The fact that boat is effectively selling his plushies by torturing himself for chat’s enjoyment is probably the best business practice out there

@phoenyxraiola

4 ай бұрын

NO WAY WAIT BOAT MAN LIKED MY COMMENT 😮😮

@wahoobidy4912

4 ай бұрын

Our personal dancing monkey

@Pancakes_Master

4 ай бұрын

People love buying things if they get something more from it, and people love others’ misery. Nothing more effective than that.

@Discord_Kyojuro-official

4 ай бұрын

@@phoenyxraiola yippee!

@The_jesters_house

4 ай бұрын

Best practice, worst ethics

10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by Failboat writhing in agony

@iaminpain.

4 ай бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Dan

@noahtaylor1721

4 ай бұрын

@@iaminpain. *Metal pipe sound effect*

@Duckzrandoms

4 ай бұрын

Spider-Man 99 intensifies with Dan screaming in agony

@JUMPYCOOL

4 ай бұрын

@@iaminpain.*vine boom*

@Greg_the_bread

4 ай бұрын

P I K M I N

I went to sleep hearing metal pipes in my dreams

@champion_ofcloud-var

Ай бұрын

good

@klaykay987

Ай бұрын

I Watch your Videos!

@AliOssol

28 күн бұрын

Insert metal pipe noise

@TheVoidTom

17 күн бұрын

it was your canon event

@AngelStarjam

3 күн бұрын

It's jukebox

Ah yes, finally. A video showing how it feels to have ADHD accurately. Failboat is truly out here representing us.

@mrs.samuel.L.jackson

4 ай бұрын

*h a m b u r g e r*

@Zel-Veraan

4 ай бұрын

@@mrs.samuel.L.jackson What da dog doin?

@MoonMarshmallow

4 ай бұрын

**boowomp**

@Kittycat246.

4 ай бұрын

this is spitting facts

@Molo_da_boi

4 ай бұрын

Wait, you’re right

As someone with sensory processing disorder with a noise sensitivity, this video was hell. Don't worry, Fail, i'm suffering with you.

@asprinjuice8877

4 ай бұрын

I saw him post this comment on twitter but it got cut off at "don't" lmao

@ashleybroadstreet6885

4 ай бұрын

@@asprinjuice8877 SAME LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A HATE COMMENT LOL

@Mr.Brothybear

4 ай бұрын

My Ears Burned

@pichugirl6

4 ай бұрын

This is like a nightmare fuel where you want peaceful silence but then you're expecting something to break the ambiance.

@Froggycolouring

4 ай бұрын

Same, my volume was so low and I still flinched every single time that metal pipe sound came on 😭

Never thought I would see Daniel hungover as he plays Kirby but here we are

@SpHyperspeed

4 ай бұрын

Was drunk* (hungover)

@HorrorBiscuit13

4 ай бұрын

Hung over

@linguicaguy

4 ай бұрын

Formerly drunk

@Staredstar

4 ай бұрын

1:45

@joylechanceux4805

4 ай бұрын

And here we are (Lab discovera in forgotten land)

9:28 shee fit perfectly for no reason

@theepikduck7716

4 ай бұрын

And then, WAH

@hongvu5884

4 ай бұрын

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! WAAAAAAAAAH!

You gotta love Failboat celebrating his plushies being sold out while being completely drowned out by every sound effect

No Failboat video is unwatchable it’s pure comedy

@SpHyperspeed

4 ай бұрын

*vine boom*

@GRAYSONTEAMGAMING

4 ай бұрын

Yeah

@meatkirbo

4 ай бұрын

Anyone who unironically watches him knows nothing is unwatchable, anyone who just found him would say it is

@firefoxytunderplays3320

4 ай бұрын

Correct

@user-ww8xl2pv3n

4 ай бұрын

Fr fr

as a person who is easily overwhelmed i can conform. im currently huddled in the corner wondering why i still here every sound in my head

If I had a nickel for every time a streamer called Daniel tortured themselves with broken silence videos while playing games, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

@Hellbughunter

4 ай бұрын

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

@asoupyferretnamedfar3634

4 ай бұрын

@@Hellbughunter no mark....

@Myeongkee9

4 ай бұрын

MOM STOP VACCUUMING.

@saxonflynn8885

4 ай бұрын

WHAT IS THE OTHER ONE

@Myeongkee9

4 ай бұрын

@@saxonflynn8885 RTGame. He did a Suika stream on Halloween where every time he lost a game, he had to add in another sound effect.

10:50 is probably the BEST comedic timing with the sound effects imo. That was too fucking funny

@danieljames1868

4 ай бұрын

*h a n b u r g e r*

@VoidishFox

3 ай бұрын

My favorite is still the acapella Waddle Dees at 9:28, shortly before they vanish with nary but a wario scream.

@Daniel-et2ce

2 ай бұрын

*H a n s c h u r g e r*

@jessicadern4008

Ай бұрын

H A M S C H U R G E R

@Terratomere

Ай бұрын

the silence was just his browser taking a break to eata hamburger

There’s something humorous about watching Dan slowly go insane as the video goes on

@minaly22

4 ай бұрын

But, isn't that EVERY failboat video?

@blademania4202

4 ай бұрын

You new here?

As someone with noise sensitivity, this is what it feels like to be in a busy Walmart while trying to have a conversation with a friend

@supercamborg4218

4 ай бұрын

Exactly

@TheMidnightMoonLight.

4 ай бұрын

Like imagine trying to vent to your friends while shopping for gummy snacks and California Girls is playing on the store radio

@lovelasnow

3 ай бұрын

You mean it’s not supposed to sound like this?

7:51 I love how that as the dragon appears in the background, the Spider-Man 2099 theme song plays

"Think fast chucklenuts *fart* " 5:38

I know that this is not a pleasant video to make, I've watched RT game make a similar video and he said that he'd never do it again lol. I love the idea of stacking those 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by blank videos like this. Thanks for great content!

@amandamartin2709

4 ай бұрын

Yes, I was just thinking about rt's suika video

@GreyFireClover

4 ай бұрын

I wanna say it was worse for this Dan, cause he was hungover during this stream lmao

@kristofertaft194

4 ай бұрын

​@@GreyFireClover I guess there's just something about Dans and suffering with "Ten hours of silence" videos.

@ons1m598

4 ай бұрын

they're... they're both named Dan lmao @@GreyFireClover

@memelord3986

4 ай бұрын

@@ons1m598Well, they did say “this Dan”

Frankly I’m just impressed his computer could stream and record with all those Chrome tabs without adding an occasional fire alarm sound affect to the mix

The sound effects timing was absolutely immaculate though.

@connorchappelle2213

4 ай бұрын

"This doesn't seem healthy..." "NO" *Vine Boom*

5:31 poor kirby got hit so hard he screamed like a enderman

This was definitely an experience to watch on stream

@poninefreak3321

4 ай бұрын

Indeed, lol

As someone who got to watch this live, this truly was a moment that I went deaf

@Infinitycraft258

Ай бұрын

Yeah

3:45 it's a canon event Daniel. You cannot avoid it.

7:38 I almost died of not being able to breathe because of how funny I thought this was 💀💀

@jaxonmckay3504

18 күн бұрын

*DOO-DOO FART*

Failboat endured thousands of distracting sounds and made it through GG

@nytroblast2066

4 ай бұрын

Thats a W if I've seen one

9:00 this is the good part the video from here on out is incredible

@-Quakkerz

4 ай бұрын

No tomatoes?!?!?!?

11:08 “what the dog doin?” “well dying apparently”

9:44 the WAHHH got me so hard

Okay, that „the idea is simple“ follow up was… unexpected😂

The amount of sound effects making perfect timing every time is amazing

stitch two pieces of patch land together 8:55 It is that scary

5:48 the sound when the slug just flop

@atlastream9287

3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the likes

@kickinchickenformerlysunkist

2 ай бұрын

catnap

Perfectly orchestrated 9:14

Its not unwatchable. Its viewable. Wow, those sound effects are perfection.

7:11 glass break as they pop metal pipe when he hits ground

The way he qeustions the entire audience (7:33) Bro the end speech 💀💀💀

I've been watching your videos for... what, 5 years now ? Probably a bit more. They always manage to bring me laughs and joy. I mean this is cliche as hell, but it's honestly true. Your jokes always land, you interact with the chat in such a unique way, you always have new and interesting ideas. There hasn't been a single one of your videos that I've watched and just thought "heh, that was alright". It's always a joy to see a new Failboat vid in my recommendations and notifications. And over the years, your content as only improved. Your animal crossing vids and intros, your Kirby challenges, Fight Mii, Beam Attack blowing up online, and now, the plushy. I am honestly sad I'm not in a situation where I can make these kinds of purchases. I would've loved to get myself a Failboat plush. Hoping I'll be able to next time there's an opportunity 🤞 It's hard to really get my point across without sounding extremely generic and unoriginal. But I hope you realize (and I think you do) that behind every view is a guy like me to whom you bring joy. Also mad respect to NoteBlock, making incredible edits consistently while still making some banger music. Loved the Lethal Company one, really inventive :) Here's to a successful year filled with joy and ideas. Although make sure the idea stays simple 😄

@RayDragonM

4 ай бұрын

Even though I’ve only been a full-time viewer for almost 3 years now, I agree with all of the above.

@assassincat4942

4 ай бұрын

@@RayDragonM I also have been a viewer for around 3 years, and I also agree with everything said above.

@grammy_hnng

4 ай бұрын

ive been a viewer since his original Mecha Kirby playthrough, and it has been a journey. From playing with SBU models to his like 3 month addiction to miitopia, i am the true witness to fails descent to insanity

@jakethebaconhair29

4 ай бұрын

As a failboat viewer i agree

@cloverlovania

4 ай бұрын

failboats vids always make me giggle so much

9:34 bro became michael jackson

7:02 Failboat’s mental health

3:13 perfect timing

@shanellemurrey9300

4 ай бұрын

Fr, honestly I’m surprised at how many of the sound effects had pretty good comedic timing lol

10:58 hamburger

I was watching this live while eating Mexican food. I kept giggling and I think my parents thought I was going crazy

@Feezee223

4 ай бұрын

Same but it was at 6am while I was drinking tea

5:01 shocking revelation

This part in particular made me laugh 3:37

2:34 no, his canon event is BEAM ATTACK!

@Hazelbazelwastaken

4 ай бұрын

Two thousand ninety nine spider man sound effect? 😨

You know it’s the end of the world if the idea isn’t simple.

4:34 “the culmination of my mistakes!”

@user-gz1rr4ee6b

4 ай бұрын

4:34 “fart sound!”

@Ade_x2

4 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠4:35 “my ears burn”

4:06 chat does it taste like waddle dee or yarn Failboat um- HAMBURGER! Failboat probably hamburger Failboat A nice meaty substance.

you can tell his is genuinely suffering from the first second has "the idea is simple" just sounds so fed up

5:14 It immediately went to 878 as he said "877"

I think he needs to do this again but have someone else manage the videos so we don't know whats coming and so it's less hectic for Failboat to manage.

@enderguyx2081

4 ай бұрын

Better idea: someone make a program that randomly plays from a list of SFX.

10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by "THE IDEA IS SIMPLE"

The idea of selling his body in 1 hour didn’t sound simple

1:14 “this doesn’t seem healthy” it isn’t

The sheer amount of times the sound effects perfectly lined up with the gameplay is amazing, how is that even possible

I remember watching this stream and crying at the end of it because of what you said about taking a chance in life. Thank you for being such an inspiration to me, the way you persevere in life no matter what comes your way is amazing

@RayDragonM

4 ай бұрын

I agree so much with this.

I love how in the thumbnail (for now) Kirby just RIPPED that volume up like a dang bandaid. That was certainly a stream.

Even though this video is supposed to be "unwatchable", this has to be one of the funniest Failboat videos of all time. Like, I never laughed that much while watching a Failboat video. Thanks for providing your viewers such awesome, creative and genuinely hilarious content Failboat. We very much appreciate it.

It took him ages, but he finally did it. Failboat finally looks like a legit sailor.

8:44 me when i see the man

Im here tho…

@The_two_hate_club

4 ай бұрын

Me to ^w^

@IDontKnowActuallyYT_Official

4 ай бұрын

Me too •v•

@Random_person_404

4 ай бұрын

dunno if im here tho

@thh791

4 ай бұрын

Me too =|

@The_two_hate_club

4 ай бұрын

I said, "FATHER, IT BURNS" ^W^

As a PIKMIN fan I can confirm I do have the PIKMIN sound effects in my head 24/7 Note block dosen’t even need to do his job

13:00 now we need 1 hour of silence but broken by failboat screaming

Failboat: You get a Failboat plushi I get- Mentally breakdown

Soothing Failboat ASMR. Wonderful.

“The idea is simple” “I have one hour left to sell my body”🤨 Me: takes that sentence complety out of context 😨

2:03 the *DO check your discord* was way too accurate for me I checked, sure enough there was a ping. I checked the ping. It was at the CURRENT TIME ON THE CLOCK. THE EDITOR KNOWS ALL

12:23 truly emotional speech

The "don’t check your discord" everytime the ping plays was really funny.

6:32 bro I just did a Enhail Laugh Burp

@Th4tC4t

3 ай бұрын

Why does this have 11 lieks???

3:20 Despite the lack of a face, you can see the judgement. Er, I mean, JUDGEMENT!

@Ungoverneddrone

4 ай бұрын

CRUSH

@CometTheArtist

2 ай бұрын

THY END IS NOW!

@dukefang1001

2 ай бұрын

*PREPARE THYSELF!*

@ThatGuyWhoLovesBread

Ай бұрын

WEAK

@bruhman1579

Ай бұрын

AUGH!

3:54 CC: minecraft "door" opens

You should have named this "Kirby but the voices won't stop"

6:21 “some people have- *gets interrupted by a goofy endermen sound effect* “🤣🤣

Glad that this milestone in failboats history is recorded with copious amounts of random sounds playing while he gives an inspiring speech on how proud he is and how thankful he is

I don't know whether or not to be worried about Fail's mental sanity. Or to surprise how somewhat well he handled hearing all those sound effects.

@poninefreak3321

4 ай бұрын

Probably both

He really put "Fail" into Failboat.

9:23 the Mew Mew love blaster theme just gave me PTSD

By 6:46 he had missed 18 sound effects that he didnt add

Gamzee sighting 4:48

This is truly a canon event to remember

@Echodot04

4 ай бұрын

3:45

I pray for your sanity. Kirby might be strong, maybe even the strongest puffball of all time, but shenanigans are stronger

I never thought I'd hear failboat say the idea is simple so sadly and so tired Edit: I've never heard him sound this sad and tired in general 2:16 he sounds so tired and pure, poor father He's suffering throughout this whole vid I feel so bad Although I will admit this is so fricking funny omg I wish I was there for the stream to see all of this unfold If only I couldve bought a fail plush

5:37 *THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!*

this might be the only failboat video where im glad all his videos are quieter than anything else i listen to

5:37 think fast chuckle nuts

I've gotten so used to one word Failboat titles that seeing a full one is horrifying

“Think fast chucklenuts” followed by the fart noise sent me to heaven

"The Problem: *i can hear the voices.*" "The SOLUTION: kirb."

11 minutes and already 1.3k likes? that is proof of how good his content is

I remember being in a friend vc while having multiple sound effect video tabs at once and it was hilarious. Glad to see you experience it.

*_always be confident and win. you deserved it 😍❤💞🌹 have a nice day_*

This is an incredible masterpiece of film making. I commend your ability to reach such heights.

IM HERE WITHIN TEN MINS THIS NEVER HAPPENED Also 10:51 I think my browser overloaded 1 second later HAMBURGER

13:00 fnaf jumpscares

The fact that none of these were added in post but still fit with the gameplay is impressive

The Kirby content milkage is off the charts for this one.

I think my browser just overloa- *HAMBURGER* Nevermind… 10:52

11:51 sillyness starts

As a simple Idea, I can confirm the idea is simple.