You know what they say, "Don't haste the player. Haste the game"

@blacksheep69420

3 жыл бұрын

"I cast HEX!"

@M1M4YH3M

3 жыл бұрын

@@blacksheep69420 you can't you used your bonus action to type this

@DonPiccolo

3 жыл бұрын

No need to cast true strike to like that pun.

@sagesarrazine6270

3 жыл бұрын

Big words coming from a guy who gives true strike to every caster (this hate comment is for XP3's algorithm and yours.)

@salsaul4288

3 жыл бұрын

Tulok the Barbrarian Truth

This is why haste only lasts for 1 minute

@palmerryan9886

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in divine meta magic persist haste

@articusramos808

3 жыл бұрын

*Pulls out final fantasy Hermes sandals* ok....

@lockskelington314

3 жыл бұрын

Also "When the spell ends, the target can’t move or take actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it."

@goolabbolshevish1t651

3 жыл бұрын

@@palmerryan9886 why I love 3.5e with the spell persistence. It can make a magic effect on a person or object permanent.

@wizardbrandon3544

3 жыл бұрын

1 minute (or round depending on version) per level in 3.5 pathfinder :3

"I take the Disengage action so none of them can opportunity attack me" This is why the GM can always test their encounters against a trusted player beforehand. So that on the day of the session you can say "The assassins all have the Sentinel feat"

@holykonchu7250

3 жыл бұрын

Have a hexblade warlock that is tied to mace, have flail mastery and sentinel feat, if they run, they get knocked prone and it uses all there moment and there action as well because fuck you, then booming blade them to death with the mace, they can't get up or take 2d8 thunder damage, and this was how we cheesed the BBEG

@shadowslam947

3 жыл бұрын

*say it anyway*

@skookyskellingtons

3 жыл бұрын

We are using 「3.5 RULES」 DISENGAGE CAN ONLY NEGATE 5FT OF AOO!

@XPtoLevel3

3 жыл бұрын

NO

@bukler3934

3 жыл бұрын

@@holykonchu7250 always take inspiration from the players to make strong enemies

Double the speed, double the actions. Two Fireballs for the price of one! (Disclaimer: Does not increase your number of spell slots. G-Fuel sold separately.)

@goldengaruda8935

3 жыл бұрын

No spells with your second action you cheating wizard.

@MonkeyJedi99

3 жыл бұрын

I read that at double speed, for reasons.

@ForciblySquished

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for you in the comments

@goolabbolshevish1t651

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldengaruda8935 why I like the mystic theruge prestige class from pathfinder 1e. The capstone is casting a spell from your arcane class and your divine class with a single action. Combine with a divinity that gives fire or light domain and you get double fireball.

@D3athstreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldengaruda8935 technically if you cast from a scroll, you're Using an Object if i remember right. Two fireballs for the price of one.

"Banos, with his mighty Infinity Hammer." "Infinity Hammer?" "Yeah, it's a Ban Hammer."

@guyvingelli9046

3 жыл бұрын

“🅱️ou 🅱️hould 🅱️ave 🅱️one 🅱️or 🅱️he 🅱️ead.” “🅱️o!”

@pbyfortress

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyvingelli9046 "god had a fucking stroke and died trying to read this".

@guyvingelli9046

3 жыл бұрын

PbyFortress “quote by Morgan Freeman”

@sr.lontra

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyvingelli9046 I was expecting 🅱️hanos, 🅱️ut that was way 🅱️etter (or worst idk)

@jonahjohnwayne

3 жыл бұрын

I need to put that into my game!

Level 30 Wizard, no wonder he is so overpowered. He BROKE THE VERY RESTRAINTS OF 5TH EDITION.

@lamplighter922

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean level 69 wizard he is a fireball at this point

@xaviersimas6059

3 жыл бұрын

Well there are "epic levels" in d&d which is going past lv20.

@tiberseptim8434

3 жыл бұрын

Tj Rivera „let me guess, you cast fireball?“ „No. I AM Fireball“

@somesatisfaction

3 жыл бұрын

You don't become a true wizard till level 50, when you finally master prestidigitation.

@pleasantvegetable

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaviersimas6059 not in fifth edition there isn't

If it took him minutes to find the person, haste would end and he'd be stunned for a round.

@Guille2033

3 жыл бұрын

@Avardent cc yes, and it took him minutes to find the merchant so Haste would've ran out

@zepaduse97

3 жыл бұрын

He kept casting it with his infinite spell slots

@corymoon2439

3 жыл бұрын

6 seconds of downtime for 1 minute of haste, and unlimited spell slots. I'd say he wins it out in the end comparatively to moving normally.

@XPtoLevel3

3 жыл бұрын

That’s when he used all his spell slots obviously

@KFblade13373

3 жыл бұрын

@@XPtoLevel3 in that case, how did he get out into the jungle and through the traps??!?!1 I demand accountability!

"You have freed me from this hell." is probably the best quote so far.

@roberthohman4637

2 жыл бұрын

What all DMs that keep being made DM by their group understand XD

It’s over Banos, I have haste

@cephalonia5001

3 жыл бұрын

You underestimate my SPEED

@giantdad9481

3 жыл бұрын

@@cephalonia5001 No Banos, don’t try it!

@cephalonia5001

3 жыл бұрын

@@giantdad9481 AHHHHHH!

@kingcolyx3671

3 жыл бұрын

Like Giantdads weren't strong enough

@giantdad9481

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingcolyx3671 As a true giantdad I would never use spells, or dex

When you’re one of two party wizards that just cast haste+enlarge on the paladin to unleash Smitezilla each fight :)

@TH3MIN3R3000

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, that sounds epic

@goolabbolshevish1t651

3 жыл бұрын

@@TH3MIN3R3000 is especially epic in 3.5 with the permanence spell. Makes a magic effect on the target person or object permanent. Can get hilarious when combined with enlarge person/object and other effects.

@Jaco_Vorn

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget bull's strength, mage armor, bear's endurance or eagle's splendor. Smitezilla indeed.

@tmdiz4579

3 жыл бұрын

Enlarge is so bad.

@tanith117

3 жыл бұрын

@@tmdiz4579 Compared to the 3.5 version, Agreed, My brothers Cleric used it all the time for the bonuses to damage. And then 5th editions main use is apparently shrinking doors.

I lost it at Banos and his Infinity Hammer xD

@krunk485

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

Y'know what's faster than a character with Haste? A Fireball.

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

What do you call a speedster with diarrhea? Hasty pudding.

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

Except for a dashing Tabaxi shadow monk with 400ft movement speed.

@ozylocz4078

Жыл бұрын

Not really, haste allows you to take the 2nd action immediately. So you just fireball after haste and you still have the extra ac, advantage to saving throws and movement.

@JellyGeneralShorts

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes a true wizard

you fools, i am too fast, you cannot stop me, never a chance, you lose

@aesthetictea5875

3 жыл бұрын

ggs first comment

I cast haste i am here early now

@guyvingelli9046

3 жыл бұрын

But now you can’t take the disengage action this turn so you have to stay and watch the video if you don’t want attacks of opportunity.

@dragoany9803

3 жыл бұрын

Like the great Gwan'delf said "A wizerd is never late, he haste prislysly when he imtend to" (Gwan'delf is a goblin)

@josephthomas8714

3 жыл бұрын

The video is 2 hours old but your comment is 3 hours old O_O

@lamplighter922

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephthomas8714 because I cast haste every second of my life

@LaHexey

3 жыл бұрын

At least the Wizard didn't cast FireBall

"Yes, with the power of haste, and of Sonic, his hammer turns into rings which you then take" is so perfect that you can use it to answer any questions your players ask.

Yanno, once upon a time, haste used to age the character it was used on with every use.

@CasaiAgicap

3 жыл бұрын

In 3.5 you could cast it on your whole party and it was basically one of the best buffs in the game

@debreczeniarpad9956

3 жыл бұрын

@@CasaiAgicap in 5e, it still is

@roar104

3 жыл бұрын

@@debreczeniarpad9956 just take slow. Way more useful

@oOPPHOo

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting. Seems kind of needless though since haste at most doubles time for you. Realistically, you should age double as fast while under the haste spell but you rarely have haste up for more than maybe 30-42 seconds at a time. Lets imagine you cast it an average of 5 times per day for its full duration (that's a LOT by the way). That's a little more than 6 days off your life span. Keep it up for 10 years and it's two months. I might honestly add that to my games since it will rarely matter, but the mere knowledge that it IS making you older is fun nonetheless.

@TH3MIN3R3000

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Gfuel: Hey, would you do a sponsored video for us? Jacob: *pulls out wizard beard* Say no more.

@blankflank3488

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob: "I put on my robe and wizard hat." GFuel: "wait NO-"

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

G-Fuel: Would you sponsor us, Jacob? Wizard: Who is this "Jacob"? THERE IS ONLY WIZARD. G-Fuel: This is getting out of hand. _Now there are two of them!_ Grim Hollow: We should not have made this bargain.

@CyberJellos

2 жыл бұрын

@@commandercaptain4664 BigDickWizard6969: I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.

The DM was really enthusiastic when bigdickwizard drank the performance energy limited edition sonic the Hedgehog peach ring g-fuel

@AstraIVagabond

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he said it was petri-flavoured-

“You have freed me from this world” that was funny

@drefk1973

3 жыл бұрын

Especially because he didn't say that... He said, " You have freed me from this hell". If you're going to quote someone, do it right.

@nairocamilo

3 жыл бұрын

The monotone delivery was masterful

I'm going to wait for the episode where a cleric casts "Antimagic Field" out of spite.

He’s a level 30 wizard. Okay.

you could say, he escaped from that city!

@CasaiAgicap

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't stick around, had to keep moving on.

@francescolombardi3438

3 жыл бұрын

he must keep on moving ahead

@friendoftheoyster3906

3 жыл бұрын

he has no time for guessing, he'll follow his plan instead

The thumbnail alone got me laughing.

Haste suffers the same problem as a fireball, it's overshadows every other spell

@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a mobility feat rogue receiveing haste

@johnnaylor7031

3 жыл бұрын

@@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx *Wizard:* I cast Haste on the Tabaxi Rogue who took the Mobility feat and has Boots of Speed! *DM:*

@avianascent

3 жыл бұрын

John Naylor tabaxi is now in a different campaign entirely. they clipped through the wall and into your friends other campaign

@Shouziroku

3 жыл бұрын

@@avianascent Tabaxi fucked up the space-time continuum and is now his own grandfather.

@nairocamilo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shouziroku Dungeons & Dragons: DARK Supplement

the only problem being faster than light is that you live in darkness

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@guyvingelli9046

3 жыл бұрын

-Stephen Hawking

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

-- Dark Flash

@jaysefgames1155

3 жыл бұрын

Putin cone says anyone's dreams can come true

@sagniksarkar2471

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in darkvision*

I've seen only 3 of your videos thus far, but I know I'm going to love each and every one of them.

@InternetMadnez

3 жыл бұрын

You know what i'm about to do...

@InternetMadnez

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna take a +2 dext

@funnyvideoguy3216

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen dnd but everyone is 12?

@SXR123_YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@funnyvideoguy3216 I think so, can't remember now though

Haste... posted fifty four seconds ago. That’s fast.

2:48 *This Character Sheet looks very balanced*

@TH3MIN3R3000

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm... Let's see... Ah, yes, level 30 wizard with 20's in Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma, and a 30 in Intelligence. This isn't OP at all. Nope nope nope. Definitely not. Nope, not at all.

@KIDERIX

3 жыл бұрын

As all things should be.

@madmonk3290

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that 30th level...

@loganricard8713

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, I didn't even notice at first

@supernovavoidking6169

3 жыл бұрын

bro your username is breaking my computer

"You're really determined to cast haste in this session aren't you?" "-Yp"

"You find him in minutes." Haste lasts one minute. Spell's done.

“Yes, with the power of haste and sonic, Banos’s hammer turns into rings which you then take” Why is this so funny to me?😆

Tabaxi going at twice the light speed: my powers are beyond your imagination

@rudymartin8583

Жыл бұрын

Did the math, a tabaxi with haste can move 360ft in one turn. That's over 40 miles per hour (65kmph for y'all metric users). Fast as fuccc boiiiiiii

Calling it right now: When Wizard goes for power, he gets stunned and that's where the video ends

Last time i was this early was.....never. Thank you Haste! *Haste is a subsidiary of wizco industries*

Dang, I must have cast haste to get here so fast....

The power of g fuel

"You have freed me from this hell" has become my favorite ending line to any video

This video can only be watched in 2x speed to truly understand its glory

@TH3MIN3R3000

3 жыл бұрын

I have been enlightened to the speed of light. Thank you kind sir for your knowledge of haste.

@MonkeyJedi99

3 жыл бұрын

Wentbackandwatchedthisat2xspeeditwasgloriousandquicklikechipmunksoncrank!

@chriscliff583

3 жыл бұрын

TH3 MIN3R 3000 also haste can theoretically be used to lock down enemies by casting it on them and then ending concentration as a free action, if u want more knowledge of haste

Not pictured: the DM stocking up the crash turns for when Haste runs out so that after Wizard finally can't cast Haste anymore, he effectively goes comatose

"Name: Wizard" "Level 30 Wizard" That explains all those spell slots...

As a sorcerer I discovered that I could twin spell Haste, I had levels in fighter, and cast it on myself and our fighter, so we were basically two blurs cutting apart a crowd of enemies while the cleric was concentrating on healing the very wounded monk, and the monk was focusing on not dying.

Ban-os? I love it. Also the Chult setting hits hard. I'm almost done with ToA and I'm excited for a change of scenery lol

Animated Spellbook: “You can’t defeat me!” “I know, but he can.” *XP to Level 3*

Runesmith: "A tabaxi monk...."

And the wizard returns

3:38 You can see the exact moment he dies inside

This is why you give your Banos counterspell and dispel magic.

@jacobjensen7704

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad it was Banos and not Thanos.

4:23 he looks so done with it you turn his hammer into rings and then take them also wouldnt he need 6s of stopping after every minute of haste?

I love these videos sooooo much, it is indescribable.

Haste is probably one of my favorite spells, I used it a ton on my sorcerer. Twinned Haste on the monk and two-hander paladin was amazing early on in the campaign. Also, a monk with haste and greater invisibility cast on him was some of the funniest D&D moments I've had lol

Wow this wizard is so fast how did he do that

I have haste of clicking

Wow, they sound so excited to do this ad!

Tip: Wearing red wizard robes with flame decals and racing stripes makes you go faster

@stevenseufert2520

2 жыл бұрын

Oh.

@AllyOJustice

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong kind of Ork buddy.

Fam this went up literally the second I got done with class

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fast

@mrunknown138

3 жыл бұрын

Same here bro

@guyvingelli9046

3 жыл бұрын

That is totes biznasty my radical dudebro.

@theonewhoisminecraft

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@leafeonlink5751

3 жыл бұрын

Same

At least he managed to not pour it in his eyes this time.

"Every street corner you turn to, there is an assassin." *Hides in a bathhouse* "As you do, rising out of the waters is an assassin, and he begins to tell you... of the troubles in felrune."

Haste

I love that in each and every video, you can feel the friendship haha Been subbed for a little over a year now. Love the content. Keep doing what makes you happy!

The wizard’s alignment is chaotic G-Fuel

Haste in 3rd edition (not 3.5). Coupled with the really broken Timestop at 9th level. Basically broke the game. Because haste allowed you to caste extra spells from the extra action. And timestop gave you 2-5 rounds to do what you wanted. With the right combo, you can suddenly loop together several spells in one round. With some real cheep cheese, you can unload all of your spells in one round. So whenever I see haste, I see the face of my DM when I unloaded all of the fireballs to destroy an army in six seconds.

@MattDawgGaming

9 ай бұрын

Aren’t you only allowed to cast one leveled spell per turn?

"The problem with being faster than light is that you always have to live in the shadows."

Lol the close ups on the face.... kill me. Actually hilarious comedy skit. Well done guys.

he is speed

I can’t wait for level 9. I get haste. Vengeance Paladin for the win.

@AllyOJustice

2 жыл бұрын

An angry crusader that can move twice the speed of light? Did you just brutalize everything your DM threw at you?

So I think it's time to ask the question... does the wizard have spells in real life? Or is them playing D&D actually part of a D&D Champaign!?

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

Both

I love how hard Colton is trying not to laugh as he says "banhammer"

Leave it to the wizard to use the spell hast in the most unconventional way

lmao can’t even say Banos with a straight face

Watch this video at 2x speed for the full immersive experience

@MonkeyJedi99

3 жыл бұрын

ohmygodthechipminksareusingamphetamines!

4:00 *rolls dice* "Fffffffseventeen" Most real part of the whole video

they realy cant stay in character, cracking almost every time a smile

I feel attacked everytime i see the wizard despite me never playing dnd and me wanting to be a palidin

I wanna see the wizard, not be a wizard for one session. I don’t know what class but maybe sorcerer or warlock.

@WildBluntHickok

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see him roleplaying a bard sarcastically, making fun of every Bard trope he can think of. And of course pointing out the lack of fireball.

1:45 ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

next game: wizard: *does all the same things* dm: the ban hammer has an antimagic field wizard:

That’s some speedy editing.

Man. Yall are all too fast to be first for me.

HAHAHAHAHA these commercials mid video are so well integrated, thats awesome

The point where a DM says "Nooooo." is honestly just so relatable

i cast haste then comment on the video.

I used haste to comment first

"It's Banos With His Infinity Banhammer" I'm going to find a way to use that on every server that I ever run no matter what the game is if someone is being a problem.

And then every level of exhaustion kicks in at once

I guess you could say I used haste to get here this early.

1:53 In other words: Nigerundayo! Smokey!

These are literally the most elaborate ads ever, but also amazing videos :3

I love these so much

His eyes are just void of life from a constant bombardment of fireballs, dispels and now haste.

Fly, you fool! Fly!

"I ritual cast haste at level 9" That's not how it works *Becomes pure speed*

No one: Absolutely no one: Wizard and Creedence Clearwater Revival: *BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE*

This was my favourite of all the XP to Level 3

Thank you, now i have some campaingns to speedrun

Wizard: gotta go fast. To cast fireball.

The Mighty Banos and his Infinity Hammer 🤣

I enjoyed the nuance of the DM getting slower as the Wizard got hastier ;)

Bro this shit is hilarious, keep up the good work!

I like how when the DM said just don't spoil it tomorrow for everybody Jacob's staring at him like I'm telling everybody everything

The wizard shapeshifts into a tabaxi for a feature that doubles speed, and takes 2 levels in rogue for cunning action. Speed.