Can't wait until Sony makes a "Jeff the Killer" movie and creates a creepypasta cinematic universe.

@darrelsam419

5 жыл бұрын

Please no I don't want to live through another era of teenagers writing about how much they want to fuck Jeff the Killer and other creepypasta serial killers.

@shadows-sweet-embrace

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't you hyped for the upcoming Smile Dog movie?

@theycallmejojo6090

5 жыл бұрын

CINEMATIC HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

@Ektalon

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! To compete with that cinematic juggernaut called the Dark Universe! (Edit) Eventually I'll learn to spell.

@avenger813

5 жыл бұрын

sonic.exe extended universe please

I like SONY. They make me believe that I also can be a filmmaker.

@obscure4847

5 жыл бұрын

GPTRONIC I read this in one of the voices mike makes

@moviesovermatterproductions

5 жыл бұрын

Bravo!

@crytkryssus9851

5 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but you're at 666 I don't want to upset the balance.

@johnv6806

4 жыл бұрын

You can. In essence every youtuber is.

Slenderman literally came from a photoshop contest on SomethingAwful. Imagine making a silly picture on a message board and having it lead to an attempted murder and a Hollywood film...

@thiskid990

5 жыл бұрын

You probably get this a lot but your icon is fucked

@DarudeNephew

5 жыл бұрын

this Kid why is it fucked

@DarudeNephew

5 жыл бұрын

touma I'm almost 30. It can't be worse than one guy one jar.

@gabriellapasseri9632

5 жыл бұрын

Tiia Mannix no, don’t

@DragoonCenten

5 жыл бұрын

Krista Handel I have seen plenty worse than a guy bursting a jar in his rectum. That being said, the subject matter of his profile picture is not much worse than one guy one jar.

If you say "Oh my gahd..." three times into a mirror in a dark room, Rich Evans will appear and give you his diabetes medicine.

@apostolosfilippos

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. Also didn't work :(

@BarrellRofl

3 жыл бұрын

@@apostolosfilippos yes you gotta push needle slowly for medicine.

@godofspacetime333

2 жыл бұрын

👍 you get two.

@dylanbuchanan6511

Жыл бұрын

Happened to me. Now Rich Evans is explaining to me in meticulous detail the whole “Dick the birthday boy” picture. Somebody please help…

@Eisenwulf666

9 ай бұрын

he started unzipping his pants and said :" oh yeah..i'll give you a tums festival.."

Can't wait for the adaptation of 'Jeff The Killer' in 2021, starring Jared Leto with no eyebrows, extremely white makeup and a tattoo of "Natural born killa" on his forehead, right beneath the scar that spells "mah nem jef".

@kostajovanovic3711

5 жыл бұрын

I can see that happening....

@maymay5600

5 жыл бұрын

ready for the minecraft movie?

@arstneio5753

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man, this actually made me LOL

@prottimus2396

5 жыл бұрын

Probably still be scarier than the 'Jeff The Killer' creepypasta

@Comkill117

5 жыл бұрын

May May considering there’s actual books about Minecraft, and I don’t mean like strategy guides and that sort of thing I mean full on books, I wouldn’t doubt that would actually happen... (Sony pictures would probably make it too, the hacks)

I know a lot was cut from this movie, so I can't wait for Slenderman V Superman: The Zack Snyder Cut

@Britishwolf89

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, critics just don't understand the complexity of Slenderman V Superman. It's just too deep and complex for Marvel fans to comprehend.

@iaiafefe6106

5 жыл бұрын

Tell me, do you spook?

@hungarianbeast

5 жыл бұрын

Now thats a twist, even shamaladan couldn't come up with. Also, isn't this movie allready looking like shit, I think hack snyder allready did some adjustments here and there.

When Slender Man is too controversial for Netflix but they stand their ground with Cuties

@Gentlemenpickleesq.

3 жыл бұрын

Of course! They're murdering all the underage girls that could be exploited! XD

@jaden_bricker

3 жыл бұрын

@@AwsOm3Fac3 excuse me wtf

@cheers2023

3 жыл бұрын

I've never been disappointed with getting rid of Netflix.

@kidneystonermusic

3 жыл бұрын

Great. You made me Google Cuties.

@thepenguin9

3 жыл бұрын

Blame the French

You hacks, I watch a Half in the Bag for the plot, you can't rob me of that

@RobertJRoman

5 жыл бұрын

What are the implications for the Half in the Bag extended universe?

@RoyAnderson

5 жыл бұрын

You really have to appreciate how they have the courage to break the fourth wall in this gripping episode of Half in the Bag.

@koroconnell

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what they all say... 😏 "I watch it for the plot..."

@foxandbarrettshow6916

5 жыл бұрын

@@koroconnell *zips my pants back up* but but damnit that Mr plinkett gets me so hawt

@bigmanroadman3910

5 жыл бұрын

I watch movies for the plot, Sony robed me of that.

The only thing slender is the box office intake

@MrMild-sv7is

5 жыл бұрын

Mushroom Smuggler obligatory slide whistle while looking straight into the camera

@arranboon1

5 жыл бұрын

*Slide whistle*

@technomancermagus8357

5 жыл бұрын

Not really. It cost $10 Million to make and brought in over $11 Million in it's first weekend. It's a money maker. Basically if you keep your budget down you can make a bunch of money on reasonable returns. Who'd have thunk it.

@texivani

5 жыл бұрын

YOU FUCKING DID IT

@evnerbinko

5 жыл бұрын

The only slender man here is the director losing his job after this movie and not being able to buy any more food.

There will never be another Slender Man killing because it's not cool anymore. Sony took one for the team.

@Xingmey

5 жыл бұрын

that would've been the movie that wouldve made sense in 2011 or 2012... lol but 2018... well slender man isn't cool since 2014...

@bobmcbobbington9220

5 жыл бұрын

They are the sacrifice so save the world from the Slenderman. The movie makes sense now.

@SuperDrunkdragon

5 жыл бұрын

Slenderman was cool?

@Lightscribe225

5 жыл бұрын

Stick It was based. Not cool. Then normies found it. Then it became 'cool'.

@michaelkitchin9665

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, there'll be a reboot of this. Colin Firth stars as 'A Slender Man'. Women of a certain age commit murders in his image.

So we're not gonna get Slenderman VS Bye Bye Man, the greatest anime crossover of all time?!

@GelatinousSSnake

5 жыл бұрын

Greatest anime batttle ever

@tempjohn3510

5 жыл бұрын

Poisonedblade crossover? If that movie idea becomes successful, they'll just make a cinematic universe.

@Poisonedblade

5 жыл бұрын

The Wicked Man Extended Cinematic Universe? You know, it would probably be as good as the DC Universe.

@Greendalewitch

5 жыл бұрын

Neil Wilson. Well someone hasn't seen One Piece lmfao.

@CarEdy23

5 жыл бұрын

Did you guys hear Slenderman and the Babadook are dating

(Gets malaria) Doctor: it’s like a computer virus for organism

@MrSkinnyWhale

3 жыл бұрын

ShakalakatikiwikibooplywappaChow

"They can see each other on their phones?!? Like The Jetsons?!?" God damn it. Can't breathe.

I can’t wait for Sony to release the Amazing Slender-Man 2

@caimbrien6108

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully, the disappointing box office won't negatively affect the release of the Jeff the Killer spinoff.

@Comkill117

5 жыл бұрын

I just hope they don’t drop the series after setting up the spooky six...

Making a movie in 2018 about an internet phenomenon from 2011, hoping the name alone will get butts in theater seats. *200 IQ move from Sony.*

@antaresmaelstrom5365

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is slenderman doesn't lend itself to a movie. Marble hornets did it best, slow creeping horror and intrigue of months not just scares one after another.

@antaresmaelstrom5365

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, which is the very reason slenderman is a terrible 'monster' to use for standard horror movies. It is a tall thin dud in a tux that stands there menacingly and fucks up your footage. I doubt they did it in the movie, but I would be somewhat intrigued if they went the extra mile and screwed with the audio and video of the very slenderman movie throughout the film to imply that within the film he was near.

@johnc7389

5 жыл бұрын

Slenderman actually originated in 09; you've got nearly a solid decade of dead space between the origins and the adaptation

@Yal_Rathol

5 жыл бұрын

if it had at least been done four years ago, it would've still been late but at least it would've been current.

@Bacteriophagebs

5 жыл бұрын

That was their miscalculation. The kids who were into Slenderman as 12-year-olds have mostly grown into young adults, and are going to avoid a Slenderman movie because they've outgrown it, while kids who are young enough to like some stupid internet horror meme are into different stupid internet horrors memes, now.

“We’re not having a story, because the movie didn’t have one either.” (Slide Whistle)

"Well, we've remade or rebooted EVERY MOVIE AND TV IDEA EVER. Now what?" "Old internet memes!!!"

@captainxorro8553

5 жыл бұрын

todd johnson The "Half in The Bag" soft reboot is going to be awful.

@Shmandalf

5 жыл бұрын

This is what I understand the least. Was there really _any_ demand for this movie? How out of touch do you have to be to not realize no one gives a shit about slender man anymore (And really, even when it was a thing, most people didn't give a shit then either).

Sometimes I wonder how Hollywood executives think. Like how can any functioning human being think that a movie based off a trend that died in 2012 was a good idea?

@technosis9094

5 жыл бұрын

Yea must be lots of cocaine. That's the only thing I can come up with.

@jonnisko

5 жыл бұрын

They're even working on a FNAF movie with director Chris Columbus. I'm not joking.

@Meitti

5 жыл бұрын

I think it goes like this: An idea gets pitched on how to make cash out of some recent fad. After tons of talking and bickering it gets ok'd and the project starts to look for investors. Then the project meets several delays for whatever reasons like executive meddling, director being a hack or whatever. By this point the fad has been over for years but they still have to release the movie because they already promised to do so to their investors.

@TheKleptix

5 жыл бұрын

big machines move slow and the whole industry is run by out of touch old men (a la the writer for this one) who go by the logic of "how do you do fellow kids"

@Caitlin_TheGreat

5 жыл бұрын

No, see I think that a "Slenderman" movie could be rather good and potentially do well despite it's popularity having waned. But this was just another crummy and cheap horrorfilm. If it was something else, like "the scary popsicle dude" that they just made up it'd be just as shit. Probably have more or less the exact same storyline too. Teens, internet, done.

So basically this review will get more views than the actual movie. You've done it again RLM.

@weegee_hates_the_blind

5 жыл бұрын

your profile picture is an M&M

@alishademan5452

5 жыл бұрын

weegee hates the blind :0

@willigagbob8243

4 жыл бұрын

I think this comment got more likes than people saw the movie.

@JaydevRaol

3 жыл бұрын

😂😁

@real1mem3s

Жыл бұрын

Wow a free video got more views than a piece of crap movie no one wants to pay for? No way!

I worked at one of the Marcus Theatres in Waukesha when this movie came out. I was in charge of putting posters in their cases at this time and had the Slender Man poster up for about two weeks before we were e-mailed to take any semblance of Slender Man marketing down. It was pretty crazy to work at a theater that banned a movie because of a tragic incident from not even 30 minutes away.

This movie physically damaged my eyes

@budimon121

5 жыл бұрын

damages the soul

@ShoRyuBarbie

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, so that was your eye in the trailer?

@Morgalucci

5 жыл бұрын

Where's your tick?

@Pontif11

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you watch it? Is everything ok at home? Are you the old lady they mentioned? Are you done with your bucket list?

@Kullen64

5 жыл бұрын

24 Frames Of Nick Love your channel!

"Slender Man is something and he can do anything"

@annkathr

5 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal Idiot This is Slenderman. He's got my back.

@o00nemesis00o

5 жыл бұрын

Ann Berg I would advise not getting killed by him

Hey Sony, can I direct a film too? Pretty please?

@skellzzed8255

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I died xD

@brainndamage

5 жыл бұрын

You should ask the studio Stony.

@gustavrider5561

5 жыл бұрын

Now, I know you are an anonymous person on the internet, but WHY would you throw your reputation into the garbage like THAT?

@icecreamalacarte

5 жыл бұрын

Drink every time Rich mentions Nightmare on Elm Street

@darkmega97

5 жыл бұрын

That depends. Do you have a doomed idea about a long dead concept? Then hop in

at the end of the movie, nick fury "I am here to talk to you about the creepypasta initiative"

Oh boy I can’t wait for the Ben drowned movie in 2020!

@grunkleg.3110

5 жыл бұрын

_Crazycanadian Manga_ Think Nintendo would really allow that?

@radhinkabagaskara5595

5 жыл бұрын

With a cameo by Jibbs

@theactualTVB

5 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for the Squidward’s Suicide, Suicide Mouse, and Dead Bart movies coming out in respective months apart in 2021. I’m getting prepared for the Creepypasta Shared Film Universe.

@bradfordonate1560

5 жыл бұрын

@@theactualTVB next we need an scp movie

@Comkill117

5 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna wait for the Sonic.Exe movie, personally I hope they keep the spirit of the original (that being poorly written with typos everywhere, and no semblance of a cohesive story).

Can't wait for the Sonic.exe film in 2020

@MrPatters

5 жыл бұрын

CPCU (Creepypasta Cinematic Universe)

@alexsilva28

5 жыл бұрын

Wait until they announce Infinity Literature Club and they all have to team up and fight Monika

@alexsilva28

5 жыл бұрын

The Colonel a horror comedy ala Evil Dead? That sounds awesome

@RubenRyb66

5 жыл бұрын

The hyper-realistic graphics better be good.

@vampierknightlucky

5 жыл бұрын

The Creepy Mansion in the Woods Coming Fall 2019

Slender Man is just Jack wandering around the forest at night

Fun fact: Spacecop was banned everywhere but Wisconsin...

@treestandsafety3996

5 жыл бұрын

@Christopher McDonald The guys should hire a real director... LIKE Dick Chasin, Now there's! an artist who can fill the running time..

@foxandbarrettshow6916

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact David Pryor would have not only padded spacecops run time but also added naked alien tits

@willigagbob8243

4 жыл бұрын

And Uganda apparently.

@derlich09

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's why S.W.A.T. broke into my home and beat me. The only way I could drive them off was to say I have AAAAIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!

@foxandbarrettshow6916

4 жыл бұрын

@@derlich09 I usually make sure that's how I introduce myself when the cops approach

Sony has been on a roll since 2012 releasing great films every year The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) After Earth (2013) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) Pixels (2015) Ghostbusters (2016) The Emoji Movie (2017) Slender man (2018)

@GoldLBS

5 жыл бұрын

Nope Nope really has me worried about venom lol.

@noahjohnson5603

5 жыл бұрын

Nope Nope All in the same four month Summer period too. Thanks Hollywood!

@roach9397

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I wonder why Sony Pictures is at risk for being shut down!

@UndeadSon

5 жыл бұрын

At this point you have to ask is this some Producers type scheme?

@ethanross4308

5 жыл бұрын

and baby driver

As a guy from Waukesha... Shit I don't have a special opinion I just never get to say that

@nicholasm6988

5 жыл бұрын

As a guy from Racine... I have nothing to say either I just want to say it too.

@ParagonBourne

5 жыл бұрын

As a guy from Kenosha…

@lilcrabbybabby

5 жыл бұрын

@@MARKOUTTV Haha, they really arent, they're all Native American words actually. Wisconsin is special place.

@AndyDillbeck

5 жыл бұрын

Don't let anything stop you from saying it every chance you get. Live your dream!

@XieYali

5 жыл бұрын

Dayton C. As a girl from Michigan, high five!

The Mill Creek logo looks like it belongs on a $7 bottle of Chardonnay.

@zachsorenson1382

4 жыл бұрын

Wingdings

@JDJohnston9906753

3 жыл бұрын

@@kgpspyguy lol. Any amount spent on chardonnay is too much. I'm not a white wine guy. Hell, I'm barely a red wine guy. I'll stick with whisk(e)y.

@cer_eal

3 жыл бұрын

That's kinda high praise ngl kek

"Also Starring Rich Evans" Talk about a disappearing character!

@MrSkinnyWhale

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pissin, pissin Or Shall I have a quick little poo

So, what does this all mean for the Slender Man Cinematic Universe?

@psychicmonkey

5 жыл бұрын

you joke but there is a whole universe of webseries called the Slenderverse, which is composed of a few dozen KZread channels and accompanying Twitter, Tumblr, and blog sites for each channel

@ZetsubouSensei005

5 жыл бұрын

"I have an Army." "We have a Rake."

@isaacargesmith8217

5 жыл бұрын

Isnt there a jeff the killer movie bieng thrown around?

@gerrywheeler1394

5 жыл бұрын

It means that we don't get that _Slendermen_ movie that I was looking forward to, goddammit.

@gerrywheeler1394

5 жыл бұрын

_A Few Good Slendermen_

The name “slender man” implies the existence of a “thicc man”

@MustafaTurgutDenizer

4 жыл бұрын

Which is Rich Evans

@nickm8591

4 жыл бұрын

The duality of slenderman

@josephschultz3301

4 жыл бұрын

"You don't understand, officer! He tried to kill me! He just appeared out of thick air and had a booty like BA-DOWW!" Officer: *[Furiously scribbling notes]* "Nice."

@TheAdarkerglow

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephschultz3301 gets you so booty drunk your liver fails.

@hihi123hiful

4 жыл бұрын

Poxyquotl we are all the thicc man

"Slenderman will react differently to you, depending on who you are." Isn't that how most people are?

@jacquelinihehehe5873

Жыл бұрын

i know what you mean man

Please address the house flies in your studio! You're making me hungry.

@heyvladislove

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you have an asshole KZreadr to bust?

@DistractedGlobeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Another enema! And another! Until you learn to behave!

@cer_eal

3 жыл бұрын

you'll regret this one

@BarrellRofl

3 жыл бұрын

proof of life firstly.

Wouldn't it make it more sense to make this movie a found footage movie ? I can't believe I just said that.

@krlosz1996

5 жыл бұрын

Qliphothian watch Marble Hornets

@qlipothian

5 жыл бұрын

I have...thats one of the reasons I thought of this...that and having a game that was in first person.

@jstarwars360

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Stuckmann said the same thing in his review

@rikowolfin4984

5 жыл бұрын

They did make it found footage for the first 'Slender' movie and it was garbage. I'm honestly still a fan of the creature, but just because found footage made him popular on youtube doesn't mean he should be limited to that medium of story telling.

@thekingmansplainer6813

5 жыл бұрын

marble hornets look it up.

They raise a good point, that slenderman doesn't lend itself to a long, well-explained narrative. It's used most effectively unexpectedly and in snippets. If they had to make this dumb movie they should've made it in a fake documentary style, with interviews, edited photos, occasional cuts to short pieces of found footage, and maybe a nice spooky fourth-wall break in one of the "real" segments towards the end where you see him in-frame but the camera crew doesn't acknowledge it. Hell, you could even do that throughout the film and just have it happen more and more noticeably as things progress, almost like he's being summoned by people talking about him so much. That might've been kinda neat. But really, slenderman has been a dead meme for years... I can't wait for the Troll Face movie.

@Motorheadache95

5 жыл бұрын

Ben __ The problem is your idea is actually good and creative. You’ll get kicked out of the Sony building if you keep it up.

@blackestpopo4673

5 жыл бұрын

And as I was reading your comment, slenderman came out of my phone and killed me. Rip.

@donnylurch4207

5 жыл бұрын

My dad used to help a rinky-dink, but historic local amusement park decorate and run a haunted house for Halloween. I suggested he should set up a photo op with a Slenderman dummy in the distance, so that it might show up in the background of people's photos and freak them out if they recognized it. I wish he had done it.

@28Pluto

5 жыл бұрын

Well, we already have the "Emoji" movie... So I'm sure we'll see the TrollFace and ForeverAlone guys get a buddy cop movie anytime now.

@darrelsam419

5 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good idea, sadly I think you put more thought into this than the people who made this movie did.

It's nothing like the trailers? That's Slander, Man.

@motivelacking

4 жыл бұрын

I hate how much I loved this.

@Drewbie176

3 жыл бұрын

Great username, and great profile pic. Well done 👌

Marble Hornets wasn't perfect, but that was how you handle a Slenderman movie

@GoblinWar

3 жыл бұрын

Worst acting ever but still existentially terrifying The finale was excellent though

@Guille-mz7xf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the acting sucked but I was so into it in my 15eens I had to watch all of it

@jasonfenton8250

2 жыл бұрын

Marble Hornets had some awesome moments. The first time Masky (forget his real name) attacks was really scary to me as a teenager. Or the more creative scares like going into a house in the day and leaving the attic shortly after, but it's suddenly night. I don't know why the whole idea of losing time always grabs me. More importantly Marble Hornets was a sincere creative project made by and for the internet audience that was into the original Slenderman zeitgeist. It was not a massive studio project.

@mds_main

Жыл бұрын

You mean the Marble Hornets webseries, not movie. Better to specify that because there actually exists a MH movie and it is as terrible as the Slender Man one.

@Tangers3345

Жыл бұрын

@@mds_main oh I see, im sure there was a terrible movie lol. So: the correct way to handle a slenderman movie would be to make it like the marble hornets web series

Notorious dark web ring Something Awful forums.

@futonrevolution7671

5 жыл бұрын

They should have made the movie tickets $10.

@futonrevolution7671

5 жыл бұрын

You don't get to sit down, just lurk.

@futonrevolution7671

5 жыл бұрын

Are you accusing us of something?

Why is it legal to put footage in a trailer that isn't in the movie they're trying to sell

@DriscolDevil

5 жыл бұрын

It isn't really that uncommon, and to make a case for false advertising you would have to argue that it was enough to trick a reasonable person into paying for it. You can't sue McDonalds because your burger doesn't look like the picture and you can't sue a movie company for using footage in a trailer that isn't in a movie.

@matthillfromcollege4109

5 жыл бұрын

It’s an advertisement to get you interested, it’s not really a “come see all of these things on the screen” sometimes. Some movies like 500 days of summer shot stuff that was only for the trailer, but I guess that’s different

@dongeraci8599

5 жыл бұрын

I'm actually interested in what you said, not trying to argue, but just bringing up a counter point... It's not about the burger looking like the ad (most ads btw don't show the burger wrapped up, shoved in a bag, and tossed around inside the bag), but that the burger HAS the advertised ingredients. Shouldn't a movie be required to have all the "ingredients?". What if the trailer showed Iron Man in the movie then cut him out? That would be like advertising a cheeseburger and then getting one with no cheese.

@matthillfromcollege4109

5 жыл бұрын

D W you’re absolutely right about that. That would be misleading. I think there was actually a story about a guy who sued either a theater or a studio because an explosion in the trailer for like, jack reacher or something wasn’t in the movie and I think he won

@rikowolfin4984

5 жыл бұрын

D W that actually is a thing that happened in the Infinity War movie, except it wasn't Iron Man it was the Hulk who was in a lot of the trailers for the movie but he wasn't in the movie as much as advertised and especially not in the scenes they showed in the movie.

who made a better narrative with slenderman. A professional movie studio with a budget or 5 dudes making something for youtube?

@monke12354

5 жыл бұрын

Well, the actual movie was never released since the majority of it was cut out so we'll never know

@Sorakeyblademaster37

4 жыл бұрын

You mean they didn’t even release an unrated version on DVD? I thought that was the entire point of PG13 horror movies?

@just_going_mads

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke12354 Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Everyman Hybrid, all those guys, are ALL infinitely better than this shitty cash grab.

Calgon is a washing machine soap brand here in the UK. So "Calgon, Take me away" Kinda sounds a bit suicidal to me. Much spoopier than the actual movie.

@anthonymcgowan3398

5 жыл бұрын

Yaaaay, spoopies!

@foxandbarrettshow6916

5 жыл бұрын

Tide pods 2 the eatery is open

@therealnothingtoseehere

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually a product designed to descale washing machines. It's not soap.

@woweezowie5826

4 жыл бұрын

@@therealnothingtoseehere "Washing machines live longer with Calgon!"

@therealnothingtoseehere

4 жыл бұрын

@@woweezowie5826 You better believe it!

Oh... Sony... They should just stick to making electronic products. Like walkmans.

@Psychodegu

5 жыл бұрын

Sony NW-ZX300 Hi-Res Walkman 64GB Digital Music Player $629.00

@slowmoe1686

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, people still buy walkmans?

@randomguy5008

5 жыл бұрын

This movie produced a lot of walkmens because a lot of men walked out of the movie theater during it. Bad dum tss

@TheGoukaruma

5 жыл бұрын

There are still people buying ipods and they were never good.

@wanderingrandomer

5 жыл бұрын

Just stick to PlayStation

Omg a new Half in the bag?!? I wonder what they reviewed!... oh... it’s slender man...

@00virgola

5 жыл бұрын

Why did I read it in mr. Plinkett's voice?

@estebanalejandrosantosmora5466

5 жыл бұрын

We all read it in Mr. Plinkett's voice

@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf

5 жыл бұрын

*ENDLESS* *_TRASHHHHHHHHHH!_*

Went to Kenosha. Ouch....

As a teenager, I can verify that saying something reminiscent of "young grasshopper" would not be unheard of in conversation; we just don't know that it originates from Kung Fu.

Thank God.

@mondothegrunt7649

5 жыл бұрын

Rich says you're welcome

THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN

@WWLinkMasterX

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a satire. Actually want to see this now.

21:25 god, that has got to be one of the funniest things Mike has ever done.

Everything will be explained when they release the blue ray extended version, followed by the director's cut with all the extras and deleted scenes and then you'll belatedly realise, after having spent $250, that this film is a masterpiece.

@Psychodegu

5 жыл бұрын

When did movies become like modern video games (patch it after release + DLC)?

@redzeppelin6

5 жыл бұрын

Are they going to add the unicorn dream too?

@tadpolegaming4510

5 жыл бұрын

@@redzeppelin6 gotta wait for the Extended Cut, then the Director's Cut, and then the Final Cut

Can't wait for the upcoming Dancing Baby movie!

@biohead66

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah baby, and I want another freaky Friday where the middle aged protagonist switches places with, you guessed it, his overused buttplug.

@Brave_SJ

5 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to the Rage Comics Cinematic Universe

@joelhassig6099

5 жыл бұрын

"It's a baby wheel, Jay!" movie.

@OurBenefactors

5 жыл бұрын

KZread Poop: The Movie Starring Adam Sandler

@VICVIPER-dp1di

5 жыл бұрын

Pedophilia

I am sorry you had to go to Kenosha.

>scariest thing was the Sony logo Yep, that's true. It's really hard to beat that.

@Comkill117

5 жыл бұрын

Protheus especially after the most horrifying movie ever: the emoji movie. The horror element is that that movie exists.

@bigmanroadman3910

4 жыл бұрын

What about the illumination logo?

@ValisBeetlebum

4 жыл бұрын

They make a great pair of noise canceling headphones...

I'll take *Nicknames You'll Never Hear When Someone's Referring to Rich Evans,* Alex.

"It's an ethical debate" ~ Mike Stoklasa about the movie "Slender Man"

@alexsilva28

5 жыл бұрын

IT BROKE NEW GROOOUND!

One of the funniest Half in the Bag episodes, Mike's facial expressions and mouth sounds alone are a hoot.

@esperthebard

3 жыл бұрын

8:29

I watched this in theaters with my brother. There was one other couple there, an elderly woman and her son. We were huge fans of Slenderman thanks to Marble Hornets and all the memes, spent the entire movie just riffing it and laughing at some of the jump scares or dumb stuff like the dark web video. We were quiet at first until we realized the woman in front of us kept asking her son questions and were enjoying it just as much as we were. Female Slenderman in the library was the highlight for us. It's one of my favorite memories, puts the movie in a special place in my heart despite being your average schlocky horror.

He's a slim fella, that Slender Guy.

@hafa8635

5 жыл бұрын

Tracer Would be nice to name him like that just like they did in that Fantastic Four film, when they named themselves

The only creepy thing about Olive Garden is the outrageous prices!!!

@captainwilliams3893

5 жыл бұрын

Andre Moreau you da real mvp

@PangolinMontanari

5 жыл бұрын

They should be paying me to eat there!!!

@LinusBitchTits

Жыл бұрын

and Italian people

@andremoreau8390

Жыл бұрын

@@LinusBitchTits You cannot prove to me that a real Italian person has ever been inside an Olive Garden.

@LinusBitchTits

Жыл бұрын

@@andremoreau8390 fair enough

Going to see Slender Man has to be the worst thing anyone has ever driven to Kenosha for

Hearing people talking about going to a theater seems so surreal now

It's insane that Marble Hornets, a youtube series from almost a decade ago, is better than a full fledged movie from Sony. Just...just keep to hardware and video games Sony.

@danthewaterman_

5 жыл бұрын

God, I remember Marble Hornets.

@hhasnohope8488

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda got mad when I saw the ads for this movie, manly because I knew the movie would be bad. I knew that they probably didn't see Marble Hornets or anything else regarding the monster's lore. People who have no idea of what makes slender man scary shouldn't be making movies about him. Well at least in my opinion.

@saloz9483

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. They series had great atmosphere and it sucked you in. I actually could not sleep if I saw it before I was planning to go to bed.

@Spazeable

5 жыл бұрын

Everymanhybrid was great too

@GiggaGMikeE

5 жыл бұрын

They could have saved SO much money(and probably turned a much bigger profit) just making a Marble Hornets remake with higher production values and more of a viral marketing campaign.

Best movie of 2011

"More disappearing characters than the Avengers Infinity War!" *thunderous applause*

You put more effort into seeing the movie than they put into actually making it.

Dahmer, stabby teens, and edged weapons all over the place... Have anyone checked if Milwaukee isn’t located on an ancient native burial ground?

@wearealreadydeadfam8214

5 жыл бұрын

Magnus Nygaard If the Packers were in Milwaukee they would have never won a Super Bowl....

6:10 Thought Jay was going to say "We put more efffort into seeing this movie than the filmmakers put into making it."

@BigBoy-ok3eg

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that joke wasn't overused enough

@Whiskeyklone

5 жыл бұрын

death sticks guy Well, they ARE hack frauds, ammirite?!? XD XD XD

One of my favorite redlettermedia screen grabs is the very last frame of this shot of Mike at 30:28 right before it cuts back to Jay.

8:33

@talkinghoorse6936

3 жыл бұрын

9:23

@Shpooptypants13

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hoohooooo wowee

@StumpsWorth

3 жыл бұрын

WILBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@RandomTomatoSoup

3 жыл бұрын

this man contains so many unusual sounds

Did they sacrifice Rich Evans?

@rydermccall3590

5 жыл бұрын

Who’s Rich Evans?

@kalonnia4771

5 жыл бұрын

You mean did they sacrifice the immortal Rich Evans?

@_V.Va_

5 жыл бұрын

Had to get the Soul Stone somehow.

When a bunch of kids with a KZread channel and a hand held camera produce a more suspenseful and terrifying narrative than Hollywood could ever conceive.

I love how much Mike can make Jay laugh

"She thought it was a workout video" had me in tears lmao

I got a pitch for another great horror movie released ten years too late, "Risky Home Mortgageslender Man!"

Slender-man?...I didn't know they made a movie about Crispin Glover.

@petewadesays12

5 жыл бұрын

If he were involved people would watch it. That magic wacky nerd.

@jaydawg7

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same things but Emo Philips

that "slender, man!" joke made me laugh harder than it should :

Wish upon girl is now a term 😆

Why does Sony even bother making movies anymore?

@themarkktv

5 жыл бұрын

FANTAVISION money laundering! :D

@JesuSoup

5 жыл бұрын

@@themarkktv Venom might be good

@user-fz9vk4js5l

5 жыл бұрын

They distributed baby driver

@user-qf6yt3id3w

5 жыл бұрын

It's an interesting question actually. Sony bought up Columbia and Tristar back in the 90's. Back then Sony made audio video products that sold pretty well. And Columbia and Tristar made movies pretty well. So surely it would make sense to vertically integrate. But in retrospect that was arguable - Sony made VCRs and a tape recorders that could copy stuff. Once they vertically integrated they had to stop and now Sony's power as an audio video brand is dying. And you can see hints that the movie industry is in deep trouble too - Solo might actually lose money despite being a Star Wars film. Loads of reboots and remakes seem to be losing cash. Who owned Columbia and Tristar before? Coca Cola, that's who. IMO Sony should get out and sell Columbia and Tristar to people who make soda and popcorn. Basically people who have an interest in getting people into cinemas. I'd say a consortium of Coca Cola, Orville Redenbacher's and Oscar Meyer operating as Grindhouse Corp.

@technomancermagus8357

5 жыл бұрын

Money. :)

Here is my premise for a Slenderman movie, that I think would actually work really well: We see a scared girl, running through the woods. She trips or something, and then looks up and screams and we cut to black. Next scene is a funeral for the girl, and here we meet her friends and build their characters and stuff. Then we go to one of the girls looking at photos of her dead friend, and she notices slenderman in the background, she goes through all the photos and realises that he is in every photo taken by the woods the girl died in. So then all the girls get together, and go to the woods to investigate. Deep inside the woods, they find a pit with a bunch of DVDs dumped in it, all bearing the logo "SONY". They take them home and watch them - and then the horror begins...

@jr9529

4 жыл бұрын

omg you really had me going there XD

@lilpilatesvevo4493

3 жыл бұрын

that sounds like a failed botw pilot

@nightmonk4919

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much just the intro to Sinister.

@docholliday1112

3 жыл бұрын

I will invest on the proviso that Rich Evans plays Slenderman

@METALUNICORNLTD

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!

I just want to say this channel has been a great comfort over this past year and change. I greatly appreciate your humor and wit and passion for film and wish you all the success.

@TransmissionEpicts

3 жыл бұрын

sorry to hear you've had a bad year. This channel also got me through some really rough times as well, used to have them on all the time. They all seem like really great people too, warm and smart and funny. I wish them every success as well!

@PwnZombie

2 жыл бұрын

Happy to hear that you both have had a bad year. J thrive on others' misery.

When Mike is shouting he sounds like Dana Snyder as Master Shake

Why cant hollywood Just make suburban sasquatch 2?

@CegeRoles

5 жыл бұрын

Because David "Miscarriage" Wascavage is being a coy little bitch about the rights to the franchise and is trying to hold out for more money. On a related note; he did make something called Malevolent Ascent in 2010. So there's that.

When I saw the trailers for Slenderman I thought to myself, "man, I remember when creepypastas were cool... God I'm old now." That's not something you want your target audience to think when they hear about your horror movie.

Will we ever get a Mr. Plinkett review of Wish Upon? Or maybe a spotlight Best of the Worst

@Surfermario

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe if these hacks ever fix that VCR.

Thanks for the Kung Fu: the Legend Continues bit.

'The characters all seem dead inside', so just like real people then?

Sony weren’t behind the Mummy for the record, Universal was

I remember coming up with the perfect idea for a slender man movie back when the shit wasn't overplayed yet and was still obscure and fun. wouldve played on the meta shit about manufactured myths, where investigators discover the mythology is all just fake internet shit AFTER they've already started spotting the fucker for real and it's like ahhh did we make it real or what.

@jakeguy6050

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds horrible.

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakeguy6050 man it would have played at the time.

Speaking of horror in Kenosha...

@davisjames8484

3 жыл бұрын

You mean patriot taking out the trash?

@swankydanky1182

3 жыл бұрын

@@davisjames8484 Damn right I do

This hit me deep in the grundle.

“People can see each other on their phones?!....like the Jetsons?!......” “It’s called FaceTime” “.....WHAT?!.......Wut?” LMAO’

@ETTMedia3700

5 жыл бұрын

CherryRabbit the face gets me lmao

@steamedrice97

5 жыл бұрын

RedLettermedia is a national treasure

@realityshotgun

5 жыл бұрын

I remember that from the video!! Wow!!

When I was a kid my dad always referenced the "grasshopper" line from Kung Fu and I wouldn't be surprised if it was enough of a semi-obscure meme that a teenager today referenced it not even knowing where it came from.

@smakies5331

Жыл бұрын

Its in alot of media yeah

Two years before Kenosha became infamous for burning and famous for the Kenosha Kid.

This could've worked as a surreal claymation movie in the vein of Coraline or something idk. Edit: the idea of slendernan could work, but no matter what this story sucks ass.

@Doom_Hawk

5 жыл бұрын

I mean the people who made this movie didn’t give a fuck about making a decent product nevermind taking an artistic approach. However, I could see that working. Something kind of similar to Nightmare Before Christmas and it could act like a child’s boogeyman tale.

@JEMHull-gf9el

5 жыл бұрын

yeah you dont know

@forcivilizaton5021

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, halfassing a film the way most these directors and producers these days do results in this. Garbage in, garbage out.

@0lionheart

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, if Slender Man was animated like a stop motion creature all jittery and unnatural that could've been genuinely terrifying. That jerky motion is unsettling.

@narutowebby

5 жыл бұрын

I really like the idea of a stop motion slender man. Like I feel like I can see it already it works so well

they really don't give a fuck, the fly in the background actually lands on Jay's head at one point. I love it

"My dad drinks and sometimes I wish I could just go away!" - Jay. Someone please help him!

If anything, watch Marble Hornets on KZread. It is the only acceptable version of a take on Slenderman because it is works with the format of KZread.

@jaysew1199

5 жыл бұрын

Also, due to the fact that it was literally started mere days after the original images were posted to SomethingAwful - it wasn't influenced by any of the boring creepypasta that came later.

@blunderabluez

4 жыл бұрын

I recommend a tribe called quest

@bondfall0072

4 жыл бұрын

@@blunderabluez I recommend the 12 tribes of Israel.

There was actually a youtuber (or a group) Marble Hornets, that made short vlog-oriented shorts. There was an overarching plot, but the shortness of the videos and the fact that they were uploaded in a non chronological order helped to build a very interesting horror story.

@lucasmartin4127

5 жыл бұрын

Harry Balzak there were like a few 40 seconds videos in there if I remember correctly, the longest was around 3 - 5 min

@monke12354

5 жыл бұрын

It was a little interesting but ultimately terrible. It was fun when it first came out, though

@Snipurss

4 жыл бұрын

Aerociviz Nicholas It wasn’t terrible

@MrSkinnyWhale

3 жыл бұрын

Charcoal

@thee2724

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasmartin4127 Longest video was actually over 14 minutes long. After the "first season" the videos got longer