Hardcore Henry, the greatest series ever made on KZread…

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Haha, that is too kind! Here have a drink on the house! *Starts pouring a drink*

i wish i could forget about hardcore henry and watch it for the first time

@adrianperedi7605

10 ай бұрын

real

@sandrosliske

10 ай бұрын

Well just don't stand there lad, pour yourself a drink.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

If only! It would be a great time to witness the insanity all over again. Honestly, I go back through some of the old videos and wonder what the heck was I on when I made them!

HE'S BAAAACK! Pour us a drink lad!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

I feel like if Henry ever retires from being a knight/local nuance he should open up his own tavern ;) *Starts pouring drinks*

@Carsdn01

9 ай бұрын

@@helicalgooseI’ve been sick with the flu the past few days and I just finished binging the entire hardcore Henry series, it’s the best thing I’ve ever watched! The rattay tourney “HENRYYY OF SKALITZ” guy getting progressively more intense made me laugh every single time. Thank you for this series

1:17 My man thank you for uploading this little reminder to not forget about Kuttenberg

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Who could forget about Kuttenberg! *Starts pouring drinks*

Ive enjoyed this entire series loyally. I look forward to other content you make in the future

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Many thanks and I am glad you were able to watch the whole series. I really did enjoy making it. The characters and the mess we made within the game made it sort of personal and I loved it for that. Hopefully I can find close connection like that in future series, but its hard to beat good old Henry! *Starts pouring a drink*

Henry’s come to see us! So glad to see this pop up as soon as I get home.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Yup, its always a good day when Henry comes to visit!

jesus christ be praised, we aint no longer hungry for more kingdom come.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Got to give the people some Henry snacks so they do not starve on their KCD content. ;)

Absolutely hands down by far one of the best series on KZread.

@helicalgoose

9 ай бұрын

Ah many thanks! This was a great series to work on. Sad its over, but glad we got over the finish line! As always! *starts pouring out a drink*

The best sick-in-the-head individual there is! I can’t thank you enough for the commitment, my friend!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Many thanks! That means a lot to me! Here have a drink! *Starts pouring a drink*

By far the best gaming series I've binged to date. You sir legitimately have me rolling every time. Its hard to make me mad. You need more subs

oh hey, a reminder that I was too busy in the summer and didn't watch the last couple of episodes (perhaps it's better to watch everything again from the start to get the best Hardcore Henry experience)

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Whenever you have time to enjoy make it happen :D

Time to rewatch the series!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Well before you do! Have yourself a drink! *Starts pouring out a drink*

I'm happy that it happened but still sad that it's ended...

The hero has returned

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

The hero or the villain? or just a force of chaos that exist in 1403 Bohemia ;)

I’m about to watch it for the first time and hoooo boy am I excited

@helicalgoose

9 ай бұрын

Hopefully the series lives up to the hype ;)

Nightingale always gets me

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Nightingale is just that character that you least expect, but always welcome when you see him :D

I love this series, looking forward to it!

HENRY OF SKALITZ

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

By god I love that skit so much. I so hope they make another game soon!

Don’t for get about kuttenburg… love to see Henry being a mentally insane person again 😂

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

God, it was so good playing Henry the insane again. I have so much footage I might try to make some sort of shorts if I plan to go back onto vacation again ;)

Jesus Christ be praised, Henry has come to see us!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

I won't lie, it was fun making this video. Had to hold myself back to keep showing more Henry ;)

I sometimes lie awake in cold sweat at night, thinking how helicals mastery of the ye old shitpost will turn him into the ubermensch when the world turns into middle ages poland after the nuclear winter, no man should lord such power over his brethren. Shortstack artillery, vertical horse guerilla, exhibitionism, the posibilities challenge the sanity

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

I have nothing to say other than this made me laugh in my head. You my good sir, have a drink! *starts pouring a drink*

OUR LORD IS BACK. OPEN THE GATES AND WASH THE WENCHES 🎉🎉

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Haha, wash the wenches really got me good! Take a drink my good sir! *Starts pouring a drink*

AND DONT FORGET ABOUT KUTTENBURG

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

How could anyone forget about Kuttenberg! I hope the devs don't forget about it in the next game!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNRRYYY OFFF SKALITZ!!!!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

If they make another KCD game, I demand that they put this in again...its too good of a line not to!

I love Kingdom come♥️

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Same here lad! Same here! :D

Well don't just stand there lad. Pour us a drink!

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

*starts pouring drinks like a mad lad*

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Yah boooy! *starts pouring out drinks*

Kingdom come deliverance is so slow to watch but Hardcore Henry keeps my attention.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Oh 100% I do not know how other people can make a series of this game by playing it full, especially 5 years after the mark. I mean, its a sloooww game and not everyone has the time for that :P

Ok Im Sold time to bring drinks

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

*starts pouring out drinks*

Heeeenry of Skalitz🎉🎉🎉

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

It would be great if I could make a song out of that saying. Also the next KCD game needs to have that in it, I demand it!

dude i cant wait for the series, but after this you should if you want to do Starfield just saying you would be perfect for that game.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Ah the series is already completed, this is just the trailer that I wanted to make awhile ago. Wish I could do another series for KCD but I really need a break from it. Starfield is an interesting game, I might have to look into doing something similar. Though its hard to beat Henry's goofy parts, but who knows. *Starts pouring out a drink*

Godwin's voice; 'Didnt we have fun kids'.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Is there a voice line like that in the game? Haha if so I need to "capture" that for future use ;)

@Gimboid79

10 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose yes, when Henry and Godwin get woken up after their night of deborchery Godwin said 'didnt we have fun' when trying to remember Henry's name.

@Gimboid79

10 ай бұрын

@@helicalgooseMiss remembered it a bit; "Henry, my great friend Henry... didn't we have a wonderful time" is the line.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

@@Gimboid79 Ah, that is still a good line! I need to go back and grab that sometime :P

Its like Game of Thrones but better.

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

It would be great if we could dethrone Sir Hannush by pouring him copious amounts of drink ;)

the battle wasnt fair, this game has too big bug potential xD

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Ah, there are a few battles that I had to cut out because of time, but there are ways to really cheese out the NPCs to make them forget you're even around. The bug potential like you said is too huge! haha. Even hardcore mode can't stop somebody if you use the power of the bugs.

YOOOOOOO

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Yah buddy! *Starts pouring a drink*

@1ShepardCZ

10 ай бұрын

Já jsem z Kutný Hory, z Kutný Hory, Koudelníkův syn! @@helicalgoose 🎵🎶

bro how many hours did you play KCD?

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Hmm, I think its a bit over 1000 hours over 7 play throughs. So a bit :P

@Artyom.chuzha.

10 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose wow, I've played more than 1.5 thousand hours in KCD, I've explored every corner of this game, just like you. XD its was bad idea, spend so much time playing

Yo Helical i need help!! Im close to finishing my 100% completion hardcore playthrough like 200 hours in and i really want Marius' clothes (finising the From The Ashes pribyslavitz quest) but even though when he's sleeping in bed the option to knock him out isnt grayed out, whenever i hit F, it shows the friendly fire mark thing over the reticle, so it's not possible. Is there any other way to get a character knocked out or something? He doesnt put his clothes away when he sleeps either.

@helicalgoose

8 ай бұрын

Hmmm, there is a way that you can fight him and he hits hardddd.... However, even with horse power, or a long protracted fight I was not able to get him to surrender or die. I have not been able to get him down so I do not think its possible in the vanilla KCD game. :( He has some nice threads, but like you said, he does not put his clothes away and he does not surrender. So this might be one set of threads you can not get, sort of like Sir Hannush clothes.

@Jordan-rb28

8 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose got it, well you just saved me lots of time then haha, thanks a lot! Inspired by you, I've been trying to break the game in ways I haven't already seen and I've seen some interesting shit lol. Somehow got a glitch to work the other day where Henry lost about 2-3 feet in height as his legs were bent sprawled out sideways, so he kind of moved like a crab/spider along the ground for a while.

@Jordan-rb28

8 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose welp, I just found another bug. Off topic and I have a slight feeling you've encountered this one already, but I offloaded about 2,200 pounds (or kg, idk) of items in the Tavern square of Pribyslavitz, and with that weird item lag it does, I accidentally jumped on a horse and flew up and over the whole complex about 60 feet in the air. After some more screwing around I managed to jump over the church and another time I was over the world's entire treeline and jumped a whole row of houses with the horse thanks to this desync or whatever lol. I love this game

@helicalgoose

8 ай бұрын

Yup! It a glorious bug! And it works great too on trying to get through walls I believe too. With a little luck and pressure you might be able to get Henry into areas that beef jumping can not even get you into! I wish though the time lag jumping ability was a bit more reliable. I am not a 100% certain when to expect your horse to launch you to the moon or it will do the little sad hop. But its great no matter what! But finding these bugs I do find make this game hugely enjoyable! :D

@Jordan-rb28

8 ай бұрын

​@@helicalgoosetruth! I hope one of these days you get inspired to do some more kcd videos, if not then when kcd 2 becomes a thing, that'll be glorious

Dude, restart the BG3 series with an Henry of Skalitz and play on character. hHAHAHAHAHAH

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Yah I was thinking about that, but maybe that would be a 2nd playthrough once I learned the game all the way through and collected enough clips ;)

I think we need to eventually see Henry reach the stars *cough cough* moded starfield (once it comes out)

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Oooh, if someone made a mod like that, it would be great. Though I am a bit worried with Bethesda's mod policy, don't know if they're going to be as welcoming as they were with Skyrim back in the day.

But is George coming for the ride??

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

George is not quite ready. We are doing some pre-workout throwing measures with him to get him in shape ;)

hahaha XD

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed! *Starts pouring a drink*

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤👍🥳

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Many thanks, great to see you once again! *Starts pouring out a drink*

5:27, why did you put in footage of Lady Stephanie when the song's lyrics say:„Ukaž kozy jako vozy, zejtra je tu soudnej den.“ „Show your wagon sized tits, tomorrow's judgment day.“? Is that a 300IQ joke only people who speak Czech will spot or a complete accident?

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Mostly an accident. Though I am glad that it worked out just right. ;) That song though is so good for a lot of things, its almost as good as the Guile Theme song from Street fighter 2

How is your KCD so broken ive played 150hrs and never had any of theese under the map glitches or anything like that, are you playing on a potatoe? Hahaha

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

There are way that you can get under the map at will or force yourself into there. Also, there were 4-5 times that I just fell under the map without trying. And I swear I have a good computer! No idea why, other than I started to abuse the game a bit and it started to fight back.

@bigdawgggg

10 ай бұрын

Hahaha super strange! The only bug i have is where it doesent load, i get infinate loading screen, can happen when loading the title screen then when loading my save too, pretty gamebreaking tbh :/

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Ah those infinite loading are no bueno. From what I can theorize, is that they happen at the most load demanding situations (big battles lots of bodies moving). On my weaker computer I would constantly worry about certain situations where this could happen and the only solution is to reduce all the graphics to low and brute force loads until it happens. The game is not the most optimized and that infinite loading screen is just death sometimes in some situations. The only other suggestion is to try to do a cold restart letting the system cool down to room temperature then restart and load soon as possible before it begins to heat up and crap out. But it is usually possible to get past that with a little effort.

@bigdawgggg

10 ай бұрын

Yeah normally after closing the game all the way down and starting again i can get on, its just the anxiety that ges me.. hahaha i do play high settings becuase i think my pc is a beast and its not haha 2080ti and i7 8700k and 32gb rram 😂

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

@@bigdawgggg Ah nah, that is a pretty good PC still. But even with a 30's series card the game still chugs. You can get 100 fps out in the middle of the forest and such, but the moment you step into Rattay or a big battle the FPS tanks. Lucky to get 60 in some areas. So I wouldn't blame your computer on this one. Hopefully the next game we won't have to be on a 5000's series card (whenever it comes out) and still pray the game does not crash :P

what bout skyrim?

@helicalgoose

10 ай бұрын

Skyrim is an amazing game to be honest. Though I am not certain how to present it as a game for my current style of video editing. Everything sort of has been done with Skryim, unless there is an Henry of Skalitz mod for Skryim somewhere that I do not know about :P

Freebooting QDSS but ok you are funny

@helicalgoose

7 ай бұрын

I am glad that the trailer was at least serviceable, honestly there was sooo many things that I left out that I wanted to add in.