0:38 I love how "Your file mentioned this" implies that Noble Six canonically just stares people down for unsettling amounts of time.

@Blank-pr4pt

4 жыл бұрын

Halo Reach is amazing

@reedsof2169

4 жыл бұрын

Interrogation perhaps?

@Gungho73

4 жыл бұрын

I'd believe it. There's a spartan in the books iirc that sharpens their blade, dulls it on their armor, and then sharpens it again as a nervous tic.

@SlowV6Mustang

4 жыл бұрын

2:00 “this qualifies as lone wolf stuff Noble Six”

@VectormanRxQueen

4 жыл бұрын

Maxie Karn lol

The irony of Kat saying "I could punch a hole through your helmet with surprisingly little effort" is palpable.

@Swordsoulreaver

4 жыл бұрын

oof

@DSFARGEG00

4 жыл бұрын

ayylmao

@averageenclaveenjoyer7659

4 жыл бұрын

Cal928 reminds me of Keyes.....

@Tuitaye

4 жыл бұрын

So can a single needler shot

@InkyGhoul

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tuitaye Her shields got zapped from the radiation of a covenant glassing. Of course a direct headshot through the visor with a needle was gonna do something. Had their shields been up it'd be like 6/7 shots

Just when I thought Emile was the sociopath, Jun opens his mouth.

@SupBro-ww9go

Жыл бұрын

Jun is just a guy who opens up too much

@YuNewHandleBar

6 ай бұрын

That last one hit like a brick but i love it 🤪

"Yeah, I- I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." I feel this on ALL the levels

@NativeOfTheLand97

2 жыл бұрын

Its an office space reference. Mike judge rules.

@JoeSixThreeOh

2 жыл бұрын

@@NativeOfTheLand97 Doubly so because that voice actor is Ron Livingston, who plays Peter in the movie!

@hankhill5622

2 жыл бұрын

@@NativeOfTheLand97 Ron Livingston was actually one of the voice actors for the marines, so it’s a neat little Easter egg they threw in,

@NativeOfTheLand97

2 жыл бұрын

@@hankhill5622 dude WHAT?! He was a VA in this game? That's dope as hell. I always felt this had a minor band of brothers feel. I absolutely cannot wait to get my Reach ink in August

"This counts as Lone Wolf behavior, Noble Six."

@iolessst7314

4 жыл бұрын

MadmanLava 😂

@Goobers-gf3um

4 жыл бұрын

Iol Essst At least ask them to dinner first, jeez..

@endorsedbryce

4 жыл бұрын

"Your file mentioned this" xD

@deadeyecpt.7765

4 жыл бұрын

"That lone wolf stuff stays behind"

@iolessst7314

4 жыл бұрын

JayBaNayNay Gotta go straight for the kill sometimes

Give. that. girl. a. sandwich

@ifalone

4 жыл бұрын

she. is. a. robot.

@shargod2596

4 жыл бұрын

But she doesn't date giant armored killing machines :(

@lazyvideoproductions2979

4 жыл бұрын

Caboose will.

@MeltedEarth

4 жыл бұрын

No

@fordo5361

4 жыл бұрын

She can make it herself ecksdee

0:38 "Spartan shows great skill and proficiency with any weapon at any range along with armor abilities and grenades, but has tendencies to see his own reflection in anything that shines and will just stare at it, ONI is not sure what causes this as he is the first of the gen III Spartans to show this trait, further research must be done to determine what augmentation caused this trait to occur."

@luisf2793

3 жыл бұрын

Also will occasionally repeatable crouch on top of enemy corpses. This is an on going trait for previous gen Spartans. We don’t know if it’s a gag reflex or a need to repeatable confirm the kill

@galacticquasaur2956

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisf2793 xD Okay, these are both great.

@como_que_no5

2 жыл бұрын

"There have also been reports of spatans modifying their armour so that whenever a headshot is archieved birthday confetti & cheering sounds appear in their HUD." Further reaserch needed to determine the causes of this urge

@autobotskyflame6287

2 жыл бұрын

@@luisf2793 There are rumors of this occurring in generation II Spartans, but Dr. Halsey vehemently denies it.

@basketbomberslackingson4417

2 жыл бұрын

“Spartan also seems to know the terrain of every location they go to and seemingly anticipates the most random of enemy assaults with exact precision, as well as occasional enhanced ferocity towards the enemy with no logical explanation. Looks away when hearing fellow squad members mention Jackals, Elites, Covenant Fleets, pelicans, cannons, and Lone Wolves. Is strangely obsessed with punching fellow squad members specifically to hear their responses.”

3:40 "I know what you're thinking, and it's a very bad idea" Funny and scary at the same time, if you think that Six is been staring at Kat for a long time

@ussessexcv-9189

4 жыл бұрын

There's two very different ways this one can go I prefer the less violent of the two options but knowing KAT you're probably right

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

@@ussessexcv-9189 And I just groaned, "Awwww, but I love pizza!"

@danielmaloney1420

3 жыл бұрын

What are we thinking? I don't get it lmao

@dresnio1363

3 жыл бұрын

@LOAN NGUYEN ye

@justanotherhuman.3649

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, i belived it was a Halo 2 reference. "I know what you are thinking, and its crazy." But no no, your interpretation is probably the real one, cmoon we all know Kat is creeped out by us :( .

"At least it's not zombies" YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT, DIDN'T YOU, JIM?

@roterdrache216

4 жыл бұрын

*flood flashbacks intensify* REEEEEEEEE! GET IT OFF OF ME!

@thermotesticles2453

4 жыл бұрын

@@roterdrache216 you mean flash forwards since reach was before halo CE in the timeline

@ness6714

4 жыл бұрын

*_FLOOD THEME INTENSIFIES_*

@kyletanking

4 жыл бұрын

God damn rocket flood

@alastor8091

4 жыл бұрын

Gets on the Pillar of Autumn, lands on Halo. "Aaaand, it's zombies."

That ODST.... I felt his energy...

@coolminecraft1457

4 жыл бұрын

H3Ma_ which one?

@JanuaryFury

4 жыл бұрын

Big dick energy

@Faustulous

4 жыл бұрын

@@coolminecraft1457 The one who was like: "Mother, I wanna be dropped in a coffin, from space!"

@conorgrant4860

4 жыл бұрын

I'm more of the "you got a sandwich" one

@coolminecraft1457

4 жыл бұрын

Faustey Frosty personally I felt all of them.

"At least it's not zombies, right?" The whole Pillar of Autumn crew: "Uhhhh..."

@Jacksonthehedgehog9

2 жыл бұрын

He totally jinxed the autumn crew by saying that. XD

@geekymetalhead5112

5 ай бұрын

*intense orchestra in the background* Soldier for the sake of everyone, GET OUT!!!!

3:45 imagine this guy survived, made it to the pillar of autumn, and was one of the people in the visorcam chief watches in CE

Its a shame that most of these people probably got glassed or worse.

@TheMasterCheese

4 жыл бұрын

@@clitcrusader4897 Honestly anything else. At least glassing is instant. They could die of blood loss from plasma burns or having a flood spore burrow into them.

@YTPGOD

4 жыл бұрын

Or just impaled on a big energy sword

@YTPGOD

4 жыл бұрын

Also brutes only have gay sex amongst their own race it’s the lore look it up

@TheMasterCheese

4 жыл бұрын

@@clitcrusader4897 Not on reach but the marines who escaped in the pillar of autumn would find some on 04

@TheMasterCheese

4 жыл бұрын

@@clitcrusader4897 All the ones you see in halo CE did.

so the voice actor of the marine that keeps talking about reading minds is actually the mind reader in the show HEROES. i never knew about that little reference in the game.

@Hummabubba

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're right! I knew his voice sounded familiar.

@kanden27

4 жыл бұрын

Oh the cop! Lol

@AJadedLizard

4 жыл бұрын

That's also why he asks about the look on your face and whether you're trying to stop time.

@Nativeboi2119

4 жыл бұрын

Remember someone had to say these lines

@clemp23

2 жыл бұрын

And the lady who asks if she looks like an alien is the voice actress of Lana from Archer

3:26 the little step back when he said he could read your mind was priceless

@AlejandroGarcia-tj2bs

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@mr.stardoge1188

3 жыл бұрын

I like how the guy recording it moves back like : Woah, how did you know I like that one robot marine?

"You wanna hug it out, or kill some Covies?" "Oh well, err --" "I VOTE FOR COVIES" "...darn."

@staeslait2343

3 жыл бұрын

You get 2 votes, because you're a Spartan.

@brianstabile165

3 жыл бұрын

I want a hug But not from my parents

@Nobody_In_Particular

3 жыл бұрын

why not both?

@luisf2793

3 жыл бұрын

If you pull a mr. and mrs. Smith you can do both

Shame the Covenant don't speak English in this one, they could have had some good lines.

@Overneed-Belkan-Witch

4 жыл бұрын

Unggou did it

@chillyee1816

4 жыл бұрын

few days ago while i was playing on the campaign i swear one of the elites said "im sorry! im sorry!" when i ran up to it with an energy sword

@Arthzul

4 жыл бұрын

@@OozyFungus22 it's not reverse English, my mistake. "Wort wort wort" is the only word that's revers from Johnsons "go go go" only slowed down a lot and reversed. kzread.info/dash/bejne/h62etZWpqKbUn5M.html

@Tucher97

4 жыл бұрын

@@chillyee1816 The Covenent I think by the events of Reach barely comprehend English, but I think after Halo 1 they have some degree to understanding english I believe (I dont remember it has been eons since I played 2) but 3 they have a good understanding of english but cannon wise yes they speak english i think, in the book or noval version of Halo CE the Elites have an understanding of balastic weapons and english

@thespreer2142

4 жыл бұрын

“Funny, but I dreamed in English”

"You wanna hear my robot voice? I. AM. A. ROBOT. Pretty good, right?" What an adorable nerd.

@lyraleen1504

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@jsiabot3467

4 жыл бұрын

She lowkey cute ion gonna lie 😤

@JotenZ312

4 жыл бұрын

@@jsiabot3467 she was the one I always tried to keep alive

@cezarsarman1937

4 жыл бұрын

It is not simping if she isn't real

@epic_toasterbath6723

4 жыл бұрын

Like that i e marine in halo 2 "she was one of the oreety ones"

I like the childlike whimsy of Emile going "should we go and kill some more aliens?" Like he's trying his hardest not to sound excited

6:23 Damn I always thought Jun was so chill but he’s out here making jokes about crimes against humanity lmao

@dqblizzard722

Жыл бұрын

Bro just goes around telling every civvy that the covenant is gonna annihilate them

"During my last psych eval they asked me what I feel when reducing civilian unrest. I told them, 'slight recoil.'" -Jun, 2552 -edit: Spelling

@AsexualOpossum

4 жыл бұрын

The funniest part is it's a reference to what an actual military sniper told CNN about when he shot taliban.

@ACENDANT-

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@generalgrievous3667

4 жыл бұрын

*oh my*

@123mickymouse123

4 жыл бұрын

@@AsexualOpossum It isn't though? The story is as old as the Vietnam war, most likely older, and is purely fiction since there's no real sources for it ever happening. People have heard of it, but that's true for any story.

@theashman7836

4 жыл бұрын

252 likes

That dual wielding part hurts me. Considering Halo 3 was the last game in the series that had it :(

@ugiustuskeiserus8066

4 жыл бұрын

At least Halo Wars 2 has it

@MasterHall117

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah..... what’s nice is 343 confirmed Halo Infinite is gonna have dual wielding Edit: I uh.... had an oopsie on this comment and aged terribly.... sorry lads...

@TheKingOfHalo

4 жыл бұрын

As a spartan I should be able to dual wield assault rifles with laser like precision.

@MajorBlitz

4 жыл бұрын

Elites in campaign can dual wield, but those are rare as well.

@titanium4167

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, there'll be a mod for that soon

Always thought the female marines in halo reach were cute, glad to see their voicelines confirm it.

@mathieu11

4 жыл бұрын

true dat

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

Hella!

0:40 is even funnier because that means that was one of the only things that wasn’t redacted by ONI

@theholypineapple3558

2 жыл бұрын

Carter says he actually saw the full file not just the non-redacted parts

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" lmfao

@nasafsha6

4 жыл бұрын

I too loved this reservoir dogs reference

@epicninjacakez6716

4 жыл бұрын

Oooh. Wait. What if he's implying that Reach is a dream?! "If you shoot me..." After you shoot Jun. And"In your dream you better wake up and apologize" could imply that this was all a dream

@vault_dwelIer

4 жыл бұрын

@@epicninjacakez6716 No, it's a word for word movie quote from "Resevoir Dogs."

@KS-hy9du

4 жыл бұрын

At 3am: Jun...JUN...I’m sorry

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like how my GF got angry at me because she had a dream about me cheating on her.

I love every line of this omg "I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection" "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize" Then Carter that's just done with your shit gotta love Reach

@dragobane4728

4 жыл бұрын

Then the sandwich lady

@SweetDreamsHalo3

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragobane4728 I'm sure you've replied to a lotta comments. One of them about a sandwich?

@dragobane4728

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@MasterHall117

4 жыл бұрын

Then Emile is just wanting to get to the covies

@cpt.battleno843

4 жыл бұрын

I shit you not as I was reading the first line in this it started in the video I nearly lost it

0:12 yes kat, you can do that. you know what else can pierce a spartan's helmet? a needle rifle. too soon?

@The_Distortionist_Waits

2 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining Noble standing above her corpse like "HUH? HUH??? DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING PEIRCING A HELMET???????"

0:53 The thunder really set the mood of the talk.

@thetrashking6747

Жыл бұрын

Jun is frickin wise

Carter - College professor Kat - Tsundere Jun - Philosophical Jorge - Too serious Emile - Too bloodthirsty Six - Too lonely

@ZeDitto3

4 жыл бұрын

Kat *

@solarwolf1336

4 жыл бұрын

BlooJay - Thank you, I missed that

@ugiustuskeiserus8066

4 жыл бұрын

I can see Kat being into 6

@troopergio

4 жыл бұрын

Kat and 6 would make an adorable couple

@trollerpilotxiv3079

4 жыл бұрын

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 "First glassing? Me too." At least there was an attempt at small talk.

I just realized some of the women marines are voiced by Aisha Tyler, who voices Lana in Archer.

@nostradamusofgames5508

4 жыл бұрын

LANAAAAAAAA

@mastercypress5294

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, that was driving me crazy.

@TheEmpty0333

4 жыл бұрын

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@ToxicCandy116

4 жыл бұрын

I knew she sounded familiar!

@connorbranscombe6819

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicCandy116 It was annoying me when I was playing long night of solace, one of the sabre pilots has her voice and its really jarring.

5:25 I love how you look down at the end as if you're gonna give him the grand tour.

2:50 *I bet you got long flowing locks underneath that helmet of yours.* *Am I right?* *I'm right aren't I?* *Just tell me I'm right.*

@datboigokumi6048

4 жыл бұрын

Super Saiyan 3 amirite

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

That marine's hitting on you. I got that line as female Six. lol. That man's crazy brave to try picking up a Spartan, especially on the battlefield.

@IsmashedtoRedbone

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's a reference to Cal 141 from Halo Legends

I love how uncomfortable Emile gets at 3:17

@justfantastic2877

4 жыл бұрын

hey boy! wanna kill some aliens boy?! who's a good killing machine?

@megavore97

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he’s trying to convince a little kid to play outside lmao

@deqnq1705

4 жыл бұрын

ironic because emile is the scariest one out of noble

@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330

3 жыл бұрын

@@deqnq1705 yeah, but if you think about it Six is more terrifying than Emile since most of his files is covered in black ink and classified painted all over it, probably the reason why Emile feels so uneasy lmao

@shadowfyed7117

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine this happens to you while wearing the EXACT same armor as Emile

The masked female marine at 0:31, the ODST with his horrible career path at 0:21, the tired marine at 2:45, the entirety of Emile, and the dark joke Jun made at the end were all fuckin amazing in my opinion

@powerhouse6165

4 жыл бұрын

Emile deserves his own movie, or at least a shory film

@WillowIsSleepy

4 жыл бұрын

@@powerhouse6165 A short film of his origin story. Whole thing with his brother, spartan training, his battles as a spartan, all that. Would definitely be nice

@wasdwazd

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite was the mind reader.

@FrostyWheats

4 жыл бұрын

2:45 is actually a reference to Office Space Like they literally ripped the audio from the movie

@WillowIsSleepy

4 жыл бұрын

@@FrostyWheats Ah really? Ha nice

2:20 Is my favorite which actually made me laugh. "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

1:36 My favorite line from the soldier. This can literally fit right into a book, or movie.

I just realized that because the grunts breathe methane, you shoot their tanks and the battlefield will start to smell like farts.

@Quagmirian

4 жыл бұрын

Methane has no smell

@mauz791

4 жыл бұрын

@@Quagmirian yeah, it's butane right

@thejohnson2328

4 жыл бұрын

Why they need a breathing system?

@Levy_Wilson

4 жыл бұрын

@@thejohnson2328 Because their homeworld had a methane atmosphere, not an oxygen atmosphere, so they can't breathe the same air the other Covenant species can.

@thejohnson2328

4 жыл бұрын

@@Levy_Wilson thanks 👍🏻

“Alright right look man... Should we go kill some more aliens?”

@w4ayne

4 жыл бұрын

Fenix Flexin bro that’s legitimately one of the best lines of dialogue I’ve heard in reach

@thctitan5041

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded pretty excited about doing that too

@derpithfacilities3515

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the only time I heard Emile happy

@zigzaghyena

3 жыл бұрын

Just a couple of socially maladjusted bros bonding over their shared love of overzealous alien extermination :)

5:00 still my favourite line in reach

Noble 6: **stares into carters soul for an unnerving amount of time** Carter: уσυя fιℓє мєитισиє∂ тнιѕ...

I'm just wondering how you stuck that marine with a frag grenade.

@wrpen99

4 жыл бұрын

The wiki claims that the version of the grenade in Reach is magnetic, because it will stop rolling on metal surfaces, and will stick if thrown in an exact way. Try walking up to a wall and throwing it straight down at the corner, it'll look like it goes inside 6's foot when you do it right.

@colincrippin375

4 жыл бұрын

You can stick frag grenades on brutes sometimes.

@Pandora1997Sour

4 жыл бұрын

No way I've played halo all my life and I've never done that before

@colincrippin375

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pandora1997Sour Just play some Halo Reach firefight against brutes and use a lot of frags against them eventually you'll see one stick.

@gamefreak974

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a bug but it’s pretty awesome so whatev

6:23 Not just a sniper, *but a comedian too.*

@DubstepinHaloDino117

4 жыл бұрын

Dark comedy too

@gamefreak974

4 жыл бұрын

Is it Dark if you’re killing bad guys to protect civilians tho?

@spongmongler6760

4 жыл бұрын

"Bad guys."

@Jormyyy

4 жыл бұрын

@@spongmongler6760 covenant did nothing wrong

@The_outwardNechromancer_Kaia

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing Jun, that might not have been comedy...

I love 4:38 implies that just staring people down for uncomfortable amounts of time is something Spartans do in general.

Lady marines in halo have such hot smacktalk, I dig it

@adrianhenriquez2354

3 жыл бұрын

Um..

6:19 Bungie took the piss out of the one feature they removed from this game.

@epicninjacakez6716

4 жыл бұрын

The guy who said this sounds like Dutch

@unknowninformation1560

4 жыл бұрын

Epic Ninja Cakez I think it is in the lore. Buck was on Reach too...

@lelouchvibritannia4028

Жыл бұрын

@@epicninjacakez6716 Not really.

The delivery of the line at 4:20 was great and made me feel sad

@YarugumaSou

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@misfitgaming106

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 420 he was probably smoking some kush too with a line like that

@romainlettuce118

4 жыл бұрын

It’s from the movie “Office Space”. It’s funny as hell. Classic movie.

@arwrw2

3 жыл бұрын

420 that's pog haaaahaaaa

2:14 I like to imagine she survived Reach and is now a Spartan-IV :)

@RIPTIDE2034

3 жыл бұрын

She could be Palmer

@AJadedLizard

7 ай бұрын

She's the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, so she did eventually get shiny metal pants, just not MJOLNIR.

4:01 he sounds disappointed

5:26 Noble Six looks down after he says that.

@MarksterC

4 жыл бұрын

omg I didn't even notice that

@ZehRooKiE

4 жыл бұрын

"Shall I demonstrate?" *Opens* *Cranks* *Pulls* *Unzips*

@Jormyyy

4 жыл бұрын

You don't wanna know how Spartans use the bathroom...

@veorangejuice733

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedude___dude4399 i only know about that because of rvb

@dr.boring7022

4 жыл бұрын

How do the Spartans go to the bathroom? They T-bag, of course.

"I could punch a hole through your helmet with little effort." She would be the one to say that.

@soggymartin1881

4 жыл бұрын

So can a needle

@I_am_a_cat_

4 жыл бұрын

@@soggymartin1881 .... what? And..? So can a spoon... So what? I don't think you understand what I was saying...

@ethanw7416

4 жыл бұрын

Cat the needle from the needle rifle she was shot with

@westwing23

4 жыл бұрын

If you look in the MCC's reach body armor, they have her arm as an "upgrade" and adversite it as "Unfortantely it doesn't come with situational awareness" yeah.. thats dark.

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

@@westwing23 Jesus Christ, that's fucked.

I love how the marines voiced by Aisha Tyler are just literally Lana.

0:48 I need to that story now.

5:08 reference to the original Halo 3 trailer.

@andrewhodgson2566

4 жыл бұрын

More like Red V Blue

@MJOLNIR_studios

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhodgson2566 Both

@Espartanica

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhodgson2566 No, it's much closer to the Halo 3 trailer.

@aklato7258

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "you ever wonder why were here

@JordanCreaser29

3 жыл бұрын

@@aklato7258 it’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, isn’t it?

Mom:What do you wanna do when you grow up? ODST:Rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin.. Ma'am

@lazyvideoproductions2979

4 жыл бұрын

Mom: ...

2:07 this guy really does have the sigma grind set.

@NOBLESIX-UNSC

2 ай бұрын

Oh come on

04:32 - "He was breathing JUST FINE through the hole IN HIS FACE!" 🤣🤣🤣

I punched a marine 50 feet in the air off a warthog turret in the first Sword Base mission so Kat could take it over and I had the marine in the passenger seat yell “DON’T MAKE ME TEABAG YOU!”

That one marine who asked what it was like to be a Spartan, and whether or not you enjoyed it... I felt that.

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

"Do I enjoy it? No. I don't remember my real family, nothing solid, just that they were killed by the Covenant. I spent my whole childhood being brutalized and taught to kill by Oni and the military. When I was twelve years old, I was permanently maimed and altered against my will by chemical agents that put me in indescribable pain. I have since then spent my entire life at war. I've been a slave to the UNSC my entire life, and the only way I will ever be free is if I die in combat. No, I don't like being a Spartan, I hate it, I never wanted to be this."

@IsmashedtoRedbone

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mortablunt That's a really interesting answer to the question, people only see the awesome outside never the deeply traumatic pasts off our heroes

@Jacksonthehedgehog9

2 жыл бұрын

My answer is much simpler. How would you feel if the home you knew was glassed, the only family you had was killed by alien bastards, you met some oni guys in labcoats, and they turned you into something that those same aliens fear. In that order. I no longer feel. I can only receive dopamine when slaughtering entire squads of those splitjaw motherfuckers. When the dopamine hits though.....oh it's absolute bliss. If it comes down to me, I'm either walking out wearing their teeth as a necklace, or dying with my fist shoved down one of their throats. Of course, nothing personal against any one of the covie races specifically. I want to slaughter them all equally. Though if one race did end up switching sides, I am at least capable of playing nice. I do it with the chucklefucks like you after all, marine. (Reference brought to you by halo legends)

@vinyl7764

Жыл бұрын

(For future reference: 1:32)

"Age 7, mom says " what do you want to do when you grow up" " rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin....ma'am"

I'm starting to think that Noble 6, stares at his comrade's for a living

I don't remember Jun being such an edgelord lmao

@protonjones54

4 жыл бұрын

@Yee-Haw Time Whatever that means.

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

@@protonjones54 Lots and lots of shooty stabby killy killy. Jun is recognized in his psych file IIRC in his firefight description as being psychopathic (ASPD, not the stupid bullshit that movies this psychopathy is).

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

"I tOlD tHeM sLiGhT rEcOiL"

@damienmaymdien6367

3 жыл бұрын

He's a sniper, what do you expect?

@protonjones54

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienmaymdien6367 isn't it Emile 's job to be the edgy one

3:45 *THE FLOOD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

"I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection?" Kat is so savage. My favourite Spartan.

Theres a line where if Jorge takes enviromental damage he'll get annoyed and say "Everything on this damn planet is trying to kill me"

"I once met a soldier who told me his weapon was a time machine, he wasn't killing the enemy he was moving them forward in a time where they were all no longer alive." RvB reference?

@sailor7388

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Granger yesh

@MeltedEarth

4 жыл бұрын

No

@lyraleen1504

4 жыл бұрын

DONT LIKE THIS COMENT Edit: I dont freakin remember comenting this shit

@funnyvalentine1592

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@alexanderthegreat6682

4 жыл бұрын

yep

6:24 definitely inspired by the finnish sniper during ww2 quote "What did you feel killing so many communists?" And he said "The recoil"

@rhysnichols8608

4 жыл бұрын

Chaim Goldbaum When asked what it’s like to kill a man he replied “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only killed communists”

@duncan1471

4 жыл бұрын

Chaim Goldbaum what’s up my brother

@craigthemonke794

3 жыл бұрын

Simo Häyhä is the sniper you’re talking about

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

Fitting. The Innies make the Soviet Union look like angels by comparison.

@ShahjahanMasood

2 жыл бұрын

Kirchies!!!!

3:04 Carter is saying OER not OAR. It stands for Officer Evaluation Report. It's a thing US military officers have that evaluates their performance and is done by their commanders

“You don’t talk very much… are you the strong, silent type or something?” Good old ODST references.

Don’t forget about the firefight voices. They not only have some fun lines while killing things but also when you stare at other players.

@halfgecko3202

4 жыл бұрын

What you don't like my cooking?

@thearnorianruby4681

9 ай бұрын

Really?

"Your file mentioned this." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT GETS FUNNIER AS YOU THINK ABOUT IT! CONSIDERING THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES TO FIND THESE THINGS!

@Xhardrocker

4 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr

@Yicama

4 жыл бұрын

Funny moment bruh

@Sidewinder1996

4 жыл бұрын

Love how he said these tendencies would be written up in the next officer action report

@thecatfather857

4 жыл бұрын

Sidewinder Gaming That’s what that stands for?

@Sidewinder1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecatfather857 basically. Needless to say. Hes probably gonna get passed over by the promotion board

3:19 the most enthusiastic you’ll ever hear Emile

Forgot one. In Nightfall, when the colonists bring out weapons he says; "These are stolen weapons." The colonist says, "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" Then Jun said, "No, gonna steal it back."

0:42 *Shoots the marine* Woah! This camo must really work

"I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection" I think we all know the answer God damn my spartan is beautiful

@ugiustuskeiserus8066

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I stare at Kat's helmet cuz it's sexy

@coolminecraft1457

4 жыл бұрын

Ügiustus Keiserus am I the only person who thought she would have been cute if only she wasn’t a fuckin death machine?

@theyoboygamer3754

4 жыл бұрын

She was voiced by an Israeli woman so uh

@JungleHunter06

3 жыл бұрын

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 Nah man, Jorge is the REAL package

@dianabarnett6886

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolminecraft1457 I think she's cute because of it.

0:31 this womans robot impression was so impressive.

@AJadedLizard

7 ай бұрын

Fun fact, that's Cortenay Taylor, the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, and she does it in that game too.

I love Jun, I wish he appeared in Halo again

so the files are mentioning B312 is a weirdo? pretty sure this text belongs to the blacked out ones.

@IONLYKNOWMOVESTHATKILLPEOPLE

4 жыл бұрын

It's really cool that you have to let everyone that you know his service tag. Just call him 6 loser

@adhdasdfroflxd123

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@kianh.76

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@justfantastic2877

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@strawberrybleach7715

4 жыл бұрын

@@IONLYKNOWMOVESTHATKILLPEOPLE I bet you dont even know who John-117 is, dumdum

"That lone wolf stuff stays behind" "This qualifies as 'lone wolf' stuff, Noble Six"

@AJadedLizard

7 ай бұрын

Your file mentioned this. This is gonna impact your next OAR review.

0:21 343 needs to take notes of that witty dialogue bungie is known for

On the level The Package, with the skull that let's you hear rare combat dialogue, when you have the scorpion tank, one the marines said: "It's like shooting womprat's back home." I love hearing dialogue like that.

02:15 that marine should be made into a spartan in a future Halo lel

@agamer203

3 жыл бұрын

117 likes. I don't dare change it, so here's a thumbs-up 👍

@arwrw2

3 жыл бұрын

Halo reach *final firefight* It's a good idea so at the start you play as just the marine then you escape reach and for all the successful missions you get promoted to a semi spartan because full Spartans need augmentations

3:54 female masked marine is BAE

@MiniFuxy11

4 жыл бұрын

I would pay for a Halo game about Marines, with a campaign mode with a female marine as protagonist. I wanna feel again like we are a soldiers in war, not like jumping weirdos in a pink powered armor, like in Halo 5 multiplayer.

@aZaamBie135

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiniFuxy11 something like ODST

@MiniFuxy11

4 жыл бұрын

@@aZaamBie135 i wanna give more protagonism to the Marines, they deserve it

@fuckusingfullname

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiniFuxy11 I would pay 343 not to sjw up Halo if I knew they were doing so, but yes, a campaign about a marine would be lit

@jorgegutierrez8588

4 жыл бұрын

@@fuckusingfullname I had no idea that a female playable character was "sjw"

Guy: "One of these days maybe I'll be the giant staring robot, huh?" Emile: "yeah I carved that myself I'm very proud of it"

“Your file mentioned this.” & “This qualifies as lone wolf stuff.” My favorite lines

"I AM A ROBOT pretty good huh?" W I N K S

The last line with Jun is a bit messed up

@NoTLucas

4 жыл бұрын

apparently it's a reference to a real life sniper: www.snopes.com/fact-check/recoil/

@justfantastic2877

4 жыл бұрын

it could also mean shooting enemies... gosh

@123mickymouse123

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoTLucas The article it links argues that it's moreso a tale than a true story though. So the opposite of what you said. Still, it's the typical quipy response.

@HexJK

4 жыл бұрын

It's about rebels, so not really.

@GiskardRevenlov

4 жыл бұрын

Its a reference to a pretty well known interview with a sniper

"slight recoil" line will always be the best to me

My favorite one I’ve ever heard is when you kill enough allies in front of Kat to make her hostile and she either says “so this explains all the black ink” or “I knew it as soon as I saw your file!”

5:25 Nice Question , Marine! xD

@Aibadenshi

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fK2Aj6xmoMyoaNI.html

@therevenantofdhg5345

3 жыл бұрын

*Wait hol' up*

3:44 this dude predicted the flood

@randomchannel3314

4 жыл бұрын

Hellamoody actually

@lobiankk77

4 жыл бұрын

Aged like wine

@ultraburstchara3662

4 жыл бұрын

The player hearing that line: *nervous laughter* your fucked if you get on the pillar of autumn or stay here friend

@SevenBendy

Жыл бұрын

People going through legendary Halo 1, 2 and 3: AAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH I HOPE YOU DIE-

0:16 Jackal Sniper: *UNO REVERSE*

That last clip of Jun was inspired by a finish soldier who is nicknamed the white death. He was asked in the 90s about his killing in the winter war of 1939. He responded that what he felt after shooting each combatant was recoil

"I don't like my job I don't think I'm gonna go anymore" Totally a reference to Office Space

@thomaspriest5278

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually Ron Livingston voicing 'Trooper 5' in Reach

"We don't have a lot of time in this universe, and we weren't meant to spend it this way." Damn that's deep bro.

5:31 "Seen ops go south before, but this is a whole other level of basement dwelling"

I love how you get some insight into what spartan small talk would be like

“What are you trying to stop time?” Joseph Joestar assuming that DIO can stop time, 2552

@physical_insanity

4 жыл бұрын

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 420: Requiem of Reach

@Ch4pp13

4 жыл бұрын

@@physical_insanity *FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF JOE STARR AS HE FIGHTS TO DEFEND HUMANITY FROM THE THREAT OF ALIEN INVASION LEAD BY FANATIC DIORABO! NEW [STANDS] NEW FIGHT SCENES NEW CHARACTERS COMING TO A CRUNCHYROLL NEAR YOU!*

@nr-5usrrobot802

4 жыл бұрын

Chappie XD

@colonel1003

4 жыл бұрын

guys laugh the joke is a reference to joj

@zyoh4311

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonel1003 don't know what JoJo is

Jun best girl

@xyonentertainmentproductio4909

4 жыл бұрын

It guy

@elithefennecfox2351

4 жыл бұрын

guy*

@dr.boring7022

4 жыл бұрын

No, Jorge is best girl

@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856

4 жыл бұрын

Its classified as an attack helicopter

@SorcererAC0

4 жыл бұрын

My guy pretty like a girl

The Army troopers in Reach felt more human to me than the marines from the other games.

2:00 This is probably *how* Noble Six became a Lone Wolf in the first place.