The fact that boat is effectively selling his plushies by torturing himself for chat’s enjoyment is probably the best business practice out there

@phoenyxraiola

7 ай бұрын

NO WAY WAIT BOAT MAN LIKED MY COMMENT 😮😮

@wahoobidy4912

7 ай бұрын

Our personal dancing monkey

@Pancakes_Master

7 ай бұрын

People love buying things if they get something more from it, and people love others’ misery. Nothing more effective than that.

@Discord_Kyojuro-official

7 ай бұрын

@@phoenyxraiola yippee!

@The_jesters_house

7 ай бұрын

Best practice, worst ethics

As someone with sensory processing disorder with a noise sensitivity, this video was hell. Don't worry, Fail, i'm suffering with you.

@asprinjuice8877

7 ай бұрын

I saw him post this comment on twitter but it got cut off at "don't" lmao

@ashleybroadstreet6885

7 ай бұрын

@@asprinjuice8877 SAME LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A HATE COMMENT LOL

@Mr.Brothybear

7 ай бұрын

My Ears Burned

@pichugirl6

7 ай бұрын

This is like a nightmare fuel where you want peaceful silence but then you're expecting something to break the ambiance.

@Froggycolouring

7 ай бұрын

Same, my volume was so low and I still flinched every single time that metal pipe sound came on 😭

I went to sleep hearing metal pipes in my dreams

@champion_ofcloud-var

3 ай бұрын

good

@klaykay987

3 ай бұрын

I Watch your Videos!

@AliOssol

3 ай бұрын

Insert metal pipe noise

@TheVoidTom

2 ай бұрын

it was your canon event

@AngelStarjam

2 ай бұрын

It's jukebox

9:28 shee fit perfectly for no reason can’t beleave I forgot the WAAAAA!

@theepikduck7716

6 ай бұрын

And then, WAH

@hongvu5884

6 ай бұрын

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! WAAAAAAAAAH!

10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by Failboat writhing in agony

@iaminpain.

7 ай бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Dan

@noahtaylor1721

7 ай бұрын

@@iaminpain. *Metal pipe sound effect*

@Duckzrandoms

7 ай бұрын

Spider-Man 99 intensifies with Dan screaming in agony

@JUMPYCOOL

7 ай бұрын

@@iaminpain.*vine boom*

@Greg_the_bread

7 ай бұрын

P I K M I N

No Failboat video is unwatchable it’s pure comedy

@SpHyperspeed

7 ай бұрын

*vine boom*

@GRAYSONTEAMGAMING

7 ай бұрын

Yeah

@meatkirbo

7 ай бұрын

Anyone who unironically watches him knows nothing is unwatchable, anyone who just found him would say it is

@firefoxytunderplays3320

7 ай бұрын

Correct

@user-ww8xl2pv3n

7 ай бұрын

Fr fr

Ah yes, finally. A video showing how it feels to have ADHD accurately. Failboat is truly out here representing us.

@mrs.samuel.L.jackson

7 ай бұрын

*h a m b u r g e r*

@Zel-Veraan

7 ай бұрын

@@mrs.samuel.L.jackson What da dog doin?

@MoonMarshmallow

7 ай бұрын

**boowomp**

@Kittycat246.

7 ай бұрын

this is spitting facts

@Molo_da_boi

7 ай бұрын

Wait, you’re right

7:51 I love how that as the dragon appears in the background, the Spider-Man 2099 theme song plays

@ConcernedGD

24 күн бұрын

I thought I was the only one who knew that happened 😭

Never thought I would see Daniel hungover as he plays Kirby but here we are

@SpHyperspeed

7 ай бұрын

Was drunk* (hungover)

@HorrorBiscuit13

7 ай бұрын

Hung over

@linguicaguy

7 ай бұрын

Formerly drunk

@Staredstar

7 ай бұрын

1:45

@joylechanceux4805

7 ай бұрын

And here we are (Lab discovera in forgotten land)

As someone with noise sensitivity, this is what it feels like to be in a busy Walmart while trying to have a conversation with a friend

@supercamborg4218

7 ай бұрын

Exactly

@TheMidnightMoonLight.

6 ай бұрын

Like imagine trying to vent to your friends while shopping for gummy snacks and California Girls is playing on the store radio

@lovelasnow

5 ай бұрын

You mean it’s not supposed to sound like this?

You gotta love Failboat celebrating his plushies being sold out while being completely drowned out by every sound effect

3:45 it's a canon event Daniel. You cannot avoid it.

@metalsonic7988

4 күн бұрын

FURRY SPOTTED! ATTAAACCCK

There’s something humorous about watching Dan slowly go insane as the video goes on

@minaly22

7 ай бұрын

But, isn't that EVERY failboat video?

@blademania4202

7 ай бұрын

You new here?

as a person who is easily overwhelmed i can conform. im currently huddled in the corner wondering why i still here every sound in my head

7:38 I almost died of not being able to breathe because of how funny I thought this was 💀💀

@jaxonmckay3504

2 ай бұрын

*DOO-DOO FART*

@redgt-b6b

27 күн бұрын

@@jaxonmckay3504 𝓭𝓸𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓸 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓽 :3

11:08 “what the dog doin?” “well dying apparently”

I know that this is not a pleasant video to make, I've watched RT game make a similar video and he said that he'd never do it again lol. I love the idea of stacking those 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by blank videos like this. Thanks for great content!

@amandamartin2709

7 ай бұрын

Yes, I was just thinking about rt's suika video

@GreyFireClover

7 ай бұрын

I wanna say it was worse for this Dan, cause he was hungover during this stream lmao

@kristofertaft194

7 ай бұрын

​@@GreyFireClover I guess there's just something about Dans and suffering with "Ten hours of silence" videos.

@ons1m598

7 ай бұрын

they're... they're both named Dan lmao @@GreyFireClover

@memelord3986

7 ай бұрын

@@ons1m598Well, they did say “this Dan”

10:50 is probably the BEST comedic timing with the sound effects imo. That was too fucking funny

@danieljames1868

7 ай бұрын

*h a n b u r g e r*

@VoidishFox

5 ай бұрын

My favorite is still the acapella Waddle Dees at 9:28, shortly before they vanish with nary but a wario scream.

@Daniel-et2ce

4 ай бұрын

*H a n s c h u r g e r*

@jessicadern4008

3 ай бұрын

H A M S C H U R G E R

@Terratomere

3 ай бұрын

the silence was just his browser taking a break to eata hamburger

5:31 poor kirby got hit so hard he screamed like a enderman

9:44 the WAHHH got me so hard

@OakTheBunnyG

13 сағат бұрын

Got you so WHAT

If I had a nickel for every time a streamer called Daniel tortured themselves with broken silence videos while playing games, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

@Hellbughunter

7 ай бұрын

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

@asoupyferretnamedfar3634

7 ай бұрын

@@Hellbughunter no mark....

@Myeongkee9

7 ай бұрын

MOM STOP VACCUUMING.

@saxonflynn8885

7 ай бұрын

WHAT IS THE OTHER ONE

@Myeongkee9

7 ай бұрын

@@saxonflynn8885 RTGame. He did a Suika stream on Halloween where every time he lost a game, he had to add in another sound effect.

Frankly I’m just impressed his computer could stream and record with all those Chrome tabs without adding an occasional fire alarm sound affect to the mix

3:13 perfect timing

@shanellemurrey9300

7 ай бұрын

Fr, honestly I’m surprised at how many of the sound effects had pretty good comedic timing lol

7:02 Failboat’s mental health

As someone who got to watch this live, this truly was a moment that I went deaf

@Infinitycraft258

3 ай бұрын

Yeah

@ParagonOfChaos

4 күн бұрын

It seems like this truly was a Failboat.

"Think fast chucklenuts *fart* " 5:38

5:01 shocking revelation

2:34 no, his canon event is BEAM ATTACK!

@Hazelbazelwastaken

6 ай бұрын

Two thousand ninety nine spider man sound effect? 😨

This was definitely an experience to watch on stream

@poninefreak3321

7 ай бұрын

Indeed, lol

The sound effects timing was absolutely immaculate though.

@connorchappelle2213

7 ай бұрын

"This doesn't seem healthy..." "NO" *Vine Boom*

The way he qeustions the entire audience (7:33) Bro the end speech 💀💀💀

7:11 glass break as they pop metal pipe when he hits ground

Failboat endured thousands of distracting sounds and made it through GG

@nytroblast2066

7 ай бұрын

Thats a W if I've seen one

9:00 this is the good part the video from here on out is incredible

@-Quakkerz

7 ай бұрын

No tomatoes?!?!?!?

@16YearOldGamer

5 күн бұрын

NO TOMATOES?!

4:06 chat does it taste like waddle dee or yarn Failboat um- HAMBURGER! Failboat probably hamburger Failboat A nice meaty substance.

9:34 bro became michael jackson

The amount of sound effects making perfect timing every time is amazing

Okay, that „the idea is simple“ follow up was… unexpected😂

This part in particular made me laugh 3:37

@Tornike-cd8xr

Ай бұрын

you should plan to post more of Cult of the lamb NOW!!!

10:58 hamburger

I've been watching your videos for... what, 5 years now ? Probably a bit more. They always manage to bring me laughs and joy. I mean this is cliche as hell, but it's honestly true. Your jokes always land, you interact with the chat in such a unique way, you always have new and interesting ideas. There hasn't been a single one of your videos that I've watched and just thought "heh, that was alright". It's always a joy to see a new Failboat vid in my recommendations and notifications. And over the years, your content as only improved. Your animal crossing vids and intros, your Kirby challenges, Fight Mii, Beam Attack blowing up online, and now, the plushy. I am honestly sad I'm not in a situation where I can make these kinds of purchases. I would've loved to get myself a Failboat plush. Hoping I'll be able to next time there's an opportunity 🤞 It's hard to really get my point across without sounding extremely generic and unoriginal. But I hope you realize (and I think you do) that behind every view is a guy like me to whom you bring joy. Also mad respect to NoteBlock, making incredible edits consistently while still making some banger music. Loved the Lethal Company one, really inventive :) Here's to a successful year filled with joy and ideas. Although make sure the idea stays simple 😄

@RayDragonM

7 ай бұрын

Even though I’ve only been a full-time viewer for almost 3 years now, I agree with all of the above.

@assassincat4942

7 ай бұрын

@@RayDragonM I also have been a viewer for around 3 years, and I also agree with everything said above.

@grammy_hnng

7 ай бұрын

ive been a viewer since his original Mecha Kirby playthrough, and it has been a journey. From playing with SBU models to his like 3 month addiction to miitopia, i am the true witness to fails descent to insanity

@jakethebaconhair29

7 ай бұрын

As a failboat viewer i agree

@cloverlovania

7 ай бұрын

failboats vids always make me giggle so much

Perfectly orchestrated 9:14

5:48 the sound when the slug just flop

@atlastream9287

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the likes

@kickinchickenformerlysunkist

4 ай бұрын

catnap

4:34 “the culmination of my mistakes!”

@user-gz1rr4ee6b

7 ай бұрын

4:34 “fart sound!”

@Ade_x2

7 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠4:35 “my ears burn”

@Classicsunky2

10 күн бұрын

What’s the song here?

Its not unwatchable. Its viewable. Wow, those sound effects are perfection.

I love how in the thumbnail (for now) Kirby just RIPPED that volume up like a dang bandaid. That was certainly a stream.

The sheer amount of times the sound effects perfectly lined up with the gameplay is amazing, how is that even possible

13:00 now we need 1 hour of silence but broken by failboat screaming

I was watching this live while eating Mexican food. I kept giggling and I think my parents thought I was going crazy

@Feezee223

7 ай бұрын

Same but it was at 6am while I was drinking tea

Even though this video is supposed to be "unwatchable", this has to be one of the funniest Failboat videos of all time. Like, I never laughed that much while watching a Failboat video. Thanks for providing your viewers such awesome, creative and genuinely hilarious content Failboat. We very much appreciate it.

Failboat: You get a Failboat plushi I get- Mentally breakdown

8:44 me when i see the man

@16YearOldGamer

5 күн бұрын

8:43

I remember watching this stream and crying at the end of it because of what you said about taking a chance in life. Thank you for being such an inspiration to me, the way you persevere in life no matter what comes your way is amazing

@RayDragonM

7 ай бұрын

I agree so much with this.

You know it’s the end of the world if the idea isn’t simple.

12:23 truly emotional speech

stitch two pieces of patch land together 8:55 It is that scary

you can tell his is genuinely suffering from the first second has "the idea is simple" just sounds so fed up

I think he needs to do this again but have someone else manage the videos so we don't know whats coming and so it's less hectic for Failboat to manage.

@enderguyx2081

7 ай бұрын

Better idea: someone make a program that randomly plays from a list of SFX.

Fun fact, most laughtracks were recorded in like 1930, so there is a very good chance that the people laughing this entire video are all dead

9:23 the Mew Mew love blaster theme just gave me PTSD

As a PIKMIN fan I can confirm I do have the PIKMIN sound effects in my head 24/7 Note block dosen’t even need to do his job

1:14 “this doesn’t seem healthy” it isn’t

2:03 the *DO check your discord* was way too accurate for me I checked, sure enough there was a ping. I checked the ping. It was at the CURRENT TIME ON THE CLOCK. THE EDITOR KNOWS ALL

5:14 It immediately went to 878 as he said "877"

“The idea is simple” “I have one hour left to sell my body”🤨 Me: takes that sentence complety out of context 😨

The idea of selling his body in 1 hour didn’t sound simple

5:37 *THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!*

I don't know whether or not to be worried about Fail's mental sanity. Or to surprise how somewhat well he handled hearing all those sound effects.

@poninefreak3321

7 ай бұрын

Probably both

Soothing Failboat ASMR. Wonderful.

The "don’t check your discord" everytime the ping plays was really funny.

3:20 Despite the lack of a face, you can see the judgement. Er, I mean, JUDGEMENT!

@Ungoverneddrone

6 ай бұрын

CRUSH

@CometTheArtist

4 ай бұрын

THY END IS NOW!

@dukefang1001

4 ай бұрын

*PREPARE THYSELF!*

@ThatGuyWhoLovesBread

3 ай бұрын

WEAK

@bruhman1579

3 ай бұрын

AUGH!

10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by "THE IDEA IS SIMPLE"

It took him ages, but he finally did it. Failboat finally looks like a legit sailor.

IM HERE WITHIN TEN MINS THIS NEVER HAPPENED Also 10:51 I think my browser overloaded 1 second later HAMBURGER

Glad that this milestone in failboats history is recorded with copious amounts of random sounds playing while he gives an inspiring speech on how proud he is and how thankful he is

6:21 “some people have- *gets interrupted by a goofy endermen sound effect* “🤣🤣

Im here tho…

@The_two_hate_club

7 ай бұрын

Me to ^w^

@IDontKnowActuallyYT_Official

7 ай бұрын

Me too •v•

@Random_person_404

7 ай бұрын

dunno if im here tho

@thh791

7 ай бұрын

Me too =|

@The_two_hate_club

7 ай бұрын

I said, "FATHER, IT BURNS" ^W^

You should have named this "Kirby but the voices won't stop"

3:54 CC: minecraft "door" opens

The video I always come back to for a good laugh. 😂

6:32 bro I just did a Enhail Laugh Burp

@Th4tC4t

6 ай бұрын

Why does this have 11 lieks???

I never thought I'd hear failboat say the idea is simple so sadly and so tired Edit: I've never heard him sound this sad and tired in general 2:16 he sounds so tired and pure, poor father He's suffering throughout this whole vid I feel so bad Although I will admit this is so fricking funny omg I wish I was there for the stream to see all of this unfold If only I couldve bought a fail plush

11:51 sillyness starts

By 6:46 he had missed 18 sound effects that he didnt add

He really put "Fail" into Failboat.

I pray for your sanity. Kirby might be strong, maybe even the strongest puffball of all time, but shenanigans are stronger

I remember being in a friend vc while having multiple sound effect video tabs at once and it was hilarious. Glad to see you experience it.

Failboat: *most inspiring and wholesome speech* His browser:*random nonsense and chaos*

This is truly a canon event to remember

@Echodot04

7 ай бұрын

3:45

this might be the only failboat video where im glad all his videos are quieter than anything else i listen to

All jokes aside it is very wholesome and nice to find another Kirby’s epic yarn enjoyer out there. I thought I was the only one!

what cracks me up is as these videos go on, the sounds just 'happen' to go off during a perfectly fitting moment. Failboat should try to do one of these with a 40 minute time limit. Just to see how insane it gets.

This is an incredible masterpiece of film making. I commend your ability to reach such heights.

I think my browser just overloa- *HAMBURGER* Nevermind… 10:52

Sometimes I forget that Failboat is an adult man who is allowed to drink so when I heard the beginning I legitimately said “wait you DRINK?” knowing full well that I was talking to a screen

10:44- "i dont think anyone has had this amount of mindfog ever in their life" he says, not knowing people with Loud Minds (adhd) exist

"The Problem: *i can hear the voices.*" "The SOLUTION: kirb."

I've gotten so used to one word Failboat titles that seeing a full one is horrifying

“Think fast chucklenuts” followed by the fart noise sent me to heaven

The dedication of whoever made the closed captions adds an extra layer to the masterpiece this video is.