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The way Lewis is laughing, you can tell Ben's story is bringing back some core memories.

@anonymouspenguin9876

10 ай бұрын

pretty sure thats duncan laughing not lewis

@aaronkinney6004

10 ай бұрын

@@anonymouspenguin9876 They both laugh.

@Hannwes

9 ай бұрын

@@aaronkinney6004 The Owl Puncher and the Bristol Pusher might have a lot in common.

@FTLnovaKid

9 ай бұрын

@@anonymouspenguin9876 That was very clearly Lewis laughing. 😅

@AspenBrightsoul

Ай бұрын

Ya, it vought back the memory of that one time he went to a raptor show with Ben and punched an owl.

If this story wasnt told by a British person I would have assumed this was in Florida.

@ZoahPorre

Жыл бұрын

never know, it might have been still lol...

@Candlemancer

Жыл бұрын

Floridaman on tour

Florida man visits UK, punches Owl in face

I was also recently at a bird of prey experience day in the UK and the woman there told us almost the exact same story. Now, it could just be that Ben went to the same place as me, but I like the idea that this owl-punch-man has become an urban legend amongst all raptor keepers and his story is passed on to visitors as a warning…

@puan1211

Жыл бұрын

I mean it doesn’t sound like he got that scar, maybe he tried again at another place?

@Direk091

Жыл бұрын

@@puan1211 Yeah, seems like the kind of psycho who'd try more than once to get a bird scar.

@VeryEuclidean

Жыл бұрын

Oh god, I hadn’t even thought that he might be hitting up all the bird sanctuaries in the country to get his damn scar 😭

Bird didn't deserve that. I'd punch that man for punching an owl. Hell, he wants scars? He'll have a whole tapestry to share.

so instead, the bird got the scar

Yogscast in my feed? This takes me back a decade. Fucking legends these guys.

The dad joke title fits this story so well

Poor owl.

I bet that bird lost a lot of trust in people

You wouldn’t PUNCH an OWL!!

@toxicmelon6836

2 ай бұрын

“You wouldn’t steal a handbag! You wouldn’t steal a car! You wouldn’t… punch an owl? I’m sorry, what? Punch an owl? An owl? I mean, what’s this got to do with pirating DVDs? And who goes around punching owls?!”

@toxicmelon6836

2 ай бұрын

Answer: Mice and shrews, and Simon Cowells

I relate to that lady so hard. I work at an animal shelter and man some people just have absolutely no respect for the feelings of animals. I will never understand it.

Isn’t injuring or attempting to injure an animal, let alone one that is potentially endangered or protected, illegal?

@dumbledazzjones

Жыл бұрын

An animal that someone owns, let alone sanctuaries, YES At least here in the states

@SwordTune

Жыл бұрын

Yes. But people do illegal things, and we call it crimes.

@olanordmann2743

Жыл бұрын

Even without animal protection laws it would be damaging someone's property.

@Codsworth_

Жыл бұрын

UK law considers pets as objects rather than a living thing so I honestly don't think he would get is as much trouble as you'd hope. Knowing UK police it would've been a £30 fine

@cemops8660

Жыл бұрын

@@Codsworth_ this just isn't true... "The welfare of all farmed animals is protected by the Animal Welfare Act 2006 which makes it an offence to cause unnecessary suffering to any animal. The Act also contains a duty of care to animals - anyone responsible for an animal must take reasonable steps to make sure the animal’s welfare needs are met."

Bro Lewis's laugh always sends me

When I was a kid, we went with our school to a bird of prey reserve with flight demonstration and stuff. We all sat in a roman theatre ruin to see them glide across for a show. Then a falcon landed on my neck and try to lift my shirt up. Turns out I had a lizard imprint on my collar. I wasn't scratched or hurt at all, had 8 holes in the back of my shirt though.

The wanting to scar oneself is already a dumb idea. But did it not occur to him, that he could have just scarred himself with a somewhat sharp object without being at danger of his eyes being poked out by a bird of prey?

@Warrigt

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but imagine the story now: "So I punched an OWL" Shitty people can still have amazing stories!

@justinsimpson7538

Жыл бұрын

The guy didn't want the whole story he was going to tell be a lie.

@jessicafrost7579

Жыл бұрын

He wasn't doing it for the scar, he was doing it for the 'chieve.

“They had to get other members of staff to eject this guy from the premise.” That had to be the most British thing I’ve ever heard 😂

Did the owl have anything to say on this matter?

I very almost got the scar he was looking for by fractions of a millimetre I was cleaning the enclosure of a wounded hawk which was stood in it’s pooping corner, someone held newspaper in front of it and convinced me to try slowly pull the poopy paper out and the bird clawed through the paper and my latex glove but somehow missed my finger, I honestly thought I was hallucinating the lack of blood …I kinda wanted the scar tbh

At that point, just give yourself a paper cut and lie that its a falcon scar.

Sounds like what stan pines would do

Kinda wish the owl clawed his face after that.

“Owls, everyone is fond of owls, except for mice and shrews, and Simon Cowells. And you know why they come for you. There’s owls in your dressing room. There’s owls in your gravy. And even if you hide at sea, there’s owls in the Navy. Simon Cowell your days are numbered, the owls will get you whilst you slumber. In the night they’ll come for you and tear your dainty legs in two. ‘Cos you’re the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers, you cannot deceive us and you can’t fool owls!”

Ben really sounds like Lewis here! Slight difference in pitch, but that's about it. They must be spending too much time together!

Was that owl Vanoss by any chance??😂

I've been to this place and heard this story, great place to go

Psychopath behaviour? No, sociopathic and narcissistic behaviour, like influencers who do anything for the content

That car is from Carmageddon, Mach 13, driven by Su Borg

It feels a bit odd when Ben says he took his boy somewhere. I'm thinking, why do you have a boy? Why is he yours? Is he really your son? I don't know.

What really makes me angry is, if the laws are similar to dogs, that owl could have been euthanized if it attacked the man, even if it were in self defense and provoked. Doesn't always matter if it's the first time in some cases, an animal deemed "aggressive" is considered a serious liability in regards to public safety. At the very least that owl would be pulled from being allowed to interact with people like it is. Which, with enough conditioning (as they usually only let the public interact with the most docile/sociable examples of the animal), it could become quite depressed in not experiencing any more. If you want a scar from an animal so badly you are willing to get one, not naturally but by provoking one that was raised in captivity you're already a poser. So just go to a body mod person and you can pay for scarification. Chances are it will look cooler than the real thing and you can just lie. After all. I doubt you were going to tell people "Yeah, I got this scar from a zoo owl I kept harassing." No, you were going to make up some story already anyway.

all that and yet i reckon all he would have had to do is lower his arm down. the bird wants to be perched on a nice high spot. so its perfectly happy being perched on your fist when you have it raised up but if you lower your arm the bird will be like "what the hell am i doing on the lower part of this branch?" and start trying to walk up. for an eagle owl you might have a nice long glove on but if you let it walk off the glove and onto your bare arm itll claw you up theres a reason youre wearing the glove. the bird doesnt have to be attacking you to hurt you, they dig their claws in just to hang on.

This reminds me of one time at my school. So apparently an event was going on, but at the finals of the event, someone set up a lie that would make one of the finalists look like a fool and lose. The lie involved a dog and how he had a secret. However, one of my friends found out about this after it happened, and immediately after the event, he got close to the dog by talking to the person and then fatally stabbed the dog with his pocket knife in front of everyone. He then stabbed the liar multiple times and slit their throat and stomach. In the end, he was charged with manslaughter and was expelled, but because of some of his medical conditions, namely autism and schizophrenia, he was sentenced to a mental hospital and stayed there for over a year. Because of this, all future events of that kind at my school were cancelled. The school still hasn’t forgotten about the incident.

Damn, how far has Lewis fallen?

what have you done to the mach 5?!

Wait Ben is a dad???

These GTA videos are basically just podcasts. No ones really having fun anymore on the game

this is peak florida man behavior (or northern behavior if you're in the UK)

I miss the old Lewis and Simon.

I would beat him