*Failboat* : "I'm not a furry!" *Also Failboat* :

@maincrafd952

5 жыл бұрын

We all knew this conclusion was coming

@Jebby44v

5 жыл бұрын

Also Failboat: I’m just Hairy...

@currentlybeingremade9706

5 жыл бұрын

_ Taf PERSONA.

@maltainu3621

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hi

@presto0194

5 жыл бұрын

*nya sugoi*

Cat: thanks for buying this entire plate of meatballs! Hat kid:*eats the plate, fork and nothing else*

@warlock1186

5 жыл бұрын

More evidence to support the fact that hat kid isn't the hero or a kid to begin with.

@admiralprince7925

5 жыл бұрын

@@warlock1186 well she is a humanoid alien so yeah.

@latias6745

Жыл бұрын

She's not even humanoid, she's a shapeshifting alien, we don't know how she looks like, or if it's a 'she' to begin with.

Who needs to go for a jog when you could go for a WALC

@Weirdcorelover.

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree me WALCING

@Justsomeguy284

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean *W A L C*

@curiouscreator8806

3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna start my WALC around the neighborhood

@gone_blank

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this when he said it.

@officerdoge7723

3 жыл бұрын

*W A L C*

Cat women:You work for no one,you work for me now Hat kid:Yeah ok Snatcher: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

@cypherdastro8105

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes you are.

@macmadness5932

4 жыл бұрын

@@cypherdastro8105 AHAHAHAHAH FOOOOOOOOOOL!

@glitchlaboratorys6116

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he did realise her

@randominternetperson2921

4 жыл бұрын

Failboat: THE CATS ARE SO CUTE seals:awe we a joke to youws?

@Weakest2huFan

4 жыл бұрын

Snatcher starts forcing cat woman to sign some contracts

You've heard of A Hat in Time Now get ready for... *A CAT COMITTING CRIME*

@krisnick92

5 жыл бұрын

C A T C R I M E

@hatgirl9992

5 жыл бұрын

C A T C R I M E

@Name-sk3jk

5 жыл бұрын

I cat in crime

@glue_report

4 жыл бұрын

Good one

@glitchedcrow2522

4 жыл бұрын

*A B A T I N C A T*

**Sees a bunch of people making the same Cat in Time joke** _"Let's not do that today."_

@casual_ice_consumer4148

5 жыл бұрын

I just said that out loud right now. How dare they travel forward in time into my house in order to plagiarize me before I made the joke!

@fetal.beetle07734

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me dawg.

@femboy_milki

5 жыл бұрын

1:10 nico nico niii

@rockmanTNT

5 жыл бұрын

I did that

@axeman35

5 жыл бұрын

You again?!?

Random Person: Hey, kiddo, I wouldn't do that if I were you Hat Kid: (Glares at them) Random Person:... Hat Kid: (slowly eats fork) Random person: what the actual peck

@curiouscreator8806

3 жыл бұрын

*E A T S F O R C*

@foxarific9350

3 жыл бұрын

I just imagine that there is a slow moment where hat kid puts the fork in their mouth, and takes a painfully slow bite as you just hear a crunch.

"Half the pizza, half the time. Half depressed all the time."

@name_unkn0wn

2 жыл бұрын

@theoof1sout no

@MTCTpl

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes time rhymes with time

@Chell_Portal

Ай бұрын

half life 3

This video is just the backstory on how fail discovered his fursona

@half7603

5 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@Sparkle8205

5 жыл бұрын

I will volunteer to draw it

@ReptileFeline_KroKot

4 жыл бұрын

oof

@kingslayer3089

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sparkle8205 nice

@eeee-mh7il

4 жыл бұрын

GG Gabriel Gaming YES

‘Half the pizza in Half the time, and Half depressed all the time’. _m o o d ._

@Iggy30874

5 жыл бұрын

*_tHaNk yOu fOr tHe hEaRt!!1!_*

@Daemvu

5 жыл бұрын

New life moto.

@zelguis

5 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this at the exact moment that he says it

@Daemvu

5 жыл бұрын

@@zelguis Coincidence?

@zelguis

5 жыл бұрын

@@Daemvu I think yes, too bad

6:56 Hat Kid: *Eats the crust of the pizza first* Me: *Pizza Time Stops*

@b1polarhamst3rd34th

3 жыл бұрын

She does it so she can end satisfied

@gothnerd887

2 жыл бұрын

She listened to Ringo Starr too much

@Cati_Offical

Жыл бұрын

This, now has another meaning.

@Hueh420

4 ай бұрын

me:*the death that i deservioli starts*

1:27 I just love Hat Kid's voice.

@tigerkat4419

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh

@spacecatsftw

3 жыл бұрын

hat kid is adorable

@b1polarhamst3rd34th

3 жыл бұрын

Yis

@Shami-Lu

2 жыл бұрын

xd

@chalkwarrior5542

2 жыл бұрын

it's adorable!

First it was moom, Then it was flad Now it's W A L C

@FatCat0403

5 жыл бұрын

-_- cmon

@maincrafd952

5 жыл бұрын

And it turned into e g g immediately after episode 2.

@femboy_milki

5 жыл бұрын

Diana Denman cmoom

@Kennzzo

5 жыл бұрын

WALC

@Pixeling63

5 жыл бұрын

And S T I C

Failboat: THE CATS ARE SO CUTE seals: awe we a joke to you?

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

You fwapping jewk! Why awe you so mean failboat? -The seals

@AlexTheDoggoMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Did somebody say seals?

@lukenichols4025

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexTheDoggoMaster This DLC was made for u

@geckmelonneedshelp7975

4 жыл бұрын

DLSeal

@firesd7306

4 жыл бұрын

Awe we a jowke to youw Failbowt?

“Who needs to go for a jog when you can go for a *WALC* “ Failboat 2019

@inkygamer1318

Жыл бұрын

#WALC

2:24 He Protecc He atacc But most importanly HE SPEED WALCC

@maltainu3621

4 жыл бұрын

*WALC*

@reginangel_official

4 жыл бұрын

*s p 3 3 d w 0 l c c*

@waterized_bottle

4 жыл бұрын

*_W 4 L C_*

@techno_jokester

4 жыл бұрын

*W A L C* 2:33

@blockheadtheman1497

4 жыл бұрын

*w a l c c* 2:33

Meet two guys in a ora-oramen store: "Jojo!" "Dio!?"

@antoshish8841

4 жыл бұрын

*approacing*

@thegreatkingdedede7391

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're comimg right at me?

@aclegends6195

4 жыл бұрын

The Great King Dedede I can’t order my ramen without getting closer.

@thegreatkingdedede7391

4 жыл бұрын

@@aclegends6195 Oho! Then, order up as much as you like.

Spoiling GoT : I sleep Spoiling Endgame : I sleep Spoiling the A Hat in Time DLC : *YOU WOT*

@someflowerlover1212

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@binkoboingo390

4 жыл бұрын

Eating the crust of the pizza first: SQUARE UP

@chimarajigsawlord

4 жыл бұрын

Spoiling stranger things 3: YOU PECKED UP

@_catzee

4 жыл бұрын

*_U W O T M 9 ? / ? /_*

Whoever said "that jello said jell-no" is a comedy genius 🤣

Game: how many cats do you want Failboat: *Y E S*

It will slowly spread to everything he likes, until Dan will finally accept that he is a furry. This is just the beginning. Be warned Daniel.

@nixe5957

5 жыл бұрын

This dlc is a sign

@DevynGreen5

5 жыл бұрын

oh god

@NoName-rv9ur

5 жыл бұрын

Miitopia is all im saying

@forgotten2168

5 жыл бұрын

owo

@clawsshotter

5 жыл бұрын

lol imagine someone acting like a furry, but they say they aren’t... just imagine~ uwu

Hat kid: oooh! cake! also hat kid: MmMmmM CrUNcHy FoRK

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

The ambulance was called that day

@someflowerlover1212

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 she had a fork stuck in her throat

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

@@someflowerlover1212 no, she almost lost her tongue, it got stapped with the fork, chew your forks kids

@someflowerlover1212

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 oh my god

@warlock1186

4 жыл бұрын

This is basically brightburn with the fork and that one scene when squidward choked on a fork.

(At 3:19) Me when this videocame out: I like the cats masks Me now(2020): good job cats stay safe

@bodabodapasta1500

2 жыл бұрын

I think corona is the least of their worries in a metro where you have to do parkour or run across the train tracks that trains are constantly running on just to get to your station. I bet they think Londoners are real “pussies” (pun intended) for going out of their way to install PEDs and remind everyone to “mind the gap”.

5:19 *also needs to be a meme.*

Hat kid: *eats the crust first* Me: Wait that's illigal.

@fredcrudden3642

4 жыл бұрын

I do that >:3

@cypherdastro8105

4 жыл бұрын

Unless it's stuffed crust. Then it's ok to eat it in reverse.

@NotHatKid2

4 жыл бұрын

True

Only Failboat would put old memes in a new DLC.

@user-wr9sf6xe3q

4 жыл бұрын

I can.

@warlock1186

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wr9sf6xe3q same

“Who needs to go for a jog when you can go for a WALC”

Failboat: This cat puts out 500 steps an hour! Me: Yeah, he definitely didn’t skip leg day.

Someone: what’s your favorite food? Hat Kid: F O R K S . Edit: Oh my goodness this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten! Thank you so much! ^-^

@sienna4642

5 жыл бұрын

AND THE CRUST OF PIZZA Someone: oh that sounds normal I EAT THE CRUST FIRST

@thunderuby694

5 жыл бұрын

@@sienna4642 oh.. *oh*

@Ash-tf6dr

5 жыл бұрын

@Cella4246 Hat kid, that is a crime that cannot be forgiven!

@hat_kid6224

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@jasonstinson6492

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ash-tf6dr I literally laughed so hard I cried when she ate the crust

Gears for Breakfast: Hmmm. A Hat in Time is missing something. I wonder what...? Aha! I got it! Asian gang drama!

@theguybehindyou1157

5 жыл бұрын

Illuminati Studios the main thing it's missing is it's not on switch yet

@Kennzzo

5 жыл бұрын

Soslslsoos

@blackcat2333

5 жыл бұрын

and a battle royale mode!

@warlock1186

5 жыл бұрын

@illuminati studios how did you get here? Also good comment.

@dominatornh981

5 жыл бұрын

warlock 118 through the Internet of course. And thank you.

"this man has swallowed an entire peanut" Me : dan you clearly have never seen a peanut

@Guardian-of-Light137

2 жыл бұрын

I thought at first he was just trying to make the joke of the cat being allergic to peanuts and messed it up but im not sure.

1:25 Hat kid: oh my gosh Me: can I adopt you please

@SebStudI0s

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@Germinator08

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I made this comment 2 years ago

@SebStudI0s

2 жыл бұрын

@@Germinator08 YES

@Germinator08

2 жыл бұрын

@@SebStudI0s YES

Hat kid: nearly gets run over by cat powered train also hat kid: *claps* OH my gosh

5:10 this got me

"Anime is more real than I though!" - Failboat 2019

@geoanthony3697

3 жыл бұрын

O H N O

1:13 HAT KID LOOK OUT A TRAIN IS COMING OH NO SHE HAS AIR PODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US 9:19 Failboat... do you realize what you've done...? All the art you're gonna spawn? *Impending Doom approaches...*

*sees smug dance while dancing is playing* smug dancing.mp9 Failboat will be the one to do it...

When this came out I immediately begged by parents for it. 1 month of chores and hard work and I had it. And from that point my life was complete.

@mmmyes7422

10 ай бұрын

Bro a MONTH for like a 5$ dlc-???

@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan

10 ай бұрын

@@mmmyes7422 They were being really unfair with the pay, apparently they wanted to teach me about working hard for the things you want

@mmmyes7422

10 ай бұрын

@@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan yeah but an actual job will pay you more than 5 bucks a month lmao

he is playing mario odicy at 3:08 u can hear him get a moon X3

the poster for the first act: oh? you’re approaching me? i cant beat the crap out of you without getting closer ohoho! then come as close as you like....

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

NO THANK YOU! (Nervous laugh) Help me.....

@cypherdastro8105

4 жыл бұрын

You won't get far.... ZA WARUDO!

*hat_kid.exe has failed.* |Give forks| |Regret life choices| I choose da forks

@xeno9401

4 жыл бұрын

Green Coat Productions regret is really setting in

@mugengamerorsomethingidk4190

4 жыл бұрын

I want to regret life

@curiouscreator8806

3 жыл бұрын

F O R C

@megangrindstaff1295

3 жыл бұрын

C R O N C H

@rosemary3029

3 жыл бұрын

Give fork then regret life choices

Plot Twist: After the video *Failboat was forced to go to sleep cause "he looked tired"*

2:49 she sounds like that woman voice from Hitman 2

"Bat in a cat" I'm calling the FBI

@fracturedemperoror

3 жыл бұрын

see its called the bat in the cat because hat kid violently shoved the bat up the mouth of the cat and now the bat rests in the cats dead body

I am so hyped for nyazuka. This game really makes good progress in development...

@novature6828

5 жыл бұрын

a im playingg maincrafd **laughs in console**

3:46 Chat: GAS GAS GAS

Hat kid: ( casually takes out motorcycle from pocket) failboat: (is fine with that)

@emeraldwashere6939

4 жыл бұрын

LOl

10:02 okay but actually tho i'd love a full version of just this

@afkboinohatepls7191

5 жыл бұрын

Peace and tranquility or dancin meme/song. What you prefer.

@kampa3872

5 жыл бұрын

@@raresr9675 theres like 50 smug dancing videls and i love them all

I literally died at *but eating pizza from the crust*

@navyntune8158

5 жыл бұрын

I'LL STUFF YOU ALL IN THE CRUST

@warlock1186

5 жыл бұрын

Hat kid isn't a normal kid due to eating literally everything on a dish. Change my mind

@Sparkz1607

5 жыл бұрын

*she eats the plate too* *cRONCH*

@butter2759

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sparkz1607 don't forget forks

Fail: *”I love you chat”* Me: wait he didn’t say no homo-

nobody: failboat: a bat in cat me: SAY WHAAAT?

2003: A guy at the zoo 2019: *HaT kId EaTs A fOrK*

Hat Kid is officially a Gangsta Furry. Giorno, eat your heart out.

@makomarko4679

5 жыл бұрын

*OOF*

@hi-gc5lb

5 жыл бұрын

@@MitoNova583 r i p abacchio (I think I spelled his name wrong

@stormtrooper0455

5 жыл бұрын

I think that hat kid could eat the sandvich raster than heavy would

@daquack7191

5 жыл бұрын

HAT KID COULDVE BEEN A GANG STAR

4:42 *this has to be a meme.*

6:44 *that's a pretty big secret.*

Failboat: That’s a Jojo reference. Me: THAT’S A JOJO REFERENCE

Stations as levels huh? TEST FAILED

@atlix2

5 жыл бұрын

how dare you bring that traumatic experience into this

@thaliayajama3376

4 жыл бұрын

Zekromeon OOF

@thaliayajama3376

4 жыл бұрын

PLAY DEATHPACITO

7:36 hat kid is gonna end up like squidward

2:57 MY GOD THE ANIMATION IS AMAZING!!!

That “Walc” was the most base boosted thing I have ever heard.

When I saw that jojo reference, the first thing I thought of was hat kid stepping towards jotaro with the rumble effect going on

I laugh to much on this 5:05

I’m sitting watching this with my cat 😂 and as my name implies, I am Kat

1:12 HAT KID LOOK OUT! THERES A CAT TRAIN, OH GOD SHE HAS AIRPODS IN, OH NOOOOOOO-

What is it with games on the Nintendo Switch and getting Underground Subway/Metro themed DLC? First Octo Expansion, and now this.

@haruhisuzumiya6650

5 жыл бұрын

Is hat in time on switch yet? They announced it coming to switch last year.

@blueleader8323

5 жыл бұрын

No we are still waiting but it has been confirmed that it will have the seal the deal dlc at launch

@englishdicktionary1611

5 жыл бұрын

Yo this isn't strictly switch man

@LowIntSpecimen

5 жыл бұрын

i really hope this dlc comes to switch too

@blueleader8323

5 жыл бұрын

My guess is that it will considering they got the first one working

Failboat: Jojo refences Chat: **Going incredibly fast**

8:15 she ate her hand when eating cake

@Shake_Cartoons8363

2 жыл бұрын

Why HAT KID

A cat in time? This dlc will be the cat's meow. It's purr fect. What else is Nya-ew? I want a paw some experience *Also Morgana and Incinearoar here*

@JulyTheNeon

5 жыл бұрын

HEY! I was going to do the puns :( I shoulda been faster, but the cat had my tongue...

@sixteentheweeb3277

5 жыл бұрын

*GO THE HELL TO SLEEP, JOKER*

@park0527

5 жыл бұрын

*G O T O B E D*

@Magic_Ice

5 жыл бұрын

GO TO BED

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

Why do you do this to us

Snatcher: *exists* Empress: Ima bout to ruin this whole guys career Thanks for the 50 likes OMG THANK YOU FOR THE 100 LIKES 150 LIKES

@anonymus5637

5 жыл бұрын

If we can't have a bossfight With the Nyakuza leader then at least i want to see the Snatcher reacting to her

@sienna4642

5 жыл бұрын

@Anonymus 563 I KNOW RIGHT

@boufrops6845

5 жыл бұрын

@@anonymus5637 me too

3:23 yellow line? Stanley parable reference? QUE FOLLOWING STANLEY!

9:19 Don’t give DeviantArt ideas

7:23 the Life meter is having a seizure!

@xthedrew

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Snatcher: *exists* The Empress: I'm boutta ruin this man's whole carrier.

@sienna4642

5 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but that comment was taken but I really like the comment it’s hilarious

@cypherdastro8105

4 жыл бұрын

Snatcher: Ready for another Contract kid? Empress: Sorry but she works for *ME* now. Snatcher: What?! BULL**** I SAW HER FIRST!

Failboat:i think I also work for the mafia Me:no the mafia works for you giorno

Ok but why can't I find anyone on youtube that has played a hat in time

1:22 "Hat Kid Get Out Of The Way. She Can't Hear Us. She Has Her Hat On."

9:31 Failbot: Pizza time? Me: *Turns on spiderman 2 pizza theme*

I’ve been wanting to watch this for six months, but I didn’t because I didn’t want to spoil myself. And now, I can finally watch it, and it is glorious.

“Who do you work for?” Snatcher:FOOOOOOOOOOOL

Failboat presents, A Cat in Crime.

I Paused at 2:33 and Made That My wallpaper *W A L C*

@twinrainbows44

4 жыл бұрын

Same

WHO NEEDS TO JOG WHEN YOU CAN GO FOR A *WALC*

10:20 it's smoking 2 cigarettes

1:05 that looks a lot like "mew mew kissy cutie" from Undertale .

@adalbertomanzur2101

5 жыл бұрын

The saddest part is that I thought it looked like that too😢

@connorbell7301

5 жыл бұрын

@@XxNoobixX anti-yes

@firdospratama4413

5 жыл бұрын

NO

@doverboy1

5 жыл бұрын

Time to commit oof (EXPANDED OOF)

@pumaman7072

5 жыл бұрын

@@marxgalacticambition7023 "virtual catuber", twintail hairstyle. Yeah, probably is.

He attac He protec But must importantly He walc

0:51 yea... it’s big brain time

This is my comfort video

instead of hat in the cat, cat getting whacked by a bat

@BonesofGhostkat

5 жыл бұрын

Oml I'm DIEING rn

@BonesofGhostkat

5 жыл бұрын

Oml I'm DIEING rn 😂

Fans: "So we should agree that hat kid doesn't act as horrifying as an actual alien right?" Hat kid: *Eats Plate and fork* "NEVERMIND"

@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294

5 жыл бұрын

Call her a alien again and I shoot you>

@crusaderiii477

9 ай бұрын

She seems like the sort to be able to bite through solid metal and human flesh

The WALC part made me wheeze so hard

Hat kid: *eats the crust first* *SUICIDE RATES RiSE TO 100%*

@AmaryInkawult

4 жыл бұрын

At least there wasn't any pineapple on it... That would have caused 3 separate world wars.

Wow, the new puuuurrrrrrrrrsona DLC is looking very nice.

A Hat in Time? Heh. More like… A CAT IN TIME! I’ll show myself out.

6:35 so true never thought about it.

3:17 cats wearing quarantine masks

Meow we’re talkin’. This is a purrrr-fect update! It’s im-paws-sible for me to not love this!

@currentlybeingremade9706

5 жыл бұрын

TentaCole Gaming ahaha.. STOP THIS IS UN BEARABLE. THIS IS BEARY BAD. TEDDIE IS BEARY ANGRY. YOU BEARTER STOP

@TentaCole

5 жыл бұрын

Tomanyan And the nyans Message delivered. 😅

@abdosamadmussa1472

5 жыл бұрын

@@currentlybeingremade9706 is that a P4 reference ?

@queenofmeow2802

5 жыл бұрын

Nya~

@RealPhantasm

5 жыл бұрын

Oh

4:56 He *quakes* in *fear*

Failboat : (swings to 2nd without getting to the 1st one) Me : now that's parkour Also me : *_P E R F E C T I O N_*

You never fail to make me laugh

Hat in time + cats and metros M o r g a n a i n m e m e n t o s

@tinacowley4898

4 жыл бұрын

Well... This is what a pure persona fan would do...