Whenever hammond is shouted at, he just stands there like a startled hamster

@KAMIKAZE-dk8xd

3 жыл бұрын

Startled scared hamster meme

@Squeggo

3 жыл бұрын

@Brad AmeerBeg I can see that too 😅

@elmokelmu

3 жыл бұрын

0:43 True :S

@Squeggo

3 жыл бұрын

@@elmokelmu that's what made me think of it 🤣

@OrangeUtan1

3 жыл бұрын

A hammondster

* *CLARKSON, CLARKSON, I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE OAF, IM ON THE BLOODY THRONE* * -James May 2009

@mickiemaccamoo

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite sayings from Top Gear.

@Pier1668

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought he was saying throw😂

@Rahul-op3ry

3 жыл бұрын

@KingDoPerks well that was in 2007, you insufferable oaf.

@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329

3 жыл бұрын

Defiantly the famous top gear phrase

@fedor5664

3 жыл бұрын

In/unsufferable oaf was, is and stays 1 of my favorite sayings from topgear

It's always May yelling "CLARKSON!" or Clarkson yelling "HAMMOND!"

@emperorfanta364

3 жыл бұрын

Off topic but I like your profile pic btw.

@XBullitt16X

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@SR-388

3 жыл бұрын

@@emperorfanta364 lmao same, bonkles are gud

@oisingaming06

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jezusmylord

3 жыл бұрын

because "maaaaay" doesnt sound that funny

This video is: 48% May yells at Clarkson 35% Clarkson yells at Hammond 9% Clarkson yells at May 4% Hammond yells at Clarkson 4% Hammond yells at May 0% May yells at Hammond

@vyasponnuri3375

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond yelled JAAAMESSS once

@lyonvensa

3 жыл бұрын

I think there's an episode where Richard smashes a building that James is making or something, pretty sure I've heard "HAMMOND!!" before

@tiffanyspencer1082

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyonvensa the red nose day special. Hammond destroys the shed May built

@imamagungsetiawan3213

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyonvensa that maybe the special episode Top Garden Gear Force

@mementomori6534

3 жыл бұрын

This means that May ❤️ Hammond

"CLARKSON!" "What?" "... Funny."

@greatwesternproductions2857

3 жыл бұрын

“Your funny men”

@CraFtoRek

3 жыл бұрын

how am I funny?

@janfonacier5338

3 жыл бұрын

I was scrolling through the comments and as I read yours the clip played haha

@jdd109

3 жыл бұрын

50% *duck quack laugh*

@wanderingrandomer

2 жыл бұрын

That clip demonstrates why I love James May

Notice how they almost never shout 'MAY!!!' 😂🤔

@Paraclete333

3 жыл бұрын

It's because it's harder to say while yelling. They mostly yell his first name: "JAMES!!!! Stop filing!!!"

@BBSHOCKZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paraclete333 I'd argue james is harder to say whilst yelling

@dave11686

3 жыл бұрын

Because he’s the smart one you know

@trevorprice13

3 жыл бұрын

0:54 ...a rare one

@luckyluckyNo1love

3 жыл бұрын

and is it just me or does "CLARKSON" get shouted the most XD

May screaming Clarkson is pure Gold

@ds_lyst05

3 жыл бұрын

69th like nice

@jacaremcdonough8577

3 жыл бұрын

70th, I ruined it

@ds_lyst05

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacaremcdonough8577 Mad lad

@Gayredheadbitch94

3 жыл бұрын

Never gets old

@goodmorning4498

2 жыл бұрын

I just happened to be at 1:02. Golden sunrise and angry man.

Why is 3 middle aged men shouting each other's last names so funny? xD

@stanlytherobot4933

3 жыл бұрын

Its because they're british

@alexhinchliffe6749

3 жыл бұрын

@@stanlytherobot4933 exactly

@Tfaonc

3 жыл бұрын

Can't say, but it is so funny even your comment is funny by association

@Uberdude6666

3 жыл бұрын

@@stanlytherobot4933 That is a very good point actually.

@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc

3 жыл бұрын

Because we have an inkling of the shenanigans that caused the shouting. And who doesn't laugh at shenanigans?

"Hammond, you tiny man, where is the Lambo Chevy?"

@campbell9825

3 жыл бұрын

gon ei crashed it into james car

@himanshushekharjha6248

3 жыл бұрын

@@campbell9825 Hammond you sodding tic tac that was my Lamborghini Aventador

@soldadoryanbr7776

3 жыл бұрын

Brok car crash in field again?

@mihirkamat504

3 жыл бұрын

bottom gear gang rise up.

@eboranshard6220

3 жыл бұрын

Rev one for the lads

That african special, boy, that was something else. With them just stealing parts from each others' cars, and shouting, lots of shouting.

@lpsp442

3 жыл бұрын

I miss read this as "that african special boy", and wondered who you meant.

@lookcloser4536

3 жыл бұрын

That Volvo tho 🥺

@modelreviews3705

3 жыл бұрын

@@lookcloser4536 I agree that volvo is sweet 😮👍🏻

@justbecause7402

3 жыл бұрын

No to mention that they made history

@natalie6117

3 жыл бұрын

@@lpsp442 I thought the same thing 😂😂😂

The perfect video doesn't exi-

@user-ev3bh2rg2o

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson, you infantile pillock

@Sosukz

3 жыл бұрын

So funny

@atlantic_31

3 жыл бұрын

Let me give you that 900 likes

@sirenss

3 жыл бұрын

Go on, finish your sentence

@KenzieRetro

3 жыл бұрын

video doesn't exi- HAMMOND

'Blithering Idiot' is one of my favourite phrases, thank you for that top gear

@oke1343

3 жыл бұрын

"Insufferable oaf" is up there too

@charelpeffer52

3 жыл бұрын

Oke “infantile pillock” is also one of them

@ZIOTO168

3 жыл бұрын

thats what i yell at my school when someone does something utterly stupid to me

@alhakch.402

3 жыл бұрын

Blithering idiot was addressed to James May since the very first he come up to the show lol

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

*you sodding tic tac*

"The next morning, the peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal." "CLARKSONNNN!!!!!!!!!! CLARKSONNNN!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!!"

@rahuls8035

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort

2 жыл бұрын

Me: *Wakes up, gets out of my bed, grabs my favorite morning dress, changes, puts my knee socks on, puts my flats on, hurries outside and sees what happened* JEREMY!!! JEREMY!!!!! WHERE’S RICHARDS ROOF?!

@thealetube3509

2 жыл бұрын

Was that Hammond?

@FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort

2 жыл бұрын

@@thealetube3509 Yes. Richard Hammond.

@mattskey1

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Richard Hammond:

May yells at Clarkson, Clarkson yells at Hammond and Hammond... Bumps and crashes.

@micharosa6201

3 жыл бұрын

Well he shoted at Clarckson, so not completly bumps and crash.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@micharosa6201 Also yelled at James a couple times

1:02 The peace & serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal "CLARKKSOONNNN!!!"🤣🤣🤣

@fall1n157

3 жыл бұрын

Dead 😂😂😂

@GlitchanBlack

3 жыл бұрын

2:02 reused that EXACT yell!

@zariqeezham9210

3 жыл бұрын

@@GlitchanBlack dun care its still funny🤣

@GlitchanBlack

3 жыл бұрын

@@zariqeezham9210 I know it’s still funny, I’m just pointing that out.

@aai.shy_k887

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest quotes in the show 😂😂😭😭

1:01 _"The peace and serenity of this, _*_beautiful_*_ Ugandan morning, was _*_shattered_*_ by the bellow, of a wild animal."_ *"CLARKSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"*

@swagmartin350

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@KhalidAhmedTheGuy05

Жыл бұрын

What Episode was That?

@ryanmann1416

Жыл бұрын

@@KhalidAhmedTheGuy05 Africa Special

Roses are red Rocks in the quarry 0:25

@Me-zo8yc

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even need to click the timestamp, I just know

@Kawaiikitten0211

3 жыл бұрын

Got another one for ya: Roses are red The British like scones 3:05

@Me-zo8yc

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kawaiikitten0211 Like it

@Me-zo8yc

3 жыл бұрын

@Suomi Perkele! lmao

0:44 I don’t know why but Hammond blankly staring at nothing is just funny to me

@ubermaster134

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like a scared hamster

@FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@zandercutman8697

2 жыл бұрын

He knows that Clarkson is coming to destroy him.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@zandercutman8697 Yeah, lol, you can almost see his life flashing before his eyes

@declangaming24

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 is that because he did something to the bed

2:07 “CLARKSON!” “What’s the matter?” “I want the steering wheel back, you muppet!”

2:36 I like how May isn’t even scared just annoyed at Clarkson

“CLARKSON!” “What’s the matter?” “I want the steering wheel back, you muppet.” Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

2:06

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

"What's the matter?" as though it could possibly be anything else.

1:51 “WOT?” 😂😂😂

@Baage73

3 жыл бұрын

funny

@mrcrowdonotsteal

3 жыл бұрын

You muppet

@fabianmarcoschau

3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Joseph bo 'om gea m8

@MichaelCoombes776

2 жыл бұрын

The second best Top Gear "WOT" behind the Dacia Sandero "Great news!"

The peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal: "CLAAAARRRKSONNN!! CLAAAARRRKSONNN! WHERE'S MY ROOF!?"

@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

1:33

@neoo...1605

2 жыл бұрын

Its "CLARK..SOOOOOOONNNN"

0:44 I love who he just stands still there, the look on his face tells everything. He knows what he’s done

@yovanbidenovic4940

3 жыл бұрын

What'd he do though?

@pyroman-gh2xy

3 жыл бұрын

He had only table and chairs, thats why he was standing

@arbi8903

7 ай бұрын

​@@yovanbidenovic4940Hammond changed rooms because of the bed knowing it had feces underneath the bed sheet... Either that or because Jeremy screamed at Hammond because he chose that hotel to spend the night

3 old age men shouting at each other is more funny than current top gear

@raptorcustomembroidery3927

3 жыл бұрын

Stubbing your toe on a coffee table is more funny than the new Top Gear.

@iyimontageziyi9079

3 жыл бұрын

sniffing sand through a turbo is funnier than current top gear

@charliekemp1556

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@rubidium3718

3 жыл бұрын

Is there even a new top gear? Can't imagine the show without the trio

@raptorcustomembroidery3927

3 жыл бұрын

@@rubidium3718 go watch "the grand tour" on amazon video. It's their new show.

2:34 Pure anger in that 'Clarkson!' from May.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell by Clarkson's grimace that he knew exactly what he did

@richarddiditall

2 жыл бұрын

1:11 is a lot better

@redrexix8106

5 ай бұрын

@@richarddiditall I agree, that's the best one for the Clarkson yells.

@richarddiditall

5 ай бұрын

@@redrexix8106 true he deserves an award for that scream

hammond ranges from dying laughing to genuine fear when Jezza screams at him

2:09 clarkson What’s the matter I want the steering wheel back you muppet

@thecrimsonwrath1337

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear anyone say

@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329

3 жыл бұрын

Have you never heard that sentence at all

@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

2:06

1:24 that evil laugh is amazing

@jamesbaron1964

3 жыл бұрын

Duck quacking

@GlitchanBlack

6 ай бұрын

"The next morning, the peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal." *_"CLARKSOOOOOOOON!!!"_*

"Hammond you idiot you reversed into the sportslorry" will never not be the funniest thing.

If I had a nickel for every time May yelled at Clarkson for driving the car while he was on the toilet I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@HoneyMochi

3 жыл бұрын

Nice reference 👁️👁️

@glockspeedgaming5072

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@Bav-s30z

Жыл бұрын

Well 3 of em if you count the lochdown special

Europeans: "Americans are super loud." Also Europeans at the slightest inconvenience:

@glockspeedgaming5072

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@Me-zo8yc

3 жыл бұрын

British

@chumbawaumbacumpa

3 жыл бұрын

Bri’ish moment

@yovanbidenovic4940

3 жыл бұрын

"Americans are super loud." Meanwhile Russians while they play CS:GO:

@respectableindividual4593

2 жыл бұрын

You did it, you won an imaginary argument

0:44 That would probably be Hammond's "I'm a dead man" look.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

He knows he's probably got three minutes to live before Clarkson obliterates him

@Metabbroke4587

6 ай бұрын

It's so fucking funny

At 0:36 you could actualy hear "non-beeped" resonance of Jeremy shouting "You f****ing moron" :D

@TheHutchy01

Ай бұрын

The second best shouting related recording/editing issue. (The best would be an episode of I, Cladius where due to how videotape works and it being Brian Blessed shouting, the echo can be heard before the shout)

Hammond got some extreme morning wood 2:49

0:44 this is the face of a man that has either lost all hope or has truly seen everything.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

You can almost see Hammond's life flashing before his eyes

0:44 when you're getting yelled at by your parents the whole so at the end of the day you just stand there like

@ryanmann1416

3 жыл бұрын

1:19 when you refuse your parents entry

1:32 CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN WHERES MY ROOF lol

00:55 That’s love right there. I love how short Jeremy shouted. Usually they take a deep breath for a long shout but no, Mr Clarkson wanted to just get that one out there

@aidaaliten8817

2 жыл бұрын

May is a short word

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

*" M A Y ! "*

I like to think that May's "CLARKSON!" is Jeremy's ringtone when May calls him

Honestly May's "Clark-SON!" is the most iconic.

2:59 I like to imagine this is Hammond with his blanket flying forward

1:03 I die of laughter every time I watch it

Top Gear will never be the same without these guys. Their the reason why Top Gear became Top Gear

@Jo_Wardy

11 ай бұрын

I only watch top. Gear for these guys

3:08 why is hammonds desperation in his voice so fucking hilarious

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

*"JAAAAAAAAMES!!!"*

0:36 love how Clarkson shouting "fucking" is censored but you can still hear it with Hammond's mic

"You insufferable oaf!" The boy's articulate, I'll give him that.

1:10 my favourite one 😂

@DrRock2009

3 жыл бұрын

It is a legendary TV Top Gear moment...

@jawadulkabir9120

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone's

@saudjaftha356

3 жыл бұрын

Its his face at the end

2:34 the best of the Clarkson rage

2:00 that troll face lmao

@BNSFTrains10

5 ай бұрын

*CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!*

0:44 he was literally like 😳😳

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like he realized he was about to get destroyed

Clarkson: "HAMMOND!" & "MAY!" May: "CLARKSON!" Hammond: "CLARKSON!"

@heyitsmeyourdadv1986

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing May never yells at Hammond

@Jeremy_Hill_2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 it would be funny if he did They all yell each others names but May never yells at Hammond

@Jeremy_Hill_2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 I hope James does yell at Hammond cause I want to see Hammond annoy James a bit like if he was Clarkson 😂😂

@heyitsmeyourdadv1986

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy_Hill_2020 I hoped so

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy_Hill_2020 Pretty sure the closest James got to yelling at Hammond would be when he said "Hammond, you idiot man, honestly" when he took out the shed during that one garden episode

*Clarkson* 1:11, 1:32, 1:35, 1:40, 1:49, 2:02, 2:06, 2:15, 2:24, 2:34, 2:40, 2:45, 2:57, 3:01 *Hammond* 0:02, 0:19, 0:25, 0:34, 0:42, 1:19 *May* 0:55, 3:13

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I always like that last one. Just "JAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!"

@richarddiditall

2 жыл бұрын

Granted 2:02 is a recycled audio clip.

“I have no idea and you’ll never...” “MAY!” “...get it out of me.”

@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

0:54

@brandyhopkins2654

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhaahah

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

"Is that thing on the front of your car made out of MY DOOR?!"

Notice how only Jeremy ever yells at Hammond or May, but May and Hammond barely tell towards each other

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

From what I've seen, the closest that James May actually got to yelling at Hammond would be him saying "Hammond, you idiot man" when he took out the shed during the garden episode

@Valigarmanda

Жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 Because more often than not, they resonate when they talk about machines and how they work. Especially when it involves getting their cars fixed if they break down. Sure, James doesn't help but he doesn't really go out of his way to mess with Hammond except that one bit in A Massive Hunt where he hid Hammond's keys in a shop.

The way Clarkson shouted at May sounds like he's shouting at a cat who decided to hop onto your kitchen counter top.

I remember when Clarkson said: "MAY! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA FEED YOUR INTO YOUR OWN MACHINE!"

@fahadahmad7088

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah..I remember that

@TheDeisasori

2 жыл бұрын

That farming episode was something else. LOL And now we will have Clarkson's Farm Season 2 by the looks of it. ^^

Clarkson screaming “Hammond!” as he cannot open that blood door, while looking at how his head moves while bellowing, is hilarious.

2:12 looks like James is inside the car and getting crushed under Jeremy's weight.

@turbulence7253

Жыл бұрын

Never thought of it that way

@meestashy0006

6 ай бұрын

🤣

Honey! Where is my super suit? Clarkson! Where is my roof? Same energy

Me try to sit down for some rest My mom : 2:13

1:27 I lost a lung 😂😂

0:44, I've never seen Hammond look so despondent LOL

As dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal 1:10

@lonely_7891

Жыл бұрын

CLACKSON!!

@richarddiditall

Жыл бұрын

*CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!*

>i's 90% *CLAAARRRKSOOOON*

@isaakwelch3451

3 жыл бұрын

It's equal parts hammond and clarkson

@OrangeUtan1

3 жыл бұрын

And 1 MAY in there

@glockspeedgaming5072

3 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeUtan1 2

0:28 Look at the face of this guy. He knows what he did

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that would be Richard Hammond

1:41 James may : Clarkson funny you funny men

CLARKSON, I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE OAF, IM ON THE BLOODY THRONE *

@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

3:01

@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

2:06 Clarkson! What’s the matter? *I want the steering wheel back you muppet!* 😂

I love these guys. They should have their personalities fed into a computer, and make ai versions of them to put into android bodies so they can yell at each other forever. Just feed in all the episodes. Imagine future generations growing up hearing, "Hammond!" "Clarkson!" "You pillock!"

0:37 LOL 🤣🤣

@johnnyhall4335

3 жыл бұрын

I admit I'm a bit surprised when it didn't cut to a picture of Earth from orbit.

2:46 CLARKSON What! I know it’s you

"Hammond you idiot, You've reversed into the sports lorry!" Absolute gold

hahaha, thanks

@alexanderxb.6481

3 жыл бұрын

You are welcome

@emersonsitorus1136

3 жыл бұрын

This is the right comment.

0:33 you can still hear it from behind

You forgot "OLIVEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

1:10 and 2:01 Sound exactly the same

@FormulaOneFan98

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called editing.

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen both episodes and I think that's just his scream cos they're like 2 series' apart

@Khosumi

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookoo4cocopuffs221 No, it's a sound sample. Isolate both of them, invert one of the two's phases and the screaming disappears.

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

3 жыл бұрын

@@Khosumi ............ I'll take your word for it. I can't be arsed to do that

@Ru77ian

3 жыл бұрын

Cookoo 4 Coco Puffs 😂😂 my thoughts exactly. they sound close enough as is so ill believe it

3 men acting like teenagers and we could watch it forever

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I personally like to think they're the world's oldest teenagers ;v;

Richard Hammond: *breathes* Jezza: "HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"

0:15 I die everytime I see this ambulance sequence! 😂 ... Which would be a very literal statement for whoever took their ambulance service! 😂

Imagine being alone in the woods and you hear Clarkson yelling Hammond 😂

1:47 Didn't know Jesus surname was Clarkson.

That episode where they tried to grow their own fuel, Clarkson does scream "MAY! I'M GOING TO FEED YOU INTO YOUR OWN MACHINE!"

I love these three. National treasures

"Hammond you blithering idiot" is starting to take real effort for me to realize it's words.

You forgot the legendary one where Jeremy screams "James" so loud that his voice cracks when he gets fed up with James filing his tools

2:38 Jeremy's drift after May shouts "CLARKSON!" is funny to me for whatever reasons

“So, what’s top gear and the grand tour like?” Me:

“CLARKSON! CLARKSON!” “Well why are you over there?” “YOU PULLED ME INTO THE SEA YOU MUPPET!”

2:58 this is even funnier because it looks as if Hammond just got thrown into the dashboard and screamed

“Hammond you sodding tic-tac! this was my lamborghini aventador!”

James nearly always says Clarkson the exact same way 😂

More like clarkson yelling “HAMMOND” for 10 minutes straight

0:44 Me realizing that I didn't do the homework that was assigned over the weekend.

I like how a good chunk of Hammond being yelled at is when he does something stupid or reverses into someone. 😂

That Hammond joker laugh at 1:25 had me dead on the floor

1:52 James may : Jesus Clarkson Clarkson: what! May funny very funny

I will never tire of "I decided to ignite my collapsed sun"

@wimspreeuwenberg2516

2 жыл бұрын

CLARKSON

"YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!" will never not be funny. I'm still waiting for an opportunity to use it

James May yelling to Clarkson is by far the most hilarious thing 😂😂😂😂