Thank you to ColeyDoesThings for joining me! Be sure to go check out her channel and watch PART 2 of our Genshin Would You Rather collab here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZ9pptCkeLrKgag.html

@Imarigeverythingforyou

2 жыл бұрын

Could you do a danganronpa ranking with coley?

@ThatChelseaman_

2 жыл бұрын

i love child

I'd pick ninguang as a sister because then I could date Childe

@Koomaxx

2 жыл бұрын

that is a valid answer

@mostannoyingscaramain

2 жыл бұрын

I'd take Childe as a brother so I could date Ningguang.

@Orangeorange8804

2 жыл бұрын

@@mostannoyingscaramain same, she's so pretty.

@mostannoyingscaramain

2 жыл бұрын

@@Orangeorange8804 ikr like 🛐🛐

@Meimoons

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

hear me out- hu tao would honestly be a fun boss, and at the wangsheng funeral parlor you have geo daddy aka *ZHONGLI*

@aarushigiri8216

2 жыл бұрын

GEO CEO , Mr . Zhongli

@Remiyoo_.

2 жыл бұрын

Geo of geo

@SlayerOmair

2 жыл бұрын

And also you only have work when someone dies, so there's time to spend with Qiqi too.

@tuskinekinase

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! You got to work for Hu Tao AND listen to Zhongli spew out a whole audiobook every now and then, what a job benefit

@hellod9577

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, cause as you would defeat her she would get more powerful

"Make out with Kaeya-" Me: Yes. "Or with Thoma-" Me: WAIT, YES.

@kyliesmith9199

2 жыл бұрын

I had a crisis tryna choose LMFAO

@r_ubyy

2 жыл бұрын

Like how bout both?

@kyliesmith9199

2 жыл бұрын

@@r_ubyy Honestlyyy

@PrinceMeNb1

2 жыл бұрын

So which one do you pick? Me: YES!

The Thoma Kaeya one was hard. They have a point, Kaeya probably would be a good kisser, but Thoma would probably be more loyal.

@zhongli0388

2 жыл бұрын

kaeya would be more loyal than thoma, since he still remembers diluc, and he'll make you feel special, since no one trust him and he wants to feel lovable

@estercircova3005

2 жыл бұрын

bro why is kaeya so misunderstood? Like yes he lied to diluc for years but he had his reasons and he definitely didn't enjoy doing it since it's often mentioned how guilty he feels. If anything it's said that he can't be really close with anyone bcs of his "mission" and all of his secrets. If he didn't have to deal with those things I'm sure he'd be very loyal but he's in a state where he's just not able to get truly close to someone

@madeliefynana

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it does seem like Thoma goes on more dates since he likes to bargain so much and offered to go on a date if the price gets lowered. But honestly, Kaeya is a pretty good person... sometimes, Kaeya still cares somewhat about Diluc even after their falling out. The only thing that makes Kaeya a more difficult character to choose is just because he's from Khaenri'ah. He's suppose to restore his nation but has come to love Mondstadt, not knowing which side to pick.

@evaeart_

2 жыл бұрын

Thoma, because Kaeya wouldn't even like me. After all, I don't like alcohol and I love juice.

@urotakufujoshi9331

Жыл бұрын

@@evaeart_ actually if you raise your friendship with kaeya...his charecter story...it actually says kaeya is very lonely...understandably so because hes been abandoned like 3x already

1:09 I LOVE UR IMPRESSION OF RAZOR 💀

@Koomaxx

2 жыл бұрын

CHIKIN NUGGET

@ri____h3nr628

Жыл бұрын

​@@KoomaxxWhat did you just say?

I'm totally gonna play along- 1) I'd pick Childe any day as my sibling. He's seriously caring towards his family and honestly, I totally need that ;; 2) Hhh this is hard. In all. Honestly, I'd like to pick both, but since that's not an option... I'd probably have to go with Razor. I'd love to travel with Bennett, too, but the only real deciding factor here is that Razor's been apart of my team since the very beginning. 3) Albedo. Albedo. Albedo. I'd love to go out with Beidou but I get sea sick,,, also drawing with Albedo is a nice idea. 4) Shit. I'd rather go with Lisa, too. Baal would definitely kill me. 5) THOMA. Thoma. Pls. Kaeya seems like the type to kiss and then judge me but Thoma's a sweetheart. 6) Mondstat hashbrowns. No reason, really. 7) Venti would make it interesting. Rosaria is pretty intimidating and I'd feel awkward. 8) A mountain. Falling off a mountain can be saved, at least, depending on where you're climbing. 9) Baizhu- I'd love to pat Qiqi on the head.

@mmm-ei3yi

2 жыл бұрын

ayo! yes childe for the win

@kyliesmith9199

2 жыл бұрын

YESSS CHILDEE! Idk, but I thought of Ning as the really mean sister- s m h

@hopscotch1049

2 жыл бұрын

@@zhongli0388 He's just misunderstood I- I'm not trying to paint him in a bad way djakdiso just that I'm pretty sure he'd judge me

@johnl163

7 ай бұрын

Let's go RAZOR!

I chose Kaeya without hearing other option lol. I think having any interaction with Kaeya would be more thrilling for me than anything else.

@kiimpchi9192

2 жыл бұрын

omg YES

@mya1256

7 ай бұрын

Same here, been in love with kaeya since January 1st, 2021

3:08 This my thoughts on the question. If you choose Kaeya, you're probably a sub and have a praise-degration kink, whereas Thoma, you're probably a dom since he seems so respectful and would ask for your permission to touch you first. And for some reason I also like to think Thoma is touch-starved and sensitive

@CarlottaStudios

2 жыл бұрын

As a Kaeya simp, lemme just say that you are 1000% correct!

@franbowstherapycenter9319

2 жыл бұрын

@@CarlottaStudios good to know 😂😅

@ffxfgxsfxxxg2419

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I’m more of a sadistic switch and I like Kaeya

@terrencekamisato3854

2 жыл бұрын

LOL true franboo

@eccentric_creampuff4983

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but consider this Counter argument for kaeya choosers; brat tamers exist

YOUR IMPRESSION OF RAZOR MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I ALMOST SUFFOCATED ON MY WATER 😭😭🤚 this was so fun to watch, thanks 😊❤

@ohail

2 жыл бұрын

FRRRR

@kalennahtonner4167

2 жыл бұрын

I literally spat out my water 💀😂

these are always fun, and coley's cool!

@heartz_11

2 жыл бұрын

Kooley and Koolmax

@SkullivanBones

2 жыл бұрын

@@heartz_11 💯

@baronbestie5886

2 жыл бұрын

I was the 1k like :D

As Kaeya main who also simps for Thoma I had to stop and yell internally into the ceiling, then proceed without answering.

@patricelegbanon6224

Жыл бұрын

I know right.I love both of them 😢😢😢

Let's see: 1: Tartaglia vs Ningguang as a sibling. I agree, Ajax would be able to make time, even (especially) if it involved killing a guy to do it. I also feel like he'd be up to teach you skills or learn new things to hang out, but Ningguang would be way too busy most of the time to do anything not related to business. Besides, if Ajax were my brother he could probably teach me how to fight, which would be cool. 2: Bennett vs Razor. If it is a one on one, I have to go with Razor. If we are in a group or if I can plan the itinerary, I feel like I'd be able to handle bad-luck Benny's bad luck. As much as he is best boy, his bad luck would make him hard to interact with for a whole day while Razor would probably be pretty chill with just eating and hanging out somewhere. 3: Albedo drawing me or Beidou's ship for a weekend... as someone who already lives on an island, I have no interest in boating. I wouldn't have to worry about the seasickness, but the fact that I be stuck there all weekend is a drag. I'm sure it could be fun, but as an introvert I'd be over it pretty quick. Albedo drawing me like a French girl (as a dude, I hope I get to keep my clothes on) is at least done in a few minutes with how quick he is and I can be on my way. I'd probably love hanging out with Beidou and the Alcor crew, but only for a few minutes at a time and defenitely not for a weekend. 4: Lisa vs Raiden Shogun. Yeah, no, I take the late library book. We got to see her collecting them and if you can hand it in quick enough she let's you off with a warning anyway. Even if she zaps you, you get to live and make an almost full recovery. Ei or the Shogun does it, I am a smaller pile of ash than Signora. 5: Make out with Thoma or Kaeya. Again, as a hetero dude, neither sounds appealing. But Kaeya. Thoma seems like the kind of guy who probably hasn't had time to date and you know Kaeya has had a few drunken one night stands. I feel like he at least knows what he's doing and could probably teach me a thing or two. 6: Jade parcels, sweet madame, hash browns or almond tofu... I don't like almonds or hash browns, never had jade parcels or dim sum so I can't say about that, but that sweet madame is chicken and I do love me some chicken... 7: Venti or Rosaria. Def Venti. I don't care for drinking and Venti could at least keep me entertained with some songs. Who knows, maybe I could teach him a few from our world. I have thought for a while he'd appreciate Lifelight (the theme from Smash Bros Ultimate). 8: in game, drowning. At least you go back to where you were and don't the character doesn't actually have to be dead afterward. 9: Wangshen vs Bubu. I choose Bubu. It seems like it'd mostly be paperwork, which I can handle. A funeral parlor would be morbid, especially if I end up in the embalming room. Even if it isn't, I would feel so awkward around all the families during their funeral.

@mmm-ei3yi

2 жыл бұрын

1. childe 2. can’t decide, let’s go w/ benny though cause i feel bad that he’s lowkey alone cause of bad luck 3. beidou and her ship, sounds fun, i would love to chill w/ albedo though 4. ei, lisa’s fun but ei 5. thoma 6. no idea honestly 7. rosaria seems like she’d be chill once you get to know her. rosaria, venti would be fun though 8. drowning, defo drowning is way better 9. pretty hard to choose, wangsheng would be nice imo, but bubu seems pretty chill too. no idea tbh

@jadebayoba7073

2 жыл бұрын

Kaeya doing ONS makes me sick, and it makes me want to vomit

@nacitalatincirli793

2 жыл бұрын

drowning is MUCH worse than fall dmg tho, you don’t get to keep your bursts for the entire party! with fall dmg you can simply revive and continue

Here's my logic for this one (4:13) I would pick option 3, because if you think about it, despite it looking like a game limitation, the fact that every. Single. One. Of the birds you kill, you can also eat, MUST mean something. There are SO many ways you can prepare this dish with so many different fowls that I'm just way too curious to find out what all that meat would taste like

@blankuser987

2 жыл бұрын

xiangling definitely wrote this comment

1- i would 100% go with tartaglia, he got the moni, is someone who REALLY cares about family and ningguang probably would not have enough time for anything and.... i would need to deal with politics of liyue at some point too 2- i would most likely die if i go out adventuring with bennett, so wolf boy it is 3- beidou. no reason at all. that's it. would be fun. 4- baal would give me a quick death, lisa on the other hand..... i'm not really sure 5- love me thoma you absolute unit of a househusband 6- i will never betray sweet madames 7- rosaria would kill me at some point, venti would just be a menace to be around drunk.... sounds fun to me 8-falling from mountain.... drowning is just pure suffering 9- bubu pharmacy, i would be qiqi's best frien. those were my semi-worthless choices, bye.

@aili_not_ally

2 жыл бұрын

I say 1 - TARTAGALICIOUS DEF- 2 - Razor just seems like he's a better adventuring companion for some goddamn reason so I'll go with thim. 3 - Albedo. I don't give into peer pressure often, but if Beidou was holding a bottle of wine in my face, she would not take 'I don't drink' for an answer. 4 - Lisa. Because I am just as good with sweet words as she is. So I'm not worried. 5 - Neither. Kaeya's my big brother and Thoma's my son. 6 - Almond Tofu. Gotta love Xiao's customs. 7 - Venti. I wanna bond with him. 8 - I DON'T CARE I'M NOT PICKY 9 - Hu Tao. She and I would be chaotically vibin all day long

Ningguang would assistante you to steal your life insurance

@Koomaxx

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Actually... This is Albedos last chat option in the teapot 😊 and he specifically asks if he can treat you to some dessert after drawing session 🥺💜💜💜

I'll play along 1. Childe. He is an absolute family man and seems to give awesome gifts. Ningguang is way to focused on work to hang out. 2. Razor. I do feel bad for Bennett, but I love Razor too much to not pick him. 3. Albedo. I've started developing car sickness, so I don't want to imagine how seasick I'd get. Plus, I know he'd make me look good. 4. Lisa. She's much more forgiving, and you can't return a library book if you're dead. 5. Thoma, but moreso because I'm suspicious of Kaeya. 6. Hash browns. Almost picked Sweet Madame, but I really like fried food. 7. Rosaria. I feel like Venti would make me pay for his drinks. Also, I think she'd relax after a few drinks. 8. Falling. At least it's quick. 9. Wangshen. Death doesn't disturb me, I get to work with Zhongli, and I don't have to walk up the hundreds of stairs to the pharmacy every day.

@zhongli1139

2 жыл бұрын

im in the car right now, playing genshin 😧

@heatherdekerf8806

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like if you were in a relationship with Kaeya he would cheat on you 100%.

@zhongli0388

2 жыл бұрын

@@heatherdekerf8806 this is really not true, y'all need to read his character and voice lines more, stop seeing him as flirty or player lol

2:45 “As much as she would yell at you, she would get past it eventually…” Oh hell no. Lisa would never forget someone who forgot to return their book…

Okay here's my take: 1) Childe for sure. He's so caring towards his family and I want in 2) Razor. I also tend to be a little clumsy and I feel like me and Bennett would probably be kind of a recipe for disaster 3) Albedo, because I vibe with him. I love Beidou, but a whole weekend with her on a ship where I can't really get quiet time sounds exhausting 4) The Raiden Shogun. At least with her, I know I'd be garantueed a quick death. Lisa on the other hand is a sadistic bitch (lovingly) and I would prefer not to suffer 5) No thanks

@crayonz6760

2 жыл бұрын

"5. No thanks"...? Man i was having a crises there 😭

1: Childe, the guys a family man who he cares for, Nigguang i feel would be too busy all the time 2: Always liked Razor over Bennett, maybe it's because I'm a nature freak but eh, Razor 3: Beidou, i LOVE the ocean, the aquatic life, the smell of saltwater, just the FEEL of it ya know? 4: Since this isn't Ei, yea Lisa, don't really need to explain myself 5: this one is hard, Thoma is such a sweetheart, and good boi in general but i feel like he'd be super awkward, Kaeya on the other hand seems like the kinda guy to immediately hit it off, then start railing me in Diluc's tavern much to the dismay of Diluc's, sorry Thoma, but I'm a sub, Kaeya wins 6: sweet madam, purely because it has the most food 7: day drinking with Venti, we'd be able to piss off Diluc more 8: Mountain, i guess 9: Work for Hu tao, easily, I'm not easily disgusted, but the main attraction is Zhongli, I'd listen to his stories until i fall asleep

1: Ningguang. I don't know about everyone else, but I think having a brother who's secretly a member of some shady organization and also tried to destroy a city... It would put some real strain on my family, no matter how much of a family man he is. 2: As much as I love them both, Razor was my first main and I'm definitely picking him. Besides, I might get to hang out with wolves. 3: Beidou's ship sounds pretty cool. Being drawn by Albedo would be nice and all, but going on the Allot would be the experience of a lifetime. 4: Lisa, she's a little less likely to kill me. 5: I'd rather not make out with a guy, period. If I had to choose, though, I'd go Thoma because I trust him more. 6: Almond tofu, I guess, although I'm not really sure of what half the dishes would actually taste like. 7: I honestly don't think I'd be able to get along with either of them. However, Rosaria doesn't get drunk, while Venti would probably also not get drunk (I don't think he even can, as am archon) but buy a ton of drinks and leave me to pay for them. 8: Falling sounds like a shorter and less scary death, but if this is in-game I'll drown because you get revived back where you left off. 9: I don't have the stomach for dealing with sick people and medicines. I'll work for Hu Tao and just try to avoid the dead bodies.

Questions for those playing along: 1. Would you rather have Tartaglia as a brother or Ningguang as a sister? 2. Would you rather go adventuring with Bennett or Razor? 3. Would you rather have Albedo draw you like one of his French girls or go out to sea for the weekend with Beidou on her ship? 4. Would you rather "forget" to return your library books and face the wrath of Lisa or get zip zapped by Baal? 5. Would you rather make out with Kaeya or Thoma? 6. Would you rather eat Jade Parcels, Mondstat Hash Browns, a Sweet Madame, or Almond Tofu? 7. Would you rather go day drinking with Venti or Rosaria? 8. While playing the game would you rather die from drowning or falling off a mountain you're climbing? 9. Would you rather work for Hu Tao at the funeral parlor or Baizhu at Bubu Pharmacy?

Playing along: 1) Childe, no question. He genuinely loves his family and would risk his life for them, not to mention how playful he is with Teucer. Even if he doesn't make time for me, he'd do his best to help out. 2) I'm indifferent - Bennett, maybe? 3) Albedo since I'm a very artsy person, and maybe he'll actually teach me how to draw. 4) I feel like Baal would murder me literally, while Lisa will only murder me figuratively. And hhhh, maybe Lisa will cut me slack because I'm a bibliophile. 5) Thoma! He's adorable and a sweetheart, and I just want to give him a hug. Kaeya feels like the pretty boy you'd admire on the street but wouldn't want to associate with intimately. 6) Almond tofu. I'd love to try it, but hash browns is a second. 7) Venti because I want to live. Rosaria might be a bit of a nightmare for me, while Venti is complete chaos. 8) Fall of a mountain. At least your last moments are filled with adrenaline and not water choking your lungs? 9) Baizhu because Qiqi, no other reason. :)

1- Tartaglia for sure, he's such a caring brother. he kind of reminds me of my own brother 2- razor, I've mained him since i first got him in 1.2 3- beidou, being with albedo sounds so boring. im not too interested in boating/water as i live on the coast but beidou is so hot and i would love to talk to her 4-Lisa, no explanation tbh, i don't rlly like lisa or shogun tho 5- Kaeya. i don't see the appeal to thoma. his shoes look like those 2010 knee-high converse and its revolting. ik i wouldn't be "special" for kaeya but he'd still make you feel special, yk? 6- almond tofu, but only if i get to eat with xiao. xiao was my first exclusive 5-star and i saved and pre-farmed for him for 2 months and ended up getting c1 he just means. so much to me 7- venti. my favorite archon and the reason i started playing the game in 1.0. i love him and we're both highkey chaotic so i think we'd get along perfectly 8- mountain. dying due to drowning fills me with such immense rage i cant explain 9- bubu, i love baizhu and qiqi~ i think i'd go insane having to listen to hu tao or listening to zhongli rambling about osmanthus wine for 8 hours a day

@zhongli0388

2 жыл бұрын

he'll make you special, don't care about what people say, plus kaeya will be more loyal than thoma, thoma is nice with everyone, he's malewife, while kaeya, if he loved you, you'll be special, since he's lonely

@atsuukorin8036

Жыл бұрын

@@zhongli0388 just bcuz he's lonely doesn't make others who don't will treat u any less special yk so I'll say both will make u feel special

I'm bored so why not join in and write paragraphs in a KZread comment section 1) Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax/man with many names definitely. I can picture him as that one big brother who's chaotic yet caring. As someone who grew up as an only child, I want to experience having someone who's close to me who can match my energy most of the time. He seems to be family oriented based on his lore and I love him for that. As for Ningguang, she's cool but I don't think I'd even be close to her. 2) Razor. As much as I like Bennett and his overally personality, I'm gonna be honest and say I don't want his badluck to rub up on me. My luck is pretty bad enough considering how everything went this year, and I don't want to make it worse... 3) Albedo drawing me as one of his french girls for sure. I'm not much of a person who likes to travel nor ride ships due to the fact I can easily get dizzy. If I was given the opportunity to have someone draw me for free, I'd take it. Lastly, I have high interests in arts (and Albedo) and I'm a very patient person. 4) Lisa 100%. If it's a one time thing, then sure since she lets people off who doesn't return the books on their specific date with a warning anyways, if it's the first time that is. As for Raiden, definitely no, I may have a death wish but don't wanna die by being zap by lightning. 5) Kaeya, no further explantions needed. My answer is Kaeya, my reason is Kaeya, and my final conclusion is Kaeya. 6) Between Almond Tofu and Sweet Madame. I have a sweet tooth and I'm down for chicken anytime. Plus, I don't really like vegetables, and I haven't tasted hash browns yet so I can't really make a comment about that. 7) Venti, easily. I'm not much of a talker and more of a listener, and Venti seems to be the "talker" type. In addition, I feel like I'd vibe with him more than Rosaria. If I were to pick Rosaria, it would be awkward between us considering she doesn't talk much and neither do I so... 8) If it's in game, then drowning, I don't know why I picked that option though. If it's real life, then falling to my death seems more pleasant since it's a quick death. It might traumatize whoever finds my body though but not my problem, I'd be vibing in the after life. 9) I'd want to work for Hu Tao but handling dead bodies is NOT the work I want to do. So for me, Baizhu since I aspire to work in a medical field someday anyways.

I would work with hu Tao because 1.I love creepy stuff and 2. Zhongli is the bonus 😌✨

Childe is the type of guy who would play smash with you, lose the first two rounds, then pick the character you beat him with then mop the floor with you

Late, but might as well play along 1. Definitely Childe. Love him or hate him, we've seen first-hand that he's an amazing big bro. Ningguang would probably bully you 2. Sorry Benny, but I have to go with Razor. I could NOT deal with getting struck by lightning every 5 minutes or something 3. Albedo, no contest. 4. Lisa, she'd probably forgive me (or at least not kill me) 5. Thoma, I feel like his kisses would be sweet☺ 6. Sweet Madame, I love me some good meat. 7. Rosaria, she'd probably stop me before I took more than I can handle. 8. Drowning. It resets you instead of actually killing the character, so I don't need to waste a revive. 9. Huh, that's pretty hard, but I think I'd go with Wangsheng. I feel like it'd be easier to hold a conversation with Hu Tao rather than Qiqi.

@mostannoyingscaramain

2 жыл бұрын

You could revive at the statue tho 💀💀

Oooou been waiting for another one of these!!

They forgot that you get Zhongli as the Funeral Parlor Consultant. I could listen to him talk about history for days. Though I would be very interested in learning more about Baizhu.

you mean, "drawn like one of his fontainian women" rightttt ;)))

1. Childe 2. Benny 3. (Al)Bedo but he has to draw me as a cat 4. Lisa.. she'd probably know I didn't mean anything bad by it 5. No making out, just wanna give Kaeya cuddles 6. HASH BROWNS 7. I'd just be going to watch Venti and watch him get drunk as I sip on apple juice :> 8. Mountain 9. Snake man. I just wanna run around doing random tasks and collecting things, it sounds so much fun

For the last question I’d go for the funeral parlor. You could be a consultant like Zhongli PLUS you’d have two really cool coworkers so it’d be a win win. No seeing bodies as a consultant and working with two very cool people

My personal answers because why not: 1) Our favorite Snezhnayan boi(of course) 2) Tough, but Razor... I love wolves to say the least 3) This is also difficult. The sheer vibe, unity and complete carefree bliss of being with a tight bonding group of people(and being welcomed into her crew for a weekend beside Kazuha) is something I miss, however. On the other side... it's my first ever five star that I love dearly(and finally got to level 50) along with the fact that I love art and alchemy/science. I also need help in the painting department so perhaps I could learn something??? 4)... I would never forget and cause a book to be past it's due, ever! However, I have a feeling if I did... Lisa would be kinder then Bal. (P.S. Does "getting zapped by Bal" mean a little shock or straight up lightening damage?) 5)... Kaeya, easy 6) Not good at eating ✨fancy✨ food so, no jade parcels for me. I have a small appetite so no Sweet Madame. But between the Almond Tofu and the Mondstadt Hashbrowns, is where it gets tough. I always keep Almond Tofu on me(for the sake of a Xiao I don't have) but my instincts saw Mondstadt Hashbrowns 7) I'm fairly sure Venti can drink everyone under the table while Rosaria simply never get's drunk(dialogue lore). And while Rosaria's cool, Venti and I would probably have a better time relaxing and such 8) Drowning is why I always ice bridge, just sayin'. And falling off a cliff while climbing is more likely(plus I have a fear of drowning) on top of the fact that if you die(with my experience) in water, you have to go all the way back to where you started... no bargaining. Compared to taking fall damage, if you die, you switch characters/revive and you're on your way. 9) God d@mn it, I would love to work under Hu Tao but Dr. Baizhu is one of my husbandos...

Gonna join in on the party: 1. Tartarsauce for sure.He crazy af,but he loving af when he wants to be. 2. Razor.Cuz he’s a good boi.I love you Benny,but I’m sorry my dude,my own luck is mediocre at best,and I don’t want it to be affected more :’ D 3. *OH TO BE DRAWN BY THE CHALK PRINCE HIMSELF,SIGN ME THE FUCK UP* 😩🙏💍✨ 4. Lisa.I may have my “absent-minded” moments from time to time,and if I were to forget,I gotta obviously make it up to her by doing errands for her I guess lmao. 5. I love me Pyro Malewife,for he has stolen my heart…but Cryo Daddy has claimed it first when I first fell into the Genshin rabbit hole. If I’m gonna spontaneously combust into oblivion cuz my horny levels be on overdrive, *I want Kaeya to be the reason for that* 6. I’m not into jellied desserts by all means,but if it means I’ll be able to get closer to Xiao by trying his most acquainted dish, *THEN GIVE ME THE TOFU* 7. Imma go with Venti.If he gets “depressed” drunk one of these days,I get to hug the poor bard,and I dunno,do my best to comfort him.He is rather lonely after all. 8. Honestly,I can’t handle the thought of drowning AND falling.They both sound too terrible.No answer for me here. 9. I’m not good with dead bodies,so imma go with plants even though I ain’t good with plants either lmao.

@cnekoofficial6058

2 жыл бұрын

Ya’ll,ignore the blue link. Dunno why it got blue lmao.

So glad to see this video it was such a good time 😊 Annnd... Playing along in the comments don't mind me : Tarta as well for the exact same reasons, he'll definitely try to make time for u Razor cause he's adorable and living a wild life for a while would definitely be calming also, with my negative luck, Bennet and I would probably fell of a cliff 2 minutes after departure unfortunately I love Albedo so much BUT Beidou equals adventure and so much opportunities to hear amazing stories so definitely her Liza cause... It could be an excuse to buy her dinner ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ... Kaeya. No need for arguments. (But Thomas is definitely a win as well obviously) Almond Tofu ! Cause I love tofu and I actually want to try to make that Rosaria cause I definitely want to know more about her and how she thinks and all Swimming cause I have Mona and it's usually longer to go back to the same point when climbing haha Baizhu cause... yes.. I'm one of the person who likes him (ㆁωㆁ) First time playing as well in the comments and that was fun ! I recommend to anyone reading this ! (If you got lost here then have a great day/night ♡)

@Koomaxx

2 жыл бұрын

yessss love to see people playing along in the comments!! i'm glad you enjoyed!

@Brightly-Colored_Goth

2 жыл бұрын

Tip for using Mona sprint: I takes less stamina to switch between the left and right directions compared to moving in a straight line (P.S. I like Baizhu too)

1. I want to have Childe as my brother. Ningguang seems to have similar personality to me so a brother like Childe would bring some excitement to my boring world. 2. Razor. My luck can rival Bennett. I don’t want us to both die on our adventure. 3. I am an Albedo simp but it would be very awkward to be a painting object. I would rather go to Beidou’s ship. 4. Lisa. I sometimes forgot to return books so yeah very likely to happen in real life. 5. Kaeya. I could never kiss Thoma, he is too sweet for this world and deserves only the best. 6. I’m familiar to all of these dishes. I like almond tofu the best it’s basically my childhood. 7. Rosaria. As the only lightweight in my group of friends. I know better than to pick Venti the drunkbard by experience. 8. Drowning. It looks like a more painful and slower death than just falling. 9. I’m good at both herbs and ceremony. I bet I could do a better job running a pharmacy than Baizhu. So I would pick Hu Tao. Her job is special and not everyone can do that.

Me who *really* wants to hang out with Bennett because I feel sad about people abandoning him for his luck, but also has Razor as the current main and favorite: *Frustrated screaming*

Childe as a brother is perfect! I would love to adventure with Bennett!

!!! Okay!!! 1. Actually, Ningguang kind of reminds me of my stepsister personality and appearance-wise so I would probably go with her. Childe is cool! I don't really like him that much though... I'd rather be sparring buddies with him 2. well Bennett is one of my favorite characters, and in all the fanfics Razor is in his team along with Fischl, so I would be the fourth member of that team. Perfect. I get to be with both >:-) but if that's not an option I would still go with Benny 3. Beidou. That was an easy one, I'm not exactly an Albedo stan so 4. Yeah probably Lisa actually... Ei is terrifying 5. I'm not really into that but I have to pick Kaeya. Mostly because I kind of ship Thoma and Ayaka and also one of my friends REALLY likes him so in my head he's taken, as dumb as that is 6. chicken all the way. I don't really like to experiment with foods and I know how chicken tastes 7. Venti. He's fun. I like him a lot. He's like a little trash gremlin. I feel like I wouldn't be too judged with him. Rosaria just scares me 8. if it was me, then falling. Drowning is way too slow and painful... But as a player, I'm happier when they drown, even if it's annoying, because I just need to wait and then I can use the character again 9. yeahhh as much as I love Hu Tao, I'm gonna go with the pharmacy. I could be friends with Qiqi, she's cute and deserves headpats

Shockingly my picks are mostly the opposite of yours lol, but anyways here's mine 1. Tbh ningguang as a sister. Look, I know childe is a family kind of person but I feel like there's smth off about it idk what tho, plus I prefer the idea of having a sister instead of a brother. Also even if ningguang would be busy and can't make time for u I feel like instead she would write letters to u every now and then to ask how you're doing and stuff like that, and then when she does have free time, she's def gonna spend it with u 2. Adventuring with razor cause I don't work too well under pressure and the thought of smth rlly bad happening bcs of bennett's bad luck kinda terrifies me so uh yeah :'), and yes Ik he'll do some weird stuff along the way but I feel like I can manage bcs they're more expected with him being raised in the wild and stuff, also I don't think he'll lick on your arm or smth like that cause it's not like he's never met a human being before so out of curiosity he licks them lol 3. Go out to sea with beidou cause idk I just feel like it'll be a bit boring just staying still doing a certain pose while albedo draws you and I don't think I'll be able to keep up a convo with someone who's professional like him rip, while Ik there's still the chance of drinking with beidou I feel like she would be respectful about it, but at the same time I feel like she also would challenge u to drink a whole bottle or smth lol, but still I'll go with beidou 4. Raiden shogun, booba sword, need I say more? Ok but I don't feel vv good when I get scolded at and Ik it's better compared to just dying but if it's raiden then I'll just go with that 👍 5. Honestly thoma. Ik ppl will come at me but hear me out, as much as I would like to admit kaeya is attractive and hot, I just don't feel like he's that up there unlike thoma (and zhongli), plus I completely agree with koomaxx lol if it's with kaeya it'll be like the regular tuesday afternoon but thoma however 👀 6. Eating jade parcels, I just like dumplings and anything that's similar to them lol 7. Drink with rosaria, my reasonings are similar to koomaxx, like the thought of having to deal with venti in his drunk state worries me out, and it's true that it'll be a little awkward with rosaria but I feel like it could be pretty chill 8. As someone who doesn't play the game (yet I'm waiting for my new phone lol), this is a little bit tough since I don't rlly know which is better from my experience alone but from hearing what koomaxx and coley said, Imma go with falling off a mountain 9. Work with hu tao at wangsheng funeral parlor. One, hu tao would be a fun boss fr. Two, I get to see the one and only zhongli himself. Three, I'm not that much of a fan of baizhu either so yeah. Ik it'll get kinda yknow, but I feel like I can manage

I don’t know why but that razor impression KILLED me 💀😂 literally made me spit out my water

Just going to play along in the comments: 1 - Putting aside my adoration for Childe for a second, I really do think that he would make the best sibling, simply because he loves his family dearly and even if he was busy, he'd still try to entertain/ pay attention to you. Ningguang feels like she'd be the kind of sibling that's never around and you'd have to put in the effort to see. 2: I like Razor, but there are zero doubts in my mind that I'd like to go adventuring with Benny boi. I love his personality and I want to help him have the best adventures. 3: It's a bit of a hard choice since I'd imagine watching Albedo paint would be really calming and since I'm introverted, that's usually the way I like things...but...it does sound really interesting to see what a weekend on the Alcour with Beidou would be like. So..I'll probably go Beidou. :D 4: I'd say Lisa because I'm more likely to come away from a little zap alive. She loves shocking people and does it all the time, so she'd know the human body's limit. Ei would incinerate me - she wouldn't mean it but it would happen. 5: It's a really hard choice since I like both of them pretty much equally, but I'd have to go with Kaeya. I think it would be nice to see Kaeya's experience shine through here~ 6: I like the idea of trying all of them, but...I'd probably pick hashbrowns. They're simple and I've always thought the art looked delicious~ 7: Drinking with Venti and Rosaria sounds like a lot of fun, but I'd probably pick Rosaria here since I don't think she gets to talk to many people outside of the church and because she's never allowed herself to drink a lot, I think it would be really interesting to see. 8: If we're talking about in the game, I'd probably say falling from a mountain since it's only that one character who dies, not the whole party and they can be revived pretty easily. If it's real life, I'd say drowning since I've heard that it's relatively peaceful towards the end. 9: I don't really like the idea of working at a funeral parlor but Hu Tao is adorable and would make a really fun boss, so I'd probably have to pick that. No day would be the same with Hu Tao's chaotic energy around. XD I might not be able to work in the embalming room, but I would walk around Liyue trying to convince people to buy coffins or at the very least keep tabs on Hu Tao as she does it.

Really like these types of videos! Thank you both!

My answers: 1. Definitely Ajax. 2. Razor because he's a cute wolf boy. 3. AGH I CAN'T DECIDE I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A SEA ADVENTURE WITH BEIDOU BUT ALCHEMIST BOY AHHHHH in the end I think I have to pick Albedo but it's so hard to choose! 4. Lisa because I don't like getting stabbed. Not that I've had personal experience but I've seen it and it looks painful. So does getting electrocuted, but I think I can take it. 5. Kaeya was my first husbando, so you know who I'm going for~ 6. Mondstadt Hash Browns sound so GOOD also they're the only thing on that list that I like. 7. Lol I don't drink but probably Rosaria because I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE A DRUNK VENTI also Rosaria would be able to me safe. 8. Falling off a mountain because it feels less of a setback to fall than to drown especially when you were SO CLOSE TO THE OTHER SIDE... 9. Wengsheng Funeral Parlor because a. Hu Tao and b. I'm strangely more comfortable around the dead than around medicine, just as long as I don't know said dead person and their families don't recount tragic stories of how their cat slept on his chest until he died or something...

1. Childe. Good big brother ^ ^ 2. Bennett bc I think we’re both lonely. 3. Albedo. Bc Yes. I love science and art so I would wanna do so many things with him plus he reminds me of someone I love!!^^ 4. Lisa. Raiden would literally kill me and I don’t wanna go that way. 5. Thoma. Reminds me of some one I love and I love Thoma I think he is so cute and so sweet I wouldn’t mind if they got clingy either!! 6. Hash browns YUMMMM!!! 7. Venti, Id like the music AND it would be lots of fun!! Id drink apple juice. 8. Not sure both are funny. 9. Baizhu, Bubu pharmacy i really like the idea of working at the pharmacy and herbs and learn about medicinal stuff, also qiqi so cute.

You know I'm playing along. 1. Childe so I can give him all the sibiling crap I can 2. Razor!!!!! My boi!!!!! 3. Beidou hands down 4. This question was hard to answer. I'm with Koomaxx I feel like Baal would murder me so, I'll go Lisa. (Evan though death by Baal would be a way to go) 5. I was tempted to pass sense im a lesbian but, if I had to choose I think I'd go with Thoma cuz he's just so sweet. 6. Monstaud hash browns 7. Rosaria (also I don't drink so, I too am a light weight by default) 8. Both things I do a lot as well. Drowning for many of the same reason Koomaxx stated however, I'll admit sometimes I drown my characters on purpose out of frustration& the desire to feel something. 9. I'm going pharmacy too for the reasons stated. This was such a fun video & I really love you both.

@zhongli0388

2 жыл бұрын

kaeya is sweet too but y'all just don't understand him :D

@Kay_Lock

2 жыл бұрын

@@zhongli0388 Kaeya is amazing & sure he can be sweet in his own way.

Okay, let's play. Q1: Tartaglia vs Ningguang as brother or sister. Well, since i'm the only child, i will go with Tartaglia. It's always my dream to have caring brother. Q2: Bennette vs Razor. That's hard. I think Razor, i love adventure but sometime i love silent time. Q3: Albedo vs Beidou. Albedo for sure. No more ship and sea. Sorry mommy, i love you but not with the sea. 😢 Q4: Lisa vs Raiden. Lisa, i will tell her how i love the book that made me forget to return it. I will tell every part of the book, so she will forgive me and give a 'litte' punishment. Q5: Make out with Kaeya or Thoma. Well, it's really hard. Kaeya will definitely made my heart beat high. But I love being take care, and Thoma will fill me with butterflies in my heart. So yeaahh, Thoma for sure. Q6: Jade parcel, Almond Tofu, Monstand Hash browns, and Sweet Madame. I love every style of potato, but i love dim sum too. But, eating so much dim sum won't made me fill too much. So Jade Parcel. Q7: Drinking with Venti or Rosaria. I can't drink. So i will go with venti, drinking some cider apple while listen to venti will be fun. Q8: Drowning of Falling in game. Falling. Because i will feel so sorry and pay more attention after that. Q9: Working at Wangshen Funeral Parlor or Bubu Pharmacy. Bubu Pharmacy, I'm so scared with 'non existent' creatures. Everyday will make me pass out. In Bubu pharmacy, they have zombie but she will not make me scared. So yeaah, Bubu Pharmacy.

3:10 l would rather take keaya with me will we all a simp for him so let’s go with the ice man

my answers: 1) childe, he really cares about his family more than anything 2) bennett because i love bennett and i’ll make sure nothing bad happens 3) beidou 4) lisa because lisa 5) kaeya 6) jade parcels 7) rosaria 8) drowning bc falling would hurt more 9) work for hu tao as it seems fun

Kaeya would kiss and say bye while thoma would kiss and get on one knee

Tartaglia as a brother or Ningguang as a sister Easy have Childe as your brother then date Ningguang

@lizillusion2318

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm the complete opposite XD

3:10 I’m taking kaeya with me thank you

for the last one baizhu it is because of qiqi i just wanna give her a warm hug and tell her "everything is gonna be fine qiqi" She deserves better

I'm working at Bubu Pharmacy with Baizhu partly because a funeral parlor would be morbid but mainly so I can protect Qiqi from Hu Tao

I can't believe you guys brought up having Qiqi as a bonus but forgot the GEO CEO himself who also works with the funeral parlor. I am also weak stomached and would not like being around death, but maybe I'd be assigned to be Zhongli's assistant 😳

I would rather work with Hu Tao just cuz I know if I feel sick after Zhongli will come to me and rub my back😂

coley's anime self is so cute omg

1. Childe, I've always wanted a big bro. 2. Mm Razor I feel like he would show me a lot of interesting unknown places in Mondstat and he doesn't need much small talk to have fun. 3. Baedou because I live very far from the sea so I always want to go to the beach, would enjoy a rowdy pirate adventure, can draw already and I can never say no to the thunder thighs. 4. This is a tough one. I would survive Lisa but on the other hand the Muso no Hitotachi... I guess Lisa. 5. Kaeya because he's number 2 husbando(after Zhongli) and I feel like he would be good at it. He also seems like he has very soft hair. 6. Jade parcels because I like my spicy food. 7. Rosaria because I have a feeling we would get along just based on our awkward personalities. And odds are high that Kaeya will be there too. 8. Falling it's faster. 9. Funeral parlor because Peepaw is there and no other reason. I would spend a lot of time just asking him to explain stuff again and again and melt from his voice. I feel like I'd end up helping him run errands.

Kaeya and Thoma question got me stressed 😭

@patricelegbanon6224

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😭😭😭😭

Mondistat hashbrown is the only thing I feed my characters. It looks SO tasty and razor makes them little paw shaped...so cute!

The collab we don't deserve, but need

Love your videos and love this

1: Easy. Ninguang as a sister. That way I can get connections while also still be able to pursue Childe as a romantic interest ^^ Chilumi shipper here~ 2: Sorry Benny-boy... but imma go with Razor here cause he has good hunting instincts. Bennett's an awesome unit in the game but if I had to deal with his luck... I would rather deal with it when the situation comes rather than walk into the situation myself... 3: Albedo :) I will jump at any chance to hang out with one of my favorite lore characters. Beidou's awesome as well but... I feel like we see Albedo less often than Beidou so I'll like to hang out with him as often as I can 4: Zip-zapped by Baal. I've prob gotten zapped by her like a gazillion times by now and still somehow alive so I don't think she'll hurt me enough to kill me. Though ya better give me a good reason for why she's zapping me lmao (Ei, please don't kill me) 5: What kinda question-- ... Thoma. I'm not a fan of Kaeya XD He's on my "people to avoid talking to as much as possible" list. Thoma, on the other hand, I've liked his character design since the first meeting when Inazuma was released :) He didn't wanna come travel with me though

1. Tartaglia as a brother because mall trips, brother and sister hangout sessions, and he fights your bullies 2. Benny. He’s too cute man 3. Go out to sea with Beidou because it’s just two people hangin out 4. Lisa. Mostly because I’d prefer not to get murdered by the tiddy sword, but tiddies 5. THOMA. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 6. Mondstadt Hash browns. Mostly because I’m really picky with bones in chicken 7. Day drinking with Venti because he’s my comfort character 8. Die by drowning because it would be less painful for the character 9. Work for Hu Tao because we can get food or something after work, and it wouldn’t be too busy most of the time.

i didnt even hear the question i saw thoma and thought of a dimly candle-lit room at the teahouse

I feel like if I was working with Qiqi I’d be too tempted to remove the paper slip on her head 🤣

I found your channel with the "roasting genshin characters" series. I absolutely love it! You have a new subscriber! Please do more of these vids :))))

I love these

2:42 I CERTAINLY WILL GO TO BAAL LMAO, SHE'S MY FAV MOMMY ELECTRO BWAJFHGASIJKFGAJFGAAOG. btw i loved the video!

Missed this video when I did Coley's one, my bad ^^; My answers with reasons & opinions that no one asked for: Part 2! :D *1. Have Ajax as a brother* Have you seen how much this man cares about his family?? He's always talking about them (especially Teucer) and often sounds like he genuinely misses them. Ajax is always trying to invite the Traveller to his home in Snezhnaya, too, which leads me to believe that he's proud enough of his family to want his comrade to meet them. He'd be pretty occupied with his "job", but I feel like he'd make time to spend with you. And if anyone harmed you, Ajax would absolutely destroy them. With Ningguang as a sister, I feel like you'd be rich but friendless/lonely; she'd _always_ be busy and would have little time for you. I can imagine she'd try to connect, but would always be called back to work part-way through. Besides, I'd rather be her lover instead because HOLY SHIT- *2. Go adventuring with both* I refuse to choose between my sons. How dare you. I'm bringing both of them along because I love them both dearly and you can't stop me ù^ú *3. Go out to sea with Beidou on the Crux* Is this even a question? She's my wife, of course I'm gonna spend time with Beidou! ^^ I'd love to be out on the sea for once, too; that would be an experience I wouldn't forget easily. Also alcohol. We love wine (and others, but mostly wine) in my household :) Aaaaa I love her so much bro, it's not even funny. *4. Get zapped by Ei* As much as I don't want to face the wrath of an archon, ironically enough I feel like Lisa's torment would be worse. She knows enough about human anatomy to know where things hurt, and she's gonna utilize the _hell_ out of it. Whereas with Ei she'll just strike you and you're either dead or unconscious. I'm more concerned about a librarian than a literal god 💀 *5. Make out with neither* I meeeeaaannn... They're both very pretty and definitely husband material... But idk I don't really want to make out with anyone?? I'm more for pecks on the cheek and forehead kisses, if anything. Cuddles and head pats are where it's at for me. Soooo- Yeah nah I'd rather make out with nobody ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ *6. Eat a Sweet Madame* MEEEEAAAAT ✨ヮ✨ Seriously tho Sweet Madames look so damn good, like a proper roast type thing. Love me some good mīti. Plus, it's one of Benny's favourite foods; he may not have the best luck, but I trust his food palette. *7. Go day drinking with Venti* MY DUUUUUUUDE! * Cough * Sorry, we adore Venti in this house ^^; He's so chaotic and lively and bubbly, I love him sm. He's such a vibe. We'd definitely have drinking competitions for the hell of it. Rosaria's pretty af, but I feel like we wouldn't really click all that well. *8. Die from neither??* Dude I don't wanna die, period. Drowning would have so much pressure building up to the point where you think you're gonna explode, it'd be so horrible. But while falling off a cliff and dying is much quicker, I'm _terrified_ of heights because I'm scared to fall. So it'd literally be a waking nightmare for me. I'm not choosing either of these. If anything I'm gonna go out swinging. (Side note: If we're talking about a character dying, then I'd have to go with falling off a cliff; it's honestly more amusing when they hit the ground.) *9. Work for Hu Tao at the funeral parlour* She'd be such a fun boss bro. Like you could totally hang out with her after hours, and while she may pull pranks on her employees, you know she'd make it up to you somehow. Aaaaa I love her a lot as well >^ Aaaand there you go! Round two of my unasked-for answers :> As always, take a bikkie as compensation for you having to read all that 🍪

These two forgot that work for Hu Tao will get you a FREE Zhongli.

Working with Hu Tao is actually the smarter option: your boss will be Hu Tao and you can spend some time with Zhongli too, but the work isn't frequent, only when someone freaking dies, so you'll have a lot of free time to spend with Qiqi and Baizhu.

Love this!

Anyone else get Notifications from both their channels 💀

I'D go with and at the wangsheng funeral parlor,you may get qiqi at the pharmacy but you get to have zhongli at the wangsheng funeral parlor plus hu tao is fun

These are fun!!!! Good job!!!

Ayy I just finished the other one earlier today I'm glad there's another one

Lets see 1) Ning cause I'm used to the loner life, plus nice gift and really good sisterly advice 2) If I was in the world and had a vision and everything id choose Benny, but, if im powerless, Razor 3) Albedo. I don't have the confidence nor tenacity to hang with Beidou 4) Lisa. Ei would most likely kill me, much less her puppet. 5) Thoma. More on the calmer side and feels like it would be more romantic. 6) Almond Tofu: I am actually curious about them. Sweet Madame is basically chicken, Jade is spicy and not a fan of hashbrowns 7) Venti: talk crap and drink, sing and be merry. I vibe 8) Biezhu: I prefer herbs than to hang around the dead, as much as I love Hu Toa's personality.

Tartaglia as a brother would be awesome free figurines man Razor cus I love the doggo boy ALBEDO ALBEDO ALBEDO Lisa would be more enjoyable and probably less painful KAEYA KAEYA KAEYA KAEYA KAEYAKAEYA Coley is 100% right he'd be great at making out Jade would be interesting to taste VENTI LETS GOOO I kin him and I'd love to be best friends with him Drowning, cus at least I'm not losing progress lol Hu Tao, she'd be so fun and she needs some more friends This was a great video love you both!

"Punish the wine man!" 😂 (also i am a newbie and cant go to cold places sing i alway run into someone or something and i cant avoid a fight because wich i cant find a warm place on time then i lose energy! 😭)

For Kaeya vs Thoma, definitely Keaya, since I'm not interested in either in that way, and I don't like Kaeya all that much in any way, so we could just never talk to each other ever again and I'd still get to be friends with Thoma without any awkwardness.

God please continue this Mini series!

YOOO THE COLLAB I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED!! this was such a fun video :D

Yooo a new vid, love the content

1) I’d pick Childe as my brother so I could date Ningguang, +Childe cares and makes time for his family 2) I’d go adventuring with Razor over Bennett, I just love him +me and Bennett are both extremely unlucky so we wouldn’t have a chance 3) I’d rather go on the ship with Beidou then get painted by Albedo, Albedo scares me 4) I’d rather get zapped by Baal, if I had no risk of dying. If there was a risk, Lisa 5) Thoma. 6) Jade parcels if I wasn’t a picky eater - they look delicious. Sweet Madame probably though as I usually go with the sage option 7) Rosaria for sure. I think she’s more interesting then Venti and Venti’s kinda annoying 8) I’d rather fall of a mountain then drown 9) Definitely would rather work for Hu Tao! I want to be a Pathologist so a Mortician is similar enough. I also love Hu Tao so it’s a no brainer

Damn I’m early XD, also I love the would your rathers :>

about the funeral parlor one, i would work with Hu tao, because you could be in the administrative bit more then actually working with the dead bodies and Hu Tao would be fun to work with

Aight here are my answers - I’d rather have childe as a brother - I’m not sure which one I’d go adventuring - This one’s really hard as an artist but I’d want to chill with Beidou a week at sea sounds fantastic - Zip zapped by Baal. All the way. - Kaeya. While neither of them are my type, I feel off with Thoma for some reason so I’m going kaeya - Aaaaah we’re going mondstadt hash browns or jade parcels - Day drinking with Venti he’s my favorite character atm lmao - Falling off a mountain dying from drowning sucks the life out of my soul - This one’s hard because working with baizhu sounds nice since I like helping people, but I’d love to work with Hutao so idk

This is the collab I’ve been waiting for my entire life

1. Childe cause he’s rich and a complete bro 2. Razor cause he wholesome and I’d be less likely to fall off a cliff or get struck by lightning 3. Beidou cause hanging out with her would just be really fun 4. Lisa cause she’s less likely to kill me 5. Kaeya cause neither of them are really my type buy if I had to choose I would pick kaeya 6, sweet madame cause it’s chicken and why not 7. Venti cause he would be a pure chaos drinking buddy 8. Falling cause it’s quicker and less painful 9, Wanshen cause hu Tao and zhongli would be fun to work with

Tip: use basic attack to land safely from high places ( not sure whether it works on non sword users

1: Tartaglia (imagine being his younger sibling and getting cheated on, that persons going to die) 2: Razor, I love him 3: Beidou (I don’t drink but being a sea is fun) 4: Lisa 5: Thoma, he’s more loyal and I love him more 6: MONDSTAT HASHBROWNS 7: I don’t drink and can’t drink but I’d go with Venti because it’d be more fun 8: falling off a mountain 9: Hu Tao

1:00 go adventuring in wolvendom with Bennett so you can adventure with both him and Razor.

i'd work with hu tao because i'd see zhongli since he works for her too

if tartaglia was my brother we would move to alabama

2:03 given recent dialogue lines, about the "dinner"...

5:08 I love that IK where this came from lmao

Gotta say: just discovered the chanel and having hell a fun. I would go with Rosaria for day drinking since i cant stand alcohol, so it would be just chit chat since she never get drunk. And as she said: dip this hash brown in jam? sacrilege!