    @micahcooper45054 жыл бұрын

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again! 79

  • @hilarioloredo4637
    @hilarioloredo46374 жыл бұрын

    The last of the great late night hosts.

  • @hilarioloredo4637

    @hilarioloredo4637

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's the best on 'Last man standing '.

  • @davidholt9136

    @davidholt9136

    4 жыл бұрын

    hilario loredo qqqqqqqqqqqqqq qqqqq Qqqqqqqq

  • @mikefurson646

    @mikefurson646

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget craig ferguson

  • @sierra4766

    @sierra4766

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's all about perspective. Lots of folks hated Leno and Letterman. Everyone said the same things when Carson left.

  • @chineserocks77
    @chineserocks77 Жыл бұрын

    I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times

  • @alexcarter6446
    @alexcarter64463 жыл бұрын

    The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣

  • @mississippimud7046
    @mississippimud70464 жыл бұрын

    I needed this today ,it's been stressful !!!!😣

  • @pfflyer3381

    @pfflyer3381

    3 жыл бұрын

    Keep smiling, love your pie!

  • @drricksjoquist4358
    @drricksjoquist43583 жыл бұрын

    Jay was great with this regular segment.

  • @mischaoliver9944
    @mischaoliver99444 жыл бұрын

    I miss Jay Leno

  • @davidsonlankford1168

    @davidsonlankford1168

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jay puts all current late night host to shame. He could crash the ratings if he came back on at same time. Wouldn’t that be hilarious

  • @cindygarcia4951
    @cindygarcia49513 жыл бұрын

    I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.

  • @Tumbleweed-vh4pt
    @Tumbleweed-vh4pt3 жыл бұрын

    Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.

  • @ssweeps
    @ssweeps4 жыл бұрын

    Love the one about the cake from Wal-Mart...

  • @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT

    @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Under neat :D

  • @Imamonarchist

    @Imamonarchist

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least we got the Cake Wrecks blog out of that mistake!

  • @brianschwartz360
    @brianschwartz3603 жыл бұрын

    So wonderful to watch these. They give me a laugh when I really need one. Thanks!

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @holden_tld
    @holden_tld4 жыл бұрын

    headlines was always my favorite thing on late night shows

  • @sherrisRN
    @sherrisRN Жыл бұрын

    I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!

  • @ddylla85
    @ddylla854 жыл бұрын

    Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman

  • @theashdey9383
    @theashdey93833 жыл бұрын

    I miss this era

  • @WalterJoergLangbein
    @WalterJoergLangbein2 жыл бұрын

    Jay Leno... Great entertainer! Great humor!

  • @116AuroraDrive

    @116AuroraDrive

    20 күн бұрын

    So Many WONDERFUL!! Comedians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey4 жыл бұрын

    I can watch these when it's just me and my dog living in New York City after the virus apocalypse

  • @SimplyTakuma

    @SimplyTakuma

    4 жыл бұрын

    Real Chinese in New York City 👌🏻 That was one of those restaurant headlines from Jay

  • @scottsteel4230

    @scottsteel4230

    3 жыл бұрын

    YOU ARE LEGEND, OMEGA MAN.

  • @tycobb2580
    @tycobb25804 жыл бұрын

    OMG Jay was a master

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr8824 жыл бұрын

    Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas to you! Getting to watch these Headlines videos this month has been the best early Christmas presents for me ... I can tell a lot of other people really appreciate you doing this as well !!!

  • @shirleyrombough8173

    @shirleyrombough8173

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hate when Jay says, "oh one more?" and I think "oh rats."

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love theseU could watch these all day and have been doing so today

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    This stuff is great timeless

  • @lessevdoolbretsim

    @lessevdoolbretsim

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, Merry Christmas to you.... for the second time.

  • @AR-jx6wr
    @AR-jx6wr4 жыл бұрын

    Ima Hogg was a real Houston socialite. I imagine that she heard every joke ever told about her name.

  • @judyvalencia3257

    @judyvalencia3257

    4 жыл бұрын

    And don't forget her sister Ura. Actual name. I heard their father named them. I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas.

  • @austinteutsch

    @austinteutsch

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@judyvalencia3257 It's true. I live in Austin, Texas. Ima and Ura Hogg were real and rather wealthy family.

  • @bernieray3111

    @bernieray3111

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ima Hogg was a real person, and the daughter of Texas governor Jim Hogg. She was a patron of the arts, and donated many paintings to the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. However, (and no offense intended) her purported sister Ura, and her other purported sister Wera, did not really exist - she had no sisters. I'm from Houston, and everyone here has heard these jokes for a long time. ;)

  • @judyvalencia3257

    @judyvalencia3257

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bernieray3111 However many there were, they were very generous with their wealth and good hearted people.

  • @shirleyrombough8173

    @shirleyrombough8173

    3 жыл бұрын

    Her family had or maybe still has a foundation to award money to professors to conduct mental health research.

  • @barbaraconnett5057
    @barbaraconnett50572 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoy you so much Jay thank you!

  • @cademccool2122
    @cademccool21224 жыл бұрын

    This is why it is imperative that typographers must double-check their work.

  • @cruisepaige

    @cruisepaige

    2 жыл бұрын

    KZread commenters need this.

  • @judyvalencia3257
    @judyvalencia32573 жыл бұрын

    Jay always made me laugh.